Whatever Podcast - Dating Talk #52

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00:00:35.360 La donna è mobile, qual piuma il vento, muta d'accento e di pensiero,

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00:00:58.220 La donna è mobile, qual piuma il vento, muta d'accento e di pensiero.

00:01:01.220 La donna è mobile, qual piuma il vento, muta d'accento e di pensiero.

00:01:06.220 La donna è mobile, qual piuma il vento, muta d'accento e di pensiero.

00:01:16.220 I'm your host, Brian Atlas.

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00:04:36.940 Anyways, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.

00:04:40.380 So please tell us your name, age, and occupation.

00:04:43.900 Go ahead.

00:04:44.400 I am Ivy.

00:04:45.620 I'm 21 years old, and I do OnlyFans and BeGo live streaming.

00:04:51.560 Okay, cool.

00:04:53.020 Wait, sorry, what was the first one?

00:04:54.860 Bingo?

00:04:55.600 BeGo.

00:04:56.300 It's kind of small in the U.S.

00:04:58.340 What is BeGo?

00:04:59.480 It's a BeGo live streaming app.

00:05:01.060 It's kind of like Instagram or TikTok live, except they monetize you for it more.

00:05:04.980 Okay, never heard of it, but cool.

00:05:07.200 Hello, I'm Livvy.

00:05:08.380 I'm 23, and I do OnlyFans, bikini bodybuilding, and fitness, real estate.

00:05:14.820 Yep.

00:05:15.760 Did you say age?

00:05:16.600 You just said your age, right?

00:05:17.800 23.

00:05:18.280 23, got it.

00:05:19.120 Cool.

00:05:19.520 Hi, my name is Tali.

00:05:21.060 I'm 23 years old, and I'm a full-time content creator, OnlyFans creator, and I run a marketing

00:05:27.080 talent and OnlyFans agency.

00:05:30.140 Hello, I'm Meg Crittenden.

00:05:32.220 I do modeling on Instagram and OnlyFans.

00:05:35.120 Age?

00:05:36.320 21, I said.

00:05:37.960 You did?

00:05:38.520 Yeah.

00:05:38.760 Did you say it?

00:05:39.460 Yeah.

00:05:39.800 God, I'm just not listening tonight. 1.00

00:05:41.240 Shit. 1.00

00:05:42.020 And, okay. 0.99

00:05:43.380 And are any of you, did you go to university or college at all, or just, you know?

00:05:47.280 I dropped out.

00:05:48.140 I joined the army.

00:05:50.040 Okay.

00:05:51.080 Are you still?

00:05:53.080 No, I'm not now.

00:05:53.860 Okay.

00:05:54.180 My contract's over.

00:05:54.720 Were you enlisted?

00:05:56.140 Yeah, I was enlisted.

00:05:56.760 Okay.

00:05:57.140 Army.

00:05:57.520 Okay, cool.

00:05:58.060 Go ahead.

00:05:58.980 Hi, I'm Grace.

00:05:59.900 I'm 18.

00:06:00.740 I go to Ventura College, and I'm majoring in anthropology.

00:06:04.060 Okay.

00:06:05.520 Hi, I'm Jay.

00:06:06.480 I'm 18.

00:06:07.460 I work at Starbucks, and I go to Moorpark City College.

00:06:11.260 Rock and roll.

00:06:12.180 I'm Shania.

00:06:13.200 I'm 25, and I work for a hotel.

00:06:16.380 Okay.

00:06:16.880 Good times.

00:06:18.020 And so, we're going to go around the table one more time.

00:06:20.440 So, current relationship status and longest relationship.

00:06:24.560 Go ahead.

00:06:25.760 I am single right now, and my longest relationship was a year and six months.

00:06:31.000 Okay.

00:06:32.420 I'm actually married right now, and my longest relationship was three years.

00:06:36.120 Guys, I need you guys a little closer to the mic.

00:06:37.800 You can pull the microphone closer to you.

00:06:39.820 So, I'm actually married right now, and my longest relationship was for three years.

00:06:45.880 Okay.

00:06:46.320 And is that, you said your longest relationship was for three years.

00:06:50.280 Is that your current relationship?

00:06:51.900 No, it's not.

00:06:52.280 Yeah.

00:06:52.400 I'm currently in a relationship right now, and my longest relationship was six years, and

00:06:58.440 I'm currently in it.

00:07:00.020 Okay.

00:07:00.620 Congrats.

00:07:01.020 I am single, and my longest relationship was a year-ish.

00:07:06.720 I don't even know if I would count it.

00:07:08.460 A year-ish.

00:07:09.300 Yeah.

00:07:09.560 It's like a year on and off.

00:07:10.060 Just reminder.

00:07:10.800 Into the mic.

00:07:11.360 Into the mic.

00:07:12.460 Into the mic.

00:07:13.380 It's like on and off.

00:07:14.380 Like, do you know what I mean?

00:07:15.540 Sure.

00:07:15.900 It wasn't like a relationship.

00:07:16.820 Um, I am single, but I was in a relationship for like nine months.

00:07:22.940 Okay.

00:07:24.860 I'm single.

00:07:25.820 My longest relationship was two years.

00:07:28.780 I'm single, and my longest relationship was roughly seven months.

00:07:33.520 Okay.

00:07:34.480 Great.

00:07:35.500 And so, you're single, right?

00:07:37.560 Correct?

00:07:38.820 Yeah?

00:07:39.300 Yeah.

00:07:39.640 Okay.

00:07:40.440 So, but you two, you do OnlyFans, but you're in relationships, and you're married.

00:07:46.900 I'm married.

00:07:47.640 Oh, sorry.

00:07:48.460 I'm getting my wires crossed here.

00:07:50.000 You're married.

00:07:50.440 Yeah.

00:07:50.840 Okay.

00:07:51.560 And it's interesting, because I've heard from a lot of OnlyFans girls that even if they're 1.00

00:07:57.500 in a relationship, it's not something that they would publicly disclose, because to some

00:08:01.880 degree, whether it's true or not, it has an impact on their earnings.

00:08:06.920 Have you found that to be the case for you two?

00:08:08.680 I don't think so, because they follow us from all our social media and really follow the

00:08:13.240 fantasy of like the life that we live, so that hasn't really impacted anything, and

00:08:17.960 we both also do a lot of like girl-on-girl content and stuff like that, so it hasn't really

00:08:22.860 been a problem as far as I would say.

00:08:24.720 What do you think?

00:08:25.300 I've found that sometimes they actually like it more than they can play into the fantasy

00:08:29.260 and kind of make you, not make you, but suggest doing things that fill their own fantasy,

00:08:34.900 so.

00:08:35.220 Sure.

00:08:35.660 Yeah.

00:08:35.960 Kind of works in a favor sometimes.

00:08:37.880 All right.

00:08:38.580 Cool, cool, cool.

00:08:39.900 Are any of you currently on a dating app?

00:08:43.400 Only for marketing.

00:08:44.900 Oh, okay.

00:08:45.480 So you're in a relationship, but you are on a dating app?

00:08:48.500 Only for marketing.

00:08:49.180 Is it Tinder?

00:08:50.960 We do Tinder, Bumble, Hinge.

00:08:53.600 We use a lot of different ways to market, just because it's a different way for people

00:08:56.800 to find you and have more of like an authentic connection and feel like they discovered you

00:09:01.260 more.

00:09:01.900 So girls buy promos where it's like very forced on your throat. 1.00

00:09:04.780 Okay, so the finesse.

00:09:05.640 Yeah.

00:09:05.880 It's the finesse.

00:09:06.620 Correct.

00:09:07.420 But I mean, you're obviously, you're not genuinely on the apps to date, correct?

00:09:12.560 Absolutely not.

00:09:13.640 Okay.

00:09:13.860 Unless it's a cute girl. 1.00

00:09:15.300 Got it.

00:09:16.280 That would be fine.

00:09:17.260 Okay.

00:09:18.920 Sweet.

00:09:20.780 So kind of curious, and if you guys are, well, I'll just ask, how much do you guys make

00:09:28.320 on OnlyFans?

00:09:29.640 Go ahead.

00:09:30.740 Like yearly, monthly, weekly, like.

00:09:35.720 Monthly, how much per month?

00:09:37.080 It really fluctuates.

00:09:38.260 Sometimes it depends on how much you actually promote yourself.

00:09:41.620 So it can, for me, it goes between like probably six and 15K a month.

00:09:45.620 Okay.

00:09:46.020 Between all of us, we make anywhere from about like 15 to 110K a month.

00:09:53.560 Okay.

00:09:54.000 How much do you make?

00:09:55.040 I make roughly 10 to 15,000.

00:09:57.360 Okay.

00:09:57.920 Yeah.

00:09:59.440 I make 80K.

00:10:01.160 A month?

00:10:01.800 Wow.

00:10:03.480 Congratulations.

00:10:04.680 Thank you.

00:10:04.860 Go, Meg. 0.94

00:10:05.860 Whoop, whoop.

00:10:07.460 You're not on OnlyFans.

00:10:09.080 She's like, I'm like, I don't make anything right.

00:10:13.540 Perhaps the barista is reconsidering her occupation.

00:10:17.520 Wow, you should now.

00:10:19.200 She's a barista. 1.00

00:10:19.880 Bendy barista.

00:10:21.680 All right.

00:10:21.880 We have a chat here from Stifler.

00:10:23.820 Stifler wants to ask, ask the ladies to rate their looks on a scale of one to 10. 0.95

00:10:27.140 Okay.

00:10:27.400 Why not?

00:10:27.820 Let's get into it.

00:10:28.520 Like, how I personally feel?

00:10:30.760 Yeah.

00:10:31.340 On a scale of one to 10.

00:10:32.820 I'd give myself probably an eight and a half out of 10.

00:10:34.720 Okay.

00:10:36.240 I don't know.

00:10:36.980 I'd have to jump between an eight and like a nine.

00:10:40.780 Six?

00:10:41.220 Maybe.

00:10:41.560 I don't know.

00:10:41.920 I'd give myself a 10 because of my personality.

00:10:46.100 Like a six?

00:10:47.240 Hold on.

00:10:47.980 But by looks?

00:10:48.900 Yeah, just looks.

00:10:49.760 10 still.

00:10:50.700 I think I'm sexy.

00:10:51.040 Okay, but just try to...

00:10:52.200 A 10.

00:10:53.100 Okay.

00:10:54.180 Like a six and a half.

00:10:55.780 Sure.

00:10:56.960 Halfway, like a five.

00:10:59.160 By the way, who...

00:10:59.880 What about you?

00:11:02.840 Come on.

00:11:03.100 I'm like a solid seven.

00:11:05.120 We have some very squeaky chairs, by the way.

00:11:07.420 We might have...

00:11:08.640 Who has the squeakers? 0.99

00:11:10.080 That's me.

00:11:10.640 It's not me.

00:11:11.560 It's you and then you, right?

00:11:14.340 We might have to do...

00:11:15.380 Carson, can you do a little swap-a-roo?

00:11:18.640 All right, guys.

00:11:20.100 Complimentary fit check on the two girls here. 0.95

00:11:25.400 Sorry, guys.

00:11:26.200 We scuffed.

00:11:28.240 Absolutely scuffed pre-show.

00:11:30.660 Let me get Beat and Cheeks' super chat while we do this. 1.00

00:11:37.280 She doesn't need this seat booster, though.

00:11:39.600 Oh, yeah.

00:11:40.300 What do I do?

00:11:40.860 Just give it...

00:11:41.420 No, it's interesting.

00:11:43.180 All right, guys.

00:11:43.920 Welcome to the whatever podcast where professionalism is our...

00:11:48.420 All right.

00:11:49.760 Okay, so, by the way...

00:11:51.100 Oh, look.

00:11:51.640 It's Carson.

00:11:52.300 Wait, Carson.

00:11:52.720 While you're on screen, can we get, like, a little tricep?

00:11:55.780 Can we see the tri? 1.00

00:11:58.140 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:11:58.920 Myron. 1.00

00:11:59.360 Wait.

00:11:59.700 Show us the tri.

00:12:00.540 Show us the tri, too.

00:12:02.080 Flock.

00:12:02.540 Myron. 1.00

00:12:03.080 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:12:04.000 So hot. 1.00

00:12:04.680 Did she get one?

00:12:06.820 That was not funny.

00:12:09.960 Yeah, but it's fine.

00:12:12.960 Sorry, guys.

00:12:13.860 Scuffed podcast, as usual.

00:12:16.080 Cheeks, yo, after the introduction, can we get a fit check? 0.95

00:12:20.400 Cheeks, I think the fit check trigger is gifted memberships.

00:12:26.100 50 gifted for a fit check.

00:12:27.760 We gave you a semi-complimentary fit check, though.

00:12:32.520 Oh, God.

00:12:34.480 I'm laughing.

00:12:35.640 Good times.

00:12:36.360 All right, scuffed.

00:12:37.260 Okay.

00:12:38.180 As per usual.

00:12:40.520 And then, yo, Donnie Bravo, thank you for the membership, man.

00:12:43.300 Appreciate it.

00:12:44.640 Why?

00:12:45.420 Because he said 10.

00:12:47.360 I'm just waiting until we get everyone back situated in the chairs.

00:12:53.060 Okay.

00:12:53.960 Sweet.

00:12:55.120 So, since some of you guys do OnlyFans, do you guys consider it cheating if your boyfriend,

00:13:04.160 significant other, partner, whatever, watches porn?

00:13:07.680 Let's start with you. 0.81

00:13:08.960 Definitely not.

00:13:10.760 No, not at all.

00:13:12.500 Not that I know of.

00:13:14.240 The replacement chair is also squeaky.

00:13:16.160 Yeah.

00:13:17.800 I don't think it's cheating, but I just think it's, like, weird.

00:13:21.000 I don't care. 0.68

00:13:25.660 I do care, which is hypocritical, of course. 0.70

00:13:28.960 I'll take that right now.

00:13:30.300 Sure.

00:13:30.940 But, I mean, I make porn with them, so it's, like, I can literally fulfill whatever fantasy 0.66

00:13:36.560 you want. 0.51

00:13:37.760 Oh, so your husband, he participates in your...

00:13:42.320 No.

00:13:43.460 Yes.

00:13:43.640 In the porn?

00:13:44.140 No.

00:13:44.640 Yes.

00:13:45.040 Maybe.

00:13:45.560 What do you mean?

00:13:45.900 You just said, you literally just said it.

00:13:50.720 Confidential.

00:13:51.300 Okay.

00:13:53.920 We'll omit.

00:13:54.880 You know what I think the solution is for the squeaky chair?

00:13:57.080 If you can just scoot in to the table, that way you're not, like, leaning in, I think

00:14:01.080 that'll address it.

00:14:01.780 Go ahead.

00:14:02.600 I don't consider it cheating, but I'd rather they watch it with me than alone.

00:14:08.260 Okay.

00:14:08.780 If that makes sense.

00:14:09.440 What if they were just watching it solo?

00:14:11.440 I don't really care.

00:14:12.300 I don't consider it cheating either way.

00:14:13.660 I would just prefer they do it with me, like, watch it with me instead of alone.

00:14:19.080 By the way, and I mentioned this to you before the show, chat, do you guys think that

00:14:22.180 she looks like Alicia Silverstone from Clueless a little bit?

00:14:26.340 I don't know.

00:14:27.100 I've never even seen Clueless.

00:14:28.900 You're missing out.

00:14:29.820 It's a great movie.

00:14:30.720 You're missing out.

00:14:31.560 You're missing out.

00:14:32.740 Cool.

00:14:33.400 All right.

00:14:33.980 So, if you had a pick, though, like, if you had a preference, would you prefer that

00:14:38.420 your boyfriend not watch, maybe I shouldn't, not watch Korn?

00:14:42.880 Or go to the strip club.

00:14:45.980 Okay, go ahead.

00:14:46.520 Oh, it's a different one.

00:14:49.360 Can we do both together?

00:14:52.400 So, the question is, do I prefer that my partner doesn't watch Korn?

00:14:56.260 Would you prefer it if he didn't?

00:14:57.920 No.

00:14:58.620 Because then you get ideas.

00:15:01.580 Okay.

00:15:02.420 Go ahead.

00:15:03.960 I'd prefer that they don't, but if they're going to, then that's really not a problem.

00:15:10.780 I feel like it just depends.

00:15:12.400 If they did it before they met me, like, watched it a lot before they met me, then I feel like

00:15:16.840 they're just trying to educate themselves a little more.

00:15:20.480 I just don't really care if they watch porn. 0.59

00:15:23.080 Like, okay, I just don't kiss someone else.

00:15:25.000 I honestly don't care at all.

00:15:30.220 I watch porn by myself, so, like, if I was going to say you can't, then that would be

00:15:35.120 weird.

00:15:35.660 Like, everyone, you know, kind of needs their own time sometimes, if you know what I mean.

00:15:40.100 Absolutely.

00:15:40.440 So, I feel like it's healthier to not be critical of your partner over that, because in the

00:15:47.740 end, they end up resenting you, because, like I said, it's, like, me time, you know?

00:15:52.640 So, I would definitely prefer them watching something on a video than paying money and

00:15:58.400 going in and being around physical, like, women that are, like, shaking booty in their 1.00

00:16:03.520 face and, you know, getting money and all that. 0.98

00:16:06.320 Like, no hate, love strippers, amazing, but I would prefer that they watch porn over that. 0.98

00:16:13.180 Sure. 0.95

00:16:14.300 See, I'm the total opposite.

00:16:15.720 I'm, like, let's go to the...

00:16:17.800 Or take me with you.

00:16:18.780 Yeah, let's go to the strip club, let's go party, let's throw the dollar bills. 0.98

00:16:21.660 Like, I would rather go to a strip club than have that happen, because it's, like, something

00:16:25.160 we're both involved in, and it can get, like, sexy and turn into, like, foreplay.

00:16:30.140 Okay.

00:16:31.560 I definitely feel the same way.

00:16:33.160 I would like to go with them, but I really don't care if they go without me, as long 1.00

00:16:36.320 as they're not, like, eating the stripper's ass. 0.99

00:16:40.020 And one question for the OnlyFans stuff. 0.98

00:16:42.600 So, okay, you guys, there's quite a variety of stuff that can be posted on OnlyFans.

00:16:47.860 Correct.

00:16:48.480 So, is it, like, do you guys do BG, solo stuff?

00:16:52.180 What do you guys, what kind of content do you guys do?

00:16:54.240 Should we go, like, one by one?

00:16:55.080 Yeah, we'll start with you.

00:16:55.860 Go ahead.

00:16:56.480 I do mainly solo content, but I do occasional girl-girl content with them, and sometimes

00:17:01.200 boy-girl content.

00:17:02.100 Sometimes boy-girl.

00:17:02.740 Sometimes boy-girl content.

00:17:03.420 Sometimes boy-girl.

00:17:04.480 Okay.

00:17:04.720 I do boy-girl, girl-girl, solo, fetishes, really anything, kind of.

00:17:11.760 Okay.

00:17:12.080 I'm like, yeah.

00:17:13.640 I do pretty much everything.

00:17:15.340 Girl-girl, boy-girl.

00:17:16.500 I do threesomes, JOIs, other things, customs, fetishes.

00:17:23.760 We do a lot of content together, all of us.

00:17:27.960 And then what about you?

00:17:29.000 I just do girl-girl and solo.

00:17:31.340 Okay.

00:17:32.460 And have any of you done traditional corn?

00:17:39.160 No.

00:17:40.540 No.

00:17:41.820 No.

00:17:42.100 You know, where it's, like, you just go to a set, and they pay you a thousand bucks?

00:17:45.640 Like, have any of you done that?

00:17:46.500 No, that's gross to me. 0.93

00:17:47.860 Oh, that's gross.

00:17:48.720 Yeah.

00:17:48.880 I almost did, but no.

00:17:50.120 Almost did?

00:17:50.680 Almost did.

00:17:51.180 Okay.

00:17:51.600 Yeah.

00:17:52.080 I don't think it's gross.

00:17:53.760 I just personally wouldn't do it, nor have I ever done it in the past.

00:17:56.760 I have a lot of friends to do it.

00:17:57.100 Not a personal preference of mine.

00:17:58.920 Right.

00:17:59.360 Well, and I also, I suspect that you make more money doing your own thing versus getting

00:18:04.420 paid a one-off fee.

00:18:05.940 It's all honestly either you want to do it to market yourself more, and if you're comfortable

00:18:08.940 enough to have that kind of content out there.

00:18:11.100 But a lot of people just personally aren't, like myself, but a lot of girls are, you know,

00:18:16.180 go all out, and it's a great marketing tool for them to be on everything, but.

00:18:20.140 Okay.

00:18:20.860 Yeah.

00:18:21.180 So, you two are in relationships currently.

00:18:23.160 Well, one of you is married.

00:18:24.380 You're married.

00:18:25.040 I remember this time.

00:18:26.300 Guilty, guilty.

00:18:26.860 You two do OnlyFans, and you're single.

00:18:29.260 Have you encountered any dating difficulties because of having an OnlyFans?

00:18:35.340 I have, actually.

00:18:36.640 This one guy basically wanted my money, and I gave him 20K to fall in love with me, and

00:18:41.640 he never fell in love with me.

00:18:45.540 I swear.

00:18:49.120 What?

00:18:51.900 You gave him 20K to fall in love with you.

00:18:54.320 So, was that the actual, was there a contract?

00:18:57.100 No, I literally just sent him money just because, like, I really liked him so much, so I thought

00:19:01.440 he wanted me because it was, like, a chase.

00:19:03.200 I'm, like, a type of person in a chase.

00:19:04.740 Like, I don't like guys that are, like, so obsessed with me because I already have, like,

00:19:08.100 so many.

00:19:10.060 So, you, okay, so, repeat that last part because that was quite good.

00:19:14.220 You don't like guys.

00:19:15.940 That are obsessed with me because I just think it's disgusting because I have, like, too many 0.99

00:19:20.260 guys that just jerk off to me, a lot of famous guys. 0.99

00:19:23.160 It's just, like, gross. 0.98

00:19:24.320 So, like, I like guys that don't even like me at all, and I see, like, attraction between

00:19:29.320 that.

00:19:29.640 It's, like, weird.

00:19:30.240 She likes the chase.

00:19:31.380 I like the chase.

00:19:32.080 But they like me, but they're not obsessed with me.

00:19:35.580 Can we get her a seat? 0.99

00:19:36.760 How tall are you, by the way?

00:19:37.580 Can we get her a seat booster, Carson?

00:19:40.380 Yeah.

00:19:40.780 Yeah, just, just the microphone's blocking you a little bit. 1.00

00:19:44.780 Okay, so you like guys that basically ignore you and treat you like shit. 0.99

00:19:49.000 Yes, because, like, it's fun for, like. 0.99

00:19:51.740 Seat booster.

00:19:54.180 There you go.

00:19:54.820 Cheeks.

00:19:55.520 Complimentary.

00:19:56.040 Yeah, sorry.

00:19:56.860 I'm so short.

00:19:57.680 It's all good.

00:19:59.540 So, go ahead. 0.99

00:20:00.580 I like guys, basically, that treat me like shit, and, like, I don't know that they treat 1.00

00:20:04.740 me like shit, because, like, they act like they like you, and they're manipulating you. 1.00

00:20:08.840 I like guys that manipulate me, and I manipulate them back. 1.00

00:20:12.460 Let's go into that a bit.

00:20:13.220 I really lied to them and tell them I would send them, like, money afterwards while they

00:20:16.760 have a girlfriend, and then I don't send them money.

00:20:19.540 And then they block me, and they're like, oh, you're a manipulator. 1.00

00:20:22.020 You're a liar. 0.99

00:20:22.980 I'm not a manipulator liar. 0.99

00:20:24.360 I already gave you 20k, and you don't love me enough.

00:20:26.000 I know someone else would.

00:20:28.940 Oh.

00:20:29.800 Okay.

00:20:30.440 So, you.

00:20:35.120 Keep, just keep going, actually.

00:20:36.820 Just keep going.

00:20:37.640 Okay, like, about the same story, or, like, something else?

00:20:39.800 Like, a different.

00:20:40.140 Just keep going.

00:20:41.280 Okay. 0.89

00:20:41.620 So, like, basically, one time, all his friends have, like, jerked off to me on FaceTime, like, 0.74

00:20:46.080 afterwards. 1.00

00:20:47.120 Like, they'll all want to fuck me now, because they want my money. 1.00

00:20:49.660 But, like, afterwards, one guy, basically, that wanted to hook up with me, just started jerking 1.00

00:20:54.980 off. 0.99

00:20:55.680 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:20:56.040 Like, just started jerking off in front of my face while I had my clothes on. 0.98

00:21:00.240 And, like, basically, he was just like, can I just, like, watch you? 0.97

00:21:02.580 Like, the guys watch on FaceTime.

00:21:04.800 And I was just like, no.

00:21:05.640 You can, like, nut in the bag.

00:21:06.960 Not on me. 1.00

00:21:07.620 You're disgusting. 0.99

00:21:08.520 It was so funny. 1.00

00:21:09.660 Not in a bag.

00:21:10.920 In the bag.

00:21:11.420 In the bag.

00:21:12.240 You can nut.

00:21:13.400 Wait, this was in person?

00:21:15.160 Yes.

00:21:15.640 This was in person.

00:21:16.740 This was, like, the weirdest thing ever.

00:21:18.360 Hopefully, he's not watching.

00:21:19.400 Hello.

00:21:19.640 He's probably watching.

00:21:21.360 Hello.

00:21:21.760 What, what, was it like a Trader Joe's bag?

00:21:24.140 What kind of bag was it? 1.00

00:21:25.180 I didn't notice, because he was just, like, drunk, and he just wanted to fuck. 1.00

00:21:28.460 And I was like, no. 1.00

00:21:29.180 And I manipulate all guys.

00:21:30.400 If they try to, like, get with me, I'll, like, make out with them. 1.00

00:21:32.540 And then they think that I'm going to fuck them, but I'm not. 1.00

00:21:34.860 And I just, like, like, no. 1.00

00:21:36.940 Wow.

00:21:37.580 You have to pay for this kind of honesty.

00:21:39.500 Okay, so, uh, so you, you manipulate all guys.

00:21:44.760 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:21:45.120 Because they're all piece of shits. 1.00

00:21:46.520 They literally just want to fuck. 1.00

00:21:48.240 Well, why does that make them pieces of... 1.00

00:21:50.280 Because, sorry.

00:21:51.380 I'm sorry.

00:21:52.140 I'm sorry.

00:21:53.020 Um, because, like...

00:21:54.500 What about gay men? 0.58

00:21:55.220 I just want a different person. 0.70

00:21:56.180 Someone else, like, that wants to, like, travel with me.

00:21:58.740 Not, like, someone that just wants to sleep with me. 0.99

00:22:02.400 So, all the men that you encounter just, just want to have sex with you. 0.99

00:22:06.600 Um, yes. 0.99

00:22:08.560 Because they literally want to have sex with me just to flex to all other people. 1.00

00:22:13.200 They fuck someone that has 400K followers. 1.00

00:22:15.000 I'm like, what? 1.00

00:22:16.020 Yeah.

00:22:17.440 And they flex it to all their schools and stuff.

00:22:20.000 They're like, here, I just did this with this model girl.

00:22:22.520 She has a Tesla.

00:22:23.360 She makes this much money. 1.00

00:22:24.700 You should hit her up. 1.00

00:22:25.780 That's how people are where I live.

00:22:29.340 Okay.

00:22:30.360 So, you said you manipulate men.

00:22:32.720 Can you...

00:22:33.400 How do you manipulate them?

00:22:35.040 I will text, like, I used to text horny men and tell them that I would send them 30K

00:22:39.440 if, basically, if they sent me 4K, and I got 4K out of this one guy from doing that

00:22:45.520 and didn't send the money back.

00:22:47.260 That's how I manipulate men.

00:22:49.580 Basically.

00:22:50.540 So, fraud?

00:22:52.460 Is that technically fraud?

00:22:54.220 No, because they still, like, FaceTime me and still pay me still, and they still like me.

00:22:58.060 So, it's okay.

00:22:58.580 I'm hot enough.

00:22:59.200 No, it's not fraud, because I, like, talk to them still.

00:23:01.160 You checked with an attorney on that?

00:23:03.840 No, it's not like that.

00:23:04.780 Oh, of course.

00:23:05.020 It's just, like, I like to manipulate people and lie to people for them to do something for me,

00:23:09.080 because people are so, like, bad these days.

00:23:11.700 So, I tell them I'll pay them, because I feel like they just, like, use me or something.

00:23:15.340 So, I try to say that to them. 0.98

00:23:16.860 And then I'm just never do it, because, like, why the fuck am I going to pay someone? 0.98

00:23:21.560 So, you're, like, the reverse scammer. 0.98

00:23:23.380 Yeah.

00:23:23.680 Like, usually it's the men trying to scam you for, like, free nudes and stuff.

00:23:27.320 Yeah, I am.

00:23:27.840 So, you can reverse do it.

00:23:28.960 Yeah.

00:23:29.400 That's hilarious.

00:23:30.280 But, like, I actually sell stuff when I sold stuff.

00:23:34.080 But, like, make more money.

00:23:36.380 Just, you know how to, like, make more money if you just use your brain.

00:23:40.340 It's easy to manipulate men.

00:23:43.960 Sorry, my stream deck is, it's easy to manipulate men. 0.60

00:23:47.880 I disagree.

00:23:48.520 I think it's so easy, because, like, just the way I talk, and, like, everyone just thinks I'm hilarious,

00:23:54.840 because I don't make sense sometimes.

00:23:56.360 So, it's fun.

00:23:57.880 I could see that.

00:23:59.040 So, great observation.

00:24:02.580 Yeah.

00:24:02.900 So, you said that the men want to sleep with you because of your 400K followers.

00:24:09.660 Yes, they do.

00:24:10.380 That's true.

00:24:11.340 That's the primary reason they want to sleep with you? 0.97

00:24:13.300 Yes, because they see me, and everyone knows who I am, where I live, and stuff like that.

00:24:17.300 And then, like, because of my body, most likely, not just because of my followers, but my...

00:24:20.780 Maybe that's the one, I think.

00:24:22.000 Yeah, but, like, it is followers, too, because they flex that.

00:24:25.120 So, it's, like, both.

00:24:26.540 She's from, like, a small town.

00:24:28.200 So, she's not, no one else does, like, what she does, where she's from.

00:24:31.660 Yeah.

00:24:31.700 So, they get very, like, if someone is friends with her, they, like, flex it on everyone.

00:24:36.780 They don't, like...

00:24:37.400 Because they don't have money.

00:24:38.440 Like, they don't actually have a job, really.

00:24:40.020 So, like...

00:24:40.420 Real friendship out of it, I guess.

00:24:41.920 So, it makes her feel very used.

00:24:43.260 So, she's built up this wall. 0.78

00:24:45.620 Where are you from originally?

00:24:47.120 Jacksonville, Florida.

00:24:48.040 And when did you move to California?

00:24:49.780 I didn't move here.

00:24:50.840 I just traveled here to come to the podcast, actually, and do other stuff, modeling, and

00:24:55.360 stuff.

00:24:57.080 Oh, so, you're in Florida?

00:24:58.640 Mm-hmm.

00:24:59.080 Oh, okay.

00:24:59.800 Gotcha.

00:25:00.180 So, that's where you've been?

00:25:01.700 Yeah.

00:25:02.600 Okay.

00:25:03.740 Normally, I only hear people this jaded who live in L.A. for extended periods of time.

00:25:07.840 But would you describe yourself as Jaden?

00:25:11.680 Who's Jaden?

00:25:12.440 Jaden.

00:25:13.940 I love this girl.

00:25:15.080 This girl's awesome. 1.00

00:25:16.320 Okay.

00:25:16.600 So, who's Jaden?

00:25:17.980 Well, Will Smith's son, but Jaden.

00:25:20.540 Oh, Jaden Smith, babe.

00:25:21.640 Oh, I don't know who that is still.

00:25:23.480 Yeah, she's Jaden.

00:25:24.900 I'm 21.

00:25:25.760 I don't know who that is.

00:25:26.700 And no, I don't know who that is.

00:25:29.980 I know Jaden.

00:25:31.360 Great music.

00:25:31.840 Wait, Jared?

00:25:32.780 Jaden.

00:25:33.540 Sorry.

00:25:33.900 From Subway?

00:25:35.280 Subway is asking.

00:25:36.720 No, like, are you, are you, are you jaded?

00:25:40.420 Like, what do you mean, are you jaded?

00:25:42.400 Are you jaded?

00:25:44.460 Define jaded for her.

00:25:46.960 You can hide that.

00:25:47.940 Go ahead.

00:25:49.180 What?

00:25:49.900 Like, you're, you're, how do you?

00:25:56.220 What is it?

00:25:57.200 What's so funny?

00:26:00.260 I'm sorry.

00:26:01.040 I don't know what that means.

00:26:02.220 Stop hating.

00:26:03.080 It's funny, Meg.

00:26:06.820 You guys are hating on me.

00:26:08.360 Stop.

00:26:09.740 It's like you're, if you've been through a lot of difficult things, maybe, or had bad experiences,

00:26:15.340 you kind of, like, it's typically, you're either, like, lacking some enthusiasm, or you're

00:26:23.300 maybe a bit bitter because you've experienced too much of something, maybe a lot of negative

00:26:29.680 experiences when it comes to dating, for example.

00:26:33.080 Yeah, that's me.

00:26:34.620 Definitely.

00:26:35.900 Okay, cool.

00:26:36.640 You should be a comedian, bud.

00:26:37.860 I think you're, you got it, you got the good timing, I think, to be.

00:26:42.440 Well, thank you so much.

00:26:44.820 Oh, wow.

00:26:45.400 I thought that was about to get intense, like, that scene from Goodfellas, where you're like,

00:26:49.180 what do you mean? 0.95

00:26:51.060 How's it go with the fucking, who's the guy from Goodfellas? 1.00

00:26:55.880 Fuck. 1.00

00:26:56.520 Carson, what's his name? 1.00

00:26:59.220 What is that?

00:27:00.200 I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:27:01.420 I need to fix something on the computer. 0.99

00:27:03.660 So while I do that, let's, actually, shit. 0.98

00:27:07.280 Actually, I can have Eric do it really quick. 1.00

00:27:09.560 Actually, no, I have to do this shit. 0.99

00:27:10.560 Jaden is not slaying. 1.00

00:27:12.620 Shut up. 1.00

00:27:13.240 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:27:13.640 I'm losing brain cells.

00:27:15.440 Me too.

00:27:16.080 Yo, Eric, can you pull up one of the videos on the video tab? 0.98

00:27:19.040 Please lose brain cells.

00:27:21.300 Like, I don't care.

00:27:22.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it's the one I showed you.

00:27:25.940 Go ahead.

00:27:28.320 It's the one with the flowers.

00:27:29.360 I swear, I do not understand dating anymore.

00:27:40.520 These are the dozen of red roses that my date, I went out the other night for the second time.

00:27:47.020 Oh, my God.

00:27:47.920 He picked me up and brought me.

00:27:49.820 He proceeded to talk about all of our future dates.

00:27:53.100 He's making plans with me.

00:27:54.360 He invited me on a ski trip to the Mammoth this week.

00:27:56.460 Oh, my God.

00:27:59.080 Hello?

00:28:00.220 Again.

00:28:01.000 Who is this random girl? 1.00

00:28:02.680 So, I was, like, pretty quiet and, like, not really engaging with it, but not necessarily,

00:28:07.240 like, shutting it down or saying I'm not interested.

00:28:10.160 We went out to dinner.

00:28:11.320 We went out to ice cream.

00:28:12.880 Great chat.

00:28:13.580 Great time.

00:28:14.680 He drives me home, and in the car, he asks me if he can kiss me goodnight, and I say,

00:28:20.180 Oh, no, like, I'm just going to, like, give you a hug, which I think is appropriate

00:28:24.300 behavior for a second date when you don't know someone that well, and the boy ghosts

00:28:29.240 me.

00:28:29.760 I have not heard from him since the date, and so these roses now mock me in my apartment.

00:28:36.380 They are very pretty, but what the hell?

00:28:42.300 Okay, your guys' reaction to that?

00:28:45.040 To what?

00:28:46.640 Can you be played?

00:28:49.720 Ouch.

00:28:50.160 She's hot. 1.00

00:28:53.280 Don't ghost her.

00:28:57.020 Start with you, Alicia Silverstone.

00:28:59.840 For two.

00:29:00.460 Oh.

00:29:03.160 My feelings about that video.

00:29:06.080 If I was her, my feelings might be a little hurt.

00:29:08.660 I can't lie.

00:29:10.980 I would still keep them.

00:29:12.380 They were very nice roses.

00:29:13.420 Yeah, I don't know what to say about that video.

00:29:20.580 Like, yeah.

00:29:22.540 I don't know.

00:29:27.160 I feel like they met on, like, Tinder or something.

00:29:29.180 Yeah, I feel like it was, like, probably a Tinder date hookup, and, like...

00:29:32.360 She took it too seriously?

00:29:33.700 You get ghosted, babe.

00:29:34.780 It's okay.

00:29:36.120 It's okay.

00:29:36.900 You got it.

00:29:37.600 Eric, you can hide.

00:29:38.600 Remove that from...

00:29:39.380 It's just someone getting ghosted.

00:29:40.360 It's fine.

00:29:41.880 Just exit out.

00:29:43.360 You'll get up again.

00:29:44.780 You can do it.

00:29:51.240 You?

00:29:51.860 Oh, I already said it.

00:29:52.660 Oh, you already said it.

00:29:53.580 What about you guys?

00:29:54.400 Your reaction to that?

00:29:55.840 I, um...

00:29:57.280 I don't know what was going on in the video, if I'm going to be honest.

00:30:01.620 It was really laggy.

00:30:03.400 I was kind of into the video.

00:30:04.660 I was kind of just sitting here.

00:30:06.380 And I think the context of it...

00:30:07.280 Hide the super chat, Eric, when we have a thing.

00:30:09.740 I think the context of it was that she got more roses by the second date, and then he

00:30:14.980 ghosted her?

00:30:15.840 That's all I got from that video.

00:30:16.340 Yeah, I don't know why...

00:30:17.300 Guys, should we play the video again?

00:30:19.300 Like, sorry, guys. 0.99

00:30:19.980 The fuck it... 0.99

00:30:20.900 We've been having so many technical issues today. 1.00

00:30:24.400 I don't know why it's lagging.

00:30:26.900 Let's watch it one more time.

00:30:28.320 I'm sorry, guys.

00:30:29.020 Just pull it up.

00:30:29.640 Let's see if it's still lagging.

00:30:30.660 I do not understand dating anymore.

00:30:36.940 These are the dozen of red roses that I went out the other night for the second time, picked

00:30:42.560 me up, and brought me.

00:30:44.380 He proceeded to talk about all of our future dates, making plans with me.

00:30:47.740 He invited me on a ski trip to Mammoth this weekend.

00:30:50.720 It was a little bit of love-bombing behavior, so I was, like, pretty quiet and, like, not

00:30:54.780 really engaging with it, but not necessarily, like, shutting it down or saying I'm not interested.

00:30:58.500 We went out to dinner.

00:31:00.380 We went out to ice cream.

00:31:01.800 Great chat.

00:31:02.640 Great time.

00:31:03.720 He drives me home, and in the car, he asks me if he can kiss me goodnight, and I say,

00:31:09.280 oh, no, like, I'm just gonna, like, give you a hug, which I think is appropriate behavior

00:31:13.660 for a second date when you don't know someone that well, and the boy ghosts me.

00:31:18.600 I have not heard from him since the date, and so these roses now mock me in my apartment.

00:31:24.880 They are very pretty, but what the hell?

00:31:28.500 Okay, so your reaction to that, I don't know if any of you paid better attention, so she

00:31:35.960 says that he love-bombed her because he got her flowers on the second date, and then at

00:31:41.500 the end of the date, she said it was nice, you know, they went to dinner, they got ice

00:31:44.880 cream, he drops her off at her house or whatever, goes for the kiss, she rejects him, and then

00:31:51.000 she apparently, she makes a TikTok about it because she's mad that he ghosted her after 0.94

00:31:56.040 she rejected him just for a kiss on the first, sorry, excuse me, the second date.

00:32:02.920 Do you think that she's right for feeling upset because he ghosted her?

00:32:08.940 Do you?

00:32:09.840 No.

00:32:11.280 Me either.

00:32:12.480 Yeah.

00:32:12.920 You can't do the reverse, you know.

00:32:14.440 I was just asking.

00:32:16.220 Well, so okay, I guess there's a few things here, so.

00:32:19.640 I don't really feel bad because I've been in, like, so much worse pain than that, so, like,

00:32:24.720 hell no.

00:32:27.180 Okay, you've been in worse pain than, you don't feel bad for the girl?

00:32:30.820 No, because ghosting is nothing, like, having someone use you for something is worse.

00:32:36.120 I'd rather someone ghost me than use me.

00:32:38.680 Mood.

00:32:39.740 You'd, okay, you'd rather someone ghost you than use you?

00:32:42.980 Yeah.

00:32:43.480 Okay, and you've been used before?

00:32:46.840 Yes.

00:32:48.540 Do you care to elaborate?

00:32:50.240 Like, just money or just, like, doing stuff with people or just, like, the same stuff,

00:32:54.740 basically, I said it earlier, or, like, my clothes, something that they want from me,

00:32:58.760 or, like, pictures, like, basic stuff like that.

00:33:02.560 And is that going back to the manipulation thing?

00:33:04.820 Uh, yes, it always goes back to them.

00:33:07.460 It's karma.

00:33:08.040 I believe in karma.

00:33:09.360 So, what is the situation in which you believe karma is warranted?

00:33:13.640 Like, if someone, like, just lies to you and acts like they don't like you,

00:33:16.820 and they, like, act like they like you the first time they meet you,

00:33:19.240 and then the second time they see you, they act like you're nothing to them,

00:33:22.780 but then you buy them something and want to spoil them,

00:33:24.940 and they act like you're nothing and nothing happened.

00:33:27.340 But basically, like, what happened is this guy got cheated on when that happened,

00:33:31.700 when I liked him, so I'm so happy he got cheated on.

00:33:34.280 So, it doesn't matter. 1.00

00:33:35.400 Karma is a bitch. 1.00

00:33:36.460 He got cheated on by you? 1.00

00:33:38.220 By the new girl.

00:33:38.680 The other girl he was talking to while he was talking to me.

00:33:41.840 Guys, like, always talk to a different girl while they're talking to me,

00:33:44.660 and then I find out.

00:33:46.060 Do you do the same thing?

00:33:47.320 No, I don't.

00:33:48.280 You're a one girl.

00:33:49.300 Yeah.

00:33:49.600 Or, sorry, excuse me, one guy at a time type of girl. 0.99

00:33:52.160 Not right now, but, like...

00:33:54.900 You're going to switch it up or what?

00:33:56.140 Yeah, like, I'm not going to switch it up.

00:33:58.200 At my one time, like, obviously, there's always going to be a favorite,

00:34:01.100 and then there's going to be people down the list that, like, are nothing but still there.

00:34:07.520 Okay.

00:34:09.160 Huh.

00:34:10.080 Okay, so...

00:34:11.880 I know I'm a lot.

00:34:13.480 I'm sorry.

00:34:14.160 No, it's good.

00:34:14.600 You just met me.

00:34:15.600 I'm so sorry.

00:34:16.740 It's good.

00:34:17.040 But this is my personality.

00:34:18.220 No, it's good.

00:34:18.420 So, just to bring it back to the video, so, she rejected his kiss,

00:34:26.540 and she mentioned that he asked for the kiss, so I want to touch on that.

00:34:32.440 Would it be a turn-off, or let me frame it like this.

00:34:35.000 Would you prefer a guy to just go for the first kiss, or...

00:34:40.420 Sorry, I'm losing my train of thought.

00:34:45.360 Would you prefer a guy to ask for the first kiss, or to just go for it?

00:34:52.440 I would prefer they ask, just so it's not uncomfortable, if they go for it,

00:34:57.360 and I'm like, uh-huh.

00:35:00.320 No.

00:35:01.340 Just do it.

00:35:04.060 I feel like it kind of depends.

00:35:05.820 Hold on, let's just...

00:35:07.100 I think just do it.

00:35:08.140 I think it's kind of, like, it could be romantic either way,

00:35:11.100 but I think it's just, like, if you, like, move in for the kiss,

00:35:13.740 it kind of shows you're, like, not aggressive, but, like, you're adamant about it,

00:35:17.860 and then, I don't know.

00:35:19.640 I think it works better if you just do it.

00:35:21.260 Just do it. 0.98

00:35:22.040 Grow some balls and do it. 1.00

00:35:23.360 Okay. 0.99

00:35:24.060 Sorry.

00:35:25.440 Go ahead.

00:35:26.820 I would say just do it.

00:35:28.260 I would honestly be turned off if someone asked me to kiss me.

00:35:31.460 Just go for it, you know?

00:35:33.140 Ask if you maybe, like, are going to do further than that.

00:35:36.460 Sure.

00:35:36.820 But kissing...

00:35:38.280 Sure.

00:35:38.900 That's how you kind of sell if you like someone, so...

00:35:40.860 I say just do it because usually guys, like, beg me all the time,

00:35:45.140 and they will just randomly do it. 0.99

00:35:46.620 I'm just, like, you're disgusting. 0.99

00:35:47.960 Like, get off of me. 0.99

00:35:49.160 So, like, just do it, but, like, if you are doing it bad,

00:35:52.440 I'm going to push you away, by the way.

00:35:55.440 Okay.

00:35:56.700 I feel like it kind of depends because I feel like the guy is asking for the reason

00:36:01.120 that, like, they won't be rejected.

00:36:03.260 That's why they're mostly asking for it.

00:36:04.900 But if she's giving obvious signals that she does like him,

00:36:08.840 then I'd say just go for it.

00:36:10.900 Better than that, no.

00:36:12.320 I say just go for it.

00:36:14.740 I actually had someone say, I want to kiss you.

00:36:18.020 I like that.

00:36:18.500 So, instead of asking, it's like, I want this.

00:36:21.320 That part.

00:36:21.800 Oh, yeah.

00:36:22.480 That part.

00:36:22.640 I was like, you can do whatever you want now.

00:36:25.200 Yes.

00:36:25.480 Yes.

00:36:25.960 All right, guys, we're about to lose the monitor again.

00:36:30.540 We're having major technical issues tonight in the studio.

00:36:33.940 As I mentioned, whatever media, whatever podcast,

00:36:38.260 we are at the forefront of professionalism

00:36:42.400 and not having technical difficulties.

00:36:46.280 Okay, so some of you, it sounds like most of you said you'd prefer, though,

00:36:50.160 the guy to just go for it.

00:36:51.440 Mm-hmm.

00:36:52.220 Right?

00:36:53.160 It would be a turnoff if.

00:36:54.920 If they, like, beg.

00:36:56.160 Well, not beg, but if a guy just said, like.

00:36:57.760 That's different.

00:36:58.400 Yeah, begging is.

00:36:59.040 I mean, you're not kind of hot, though.

00:37:00.440 No, it's not.

00:37:01.120 It depends on who it is.

00:37:02.300 If it's, like, a younger guy begging,

00:37:04.220 I've had experience with, like, younger guys trying to.

00:37:06.500 Eric, you got to go.

00:37:08.460 Do you not see it?

00:37:09.560 Do you not see it?

00:37:11.600 It's really based off the vibe of the situation, to be honest.

00:37:15.220 That's what I mean.

00:37:15.800 Do you know what I mean?

00:37:16.440 Like, that's gross.

00:37:18.500 Sorry, guys, we're having some. 1.00

00:37:20.140 We're still live, but the fucking shit's bugging out, bro. 0.99

00:37:23.980 So, um, go F11, Eric, or, yeah, it's already F11. 1.00

00:37:30.660 We're good.

00:37:31.060 Okay. 0.95

00:37:32.100 Sorry, guys, the tech, I'm trying to host, and then the fucking technical issues are distracting

00:37:37.400 me, like, so, okay, um, scuffed show, as usual, um, okay, so, the reason I kind of ask is

00:37:46.940 because guys hear, we hear two things.

00:37:51.100 On one hand, it's, like, they're in certain, like, universities in, like, California, there's,

00:37:56.800 uh, this thing, like, affirmative consent, where, like, at each new step, like, you need

00:38:01.640 to, like, verbalize and ask, and I feel, like, organic sex, like, that's not how that, like,

00:38:08.860 it's not romantic.

00:38:09.880 It doesn't go down like that.

00:38:11.140 Like, obviously, consent's important, but, like, so, guys are being taught, okay, well,

00:38:16.180 you need to ask each time that you make the next move, and it's just, like,

00:38:20.500 That's just weird.

00:38:21.640 Yeah, it's weird, but it's, guys are, on one hand, guys don't want to, like, be put

00:38:26.560 in a position where the girl's, like, oh, he didn't ask me at this one point, and then

00:38:30.940 gets, like, falsely accused of something, you know, so.

00:38:33.660 Right, yeah.

00:38:34.880 It's, uh, yeah, anyways, um, guys, sorry for the technical difficulties.

00:38:39.280 Let's get caught up on some super chats while, uh, that gets figured out.

00:38:43.600 Okay, so, we have, uh, let's see, we have, uh, Cheeks here, $20 super chat.

00:38:48.520 Can the whole panel give the audience a big, bright smile to the camera?

00:38:52.960 I expect a woman with a big, beautiful smile, as does a man of my stature.

00:38:57.060 Uh, if you guys want into this camera, maybe a wink if you want.

00:39:01.840 Okay, there you go, Cheeks.

00:39:02.980 Thank you, man.

00:39:03.340 Appreciate it.

00:39:03.920 The tongue.

00:39:04.300 I had to stick the tongue out.

00:39:06.140 All right, we have Urbano here with the, uh, I don't know what currency is this, but thank

00:39:11.960 you, man.

00:39:12.380 Uh, hi, Brian.

00:39:13.360 I follow your channel all the way from Brazil.

00:39:15.000 Oh, it's, uh, Brazilian, I don't know.

00:39:18.240 Thank you, man.

00:39:19.260 Would just like to send this as a token of appreciation for all the great service you

00:39:22.560 do to men worldwide.

00:39:24.340 Boa, noi, noi, good evening.

00:39:26.620 In Portuguese.

00:39:27.860 I thought, thank you, man.

00:39:28.720 Really appreciate the support.

00:39:30.120 Uh, means a lot.

00:39:31.300 And, uh, thank you for your, uh, patronage, man.

00:39:33.780 Appreciate it.

00:39:35.020 All right, we have Chaz here, $20 super chat.

00:39:36.600 Thank you, Grace.

00:39:37.320 I don't know how you're keeping such a straight face around the women to your left. 0.79

00:39:40.240 Stone cold.

00:39:41.180 Keep it up.

00:39:42.020 Champ.

00:39:43.160 Okay.

00:39:43.760 All right.

00:39:44.260 Champ, yes.

00:39:45.400 And then, uh, we have Gus here, $20 super chat, a promiscuous woman equals a 304, a man 1.00

00:39:51.360 equals a 304 maker by doing OF saxophone.

00:39:56.020 Do you guys, any of you play instruments in your OnlyFans?

00:39:59.660 Um, all your offering.

00:40:01.820 So that's all we want.

00:40:04.340 Sax is all, oh, sax is all your offering.

00:40:06.340 So that's all we want.

00:40:07.280 What's sad is that the more freedom you got, especially sexually, the levels of depression

00:40:13.220 have risen.

00:40:15.460 Thoughts on that, guys?

00:40:16.980 None of us are offering sex. 0.93

00:40:19.700 Like, he said you're offering sex when you do OnlyFans.

00:40:22.920 We're not offering to have sex with any man on our OnlyFans. 0.97

00:40:28.420 Well, you are offering your sexuality. 0.99

00:40:31.320 Yeah, we're offering to let you see us have sex. 1.00

00:40:33.860 You can't have sex with us. 1.00

00:40:35.640 Right. 0.98

00:40:36.380 Or have a chance to by messaging us there.

00:40:39.060 I don't like guys.

00:40:40.160 It's a fantasy, not a reality. 0.99

00:40:41.140 Have sex with me on OnlyFans, though. 0.99

00:40:43.080 I don't do that. 0.97

00:40:44.200 Although, question, how much would it cost for you to meet up with someone?

00:40:49.760 There's no amount.

00:40:50.560 You could never pay me enough to meet up with somebody on the internet.

00:40:53.220 A million?

00:40:54.000 No. 1.00

00:40:54.800 If I fucked them already, yeah. 1.00

00:40:56.600 Like, if I didn't fuck them. 1.00

00:40:57.360 You already had met them at that point, then. 1.00

00:40:59.360 Like, a random person, never.

00:41:01.660 Okay.

00:41:02.640 All right.

00:41:04.420 All right.

00:41:04.680 We have Pollux99. 0.98

00:41:07.440 Thank you, man.

00:41:07.940 Bri, consensus is building.

00:41:10.780 Abandon hope all ye who enter here. 1.00

00:41:13.360 Send the asteroid. 1.00

00:41:15.140 Send the damn asteroid. 0.99

00:41:16.160 Yeah, I got something coming here for you. 1.00

00:41:18.300 Or the balloon.

00:41:20.280 Wow.

00:41:21.080 Oh, whoa.

00:41:21.980 Oh, wow.

00:41:22.640 Yeah.

00:41:23.380 That was kind of cool.

00:41:24.460 Wow.

00:41:25.420 All right.

00:41:25.860 We have Purple Hills here.

00:41:27.640 Thank you for the $20 soup chat.

00:41:29.200 Appreciate it, man.

00:41:30.040 It's super interesting dating women once you become high value.

00:41:32.660 Many won't tell you they have a boyfriend slash husband while you're dating them.

00:41:36.980 Only after doing social media, digging while you find out cold world.

00:41:42.460 Any reactions?

00:41:45.980 I don't think that's very easy to hide unless you have some, like, alter identity platform

00:41:52.360 thing that has no, I don't know, ties to your normal life.

00:41:57.980 But I've never experienced that.

00:42:00.880 Sorry if you have.

00:42:02.600 All right.

00:42:03.000 We have Al Piceno here, $20 soup chat.

00:42:05.540 Good evening, Nate. 1.00

00:42:06.380 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:42:06.900 The fucking asteroid's coming. 1.00

00:42:07.760 Okay, I stopped it. 1.00

00:42:09.120 It was a close one.

00:42:10.540 All right.

00:42:10.880 Good evening, ladies.

00:42:12.160 I'm interested to hear the story of how you met your significant other, or at least if

00:42:16.780 you're single, and what is that thing that made them stand out from the rest?

00:42:20.320 Hashtag for science, simplify.

00:42:21.420 So, of those of you, so just, I think you two are the only ones with a relationship right

00:42:27.200 now.

00:42:27.860 Just a quick story.

00:42:29.340 How did you meet your partner?

00:42:31.560 So, we actually met on Snapchat, which is, like, the craziest love story in the world.

00:42:35.480 You wouldn't expect it.

00:42:37.520 We just started Snapchatting each other randomly, and I was like, oh, he's kind of cute.

00:42:41.100 And he's like, oh, she's kind of cute.

00:42:42.480 And I, like, slid up on one of his stories, because he posted a TikTok saying, I need

00:42:47.840 to find a cute gym blonde girl. 0.98

00:42:51.060 And I, like, slid up and said, yeah, I can't talk right now.

00:42:55.400 You know what?

00:42:56.280 You're doing great.

00:42:56.580 You can't.

00:42:57.040 Here's what.

00:42:57.640 You can't talk.

00:42:58.620 I can't.

00:42:59.020 Maybe we swap you two. 0.97

00:43:00.740 Swap your seats.

00:43:01.900 I can talk all day.

00:43:03.540 Let's swap you two. 0.94

00:43:04.400 Oh, my God.

00:43:05.040 Let's do a little swap.

00:43:06.040 Yeah.

00:43:06.580 I'm, like, freaking out.

00:43:08.240 But I'm not.

00:43:09.300 I just do a lot.

00:43:09.580 No, you're fine.

00:43:10.420 You're fine.

00:43:10.780 I said, do you want me to?

00:43:12.860 Yeah, we'll do the swap, though.

00:43:13.820 We'll do the swap.

00:43:14.560 Oh, like, I sit there?

00:43:15.400 I think it's better, too, because she's taller than you, because I feel like in the corner

00:43:18.500 you get.

00:43:18.840 Yeah, she's, like, I'm a no-jet. 1.00

00:43:25.660 Is that real fur, by the way?

00:43:27.660 No, it's vegan.

00:43:29.100 Oh, it's vegan fur.

00:43:30.160 It's not real fur.

00:43:30.880 Oh, okay.

00:43:31.600 No, we don't do that.

00:43:32.980 It's okay if you did, but.

00:43:34.320 No.

00:43:34.920 I just think that's, like, shout out, Spirit Hoods.

00:43:37.260 Thanks for the free jacket.

00:43:39.180 Cool.

00:43:40.180 Thank you.

00:43:41.060 Sorry.

00:43:41.580 It's okay.

00:43:42.280 So how did you meet your partner?

00:43:44.160 I actually met him over FaceTime.

00:43:47.400 FaceTime?

00:43:47.640 My best friend at the time was hanging out with him, and he was actually in a relationship

00:43:52.360 when I saw him on FaceTime, and I was like, who is that?

00:43:55.560 Like, put him on the camera now.

00:43:57.640 Like, who is that?

00:43:58.800 And I was, like, obsessed with him.

00:44:00.080 I was like, who is that?

00:44:00.800 And I talked to him for, like, a few minutes, and then my friend, like, took the phone away,

00:44:04.300 and he was like, his girlfriend's in the other room.

00:44:06.200 Like, settle down. 0.99

00:44:07.000 And I was like, I don't know what the fuck. 0.99

00:44:07.980 Like, that's mine now. 0.99

00:44:10.060 And, yeah.

00:44:12.560 That's me.

00:44:14.140 I ended up finding his Instagram.

00:44:16.300 My friend wouldn't give it to me, so I had to do some digging, found it, and then followed

00:44:20.260 him.

00:44:20.660 And then I came out to LA and was visiting my friend, and he invited him over, and I got

00:44:26.160 to meet him, like, in real life, and we just immediately, like, were, like, inseparable.

00:44:30.980 He didn't even, like, go home to his girlfriend that night, like, till the morning.

00:44:35.020 Wait.

00:44:36.240 It was pretty instant, and we've been pretty inseparable since then.

00:44:40.800 Oh.

00:44:41.940 Hmm.

00:44:43.220 Hmm.

00:44:43.580 You...

00:44:44.040 The noise is...

00:44:44.960 You said his girlfriend.

00:44:46.320 Correct.

00:44:46.660 So, when you met him, he was in a relationship.

00:44:50.480 Mm-hmm.

00:44:50.620 A long relationship.

00:44:52.740 And you met him on FaceTime, and he met up with you at some point?

00:44:59.060 Yeah.

00:44:59.400 My, our mutual friend who was hanging out with him that I met on FaceTime with him, I went

00:45:05.800 to his apartment to stay there and hang out with him, and he invited him over, and he does

00:45:11.320 music.

00:45:11.620 So, he was, like, oh, he'll teach you how to use, like, the CDJs and stuff, and I didn't

00:45:15.440 know it was him, but he came over, and I was, like, that's the guy from FaceTime.

00:45:18.880 Like, oh, my God, I've been, like, wanting to meet him, and then we just had, like, so

00:45:23.700 much in common immediately, and stayed together the whole night, and then the next day, and

00:45:29.920 then for six years.

00:45:33.680 Yeah.

00:45:34.180 By the way, just, you can scoot forward a little bit in the chair, please, but, so, you

00:45:38.260 met him on FaceTime, and then that, was it that same night that you guys linked up?

00:45:43.560 No, it was actually, like, probably a month or so later, and it was, like, you know, I

00:45:47.760 didn't think he was thinking anything of me, but I ended up finding out that him and his

00:45:53.500 manager at the time were both lurking.

00:45:56.520 Okay.

00:45:57.360 What do you mean by lurking?

00:45:58.300 Like, I saw, like, they had, like, pictures of mine, like, older pictures and stuff.

00:46:02.660 Oh, my God, it's so hot.

00:46:03.900 I know.

00:46:04.960 Wait, they had pictures?

00:46:06.480 No, they had, like, like, I saw their names on photos once I knew, like, that they had

00:46:10.540 liked stuff, you know?

00:46:11.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:12.200 And so, was his relationship on the rocks, or, like, why did, because he was dating someone?

00:46:17.820 Yeah, it wasn't great, but he also wasn't, like, fully in a place to leave it, honestly,

00:46:22.380 when we first met.

00:46:23.360 Um, I think things got, like, progressively more intense between us over about a month

00:46:28.800 period, and then I came out to LA again, and he literally took her to the airport and moved

00:46:35.380 me, like, right into his apartment.

00:46:38.900 Okay.

00:46:40.020 Wow.

00:46:40.980 That's, uh, and, I mean, do you have any concerns that that could happen again to you?

00:46:47.020 I mean, I did, but we are, like, extremely close.

00:46:51.240 If it did happen, like, I mean, like, I'm capable of doing the same thing to him, like,

00:46:56.860 I can't, like, say that he would do that, you know?

00:46:58.840 Like, she's the one who would always be calling me up, and it's like, he's doing this, he's

00:47:02.340 doing this.

00:47:02.920 I love him.

00:47:04.120 Love you, Matthew, but she'd be crying sometimes, and she's my best friend, and, like, then I'm, 0.95

00:47:09.120 like, once in a while, just don't be dumb.

00:47:12.980 Because she knows that that's, like, who I'm gonna stay with, you know? 0.99

00:47:17.920 I'm not gonna go anywhere else.

00:47:20.460 Sure, sure.

00:47:21.800 That's bae.

00:47:23.120 Got it.

00:47:24.220 So I'm gonna get to the rest of the soup chats here pretty soon.

00:47:27.160 I had a question for you, though.

00:47:28.180 So you were in the army, correct?

00:47:30.240 You were in the military?

00:47:30.960 Yes, I was.

00:47:32.120 How long were you in?

00:47:34.740 I was enlisted for four years.

00:47:36.280 Four years.

00:47:36.960 What rank did you rise to?

00:47:38.880 I got out as a specialist.

00:47:40.660 Okay, got it.

00:47:42.100 And then were you deployed anywhere?

00:47:44.820 I was never deployed.

00:47:45.700 I had the opportunity to go to Kuwait, but they ended up sending a sergeant over me,

00:47:49.680 which was kind of sad.

00:47:50.800 I wanted to get deployed.

00:47:52.180 So you just, you were stateside the entire time?

00:47:55.040 I was stateside the entire time.

00:47:56.040 Okay.

00:47:56.680 And what was your, did you have, like, a specific job in the?

00:48:01.400 I was a horizontal construction engineer.

00:48:03.900 I was basically the army's version of a construction worker.

00:48:07.440 A horizontal?

00:48:09.060 Construction engineer.

00:48:10.440 I made roads.

00:48:11.400 I played with bulldozers and, like, backhoe loaders.

00:48:13.420 Horizontal as opposed to vertical.

00:48:15.860 As opposed to vertical.

00:48:16.560 Opposed to vertical.

00:48:17.480 I don't build things.

00:48:18.320 I wreck them.

00:48:19.820 I see.

00:48:21.060 I make them flat.

00:48:22.660 Did you date while you were in the military, did you do any dating?

00:48:30.560 I don't date.

00:48:32.760 She had to marry someone, though, when she was in the military.

00:48:35.700 Oh, yeah.

00:48:36.200 I didn't have to marry him.

00:48:38.060 I chose to get a contract marriage with one of my good friends.

00:48:42.380 Who was also in the military?

00:48:43.660 Who is a Marine, actually.

00:48:45.740 Can I have you just move the mic that way?

00:48:50.380 Perfect.

00:48:50.920 Go ahead.

00:48:51.260 He was a Marine at the time, and we wanted to get BAH because they basically pay you if you're married in the military.

00:48:57.600 They will give you extra money every single month.

00:48:59.440 And we just got an apartment together, and we were just homies.

00:49:02.700 It was very platonic.

00:49:04.120 We never did anything.

00:49:05.220 We were just homies from high school who were both in the military who wanted some extra bread at the time.

00:49:11.040 Not that deep.

00:49:12.640 And you said that you don't date.

00:49:14.860 I don't like to date.

00:49:16.100 What do you do instead?

00:49:17.600 I like to be alone.

00:49:20.980 Okay.

00:49:21.960 Personally, I think I'm the, like, best person ever, so I like to be by myself.

00:49:26.760 Okay.

00:49:27.520 So would you say you're more introverted?

00:49:29.740 I'm an introverted extrovert.

00:49:32.160 I don't mind going out places, and I will have a good time if I do go out somewhere.

00:49:36.320 I just personally know I would have an even better time at home laying in bed with my dog watching some TV.

00:49:43.220 I kind of relate to that.

00:49:45.260 So, okay.

00:49:47.000 But you did have a relationship, right?

00:49:49.280 You said your longest relationship was, how long was it?

00:49:52.840 It was a year and a half.

00:49:53.740 A year and a half.

00:49:54.300 That's right.

00:49:54.580 And it was from high school until I got enlisted and sent to basic training.

00:49:59.440 And then we broke up, and I haven't really had a boyfriend ever since.

00:50:02.280 Okay.

00:50:03.140 Yeah.

00:50:03.580 But you're just 21.

00:50:04.980 I'm just 21.

00:50:05.620 So you just got out of the military.

00:50:06.760 I did.

00:50:07.120 I just recently got out of my contract.

00:50:09.320 Where were you stationed?

00:50:10.920 Where were you stationed?

00:50:11.920 I was in Fort Drum, New York.

00:50:13.500 Fort Drum, New York.

00:50:14.460 Okay.

00:50:14.660 It's by Syracuse-ish.

00:50:15.860 And do you live in L.A.?

00:50:16.780 I live in North Carolina.

00:50:18.080 Oh, you live in North Carolina.

00:50:19.440 Okay.

00:50:20.140 Do any of you live in L.A.?

00:50:21.720 Because you're in Florida.

00:50:23.880 You're in L.A.

00:50:24.800 I'm in Irvine.

00:50:25.780 You're in Irvine.

00:50:26.440 You guys are in Ventura?

00:50:27.560 Camarillo.

00:50:28.120 Camarillo.

00:50:28.980 Ventura.

00:50:29.680 Wow.

00:50:30.020 Okay.

00:50:30.460 Nobody from Santa Barbara here.

00:50:31.580 Okay.

00:50:32.180 And then a couple of you not from California.

00:50:35.000 So when's the last time that you dated?

00:50:39.860 I mean, I know you said you don't date, but I mean, have you-

00:50:42.260 I personally will not anymore.

00:50:45.540 I don't make an attempt anymore.

00:50:46.560 I don't care to.

00:50:47.140 I don't want to date anybody.

00:50:48.600 I'm way too happy by myself.

00:50:49.920 Please do not bother my peace.

00:50:52.840 But when I was trying, it's like I will find literally anything about you to hate, and

00:50:57.940 then I will hate it forever, and you will never have a chance.

00:51:00.180 Because I will find that one thing, and I will never not hate it about you.

00:51:03.820 Interesting. 0.79

00:51:04.560 I'm very toxic.

00:51:05.520 That's why I don't do it.

00:51:06.360 Oh, okay.

00:51:06.660 I will not put somebody else through my toxicity.

00:51:08.580 That's not fair.

00:51:09.820 In what ways are you toxic? 1.00

00:51:11.380 I will train you like a dog. 0.98

00:51:17.120 You'll train someone- 0.91

00:51:18.040 I will train you like a dog.

00:51:20.080 Eric, is it at 70?

00:51:21.500 Can you check the audio?

00:51:23.620 I'm not going to like force you to get on your hands and knees unless you want to.

00:51:26.420 80 is fine.

00:51:26.880 But, like I-

00:51:28.580 It's like the littlest thing will set me off, and I will just instantly never unsee it.

00:51:32.120 The ick.

00:51:33.240 It's the ick.

00:51:33.940 And I get the ick with every single person I come across.

00:51:37.380 Every single person?

00:51:38.380 I try to date, I guess.

00:51:40.140 Okay.

00:51:40.360 It's like I force myself to find something not to like because I know I just don't want

00:51:44.040 to be with them.

00:51:44.980 I'm like, please leave me alone.

00:51:46.620 I will be old and alone with 10 dogs.

00:51:49.460 And happy.

00:51:51.480 Do you want children?

00:51:52.660 No.

00:51:54.580 Do you think, maybe not now, but do you think in the future?

00:51:57.900 No.

00:51:58.540 No kids?

00:51:59.280 That's fine.

00:52:00.140 I don't like children.

00:52:01.100 They scare me.

00:52:02.060 Okay.

00:52:02.340 What else scares you?

00:52:04.060 Clowns and really unevenly chopped cucumber slices.

00:52:10.160 That's interesting. 0.99

00:52:11.860 Sorry.

00:52:14.060 So, are Persian cucumbers or the big meaty cucumbers?

00:52:18.440 Yeah.

00:52:18.780 And if it's like not, because I like cucumbers.

00:52:20.960 I eat a cucumber every single day.

00:52:22.320 That's why it's so-

00:52:22.880 Yo, me too. 1.00

00:52:23.100 What the fuck? 0.99

00:52:23.280 It's so pertinent to my life. 1.00

00:52:24.280 Yo, cucumbers in the chat.

00:52:25.460 It sounds weird to people who don't like eat cucumbers like that.

00:52:28.780 But if, if you have like a cucumber and the slices aren't even, it's gonna, the hummus

00:52:34.480 slides off.

00:52:35.400 Hummus?

00:52:36.020 I don't like hummus.

00:52:36.880 You don't have it with hummus?

00:52:37.920 No.

00:52:38.320 I eat it with salt and vinegar.

00:52:40.700 Okay.

00:52:41.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:41.680 You might be, you might be a psycho. 0.99

00:52:44.100 It's, I was raised in upstate Pennsylvania as a dairy farmer. 0.98

00:52:47.620 So it's like, we have some weird stuff we do out there.

00:52:50.540 Everything okay?

00:52:51.220 What's up?

00:52:52.080 Oh, what?

00:52:52.640 I just have long legs.

00:52:53.760 Oh, okay.

00:52:54.240 Gotcha.

00:52:54.500 Okay.

00:52:56.360 Mine are trying to be shoved under this table.

00:52:58.780 Well, I think it should be fine.

00:53:01.300 Just the table's blocking you.

00:53:02.640 But okay. 0.95

00:53:02.880 So you said you're very toxic. 0.89

00:53:04.500 Yeah.

00:53:05.000 Do you want to elaborate a little further on that?

00:53:07.760 I just, if you do something and I don't like it, I'm going to be like, never do that

00:53:10.980 again.

00:53:11.980 And then if they do it again, get out, leave.

00:53:14.720 If you won't change it immediately, I need you to be.

00:53:16.740 I don't think that's toxic.

00:53:18.500 No, that's not toxic.

00:53:19.280 It's the littlest.

00:53:19.880 It's not like, it's like the littlest thing you do.

00:53:22.640 If you do not put your dirty sock in the laundry hamper.

00:53:26.380 And I tell you one time, I will warn them one time to do it. 1.00

00:53:29.000 If they don't do it again, get the fuck out. 1.00

00:53:30.620 Get out of my house. 1.00

00:53:31.760 Okay.

00:53:32.180 So just a short fuse.

00:53:33.840 I have a very short fuse.

00:53:35.080 I have anger issues.

00:53:36.360 Oh.

00:53:36.760 So.

00:53:37.200 Why do you think that is?

00:53:38.340 I don't know.

00:53:38.780 I should probably go to therapy.

00:53:42.400 I am your therapy.

00:53:43.840 Did you, uh, was this something that developed even before?

00:53:48.780 I've just always, I can get along with everybody.

00:53:51.780 I personally feel like I can get along pretty well with most people.

00:53:55.060 I just like to be alone.

00:53:56.760 And if I'm with somebody for too long and I can't like get them away from me, like I don't

00:54:02.480 like them.

00:54:03.760 Okay.

00:54:04.220 If I'm married, you have to have a totally separate house. 0.97

00:54:06.580 You have to have a different house, a different house, a different, I could, I could see like

00:54:12.660 I could do different room or go on a vacation twice a month, different bed, go on a vacation

00:54:18.580 once a month and it might be okay.

00:54:20.080 But like you have to not be with me every day or I will hate you.

00:54:23.140 Okay.

00:54:24.240 Okay.

00:54:24.680 Interesting.

00:54:25.040 And so you don't want kids.

00:54:27.320 Could you see yourself like with a life partner though?

00:54:29.320 I could, if I found somebody, I, like I said, I'm not a fan of most human beings.

00:54:35.100 So it's really hard for me to find someone I actually have that energy with.

00:54:38.380 Hence the reason I don't date people.

00:54:39.640 If I can't match you like that instantly, you're not, I'm not going to put you through

00:54:42.780 anything like that.

00:54:43.720 Why would I play games with people?

00:54:45.380 And you said when it, when it comes to men, you're, are you a straight or I'm bisexual?

00:54:50.000 Bisexual.

00:54:50.360 Okay.

00:54:50.620 And is that the case for both men and women that you kind of like, yeah, I actually try

00:54:54.260 to stay away from dating women.

00:54:55.780 I had a woman from Wisconsin come break my windows. 1.00

00:54:58.080 She drove from Wisconsin to Pennsylvania and shattered the windows out of my Jeep Wrangler 1.00

00:55:05.360 in February.

00:55:07.060 Oh, Pennsylvania.

00:55:08.120 Are you near Westchester?

00:55:10.440 I am near absolutely nothing.

00:55:12.020 Okay.

00:55:12.360 I am in a cornfield.

00:55:13.720 Okay.

00:55:14.800 Cause I, I know, well, and it actually doesn't matter, but, um, at least four hours from every

00:55:19.320 city, you know.

00:55:20.460 Okay.

00:55:21.020 So you said that you will zero in on something about someone that just pisses you off.

00:55:28.160 Can you, can you give us maybe a couple of examples that actually occurred?

00:55:31.740 Um, like the sock example, the first, like the last time I actually tried to hold a relationship,

00:55:36.280 he came over and he was cool for the first like three days.

00:55:38.460 I was like, I lay out my rules.

00:55:39.660 I'm clean.

00:55:40.640 My house, spotless.

00:55:42.060 My drawers folded, everything.

00:55:44.680 My bed made every morning.

00:55:45.680 And when someone comes in and they don't like have that same energy, it's like, I don't

00:55:51.100 know if that's a mental illness, probably, but if you're not going to rock with it, get

00:55:55.300 out.

00:55:55.980 OCD.

00:55:56.480 If you can't make my bed the exact way I need it to be made, don't touch my bed.

00:56:00.820 And he tried to make my bed.

00:56:03.700 And he's gone.

00:56:04.500 Get out of my house.

00:56:04.920 He made my bed wrong. 1.00

00:56:05.840 That's so stupid though. 1.00

00:56:07.420 That's why I don't date people, Meg. 1.00

00:56:09.260 You're just stupid for that, honestly. 1.00

00:56:11.580 You think I'm stupid for not wanting a man in my life? 1.00

00:56:14.020 No. 1.00

00:56:15.680 Well, have a back and forth.

00:56:18.140 Go at it. 0.99

00:56:18.480 I don't think it's stupid. 1.00

00:56:19.460 I just think it's stupid. 1.00

00:56:20.280 It's my space. 1.00

00:56:21.360 She's just like saying it's my space, place.

00:56:25.020 I can't talk.

00:56:26.880 I'm bad.

00:56:27.540 What else?

00:56:30.080 I just don't understand your point of view on it, to be honest.

00:56:34.220 Just because like, why do you care if someone moves you a pillow and you're like, you're

00:56:37.200 out.

00:56:38.420 That's just me as a person.

00:56:40.060 Like I said, I will find something that I don't like about you.

00:56:42.920 So it's just an itch.

00:56:43.440 That's just how she is.

00:56:44.400 It's just how she is.

00:56:45.820 It's OCD. 1.00

00:56:46.440 If you will not do what I need you to do with my shit, you will not be touching my shit. 0.99

00:56:50.040 I get like that with certain things. 1.00

00:56:51.720 And if you try to do it, and I tell you not to, and you still try to do it, get out.

00:56:56.800 It's my house.

00:56:57.820 I pay the rent. 1.00

00:56:58.820 Don't touch my shit. 1.00

00:56:59.620 I just think that's funny because I feel like people would just like mess with you just 1.00

00:57:02.420 because you get mad that easily.

00:57:04.300 Probably.

00:57:04.800 Hence the reason I stay by myself.

00:57:06.480 I have friends that know how to not make me mad.

00:57:08.500 That's a good decision.

00:57:09.120 That's good like me.

00:57:10.140 Yeah.

00:57:13.920 Wow.

00:57:16.060 Okay.

00:57:17.160 That's, do you have a type in a guy?

00:57:22.020 Like physically?

00:57:23.140 Yeah, physically.

00:57:23.660 I have a very specific physical type.

00:57:25.600 You have a personality too.

00:57:26.480 Go ahead.

00:57:26.760 And what is it?

00:57:27.100 You have to have a kind of similar personality to me.

00:57:29.320 You can't be immature.

00:57:30.260 You have to be mature, but also funny.

00:57:31.880 You have to be funny.

00:57:32.940 Funny.

00:57:33.420 Okay.

00:57:33.840 My physical type is extremely specific.

00:57:37.100 Like you have to be at least 6'2".

00:57:38.560 You have to be tan.

00:57:39.740 You have to have tattoos.

00:57:40.680 You have to have blue eyes, brown hair.

00:57:42.600 Literally.

00:57:43.560 And you have to smell good.

00:57:45.060 And you have to smell good.

00:57:45.640 All right.

00:57:46.420 I feel flat.

00:57:47.400 Like I said, I will happily die sad and alone.

00:57:49.680 Don't you worry about me. 0.61

00:57:50.600 I will happily die with my dog next to me.

00:57:52.540 And so you're, how tall are you? 0.95

00:57:56.920 So my husband.

00:57:59.820 Wait, guys.

00:58:00.520 I'm 5'10".

00:58:01.020 Guys, just let her. 1.00

00:58:02.660 Oh, you're 5'10".

00:58:03.580 Okay.

00:58:03.940 So 6'2 is not totally unreasonable, but 6'2 is a very small percentage of men.

00:58:09.020 Very small.

00:58:10.340 I think that's like less than 3%.

00:58:11.580 I dated a man shorter than me once and it was not good.

00:58:14.220 I will not do it again.

00:58:15.080 Because of the sex? 0.54

00:58:16.900 Or other ways?

00:58:18.380 I don't know if every short man is bad in bed, but that one was.

00:58:22.540 I can't speak for all of them.

00:58:25.560 I haven't touched every short man.

00:58:27.080 Well, not that short guys are bad in bed, but maybe you just, it's kind of like, you

00:58:31.120 want a guy who's bigger than you.

00:58:32.680 You can't be like 5'4 and chill at night.

00:58:35.200 You're going to look like my son.

00:58:36.920 You're going to look like my son.

00:58:38.540 You can't be like 5'4 trying a ball with like a 5'10".

00:58:41.880 Yeah.

00:58:42.280 You can if the girl likes 5'4 and she's 5'10". 1.00

00:58:45.160 I don't.

00:58:45.620 Okay.

00:58:45.940 Okay, so funny, 6'2, tan, tattoos, blue eyes, dark hair.

00:58:51.080 What is it?

00:58:51.660 Slightly in shape at least.

00:58:53.800 I go to the gym, so you also have to be semi into fitness.

00:58:56.640 Yo, chat, should we do the delusion calculator?

00:59:00.100 The delusion calculator?

00:59:01.020 Like I said, I know my standards are extremely unreasonable, and I will happily not date anybody

00:59:07.160 until I meet my standards.

00:59:08.480 This guy made this calculator.

00:59:09.800 That's the reason I do solo.

00:59:10.940 I'm the Overwatch character, by the way, if anyone was wondering.

00:59:14.060 That's me.

00:59:14.660 Oh.

00:59:17.100 But we, no, there's this calculator that somebody made, and maybe we'll go through it.

00:59:25.140 But, okay, so, well, I want to come back to, I have a few more questions for you, but I

00:59:31.680 do want to let everyone go.

00:59:33.000 So, what's your type? 0.99

00:59:35.020 My type basically is if you literally look like a fuckboy, like a guy that looks younger 0.99

00:59:40.320 than me. 0.96

00:59:41.820 I like guys that are like a year younger, basically, and like a guy that has tan, dark hair, and

00:59:49.220 like just likes to surf or like skate, like basic white boy.

00:59:52.820 Okay.

00:59:53.180 Okay. 0.99

00:59:55.020 So, you said you like fuckboys, or guys who look like fuckboys. 1.00

00:59:58.400 Yes, guys that look like fuckboys. 0.99

01:00:00.080 But, I mean. 0.99

01:00:01.180 They have big muscles, like work out all the time, and like just are successful, know what

01:00:07.180 they're doing.

01:00:08.060 Like, if they're working at McDonald's, why would I want to date you?

01:00:11.920 If the guy, why would you want to date a guy who's working at McDonald's?

01:00:14.780 Yeah, that's good.

01:00:15.200 Well, you said you make how much again?

01:00:16.700 It was like 80K a month or something like that.

01:00:18.640 Yeah, I want someone to be successful and know what they want.

01:00:20.880 Okay. 0.95

01:00:21.100 You said you're attracted to fuckboys, but you mentioned earlier that a lot of the guys 1.00

01:00:26.600 just use you for sex. 1.00

01:00:29.040 Is that right? 1.00

01:00:30.060 But, I mean, if you find fuckboys attractive, is it any surprise that... 1.00

01:00:34.400 No, because like, at first, like, I feel like I can change someone, and like, that's how 0.97

01:00:39.600 I feel in a relationship.

01:00:40.780 I feel like you can change someone who they are, and like, you can just change them, not 0.99

01:00:44.900 be a fuckboy anymore, and train them. 0.99

01:00:46.660 Like a dog. 1.00

01:00:48.500 There's this saying, hold on, I'm going to look it up really quick.

01:00:51.060 Oops, hold on.

01:00:51.460 Y'all thought I was true?

01:00:54.040 And how tall are you, by the way?

01:00:56.120 5'3", 5'2".

01:00:57.340 What's your bare minimum height for a guy?

01:00:59.760 They have to be at least, like, 5'11".

01:01:02.840 Okay.

01:01:03.880 Got it.

01:01:04.740 Hold on.

01:01:05.300 I'm trying to pull this up really quick.

01:01:07.200 Something about the whole changing thing.

01:01:10.580 Let me see.

01:01:11.300 One sec, guys.

01:01:12.000 So, you said that you want to change a guy.

01:01:16.680 Is that right? 0.99

01:01:17.040 Change a guy, like, not be a fuckboy. 0.97

01:01:19.020 Like, train him to, like, want himself and like himself and not just sleep with other 0.99

01:01:23.820 girls.

01:01:24.720 Okay.

01:01:26.000 So, I have this quote here that I think is kind of relevant.

01:01:29.180 So, and this applies to relationships too, but men marry women with the hope they will 0.99

01:01:34.900 never change.

01:01:36.240 Women marry men with the hope they will change. 1.00

01:01:39.220 Invariably, they are both disappointed.

01:01:44.380 Agree or disagree?

01:01:45.700 Disagree.

01:01:46.280 Disagree?

01:01:46.800 Disagree.

01:01:47.280 I disagree that.

01:01:48.080 It depends on the severity.

01:01:48.900 I completely disagree.

01:01:49.780 I agree.

01:01:50.220 I disagree.

01:01:51.540 Okay.

01:01:52.640 So, I'll come back to that too.

01:01:56.080 So, what's your type?

01:01:58.420 My type?

01:01:59.000 I assume your current boyfriend's your type, but what's your, like, type?

01:02:04.940 You really have to get me, a big part of me is music.

01:02:07.900 So, you have to, like, share that, like, love for music.

01:02:11.900 Emo?

01:02:12.420 Emo?

01:02:12.500 Oh, that was a guess.

01:02:13.640 I used to do music.

01:02:14.640 I used to be signed to Warner Brothers in a project with him, actually.

01:02:17.920 But that's kind of how we connected.

01:02:19.360 Sure.

01:02:19.760 If anyone knows the band Brand New, that was, like, what we first, like, heard together. 1.00

01:02:24.520 Oh, no, the fuck is that guy? 0.99

01:02:25.400 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:02:28.060 Okay.

01:02:28.720 But I like someone, you know, have to have, like, a nice body.

01:02:33.520 I'm very big on hands.

01:02:35.220 If you have, like, weird fingers or hands, like, that, like, is a big turnoff for me.

01:02:41.000 I know that's very weird.

01:02:42.020 Like, I like your arms to be, like, veiny and, like, you look like you can, like, you

01:02:47.080 can do something with your hands.

01:02:48.720 You know, like, that's going to be a part of what we're doing.

01:02:52.400 So, that's a big thing for me.

01:02:54.600 So, you don't like gamer hands?

01:02:56.380 I don't know what those really look.

01:02:58.220 Yeah, I do, actually.

01:02:59.220 I do.

01:03:01.180 I mean, I am also a gamer.

01:03:04.600 But I guess personality-wise, very, like, possessive.

01:03:09.800 I like a guy to be very, like, clingy, very, like, possessive and, like, you know, kind

01:03:14.340 of, like, daddy-ish.

01:03:16.920 Like, tell me what to do.

01:03:18.720 I'm the opposite.

01:03:19.860 I'm, like, I'm telling you what to do.

01:03:21.820 Yeah, I'm very, like, submissive in that aspect.

01:03:24.180 So, you're more dominant.

01:03:25.220 Yes.

01:03:25.500 What about you?

01:03:25.960 Would you say you're more dominant?

01:03:27.680 Oh, pull the mic, like, to the edge of the table.

01:03:30.220 I'm pretty dominant, I'd say, but I'm also occasionally submissive.

01:03:33.720 It depends on who it is.

01:03:35.740 So, are you saying, like, for-

01:03:37.000 I'm very dominant with women. 1.00

01:03:38.260 I'm very submissive with men.

01:03:39.800 Okay.

01:03:40.360 And are you talking just in the bedroom or are you also talking, like, in the relationship

01:03:44.080 itself, too?

01:03:44.280 Like, in total.

01:03:45.340 Total.

01:03:45.600 To be honest.

01:03:46.040 Overall.

01:03:46.440 Okay.

01:03:46.640 I feel like they're dominant in the relationship and I'm, like, dominant in bed.

01:03:50.080 It's, like, that for me.

01:03:51.580 Oh, okay.

01:03:52.360 I thought you meant you were dominant in the relationship.

01:03:55.100 No, they are.

01:03:55.660 Okay.

01:03:56.160 Not me.

01:03:57.340 Okay.

01:03:57.680 But I'm, like, in bed, dominant.

01:03:59.460 Because I could see it.

01:04:01.980 You being dominant in the relationship.

01:04:04.660 I could see that.

01:04:05.780 But, okay.

01:04:06.380 Can you?

01:04:07.620 No.

01:04:08.740 Yes.

01:04:09.460 I was joking.

01:04:10.500 Oh, okay.

01:04:10.980 I was being sarcastic.

01:04:12.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:13.400 So, what is your type?

01:04:16.260 My type?

01:04:16.840 Your husband, I assume.

01:04:17.840 Obviously, yes.

01:04:18.920 But I like tall.

01:04:20.400 I like built fitness.

01:04:23.540 I kind of like a dominant guy, but that has, like, a teddy bear sweet side.

01:04:27.600 Mm-hmm.

01:04:28.640 Funny is super important.

01:04:30.160 Like, I need someone that can be my best friend and goof around with, but also someone that

01:04:34.860 I want to, like, tear their clothes off in the bedroom.

01:04:37.700 Okay.

01:04:38.200 Oh, just really for you, too.

01:04:39.620 How tall are you, and what's the minimum height, like, a high preference for guys?

01:04:44.600 I'm 5'8", and so I like them to be above, like, 6 foot, I'd say.

01:04:50.040 Okay.

01:04:50.500 Sure.

01:04:51.080 Yeah.

01:04:51.880 I'm 5'7".

01:04:52.960 I don't really care as long as you're not shorter than me.

01:04:56.260 Okay.

01:04:56.900 What about you?

01:04:57.620 Like, my type and guys, or how tall they need to be?

01:05:00.380 You're both.

01:05:01.980 Okay.

01:05:03.520 Just brown hair, brown eyes, and not overly egotistical, and any guy that isn't, like,

01:05:11.720 completely down to my knees short.

01:05:14.840 And so how tall are you?

01:05:16.520 I'm 5'6".

01:05:17.940 So, bare minimum height?

01:05:21.700 It's, like, up to my forehead, I guess.

01:05:23.840 Up to him.

01:05:24.680 So he could be shorter than you by, like, an inch.

01:05:28.300 It depends, yeah.

01:05:30.200 Okay.

01:05:30.740 What about you?

01:05:31.920 I really like Mexican guys.

01:05:33.860 Oh, okay.

01:05:34.740 I love Mexican guys.

01:05:36.000 Are you Mexican?

01:05:36.960 Yeah, I am.

01:05:37.340 Okay.

01:05:37.540 I'm Mexican-Italian.

01:05:39.800 But, yeah, just any guy that, like she was saying, where they're a little bit dominant,

01:05:44.060 but they have a soft side to them, I love that.

01:05:47.440 Yeah, and I don't care about height, really.

01:05:49.300 As long as they're my height or taller, that's perfect.

01:05:51.620 And how tall are you?

01:05:52.280 I'm 5'3", or 5'4".

01:05:54.460 Okay, so not too hard for you.

01:05:55.980 Go ahead. 0.98

01:05:56.960 I'm a sucker for a goofball, so they have to be really goofy. 0.96

01:06:00.840 They have to be super funny. 0.92

01:06:02.160 Other than that, that's about it.

01:06:04.180 For guys, I like beards.

01:06:06.160 For girls, I like blondes. 1.00

01:06:07.660 Yes.

01:06:07.760 And before you ask, I am 6'2".

01:06:13.760 Guys, I'm not a manlet. 0.99

01:06:17.020 Here, let's do the fucking comparison. 0.99

01:06:19.000 You guys think I'm like, she's just an Amazon woman. 1.00

01:06:22.140 She's tall.

01:06:23.760 And, yeah, I could care less if they're shorter than me.

01:06:27.440 Usually girls are, so. 1.00

01:06:29.640 Right.

01:06:30.240 Okay.

01:06:31.120 Got it.

01:06:32.140 So, let me get these soup chats, but I did want to come back to something here soon.

01:06:37.160 So, okay, we have, did we do this one?

01:06:39.780 I'm interested to hear the story of how you met here soon.

01:06:42.260 Yeah, we did this one.

01:06:44.620 Cheeks, $20 soup chat.

01:06:45.700 Thank you, man.

01:06:46.080 Do your fathers know you do OnlyFans asking for a friend?

01:06:50.100 My dad knows I do it, but he just kind of calls it my internet work and leaves it at that

01:06:55.360 and says he's happy for me.

01:06:57.040 Are your parents still together?

01:06:58.780 No, but they're both happily with somebody else now.

01:07:01.240 Sure.

01:07:02.280 Yes, my dad knows because he was, like, the first one actually was supporting me before

01:07:06.800 my mom was, and my dad take pictures of me.

01:07:09.820 My mom takes pictures of me for OnlyFans, so.

01:07:11.980 Your mom and dad, they're your photographers?

01:07:14.740 Mm-hmm.

01:07:15.460 Okay.

01:07:15.680 They don't care.

01:07:16.640 And you do full nudity on OnlyFans?

01:07:19.400 They don't, like, take pictures like that, like, just, like, teasing.

01:07:22.000 Like, I don't care.

01:07:22.760 Okay. 1.00

01:07:22.980 Or, like, pictures of my ass, like, in a bathing suit. 1.00

01:07:24.540 Like, they don't do that. 0.99

01:07:25.400 Do they help?

01:07:25.860 Yeah, I do that myself.

01:07:26.480 Do they, are they, like, act as your manager, too, or?

01:07:29.420 With my money.

01:07:30.440 They, like, my mom does my taxes for me, basically.

01:07:34.340 Okay, sure.

01:07:34.860 And, like, just, like, my dad, like, is on the account, too.

01:07:39.140 Okay.

01:07:39.440 And, like, does it.

01:07:40.100 Got it.

01:07:40.560 What about you?

01:07:41.360 What was the question?

01:07:42.340 Yeah, it was, does your, what do you, does your dad know?

01:07:45.860 He does.

01:07:46.620 He honestly completely disowned me when I did it.

01:07:49.920 I haven't seen him in about four years.

01:07:53.140 He's not very supportive of it.

01:07:54.680 You've been doing OnlyFans for four years now?

01:07:56.540 Um, I, yeah, almost.

01:07:58.680 Okay.

01:07:59.240 But.

01:07:59.540 You got in pretty early then.

01:08:00.700 Okay.

01:08:01.240 Yeah, I started about when COVID was getting bad.

01:08:04.640 Got it.

01:08:05.180 That was kind of the peak.

01:08:06.080 So, your father disowned you because of.

01:08:07.500 Oh, yeah.

01:08:08.040 His whole side of the family.

01:08:09.240 Is he a pretty traditional, maybe conservative guy?

01:08:11.700 My dad's military.

01:08:12.800 Military.

01:08:13.380 Okay.

01:08:13.780 He's very scary.

01:08:15.420 What branch of the military?

01:08:16.820 He used to be a.

01:08:18.980 Marines, army.

01:08:19.540 He was in the Marines.

01:08:20.600 He was a lieutenant in the Marines.

01:08:21.960 And then he was in the Naval Reserve.

01:08:23.820 Okay.

01:08:23.940 And then he was a merchant Marine.

01:08:25.080 And then after that, he was working on military armed ships, guarding other ships from pirates

01:08:31.280 in the Middle East.

01:08:32.160 Okay.

01:08:32.420 So, he disowned you?

01:08:33.720 Correct.

01:08:35.000 What, what, how did that go down?

01:08:36.700 Like, did he, did you tell him?

01:08:38.560 Did he discover it?

01:08:39.280 My parents got divorced.

01:08:40.740 And when they got divorced, we all had to go to court.

01:08:43.480 And when we were in court, his main argument was that my mom didn't need to receive any

01:08:49.060 money from the situation because I was a corn star.

01:08:53.260 And I essentially could take care of her.

01:08:56.120 And she didn't need to receive any money from him or anything.

01:08:59.420 So, he publicly said all of that in court.

01:09:02.560 How did that argument go over with the judge?

01:09:06.540 They were all pretty shocked.

01:09:08.140 It was kind of like a large moment of silence because he had said a lot of other things like,

01:09:12.180 I'm cutting you off the insurance.

01:09:13.380 Like, I don't want anything to do with you with this, with this.

01:09:16.600 And everyone was just like, you know, took like a second.

01:09:19.960 And then it just continued.

01:09:21.700 But the lawyers and everything, even on his side, like apologized to me.

01:09:25.600 They were like, no child should have to like hear that from their father.

01:09:29.020 So.

01:09:29.360 Right.

01:09:29.920 Well, I mean, I'm not a, I'm not an attorney, but I, in terms of a divorce, I can't imagine

01:09:35.600 that the income, a daughter's income would be. 0.83

01:09:38.220 It has no pertinence to the situation.

01:09:40.240 I can't see how that'd be factored in.

01:09:41.660 Yeah, but.

01:09:42.420 Okay.

01:09:43.240 So, and you haven't spoken to him in four years.

01:09:45.960 I have texted him and talked to him on the phone a few times.

01:09:49.960 Um, every time I've kind of tried to let him in, he does me dirty.

01:09:55.580 Um, but I haven't physically seen him since we were in court that day.

01:09:59.360 Do you think there's an opportunity to reconcile?

01:10:01.660 I would prefer not to.

01:10:03.260 Okay.

01:10:03.500 So you don't want to.

01:10:04.500 No.

01:10:04.800 Has he tried to?

01:10:05.920 Yes.

01:10:06.280 Okay.

01:10:06.520 Many times.

01:10:07.280 Got it.

01:10:07.820 Yeah.

01:10:08.940 Uh, what is your dad think of your OS?

01:10:12.040 So my parents both actually found out, like they found it.

01:10:16.580 They found the page themselves, kind of didn't know what the site was, because I started like

01:10:21.820 four years ago, three years ago now as well.

01:10:24.100 So it was when it was still kind of small.

01:10:26.800 And, um, they came right down to my room and I was still at the house.

01:10:31.120 I was in the middle of moving.

01:10:32.680 And they go, what is this?

01:10:34.360 And literally pull up the site.

01:10:35.600 So there's no way of me like getting out of that.

01:10:38.400 Um, they kicked me out of the house, um, completely, like completely disowned me, similar

01:10:45.480 to her.

01:10:46.160 But I mean, we're close now.

01:10:47.840 Like we're like best friends now.

01:10:49.560 We love each other.

01:10:50.240 And I like see them almost every weekend.

01:10:53.040 So.

01:10:53.920 Okay.

01:10:54.560 Yeah.

01:10:55.280 All right.

01:10:56.060 Um, so question for you guys.

01:10:58.200 Uh, and I could be wrong, but I maybe detected this from you.

01:11:03.180 Um, do you, or have you dealt with, uh, any celebrities when it comes to dating?

01:11:09.860 Uh, not like dating, just like hook up.

01:11:12.340 Like they just want to like sleep with me basically.

01:11:15.560 Like any guy, like I can just DM them and they will respond.

01:11:19.860 Drake?

01:11:20.960 Not him.

01:11:21.940 Oh, no.

01:11:22.380 Like, like TikTokers. 0.98

01:11:23.560 Oh, TikTokers. 0.98

01:11:24.480 Or like, or like Landon Barker that's dating Charlie D'Amelio.

01:11:27.400 Like he will open my stuff so fast and he's dating Charlie D'Amelio and I don't care.

01:11:31.780 Landon Barker.

01:11:33.300 Who's Travis Barker's son? 1.00

01:11:36.400 Who the fuck is that guy? 0.99

01:11:37.900 You don't know who Travis Barker is? 1.00

01:11:39.380 I know Travis Barker.

01:11:40.320 I don't know Landon.

01:11:41.220 Like that's his son.

01:11:42.160 Okay.

01:11:42.860 And Kourtney Kardashian is married to Travis Barker.

01:11:45.700 So that's why I'd want to talk to him.

01:11:47.380 So then.

01:11:47.780 Okay.

01:11:48.880 But so did, did you hook up with Landon?

01:11:51.060 No, I did not.

01:11:52.220 But I hooked up with one guy before.

01:11:54.980 His name's Jeremy Hutchins.

01:11:56.720 Who's that?

01:11:57.700 This famous guy. 1.00

01:11:58.620 Who the fuck is that guy? 1.00

01:12:00.220 I don't know any of these people. 1.00

01:12:01.440 Okay.

01:12:01.900 So.

01:12:02.480 I don't, don't need to know them.

01:12:04.040 I don't want you to know them.

01:12:05.440 Sure.

01:12:05.660 Sure.

01:12:05.880 Okay.

01:12:06.120 So kind of related to that has, and we're going to start over here.

01:12:11.000 Has anyone with a blue check mark ever slid into your DMs on Instagram?

01:12:16.200 Yes.

01:12:17.680 You don't have to say who you can, if you want, but just, was he a musician, actor, producer,

01:12:23.380 or whatever?

01:12:23.720 He was an actor.

01:12:24.720 Actor, famous actor?

01:12:26.440 Yes.

01:12:27.680 Very famous actor?

01:12:28.840 Yes.

01:12:29.140 No.

01:12:30.080 How old, uh, older, younger?

01:12:31.720 Older.

01:12:32.700 How old?

01:12:34.420 Uh, I think he was in his 40s.

01:12:37.800 Kevin Spacey?

01:12:39.000 No.

01:12:39.600 No, he's got, he's in his 50s.

01:12:41.120 And I think he's gay, but, um, okay, so anybody else?

01:12:45.860 Any other blue check marks? 0.91

01:12:47.240 Yeah.

01:12:48.940 Athletes, NFL players, what?

01:12:50.560 Usually actors or musicians.

01:12:53.200 Okay.

01:12:53.940 And then a random model.

01:12:55.760 Have you met up with any of them?

01:12:58.680 No.

01:13:00.420 Okay.

01:13:00.840 What about you?

01:13:01.980 No.

01:13:02.520 No blue check marks?

01:13:03.780 No.

01:13:04.260 No blue?

01:13:04.660 No blue?

01:13:05.520 No blue.

01:13:06.000 No blue?

01:13:06.600 No blue.

01:13:07.080 No blue.

01:13:07.640 Okay, go ahead.

01:13:08.660 Yes.

01:13:09.820 Yeah.

01:13:10.100 How many would you say, if you'd estimate, how, total?

01:13:14.720 Total?

01:13:15.260 Yeah.

01:13:15.420 I mean.

01:13:16.400 Just a little closer into the mic if you can.

01:13:18.100 I know it's a bit far away from you, but.

01:13:19.500 Sorry.

01:13:19.780 Yeah, it's fine.

01:13:20.720 I don't, I don't know how many, but it's been ranging from like each type of job.

01:13:25.580 Would you say maybe like over a hundred blue check marks have DMed you?

01:13:29.640 I would say over like 50.

01:13:30.520 Over 50?

01:13:31.120 Yeah.

01:13:31.320 Okay, sure.

01:13:32.140 And just, you said a variety, athletes?

01:13:34.480 Yeah.

01:13:35.180 Athletes, musicians, actors.

01:13:36.980 Have you ever met up with any of them or?

01:13:38.660 Sure.

01:13:39.440 I met one in Miami for like a fun trip.

01:13:41.860 Sure.

01:13:42.440 And I'm talking in a romantic context, by the way.

01:13:44.820 Oh, yeah.

01:13:44.920 Like they've DMed you because they're trying to get at you, you know?

01:13:48.460 Maybe like once, yeah.

01:13:51.500 Sure.

01:13:52.020 That's fine.

01:13:52.680 What about you?

01:13:53.880 Yes.

01:13:54.320 A lot of them.

01:13:55.240 I have, I have some in there.

01:13:57.400 I mean, anyone can really get a blue check mark these days, so it's not very special anymore.

01:14:01.740 Well, on Instagram.

01:14:02.920 Yeah.

01:14:03.200 It's still kind of hard to get that.

01:14:04.360 It's hard.

01:14:04.740 Unless you're like an athlete, I feel like it's really easy if you have no followers

01:14:08.100 and you're just an athlete.

01:14:09.080 Like a college.

01:14:09.780 Yeah.

01:14:10.080 College guys are getting, yeah.

01:14:10.420 If you have any sort of money, you can get a blue check mark.

01:14:12.860 It's very simple.

01:14:13.600 Yeah.

01:14:13.820 If you pay for it, but I wouldn't pay for that. 1.00

01:14:15.940 I would just like, I think it's stupid. 0.97

01:14:18.140 It's not. 0.99

01:14:18.860 Yeah.

01:14:19.280 It's just a lot of money.

01:14:22.140 Okay.

01:14:22.500 So would you say maybe 50 to 100 blue check marks have DM'd you?

01:14:26.420 Okay.

01:14:26.620 Maybe.

01:14:26.900 What about you?

01:14:28.180 Like over like 400, like a lot.

01:14:30.880 Oh, wow.

01:14:31.200 You're keeping tabs or just...

01:14:33.200 Oh, she knows exact.

01:14:35.580 Okay.

01:14:36.280 I'm not exact actually.

01:14:37.380 I just, it's a lot of people.

01:14:38.940 Sure.

01:14:39.100 I just feel like Addison Rae's DM me, Summer Rae, like...

01:14:41.760 Oh, no, no.

01:14:42.080 I'm talking about guys.

01:14:42.860 Oh, guys.

01:14:43.400 Yeah, guys.

01:14:44.240 Yeah, a bunch of guys.

01:14:45.220 Yeah.

01:14:45.480 Okay.

01:14:46.280 Have you...

01:14:46.700 But you wouldn't know them really, I feel like.

01:14:48.220 Yeah.

01:14:48.520 I feel like just like football players, I don't know if you know any football players

01:14:53.320 on like the Georgia team, like people like that.

01:14:56.260 The Georgia Tech?

01:14:57.440 No, Georgia.

01:14:59.000 Georgia.

01:14:59.840 Like football, college.

01:15:01.500 Oh, college.

01:15:02.240 Yeah.

01:15:02.380 Okay.

01:15:02.580 Oh, because you're in Georgia.

01:15:03.960 No, I just...

01:15:05.360 No, Florida.

01:15:05.920 I'm a fan of Georgia.

01:15:06.720 I'm in Florida, but I'm a fan of Georgia.

01:15:08.960 Yes, yes, yes.

01:15:09.720 Okay.

01:15:10.100 Got it.

01:15:10.460 What about you?

01:15:11.400 I don't have any.

01:15:13.060 Come on.

01:15:13.940 I don't have any.

01:15:14.700 You've never gone a blue check mark in your DMs?

01:15:19.120 Not to like do anything other than like business stuff.

01:15:24.320 I don't think I have any of them like, yo, let me get it.

01:15:28.720 Okay.

01:15:29.160 Got it.

01:15:29.640 Got it.

01:15:29.920 Got it.

01:15:30.660 Okay.

01:15:31.160 So I don't know why I wanted to even ask that.

01:15:36.600 Why ask?

01:15:37.700 I really want to know.

01:15:38.760 Please.

01:15:39.800 Well, you seemed a little frustrated with the dating marketplace.

01:15:46.660 That was my impression.

01:15:47.980 I'm not frustrated about it.

01:15:49.100 I just think I made a bad decision what I did back then.

01:15:53.320 I don't...

01:15:53.900 I just think...

01:15:54.480 What was the bad decision?

01:15:55.740 Giving guy money.

01:15:57.440 Oh, you paid him 20, was it?

01:15:59.880 20K?

01:16:00.260 20K.

01:16:00.740 20K.

01:16:02.260 Remind me.

01:16:02.960 And he blocked me like two days ago because I was crying and he said I was a manipulator.

01:16:07.520 This was recently?

01:16:08.660 Yeah.

01:16:09.200 You gave him 20K like a week ago?

01:16:11.020 It was not recently when I gave him money, a year ago.

01:16:12.980 But I lied to him for five months saying I was going to give him 5K if he gave me 1K

01:16:16.380 back and he gave me my 1K back.

01:16:18.300 Oh, so he gave you the 1K back and then you never gave him...

01:16:21.200 The money.

01:16:21.720 The 5K.

01:16:22.340 Yeah.

01:16:22.640 But you gave him 20K.

01:16:23.840 Yes.

01:16:24.340 So why is he mad?

01:16:25.500 Like, I'm like, what?

01:16:28.320 What was the deal with the...

01:16:31.500 I just liked really texting like horny men on like my phone a lot and just like, and be

01:16:37.580 like, you want content?

01:16:39.620 And it was just like fun.

01:16:40.860 And I would just tell them what they could get and it was just like easy and I was doing

01:16:43.820 my grind and then I was like, this is too much work.

01:16:46.160 I can't do this.

01:16:47.500 So let me just like do OnlyFans.

01:16:49.300 And then it was just like a lot of work and I stopped doing it.

01:16:51.980 Okay.

01:16:53.280 Got it.

01:16:54.440 Okay.

01:16:54.840 Now I'm just focusing on myself and doing good.

01:16:58.080 But you sent the guy to the 20K because you were just like super insane?

01:17:00.980 I was just literally just wanted to feel like he would fall in love with me just like giving

01:17:06.380 him attention and like spoiling someone.

01:17:08.780 My affection for love is spoiling someone.

01:17:11.100 So like if I'm in a relationship, I'll buy you a car.

01:17:13.820 Like if I'm in love with you.

01:17:15.660 Have you ever bought a guy a car?

01:17:16.980 No, 20K.

01:17:17.900 That's...

01:17:18.260 He didn't want a car.

01:17:19.080 So I gave him money instead.

01:17:20.020 How long were you talking to this guy?

01:17:22.040 For like a year.

01:17:23.800 A year?

01:17:24.320 And he has a girlfriend and his girlfriend knows.

01:17:26.840 And his girlfriend doesn't care because he spends the money on his girlfriend and lies

01:17:30.240 to me.

01:17:30.320 Landon?

01:17:30.860 Is it Landon?

01:17:31.600 No.

01:17:32.180 Not Landon?

01:17:32.840 It's not Landon Barker.

01:17:33.460 It's not a famous person.

01:17:34.440 It's just like a normal crackhead where I live at home. 0.51

01:17:37.180 A normal crackhead? 0.97

01:17:38.380 Yes, a normal crackhead. 0.81

01:17:39.600 A guy that literally is just like normal and like he works at McDonald's. 0.83

01:17:43.800 He's broke.

01:17:44.700 He's not hot.

01:17:45.900 It's just for fun messing around. 1.00

01:17:47.920 And I was a stupid idiot back then. 1.00

01:17:50.020 But like... 1.00

01:17:50.980 Stop the cap. 0.94

01:17:52.280 I'm not talking cap.

01:17:53.300 Come on.

01:17:54.180 He literally said to me like...

01:17:56.260 No, I was literally...

01:17:56.680 This is so true.

01:17:57.780 It is so true. 0.88

01:17:59.380 Why would I lie? 0.99

01:18:00.400 He's a crackhead who works at McDonald's. 0.99

01:18:02.760 It's true. 0.99

01:18:03.080 It's true.

01:18:04.040 He started doing drugs when I gave him money.

01:18:06.720 And he started doing coke, like perks, all these drugs.

01:18:10.760 And he literally ran out...

01:18:12.540 Like, I'm sorry if I'm yelling.

01:18:13.860 I'm so sorry.

01:18:15.200 Apology accepted.

01:18:16.120 Go ahead.

01:18:16.680 Okay.

01:18:17.180 But basically, I like yell because like I just get mad about the stuff that he did. 0.99

01:18:22.220 So like basically, he like ran across the football field when he was like on drugs, like drunk as fuck. 0.97

01:18:27.820 And then basically jumped out of his window after he got arrested. 0.97

01:18:30.560 And like then ran on the highway, just ran on the highway.

01:18:34.520 Was it just cocaine or was there methamphetamine too?

01:18:36.560 I don't know what it was, but he did all these drugs and bought and wasted all my money on drugs.

01:18:41.160 And now like he says he doesn't do drugs, but I don't believe anything he says because he called me a manipulator because I cried over it.

01:18:47.400 And this was a year ago that you were dating him?

01:18:49.120 Yeah, but I talked to him like three days ago and he blocked me because I was a manipulator because I cried to him because I wouldn't give him away 1K on the plane.

01:18:55.620 He was like, give me 1K now.

01:18:57.240 And I just was like crying.

01:18:58.520 He's like, you're a manipulator. 1.00

01:18:59.480 You're just a liar. 1.00

01:19:01.080 I'm like, why can you not just be happy with the money I gave you? 1.00

01:19:03.460 You have a girlfriend.

01:19:04.700 Like you're saying that you're going to move out with me if I give you 50K and like move out with me to Miami.

01:19:11.060 And he thinks that if he lives with me, I'm going to keep giving him money.

01:19:14.100 I'm not your sugar mommy.

01:19:16.440 That's how it is.

01:19:18.940 So he literally works at McDonald's.

01:19:22.600 Yeah, he works at McDonald's. 0.97

01:19:24.000 I just thought he was cute and like dumb, like as a little girl, just like thinking, oh, I don't want to like date a famous guy. 0.97

01:19:30.180 Actually, I don't like this guy. 0.97

01:19:31.540 All these other guys that want me.

01:19:33.240 I don't want them.

01:19:34.160 I want him because he doesn't want me.

01:19:36.040 It's like weird.

01:19:37.480 And he does cocaine.

01:19:39.340 He used to do drugs.

01:19:40.580 Used to do drugs. 0.96

01:19:41.720 He's a crackhead that works at McDonald's. 0.61

01:19:43.760 And I really hope he's watching this because I told him to watch it. 0.95

01:19:48.080 And have him block. 0.98

01:19:50.280 Okay.

01:19:50.720 Oh, he's blocked.

01:19:51.600 He's blocked and everything.

01:19:52.580 But I still think he would watch this stuff because like he's seeing me doing successful things and like modeling, making money.

01:19:59.700 And now he's going to probably come back and just be like, Meg, I'm so sorry.

01:20:05.220 I didn't mean any of that.

01:20:06.420 Like, oh, my gosh.

01:20:07.780 Like, where's my 1K?

01:20:09.940 Like, oh, my God. 1.00

01:20:11.100 Like, you're just a liar. 0.99

01:20:12.000 I just need money and I'm broke. 0.98

01:20:13.820 I'm like, no.

01:20:16.380 So are you still like into this guy?

01:20:18.780 No, I'm not into him at all.

01:20:20.740 I was into him five months ago.

01:20:22.360 And I stopped and I like started just talking to him for fun and just talk to other guys online.

01:20:27.160 Because like everyone like where I live is just like younger or like I'm not attracted to them and they're just fun as friends or they just want to hook up with me.

01:20:36.160 And I'm just like, no, I'm just trying to find somewhere where to go.

01:20:38.680 So, okay.

01:20:39.740 Have you dated a guy who works at Burger King by chance?

01:20:43.920 No.

01:20:45.140 No.

01:20:45.460 No.

01:20:45.900 Arby's?

01:20:46.560 No, just McDonald's.

01:20:47.960 Subway?

01:20:48.820 And probably Publix.

01:20:51.000 Like, stuff like that.

01:20:51.780 Normal stuff.

01:20:53.000 All the guys are usually that just hit me up.

01:20:55.180 The famous people, they just want to sleep with me and just like be friends and just not talk afterwards.

01:20:59.780 I know a guy who works at In-N-Out.

01:21:02.900 I know you're only in town for a little bit, but maybe I could link you two up.

01:21:06.220 Oh, my God.

01:21:06.700 In-N-Out.

01:21:07.140 Oh, my God.

01:21:07.540 Yeah, I'm so attracted.

01:21:08.440 Maybe.

01:21:08.720 No, it's not like that.

01:21:09.640 It's just the way someone acts. 1.00

01:21:10.980 He's just crazy. 1.00

01:21:11.880 If someone's crazy and like just shows like a lot of tension and just stupid, I just think they're so funny. 1.00

01:21:18.920 That's how I'm attracted to someone. 1.00

01:21:20.460 If they're crazy. 0.93

01:21:21.980 Wait, repeat it. 1.00

01:21:22.720 If they're crazy and stupid and just doing really stupid things, I'm just attracted to them. 1.00

01:21:27.600 Just because like I just think it's entertaining to watch someone do stupid things. 1.00

01:21:31.020 What? 1.00

01:21:33.540 Like are you talking about daredevil type shit or just, you know, like. 0.99

01:21:37.180 No, not daredevil. 0.99

01:21:38.280 Heroin.

01:21:38.680 I just like being entertaining or funny, have a laugh, like someone like that I can vibe with,

01:21:43.760 but like not a lot of people I can do that with because people are boring these days and they're just like,

01:21:48.160 oh, my God, you're so hot.

01:21:49.540 Like I just want to like, you're my girlfriend.

01:21:50.960 Like, no, I don't like that talk the whole entire time.

01:21:53.300 I like someone like that makes me laugh.

01:21:54.920 That makes you excited.

01:21:55.940 Yes.

01:21:56.100 Me too.

01:21:56.820 Okay.

01:21:57.260 Okay.

01:21:57.880 So you want someone to make you laugh to kind of keep you entertained and to excite you.

01:22:02.420 Yeah, so if I'm not entertained by you, I'm going to try to find someone else.

01:22:06.240 Okay.

01:22:06.420 Like I want someone to entertain me and like travel with me, do something with me.

01:22:09.880 I'm not the type of person just to lay in bed all day.

01:22:12.540 That's so boring.

01:22:13.980 Okay.

01:22:14.300 So you're not a homebody.

01:22:15.520 You want someone to.

01:22:17.020 Like keep doing stuff with me just for fun and travel the world and just like do whatever. 0.99

01:22:23.280 Basically, if you're crazy. 0.53

01:22:25.060 Chick-fil-A.

01:22:25.760 I think Chick-fil-A has some good. 0.99

01:22:27.200 That's gay people. 0.96

01:22:28.120 No, I would never date someone from Chick-fil-A. 1.00

01:22:30.120 Someone from Chick-fil-A is probably gay. 1.00

01:22:32.160 Like. 0.99

01:22:32.440 Wait, what?

01:22:33.200 Like someone like, I feel like people that work at like Chick-fil-A or Starbucks are literally

01:22:36.500 like not someone I would like to date.

01:22:39.880 That's not.

01:22:40.940 No.

01:22:42.180 Wait.

01:22:42.580 Wait, so they're also, also the same thing at Starbucks too?

01:22:48.020 Yeah.

01:22:48.340 People at Starbucks, most guys are feminine. 0.99

01:22:50.300 Like I don't try to be mean or anything, but I don't want to like, I don't like the guys

01:22:54.220 at Starbucks.

01:22:54.780 I would like a guy that like serves or a random guy.

01:22:57.120 Oh, okay.

01:22:57.760 Just like any guy.

01:22:58.740 I just don't think some of that Starbucks I would like to date because usually they're

01:23:02.680 not my type. 1.00

01:23:03.320 And if they are, it's someone that just wants to fuck. 1.00

01:23:05.420 And every guy just like wants to fuck. 1.00

01:23:07.120 Wait. 1.00

01:23:07.180 Hold on.

01:23:08.940 Dude, I love you.

01:23:10.220 Okay. 1.00

01:23:10.460 So the Starbucks guys just want to, just want to fuck. 1.00

01:23:15.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:15.580 Like there's every guy. 1.00

01:23:16.460 I just want to fuck. 1.00

01:23:17.720 I'm like, you just want to fuck. 1.00

01:23:18.960 You just want to fuck. 1.00

01:23:19.660 Cause like, that's how everyone is in like Florida. 0.99

01:23:21.460 Have you had any, have you had any, uh, good experiences with any other fast food establishments?

01:23:30.880 Any fast food establishments?

01:23:32.380 Like you said, Chick-fil-A and Starbucks is an L like Starbucks. 0.99

01:23:35.940 I love Starbucks and Chick-fil-A as their food place.

01:23:38.900 Love that.

01:23:39.560 Love it.

01:23:39.860 But like, but the dudes who work there, you wouldn't date them.

01:23:41.740 The dudes that work there, L. 0.98

01:23:43.400 Because like, no, I just don't feel like I could be in a relationship with someone that

01:23:48.740 like works there.

01:23:49.720 I have to be in a relationship with someone that like.

01:23:52.160 Like a surfer boy.

01:23:52.780 Is not, not a surfer guy.

01:23:54.600 Oh, I thought, wait, I thought you said.

01:23:55.780 I like surfer guys, but they have to also have a side job, like know what they're doing

01:23:59.100 and making more money than just a drive-thru place.

01:24:01.860 Okay.

01:24:02.580 Yeah.

01:24:03.400 All right.

01:24:03.940 Interesting.

01:24:05.820 Specifications.

01:24:07.180 Yes.

01:24:07.860 Yes.

01:24:08.100 Sorry.

01:24:08.400 It's a lot, but like, I don't want to just date someone that's like a random like person

01:24:12.520 that just got out of high school and is that like a drive-thru place.

01:24:15.260 I want someone to like know what I'm doing and respect what I'm doing and like, know

01:24:20.180 exactly what.

01:24:21.720 Okay.

01:24:22.140 Can I ask a question?

01:24:22.700 Yeah.

01:24:22.880 What's your preferred age that you usually go for in a guy?

01:24:27.040 In a guy, basically a year younger, like 19, two years younger, or like 24, it can go

01:24:35.780 up to 19 to 24.

01:24:37.320 What's too old for you?

01:24:38.980 Like 30.

01:24:40.400 30?

01:24:40.940 Yeah.

01:24:41.460 That's when they get fun.

01:24:42.660 No, I need a guy that stacks.

01:24:45.440 That's like first, like, I can't do 30 first because I feel like I'm 21 when I'm like 23,

01:24:51.220 30.

01:24:51.940 Not right now.

01:24:52.880 I first have to have fun.

01:24:54.000 I just turned 21.

01:24:55.060 They finally get out of their F boy phase when they're like in that age though.

01:25:00.820 Then you don't have to deal with all the stuff you're talking about.

01:25:03.500 None of that happens.

01:25:04.560 I'm not really attracted to guys that like have a bunch of facial hair, most likely.

01:25:10.620 A lot of guys shaped that are older.

01:25:12.820 I think you and I have like polar opposite types.

01:25:15.440 I'm just realizing.

01:25:16.580 Yes, we do.

01:25:17.860 Then do you like, which part do you like older or younger?

01:25:21.200 Who do you like more to be around with?

01:25:22.540 Like attractive is like younger, but like older people to be around with more.

01:25:27.380 Okay.

01:25:27.560 Like by like the way they act, you know?

01:25:29.460 So, okay.

01:25:32.980 So, I'm very interested.

01:25:34.320 No, it's good.

01:25:34.520 I'm weird.

01:25:35.080 No, it's good.

01:25:35.820 I enjoy it.

01:25:37.220 So, okay.

01:25:37.620 We have, let me get the rest of these super chats here.

01:25:39.900 So, did we do, wait, did we do this one?

01:25:44.580 Yeah.

01:25:45.300 Okay.

01:25:47.860 Yeah.

01:25:48.840 All right.

01:25:51.820 Okay.

01:25:52.280 Everyday Edgar 20 on the Soap Chat, can you please elaborate on how you committed marriage

01:25:55.620 fraud and defrauded the United States military?

01:25:57.880 Fascinating bonus.

01:25:58.980 Have them guess each other's weights from right to right to right.

01:26:01.620 We're not going to do that last one.

01:26:02.800 And I mean, unless they want to, but.

01:26:04.820 That's a toxic question.

01:26:06.620 Ew.

01:26:07.300 Straight to right.

01:26:07.540 It was for love, right?

01:26:08.860 It's.

01:26:09.300 It's for love.

01:26:09.800 Yeah.

01:26:10.320 We are madly in love with each other.

01:26:12.980 We are madly in love with each other.

01:26:15.140 Wait.

01:26:15.320 Are you guys still married or?

01:26:16.600 Yeah.

01:26:17.060 It's not fraud.

01:26:18.020 Okay.

01:26:18.240 Everybody, I can, if you're not in the military, it probably sounds like fraud.

01:26:23.320 If you have served and or are currently serving, you would know that 90% of the military does

01:26:27.820 that.

01:26:28.120 There are straight men married to each other so they could have apartments instead of the 0.99

01:26:32.060 barracks.

01:26:32.760 Yeah.

01:26:33.340 It's a very common practice in the military.

01:26:35.220 It's not fraud.

01:26:36.060 Can I have you just tilt the microphone down ever so slightly?

01:26:39.260 Perfect.

01:26:39.800 Perfect.

01:26:40.520 So while you, you said you were stationed where again?

01:26:43.840 Fort Drum, New York.

01:26:44.700 Fort Drum, New York.

01:26:45.920 Did you, besides your husband, but you guys were just friends, right?

01:26:50.160 Like just friends.

01:26:50.840 We had never even touched each other.

01:26:52.500 Like it was.

01:26:52.940 Okay.

01:26:53.300 I think we kissed on the wedding day.

01:26:55.200 Okay.

01:26:55.680 Wow.

01:26:56.320 Did you.

01:26:57.620 Exhilarating.

01:26:58.400 Did you date any military guys while you were in?

01:27:00.460 No.

01:27:01.060 No military guys.

01:27:02.160 Really?

01:27:02.560 Don't do that.

01:27:03.740 No.

01:27:04.440 Don't do that.

01:27:05.300 What about a country guy?

01:27:06.280 Don't do that one either.

01:27:08.120 Okay.

01:27:09.300 Huh.

01:27:09.820 Okay.

01:27:10.960 Did you date at all while you were in the military?

01:27:13.660 Maybe not a military guy, but.

01:27:15.320 Honestly, obviously it doesn't look like it, but I am like a very masculine person when

01:27:19.800 it comes to personality traits.

01:27:21.320 So it's like, I get along with men more as friends than, like I said, I do mostly solo

01:27:25.560 and girl, girl content.

01:27:26.600 Like I obviously am half straight, but like most, most men, once they know me are like

01:27:32.660 homie.

01:27:33.580 Okay.

01:27:34.400 Like that's a bro.

01:27:35.800 Okay.

01:27:36.080 Rather than like, oh my God.

01:27:38.200 It's like, they can all vouch that I am not that feminine.

01:27:42.300 I've heard that, that women in the military have like such an abundance of dating options. 1.00

01:27:48.080 Like it's insane.

01:27:49.680 Cause there's, there's so few.

01:27:52.200 It's like you just shoved a bunch of dudes that didn't want to go to college and gave

01:27:56.780 them a bunch of weapons.

01:27:57.940 And it was like, rah, here's a crayon.

01:28:01.120 Rah.

01:28:04.820 Okay.

01:28:06.200 Most men in the military.

01:28:07.520 I'm not saying that's all men.

01:28:08.800 They eat crayons.

01:28:09.360 Clearly you cannot group every single man in the military into one person, but like meatheads.

01:28:14.260 They really generally refer to military men as meatheads. 0.94

01:28:18.240 They want to be big and strong and stab something with a knife. 0.99

01:28:21.660 Okay. 0.98

01:28:22.500 I thought it was the Marines that were the crayon eaters.

01:28:25.000 Okay.

01:28:25.240 Yeah.

01:28:25.600 The Marines too.

01:28:26.300 But I spent most of my time with the Marines.

01:28:27.940 My husband was a Marine.

01:28:29.280 Okay.

01:28:29.740 Oh, right.

01:28:30.200 Right.

01:28:30.540 Okay.

01:28:30.820 When I was stationed in the army, I still hang out with the army.

01:28:32.500 They act the same.

01:28:33.240 I would say army and Marines, Marines train harder.

01:28:36.160 Might get paid less.

01:28:36.820 Yeah.

01:28:37.560 Yeah.

01:28:38.260 Similar personality types between the branches.

01:28:40.580 All right. 0.72

01:28:40.900 So you know how to shoot a gun. 0.97

01:28:42.400 Yes. 0.64

01:28:42.860 Do you own a gun?

01:28:43.100 I was shooting a gun way before I joined the military.

01:28:44.800 Oh, before the military.

01:28:45.220 I was a farmer.

01:28:45.900 I milked cows for like 17 years.

01:28:48.440 Okay.

01:28:48.680 Then I was in the army.

01:28:49.160 Farm girl.

01:28:49.760 And then all of a sudden I was like only fans.

01:28:51.840 You moved cows?

01:28:53.380 I milked cows.

01:28:54.100 Oh, milked cows.

01:28:56.300 Wait, can we get a little demo?

01:28:58.420 Eric, can you hide the super chat?

01:29:00.440 Can you show us a demo of your technique?

01:29:02.000 Well, there's obviously four udders.

01:29:03.220 And then you take two different dips.

01:29:04.320 You dip them to condition them.

01:29:05.720 Wipe them off.

01:29:06.260 Dip them to wash them.

01:29:07.200 Wipe them off.

01:29:07.800 Dip them to condition again.

01:29:09.080 Wipe them off.

01:29:09.760 We had automatic ones because we had like 800 cows on our farm.

01:29:13.180 But so what is the technique?

01:29:14.920 If you want to do it by hand, you go to the top and you grab it like this.

01:29:17.860 And then you twist down and you move your wrist with it.

01:29:19.900 And you'll feel the pressure come out.

01:29:21.920 That looks so wrong.

01:29:23.980 Of course.

01:29:24.800 I'm trained.

01:29:26.300 That's how you milk a cow. 1.00

01:29:28.900 Professional milker over here.

01:29:30.080 All right.

01:29:30.680 Come on, milk my cow. 1.00

01:29:32.840 Milk me, mommy. 0.68

01:29:34.520 Mommy, milk me. 1.00

01:29:35.840 Milk me. 0.99

01:29:36.380 I'm so horny. 1.00

01:29:37.600 I get bitches from it. 1.00

01:29:40.080 All right. 0.98

01:29:40.460 We have Bernito Sandriguez.

01:29:42.520 Thank you for the super chat, man.

01:29:43.620 Appreciate it.

01:29:44.360 A lot of these panels comprised of OF models have similarities with each other.

01:29:48.080 You have the proud narcissistic manipulator, the homewrecker, and the one dressed as an Overwatch

01:29:52.680 character get right with your dads. 0.93

01:29:55.960 Do you guys want to respond to Bernito?

01:29:57.660 You heard the dad's story.

01:29:59.900 So I think you get why it popped out like this.

01:30:03.920 But cosplaying is fun.

01:30:07.220 You know, you can hate on it if you want.

01:30:08.900 But there's a lot of people who buy it.

01:30:11.180 So thank you.

01:30:13.460 And we have Mr. Cappadocia.

01:30:15.460 Thank you for the $20 soup chat.

01:30:16.460 Appreciate it, man. 1.00

01:30:17.020 Coward is the male equivalent of the insult slut. 1.00

01:30:20.560 Never heard that one. 1.00

01:30:21.400 Think about it.

01:30:22.060 In either case, it's an example of a failure to be successful in their expected gender role. 1.00

01:30:31.260 Okay.

01:30:31.640 I could see that.

01:30:33.000 I could see that.

01:30:35.360 Yeah.

01:30:35.780 By the way, do you guys think that there's a double standard, an unjustified double standard 0.99

01:30:40.420 when it comes to like a woman who sleeps with a lot of guys, she's viewed as a slut. 1.00

01:30:44.700 But a guy who sleeps with a lot of women, he's viewed as a slut. 1.00

01:30:47.380 That's extremely common. 1.00

01:30:48.800 Absolutely.

01:30:49.880 Well, it's common, but you think it's wrong.

01:30:52.060 Yeah.

01:30:52.420 Yeah, it is wrong because they think it's okay. 1.00

01:30:54.340 I don't think you should be worried about what's going on in a girl's pussy. 1.00

01:30:56.840 How is it fair at all? 1.00

01:30:58.660 Well, there's all kinds of double standards, I would say.

01:31:01.580 But some that benefit men, some that benefit women.

01:31:04.360 But what one's better?

01:31:05.240 Well, the chief reason I think the double standard exists is because it's incredibly easy for

01:31:10.920 women to get laid, and it's rather difficult for men to get laid. 0.78

01:31:14.560 No, that's not true because like guys just like when they're drunk, they're hanging out 0.99

01:31:18.040 with other drunk people, and then they just like get together and fuck whoever. 0.91

01:31:22.060 And they both do it because basically my best friend made out with my boyfriend in front 0.99

01:31:26.260 of my face, and I slapped the fuck out of her, and I'm not friends with her anymore. 0.98

01:31:29.540 Wait, your best friend made out with your boyfriend? 1.00

01:31:32.940 Yeah.

01:31:33.440 But okay, I mean, look, the exceptions don't make the rule.

01:31:35.980 Generally speaking, for most men, it's rather difficult to get laid.

01:31:39.260 Whereas, take the average man.

01:31:43.020 It's very difficult for the average guy to get laid, whereas average women, it's incredibly 1.00

01:31:46.780 easy.

01:31:47.160 Okay, yeah, it's probably hard if they're like begging and if that's all they want because

01:31:50.620 like guys are just horny these days.

01:31:52.540 So like I feel like it is harder if they like act like they are just wanting that.

01:31:59.800 Like if they're just wanting to like get with the girl, because like most girls are there

01:32:03.520 just to have fun.

01:32:04.420 Like I feel like that's how I am.

01:32:07.240 Are you talking about like bars and nightclubs and whatnot?

01:32:10.640 Yeah.

01:32:11.280 Well, why don't we go around the table on this?

01:32:12.860 So, okay, the double standard, it's, you know, women are judged if they sleep with a lot 0.85

01:32:18.800 of men, whereas men are kind of big upped if they sleep with a lot of women. 1.00

01:32:24.580 Do you object to this double standard?

01:32:26.960 We'll start with you. 0.88

01:32:30.120 The word slut to me just doesn't exist, to be honest. 1.00

01:32:33.140 Like I feel like unless you're actively trying to have sex with this girl, are you the pussy 1.00

01:32:37.220 police? 1.00

01:32:37.640 Why do you care what goes in and out of her? 0.99

01:32:40.620 At what time?

01:32:42.060 With how many?

01:32:43.740 Like, just like a dude.

01:32:44.700 It's like, if you're not trying to like date this man, why do you care how many people

01:32:48.280 he's sleeping with?

01:32:49.360 How many he does what? 1.00

01:32:50.380 Like that, that's not your dick. 1.00

01:32:51.820 That's not your coochie. 1.00

01:32:52.700 Why are you so mad about it?

01:32:55.180 That's how I personally feel about those words.

01:32:57.240 It's like, I don't think that should be even a statement.

01:32:59.440 Like, why do you care so much about what that girl is doing with her coochie? 1.00

01:33:04.440 Okay. 0.99

01:33:05.320 That's how I feel about the word slut.

01:33:07.080 Like, I don't think it should even be a thing.

01:33:08.700 Well, I'm talking more so, not so much about like someone specifically being

01:33:12.760 promiscuous or having a high body count, for example.

01:33:15.380 I'm speaking more so about the double standard that exists.

01:33:19.420 I think either way, like, I don't think the double standard should exist.

01:33:23.400 Do what you want.

01:33:24.680 Okay.

01:33:25.420 I don't think it should exist.

01:33:26.640 Well, I feel like, basically, I like, would get like mad about that.

01:33:32.540 But like, I honestly just like, don't care these days.

01:33:35.520 Because I will literally like, if that happens to me, I just like, don't care.

01:33:39.740 Because I'm, I know I'm not a slut.

01:33:41.680 And I don't sleep with anyone. 0.94

01:33:42.760 So like, but people like, are like, they're not as like a whore, like the guy. 0.95

01:33:47.560 And I know they are. 0.84

01:33:48.600 I know they are myself.

01:33:49.600 So I don't really care.

01:33:52.520 I think it's messed up.

01:33:54.100 I don't agree with it at all.

01:33:56.200 You know, do what you want.

01:33:57.620 If, like she said, if you're not actively trying to, you know, be in a relationship with someone,

01:34:02.720 it really shouldn't be your business.

01:34:04.460 And we don't have a word to call men. 0.99

01:34:06.700 They can call us a slut. 0.99

01:34:07.760 What is our word for you? 1.00

01:34:08.960 Fuck boy. 1.00

01:34:09.200 We have a word. 1.00

01:34:09.540 He's a coward. 1.00

01:34:10.700 Well, fuck boy. 1.00

01:34:11.300 I just call them broke. 1.00

01:34:12.440 I'm like, honestly, don't care. 1.00

01:34:13.380 But I feel like slut, whore, there's a lot of other words that are just so degrading. 0.98

01:34:18.280 And we don't have anything to say about them like that. 0.99

01:34:21.140 About men?

01:34:21.660 Oh, F boy. 1.00

01:34:22.220 Fuck boy, yeah. 1.00

01:34:22.860 Fuck boy is a derogatory. 1.00

01:34:24.260 They take that as a compliment most of the time. 1.00

01:34:27.320 They think that's a compliment.

01:34:28.860 They think that's a compliment.

01:34:29.740 It's cool when they do it.

01:34:30.800 It's a problem when we do it.

01:34:32.140 It's like a one-up for them.

01:34:32.740 So it's just weird.

01:34:33.980 I don't understand why that's there.

01:34:36.080 You know, and with girls, too, like if you're bisexual, like most, you don't care like how 1.00

01:34:40.980 many people, like I'm not going around calling girls like a slut. 0.97

01:34:44.660 That's not my problem. 0.51

01:34:45.840 No, it has nothing to do with me. 0.99

01:34:47.820 I call them a slut basically if they cheat on someone else and I like the same man and I'll 1.00

01:34:53.780 take a video of the girl making out with a different guy and show it to him because 0.99

01:34:58.400 I like that guy.

01:34:59.220 I will be like that.

01:35:00.140 That's just exposing.

01:35:01.260 I would expose someone.

01:35:03.360 Okay.

01:35:04.060 Your thoughts?

01:35:04.920 I can see the controversy in like both sides of it and I can see why the men do it.

01:35:09.520 That's kind of been a long time thing.

01:35:11.340 Like that's always been around. 0.98

01:35:12.720 That's always how it's been for like the girls is you get called a slut if you have a 1.00

01:35:16.860 lot of sex, which I get where it came from. 0.98

01:35:19.420 I get all of that.

01:35:20.600 I don't think it should be something that's mattered as much at all.

01:35:25.480 Like I feel it should be the same on both sides.

01:35:27.960 I see both viewpoints, but it's just like you do it.

01:35:31.880 We do it.

01:35:33.160 We are if you're not mature enough to kind of realize that, then maybe you shouldn't 1.00

01:35:37.520 be having sex and calling girl sluts. 0.99

01:35:41.060 Nice. 1.00

01:35:42.020 I don't think it really does matter, but if the dude is like having sex with everybody

01:35:46.420 that you know, like if you're in a town and they're just having sex with every single

01:35:49.940 girl that you know, and then everybody knows that they're having sex with them, and then 1.00

01:35:53.500 it's like, yeah, like you're trying to be a hoe. 0.99

01:35:56.160 That's how it just seems like girl or boy.

01:35:58.280 Yeah.

01:35:59.000 Like if you know them, then I'm.

01:36:01.840 Yeah, I think it's just messed up how girls are looked down on a little more than boys

01:36:05.480 about the whole sex thing.

01:36:07.360 Like girls are supposed to not have sex with guys while guys can go out and just do whatever

01:36:11.400 they want.

01:36:11.840 It just doesn't make sense to me, so I think it should be changed or looked at a little

01:36:16.300 differently.

01:36:16.840 I think it should be more equal.

01:36:19.700 I definitely object to it.

01:36:21.280 I mean, it's why should I deny myself pleasure just because you want this for yourself, you

01:36:28.040 know, like you want me to have a low body count, so I should say no to something I want to

01:36:32.780 do, have fun with, all that stuff just because you want me.

01:36:36.180 Because you're insecure.

01:36:37.360 Yeah.

01:36:37.620 Because you're insecure.

01:36:39.160 Yeah.

01:36:39.340 Well, do you guys think it's insecurity if a guy cares about a woman's body count?

01:36:45.020 I think it.

01:36:45.540 Yes.

01:36:46.080 Yes.

01:36:46.400 I think it plays a huge role in insecurity.

01:36:48.360 A hundred percent.

01:36:48.620 Here, we'll just go around the table really quick.

01:36:50.020 Start with you.

01:36:50.400 Go ahead.

01:36:51.300 I think it can definitely play a big role in insecurity, to be honest.

01:36:54.900 I don't know.

01:36:56.120 Like personally, I don't do relationships.

01:36:59.040 Like I said, so it never really mattered to me.

01:37:00.960 I just don't like.

01:37:02.480 You don't do relationships.

01:37:04.020 No.

01:37:04.320 But do you like hook up with guys?

01:37:05.520 No.

01:37:06.560 So you don't.

01:37:07.060 Are you ace?

01:37:08.140 Asexual?

01:37:08.980 For the last like eight months.

01:37:10.300 Yeah.

01:37:10.840 Okay.

01:37:11.340 Me and my little pink vibrator are getting it.

01:37:13.940 We're doing awesome.

01:37:15.540 Best relationship I've ever been in.

01:37:19.160 So like, what was the question again?

01:37:21.280 The question is, do you think it's insecure?

01:37:23.220 Because she mentioned insecurity.

01:37:24.360 Do you think it's insecure if a guy cares about a woman's body count?

01:37:27.060 Yeah.

01:37:27.220 I think it's insecure, but most of the time guys just like lie.

01:37:30.480 So like, I know it's just a lie.

01:37:32.480 What do you mean?

01:37:33.640 They lie because they're insecure that their body count's so high.

01:37:36.420 No, no.

01:37:36.720 I mean, do you think it's insecure for a guy to care about a woman's body count?

01:37:40.640 Oh, woman's body count. 1.00

01:37:41.420 Yes.

01:37:41.960 Yeah.

01:37:42.100 I think it is insecure because like, why would you care?

01:37:45.360 Like she had like a different relationship with someone else before you maybe like, I don't

01:37:49.740 understand that.

01:37:50.460 Sure.

01:37:51.340 What about you?

01:37:51.780 Yeah, I think it's pretty insecure.

01:37:53.660 I personally don't have a high body count, but I don't care if you do.

01:37:57.560 I would actually prefer a guy to have a high body count so he knows what he's doing in bed and he's done everything and knows exactly what he wants and has experience because I don't personally, unless, you know, you teach me.

01:38:10.540 So I prefer him to have a high body count.

01:38:13.180 I don't think that should be anything that's an issue between relationships, but I think it's definitely an insecurity if they're projecting that on you.

01:38:21.780 Okay.

01:38:22.940 Obviously, yes.

01:38:25.060 Yeah, you already said it.

01:38:26.580 What about you guys?

01:38:28.140 I don't think they should care.

01:38:29.700 I think that would be an insecurity.

01:38:31.180 So, okay, men should not care.

01:38:32.480 You think it's insecurity.

01:38:33.400 What about you?

01:38:35.080 I really don't know what to say on this because I personally care.

01:38:39.460 Like if a guy has a high body count, it kind of does bother me.

01:38:43.380 Sure.

01:38:43.840 I don't think about it, but I'm not going to not talk to him or anything just because of that.

01:38:47.620 You know, it's not going to be a reason why I'm like, I can't talk to you because you have 18 bodies.

01:38:52.220 You know, like it's not a huge thing, but it does bother me a little.

01:38:56.260 Okay.

01:38:57.140 I don't know if I'd say it's insecurity.

01:38:59.220 I would say it's definitely selfishness.

01:39:02.160 Like just saying, like I said, why should you care what I do yet if you have a high body count or whatever?

01:39:08.080 Um, so I wouldn't really say it's insecurity, but there's something wrong with it.

01:39:14.600 It's selfish for a girl or excuse me.

01:39:17.580 It's selfish for a guy to have a preference for a girl with a low body count.

01:39:22.860 It's selfish for anyone to, to like care.

01:39:25.980 Yeah.

01:39:26.300 Basically to care.

01:39:27.740 I'm like care if your body counts like high or low because like you're just like insecure.

01:39:32.720 Yeah.

01:39:32.920 I mean, I do understand why they would care.

01:39:35.060 I mean, there is obviously safety, there's health stuff.

01:39:38.100 Yeah.

01:39:38.580 Um, which I, like I said, totally yet, but if it's all done, yeah, if it's done safely,

01:39:44.900 if it's done and like, there's some people who are like, I don't want a girl with a body

01:39:49.680 count over two, like dude, she's not living then.

01:39:52.700 Like, yeah, she's not living.

01:39:56.000 Yeah.

01:39:56.220 I mean, yeah, there's a few maybe there's people that are just young.

01:40:01.680 All right.

01:40:02.420 So, okay.

01:40:03.280 Wrong.

01:40:03.820 Wow.

01:40:04.160 No, it's haram.

01:40:08.220 Wrong. 1.00

01:40:09.080 Or like whore. 1.00

01:40:10.260 Wrong. 1.00

01:40:10.740 Like a whore and it's wrong. 1.00

01:40:13.280 No, haram. 1.00

01:40:15.060 The Arabic, I think, right?

01:40:17.100 Arabic?

01:40:17.700 Um, okay.

01:40:18.300 So.

01:40:19.160 I didn't know it either.

01:40:20.400 Don't worry.

01:40:21.080 What you guys call insecurity, I call having a boundary.

01:40:25.660 Okay.

01:40:26.920 But what is the boundary?

01:40:28.440 Because I, what if the roles are reversed?

01:40:30.420 I, if a girl had a preference for a guy with, who wasn't promiscuous or who had a low body

01:40:36.860 count, I think that's totally fine.

01:40:38.240 Yeah.

01:40:39.100 I think it's fine.

01:40:40.080 I think it happens to be the case that women care far less than men about either current

01:40:45.500 or past promiscuity.

01:40:46.560 But if, if that was a woman's thing, she was like, maybe she was a bit, she had a low body 1.00

01:40:52.200 count herself and she was like, Hey, I don't want to get with a player. 1.00

01:40:55.160 I want to just get in with a nice guy that isn't going to probably just fucking chuck me.

01:41:00.160 I want a guy who's maybe more interested in a long-term relationship.

01:41:02.480 And she might look at a guy who has a low body count as a metric for, he's maybe more

01:41:08.640 likely to commit to me.

01:41:10.080 And I think guys certainly feel the same way.

01:41:13.720 So I'll tell, I mean, I'll tell you my, I'm, I'm a, you guys are, well, I'm, I'm a bit

01:41:22.300 alone on this one here at the table, so don't jump in on me here.

01:41:27.180 But, uh, yeah, I think, I think body count matters.

01:41:30.860 I think body count matters.

01:41:32.240 And for you, what do you consider a high or low body count?

01:41:35.380 What would you prefer?

01:41:36.200 It depends what her age is.

01:41:37.680 Why does the age matter?

01:41:39.660 What's a high body count for someone 21?

01:41:42.120 Well, high body count at 21.

01:41:44.620 Like if you're age 21 for a girl, like what's a high body count? 0.93

01:41:48.360 Like out here for you, not like for like.

01:41:51.060 Well, California is like a failed society, but, um.

01:41:53.920 Not counting California, counting like yourself. 0.92

01:41:55.980 Well, I think the West and the U S in general is kind of a failed society.

01:41:59.180 But, um, honestly, like, and some guys in the chat are probably gonna say, Brian, even

01:42:04.300 that's too high.

01:42:04.940 But I think at 21 over 10 is definitely an eyebrow raise.

01:42:10.140 Wow.

01:42:10.760 Over 10 is an eyebrow raise.

01:42:13.340 And honestly, do you, do you specify by girls or guys?

01:42:16.200 Like, would you be mad at a girl if she had hooked up with say like 20 girls and two

01:42:20.080 guys, would that bother you more or less?

01:42:22.560 It's not that I'm mad.

01:42:24.020 It's just like a preference.

01:42:25.180 Like if, uh, if I find out that a girl's like been really promiscuous or I'll get to that. 0.97

01:42:30.420 If I find out that a girl either was or is promiscuous, it's just like, as someone who

01:42:35.320 val, like, I'm not interested in just myself.

01:42:37.360 I'm not interested in just running through a bunch of girls. 0.54

01:42:40.320 Like I value having a partner and like having a continuity in a relationship.

01:42:44.880 So I'm going to look at that.

01:42:46.200 If someone's just had a ton of partners, I'm going to think either, why didn't the guys

01:42:49.720 want to stick around?

01:42:50.440 Or why didn't she pick around?

01:42:51.740 It says something about either something, what she's looking for, or it's kind of a reflection

01:42:56.520 on, on her.

01:42:57.880 And you mentioned the STD risk.

01:43:00.100 There's certainly an STD risk.

01:43:01.800 Um, dating is hard enough as it is. 0.60

01:43:03.460 I'm not like trying to fucking handicap myself by getting herpes and then it's hard enough 0.99

01:43:08.540 like fucking dating. 0.99

01:43:09.320 And then, oh, I have to disclose. 0.99

01:43:10.720 Like, that's just, I don't want that to be fucking thrown into the thing.

01:43:15.640 And, um, and it's just, I mean, there's a other reasons.

01:43:19.760 What was your question though?

01:43:21.200 I don't remember.

01:43:22.180 I think you're asking why does it matter or what was like, what, what are your reasons?

01:43:26.720 Like, why is that your boundary?

01:43:28.060 Can you elaborate on why you have a certain cutoff and what makes you.

01:43:33.460 Like turned off by anything over that?

01:43:35.920 Well, I mean, I, I completely understand where you're coming from a hundred percent.

01:43:39.080 Like your feelings are completely valid, but just if you could elaborate a little bit more

01:43:43.220 on your own personal feeling.

01:43:44.800 Yeah.

01:43:44.980 And first I would just start off by saying, I don't, I don't have a double standard on

01:43:48.340 it insofar as if a woman's standard was also, I'd prefer to not date a guy who has 0.90

01:43:53.640 a high body count.

01:43:54.520 I think that's fine.

01:43:55.740 I think that's fine too.

01:43:56.640 Yeah.

01:43:56.780 Yeah.

01:43:57.220 So I would say, um, let's see.

01:44:00.360 So there's a couple of reasons, a couple of reasons.

01:44:03.600 So one, the STD thing, if someone's promiscuous or has been promiscuous, then there's a greater

01:44:09.360 likelihood that they have an STD and some STDs are asymptomatic or you don't know.

01:44:13.780 Also like, I'm, I'm not like sleeping out.

01:44:17.600 I don't have a roster.

01:44:18.700 It doesn't, it doesn't interest me.

01:44:20.160 I'm very focused on my business.

01:44:21.500 I, I don't want the headache of dealing with like five chicks. 1.00

01:44:25.160 Um, so I would want reciprocity there too.

01:44:30.500 I know that that's certainly not the, the dating meta.

01:44:33.400 Like most people nowadays are dating multiple people at the same time.

01:44:38.080 That's just gross.

01:44:39.160 I can't even find one.

01:44:39.880 Well, that's the thing.

01:44:40.600 I'm married though.

01:44:41.420 And neither one, this is crazy for us.

01:44:43.240 Yeah.

01:44:43.440 Neither one of us have asked for each other's body counts.

01:44:46.020 That's just something that's not known in our relationship at all.

01:44:49.740 And like, does it bother us if we know it could probably alter the whole relationship.

01:44:55.620 If you're, if you knew or if your husband knew, it would play an impact on it.

01:45:00.080 Maybe a little closer to the mind.

01:45:01.500 It would, it could play an impact.

01:45:02.620 Like, sure.

01:45:03.700 It's just something we've never wanted to answer about that.

01:45:06.340 Neither of you have wanted to answer it.

01:45:08.000 Neither one have wanted to answer the question.

01:45:09.480 Okay.

01:45:09.780 So do you think your husband has a high body count?

01:45:11.980 Absolutely.

01:45:12.740 Absolutely.

01:45:13.320 Okay.

01:45:13.920 Okay.

01:45:14.480 I know my boyfriend does.

01:45:15.740 Well, I guess to me, it's just kind of like the, it's, it's like, and this might come

01:45:21.840 off as a bit crass.

01:45:23.220 It might come off as a bit crass, but the thought of sleeping with a girl who's simultaneously 0.98

01:45:28.320 sleeping with another guy to me is just disgusting. 1.00

01:45:32.160 The thought of having sex with a girl. 1.00

01:45:34.620 I can agree with that. 0.99

01:45:35.760 But, but that's how people move.

01:45:37.340 But I could agree.

01:45:38.200 Like, that's how people move.

01:45:39.520 Right.

01:45:39.780 Like people are hooking up with like multiple people at the same time.

01:45:42.600 Oh, absolutely.

01:45:43.000 The hookup culture right now is insane.

01:45:44.860 Like, yeah.

01:45:45.620 Look, I think you should be free to do whatever you want.

01:45:48.020 I'm not trying to like control anybody, but just for me personally, like if I, if I was 0.98

01:45:52.900 about to have sex with a girl and then she fucked a guy like three hours before, like 0.99

01:45:57.540 to me, that's gross. 1.00

01:45:58.500 I mean, that'd be gross too. 0.81

01:45:59.080 It's disgusting. 1.00

01:45:59.160 If I was about to suck a guy's dick and there's already another pussy on it, that'd be gross 1.00

01:46:02.400 as fuck too. 1.00

01:46:02.860 Right. 1.00

01:46:02.920 And I'm sure girls might feel the same way.

01:46:04.480 That's grossest stories. 0.98

01:46:05.080 Of course.

01:46:05.520 If you want to hear.

01:46:07.100 Don't, don't.

01:46:07.740 Okay.

01:46:08.140 Let's hear it.

01:46:09.000 No, let's hear it.

01:46:09.860 Go ahead.

01:46:10.980 Okay.

01:46:11.780 Do you guys really want to hear?

01:46:13.220 Actually, it might like disgust you.

01:46:14.700 Yeah, go for it.

01:46:15.280 Everyone here, if you don't want to hear about period blood, leave.

01:46:19.460 Okay. 0.99

01:46:20.460 So you, you fucked a guy on your period? 1.00

01:46:22.140 No, it's not that. 0.99

01:46:23.520 It's just like, I've had two guys eat me out on my period in the same day and they didn't

01:46:27.640 know and they said they couldn't taste anything. 0.99

01:46:29.280 I thought it was funny as fuck. 0.98

01:46:31.680 On the same day? 0.99

01:46:32.680 Yeah.

01:46:33.020 On the same day.

01:46:33.640 Wait, two guys ate you out on the same day and you were on your period?

01:46:36.500 Yeah.

01:46:36.800 Yeah.

01:46:37.640 At different times, right?

01:46:38.980 At different houses.

01:46:39.720 Yes, at different times.

01:46:40.900 At different times.

01:46:41.720 At different times.

01:46:42.120 Key word there, at different times.

01:46:43.760 Okay.

01:46:44.620 No, I just went to one house and then I was, this guy was just like, I'm your boyfriend.

01:46:47.820 I was just trying to get over my ex in and then I did that and that didn't work and

01:46:51.280 I don't usually hook up with people.

01:46:52.540 I just like, did it for fun because I was on my period and horny.

01:46:56.560 It's a funny story though, because like, why could you say you couldn't taste that?

01:47:00.280 Like, you can taste blood, like, sweetie.

01:47:03.520 Like, it doesn't taste just like nothing.

01:47:05.960 Get to me out of here.

01:47:07.620 Okay.

01:47:09.340 You asked for it.

01:47:10.840 I tried to warn you.

01:47:11.820 I told you you don't want to hear about it, but you asked for it.

01:47:13.920 I tried to warn you.

01:47:14.820 Yeah, I did ask.

01:47:16.600 Okay.

01:47:16.840 So you, you saw two guys in a 24 hour period.

01:47:21.080 Have you, have you ever seen or like hooked up with more than two guys in a 24 hour period?

01:47:26.460 And just two guys in the same room, but like, I just jumped bed to bed, but I never have

01:47:30.340 three. 0.99

01:47:34.560 Wait, it was, it was like a frat house or some shit.

01:47:37.160 No, I just had like guys, like three guys over and just like made out with two different 0.82

01:47:41.240 ones and pretend to like both of them and manipulate both of them at the same time.

01:47:44.980 You had three guys over at your house?

01:47:47.860 At my hotel in Atlanta.

01:47:49.500 At your hotel in Atlanta.

01:47:50.660 And I'm not friends with them anymore.

01:47:51.320 Yeah.

01:47:51.880 Because of the foursome, the surprise foursome?

01:47:54.400 No, I just made out with two different guys and didn't do anything else.

01:47:57.760 Oh, just made out.

01:47:58.640 Just, no, just kissed bed to bed and just talked and hung out.

01:48:01.600 It wasn't weird or anything.

01:48:02.740 Was it like a luxury suite?

01:48:04.760 No, it was just for fun.

01:48:06.360 I just like to play with guys' minds and like be like, oh my God, you're so hot.

01:48:10.220 I'm so into you, but I'm not into you.

01:48:13.760 It's like fun.

01:48:15.300 And it was you, it was you guys in the hotel room.

01:48:18.460 Yeah.

01:48:18.660 It was just like one guy on this bed with another guy.

01:48:21.200 And then one guy on this bed trying to like make money with me.

01:48:24.240 And I was like, no.

01:48:25.280 And it was like, awkward.

01:48:28.440 And then like, I just jumped bed to bed and they didn't care.

01:48:31.080 It was just funny.

01:48:31.700 I just did it like for fun.

01:48:33.240 I was on vacation.

01:48:34.000 I only just do stuff fun for on vacation.

01:48:36.360 So hit me up if you're in California.

01:48:39.080 Oh my God.

01:48:41.340 I know.

01:48:42.580 Okay.

01:48:43.420 I know I'm a lot.

01:48:45.500 Yeah.

01:48:46.100 Okay.

01:48:46.660 So.

01:48:48.000 But like, trust me, I'm entertaining.

01:48:50.000 That's what I'm here for.

01:48:51.080 The entertainment.

01:48:51.720 Oh, yes.

01:48:52.240 It's, it's been, it's been interesting.

01:48:54.480 So, okay.

01:48:54.880 So who were, who were these dudes?

01:48:58.940 There were just like people I was like friends with.

01:49:00.740 I was a TikToker.

01:49:01.560 And like for a long time.

01:49:03.220 Yeah.

01:49:03.340 Some people are just like Tik Tokers. 1.00

01:49:04.640 There's people I met on YouTube or like something like that.

01:49:07.700 Just like my internet friends.

01:49:09.860 There's a vlog.

01:49:10.520 Okay.

01:49:11.340 Yeah.

01:49:11.500 There's a vlog about it on YouTube.

01:49:12.860 If you want to watch.

01:49:14.140 There, there's a vlog.

01:49:15.240 Yeah.

01:49:15.500 There's like a whole entire like vlog of them meeting us.

01:49:18.920 So what's the title?

01:49:20.140 Getting spit roasted in an Atlanta hotel?

01:49:21.940 No, meeting only fans models.

01:49:23.200 Meeting only fans models.

01:49:24.300 Oh, meeting only fans.

01:49:25.400 Okay.

01:49:25.660 Okay.

01:49:26.880 Oh, and you were.

01:49:27.580 So they came to Florida and drove seven hours.

01:49:29.700 Oh, so they were fans?

01:49:30.900 Yeah.

01:49:31.100 They were fans.

01:49:31.840 So I just like just did that for fun.

01:49:33.200 Oh, so you did meet with a fan.

01:49:34.840 They're not like fans that pay me though.

01:49:36.740 Oh.

01:49:37.020 There's difference.

01:49:37.940 Like Instagram followers.

01:49:39.780 They're not like fans.

01:49:40.740 They just did it for their stuff to like get more followers.

01:49:45.080 Okay.

01:49:45.640 So three guys just made out though.

01:49:49.500 Two guys.

01:49:50.500 You got it wrong.

01:49:51.620 It's two guys. 0.99

01:49:52.480 One guy just sitting there and I was just like, why can I not just like suck your finger? 1.00

01:49:55.920 Just like grab their fingers and start like sucking it for fun. 0.99

01:49:58.220 Just like, cause it's funny. 0.96

01:49:59.620 I'm like, I just think it's funny.

01:50:02.400 Did they wash their hands first at least?

01:50:03.900 Yeah.

01:50:04.380 I don't.

01:50:04.840 Oh, you were there?

01:50:05.580 No.

01:50:05.940 Oh, okay.

01:50:06.600 I honestly, I honestly don't know.

01:50:09.740 No, I was just high.

01:50:10.980 So that's why I did it.

01:50:11.940 Oh, okay.

01:50:12.840 Hand sanitizer pump.

01:50:14.280 There you go.

01:50:15.320 There you go.

01:50:16.180 Okay.

01:50:16.800 Sanitization.

01:50:18.180 So for the rest of the panel here, what in, let's say in a, have you ever hooked up

01:50:24.740 with more than one guy in a 24 hour period?

01:50:28.900 No.

01:50:31.000 No.

01:50:32.660 Girls.

01:50:33.240 Yes.

01:50:33.880 Yes.

01:50:35.320 How much?

01:50:36.460 How many?

01:50:37.300 Like how many?

01:50:37.960 Yeah.

01:50:38.760 I don't know.

01:50:40.000 You don't know?

01:50:41.700 Like two.

01:50:44.420 Multiply it by three and that's the real thing.

01:50:48.160 Hey, that was rude.

01:50:49.700 Okay.

01:50:50.100 But, okay.

01:50:51.900 No.

01:50:52.820 Never?

01:50:53.580 What do they say?

01:50:55.060 Are we talking about like having sex? 0.97

01:50:57.100 Sure. 0.90

01:50:57.860 No.

01:50:58.680 How about 48, 48 hour?

01:51:00.460 What about you? 0.95

01:51:01.680 He's a hell of a drug. 0.95

01:51:03.260 I feel like you're really surprised.

01:51:05.160 What do you mean?

01:51:06.320 When I said no, you, you.

01:51:08.140 Just the way you said it seems suspect.

01:51:11.360 It seems suspect.

01:51:12.760 Okay.

01:51:13.340 But, okay.

01:51:13.880 So just really quick to bring up.

01:51:15.460 Actually, I'll come back to body count in a sec.

01:51:17.980 Let me get these super chats here.

01:51:19.700 All right.

01:51:19.920 We have Cheeks, $20 soup chat.

01:51:22.180 No real man would date any girl in the army.

01:51:24.400 Oh, wow. 0.97

01:51:25.020 Let alone a masculine girl that has the dental hygiene of a pug. 1.00

01:51:28.740 What? 0.73

01:51:29.320 The dental hygiene of a pug.

01:51:31.360 Your teeth look fine.

01:51:32.980 I don't see them.

01:51:33.540 I'm pretty sure they're healthy.

01:51:35.000 Okay.

01:51:35.240 They ain't falling out yet.

01:51:36.600 If you ask me. 0.99

01:51:37.260 He's talking shit about your dental hygiene. 1.00

01:51:38.520 Okay. 1.00

01:51:38.780 Yeah.

01:51:39.020 That's okay.

01:51:39.680 That's okay.

01:51:40.120 You can be, you can have any opinion you want, babe.

01:51:42.480 It's fine. 0.73

01:51:43.540 This girl is immature and delusional with those standards donating to your lonely cause in 1.00

01:51:48.400 your nursing home. 0.99

01:51:49.160 Oh, wow.

01:51:49.640 Okay.

01:51:50.460 Cheeks is.

01:51:50.660 Old of you to assume I'm going to be in a nursing home.

01:51:52.660 Do you want to roast him back?

01:51:53.900 I don't have the energy.

01:51:55.360 Oh, okay.

01:51:55.960 I don't care about people who talk like that, to be honest.

01:51:58.700 Danny Bravo, 20 Laws Soup Chat.

01:52:00.360 Please ask the ladies where they've seen themselves in three to five years. 1.00

01:52:02.960 Jay and the rest.

01:52:03.660 What's your favorite Starbucks drink?

01:52:06.720 Who's Jay?

01:52:07.660 Me.

01:52:08.360 Oh, okay.

01:52:10.780 We'll start over here.

01:52:12.120 Where do you see yourself in three to five years?

01:52:13.420 Quick answer.

01:52:14.020 And then.

01:52:15.380 Hopefully still alive and I don't drink Starbucks.

01:52:19.260 Okay.

01:52:22.360 I'm trying to be a MFT.

01:52:24.400 So hopefully helping out like couples and troubled families.

01:52:31.220 Hopefully I'll, I want to get my PhD.

01:52:32.920 So hopefully I'll have that by then.

01:52:34.420 My favorite drink.

01:52:36.360 I don't know.

01:52:37.040 I really like chai.

01:52:38.220 Like I know that's kind of basic, but I love chai so much.

01:52:40.660 And I also really like caramel macchiatos iced.

01:52:47.360 Probably in school still.

01:52:49.440 And I don't really have a favorite Starbucks drink.

01:52:51.460 Like I usually get the hot chocolate because it's really good there.

01:52:54.400 Dani, bravo.

01:52:55.600 Why are you asking this Starbucks question?

01:52:58.340 Oh, okay.

01:52:58.680 Nice.

01:52:58.960 We got one from.

01:52:59.780 Yeah, that one's like boring.

01:53:00.860 No Starbucks drink order.

01:53:03.760 Where do you guys see yourselves in three to five years?

01:53:05.900 Go ahead.

01:53:06.760 I'm currently pursuing real estate.

01:53:08.660 And then I want to be a pro NPC bikini bodybuilder by then.

01:53:13.160 Nice.

01:53:13.560 Um, like I mentioned earlier, I run a OnlyFans management agency.

01:53:18.160 So I would like to, um, continue expanding the agency.

01:53:22.380 Um, and for myself, I just want to be happy and hopefully married.

01:53:28.780 Okay.

01:53:29.420 I want to do real estate actually after I like make all the money that like I've earned.

01:53:36.740 Basically, I want to like rent a house and then sell it.

01:53:41.200 And then after that, just like make money doing that afterwards.

01:53:44.180 But like, I have not gone to school for that.

01:53:47.020 So like, you don't need to go to school though.

01:53:48.800 You do.

01:53:49.920 No, you don't.

01:53:50.560 Not in my opinion.

01:53:51.360 I've managed to make a really good team on the Bego app that I stream on.

01:53:56.120 So me and my team kind of just plan on working with each other until we figure out how we

01:54:01.420 as a team can grow.

01:54:02.780 We're dropping new platforms.

01:54:04.520 We're working together on social medias and stuff.

01:54:07.140 So hopefully me and my team can get somewhere bigger in the next five years.

01:54:10.660 Okay.

01:54:11.240 Very cool.

01:54:12.060 By the way, guys, one in the chat, if you think she looks like Alicia Silverstone from 1.00

01:54:17.160 Clueless.

01:54:18.320 Oh, I'm in.

01:54:20.180 Okay.

01:54:20.520 So, yeah.

01:54:24.800 Oh, I'll shout out the Twitch homies. 1.00

01:54:27.680 Yo, I'll start at the top.

01:54:30.260 MJ, thank you for the follow.

01:54:32.060 Eckhart, thank you for the follow.

01:54:33.420 Chaos, thank you for the prime sub.

01:54:35.040 By the way, guys, pull up Twitch, twitch.tv slash whatever.

01:54:37.900 Give us a follow in the prime sub if you have one available.

01:54:40.980 Chaos, thank you for the follow.

01:54:42.260 Andre, thank you.

01:54:42.980 Oh, five gifted subs, man. 0.97

01:54:45.040 Thank you so much.

01:54:46.180 Anonymous Gifter, thank you for the also five gifted subs.

01:54:49.100 Appreciate you.

01:54:49.660 J-Dog, thank you for the follow.

01:54:51.860 Andre, thank you for the follow.

01:54:52.940 Scroll down, scroll down.

01:54:55.120 Let's see.

01:54:55.760 We have Murph, thank you for the prime.

01:54:57.600 Murph, thank you for the follow.

01:54:59.420 Sweet guys.

01:55:00.280 And thanks to the rest of you for that.

01:55:02.200 And then let's see, we have, oh, we got one from, oh, actually, yeah.

01:55:13.880 Just a reminder, guys, Super Chats and Stream Lab donations, $20 and up.

01:55:19.320 But Smelly, I appreciate your Stream Labs donation there.

01:55:22.540 All right, so next Super Chat here.

01:55:25.820 We have Cheeks, thank you for the $20 Super Chat.

01:55:29.860 Girl in hot pink, stop the cat, my lord. 1.00

01:55:31.420 If you come to Destin, I'll gladly take you to Starbucks or Chick-fil-A.

01:55:34.800 I will let you gaslight me before I take you to McDonald's to meet my friend Tyrone.

01:55:40.280 I need that McRibs hookup. 1.00

01:55:42.760 Damn. 0.99

01:55:44.080 What's a McRib? 1.00

01:55:45.020 Damn. 1.00

01:55:45.660 That's so disgusting. 1.00

01:55:48.320 Who would get a ribs at McDonald's? 0.99

01:55:51.200 That is so disgusting.

01:55:52.780 Or like fish. 1.00

01:55:53.640 Any food like that at McDonald's, oh, shit. 1.00

01:55:56.260 The fish is. 1.00

01:56:00.280 Thank you.

01:56:02.960 The McRib's not bad.

01:56:04.560 I love the McRib.

01:56:05.900 I think the McRib is so good.

01:56:07.740 I'm going to try it.

01:56:08.420 I'm going to try it.

01:56:08.760 I devour that.

01:56:09.400 Okay, now I'm going to try it.

01:56:10.940 It's meat from McDonald's, though.

01:56:12.460 I don't trust meat from like McDonald's, like any meat from McDonald's.

01:56:16.060 There was plastic found in it.

01:56:16.620 Only if you're like drunk.

01:56:17.920 Yeah, there's plastic found in the chicken nuggets there.

01:56:20.380 I found plastic in the chicken nuggets.

01:56:22.080 You found plastic in the nugs?

01:56:23.580 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:56:24.120 Goddamn. 0.99

01:56:24.720 Yeah, it's microplastic in it. 1.00

01:56:26.040 Do you think maybe your ex-boyfriend tried to poison you?

01:56:32.020 Like, I think that's what happened.

01:56:34.060 No.

01:56:35.080 I know what happened.

01:56:37.080 What happened?

01:56:37.880 He was trying to poison you.

01:56:39.400 I've never really ate McDonald's when he worked there.

01:56:41.920 He always just wanted me to bring him nicotine at his work.

01:56:44.380 So he was trying to poison me to buy him nicotine, I guess.

01:56:48.180 I don't really know how to explain that.

01:56:50.020 Okay.

01:56:50.840 But did, like, would he ever hook you up with, like, a McDouble or what?

01:56:54.820 Yeah, like for free.

01:56:55.720 But, like, it wasn't, like, good.

01:56:56.460 Like a Big Mac?

01:56:57.100 I don't like that stuff.

01:56:58.660 I just like fries and, like, McFlurry and that's it.

01:57:03.760 The McDonald's cookies are pretty bong.

01:57:05.800 Yeah, they're good.

01:57:06.400 I know they're good.

01:57:07.240 I know they're good.

01:57:07.280 The chocolate chip cookies?

01:57:07.680 Yeah.

01:57:08.140 They're bong. 1.00

01:57:08.720 And then their breakfast food is only good to me and that's it.

01:57:11.340 I'm telling you, you got to, like, upgrade to more, like, some more top tier fast food

01:57:17.920 establishments.

01:57:18.360 Yeah, I don't really like fast food.

01:57:19.800 I always just like to, like, go out to eat.

01:57:23.100 Okay.

01:57:24.320 All right.

01:57:25.440 You know, I have an intuition about you.

01:57:27.960 You know how there's, like, Florida man?

01:57:30.380 Yeah.

01:57:32.000 I think you might be Florida woman. 1.00

01:57:34.400 Okay.

01:57:34.740 What do you mean by that?

01:57:35.600 And I mean that in, like, the most polite way.

01:57:38.380 You think I'm a Florida woman? 1.00

01:57:39.700 Like, you just think I'm a, like, a Florida girl?

01:57:42.240 That's it?

01:57:43.360 No.

01:57:43.880 You're so much more.

01:57:45.020 You're so much more to me.

01:57:46.340 Like, when the news article starts off with, like, Florida man, you know it's going to

01:57:50.940 be some crazy things.

01:57:51.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:51.960 It's like, oh, so you think I'm crazy?

01:57:53.460 You know, this is just my personality because, like, I'm doing it for fun.

01:57:56.260 I'm just bored in life.

01:57:57.400 So, like, we don't just have fun.

01:57:58.720 Oh, okay.

01:57:59.380 All right.

01:58:00.360 But you've heard the term Florida man, right?

01:58:03.020 Yeah.

01:58:03.440 There's, like, Florida man.

01:58:04.680 Yeah.

01:58:05.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:58:06.660 I mean that in, like, the most positive sense, but, like, in a good way.

01:58:11.400 Is it, like, good and bad, basically?

01:58:14.720 It's good but chaotic.

01:58:16.520 I'm not chaotic.

01:58:17.580 I'm just, like, here to have fun.

01:58:19.240 That's a real good word to describe.

01:58:21.780 No, I'm not chaotic.

01:58:24.220 Yes, you are very chaotic. 0.95

01:58:25.020 Your friends are throwing you under the bus.

01:58:27.220 In a good way, though.

01:58:28.640 In a good way.

01:58:29.480 Okay, but, like, when I'm, like, bored, I have to, like, entertain people.

01:58:32.460 Like, I don't want everyone to be boring just sitting there doing some, like, live.

01:58:35.620 I'm like, no, we have to be entertaining.

01:58:37.580 We have to, like, entertain the crowd.

01:58:38.800 Do something entertaining right now.

01:58:40.760 Yes.

01:58:40.920 I will.

01:58:41.800 Oh, wow.

01:58:43.580 Okay.

01:58:44.380 That.

01:58:46.040 Isn't it big?

01:58:47.040 What's that?

01:58:47.480 Isn't that long?

01:58:48.600 Venom?

01:58:49.740 Venom?

01:58:50.260 Venom?

01:58:50.300 Is that what you're thinking of?

01:58:51.120 No, I was thinking about that scene from that Russell, Russell. 1.00

01:58:55.620 Wait, fuck. 1.00

01:58:56.240 Who's that? 1.00

01:58:56.880 Russell Brand?

01:58:57.900 No, no, no.

01:58:58.920 Russell Crowe.

01:58:59.920 He was in Gladiator.

01:59:01.620 Wait, Gladiator?

01:59:03.460 Are you not entertained?

01:59:05.420 No, I think of myself as Venom because everyone tells me I look like Venom, but I usually post

01:59:09.800 my tongue because all the guys are, like, ew, disgusting, or, like, oh, my God, it's

01:59:13.100 so hot. 0.97

01:59:13.900 I want my, like, tip on that, like, stuff like that.

01:59:16.500 So, I'm just, like, why not just post it and just get all the engagement from random

01:59:20.220 people?

01:59:20.780 Wait, are you talking about, like, the Ahigao?

01:59:23.380 Oh, Hego?

01:59:24.220 How do you pronounce it?

01:59:25.180 How do you pronounce that?

01:59:26.160 The Ahigo. 0.97

01:59:26.800 Ahiga? 0.97

01:59:27.860 Ahigo.

01:59:28.340 Ahigo.

01:59:28.940 Can any of you do it?

01:59:30.120 Do you want me to do it?

01:59:30.920 Do any of you know how to do it?

01:59:31.960 Tally can do it.

01:59:32.940 You should ask Tally to do it.

01:59:34.700 Yeah, go for it.

01:59:35.360 Maybe wanting her to do it.

01:59:36.540 Okay.

01:59:36.980 Okay, hold on.

01:59:38.280 Get it.

01:59:39.220 Let me know when to do it.

01:59:41.320 Oh, we'll just let everyone sit down and then, uh...

01:59:43.480 Does anybody else know how to do it, too?

01:59:46.660 She's good at it.

01:59:47.380 I think you got to give it a crack, at least, I think, but go ahead.

01:59:54.300 Isn't there an eye thing involved, too?

01:59:55.940 You, like, look up and...

01:59:57.520 Oh.

01:59:58.900 Okay.

01:59:59.720 You look hypnotized.

02:00:00.680 Why was I designated to try this?

02:00:02.780 Because you're good at it.

02:00:03.120 You got to give it a shot.

02:00:04.020 You got to give it a shot.

02:00:04.800 She has pictures doing it.

02:00:05.420 Wait.

02:00:05.680 Oh, wait.

02:00:06.760 That's good.

02:00:07.400 That's better than me.

02:00:09.540 My eyeball's broken.

02:00:11.020 I told you my eye doesn't work today.

02:00:12.880 She's better than me.

02:00:13.300 She's actually way better than me.

02:00:14.780 My eye hurts.

02:00:15.400 It's really bad. 0.96

02:00:16.460 My eye's been really fucked up since this morning. 0.89

02:00:19.160 Okay. 0.97

02:00:21.580 All right.

02:00:22.060 We have...

02:00:22.800 Special talents?

02:00:23.360 We did that one.

02:00:24.020 All right.

02:00:24.300 A lot of special talents.

02:00:25.180 Yo, Michael Wheeler.

02:00:26.140 And here, I thought the alpha widow was a myth.

02:00:29.900 Okay.

02:00:30.760 And then we have Gus with the $20 soup chat.

02:00:33.760 OF chicks are prime example why society men don't take women seriously and why we're grossed 0.98

02:00:38.420 out by masculine women. 1.00

02:00:39.920 Not only does that dad touch...

02:00:42.420 What?

02:00:43.380 Can you guys try to just...

02:00:44.920 What does that even mean?

02:00:45.780 Can you spell?

02:00:46.540 What does that mean, touch to those...

02:00:48.140 No, no, no.

02:00:48.980 Meg, Meg, Meg, no.

02:00:50.420 But I'm glad, man.

02:00:51.700 I think that's funny.

02:00:52.420 No, what...

02:00:53.720 It's not funny.

02:00:54.180 All right, Gus.

02:00:56.920 Thank you for this.

02:00:58.100 Don't.

02:01:00.000 By the way, guys, get your soup chats in.

02:01:02.520 $20 and up for soup chats and then $50 and up triggers TTS.

02:01:08.680 Thank you, guys.

02:01:09.460 Okay.

02:01:09.760 So, I want to open it up to you guys.

02:01:12.820 Is there something dating related that you guys would like to get off your chest?

02:01:17.100 Maybe something that frustrates you about dating or men.

02:01:20.180 Maybe men are pissing you off in some way.

02:01:23.460 Just really anything.

02:01:24.280 Or maybe instead, you're curious about a situation.

02:01:27.360 You want to ask for advice on something dating related.

02:01:30.400 And why don't we start...

02:01:32.680 You seemed like you wanted to go, so we'll start with you and then we'll...

02:01:34.860 I just wanted to say a friendly reminder to put down the toilet seat.

02:01:38.020 Please and thank you.

02:01:39.240 What?

02:01:40.440 Put down the toilet seat.

02:01:41.740 What?

02:01:42.260 Why?

02:01:42.760 Put down the toilet seat.

02:01:44.420 Oh, in dating?

02:01:45.460 Yeah.

02:01:45.860 Oh, gosh. 0.75

02:01:46.560 Women fall through the toilet like it's crazy. 1.00

02:01:48.180 Y'all lift the seat up and forget and then we go to sit down on the toilet and it's

02:01:51.380 like, what?

02:01:51.880 Like, clean your pee off the seat.

02:01:53.140 Like, because then we'll come and sit on it and that's, like, really gross.

02:01:56.140 Wait.

02:01:57.200 Like, if you pee...

02:01:58.180 You don't recognize that men do that? 0.61

02:01:59.580 If you pee in the bathroom and, you know, you like...

02:02:01.180 Men don't know...

02:02:02.320 If you pee in the bathroom and you get it everywhere, like, clean it up and, like, put the toilet

02:02:06.240 seat back down, you know?

02:02:07.680 So, the dudes are pissing on the toilet seat? 0.93

02:02:12.300 On the seat itself?

02:02:14.000 Guys put the toilet seat up.

02:02:15.620 But, because you said put the toilet seat down. 0.56

02:02:17.560 So, which one is it?

02:02:19.100 They're either pissing on the seat or they're leaving the toilet seat up.

02:02:22.100 What is it?

02:02:22.940 There's a whole toilet to piss on. 0.99

02:02:24.280 Pick it up.

02:02:24.880 Pee.

02:02:25.560 Put it back down.

02:02:27.460 Do, do, do.

02:02:28.080 What?

02:02:28.540 But, why...

02:02:29.680 Does your boyfriend not put it up when he pees?

02:02:32.660 Your husband, I mean?

02:02:33.680 Yeah, or he'll pee with sitting down. 0.99

02:02:39.760 Gangster.

02:02:40.380 Got him. 0.91

02:02:41.000 Got him.

02:02:42.820 So, okay, do you guys agree?

02:02:45.900 Should the guy, like, if...

02:02:47.020 Let's say you're living with a guy.

02:02:48.100 I don't know.

02:02:48.440 Some of you...

02:02:49.040 Some of you maybe haven't had, like, a live-in boyfriend.

02:02:52.040 But, if you do live with, say, in the future, you're living with a guy, do you think that

02:02:57.240 the guy should put the toilet seat down for you after he's used the toilet?

02:03:04.180 Let's start here.

02:03:05.260 I don't think he should, but we definitely notice when he does.

02:03:08.660 Okay, so you'd be upset if he left the toilet seat up?

02:03:11.480 It's annoying, but I wouldn't be mad.

02:03:14.940 Okay.

02:03:15.440 What about you?

02:03:16.160 I think the toilet should be closed completely, like, lid down all the way.

02:03:20.580 No, that's fact.

02:03:21.840 That's fact.

02:03:22.300 You don't...

02:03:22.620 It's just weird, like, looking at toilet water when you walk in the toilet.

02:03:25.480 Don't flush your toilet with the lid open.

02:03:27.460 What about you?

02:03:27.720 And then they're just out there, the germs.

02:03:29.060 I mean, I understand why to close it, because if they're messy peers, it can go all over

02:03:35.580 the seat.

02:03:36.200 And if they don't wipe it, it's just all there.

02:03:38.080 So, if you close it, we can't see it.

02:03:40.280 But assume there's no mess, right?

02:03:41.720 Just assume that he leaves the toilet seat up.

02:03:43.600 That's not that big of a deal.

02:03:44.440 I mean, I can just close it with...

02:03:45.800 Get a toilet paper, just close it, and go pee.

02:03:48.020 That's such a process, though.

02:03:49.460 A process.

02:03:51.360 We can mutually close it and open it together.

02:03:55.300 Together?

02:03:55.560 Toilet is closed when you leave the bathroom.

02:03:58.800 No, like, if I know you're going to come in and pee, like, I'll lift it up for you, and

02:04:02.680 then you can just pee.

02:04:03.620 And then if you know I'm going to come in and pee, you're like, you know, it's like the

02:04:06.520 opposite.

02:04:07.040 Just, you put it down, I can put it up, or down, you know.

02:04:10.220 Okay.

02:04:10.720 I've honestly never had this problem.

02:04:13.160 The guy just always puts it down?

02:04:15.060 I've never had that happen to me.

02:04:16.980 Had what happen to you?

02:04:18.060 Pee on the seat, or the seat up, or anything?

02:04:19.440 Forget the pee on the seat thing, but just the seat being up.

02:04:22.520 No, it hasn't happened to me.

02:04:24.460 So, all the guys you've dated, they put the seat down?

02:04:27.760 Yeah, I mean, I don't live with all my boyfriends, but the one that I live with puts the seat

02:04:33.000 down.

02:04:34.100 Okay, sure.

02:04:34.800 What about you?

02:04:35.240 That never happens to me, because I've never lived with a guy, so I honestly don't care.

02:04:39.220 Sure, but if you did live with a guy.

02:04:40.940 If I did, I would think it's gross and be like, you're weird. 0.89

02:04:43.740 And that's it. 0.69

02:04:44.280 No, no, no.

02:04:45.220 No pee on the seat, just he left the seat up.

02:04:48.500 Oh, I'd be just like, put it down.

02:04:50.040 I don't honestly care.

02:04:51.640 Wait, oh, you would put it down.

02:04:52.900 You would put it down.

02:04:53.680 Yeah, I don't care.

02:04:54.760 It's easy.

02:04:55.480 I have the same view as her.

02:04:56.780 Like, why can't we just keep the toilet closed?

02:04:58.400 And when you come to go to the bathroom, just lift up however many seats you want to use,

02:05:01.540 and then when you're done, close it before you flush.

02:05:03.740 When you flush, that water goes everywhere.

02:05:05.600 Close your toilet seat lids.

02:05:06.820 The water from the toilet actually goes about six feet into the air every time you flush.

02:05:11.760 You don't flush your toilets with your lid down.

02:05:14.000 Oh, that's actually...

02:05:15.080 I don't flush my toilets.

02:05:15.980 That's not a bad...

02:05:16.720 You don't flush your toilets?

02:05:18.060 That's not...

02:05:18.620 I hate flushing toilets.

02:05:19.880 It's so much work.

02:05:20.820 But like, I would do it for someone else I like, but not me.

02:05:22.940 You just press a button and...

02:05:24.000 Wait.

02:05:24.320 You just...

02:05:25.000 You like, let it mellow? 0.78

02:05:26.860 I like it just like, it just looks white, my pee.

02:05:29.100 So it's like, good.

02:05:29.780 So I don't need to flush it. 0.93

02:05:30.620 Your pee is white?

02:05:32.080 Yeah, it's just like white when I drink a lot of water. 0.97

02:05:34.140 Like, clear.

02:05:35.460 Okay.

02:05:37.100 Oh, party foul.

02:05:38.680 So why can't the woman put the seat down? 1.00

02:05:43.980 Oh, I can.

02:05:44.940 You can.

02:05:45.760 I'm totally capable of it.

02:05:46.740 So shouldn't it just be like whoever, like if a guy uses it, he just leaves the seat up?

02:05:50.540 Most of the time they do pee on the seat though, and we have to touch it when you want to put the seat back down.

02:05:54.600 Guys, no.

02:05:55.240 If you pee, you lift the seat up.

02:05:57.080 Yeah.

02:05:57.780 You're dating dudes that leave the seat down when they piss. 0.96

02:06:00.000 I don't know if that's gay then. 0.60

02:06:00.540 But I've walked into like public bathrooms where dudes have pissed on a toilet seat, and I had to like get toilet paper and clean it off. 1.00

02:06:07.040 Like, if y'all know you can't aim like that, squat.

02:06:09.300 Squat.

02:06:10.380 Sit on.

02:06:11.300 Squat.

02:06:11.900 Squat.

02:06:12.220 Squat on your knees.

02:06:13.280 Get some angles in there.

02:06:14.700 Put it in the bowl.

02:06:16.040 No.

02:06:17.260 I mean, sometimes there's.

02:06:18.480 No, I don't want him to pee on the seat.

02:06:19.660 Yo, sometimes there's splash back.

02:06:20.720 You can maneuver.

02:06:21.980 Okay, but if I was watching that, I'd be like, no.

02:06:24.680 Okay, so your big thing with dating is the pee on the seat.

02:06:29.160 Honestly, that was just the first one that popped in my head.

02:06:31.340 That just popped into your mind.

02:06:32.200 Okay, why don't we start with you?

02:06:33.920 So anything dating related you want to get off your chest?

02:06:36.320 Maybe something about dating that bothers you?

02:06:39.240 Men are pissing you off in some way?

02:06:41.060 I don't really have anything against men.

02:06:42.940 I'm very much so recognizing that I am the problem here.

02:06:45.900 Like, I just don't.

02:06:47.080 I don't want to put somebody else through the toxicity that is me in a relationship.

02:06:50.740 Why would I do that to somebody?

02:06:51.940 That's rude.

02:06:53.160 Can we go.

02:06:54.040 We touched on it a little bit, but how are you toxic?

02:06:57.300 What other ways are you toxic?

02:06:58.420 Like, I don't.

02:06:59.640 Like, when I have a man, like, sit in the corner. 1.00

02:07:01.580 Shut up. 0.99

02:07:02.360 Like, please. 1.00

02:07:03.200 Don't talk to me.

02:07:04.140 Stay away from me. 0.88

02:07:06.020 Stay away from me. 0.98

02:07:06.700 You can be here.

02:07:08.300 You can be near me for probably four hours a day, like six or seven days a week.

02:07:12.340 But most of the time, I need three or four days away from you.

02:07:15.040 So I don't know if I could get in a steady, full relationship with somebody.

02:07:18.760 Because I always find some reason to get irritated and not want to see them.

02:07:22.060 And are you finding that this occurs?

02:07:24.760 Are you living with the men?

02:07:26.020 I don't look for it.

02:07:26.720 I don't really want anybody at my – I don't like when men come to my house. 0.90

02:07:31.040 And I don't like going to men's – I don't like meeting people to be in a relationship.

02:07:37.380 I'm just so uninterested in pursuing a relationship that I don't – I don't even think to try it.

02:07:42.800 Like, I'm chilling.

02:07:43.420 I'm the opposite.

02:07:45.300 I'm chilling.

02:07:45.780 I'm over here, like, oh, my God.

02:07:47.600 I want all these guys here.

02:07:49.040 Sausage fest.

02:07:49.540 I do not have a roster.

02:07:51.020 There are zero men on my roster.

02:07:53.320 There are zero women on my roster. 0.93

02:07:55.200 I don't.

02:07:57.060 Have you ever slashed a guy's tires?

02:07:59.120 No, but I broke his windshield with a penny.

02:08:02.540 With a penny?

02:08:03.160 Oh, that's cool. 0.97

02:08:04.040 Yeah, he was riding my ass down the thruway, and it was more like a – 1.00

02:08:07.340 Fuck. 1.00

02:08:08.040 Like a homie thing. 1.00

02:08:08.620 And I have a sunroof in my car.

02:08:10.240 And he was, like, trying to be funny, and I didn't think it was funny because I don't

02:08:13.420 like driving anyways.

02:08:14.280 I get crazy anxiety behind the wheel of a vehicle. 0.98

02:08:17.160 And so when he was riding my ass, I just opened my sunroof a little bit and flicked the 0.99

02:08:20.560 penny out the window, and it shattered his windshield. 0.99

02:08:22.360 So he was driving behind you?

02:08:23.460 Yeah.

02:08:23.920 Was he, like, chasing you?

02:08:25.460 No, he just thought it was funny to be, like, right up on my – and I don't think

02:08:28.120 it's funny.

02:08:29.640 Literally. 1.00

02:08:30.260 Right up on your ass. 1.00

02:08:31.060 He's, like, literally right up – to the point where I flicked a penny out the window 1.00

02:08:34.360 and it hit his windshield.

02:08:35.640 Like, he was that close to the back of my car.

02:08:37.460 And it shattered the windshield?

02:08:38.500 It shattered – well, we're going 70 down the thruway.

02:08:40.780 And you just flicked one?

02:08:42.360 You just flicked a penny.

02:08:42.580 Like, first try?

02:08:43.880 You flicked a penny out the –

02:08:45.080 Yeah, to be honest, I was really impressed it hit it.

02:08:47.100 That was – that's impressive.

02:08:47.720 I really didn't think it was going to hit the windshield, swear to God.

02:08:49.560 And it shattered the whole thing?

02:08:50.900 It shattered the whole windshield.

02:08:51.840 Wow. 1.00

02:08:52.060 He got off my ass? 1.00

02:08:55.040 Good trick. 1.00

02:08:55.380 If you look it up, there's videos on YouTube.

02:08:57.280 Is it?

02:08:57.500 This is a thing?

02:08:58.180 A penny?

02:08:58.960 Yeah.

02:08:59.520 You just flick – it's, like, a penny or, like, a quarter.

02:09:01.680 Something small that they won't notice because that's, like, a lawsuit kind of thing.

02:09:05.120 Yeah.

02:09:05.920 I didn't admit to that.

02:09:08.700 Oh, wait.

02:09:09.420 You didn't tell him?

02:09:10.320 Hypothetical situation.

02:09:10.960 The dude behind me knew why I did it.

02:09:12.880 It's, like, he thought he was funny.

02:09:13.980 I said, don't do that.

02:09:14.920 And he kept doing it.

02:09:15.840 I said no.

02:09:17.460 No, he knows his name. 0.95

02:09:18.080 So, were you guys driving to, like, the movie theater or some shit? 0.75

02:09:20.660 Yeah, like, we were taking two different vehicles because, like I said, I like to go home. 0.82

02:09:23.720 I will leave an event and not tell anybody.

02:09:26.520 And I will leave and I will go home and mind my business.

02:09:29.180 So, I don't like to ride with people. 0.99

02:09:30.400 And if you think it's funny to play games on the road, I'm going to make you get off of my ass. 0.99

02:09:35.120 And I will with a penny. 0.99

02:09:36.360 Okay.

02:09:36.580 And a sunroof.

02:09:37.020 Any other property damage inflicted on the partner?

02:09:39.880 Nope.

02:09:40.280 I only did that because he started – I'll never just walk up to somebody's things and disrespect them.

02:09:44.480 Okay.

02:09:44.940 That's not me.

02:09:46.380 Have you ever hit – like, attacked a dude?

02:09:50.660 Like –

02:09:51.220 Have I ever fought a man?

02:09:52.340 Yeah.

02:09:52.920 Yes.

02:09:53.680 Like a boyfriend or just a random dude?

02:09:56.060 No, I mean, I almost fought my ex because he was, like, really disrespectful.

02:09:59.400 He, like, hocked a loogie on my floor kind of thing.

02:10:02.040 And, like, it took pretty much every ounce in me not to, like –

02:10:05.080 That's pretty –

02:10:05.640 He was shorter than me.

02:10:06.540 Perfect uppercut opportunity.

02:10:08.560 I didn't take it because I'm a good person and he would have pressed charges.

02:10:11.900 And this was at your house?

02:10:13.120 This was in my house.

02:10:13.980 And why did he spit on the floor? 1.00

02:10:15.480 Because he's an asshole. 1.00

02:10:17.480 I don't know. 1.00

02:10:18.040 Most men just think they're funny.

02:10:19.380 That's pretty disrespectful.

02:10:19.880 I feel like when men try to act tough, his friends were there and he thought he was being funny.

02:10:23.600 He's like, yeah.

02:10:24.760 Huh?

02:10:26.460 That's pretty – that's just – first off, that's gross, but that's super disrespectful. 0.94

02:10:29.680 Absolutely.

02:10:30.540 Hence the reason I don't – I never had a good opportunity to be with a man who made me happy.

02:10:34.640 So why would I – I don't want one.

02:10:37.120 One time I was – it was, like, a third date with a girl.

02:10:39.540 I invited her to my place.

02:10:40.640 There was a pool at my place.

02:10:41.620 This was, like, not an apartment complex, like, my house.

02:10:44.880 We had a pool, backyard, and she was chewing some gum.

02:10:47.900 She was walking out to the pool, and there's, like, grass on the side of the paths.

02:10:51.280 And she, like, spit her gum out into the grass.

02:10:55.800 And I was like – I thought that was super disrespectful.

02:10:58.760 And so I told her, I was like, yo, go pick it up and throw in the trash.

02:11:01.160 Why are you littering?

02:11:02.180 Yeah.

02:11:02.500 It was like – because, I mean, that's my backyard. 0.99

02:11:04.040 I want fucking gum in the thing. 0.97

02:11:05.200 And she was – she got all upset. 0.99

02:11:07.640 She's like, oh, it's not a big deal.

02:11:09.120 And I was like, nah, go pick it up.

02:11:11.180 It's my house.

02:11:11.380 Put it in the trash. 0.99

02:11:11.960 Yeah, it's my trash. 0.99

02:11:12.880 You could never date me. 0.99

02:11:16.000 Oh, why? 1.00

02:11:16.780 You just fucking littering the backyard and shit? 1.00

02:11:19.900 No. 1.00

02:11:21.100 No, I don't really chew gum.

02:11:23.440 Okay.

02:11:24.100 I'm the type of person to get, like, Chick-fil-A, and I'll dump it on my driveway.

02:11:28.940 And, like, it would be so bad.

02:11:30.000 I'll dump the liquids out, but take the cup inside. 1.00

02:11:31.820 No, I would be, like, an idiot doing it. 0.97

02:11:33.700 Like, I don't mean to do it. 0.98

02:11:34.840 I would just, like, have so much stuff in my hand, the Chick-fil-A order would dump on the driveway.

02:11:38.520 You mean you accidentally dropped it?

02:11:40.200 Yes.

02:11:40.600 That's not, like, purposeful.

02:11:42.420 I know, but I think it's funny.

02:11:46.720 All right, let me get these soup chats here.

02:11:48.260 Okay.

02:11:48.900 So – or actually, no – okay, we need to come back to this.

02:11:52.340 So we got – I can't pronounce your name there.

02:11:55.240 We'll call you Morpheus because that's your avatar.

02:11:57.700 Thank you for the $20 soup chat.

02:11:59.100 One in three men who get the paternity test fail.

02:12:01.820 How am I supposed to have a family if the girl I'm with always seeks attention from other guys?

02:12:08.240 Word?

02:12:09.500 Word?

02:12:10.080 True.

02:12:10.640 Very true, man.

02:12:11.360 Thank you for the soup chat.

02:12:12.520 Cooper Cooper, $20 soup chat.

02:12:13.740 Meg, how do you respond to everyone saying you have Asperger's?

02:12:16.760 Oh, people just, like, say, like, I have, like, issues, like, or something wrong with me,

02:12:22.580 but I don't because, like, since I was in, like, middle school, people have always said hate about me

02:12:27.880 just because, like, I'm just funny, and sometimes I just don't make sense,

02:12:31.540 and people are just like, oh, you have a disease.

02:12:34.120 Something's wrong with you.

02:12:35.000 I'm like, no, I don't.

02:12:37.100 Trust me.

02:12:37.640 I don't.

02:12:38.380 I've been to the doctors, like –

02:12:40.020 What did they say?

02:12:41.680 They just hate, and then they're the ones usually buying my nudes, so, like, they're 1.00

02:12:45.320 the ones trying to fuck me. 1.00

02:12:46.380 Wait, the doctors are buying your nudes? 1.00

02:12:47.600 No, the guys that are – the guys that are making fun of me.

02:12:50.300 Oh, okay.

02:12:51.400 Yeah.

02:12:53.380 They're – okay, they're the ones that are making fun of you, and they're buying your nudes. 0.70

02:12:56.820 Yeah, they're the ones that are saying, you're so ugly, you have this or that, and then 0.99

02:13:00.540 they're the ones, like, jerking off to me, so, like, I don't really care. 1.00

02:13:03.120 Maybe they have a thing for, like, jerking off to chicks with – 1.00

02:13:09.120 No, it's not like that. 0.99

02:13:12.660 No, they just say that just to hate, just because, like, they see me, and then they're,

02:13:16.640 like, hating on me because I talk a lot.

02:13:18.560 I don't care.

02:13:18.580 I got to tell you something. 1.00

02:13:19.700 Listen, this is your new fucking niche. 0.99

02:13:21.820 You're making 80K right now? 1.00

02:13:23.620 Yeah.

02:13:24.000 You're going to make 200K a month.

02:13:25.680 You're going to sell yourself as – I have autism.

02:13:30.420 No, I can't do that.

02:13:31.820 No, I can't get cancer for that. 1.00

02:13:33.500 That's stupid. 1.00

02:13:33.680 You're going to get, like, media attention. 1.00

02:13:35.420 As for a manager, I will not let that happen. 1.00

02:13:37.500 That's so stupid. 1.00

02:13:38.260 I would never do that. 1.00

02:13:39.480 People would literally make fun of me. 0.99

02:13:40.740 That's fucking weird. 0.98

02:13:41.640 Here's the BuzzFeed article. 1.00

02:13:43.620 Autistic OnlyFans girl makes six figures a month selling nudes and talking shit. 1.00

02:13:49.460 No, I do not look like that. 0.99

02:13:51.560 And actually, what's funny is my mom sent me away to this place, and these people had issues,

02:13:55.500 and I called them autistic, and they were like, what is this video of your, like, 0.73

02:14:00.440 video of you on the internet? 0.94

02:14:03.260 And I'm like, you guys are all autistic, and I don't care. 1.00

02:14:05.460 And then I got kicked out and started OnlyFans and made 20K in two days. 0.70

02:14:07.800 Wait, where did your parents send you?

02:14:09.420 To this place to meet new people, and they all, like, just, like, a little college.

02:14:13.180 A mental asylum?

02:14:14.360 No, it was a college.

02:14:16.500 No, they sent me to this college, and they didn't know about it.

02:14:19.880 And they were, like...

02:14:20.380 A boarding school?

02:14:21.700 Basically, like, a boarding school.

02:14:23.080 Oh, so it was a college.

02:14:24.380 Yes, it was a college.

02:14:25.220 But, like, everyone there had issues, and I told them that all had issues there, and

02:14:29.660 they're, like, mad and stuff, but I didn't care. 0.98

02:14:32.900 So then I left and started OnlyFans and made, like, 20K in two days, and I was like, fuck 0.99

02:14:38.060 that. 0.98

02:14:38.660 Like, I'm not trying to be somewhere where people were learning how to cook and clean.

02:14:42.720 That's what they had to do, like, at the place.

02:14:45.760 And wait, how old were you when you got sent to the...

02:14:48.160 19, and now I'm 21.

02:14:49.640 So it was a college for people who...

02:14:54.960 For, like, people who had to learn how to cook and clean.

02:14:57.380 And, like, people, like...

02:14:58.380 To cook and clean?

02:14:59.180 Yeah.

02:14:59.320 It was like a...

02:14:59.880 It's like a school where you go, if you're, like, not going to college, and you don't want

02:15:03.980 to, like, get a job yet, but they, like, teach you how to, like, take care...

02:15:07.600 It's, like, basically, like, a trade school kind of thing.

02:15:10.520 What...

02:15:11.000 Is there a name for it?

02:15:12.240 I have no idea.

02:15:12.520 I don't know what it is, honestly.

02:15:14.100 It's, like, weird.

02:15:14.920 But then, like...

02:15:16.200 I don't know.

02:15:16.800 It's just weird.

02:15:17.740 Okay.

02:15:18.140 And then I just don't care about it anymore.

02:15:20.160 Okay.

02:15:20.720 We've moved on from that.

02:15:22.360 Anyway.

02:15:24.100 Did you guys go to it, too?

02:15:25.560 No.

02:15:25.880 No.

02:15:27.380 I know how to cook and clean.

02:15:29.200 I know how to cook and clean, too, but my mom just wanted me to do that because she doesn't 0.91

02:15:32.540 have the confidence in me with anything, and they're like, oh, my God, I'm so glad that

02:15:36.040 you, like, did this.

02:15:37.180 But then when they see me, like, making money, they're like, oh, yeah, you should start, like,

02:15:40.960 I like you doing OnlyFans and stuff.

02:15:42.520 They don't really care.

02:15:42.960 I can't cook, by the way.

02:15:44.880 Okay.

02:15:46.120 Huh.

02:15:46.400 All right.

02:15:47.480 So, you went on the one thing that potentially bothers you about dating.

02:15:54.020 Did you get to go?

02:15:55.600 I think so.

02:15:56.480 Did you?

02:15:56.940 What was the thing?

02:15:57.700 I'm trying to remember.

02:15:58.480 What was it?

02:15:58.700 So, one thing you want to get off your chest when it comes to dating, something dating

02:16:02.000 related?

02:16:02.180 No, I didn't get to go.

02:16:03.340 Okay.

02:16:03.620 We talked about the other stuff.

02:16:05.620 So, what was the question?

02:16:07.020 Yeah.

02:16:07.160 Is there anything dating related you like to get off your chest?

02:16:10.040 You know, it could be men are pissing you off in some way.

02:16:12.500 There's something that men are doing or really anything.

02:16:15.920 I don't know.

02:16:16.440 I don't really care about, like, dating anyone right now.

02:16:18.480 I'm, like, focusing on myself and, like, my career.

02:16:20.880 So, like, I don't really care how they act. 0.99

02:16:23.020 I thought you were, like, kind of upset about, like, the fuckboys and shit. 0.99

02:16:25.220 No, obviously, I am upset about that. 0.99

02:16:26.880 But, like, I don't care, honestly.

02:16:29.080 Because, like, right now I'm just happy with myself more than any guy in my life.

02:16:34.360 Okay.

02:16:35.040 What about you?

02:16:36.540 I guess the only thing, because I'm not, like, in the market.

02:16:40.280 But the one thing that kind of makes me uncomfortable is the fact that guys go to OnlyFans and think

02:16:46.640 that because we're doing whatever we're doing that we're accessible that you can just say, like,

02:16:51.480 how much to meet up.

02:16:52.820 Like, you know, I'm going to see you or I'm not going to buy this unless I can see you.

02:16:56.440 The automatic, like, them just thinking that they have you because they've paid, like, a couple dollars.

02:17:02.140 Like, it's not a dating site.

02:17:03.640 If you want to go find someone, go on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge.

02:17:07.660 So, like, it's just, it just obstructs, like, our workspace in a way because that's just not what we're there to do.

02:17:14.140 We're there to provide an experience and a fantasy.

02:17:17.780 We're not there to meet you.

02:17:19.300 So, I just, I've been annoyed recently with the amount of guys that come in traffic-wise that just assume we're going to, like, hang out.

02:17:28.160 It's not safe for anyone.

02:17:30.460 Yeah, I've definitely heard that a little bit from other OnlyFans creators.

02:17:33.320 So, the guys, they subscribe to your OnlyFans and then they start, you know, they're paying you or they're buying your, what's it called?

02:17:42.620 Content.

02:17:43.340 PPV.

02:17:44.860 PPV.

02:17:45.300 And, but then they start trying to direct it towards more and more and more, let's meet up.

02:17:50.080 Yeah, and they start getting very, like, manipulative and, you know, holding things, like, over you.

02:17:54.480 Like, unless you meet them, like, you know, you're not going to do this anymore.

02:17:57.580 And it's, like, just weird that they're using that as an outlet to express the fact that, like, they want to, I don't know.

02:18:04.340 It just makes everything uncomfortable with it.

02:18:06.700 Isn't that where the finesse can start for, like, you can finesse too, though?

02:18:10.520 But that's not right.

02:18:11.780 You're not supposed to, like, lead someone on and say you're going to, like, see them at some point.

02:18:16.220 And that could, like, cause really bad mental issues for guys, especially a lot of guys on there are genuinely very lonely.

02:18:22.780 This is their only person maybe they're talking to that checks in with them that they can share things with.

02:18:27.860 And if you're going to use the fact that you're a little bit higher than them to, you know, manipulate them into thinking they have a chance with you, that's just not right.

02:18:38.420 But a lot of girls do it. 1.00

02:18:39.460 It's extremely common.

02:18:40.820 So, you know.

02:18:42.280 Well, and for you two, you said you were pretty open about the fact that you guys are in relationships.

02:18:47.620 I mean, they're tagged and everything.

02:18:49.600 So you can't really get away from that.

02:18:51.260 OnlyFans added a feature to the platform where every video you send, you have to know exactly who's in it.

02:18:55.940 But I've definitely heard from, like, girls who do OnlyFans or girls who, like, create content on Twitch, for example.

02:19:01.080 Like, if they have a boyfriend, some of them will, like, hold that back because they think, and I think rightly so, that if they do reveal that they have a boyfriend, that it will,

02:19:09.540 guys will be less inclined to engage with them and, like, pay and stuff.

02:19:16.660 I feel like it goes either way because guys are competitive, y'all.

02:19:19.720 I try to avoid the question.

02:19:20.680 I try to spread the seed.

02:19:22.420 So I think that guys get very dominant and think that they can, you know, get rid of your man and, you know, will stay very persistent.

02:19:30.800 But I think it's 50-50 with the amount of guys that do that and don't want to engage.

02:19:36.260 Sure.

02:19:36.360 Is there anything dating-related you want to get off your chest?

02:19:38.880 I mean, I know you're married, so.

02:19:42.180 Not necessarily.

02:19:43.540 Maybe we need to try and, like, work on homewrecking.

02:19:47.120 Homewrecking.

02:19:47.580 Homewrecking.

02:19:48.260 So start homewrecking.

02:19:49.200 No.

02:19:49.820 Oh, okay.

02:19:50.240 Like, don't do it.

02:19:51.960 Like, don't do it.

02:19:53.140 Like, that's a big thing that I see a lot of, like, a lot right now in relationships or people that are in relationships.

02:19:58.760 Maybe, like, we don't try and do that.

02:20:00.600 Sure.

02:20:00.860 Anything dating-related you'd like to get off your chest?

02:20:07.000 Maybe guys are pissing you off in some way.

02:20:09.840 Maybe something they're doing.

02:20:13.080 Honestly, I'm just wondering what some guys, like, when they actually want to have relationships.

02:20:19.300 Like, when do you know if a guy wants a relationship and when do you know if they do not want a relationship?

02:20:23.420 And that's a question for you.

02:20:24.900 Like, how do you show a girl that you're not just trying to, like, have a hookup with her?

02:20:30.860 Well, I feel like perhaps in this regard I'm a bit of an outlier because I'm not particularly interested in, well, first off, I'm not interested in one-time things.

02:20:40.120 Like, if I sleep with a girl, I want to continue seeing her. 0.99

02:20:42.720 So, to me, it's pointless to fuck a girl once and then never talk to her again for a variety of reasons. 0.98

02:20:48.780 It's just, it's not worth my time. 0.99

02:20:50.300 Like, very frequently Santa Barbara's a really big tourist town, so there's a lot of girls that are just coming through tourists and shit, wanting to hook up. 1.00

02:20:56.800 Like, you'll match with them on dating apps. 0.61

02:20:58.140 Like, one of the first messages I'll send on the dating app, if it's not clear to me that the girl lives in Santa Barbara, I'm like, do you live in Santa Barbara or are you just visiting?

02:21:07.220 If she's visiting, I'm probably unmatched or I'm just going to, because there's no potential there for it to proceed to anything further.

02:21:15.160 I don't want to hook up with a girl one time and it's just not worth my time because I'm super busy.

02:21:19.400 But go ahead.

02:21:19.740 Sorry, how far would you go to try and to, like, initiate a relationship with a girl?

02:21:23.720 Would you drive an hour, if, like, you guys were talking for a couple weeks and, like, stuff like that, would you drive, like, an hour to meet that girl?

02:21:29.700 And would that mean that you do want a relationship?

02:21:32.780 Or do you just want to hang out with her?

02:21:34.140 Is this your, is this experience that you've had?

02:21:36.840 Um, I've, I've met many people who've had that experience and who've told me, you know, asked for, like, advice.

02:21:42.320 I don't know why that happened to me, but I'm just always curious, like, why, like, does that mean you want to see a guy if they drive an hour?

02:21:50.180 Like, if a guy wants to see you, if they drive an hour? 0.97

02:21:52.560 If a guy is willing to drive that far, I mean, he's either super, he's super desperate for pussy and he still might not want, he still might not want a relationship. 0.95

02:22:01.860 But if he's willing to drive that far, he's, I think, probably has an above average interest in you. 0.84

02:22:07.580 Me, personally, though, if I have to drive more than 20 minutes, like, nah, not happening.

02:22:13.240 Like, you're in Ventura, right?

02:22:15.280 I'm in Camarillo.

02:22:16.280 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

02:22:17.500 If you were, for example, if, you know, if we were dating, like, well, I would never, I would never go to Camarillo.

02:22:22.540 You, you could come to me and I would date you, but I would just, it's not worth it for me.

02:22:26.640 So the girl should go or you, the guy should go?

02:22:28.740 The girl.

02:22:29.100 Or me in the middle.

02:22:29.880 Do you think me in the middle?

02:22:30.360 For me, for me, no, no middle.

02:22:32.260 No middle?

02:22:33.200 Then how, then?

02:22:33.740 I'm the host.

02:22:34.340 I'm hosting.

02:22:34.740 My place is good.

02:22:35.700 I like my place.

02:22:36.600 But, yeah, I wouldn't, I would not drive to see a girl. 1.00

02:22:41.280 Oh.

02:22:41.700 If she's in town, I would go see her, but I'm not, I don't want to commute more than 20 minutes.

02:22:46.160 So she's in town and you met her, like, once?

02:22:47.380 More than 20 minutes?

02:22:48.780 Well, Santa Barbara, like, so Santa Barbara, you can get from pretty much one end of town to the other in 20 minutes tops.

02:22:56.260 So, but if a girl, like, if you live in Ventura, you live in Camarillo, that's, what, 45, 50 minutes away?

02:23:01.920 Like, almost 50.

02:23:02.480 No, I don't care how hot she is. 1.00

02:23:04.080 I don't care if she's a Victoria's Secret model. 1.00

02:23:05.440 I'm not driving, I'm not driving, fucking. 1.00

02:23:08.900 It's like, come on, man. 0.99

02:23:10.400 Here, listen.

02:23:10.940 I'm not driving.

02:23:11.300 I have, like, had some flight three hours to you. 0.96

02:23:12.200 I have, like, the best girl you've ever met, and she's, like, someone who you're, like, damn, like, she's nice.

02:23:16.460 And, yeah, she's, like, here for a couple days, and, like, you want to see her more, but she just lives, like, a measly hour away.

02:23:22.360 My time is so valuable, it's not worth a 50-minute commute.

02:23:26.480 Not even if.

02:23:26.960 But what about her time and her driving to you?

02:23:28.960 Do you not care about that?

02:23:29.340 She's probably a brokie, if I'm dating her, to be honest, but. 1.00

02:23:32.600 How is she a brokie? 1.00

02:23:34.060 Well, I shouldn't say that, but, I mean.

02:23:35.760 Not rude.

02:23:36.420 What do you mean by that?

02:23:37.420 Your next girlfriend is running away right now. 1.00

02:23:39.120 Yeah, I know.

02:23:39.960 She's like, never mind.

02:23:42.320 No, it's just, like.

02:23:44.180 Unsaid.

02:23:47.300 So, okay, what was the question, though?

02:23:49.860 Would you, or would you not drive an hour?

02:23:52.340 If that girl. 1.00

02:23:53.220 No.

02:23:53.240 He said no.

02:23:53.980 You said no, like, that's your solid answer.

02:23:55.780 You were saying, like.

02:23:58.540 What?

02:23:59.480 What?

02:24:00.160 You don't, like, drive 15 minutes, you said?

02:24:02.340 Oh.

02:24:02.720 And then you said that she's a bro.

02:24:03.800 Oh, yeah, yeah, you were saying, you were saying, right, because, like, why does she have 0.86

02:24:07.740 to put in the time?

02:24:08.620 Well, I mean, like.

02:24:09.380 Well, because I.

02:24:10.440 Do you not believe in, like, 50-50 kind of stuff?

02:24:12.780 Not really.

02:24:13.380 You want it all on her? 0.99

02:24:14.860 Not, well.

02:24:15.800 I mean, there's nothing wrong with the girl trying to, like, also take her initiative. 0.87

02:24:18.400 No, that's totally fine, too.

02:24:18.960 But I'm, I'm a high earner, so, like, most women are not, like, they can't, they're not 1.00

02:24:23.600 going to match me.

02:24:24.120 So, it's a competitive.

02:24:26.300 So, no, it's just, for me personally, I would not be willing to drive that far in the same

02:24:31.660 way that I wouldn't, I mean, it's obviously a spectrum.

02:24:34.580 I wouldn't want to date a girl that lives seven hours away. 1.00

02:24:36.980 Well, yeah.

02:24:38.240 That makes sense.

02:24:39.360 I did it to someone, like, across the entire country.

02:24:41.700 But, yeah, so did I.

02:24:43.120 I was doing long distance.

02:24:44.400 I mean, I wouldn't go that far.

02:24:45.660 Long distance is my thing.

02:24:46.860 Long distance is no good.

02:24:48.100 I don't want to pursue things further than that than you go in person.

02:24:51.800 Long distance.

02:24:52.540 I think limiting yourself to one town isn't really going to get you anywhere.

02:24:57.360 There's a lot of fish in the sea.

02:24:58.760 I understand what you're coming from, though.

02:24:59.260 There's a lot of fish in the sea.

02:25:00.660 Like, I don't, I don't believe in, like.

02:25:02.260 Like, I'd rather date someone that doesn't live in my state at all because I travel all

02:25:06.640 the time.

02:25:07.360 Okay.

02:25:07.760 Well, just to address that, I don't, I don't believe in the one.

02:25:11.340 There are many ones, but I don't believe in there is a single one.

02:25:15.040 So, like.

02:25:15.680 That is, like, made for you, basically.

02:25:17.240 You don't believe that way.

02:25:18.520 Yeah, there's not the one.

02:25:19.140 So, I'm not, like.

02:25:23.420 I'm not going to drive 50 minutes for a girl. 1.00

02:25:27.080 Like, it's just not.

02:25:28.380 There's girls in town. 1.00

02:25:29.740 Would you pick up a girl from the airport if it was 50 minutes away? 0.99

02:25:32.680 And that's, like, how far the airport was.

02:25:35.140 Yeah, she was trying to come to stay with you.

02:25:37.260 If she flew, like, seven states away.

02:25:38.380 Yeah.

02:25:38.760 And the airport was, like, 45 minutes.

02:25:39.920 Would you make the 45-minute trek to the airport?

02:25:42.580 Uber.

02:25:42.900 Uber, what?

02:25:43.640 Oh, she could get a Uber.

02:25:44.840 I would not, no.

02:25:45.380 It's so romantic to be picked up.

02:25:46.820 I understand.

02:25:47.460 I think it's so cute when she picks me up from the airport.

02:25:50.460 You're done.

02:25:52.000 Listen.

02:25:53.220 So, okay, just to address your thing, though.

02:25:56.260 I would date a girl if she, if she lives in Camarillo, for example, if she was willing 0.92

02:26:00.420 to drive to me.

02:26:01.580 Okay.

02:26:02.120 All the time.

02:26:03.440 But I would not ever drive.

02:26:04.920 You wouldn't ever do it once?

02:26:06.080 Really?

02:26:06.780 Not even once.

02:26:07.340 I mean, I've tried it.

02:26:08.180 To meet her family?

02:26:09.440 I mean, if you're saying that you're actually really busy and you literally can't, then

02:26:13.200 that's understandable.

02:26:14.260 But I'm saying if it's your toy.

02:26:15.720 It's like a two-hour round trip.

02:26:16.680 Two hours.

02:26:16.840 You said you usually go for, like, less financially abundant women. 1.00

02:26:20.740 Would you pay for her gas?

02:26:22.380 Would I pay for her gas?

02:26:23.560 No.

02:26:23.740 Like, if she drove to you, would you pay for the gas?

02:26:26.600 Well, most, I shouldn't say the women I'm dating are brokies, but, like, most... 1.00

02:26:30.200 I mean, if I made less money than my significant other and he had a really nice place and I

02:26:34.480 felt like it was better than mine, I probably would be willing to drive the 45 minutes even

02:26:37.920 if he didn't want to come to my place.

02:26:39.220 What?

02:26:39.500 But only if his place is significantly better than mine.

02:26:42.940 Well, the other thing is, like, I'm hosting typically, too.

02:26:47.880 So, I mean, they're coming to my place, but...

02:26:49.740 That's what I do.

02:26:50.580 I don't go to other people's houses.

02:26:51.720 I mean, to me, it's just like a time management thing just for myself, but also for the girl.

02:26:56.860 Like, do you really want to be driving 50?

02:26:59.500 I mean, if you really like the guy and it's worth it to you, but I've done the calculus

02:27:04.520 and it's just, to me, commuting that far for a girl is not worth it when there are women 1.00

02:27:09.180 in the city that are 5, 10, 15 minutes away by car.

02:27:13.340 So, to me, it's just not worth it.

02:27:15.760 But if you find a guy that you think that's worth it, some people are willing to go above

02:27:21.260 and beyond to make it work with someone, but me personally, like, I'm not driving that

02:27:28.600 far for a chick. 1.00

02:27:29.560 Yeah, it's your preference.

02:27:30.700 Yeah.

02:27:31.200 Yeah.

02:27:31.640 So, honestly, when it comes to relationships, a lot of people say love, commonality, shared 0.97

02:27:39.080 interests, great sex, whatever, all this shit, right, is what's important. 0.98

02:27:44.960 Convenience is what's important. 1.00

02:27:47.840 Convenience?

02:27:48.500 Convenience.

02:27:48.860 That's the number one, that's the number one thing.

02:27:51.500 So, I have a question for you.

02:27:52.580 What's up?

02:27:52.840 So, you say that you would date someone who lives far away if she's willing to come to 0.99

02:27:56.920 you.

02:27:57.180 Yes.

02:27:57.960 Would that freak you out if she's like, okay, well, then can I stay every weekend with

02:28:01.380 you?

02:28:02.700 Would it freak me out if she wanted to crash at my place?

02:28:05.240 Honestly, I don't like women sleeping in my bed, so. 1.00

02:28:07.820 So, then you'd always put her one day and then kick her out at the end of the day? 0.96

02:28:13.060 I, if I've been dating her for a long time, I, yes, but like early on, I honestly, I don't

02:28:20.580 like to share a bed with anyone. 0.99

02:28:23.440 I just, I, I value my sleep so much and I, I don't know, girls be fucking jacking the 1.00

02:28:28.560 covers and shit. 0.99

02:28:29.700 You're all fucking splayed out. 1.00

02:28:31.660 I just can't do it. 0.99

02:28:32.320 Have you never been in love?

02:28:33.820 I've been in love.

02:28:35.080 So, you don't like cuddles?

02:28:36.200 How did that go?

02:28:37.420 Love is like.

02:28:38.380 It was beautiful.

02:28:39.440 It was good.

02:28:40.340 It was good?

02:28:41.060 It was good.

02:28:41.540 Can I ask why it ended?

02:28:42.200 Separate bedrooms.

02:28:42.980 What's up?

02:28:43.460 No, I'm kidding.

02:28:44.240 Separate bedrooms and no cuddling.

02:28:45.920 Wow.

02:28:46.620 I've shared a bed with women, but it's like, it's just. 1.00

02:28:51.080 It's an ick.

02:28:52.180 It's not an ick.

02:28:53.260 It's a thing.

02:28:53.660 First off, if she snores, it's a wrap.

02:28:55.940 Okay.

02:28:56.740 If I snores it, that's the same with me.

02:28:58.440 If a chick snores, it's a wrap. 1.00

02:29:02.320 Yo, but.

02:29:02.820 If someone snores, I can't.

02:29:04.380 But what else?

02:29:05.320 There's a.

02:29:05.580 You just wake up.

02:29:08.100 Let's see.

02:29:10.300 Snoring's bad.

02:29:11.820 They have to be dead quiet for me to be willing to sleep.

02:29:14.220 Like, sleep in a bedroom.

02:29:15.140 Oh, no.

02:29:15.680 I get up like 50 million times.

02:29:17.540 I smoke weed, like, throughout the night.

02:29:19.800 Like, I wake up.

02:29:20.000 I can't do it.

02:29:21.000 I can't do it. 0.99

02:29:22.600 So, if you don't like a woman sleeping over, do you not like morning sex? 0.99

02:29:27.340 Ooh. 1.00

02:29:27.700 Nah.

02:29:28.260 I don't know.

02:29:28.960 Ooh.

02:29:30.020 Eh.

02:29:31.240 It's okay.

02:29:32.100 You never had that?

02:29:32.860 You never been looking at that? 0.99

02:29:33.100 I've had morning sex. 0.98

02:29:35.440 I'm trying to sleep. 1.00

02:29:36.560 Y'all trying to fuck in the morning. 1.00

02:29:37.680 I'm trying to sleep in. 1.00

02:29:39.920 Bitches be kissing on my earlobe and shit. 1.00

02:29:42.040 Like, no. 1.00

02:29:42.760 Trying to fucking sleep, son. 0.99

02:29:45.800 I'm trying to sleep. 1.00

02:29:46.840 It's not water.

02:29:47.380 Are they?

02:29:48.120 It's not water.

02:29:49.020 Are they leaving?

02:29:49.600 They're leaving.

02:29:50.200 Why?

02:29:51.480 Are they?

02:29:52.520 Why are they?

02:29:53.480 They're just dipping?

02:29:54.940 All right. 1.00

02:29:55.380 Peace out, fucking weirdos. 1.00

02:29:57.340 Okay. 1.00

02:29:58.380 Has that ever happened to you before?

02:30:00.160 Were they leaving because of the...

02:30:01.660 Because it was too long or something?

02:30:03.500 Oh, we have to go.

02:30:04.760 Something.

02:30:05.400 All right.

02:30:06.320 All right.

02:30:06.620 Um, so, uh, I'm wondering if I want to address the, uh, or change the microphone situation.

02:30:14.180 It should be fine.

02:30:15.420 But, um, well, that girl over there didn't get it. 1.00

02:30:18.260 I think, I think it was the, the morning sex thing upset them. 0.89

02:30:21.980 And they're like, dip.

02:30:22.700 Yeah, they didn't like it.

02:30:23.900 Yeah, I was being toxic, I guess.

02:30:25.420 But, uh.

02:30:25.940 I guess they're just bored.

02:30:27.440 But, like, I'm, I thought I was entertaining.

02:30:29.460 I guess I have something better to do.

02:30:30.720 It's all your fault.

02:30:31.660 Yeah, it's all my fault.

02:30:32.300 It's all your fault, Meg.

02:30:32.680 I scared them away.

02:30:33.900 It's all your fault, Meg.

02:30:35.000 You, uh.

02:30:35.600 I scared them away.

02:30:36.340 I scared them away.

02:30:37.420 It's okay.

02:30:37.880 I don't scare anyone away.

02:30:38.960 I just think they're, like, have something else to do.

02:30:41.000 And they just think it's funny.

02:30:42.640 Yeah.

02:30:43.260 Um, okay.

02:30:43.980 I don't know what we were talking about.

02:30:45.220 We were, let me get these soup chats here. 0.91

02:30:46.800 About morning sex. 0.99

02:30:47.340 About you not liking morning sex. 0.99

02:30:48.880 Yeah. 0.92

02:30:49.340 All right. 1.00

02:30:49.780 I love morning sex. 0.99

02:30:50.340 Let's start the therapy session. 0.99

02:30:51.860 All right.

02:30:53.860 They said. 0.98

02:30:55.080 Morning sex is, uh. 0.99

02:30:57.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.99

02:30:58.360 Okay, Sharky.

02:30:59.100 Uh, okay.

02:31:01.440 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99

02:31:02.040 Morning sex. 0.98

02:31:02.680 It's okay, I guess. 0.99

02:31:03.560 But, uh.

02:31:04.940 I prefer evening.

02:31:06.340 Afternoon Delight is, is better, I reckon.

02:31:09.360 Lights on or lights off?

02:31:11.120 Both.

02:31:12.000 Both is fine, I guess.

02:31:12.840 You just sit there flickering.

02:31:13.840 Yes.

02:31:14.140 Yes.

02:31:14.240 Yes.

02:31:15.900 I'm like, this, this position, this position, I can see you.

02:31:21.300 Just switch the lights and tow it to the next position.

02:31:23.300 This, this other position, I don't like this angle on you, so turn it off. 0.98

02:31:27.120 Let me dim this for the fucking second. 0.98

02:31:29.320 Yeah. 0.99

02:31:29.540 No, the lighting's not great.

02:31:31.460 All right.

02:31:31.660 But, like, in the bed or, like, in a car, do you like better? 0.99

02:31:36.500 Car sex is terrible, no. 0.99

02:31:37.900 Okay, good. 0.99

02:31:38.680 Everyone, like, thinks I like car sex. 0.92

02:31:40.920 I don't think that's good. 0.99

02:31:41.880 I like car sex. 0.99

02:31:42.620 I'm too big for car sex. 0.99

02:31:44.280 I don't know if you think I fit in a car like that, but no. 0.94

02:31:47.720 Yo, Flan Life, thank you for the five gifted.

02:31:49.600 Appreciate it, man.

02:31:50.300 Public. 0.93

02:31:50.540 Yeah, car sex, no good. 0.99

02:31:52.000 Beach sex, no good. 0.99

02:31:53.140 No, I just like my bed. 0.96

02:31:54.860 I think I must have upset her because I said I wasn't willing to drive to Camarillo.

02:31:59.680 Oh, yeah.

02:32:00.020 Oh, my God.

02:32:00.680 She probably just wanted to date you. 1.00

02:32:02.200 I'm joking.

02:32:02.740 I'm joking.

02:32:03.260 Doubtful.

02:32:03.800 I mean, to be fair.

02:32:05.420 I'm too toxic on the show for any of the girls to want to date me, but go ahead.

02:32:08.300 To be fair, this corner has been a little bit more quiet.

02:32:13.120 Yeah.

02:32:13.500 So, it could have been that.

02:32:14.960 Yeah, they were more quiet, and they don't do OnlyFans or anything like that.

02:32:18.720 It usually makes most people uncomfortable.

02:32:20.780 We are used to this.

02:32:22.340 Yeah, we're used to that.

02:32:23.460 They told me that they just had to go somewhere.

02:32:26.640 Oh.

02:32:27.260 Yeah.

02:32:27.480 Yeah, they said they had to be somewhere or something on a Sunday.

02:32:31.160 They thought this was going to last, go quicker.

02:32:34.680 That's what they said earlier.

02:32:36.000 Okay.

02:32:37.060 But they obviously don't have to go somewhere.

02:32:39.300 They're just...

02:32:39.760 It's all good.

02:32:40.760 Maybe they do.

02:32:41.620 Maybe they do, and they just want to have fun somewhere else.

02:32:45.460 Well, I guess I was...

02:32:46.800 Maybe there's a frat party tonight.

02:32:47.700 I was just...

02:32:48.580 No, I was just upset.

02:32:50.760 I thought they were just going to the bathroom.

02:32:52.400 If they said, oh, we have to go, like if they said goodbye, but I was just like, are

02:32:56.180 you guys coming?

02:32:57.600 What's to do?

02:32:58.320 So, anyways, whatever.

02:32:59.480 Yo, Casey Supreme, thank you for the $20 soup chat.

02:33:01.620 Just wanted to say hi to Shania.

02:33:03.280 Glad to see you on the pod again.

02:33:04.620 Brian, when are you going to have Chase on again?

02:33:07.920 Working on getting Chase back on.

02:33:10.100 If we do bring Chase back on, we're going to get a really solid panel for him.

02:33:14.000 So, actually, we maybe should have brought him on tonight, but tonight would have been

02:33:19.020 very interesting with Chase, but Casey, thank you for the...

02:33:22.480 Who is Chase?

02:33:23.420 And hi.

02:33:24.220 Oh, Chase.

02:33:24.700 He's one of the...

02:33:25.660 He's a guy.

02:33:26.540 He's been on the show a couple times.

02:33:28.040 He's a very traditional conservative guy.

02:33:32.960 Oh, gosh.

02:33:33.520 That would have been fun.

02:33:34.540 That would have been really fun.

02:33:35.920 That would have been good.

02:33:36.780 A debate.

02:33:37.380 I would have loved that.

02:33:38.280 Me too.

02:33:38.540 I would have loved that.

02:33:39.240 He's waiting until marriage to have sex.

02:33:41.260 So, like, super traditional.

02:33:42.680 That would have been so interesting.

02:33:44.000 That would have been a lot of fun.

02:33:44.940 That would be a good contrast.

02:33:46.860 Very traditional guy.

02:33:48.080 So, that would have been interesting.

02:33:49.320 Sorry, Chase, if you're watching.

02:33:50.440 You should have been on the show.

02:33:51.420 But, yeah.

02:33:52.460 Guys, get your super chats in.

02:33:53.680 We're going to wrap up here pretty soon, I think.

02:33:55.580 She's right there.

02:33:56.700 Yeah.

02:33:57.060 So, did you get to go on something dating related you wanted to get off your chest?

02:34:02.500 No.

02:34:02.860 I do have a question for kind of everyone.

02:34:05.460 Sure.

02:34:06.160 So, I was just talking about this the other night.

02:34:09.240 And when you consider adding to your body count, are you saying just sex?

02:34:16.480 Or is it also fooling around, foreplay, that sort of stuff? 0.90

02:34:21.180 I feel like it's just sex. 0.63

02:34:22.960 So, then, on top of that, does that mean women who sleep with women have a zero body count?

02:34:33.880 That's a good one. 0.99

02:34:35.720 Lesbians don't count. 1.00

02:34:39.240 I think they count, honestly. 0.97

02:34:42.160 But, like, people don't count it as much because they're like, that's hot.

02:34:45.640 Guys just have, like, a, you know, guys are like, oh, it's hot. 0.98

02:34:48.240 They would think it's hotter if you, like, fucked more girls than guys. 1.00

02:34:51.940 What do you think? 1.00

02:34:53.360 I'm torn.

02:34:54.340 Yeah, it's a hard one.

02:34:55.540 It's a hard one, yeah.

02:34:56.020 Because, truthfully, it is, like, when I think of it, I'm like, okay, it's when, I hate to say the word, but insertion happens.

02:35:02.720 Thank you.

02:35:04.600 Penetration.

02:35:05.140 Yeah, penetration. 0.94

02:35:05.840 But, I mean, you know, when you sleep with a woman, there's not really. 1.00

02:35:11.360 There's never really any penetration.

02:35:12.760 Yeah.

02:35:13.220 And that's still a connection.

02:35:15.200 Something's going on.

02:35:16.020 Something's going down.

02:35:17.040 Yeah.

02:35:17.240 So, then you kind of start thinking, like, okay, do you count it to your body count if they make you finish?

02:35:24.000 Do you count it to your body count if.

02:35:27.460 Scissoring?

02:35:28.240 I think it's.

02:35:29.620 I'm torn.

02:35:31.040 Scissoring?

02:35:31.780 Is scissoring the.

02:35:34.140 Yes.

02:35:35.020 Is that.

02:35:35.940 Is that how it is for us?

02:35:37.040 Well, I would say that, if anything, if that has to count, if two women. 0.99

02:35:44.000 If you are rubbing your coochies together.

02:35:45.500 If you're rubbing your coochies together.

02:35:47.280 If there is a spark. 0.98

02:35:49.060 You have sex. 1.00

02:35:50.320 Me licking your boobs. 1.00

02:35:51.800 Don't. 1.00

02:35:52.160 Like it.

02:35:52.760 Like it. 0.98

02:35:53.320 She licked my boobs yesterday, and she was like, you can't like it. 1.00

02:35:56.520 I said, okay. 0.99

02:35:57.560 She licked all our boobs and said we couldn't like it. 1.00

02:35:59.360 Yeah, Meg, she licked all of our boobs. 1.00

02:36:00.960 Wait, you licked all the girls' boobs. 1.00

02:36:02.260 Yeah, she licked all of our boobs, and she was like, before I lick your guys' boobs, I need to say, you don't like it. 1.00

02:36:09.680 No homo, but I'm going to lick your titties. 1.00

02:36:11.640 And we're like, okay, Meg, we won't like it. 1.00

02:36:13.920 All of us are, like, bisexual. 0.92

02:36:14.940 And we're like, don't, don't lick it. 0.99

02:36:19.440 Oh my god, I hate it so much.

02:36:21.160 Stop.

02:36:21.920 No, please.

02:36:22.840 No, I just thought it was funny.

02:36:24.320 Do you have, like, a degradation kink? 1.00

02:36:25.560 It was just, like, for OnlyFans.

02:36:26.860 I just did, like, a video of them.

02:36:27.700 I do.

02:36:28.640 Like, me licking all of them just because of my tongue, and I thought it was funny.

02:36:32.480 So, do you have a degradation kink? 0.99

02:36:35.180 What does that mean?

02:36:35.840 To be degraded?

02:36:37.300 No. 0.99

02:36:38.220 Because, like, you said you wanted the girls to not like it, so maybe they were, like, fucking looking at you all. 0.97

02:36:42.280 No, I just did that because, like, I was just, like, don't like it. 0.92

02:36:45.520 Because, like, I never really met these girls before until yesterday.

02:36:49.200 And, like, I was friends with them for a while.

02:36:51.300 So, like, I never know what can happen. 0.99

02:36:53.440 Instead of a handshake, you lick some titties. 0.99

02:36:55.280 Yes. 1.00

02:36:56.180 Okay.

02:36:56.980 Yes.

02:36:57.800 Good times.

02:36:58.840 That's a good way to meet somebody.

02:37:00.480 Wait, so, to answer your question, though, I think for women, it's either oral or, um... 1.00

02:37:07.000 Scissoring. 1.00

02:37:07.320 Fucking scissoring, I guess. 1.00

02:37:08.520 For sure, scissoring. 1.00

02:37:09.720 Fingering. 1.00

02:37:10.400 I don't think fingering counts as sex. 1.00

02:37:12.300 No, fingering doesn't count as sex. 1.00

02:37:13.340 That doesn't count as sex. 1.00

02:37:14.540 That's finger banging. 1.00

02:37:15.780 Yeah, I don't count all the people that has fingered me before.

02:37:18.540 That's weird.

02:37:18.840 Wait, what?

02:37:19.240 I, like, never count all the time.

02:37:21.800 If you touch me, you count.

02:37:23.420 You've never...

02:37:24.280 Wait, hold on.

02:37:24.720 Just repeat that?

02:37:25.780 Like, it was, like, a body count of someone fingering me.

02:37:28.860 That's, like, weird. 0.98

02:37:29.520 You don't count that as sex.

02:37:31.200 That's just weird.

02:37:32.960 Why do you have that?

02:37:34.020 Oh, just the math.

02:37:35.280 It's the math.

02:37:36.000 Math ain't math.

02:37:37.300 Why do you have the math thing?

02:37:39.180 I don't know.

02:37:39.900 Because we're counting.

02:37:41.020 We're doing math here?

02:37:41.820 We're not counting.

02:37:42.480 We're not doing math.

02:37:43.100 Oh, oh, shoot.

02:37:43.820 I was just saying body counts.

02:37:45.760 Like, what are you on?

02:37:46.920 No, I was just saying it doesn't count.

02:37:48.500 And someone fingers you as, like, a body count.

02:37:51.480 That's just weird.

02:37:52.720 I don't know why you have to think and be like, oh, math. 0.84

02:37:54.600 This is not dumb. 0.88

02:37:56.820 I did...

02:37:57.980 What was... 1.00

02:37:58.740 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:37:59.720 I never took a calculator to calculus class. 1.00

02:38:01.880 Okay, so...

02:38:02.500 I never took a calculator class.

02:38:04.140 So you don't know how to do math, then?

02:38:05.680 Pretty much.

02:38:06.340 It's okay.

02:38:06.840 My mom does my math for me.

02:38:08.840 Your mom does the math.

02:38:10.060 What else?

02:38:10.560 And she also does your OnlyFans for you, kind of? 0.94

02:38:12.580 No.

02:38:12.760 Well, she takes the photos, right?

02:38:13.820 No, she does.

02:38:14.480 This is my manager.

02:38:15.740 Oh.

02:38:15.980 And my mom takes... 0.81

02:38:18.500 Has taken photos of me before, but, like, she just does my taxes for me.

02:38:22.380 I see, I see.

02:38:23.460 Okay, gotcha.

02:38:24.580 So then, on the topic of body count, and you brought it up a little bit, do you guys think,

02:38:32.260 kind of, I think we sort of touched on this before, do you think body count should matter?

02:38:37.000 Or actually, let me ask a different question.

02:38:39.160 Do you object to men caring about body count?

02:38:42.640 Yeah.

02:38:43.100 Yeah.

02:38:43.640 Yeah, we've already asked.

02:38:44.300 Yeah.

02:38:44.580 Oh, okay.

02:38:45.040 Yeah, we've done.

02:38:45.480 And do you think body count should matter, yes or no?

02:38:48.560 I don't think body count should matter, as long as everyone's safe and tested.

02:38:52.600 Yeah, I agree.

02:38:52.900 So, like, you know, before you sleep with someone, it's good to be like, hey, when was the last

02:38:56.740 time you were tested?

02:38:57.680 Do you want to go get tested together?

02:38:59.340 Something like that.

02:39:00.320 Sure.

02:39:00.520 So, as long as...

02:39:01.300 If it's a high body count, I don't care, but let's just make sure everyone's safe.

02:39:05.200 Exactly.

02:39:05.480 I think as long as there's, like, that mutual respect, like, you guys can talk about it,

02:39:09.760 have that mutual respect in how you feel and everything, and then it should kind of

02:39:13.260 go smoothly.

02:39:14.220 Sure.

02:39:15.600 So, should body count matter, just yes or no?

02:39:18.860 Put the microphone in front of you, if you can, please.

02:39:20.900 Thank you.

02:39:21.280 Sorry.

02:39:21.700 You're fine.

02:39:22.900 Yes.

02:39:23.580 Okay.

02:39:23.980 What about you?

02:39:24.740 I don't think it matters.

02:39:26.440 Yes and no, no.

02:39:27.220 It doesn't matter to me.

02:39:29.220 I'm going to have to say, as long as they're safe with it, it doesn't matter to me.

02:39:32.120 Yeah.

02:39:32.660 I'm just all about safety.

02:39:34.320 Okay.

02:39:34.540 So, question here.

02:39:35.500 So, if body count doesn't matter, what's your body count? 0.99

02:39:40.600 I didn't know we were going that route with this fucking question. 0.99

02:39:45.080 Guys and girls, or just guys? 1.00

02:39:48.120 Both.

02:39:49.060 Both.

02:39:49.560 Separately.

02:39:50.220 I mean...

02:39:51.520 A little closer to the mic.

02:39:52.760 Guys, I've only slept with, like, six guys, to be honest, but I've collabed with quite

02:39:57.180 a few women. 0.88

02:39:58.540 Okay.

02:39:58.800 I do it for, like, business.

02:40:00.620 I'm not, like, trying to, like, make a girlfriend out of her, but if we can both make money off

02:40:04.800 of this situation, it's like, okay.

02:40:07.020 So, quite a few women, like, do you have a range? 1.00

02:40:11.520 Like her.

02:40:12.940 Then that's really it.

02:40:13.820 Oh, so... 1.00

02:40:14.180 Like I said, I don't fuck. 0.99

02:40:16.440 I don't engage with people often. 1.00

02:40:20.000 I engage with her.

02:40:21.600 Oh.

02:40:22.220 So, there's a very specific amount of people I like to engage with.

02:40:25.140 Like I said, safety is priority.

02:40:26.600 I'm not going to hook up with somebody.

02:40:28.440 Okay.

02:40:29.740 So, you said six guys.

02:40:31.240 Yeah.

02:40:31.420 Okay.

02:40:32.140 What about you? 0.99

02:40:32.640 I was 12 because, like, I just was a dumb idiot in high school, but that's not even 1.00

02:40:38.920 that bad. 0.99

02:40:39.720 Honestly, people where I live have, like, 30 at, like, 21.

02:40:45.340 I mean, yeah, it's...

02:40:47.760 People are, like, worse.

02:40:48.680 There's definitely people...

02:40:49.280 There's definitely people out there with worse.

02:40:51.720 I mean, like, this is Isla Vista.

02:40:53.980 It's, like, a college town.

02:40:55.720 Fresh, like, freshman, first quarter, freshman, first semester, girls will put up, like, 20, 0.99

02:41:00.820 30, 40 bodies their first fucking few months. 0.99

02:41:04.180 I just kiss a lot of guys. 0.99

02:41:05.540 I don't get with the guys.

02:41:06.520 You just kiss them.

02:41:07.260 You just kiss them.

02:41:08.220 It doesn't matter to me.

02:41:09.020 I can kiss anyone.

02:41:09.920 Okay.

02:41:12.040 For girls, probably 15, maybe 15, 13 to 15. 0.87

02:41:24.020 Guys, if you count, I've had sex with three people. 0.82

02:41:27.560 One was...

02:41:28.660 The fourth was non-consensual, so I don't count that.

02:41:32.080 Yikes.

02:41:32.760 Sorry to hear that.

02:41:33.780 Good.

02:41:34.480 Yeah, I don't kiss and tell.

02:41:36.460 Okay.

02:41:37.280 Yeah.

02:41:38.700 Two.

02:41:40.180 Still two?

02:41:40.920 Still two.

02:41:41.980 Last time, it was two.

02:41:42.980 It was.

02:41:43.860 Before that, it was one.

02:41:45.540 One.

02:41:46.320 And you...

02:41:46.800 Okay.

02:41:47.120 Got it.

02:41:48.240 Okay.

02:41:48.940 What about you?

02:41:50.160 Well, I think body count matters.

02:41:52.540 So, as a man of God, I do not reveal my body count.

02:42:00.260 I don't really care, honestly, what people think, so, like, why not? 0.99

02:42:05.100 Who called the pussy police? 1.00

02:42:06.860 Why are we so... 0.99

02:42:07.740 What? 1.00

02:42:08.060 The pussy police? 1.00

02:42:09.160 What do you mean? 1.00

02:42:10.380 What's the pussy police? 1.00

02:42:13.000 Like, the people who genuinely give a shit about where you put your coochie. 1.00

02:42:17.320 Like, the ones that are, like, actually mad. 0.99

02:42:19.640 Like, if you're mad at a girl strictly because she slept with this amount of people...

02:42:23.900 Wait, closer to the mic.

02:42:24.600 Closer to the mic. 1.00

02:42:24.680 You are the pussy police if you're that mad about what a girl is doing with her coochie. 1.00

02:42:28.040 If it's not your girl, it's not your problem. 0.99

02:42:30.680 Well, I don't think guys are mad.

02:42:34.000 Or they don't care.

02:42:36.420 Well...

02:42:37.060 Some people do.

02:42:38.120 Some people don't.

02:42:38.740 It's just different with everyone.

02:42:39.440 Well, men care, but it's in terms of the women that they'd want to date. 0.87

02:42:43.920 Yeah.

02:42:44.480 So, they wouldn't want to date a girl.

02:42:46.020 If you're not, like, if you're pursuing this woman for a relationship, ask whatever the 0.99

02:42:50.480 fuck you want. 0.99

02:42:50.860 You have every option to do so. 1.00

02:42:52.200 You're trying to pursue a relationship.

02:42:53.500 If you're just looking at a female and someone's like, yeah, she slept with, like, 12 people. 1.00

02:42:58.400 Like, are you the pussy police? 1.00

02:43:00.140 Is that your problem? 1.00

02:43:01.900 The pussy police. 1.00

02:43:02.800 The PP. 1.00

02:43:03.840 The pussy police. 1.00

02:43:04.860 There seems to be a lot of them. 0.99

02:43:05.960 I don't know where they get trained. 0.99

02:43:06.920 We need a pussy police change. 1.00

02:43:08.280 All right. 0.99

02:43:09.940 Guys, get your last minute super chats in here.

02:43:11.760 We're going to wrap up here pretty soon.

02:43:13.500 All right.

02:43:13.920 So, let's see here.

02:43:16.020 Um, I wanted to ask.

02:43:20.340 What is something juicy?

02:43:21.340 I need to argue with you guys about something.

02:43:23.420 I feel like we need to have a debate.

02:43:24.520 Do you usually argue with people on this show?

02:43:26.040 Yeah, sometimes.

02:43:26.880 We get into some heated debate, but I feel like you guys, it's been a fun, fun little

02:43:29.980 combo.

02:43:30.660 So, uh, I'm trying to think.

02:43:33.640 You said you want something juicy.

02:43:35.280 What do you want besides a woman? 1.00

02:43:38.940 Besides a woman. 1.00

02:43:39.740 Um, I don't know.

02:43:43.280 I'm like trying to, I'm trying to think we're like, who's here?

02:43:45.660 Like, what's going on?

02:43:48.140 Um, would it offend you if a guy, did I already ask this?

02:43:52.380 Would it offend you if a guy didn't want, he wasn't rude about it, but he just didn't

02:43:56.000 want to date you or take you seriously because, uh, you either did only fans or had like

02:44:01.620 a, you know, I didn't care.

02:44:03.580 I couldn't care.

02:44:04.540 I literally made it right when the guy I was dating at the time said, don't do that.

02:44:08.400 And I did it.

02:44:09.060 I don't care.

02:44:09.820 I just laughed my way to the bank.

02:44:11.020 Yeah.

02:44:11.220 I'm not saying that, well, have you, have you encountered guys that have had an issue

02:44:18.300 with it?

02:44:19.220 Yes.

02:44:20.120 Yeah, I have.

02:44:21.100 A lot of men have an issue with women doing only fans.

02:44:23.240 Most men have an issue. 0.88

02:44:25.360 Most men have an issue with women doing only fans, even though they're the ones buying it.

02:44:29.980 True. 0.96

02:44:30.160 They have such a large problem with women selling pictures of their boobs on the internet. 1.00

02:44:34.560 Well, I can. 0.86

02:44:35.620 Huge problem with it. 1.00

02:44:37.260 Well, God, you suck. 1.00

02:44:39.020 You mean they have an issue with it in terms of they wouldn't date a girl who did only fans 1.00

02:44:44.300 in terms of like, for some reason, they just think that like, okay, I took a picture of

02:44:49.180 my boobs.

02:44:49.820 Like you are closer to the mic. 0.98

02:44:52.460 Like, I don't know.

02:44:53.580 Most men look at it as most, I guess most women look at it as a way to make money. 1.00

02:44:59.040 It's just another job for us. 1.00

02:45:00.320 But most men are like, you are the biggest whore I've ever met in my life. 1.00

02:45:03.420 It's like, you have no idea who I've slept with or when, but you just automatically place 1.00

02:45:07.000 the name of whore on an OF girl. 0.97

02:45:10.000 Because why? 1.00

02:45:10.960 Because you just assumed she's a whore. 1.00

02:45:14.220 That's on you. 0.99

02:45:14.980 You're allowed to have your personal opinions about OF girls.

02:45:17.360 But like I said, most men seem to have a problem with women doing it.

02:45:21.500 But where do we get our money?

02:45:23.880 The men that have a problem with us doing it.

02:45:25.500 Okay, so, well, I do agree with you that there is like, I think there definitely is a stigma

02:45:31.640 attached to it.

02:45:32.240 Like there's a perception like, oh, she does OF or she's a stripper. 1.00

02:45:35.380 There's a huge stigma attached to it.

02:45:36.640 Yeah, like for strippers or girls who do OF. 1.00

02:45:38.320 Anybody in the sexual work industry will have that stigma put on them. 0.50

02:45:42.460 Whether it's stripping, whether it's OnlyFans, whether it's chatterbait, whether it's actual

02:45:46.660 prostitution or whatever.

02:45:47.800 Everybody's going to have a problem with that. 0.92

02:45:48.580 Can you tilt the mic down towards you?

02:45:50.640 Yeah, yeah.

02:45:50.980 Everybody's going to have a problem with it.

02:45:53.260 Okay.

02:45:54.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:45:55.760 Even if it's not theirs to worry about, they're still probably going to worry about it.

02:46:00.920 And you were saying that the guys who buy your OnlyFans, they would have, even though

02:46:07.480 they support you.

02:46:08.420 Oh, yes.

02:46:08.800 There's so many men that will.

02:46:10.100 They buy you.

02:46:10.680 Yeah, they'll go through and buy content and then like I'll see like a video online and 1.00

02:46:14.400 their comments like, yeah, fuck those OnlyFans girls. 1.00

02:46:16.520 I'm like, you just sent me like $500. 1.00

02:46:18.480 What do you mean?

02:46:19.560 Literally.

02:46:20.100 You're so closeted right now. 0.99

02:46:21.200 Or like you have a big forehead, you're so ugly, and then you like, you just sent me 0.99

02:46:24.840 a lot of money. 0.99

02:46:25.560 It's like, okay.

02:46:26.360 Or they like start spam calling me yesterday, like all day. 1.00

02:46:30.020 It's just like stupid. 1.00

02:46:32.040 Spam calling? 1.00

02:46:32.700 Most of them are just trying to hide the fact that they support the women that they're trying

02:46:35.800 to hate against. 0.99

02:46:36.680 I don't know why guys can't just be more open about jerking off. 1.00

02:46:37.980 I don't know why they can't just be like, yay, she has raised titties. 0.99

02:46:40.640 Everybody does it.

02:46:41.340 Well, I think there is a difference though between consuming something and then also

02:46:48.360 a guy might say, hey, it's cool if you do that, but I don't think I'd want to date a

02:46:53.180 You're allowed to have a personal preference.

02:46:54.100 I don't think I'd want to date a girl. 1.00

02:46:55.820 That's fine.

02:46:56.520 Then don't.

02:46:56.800 Who did that.

02:46:57.560 Then don't.

02:46:58.300 Yeah.

02:46:58.460 There's plenty of girls who don't do it. 1.00

02:46:59.940 Go find one.

02:47:00.480 Yeah, plenty.

02:47:01.200 Go find one.

02:47:01.280 I would date someone that did that because like, why not?

02:47:04.200 I think it's like interesting, like to find stuff out about them to see like if they

02:47:08.640 do sex on OnlyFans or if they like do all that different stuff.

02:47:13.280 Oh, okay. 1.00

02:47:14.100 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:47:15.340 Good times. 1.00

02:47:16.160 Horny.

02:47:16.980 Yeah.

02:47:17.340 Horny.

02:47:17.900 Exactly.

02:47:18.700 Exactly.

02:47:21.360 Yeah.

02:47:21.760 I mean, I think definitely just comes down to preferences.

02:47:24.540 Me personally, I don't think I would have like, I think I would, I'd be okay dating a

02:47:28.720 girl.

02:47:29.000 I'm probably going to get roasted in the chat.

02:47:30.480 I'd be okay dating a girl if she did solo content. 1.00

02:47:33.700 Yeah.

02:47:34.260 But like, I feel like me personally, like I would feel, yeah, girl, girl, girl, probably

02:47:40.180 okay.

02:47:40.540 But I feel like if she did BG stuff, I'd probably look free to do whatever you want, but just

02:47:45.800 like for me, I'd, I'd maybe feel a bit uncomfortable with it.

02:47:48.480 I'd probably just say, Hey, we're just not a right match.

02:47:50.940 We're not a right fit.

02:47:51.400 Would you do BG content with her if you were dating her?

02:47:53.700 No.

02:47:53.860 No.

02:47:54.840 I wouldn't.

02:47:55.440 No.

02:47:55.640 Most women in relationships only do boy girl content with their husband or their wife. 1.00

02:47:59.420 Yeah.

02:47:59.720 Yeah.

02:48:00.000 Yeah.

02:48:00.600 There's most women in OF don't just go out and like find, I mean, I can't say that. 0.99

02:48:05.340 I don't really know every girl that does OF, but from the majority that I know, even 0.98

02:48:09.100 if you're single, they don't just go out and look.

02:48:11.700 No.

02:48:12.080 They don't just like drunk.

02:48:13.240 They just do that.

02:48:13.900 And they don't remember.

02:48:14.660 It's way more of a process.

02:48:16.420 It's way more of a process.

02:48:17.700 Paperwork.

02:48:18.140 You have to fill out.

02:48:18.960 There has to be like two consenting parties testing.

02:48:21.280 Like she said, you know, it's, it's all legal.

02:48:23.820 It's all legal.

02:48:24.540 It's business.

02:48:24.980 Like I said, it's a job.

02:48:26.480 It's an occupation.

02:48:27.080 It's not what people think it is.

02:48:30.340 You want something spicy.

02:48:31.900 Do you have, have you been, have you been thinking of something spicy to kind of send

02:48:37.320 us out on?

02:48:38.600 No, no, I haven't, but you are the host.

02:48:42.140 Maya, I was, I was relying on you.

02:48:44.200 Okay.

02:48:44.940 I can, I'm trying to, I can think, trying to think here.

02:48:48.300 Oh, is it a deal breaker for guy who won't go down on you?

02:48:50.740 How about that?

02:48:51.740 Oh God.

02:48:52.360 Yeah.

02:48:52.740 If you don't go down on me, I'm not going down on you.

02:48:53.720 I mean, if you expect me to give you head, why wouldn't I get any?

02:48:56.580 That's not very nice.

02:48:58.060 Yeah.

02:48:58.200 That doesn't sound very fair to me.

02:48:59.780 I'll do it first and then I'll give you pleasure.

02:49:01.940 You're done.

02:49:03.100 So deal breaker, deal breaker.

02:49:05.300 Yeah.

02:49:05.740 Deal breaker.

02:49:06.460 Yeah.

02:49:06.540 Why wouldn't you want to go down on who you're with?

02:49:09.320 Are you like scared of coochie? 1.00

02:49:11.620 Are you gay? 1.00

02:49:12.720 That's what I think of someone. 1.00

02:49:14.140 Are you allergic? 1.00

02:49:14.240 I think someone's gay if they don't go down. 1.00

02:49:16.320 Like I literally have like best friends and they're like, I haven't done this.

02:49:19.500 Like I haven't slept with someone and I'm like 20 years old.

02:49:21.760 Like I love people and then I'm like, okay, so like, are you straight? 0.85

02:49:25.080 Are you gay?

02:49:25.460 It's like, I just like get confused.

02:49:26.980 I always want to note about someone and that's wants me to like learn about someone more.

02:49:31.740 You know what I mean?

02:49:32.860 So I'm just like, what are you?

02:49:37.820 So, okay.

02:49:39.280 Okay.

02:49:39.760 So.

02:49:40.420 Sorry if I brainwashed you.

02:49:42.480 I'm brainwashed.

02:49:44.980 I'm brainwashed right now.

02:49:47.280 So.

02:49:49.260 Okay.

02:49:49.720 So deal breaker.

02:49:50.480 Did you answer?

02:49:51.300 No.

02:49:51.960 Okay.

02:49:52.280 Go ahead.

02:49:53.000 I like giving more than receiving.

02:49:55.020 So it's not.

02:49:56.740 Wait, you, you prefer giving over receiving.

02:49:59.860 Yes.

02:50:03.260 Nice.

02:50:04.920 All right.

02:50:06.260 I'm going to tell you guys, I'm going to tell you guys.

02:50:07.940 So I haven't gone down on a girl since the Bush administration.

02:50:12.040 Not the Bush administration.

02:50:14.940 That's like 2007.

02:50:15.980 Did you mean to say that?

02:50:17.240 I meant to say that.

02:50:18.260 No pun intended.

02:50:19.200 No pun intended.

02:50:21.880 Can I ask you why?

02:50:23.440 I just don't really like it.

02:50:25.200 Just a preference.

02:50:26.900 Do you like getting head?

02:50:28.340 I do.

02:50:28.940 That's nice.

02:50:29.500 So do we.

02:50:32.000 It is.

02:50:33.160 Yeah, it is.

02:50:33.820 Yeah, cool.

02:50:34.780 Yeah, I just, you know, I got, I got neck problems.

02:50:37.940 Oh, my God.

02:50:38.300 Stop lying.

02:50:39.200 That was too small.

02:50:41.300 Yeah.

02:50:42.340 Find me a river, baby.

02:50:43.840 Neck problems.

02:50:46.440 Yeah.

02:50:47.020 Just honestly never. 1.00

02:50:49.360 Pussy's great. 1.00

02:50:50.080 Love pussy, but just. 1.00

02:50:51.360 You love fucking pussy. 1.00

02:50:52.700 I like, I like fucking pussy. 1.00

02:50:54.340 Yeah. 1.00

02:50:54.520 I like looking at pussy and I like touching pussy, but putting my mouth to pussy for some 1.00

02:50:58.440 reason. 1.00

02:50:59.580 I don't know.

02:51:00.100 I don't like it.

02:51:00.160 Did you have a bad experience doing it?

02:51:01.940 Yeah.

02:51:02.040 Is that why?

02:51:02.740 No, no, no bad experiences.

02:51:04.040 Just, I did it a couple times.

02:51:05.480 Just didn't really, didn't really enjoy it.

02:51:07.620 Did she enjoy it?

02:51:08.040 Did it taste weird or something?

02:51:09.420 Like, why didn't you not enjoy it?

02:51:11.020 Uh, I guess, I suppose there's a, there is a slight. 1.00

02:51:14.120 I think real, real men eat pussy. 1.00

02:51:17.080 Yeah. 1.00

02:51:17.480 I mean.

02:51:19.900 Nah. 1.00

02:51:21.280 Real men don't eat pussy. 1.00

02:51:23.240 Real men. 1.00

02:51:23.600 I've literally never heard that.

02:51:25.960 I've never, ever heard of a guy saying he doesn't go down on a girl.

02:51:29.100 You've never heard a guy say that he doesn't go down on a girl? 0.94

02:51:31.800 No.

02:51:32.280 I won't get anywhere near you if you're not going to do the same thing to me. 1.00

02:51:35.840 I was like, if you thought I was just going to suck your wiener and go away, you really 1.00

02:51:40.440 thought. 1.00

02:51:41.320 You really thought. 1.00

02:51:42.360 I mean, what if you just suck the wiener and hung out? 0.99

02:51:45.220 Like, okay, like, no. 0.99

02:51:46.940 Why did you get to that and I didn't?

02:51:48.720 That's not fair.

02:51:49.420 You get to not, but like, I don't get the finish.

02:51:51.580 My finish doesn't matter, but yours does?

02:51:54.400 That's so inconsiderate to your partner.

02:51:55.960 Well, hold on.

02:51:55.980 First off, I believe the girl should come first. 0.97

02:51:59.380 The girl comes first, right? 0.99

02:52:01.060 I'm, I make, I'll make the girl come with hands, toys, whatever, sex, but head, just 1.00

02:52:07.840 not my thing. 1.00

02:52:08.340 I don't like it.

02:52:08.880 You know, it's a preference.

02:52:09.700 It's a preference.

02:52:10.200 And not everybody, not every single woman enjoys head. 0.83

02:52:12.600 You just got to find one that's like, no, thank you.

02:52:14.880 There's lots of women that don't like getting head. 1.00

02:52:17.780 And those are keepers.

02:52:19.300 And those are the ones that probably will give you more head because they're not expecting

02:52:25.380 anything back.

02:52:26.400 It's great.

02:52:26.920 You're probably going to get more head.

02:52:28.040 It's a great, what's it called?

02:52:30.840 It's a great arrangement.

02:52:32.800 Yeah.

02:52:33.060 Because you're getting something and they're not.

02:52:34.820 That's why it's a great arrangement.

02:52:35.580 But there's also men out there who love.

02:52:36.980 That's what I like too, honestly.

02:52:38.620 Oh, you like, you like to receive head and then not give it back.

02:52:42.360 Yeah.

02:52:42.540 Yo, what's up?

02:52:43.020 High five.

02:52:43.400 What's up?

02:52:44.620 We'll do, we'll do an air high five.

02:52:46.580 Air high five.

02:52:47.500 Okay. 1.00

02:52:47.780 I think it's all, it's like, if you get to nut, bitch, I'm going to nut too. 1.00

02:52:50.940 Yeah. 1.00

02:52:53.020 That doesn't happen.

02:52:53.960 I can give you, I guess I can give you a couple of reasons.

02:52:57.160 Like, so one, first off, my previous stance on it was have to be in a relationship with

02:53:03.620 a girl to do it.

02:53:04.400 I agree with that.

02:53:05.000 Because like the way girls be moving and guys, guys move this way too. 0.99

02:53:09.340 But I'm like, you have to assume when you first meet someone that they're fucking at 0.77

02:53:14.940 least one other person and they might not even be upfront. 0.94

02:53:18.280 They might lie about it.

02:53:19.160 They might say, Oh, I'm just, I'm not dating anyone.

02:53:21.280 So to me, like, again, it kind of goes back to the body count thing.

02:53:25.240 Like if a girl just hooked up with a guy three hours ago last night, I'm going to go down 0.96

02:53:30.760 on it.

02:53:31.180 That makes sense why you wouldn't.

02:53:33.680 That's kind of the root.

02:53:35.260 I'm talking like if you're in a relationship with someone and you're just like constantly

02:53:38.220 asking her for a head and you don't go down on her at least like once a month, unless

02:53:41.660 she doesn't want you to.

02:53:42.960 Ask.

02:53:43.280 She just does that. 1.00

02:53:44.600 She just doesn't want you to.

02:53:45.820 Ask.

02:53:46.740 Ask.

02:53:47.400 No, ask.

02:53:47.940 Just do it.

02:53:48.440 She just, no, she just goes for it. 0.75

02:53:49.920 But, uh, okay.

02:53:50.900 So although even in a relationship, it's like, okay, if she's on birth control and like 0.91

02:53:57.520 you're, you're fucking blasting, then it's like, then you also don't want to get ahead. 0.99

02:54:04.020 I mean, if you're like, you're blasting, you're coming inside her. 1.00

02:54:07.920 Oh.

02:54:08.440 And then it's just like, I don't know.

02:54:09.700 It changes the pH balance and it's, it's a little, yeah.

02:54:14.480 I mean, I'm not going to like slurp it out. 0.98

02:54:17.540 Shut up. 0.98

02:54:22.820 I'm confused. 1.00

02:54:24.280 Yeah.

02:54:24.940 I don't think anybody, no straight man wants to like, I mean, that's not true.

02:54:29.340 There's some straight men that would enjoy doing that, but most straight men wouldn't 1.00

02:54:32.260 enjoy just like eating their cum out of their wives like coochie. 1.00

02:54:34.680 It's like, okay, go clean up. 1.00

02:54:35.680 I think that's pretty understandable.

02:54:36.800 That's not.

02:54:37.480 Clean up?

02:54:38.400 How do you clean up?

02:54:39.160 Go to a shower?

02:54:40.460 Yeah.

02:54:41.320 You go take a shower. 1.00

02:54:42.160 I mean, you can't, that shit lingers though. 1.00

02:54:43.780 We have wipes. 1.00

02:54:44.600 We all clean up after.

02:54:46.120 You can go in and scoop it out.

02:54:49.380 Yeah.

02:54:50.180 Or eagles.

02:54:51.640 That's just gross.

02:54:52.520 Just take a shower.

02:54:53.760 Yeah.

02:54:54.000 Well, obviously I'm going to shower.

02:54:55.660 There's still a lot.

02:54:56.540 Like, I'm going to shower too.

02:54:58.620 But if you're just.

02:54:59.060 Yeah.

02:55:01.500 You got some swimmers in there?

02:55:02.800 How long does it take for them to come out?

02:55:04.280 Huh?

02:55:04.960 You're talking like it's just going to sit up in there and fester for five years.

02:55:08.580 Like, nah, it comes out.

02:55:09.680 Like, you stand up.

02:55:10.860 You're on grass.

02:55:11.400 It comes out. 1.00

02:55:12.420 But, okay, if you're like, if you're having sex consistently, like, that shit. 1.00

02:55:17.760 First off, women shouldn't douche. 1.00

02:55:19.580 Like, you shouldn't douche.

02:55:20.400 No, that's not good for you.

02:55:21.360 No, don't douche.

02:55:22.300 It's warm washcloth.

02:55:23.500 I'm not saying, like, you have to nut in her and then two minutes later eat her coochies. 0.57

02:55:27.020 Like, obviously you don't have to give her head at all if you don't want to.

02:55:29.800 I don't know. 0.99

02:55:30.100 That shit just, it changes. 1.00

02:55:31.300 If you're coming inside a girl, it changes the pH balance. 1.00

02:55:34.260 Probably.

02:55:35.340 So does swimming in the pool.

02:55:36.380 If you put scented soap down there, it changes the pH.

02:55:39.080 Like, everything you do is going to change the pH.

02:55:40.780 It's a very sensitive area.

02:55:42.160 Cranberries.

02:55:42.440 Cranberries.

02:55:43.060 Cranberries.

02:55:43.860 Yes, I love cranberries.

02:55:45.000 That's the truth.

02:55:46.480 But look, I just.

02:55:47.020 I take cranberry extra.

02:55:47.820 I can't do it.

02:55:48.500 I can't do it.

02:55:49.100 The girls, the girls be sleeping around with a bunch of men. 1.00

02:55:51.660 I just can't do it.

02:55:52.540 I can't do it.

02:55:53.300 I mean, you also have to look at that from the other side.

02:55:55.780 Like, I don't want to really give you head if I don't know when the last time you stuck that in a coochie was. 1.00

02:56:00.100 Like, you could have just got back from a hookup and now you want a head. 0.56

02:56:02.740 Like. 1.00

02:56:02.760 Yo, but the difference is, like, you can clean a dick. 0.99

02:56:06.040 You can clean a coochie. 1.00

02:56:07.040 You can clean a pussy, too. 1.00

02:56:08.180 With soap. 1.00

02:56:09.060 And, like, drink cranberry juice.

02:56:11.080 No, no, no, no.

02:56:11.280 But you can't, like, okay.

02:56:13.060 Like, you can't clean the inside.

02:56:16.100 Oh, so you mean, like, you only can clean it by putting your finger in.

02:56:18.760 How long do you think it takes for it to come out?

02:56:20.160 Like, do you think it just sits in there forever?

02:56:22.100 Like, you're acting like your coffee is just going to be in there for decades.

02:56:25.340 And you're never going to have the chance to get it.

02:56:26.840 Well, if you're. 1.00

02:56:27.680 Let's say if you're fucking. 1.00

02:56:28.600 If you're fucking, like. 0.99

02:56:30.040 Actually, it does just linger in there for quite a while. 0.99

02:56:32.520 I feel like.

02:56:33.440 Really?

02:56:33.640 The chat just said 48 to 72 hours.

02:56:35.900 I'm like, it's actually true.

02:56:37.040 It does.

02:56:37.440 Like, it's scientifically proven, actually.

02:56:39.680 Well, yeah. 0.99

02:56:39.980 No, if you're fucking, like. 0.99

02:56:41.580 Yeah. 0.98

02:56:42.300 A couple times a week. 1.00

02:56:43.320 Like, that shit's constant. 1.00

02:56:43.960 I guess I just don't fuck enough for that to, like, even hit me. 1.00

02:56:47.220 To be honest. 0.99

02:56:48.360 Well, the bulk of it, yeah, will fucking fall out. 0.99

02:56:50.840 But, like, that, the residue's in there and shit. 0.99

02:56:53.020 Yeah. 0.99

02:56:54.380 Okay.

02:56:54.800 All right.

02:56:55.020 We agree on something.

02:56:55.680 I agree.

02:56:56.060 We agree.

02:56:56.600 Wow.

02:56:57.140 Good job.

02:56:58.080 We did it.

02:56:59.140 Yeah.

02:56:59.720 We did it.

02:57:00.260 There we go.

02:57:00.740 There we go.

02:57:01.140 Yeah, so it's been since the Bush administration, so it's been a while.

02:57:06.480 It's been a while.

02:57:06.660 It's so sad.

02:57:07.240 I'm so sorry for you.

02:57:08.780 You should.

02:57:09.140 Well, you should say that about the women I've dated, but. 0.95

02:57:11.220 Okay.

02:57:11.720 I'm so sorry for them.

02:57:12.180 I'm so sorry for the woman you dated.

02:57:13.600 Probably they were ugly because they weren't me.

02:57:15.020 Whoa.

02:57:15.520 I have a question.

02:57:16.400 That's a fun.

02:57:16.520 Um, how have women reacted? 1.00

02:57:19.580 Yeah, that was out of pocket.

02:57:20.780 How have women reacted to you saying that?

02:57:22.620 No one expected it.

02:57:23.560 That's why.

02:57:24.740 Like, how have you handled that situation when you are, like, dating a girl or about to do

02:57:29.120 stuff with a girl? 0.87

02:57:29.840 How do you handle, like, responding to that?

02:57:33.260 What do you mean?

02:57:33.860 Like, if a girl's, like, shoves her head down, or your head, like, down there, and is, like,

02:57:38.240 insinuating that she wants it.

02:57:39.980 Oh, my God, no. 1.00

02:57:40.580 If any girl tries to grab the back of my head, I'm like, the fuck are you doing? 1.00

02:57:45.040 Are you good? 1.00

02:57:45.480 Don't, don't fucking grab me like that shit. 1.00

02:57:48.280 No, no, no. 1.00

02:57:48.700 I don't want, like, a dominant girl to fucking. 1.00

02:57:51.040 It's not dominant. 1.00

02:57:51.860 It's cute. 1.00

02:57:52.860 No, that shit's not cute. 1.00

02:57:54.020 For me. 1.00

02:57:54.400 So you don't, like, grab her head and be like, you want to, like, suck my head? 1.00

02:57:56.600 No, but. 1.00

02:57:57.560 It's the same thing.

02:57:58.100 Well, it's different, though.

02:57:59.100 But how?

02:57:59.960 It's the same thing.

02:58:00.880 No, I'm talking about.

02:58:01.660 I think it's hot.

02:58:02.860 No, no, no.

02:58:03.220 I'm talking, like, I'm talking for a girl to grab the back of my head and start trying 1.00

02:58:07.560 to force me down.

02:58:08.520 Nah.

02:58:08.860 Nah. 1.00

02:58:09.320 That's a fucking turn off. 0.99

02:58:10.400 We didn't say, like, it wasn't consensual. 1.00

02:58:12.140 We said, like, if you're, like, in the middle and your girl is just, like, if you're,

02:58:15.860 like, trying to, like, go down and, like, give me head.

02:58:17.760 If she was, like, trying to initiate you going down and giving head, she doesn't have

02:58:22.020 to, like, grab your scalp and push you into the dirt.

02:58:24.400 Is that a cross on your arm, by the way? 0.87

02:58:26.180 It is.

02:58:27.000 And I have horseshoes.

02:58:27.760 Wait, show it to the camera.

02:58:29.020 It's for my grandfather.

02:58:29.620 I'm not religious.

02:58:30.000 Wait, show it to the camera.

02:58:31.460 Oh, okay.

02:58:32.520 It's a George Strait quote.

02:58:33.860 It's a song.

02:58:34.420 Okay.

02:58:35.420 So what was the question?

02:58:37.440 I don't remember.

02:58:38.340 Something about going down on.

02:58:39.560 Oh, I asked her how you handle it.

02:58:40.980 She's just, like, casually, like, trying, like, to persuade you to go down.

02:58:44.480 She's not, like, pushing your head into the dirt.

02:58:45.900 Let's role play it.

02:58:46.800 Let's role play it.

02:58:47.460 You're my new partner.

02:58:49.360 Somehow, I haven't pissed you off immediately in some way.

02:58:54.340 I know it's tough, but.

02:58:55.500 Okay.

02:58:55.980 So, say you're, like, on top.

02:59:00.300 I wouldn't be on top, but.

02:59:02.980 Oh.

02:59:05.400 Like, you're a starfish?

02:59:08.380 I'm a starfish.

02:59:08.800 You're laying on the bed waiting for her to just go hand me. 0.99

02:59:11.960 You're just wanting to, like, hit her in doggy style. 0.98

02:59:14.120 Oh, you just said you don't like a dominant woman. 0.99

02:59:16.020 Starfish.

02:59:16.140 No, doggy. 0.97

02:59:16.920 I like girl on top of me doing all the work. 1.00

02:59:19.600 Oh.

02:59:20.020 Oh.

02:59:20.280 Oh, okay.

02:59:21.120 I like to do all the work.

02:59:21.920 Yeah, not me at all.

02:59:22.900 I like the guy, like, doing work and I'm doing work too.

02:59:26.500 Missionary.

02:59:26.600 Like, doing all different stuff.

02:59:27.660 I don't like missionary.

02:59:28.420 But, okay, so.

02:59:29.120 You don't like missionary?

02:59:29.960 That's my favorite.

02:59:31.520 Oh, my God.

02:59:31.860 Rest in peace, us.

02:59:32.880 Not rest in peace, our relationship.

02:59:37.520 I just feel like, so if you were into missionary.

02:59:39.860 I don't work at a fast food restaurant.

02:59:41.720 I'm sorry.

02:59:43.320 I'm sorry, Meg.

02:59:44.180 It's just not going to work out between us.

02:59:45.980 I'm sorry.

02:59:49.840 Anyways.

02:59:50.200 Okay, so bringing it back to you, so it was, what was it?

02:59:56.100 It's like if you were about to do missionary.

02:59:58.240 I know you don't like missionary, but say you were, like, just about on top.

03:00:01.940 Like, you were, like, kind of just leaning on top.

03:00:04.280 We're, like, side by side in bed.

03:00:06.060 Okay, we're, like, side by side in bed.

03:00:07.720 And you're just, like, rolling over and you're, like, kissing and stuff. 0.76

03:00:09.240 And she just, like, grabs your shoulders and she's, like, trying to not fucking yank.

03:00:12.700 No, let's role play. 0.85

03:00:14.460 You want me to.

03:00:16.160 Verbally.

03:00:17.040 Verbal role play.

03:00:17.600 Verbally, you don't really say anything.

03:00:19.460 Like, I mean, you could be, like, hey, can you give me a head?

03:00:21.200 And you'd be, like, no.

03:00:22.200 But by, like, trying to maneuver you down there.

03:00:26.080 No, no, no.

03:00:26.740 It's not, like, get down there, bit.

03:00:28.260 It's, like, hey.

03:00:30.120 Can you, like, maybe put your head down there for a second?

03:00:32.800 Kind of thing.

03:00:33.780 That's what you would say.

03:00:35.080 Yeah.

03:00:35.400 I'm going to do that later. 1.00

03:00:36.140 Eat my pussy, bitch. 1.00

03:00:37.260 Like, what do you want me to do? 1.00

03:00:38.140 Potent later.

03:00:39.900 Potent later.

03:00:44.820 So, okay.

03:00:46.060 No, let's role play.

03:00:47.140 So, okay.

03:00:48.020 We're in bed, right?

03:00:49.460 Whatever.

03:00:49.680 We're in bed.

03:00:50.460 We're making out.

03:00:51.720 And then you want me to go down on you. 0.97

03:00:53.940 Yeah.

03:00:55.240 So, usually, most girls would just be, like, hey, can you eat me out? 1.00

03:01:00.760 And at that point, you'd be, like, no.

03:01:02.480 I don't like eating girls out. 0.87

03:01:03.980 Well, no.

03:01:04.720 Okay.

03:01:05.220 We'll role play it, though.

03:01:05.980 So, say what you would say.

03:01:07.700 And I'll say what I would say.

03:01:08.300 I'm, like, really wet right now.

03:01:09.360 And I just want you to taste it. 0.98

03:01:10.880 And, like, if you could go down on me, I'm so horny. 0.91

03:01:12.840 And it would be so awesome if we could just warm up a little bit before you try to slide in.

03:01:17.280 What would you say to that?

03:01:21.500 It takes time for girls to warm up. 1.00

03:01:24.020 It does.

03:01:24.780 You got to do foreplay. 0.99

03:01:26.400 You run away?

03:01:27.480 What?

03:01:27.760 Are you scared?

03:01:28.740 Wow.

03:01:29.020 You're scared of that? 1.00

03:01:29.840 So, you're scared of pussy. 1.00

03:01:32.320 Like, it's what it is giving me. 1.00

03:01:33.540 You're scared of pussy. 1.00

03:01:35.000 No, I'm not scared of pussy. 1.00

03:01:37.160 What I'm saying is. 1.00

03:01:38.060 You just ducked and ran into the corner.

03:01:42.360 I was a bit scared.

03:01:43.800 No, I'm kidding.

03:01:45.080 You said you don't like dominant women. 0.99

03:01:46.620 I'm a dominant woman.

03:01:47.460 Here's what I would do.

03:01:48.200 I would do.

03:01:48.760 I would say.

03:01:50.060 It depends if I want to finesse it a little bit.

03:01:52.380 I might say.

03:01:53.480 What if I just sniffed it?

03:01:54.960 Here's a little game for.

03:01:57.080 I'm going to put.

03:01:58.160 Give a guy. 0.97

03:01:59.000 Give the guys a little game.

03:02:00.380 If I.

03:02:00.960 If you can take it seriously. 0.99

03:02:02.140 After I've stuttered through this entire fucking podcast. 1.00

03:02:05.080 So. 0.99

03:02:06.560 If you want to finesse it a bit.

03:02:08.040 And you don't like giving head.

03:02:09.560 You say.

03:02:10.180 Oh, baby.

03:02:10.700 I'd really.

03:02:11.200 You know.

03:02:11.500 Listen.

03:02:11.720 It's something I'd rather do.

03:02:12.840 Like with a girl that I'm like.

03:02:14.420 We're in a relationship.

03:02:15.520 We're committed.

03:02:16.620 That'll last you.

03:02:17.400 That's manipulative.

03:02:17.680 Hold on.

03:02:18.740 That's so manipulative.

03:02:20.200 Hold on.

03:02:20.420 That means I would like you. 0.97

03:02:21.700 Because you're so manipulative. 0.97

03:02:22.900 Oh, my God.

03:02:23.520 It's such my type.

03:02:24.300 Wow.

03:02:24.660 A match made in heaven.

03:02:26.500 It's beautiful.

03:02:27.480 Wow.

03:02:27.900 It's the start of a beautiful relationship.

03:02:29.620 Okay.

03:02:29.900 So.

03:02:30.340 Can't wait to watch it bloom.

03:02:31.620 Yeah.

03:02:32.080 So.

03:02:33.000 That'll last you about three months. 1.00

03:02:34.940 That buys you three months time of not eating pussy, guys. 0.99

03:02:37.740 What are you going to do after that one? 1.00

03:02:39.380 Then.

03:02:39.700 Then what you say is you stage a neck injury.

03:02:42.320 So you say.

03:02:42.880 Guys.

03:02:43.200 Oh, my God.

03:02:44.060 I got into a car accident.

03:02:45.600 I can't. 1.00

03:02:46.120 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:02:46.440 My neck's all fucked up. 1.00

03:02:47.880 And then by that time. 1.00

03:02:48.640 She's maybe starting to fall in love with you.

03:02:50.860 She's starting to fall in love with you.

03:02:52.360 And then.

03:02:53.560 This is.

03:02:54.180 And then she's going to be.

03:02:55.680 Look, you're still going to make her come, right? 1.00

03:02:57.140 You're going to use toys. 1.00

03:02:58.020 You're going to fuck her. 1.00

03:02:58.660 Are you? 1.00

03:02:59.060 Are you?

03:02:59.080 Are you?

03:02:59.100 Are you?

03:02:59.180 Are you?

03:02:59.280 Are you?

03:02:59.440 Like how?

03:02:59.960 I don't. 0.99

03:03:00.380 A lot of men don't realize that women fake her orgasms. 0.99

03:03:03.640 Yeah. 0.89

03:03:04.780 Five out of the six men I did fake an orgasm.

03:03:07.460 Like.

03:03:07.900 And they had no idea.

03:03:10.220 Yeah.

03:03:10.620 I have to.

03:03:11.460 They come.

03:03:12.200 They come.

03:03:12.520 Most.

03:03:12.880 If you've made a girl come before, you know. 0.98

03:03:14.380 But if you just like.

03:03:15.460 You just like guessed. 1.00

03:03:16.400 It's like shit. 1.00

03:03:16.660 But do they come back? 1.00

03:03:17.780 Do they come back?

03:03:18.380 They always come back.

03:03:19.240 If they came, they came back.

03:03:22.040 I mean, I would.

03:03:22.940 Oh.

03:03:23.540 I would.

03:03:23.880 Okay.

03:03:25.720 Where's the rest of the role play here?

03:03:27.480 But once you come back.

03:03:29.620 Oh.

03:03:29.820 Okay.

03:03:29.980 Go for it.

03:03:30.360 Go for it.

03:03:31.060 But.

03:03:32.640 I forgot what I was saying.

03:03:34.880 Oh.

03:03:35.400 Some game.

03:03:36.060 Yeah.

03:03:36.280 Okay.

03:03:36.540 So neck injury.

03:03:37.560 That buys you.

03:03:38.500 Listen.

03:03:38.800 If you guys go get some physical therapy, that buys you another six months.

03:03:42.280 That buys you six months.

03:03:43.660 And then from there.

03:03:45.160 Look. 1.00

03:03:45.900 You're fucking in, boys. 1.00

03:03:47.200 You're good. 1.00

03:03:47.860 You're good.

03:03:48.420 You don't have to do it.

03:03:49.900 Okay.

03:03:51.200 But can't she still.

03:03:52.700 What did you even say?

03:03:53.820 I'm so confused.

03:03:54.940 Can't she.

03:03:55.280 Don't worry about it.

03:03:55.780 Can't she still sit on your face with a neck injury? 1.00

03:03:57.940 What the fuck? 1.00

03:03:59.140 True. 1.00

03:03:59.680 Ugh.

03:04:00.460 Oh my god.

03:04:01.760 I can't with you.

03:04:02.800 Ugh.

03:04:04.040 That's just too dominant of a position.

03:04:05.820 You've never 69ed someone?

03:04:07.140 No.

03:04:07.820 Oh.

03:04:08.980 What?

03:04:11.120 Nope.

03:04:11.780 He's not a little freak, Tali, for you.

03:04:13.740 No. 0.99

03:04:13.900 That's like a normal sex position, I think.

03:04:16.320 I mean, I wouldn't say I'm. 0.75

03:04:17.760 You do?

03:04:18.420 You hate it?

03:04:18.620 Is that a bite when something feels good?

03:04:20.420 Yikes.

03:04:21.040 That's it.

03:04:23.700 That was good.

03:04:24.940 That's funny.

03:04:25.520 Oh, it's good.

03:04:25.800 That is a yikes.

03:04:28.040 Major yikes.

03:04:28.940 Okay.

03:04:29.160 I think.

03:04:30.620 But no, I mean, like, I'm not vanilla, but just when it comes to head, I'm not a fan.

03:04:40.260 I think we gathered that.

03:04:41.460 Yeah.

03:04:41.680 I think it's been established.

03:04:43.320 Yeah.

03:04:43.480 So, um, a girl sitting on my face now. 0.94

03:04:47.440 Nah. 1.00

03:04:48.160 So, if you don't eat pussy, do you eat ass? 1.00

03:04:53.400 Nope. 1.00

03:04:54.660 No, I don't.

03:04:55.380 Figured.

03:04:55.940 Figured as much?

03:04:57.140 Nah, not a fan of that.

03:04:58.600 Not a fan of that.

03:04:59.360 Do you finger her, at least?

03:05:01.580 Yeah.

03:05:02.360 Hands are good.

03:05:03.320 I'm down with hands.

03:05:03.940 Hands are good.

03:05:04.480 Hands are good.

03:05:05.100 Hands are good.

03:05:05.660 We like hands.

03:05:06.760 Yep.

03:05:07.260 Okay.

03:05:07.620 Um, hands, toys are good.

03:05:09.620 Cool.

03:05:10.060 Yeah.

03:05:10.420 That's a big one.

03:05:11.080 Toys are good.

03:05:11.580 A lot of men are scared of sex toys. 0.81

03:05:13.400 See, okay.

03:05:14.040 No problem with toys.

03:05:14.740 You get another point back.

03:05:15.260 At least you are okay with toys.

03:05:16.480 Toys are totally fine.

03:05:17.280 Toys will be very helpful in the process of helping a woman come. 0.98

03:05:19.980 That's a whole process to it.

03:05:21.360 Like, if you don't study how to make a woman nut, you're probably not making your woman 1.00

03:05:25.460 nut. 1.00

03:05:26.460 I mean, it's like the fucking, the clitoris is the Rubik's Cube. 1.00

03:05:30.500 Most people don't know that. 1.00

03:05:33.180 Unfortunately.

03:05:33.800 No.

03:05:34.100 It is.

03:05:34.720 No, no.

03:05:35.180 Well, some women come actually super easily. 1.00

03:05:37.320 Like, some girls you have fucking wired. 1.00

03:05:38.840 The statistic is 20% of women, 20% of women can come without clitoral stimulation. 1.00

03:05:43.160 If you just put it in, only 20% of women will come from just you putting your dick in 1.00

03:05:46.700 and out of them. 1.00

03:05:47.520 I mean, some women, they can't even. 1.00

03:05:49.660 And some women have a pretty, either a really hard time coming or some women. 1.00

03:05:54.000 Sometimes you have to like smack the clit to get it to work. 1.00

03:05:55.640 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:05:56.500 Yo, but some girls don't. 1.00

03:05:58.080 Watch out.

03:05:58.900 Wake up.

03:06:00.380 Some girls can't even come. 1.00

03:06:02.200 I mean, sometimes they're like thinking too much.

03:06:04.640 You have never come.

03:06:05.560 You never come.

03:06:06.020 That's why I like giving more than receiving.

03:06:07.820 Because I'm like, you're just wasting your time.

03:06:09.860 I've never seen.

03:06:11.340 That's the point.

03:06:12.440 Question for you.

03:06:13.240 Yeah.

03:06:13.840 Has a guy put in the college effort?

03:06:16.460 Wait, what?

03:06:16.760 Is that how it goes?

03:06:17.360 What?

03:06:17.840 That doesn't sound like much effort.

03:06:19.260 Whatever is that?

03:06:21.500 No, no, no.

03:06:21.880 Give it the old college try.

03:06:24.020 I think that's the saying.

03:06:24.880 Yeah. 0.99

03:06:24.980 But has a guy like fucking tried to make you come? 0.98

03:06:29.200 Yeah. 0.99

03:06:30.340 Question.

03:06:31.080 Have you been able to make yourself come?

03:06:33.140 Oh, yeah.

03:06:35.540 Hands, toys?

03:06:36.460 Toys.

03:06:37.300 Oh, I got you.

03:06:38.600 What's up?

03:06:40.320 Easy.

03:06:40.720 Wait, so a guy's never been able to make you come with hands or? 1.00

03:06:46.100 With hands, mouth, or their dick. 0.99

03:06:48.800 Has a guy ever used toys with you? 1.00

03:06:51.580 They've tempted it, teased me with it, never let me finish.

03:06:55.620 Oh, no.

03:06:56.300 That's brutal, girl.

03:06:58.220 Word.

03:06:59.840 Word.

03:07:00.620 Yeah.

03:07:00.780 Oh, to finish off the role play.

03:07:04.060 You ran away from me when we were rolling.

03:07:05.680 You hid in the corner.

03:07:06.620 You said no.

03:07:07.900 Role play over.

03:07:09.220 You ran away.

03:07:11.840 Just like that.

03:07:12.800 You're doing it again.

03:07:13.740 You still want to do it.

03:07:15.680 Cool.

03:07:16.120 Guys, get your last Super Chats in.

03:07:17.480 As soon as Meg returns, we're going to wrap up the show.

03:07:21.320 Let's see.

03:07:23.960 We have, oh, wait.

03:07:25.560 Hold on.

03:07:26.600 Professional card and tools.

03:07:28.020 We have.

03:07:28.680 Professionally upgraded.

03:07:29.760 We've upgraded.

03:07:31.280 Yo, Flan Life, thanks for the Canadian $20 Super Chat.

03:07:33.380 Hey, Andrew, really appreciate all the support, man.

03:07:35.640 Really means a lot. 0.99

03:07:36.820 Damn, the Super Chats are lacking. 0.99

03:07:38.060 LOL. 1.00

03:07:38.440 Date only short guys who have great personality or date only tall guys with shit personality. 1.00

03:07:43.500 Yeah, we can go around on this. 0.99

03:07:44.800 Why don't you start over here?

03:07:46.680 I have no problem with height, so I would gladly date someone shorter with a great personality.

03:07:51.920 Okay.

03:07:52.880 I would date shorter with a great personality, for sure.

03:07:56.400 I'm very, like, submissive.

03:08:00.160 I, like, need someone who's, like, a bit bigger than me.

03:08:03.820 Even, they don't have to be taller, but, like, just bigger than me, I guess.

03:08:08.040 So, I don't know.

03:08:08.800 I don't know on that.

03:08:09.620 I would date shorter with personality.

03:08:13.460 Depends on how short, though.

03:08:14.500 If you're, like, 5'2", it's like, I'm sorry. 0.99

03:08:16.780 I don't know if I can do that.

03:08:18.040 I'd rather just not date anybody.

03:08:19.640 Yeah.

03:08:19.900 Sure.

03:08:20.340 At that point.

03:08:21.320 All right.

03:08:21.880 We have Chick-fil-A, stud, $20 soup chat.

03:08:23.780 These three F4s are all damagements here, but they sort of grew on me. 1.00

03:08:28.640 Girl to Brian's left is classy AF.

03:08:32.500 Are you talking about Kiki?

03:08:34.760 It will.

03:08:35.760 No. 1.00

03:08:36.600 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:08:37.480 What the? 1.00

03:08:38.360 Oh, my.

03:08:38.980 Okay.

03:08:39.420 Okay.

03:08:41.380 So, I don't know where we're freaking on.

03:08:45.360 Last thoughts before I wrap up.

03:08:47.300 Anybody have a final thought or question?

03:08:49.580 Anything dating related?

03:08:51.820 No.

03:08:52.740 No.

03:08:55.500 Okay.

03:08:56.280 All right.

03:08:56.600 I think there was one last thing.

03:08:58.720 I feel like I had a note on it, but it slipped to my mind earlier.

03:09:01.980 Fold it up.

03:09:03.480 All right.

03:09:03.920 We had a...

03:09:04.680 Oh, look.

03:09:07.260 Thank you.

03:09:07.560 Oh, they found their OFs.

03:09:08.620 Okay.

03:09:09.060 There you go.

03:09:09.720 Thanks.

03:09:10.160 Yeah.

03:09:10.320 Do you guys want to plug your OFs?

03:09:11.940 Sure.

03:09:12.360 Right now?

03:09:12.860 Before we wrap?

03:09:13.600 Go ahead.

03:09:14.640 Mine's at ICIV.

03:09:17.180 Mine's at Meg, C-R-I-T. 0.96

03:09:20.500 Mine is T-A-L-I underscore K-A-I-T-L-Y-N. 0.98

03:09:24.580 It's Tally Caitlin.

03:09:26.300 Mine is L-I-V-I-M-A-W-I-E.

03:09:30.320 You don't have an OnlyFans.

03:09:31.540 Mine is non-existent.

03:09:32.620 Okay.

03:09:33.400 Check out the whatever OnlyFans, OnlyFans.com slash whatever.

03:09:36.380 We actually have it, but there's nothing on there yet.

03:09:40.820 I'm trying to convince Kiki over here to... 1.00

03:09:43.280 Yeah, you can kind of see her to start doing something on OnlyFans, but we do have the

03:09:49.280 slash whatever.

03:09:50.700 We do have OnlyFans.com slash whatever, but it's empty at the time being. 0.88

03:09:53.740 Before we wrap, I want one more ridiculous, crazy anecdote from you. 0.77

03:09:59.280 Like what? 0.99

03:09:59.580 Just a crazy story from you.

03:10:01.360 Another crazy story.

03:10:02.380 Another crazy story.

03:10:03.640 Yes.

03:10:03.840 Last one.

03:10:04.280 Give me a topic, and then I'll tell you like anything.

03:10:08.540 Just anything you want to know.

03:10:10.540 Like about a guy or with a girl.

03:10:12.220 About a guy, yeah.

03:10:14.000 About a guy.

03:10:14.900 Like where?

03:10:16.040 Like give me more into it.

03:10:18.740 Where?

03:10:20.460 Give me more into it.

03:10:21.200 Or like what do you want to know?

03:10:22.540 Like freaky guys, weirdos, like people, would they ask me on Snap?

03:10:26.780 Because they ask me pretty crazy stuff on Snap.

03:10:28.780 So you said previously you spent $20,000 on the McDonald's cokehead guy. 1.00

03:10:35.540 Yeah.

03:10:36.640 How much has a guy spent on you?

03:10:38.820 Ever.

03:10:39.320 Not that much.

03:10:40.160 Okay.

03:10:40.860 Most likely if someone like spends a lot of money on me, it's usually.

03:10:44.280 A little closer to the mic.

03:10:45.160 Usually that people spend money on me.

03:10:47.040 It's usually like my best friends or people I work with, like Tally and her boyfriend.

03:10:52.060 Like people like that.

03:10:52.960 Not like people like who I like.

03:10:56.040 They don't usually have money.

03:10:57.420 They usually say I'm broke and stuff like that.

03:11:00.240 And I'm just like, okay, cool.

03:11:02.340 We have, we got one from Sharky here.

03:11:04.520 Most regrettable hookup.

03:11:05.780 We'll just go around the table and then we'll wrap.

03:11:07.420 Go ahead.

03:11:07.620 Um, my most regrettable hookup was the only hookup I've ever had and it was in high school

03:11:13.240 and it was definitely not good.

03:11:16.480 High school.

03:11:18.020 You can tell we were in high school and that was the only hookup I've honestly ever done.

03:11:22.620 I don't, I don't like it.

03:11:24.260 Freaks me out. 1.00

03:11:27.080 Mine was when a guy asked me where like the hole was in like my pussy. 1.00

03:11:32.100 He was like, where's the hole? 1.00

03:11:34.680 Yeah.

03:11:34.980 Like who asked that?

03:11:35.940 Like, how do you not like, why would you ask that while looking up with someone?

03:11:39.880 Yeah.

03:11:40.160 Like, where do I put it?

03:11:41.380 Where do I put it in?

03:11:42.500 I'm like, what?

03:11:43.160 Was he a virgin?

03:11:45.280 Um, honestly, I don't know.

03:11:46.840 I was just hooked up with this random guy when I was younger in high school.

03:11:50.000 It's just in high school.

03:11:51.020 Like when you're in high school experience. 0.60

03:11:52.800 I had a threesome with this one girl that turned into like a psycho and thought she was 1.00

03:11:57.720 going to be like a part of like my entire like life and relationship just because we hooked

03:12:02.160 up.

03:12:03.120 Um, and she was insane. 1.00

03:12:05.680 Like came to my house and befriended roommates and just was like super psycho. 0.67

03:12:11.420 So definitely regretted that one.

03:12:13.320 That was not one of my better three ways.

03:12:16.200 Okay. 0.98

03:12:17.000 Uh, I hooked up with this guy in high school and he totally tried to put it in my butt 0.99

03:12:21.600 without asking. 0.99

03:12:22.520 Oh, that's a no, no.

03:12:23.900 Without any lube or anything.

03:12:25.900 Like literally.

03:12:29.260 He went straight. 1.00

03:12:30.260 Like screw my pussy. 1.00

03:12:31.420 He went straight up to the bubble and tried jamming it in. 1.00

03:12:34.860 So that was probably a pretty regrettable one. 1.00

03:12:37.600 What the fuck? 0.99

03:12:38.560 Yeah. 1.00

03:12:38.960 Really? 1.00

03:12:39.500 What the fuck? 1.00

03:12:40.320 God damn it. 1.00

03:12:41.420 Who does that? 1.00

03:12:42.900 Holy shit. 1.00

03:12:44.860 Surprise. 1.00

03:12:45.300 His, his, his line was said, said, I want to fuck you like the porn stars. 1.00

03:12:49.260 Ew. 1.00

03:12:50.040 That's what he said before he jabbed it in my ass or tried. 1.00

03:12:53.480 Attempted. 1.00

03:12:54.060 Attempted.

03:12:54.660 Attempted analysis.

03:12:55.500 Horribly attempted.

03:12:56.280 Yikes.

03:12:57.040 Good times.

03:12:57.900 Yes.

03:12:58.120 Good times.

03:12:59.000 How was the rest of that hookup after that?

03:13:01.120 It was great.

03:13:05.040 Rolls her eyes.

03:13:06.040 That's great.

03:13:06.760 It was so good.

03:13:08.440 Um, my most regrettable one was probably my last one.

03:13:12.620 Um, I kind of knew right off the way that I shouldn't do it, but I was very heartbroken

03:13:18.740 and very sexually frustrated.

03:13:20.780 And so I went ahead and did it anyways and regret it.

03:13:25.660 Yeah.

03:13:26.160 There you go.

03:13:27.840 Okay.

03:13:29.180 And you, you only hooked up with him one time.

03:13:31.680 Yeah, we, so it was right after my breakup and the sexless relationship.

03:13:37.100 So I was very sexually frustrated.

03:13:40.280 Um, and we were talking for a while.

03:13:41.800 We FaceTimed twice.

03:13:43.080 He was out of town and then he came to town.

03:13:45.340 Um, we had a beautiful date, super sweet guy.

03:13:48.200 He was amazing the whole time.

03:13:50.020 Went back to his place.

03:13:51.240 We watched a movie.

03:13:52.080 I tried really hard to be like, oh, you know, like what a great movie.

03:13:54.700 Like, look, watch the movie.

03:13:57.520 Um, and, uh, yeah, it just didn't go.

03:14:00.260 And then the horniness kicked in. 1.00

03:14:01.900 I was like, fuck. 1.00

03:14:03.480 So, went ahead and did it and, ta-da. 1.00

03:14:07.980 Okay.

03:14:08.840 Oh, something came to mind for, for you.

03:14:11.360 Um, have you ever gotten revenge on a guy?

03:14:14.940 Like, revenge on a guy?

03:14:16.420 Yeah.

03:14:16.580 Have you ever gotten revenge on them?

03:14:18.020 Yeah.

03:14:18.260 Did you get revenge on the McDonald's guy?

03:14:21.600 I mean, like, you kind of got some money back, but.

03:14:24.360 I kind of got some money back, but, like, um, basically, like, the girl that he's with

03:14:29.420 right now always, like, cheats on him in, like, the beginning.

03:14:31.920 And then, he's pretty evil. 0.52

03:14:33.160 He cheats on her back and then has a threesome with someone else.

03:14:36.200 And, like, just does crazy stuff.

03:14:37.800 Like, back, but, like, no, I don't really have revenge on them. 1.00

03:14:42.120 I just think it's, like, stupid. 0.98

03:14:43.660 Someone just asking me for, like, 1K randomly while having a girlfriend. 0.99

03:14:47.180 I'm like, why would I spoil you?

03:14:49.220 I'm not dating you.

03:14:50.200 Like, you don't like me.

03:14:51.420 Like, you're just lying to me.

03:14:52.620 And they're like, I do.

03:14:53.540 Like, the manipulation, stuff like that.

03:14:55.540 Sure. 0.82

03:14:56.920 Oh, and I had, I had, excuse me, fucking tweaking over here.

03:15:00.620 Um, I had actually two more questions for you guys.

03:15:02.880 So, at the beginning, kind of, of the show, and perhaps throughout the show, so you said

03:15:06.500 you were toxic.

03:15:07.660 Yeah, absolutely.

03:15:08.520 But you're not, you're not, like, saying that in a joking way.

03:15:10.820 Like, you.

03:15:11.020 No, I'm very serious.

03:15:12.220 There's a reason I don't do relationships.

03:15:13.920 I would never put somebody through that.

03:15:16.960 That's very rude and inconsiderate.

03:15:19.340 Well, I mean, it's, it's kind of.

03:15:21.080 If I was in a relationship with me, I'd probably hate me.

03:15:23.600 It's like, why are you, like, like, I'm not allowed to talk.

03:15:26.740 Like, I'm not allowed to speak.

03:15:27.700 Like, I can't come near you.

03:15:29.180 Like, I have to sleep in a separate house.

03:15:31.280 It's like, I can see you for three hours twice a week, and that's it.

03:15:34.500 It's like, yeah, I'm sorry.

03:15:35.820 Otherwise, I don't want you.

03:15:37.760 The three hours twice a week thing actually sounds wonderful.

03:15:41.920 I think.

03:15:42.220 For some reason, they're just like, no, I need to be at your house every day.

03:15:45.560 They're like, we need to be, like, a married guy.

03:15:47.060 I was like, get out of my house.

03:15:50.040 Get out of my house.

03:15:52.400 I would like to be alone.

03:15:54.060 Well, I mean, that's, well, first off, I would say I'm impressed by your degree of self-awareness.

03:15:59.500 Because, I mean, you're aware of this.

03:16:02.820 I'm not going to do that to somebody.

03:16:04.460 That's rude.

03:16:05.620 I'm the opposite.

03:16:06.580 I like to spoil someone.

03:16:07.920 So, when I'm with someone, I think I'm, like, the best girlfriend ever.

03:16:10.900 Like, I will literally spoil you with, like, anything if you treat me good.

03:16:14.640 Minus the manipulation.

03:16:16.340 Minus the manipulation.

03:16:17.520 If you manipulate me, I'm not going to treat you good.

03:16:19.200 Okay.

03:16:19.920 Oh, I thought you did the manipulation.

03:16:21.480 No, I did do the manipulation for, like, five months.

03:16:24.020 But, like, before I did the manipulation, I treated him good.

03:16:27.180 Okay.

03:16:27.460 It's, like, it's a lot.

03:16:28.580 That's why we're so different.

03:16:29.680 Because I just don't have the time or the energy to manipulate anybody.

03:16:32.780 Like, I can't.

03:16:33.940 No, I just do that because I'm, like, I already gave you 20K.

03:16:37.280 Why not just manipulate you and say I'm going to give you 5K and not do it? 1.00

03:16:40.460 Because, like, you're just such an asshole. 1.00

03:16:42.500 That's true. 1.00

03:16:43.000 So, for you, you admit that you consider yourself to be, you're self-aware that you said yourself that you're the problem.

03:16:52.920 Yeah. 0.98

03:16:53.380 That you're toxic.

03:16:54.180 And eventually, maybe I can fix that I am the problem and make something work.

03:16:57.760 But until then, I have not grown enough to be who that person would want to be.

03:17:03.160 I'm not going to put someone through that.

03:17:04.360 Well, I certainly commend you for, one, the self-awareness.

03:17:07.460 It's just called being a good person, to be honest.

03:17:10.420 And so, I guess my question to you is, do you see yourself attempting to change in the future?

03:17:18.320 I feel like in the future, yes.

03:17:21.060 When it comes down to it, I don't necessarily think I want to be alone for the rest of my life.

03:17:25.780 But until then, I should probably try, like, therapy for some anger issues.

03:17:30.480 Or, like, maybe, like, figure out why I just don't want anybody near me.

03:17:35.220 I think I just love having alone time.

03:17:38.500 I'm so anti-social social club.

03:17:41.300 Like, I'll go out once every six months and I will be the most outgoing human being you'll ever meet in your life.

03:17:46.940 I'm going to go crawl into a hole after that and you will not see me.

03:17:50.660 Okay.

03:17:50.900 I will be sitting on the couch with my dog working for eternity and you won't see a peep.

03:17:56.260 But so currently, at least how you are currently, do you think that, well, it seems like you're just avoiding relationships to begin with.

03:18:02.540 Do you think that...

03:18:03.740 There's a lot of reasons behind it, to be honest.

03:18:05.460 Sure.

03:18:05.700 Um, but you, you would say that you would have to, it would be, would it be contentious for a guy to date you right now?

03:18:16.620 I would always, I will always warn somebody about who I am.

03:18:20.280 I'm not going to sit here and be like, yes, I'm the best girlfriend in the world.

03:18:22.940 I'm going to cook for you.

03:18:23.780 I'm going to clean for you.

03:18:24.540 Our house is going to be whatever.

03:18:25.660 Like it's going to be a good relationship, but I'm also probably going to like hurt your feelings at some point in time because I'm just a blunt and honest person.

03:18:33.440 And if there's something you're doing, I don't like, I'm going to say, stop doing that or get out of my life entirely.

03:18:38.680 Please.

03:18:39.080 I'm begging you.

03:18:39.820 Stop wasting my time.

03:18:41.320 And so, but okay.

03:18:43.060 So you're self-aware and it sounded like you would potentially consider changing or whatever.

03:18:49.500 Probably therapy.

03:18:51.580 Therapy might help that.

03:18:53.020 Yeah.

03:18:53.200 Um, do you, but cause you, you did say perhaps in the future you would like to have, find a partner.

03:19:01.040 I probably would.

03:19:01.860 I don't necessarily think I want to be alone forever, but I'm also not at the point in my life where I'm like craving.

03:19:07.000 I don't want attention from a man.

03:19:08.600 I don't want attention from a woman. 1.00

03:19:09.480 I just honestly want to get my bag alone.

03:19:12.040 I want to mind my business and get my money and go to bed.

03:19:14.800 That's what I want to do.

03:19:15.880 Okay.

03:19:16.120 And, uh, was in terms of you considering yourself to be toxic in relationships, was that precipitated by, uh, perhaps a prior relationship that you had?

03:19:30.780 All of my prior relationships.

03:19:32.000 Like I said, I tried to train them like a dog.

03:19:34.700 It's like, if you're doing this, it's like, no, you're not.

03:19:36.720 Stop.

03:19:38.240 Like seriously, or else you're out.

03:19:39.940 Like one strike, you're out with me.

03:19:41.760 I don't do second chances. 1.00

03:19:43.020 If you fucked up once, you're going to do it again. 1.00

03:19:44.640 Go away. 1.00

03:19:45.200 Dirty sock. 1.00

03:19:45.860 Dirty sock on the camera. 0.99

03:19:46.980 I will give you so many chances until you like hurt me. 0.97

03:19:50.500 If you can't, take the two seconds to do it.

03:19:52.540 That's just an example, but it's with everything.

03:19:54.380 If you can't take the time, I don't, obviously I have super high standards.

03:19:58.020 I can expect that.

03:19:58.840 And I will never lower my standards because I'm lonely.

03:20:02.060 I never will.

03:20:03.240 But if a dude wore flip flops, is the wrap?

03:20:07.780 Uh, he got concrete grippers or are they like nice feet?

03:20:12.000 He looks like he just trudged through the trenches.

03:20:14.600 Maybe not, but you mentioned like the sock thing.

03:20:17.480 So I was wondering, like, it's more like the laziness.

03:20:20.040 I feel like most men that I have are lazy.

03:20:22.980 I'm just such a motivated individual.

03:20:25.040 I can't be not doing something.

03:20:28.000 And a lot of people in relationships are like, oh, let's just like lay in bed and cuddle

03:20:31.500 and watch TV.

03:20:32.020 It's like, I'm going to work.

03:20:33.120 Get out of my house.

03:20:35.280 8 a.m. every day, get out of my house.

03:20:37.580 Come back at 9 p.m. and we can go to bed, maybe.

03:20:40.280 So you feel that because you yourself are a very ambitious person that...

03:20:45.720 I feel like they can't keep up.

03:20:47.320 And that's not a problem.

03:20:48.400 I just have to find someone who can.

03:20:49.640 You want someone who can match you?

03:20:51.100 Yeah.

03:20:51.380 Yeah.

03:20:51.900 Pretty much.

03:20:52.640 Okay.

03:20:53.020 Got it.

03:20:53.480 Um, what is the most petty reason?

03:20:57.600 You mentioned the sock thing, right?

03:20:59.000 What is the most petty reason?

03:21:00.600 And we can go around the table on this, that you like stopped seeing a guy, broke up with

03:21:06.200 a guy.

03:21:06.600 He sneezed like a, like a mouse.

03:21:08.640 He went, I said, uh, leave the door.

03:21:13.960 He sneezed like a mouse.

03:21:15.360 How long, how long, how long did you, where were you seeing him for?

03:21:18.780 I want to say we were hanging out as friends for probably, we were friends for probably

03:21:24.200 two weeks before that.

03:21:25.060 I always make friends with people before I ever even like think about being in a relationship

03:21:29.040 with them because obvious reasons.

03:21:31.520 But yeah, he sneezed, he sneezed like a mouse.

03:21:36.500 And I was like, was that you?

03:21:39.620 Don, I don't know. 1.00

03:21:40.640 It just made me like pussy. 1.00

03:21:43.800 Wait. 1.00

03:21:44.200 Okay.

03:21:44.400 Question on that.

03:21:45.100 But I will let the, I'll go around the table.

03:21:46.580 That's very rude of me.

03:21:47.400 Hence the reason I said toxic. 1.00

03:21:48.660 Wait, did you call him a pussy? 1.00

03:21:49.920 No, in my head I did. 1.00

03:21:51.340 I'm very nice.

03:21:52.540 I mind my business.

03:21:53.760 I mind my P's and Q's.

03:21:55.060 I'm not going to purposefully hurt your feelings just because like, I want to laugh about

03:21:59.040 it. 1.00

03:21:59.140 I'm not going to be like, you're a pussy. 1.00

03:22:00.260 But deep down, deep down, I was like, he's a pussy. 1.00

03:22:03.500 You're a pussy. 1.00

03:22:04.240 You just sneezed like a mouse. 1.00

03:22:05.800 Question.

03:22:06.560 If you saw your guy, your boyfriend, let's say you've been dating him for a year. 0.98

03:22:11.200 You saw him get fucked up like in a fight. 0.94

03:22:15.180 Do you break up with him? 0.99

03:22:16.240 And we'll go around the table on this.

03:22:17.420 Was it a one-on-one fight or did he get jumped?

03:22:19.760 One-on-one.

03:22:20.280 One-on-one and he didn't win.

03:22:21.920 If he was fighting like Conor McGregor, I might give him a break. 0.98

03:22:24.780 But if he gets like his ass handed to him by like someone's half his size, it's like, 0.93

03:22:28.120 I could have jumped in and helped you, but you probably should have did that yourself. 0.99

03:22:31.220 Goodbye.

03:22:32.040 Let's say it was like fairly equal fight, but he like in terms of size.

03:22:35.840 And he lost to be honest.

03:22:36.940 I guess it wouldn't really matter to me as long as, like I said, I just need people physically

03:22:41.620 in shape.

03:22:42.120 I don't, that's just because I go to the gym.

03:22:43.720 It's a personal preference.

03:22:44.920 What about you?

03:22:45.220 It wouldn't matter to me because actually I was used to that with that guy.

03:22:48.880 He would get jumped all the time instead of like doing fun.

03:22:51.680 He would get jumped all the time.

03:22:53.680 I'm not even kidding.

03:22:58.040 So like, I honestly wouldn't care because I'm just like used to like being people, like 0.98

03:23:01.700 just being dumb and like fucked up and just getting like into fights. 1.00

03:23:05.340 I'm like, you're just an idiot boy. 1.00

03:23:07.180 I don't need any boys in my life. 1.00

03:23:09.140 So were you like constantly nursing his wounds because he's just getting fucked up all the 0.99

03:23:13.600 time? 0.98

03:23:13.820 I'm like, don't stop this person.

03:23:16.300 Like, don't like stop this person.

03:23:17.540 Don't hit this person.

03:23:18.480 Like just want to get into fights, like calling people retarded just because he's drunk as 1.00

03:23:22.780 fuck. 1.00

03:23:23.240 Like just like doing stupid little things, like just acting like a little kid basically. 1.00

03:23:29.320 And just like trying to jump. 0.99

03:23:30.800 But you liked it though, didn't you? 0.75

03:23:32.580 I thought it was funny and entertaining, but till, until he stopped, called everyone retarded 1.00

03:23:38.080 and just like being rude as fuck. 0.99

03:23:39.660 Like, so am I being rude? 0.99

03:23:40.760 I don't know.

03:23:42.720 Okay.

03:23:44.340 What about you?

03:23:45.260 If you saw like your, your boyfriend get sparked in a fight, would you lose traction

03:23:51.000 for him? 1.00

03:23:51.720 I would beat the living crap out of whoever hurt him. 0.99

03:23:54.380 Well, let's say you were, it was a, like a girlfriend, boyfriend fight. 0.99

03:23:59.900 So her girlfriend was there. 0.88

03:24:01.060 So you're busy fucking up the other chick, but your boyfriend gets sparked. 0.98

03:24:04.740 Would you? 0.87

03:24:05.340 I don't think that's a reason to not be with someone.

03:24:08.280 Okay.

03:24:09.620 Sure.

03:24:10.200 Life happens.

03:24:12.040 Had an off day.

03:24:12.860 That wouldn't happen.

03:24:14.320 It wouldn't happen?

03:24:15.180 It wouldn't happen.

03:24:16.380 It's fast.

03:24:17.540 Wait, is that your boyfriend?

03:24:18.860 Oh, hey.

03:24:19.740 Okay.

03:24:20.120 I didn't, I didn't even know.

03:24:21.080 Yeah.

03:24:21.700 So.

03:24:22.040 Yeah.

03:24:22.760 Yeah.

03:24:23.820 How tall are you?

03:24:25.160 Wait, should we have, you want to come on camera?

03:24:27.960 Out there.

03:24:28.720 Okay.

03:24:30.500 Yeah.

03:24:31.680 Come on over here, sexy. 1.00

03:24:33.060 Flock.

03:24:36.740 Flock.

03:24:37.420 Flock.

03:24:38.420 Look at this unit.

03:24:39.400 Sitting on the furry coat.

03:24:41.840 And so, what's your name?

03:24:43.440 Do you want to introduce yourself to that?

03:24:44.840 I'm Austin.

03:24:45.640 I'm 24.

03:24:46.840 Okay.

03:24:47.300 Yeah.

03:24:47.720 Okay.

03:24:48.200 And you're, you're a big guy.

03:24:49.960 Do you, do you do like any?

03:24:51.440 We play football.

03:24:51.980 Yeah.

03:24:52.120 I played college football and then I'm competing or training for a bodybuilding show right

03:24:55.700 now.

03:24:56.000 Oh, nice.

03:24:56.860 Nice.

03:24:57.420 And how tall are you?

03:24:58.420 Six four.

03:24:59.740 Yeah.

03:25:00.000 So not a lot of guys I think would spark you, but, uh, okay.

03:25:04.020 Wow.

03:25:04.360 So, um, I'm actually like a pacifist.

03:25:06.420 I don't like to like be in fights or involve myself.

03:25:08.260 Okay.

03:25:08.880 Yeah.

03:25:09.080 Yeah.

03:25:09.160 Yeah.

03:25:09.360 I know what damage that could happen.

03:25:11.380 Yeah. 0.99

03:25:11.660 Well, I think fighting is pretty fucking stupid, but I mean, like you've probably, maybe you've 1.00

03:25:16.140 been in situations where some fucking idiots drunk or whatever and like, Oh, I've lit 1.00

03:25:20.520 somebody up before, but like, yeah, I feel so bad after. 1.00

03:25:24.160 Really?

03:25:24.720 Yeah.

03:25:25.360 Oh, you're a nice guy.

03:25:26.340 Kind of.

03:25:26.820 You're a nice guy.

03:25:27.560 Wait, so you're doing your bodybuilding.

03:25:29.460 Yeah. 1.00

03:25:30.060 Can we, can we see a little fucking tricep or, Oh shit. 1.00

03:25:33.680 Oh fuck. 1.00

03:25:34.320 Take it off. 1.00

03:25:35.300 Take it off.

03:25:36.540 Yeah. 1.00

03:25:38.240 Fuck. 1.00

03:25:39.600 Do you know this? 1.00

03:25:40.940 Zis? 0.99

03:25:41.340 Yeah. 1.00

03:25:41.740 Can we get a little, Oh fuck Myron. 1.00

03:25:45.060 Nice. 1.00

03:25:45.660 Nice.

03:25:46.400 Okay.

03:25:46.740 Cool.

03:25:46.980 Cool.

03:25:47.280 Um, so yeah, I guess for you, that's, and you guys are married.

03:25:51.260 Yeah.

03:25:51.480 Cool.

03:25:51.840 Cool.

03:25:51.940 Cool.

03:25:52.080 Well, I, I suspect, yeah.

03:25:54.220 I mean, I, are we, I don't know.

03:25:56.360 Oh, okay.

03:25:57.640 But, um, you want to see?

03:25:59.620 No.

03:26:01.380 So for you, uh, if you saw, if you saw your boyfriend get beat up, would you like lose

03:26:08.420 attraction for him or?

03:26:09.780 No.

03:26:10.200 Cause I'd go into like wifey mode and be like, Oh, let me like tend to your wounds. 1.00

03:26:14.400 And I feel that.

03:26:15.400 Yeah.

03:26:15.640 I'd be like, let me take care of you.

03:26:16.760 Cause, cause, cause I've heard some girls say like, and there was this, uh, I don't know 0.93

03:26:21.380 if, uh, I don't know if you watch Joe Rogan podcast at all.

03:26:23.860 So sometimes I do.

03:26:25.280 Yeah.

03:26:25.500 He had this, uh, Joe Rogan had this female MMA fighter on the show and, uh, she was saying 0.74

03:26:32.800 that she saw her boyfriend was an MMA fighter and she saw him get knocked out during a fight

03:26:39.480 and she was like, I had to break up with him after he got knocked out because I was

03:26:43.420 like major turnoff.

03:26:45.140 So that also makes sense that she's a MMA fighter, but she should understand.

03:26:51.600 I feel like she would understand, but yeah.

03:26:53.200 Anyways, um, some girls are like that. 1.00

03:26:54.700 It depends.

03:26:55.200 Yeah.

03:26:55.460 Personal preferences.

03:26:56.440 Sure.

03:26:56.760 Sure.

03:26:57.040 Sure.

03:26:57.880 And I guess I asked that cause you were like the guy sneezed. 1.00

03:27:00.880 He sneezed like a pussy. 1.00

03:27:03.040 So anyways, um, so pettiest reason you broke up with the guy you answered pettiest reason 1.00

03:27:08.360 you ended things with the guy.

03:27:09.480 Um, like, what do you mean by that? 0.99

03:27:13.000 Like the pettiest reason, like just like a bitchy way or like the stupidest reason? 1.00

03:27:16.940 Just like he wore. 1.00

03:27:19.140 Okay.

03:27:19.500 So this one time in like high school, this boy that I met, my mom told me he had yellow

03:27:24.740 teeth.

03:27:25.120 So I had to break up with him.

03:27:26.140 So I broke up with him cause he had yellow teeth.

03:27:28.980 Okay.

03:27:29.600 That's, that's fairly petty.

03:27:31.040 I mean, it does.

03:27:31.560 Cause like he could just get like teeth whining or something, but he just wasn't entertaining

03:27:35.200 enough.

03:27:35.720 So like I just broke up with him.

03:27:37.440 So yeah.

03:27:38.820 Yeah.

03:27:40.460 Um, I've never really experienced that.

03:27:42.940 I've never like, I broke up with someone for being like other reasons.

03:27:48.140 They weren't petty reasons.

03:27:49.240 They're like pretty serious.

03:27:50.680 So nothing petty.

03:27:52.380 Anything for you?

03:27:53.140 Yeah. 1.00

03:27:53.660 For a small dick. 1.00

03:27:55.220 Wait, what? 1.00

03:27:55.920 What? 1.00

03:27:56.560 Small dick? 1.00

03:27:57.060 Small dick, she said. 1.00

03:27:59.720 Sorry. 1.00

03:28:03.160 It's small. 1.00

03:28:04.440 Small penis. 1.00

03:28:05.300 Small penis. 1.00

03:28:05.860 Yeah. 1.00

03:28:06.200 Oh, okay.

03:28:07.420 I mean, okay.

03:28:08.980 Yeah.

03:28:09.620 Or a bad kisser, you know, one or two.

03:28:11.480 Sure.

03:28:12.180 Yeah.

03:28:13.000 Uh, I've never broken up with someone.

03:28:14.620 You've never ended things with the guy.

03:28:15.820 Didn't you end things with the most recent guy?

03:28:18.160 Or he?

03:28:18.460 Oh, oh.

03:28:19.280 I mean, yeah.

03:28:20.060 But maybe it wasn't petty.

03:28:21.080 So whatever.

03:28:21.540 It was an ick.

03:28:22.800 It was an ick.

03:28:23.400 Yo, Flann Life, thank you for the, uh, 50 Canadian dollars, man.

03:28:26.900 Appreciate it.

03:28:27.340 If the guy was defending you or your honor and lost, pro or con?

03:28:31.320 At least he tried.

03:28:32.240 At least he tried.

03:28:33.640 At least he tried.

03:28:34.960 Yeah.

03:28:37.020 Participation trophy for mine.

03:28:38.720 Wait.

03:28:39.260 Oh, here's a good question.

03:28:40.500 Last one and then we're going to wrap.

03:28:41.520 Okay, so, um, you're with your boyfriend.

03:28:44.920 Let's say he's like 5'10", right?

03:28:47.920 5'10".

03:28:49.480 And Austin, right?

03:28:52.060 Yeah.

03:28:53.120 And Austin slaps your, not that you would.

03:28:56.020 Wait.

03:28:56.720 Excuse me?

03:28:57.340 No.

03:28:57.720 No, no, no.

03:28:57.920 Like, let's say, uh, just imagine it's Austin, right? 0.99

03:29:00.860 So big guy, 6'4", fucking huge. 0.96

03:29:03.260 And you're dating some, like, software engineer dude, right? 1.00

03:29:07.220 Fucking on the computer all day. 1.00

03:29:08.680 And someone like Austin, like, he's drunk, whatever, he fucking slaps your ass or some 1.00

03:29:15.120 shit. 1.00

03:29:17.340 What do you want? 1.00

03:29:19.520 Yo, I don't think you want to know where that's going.

03:29:23.060 No, he's talking like this scenario, like, if I were to do that to you, like.

03:29:26.460 And my boyfriend was small, he's like, do I put him against him? 0.96

03:29:29.960 Like, do you expect your boyfriend to fucking start throwing or what? 0.91

03:29:35.920 I mean, I'd probably start throwing. 0.99

03:29:37.580 You'd start throwing?

03:29:38.120 I'd start throwing.

03:29:38.860 I'd defend myself.

03:29:39.680 I'd never expect anybody to defend me.

03:29:41.440 I would expect that because I feel like someone would do that that I like.

03:29:45.940 Okay.

03:29:46.240 So you'd want your software engineer boyfriend who. 1.00

03:29:49.560 Yeah, because it just looks funny and stupid. 1.00

03:29:51.760 Like, she just looks like an idiot. 1.00

03:29:52.880 So it's, like, entertaining. 1.00

03:29:54.160 To see your boyfriend get paralyzed?

03:29:56.100 Okay.

03:29:56.280 Yeah.

03:29:56.820 That's funny. 1.00

03:29:57.880 It's fuck. 1.00

03:29:58.500 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

03:30:01.540 Wait, it's. 1.00

03:30:02.280 Oh, it's just like.

03:30:02.960 No, like, not during the moment.

03:30:03.840 Like, someone you don't like.

03:30:04.880 Is someone's.

03:30:05.440 I'm just, like, referring to, like, the last person.

03:30:07.560 I think it's funny.

03:30:08.340 It would be funny.

03:30:09.080 Yeah.

03:30:09.300 But if it was, like, someone I actually liked and actually liked me, it wouldn't be funny.

03:30:13.280 It just depends on the person.

03:30:14.700 Okay, so if you didn't like them, but you were sleeping with them.

03:30:18.420 I just would think that's an ick.

03:30:20.780 Okay.

03:30:21.180 But you'd be.

03:30:21.760 You'd think it's funny if you got, like, a traumatic brain injury.

03:30:24.380 Yeah. 1.00

03:30:24.860 If I don't like them and I think they're an idiot and they're a retard, I would think 1.00

03:30:28.020 it's funny as fuck. 1.00

03:30:29.880 Okay. 0.98

03:30:31.680 What about.

03:30:32.440 What about you?

03:30:34.040 You're with your boyfriend.

03:30:35.180 He's not particularly.

03:30:38.880 He's fine.

03:30:39.680 What was the question?

03:30:44.620 Oh, just, like, a really big dude.

03:30:48.320 A really big dude.

03:30:49.000 Like, what would you do?

03:30:50.080 Like.

03:30:50.600 A really big dude disrespects you.

03:30:52.220 Maybe he doesn't, like, touch you or anything, but he's like, yo, what's up, chick? 0.99

03:30:55.120 Nice tits or something. 1.00

03:30:55.860 You know, something weird. 0.99

03:30:56.480 My boyfriend doesn't handle, like, anything like that well.

03:31:00.800 He's very defensive and very, like, territorial of me, which is why I like him.

03:31:06.140 Yeah. 0.99

03:31:07.540 Yeah, Matt would fuck a kid up. 0.99

03:31:09.260 Yeah. 0.99

03:31:09.460 Wait, is that?

03:31:10.220 Yeah, that's Matt right there.

03:31:11.300 Oh, the boy.

03:31:11.800 You're the boyfriend.

03:31:12.360 Yeah.

03:31:12.680 Oh, okay.

03:31:13.400 All right.

03:31:13.860 Okay.

03:31:14.240 Gotcha.

03:31:16.120 He's very defensive of me.

03:31:17.800 If someone touches me or something, they're going down.

03:31:19.820 Wait, yo, Matt.

03:31:20.440 Are you.

03:31:20.760 No.

03:31:21.100 But would you.

03:31:23.960 Let's say it's, you know, Brock Lesnar, the UFC fighter.

03:31:26.840 I do.

03:31:27.760 Let's say.

03:31:28.240 I do.

03:31:28.620 Matt.

03:31:29.460 Let's say Brock Lesnar, like, disrespects you, disrespects your girl.

03:31:34.340 Do you have to swing?

03:31:36.180 I mean, I've been known to.

03:31:38.340 It's like, go for it.

03:31:39.840 Go against me before.

03:31:41.420 But if we're talking to a straight professional fighter, I can't probably draw the line.

03:31:45.140 Yeah.

03:31:45.580 I wouldn't really expect him to do that.

03:31:48.140 So you wouldn't swing.

03:31:49.600 Okay.

03:31:50.140 Because he would lose me.

03:31:51.440 I don't want him to die.

03:31:52.520 I don't want him to die.

03:31:53.440 I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to lose him.

03:31:56.840 Sure.

03:31:57.380 Sure.

03:31:57.640 Sure.

03:31:57.780 Sure.

03:31:57.840 Sure.

03:31:58.780 Okay.

03:31:59.040 What about you?

03:32:01.000 Same thing.

03:32:01.820 Sure.

03:32:02.780 I would go after him myself.

03:32:04.600 Okay.

03:32:05.600 All six, two of me.

03:32:07.000 Yeah.

03:32:07.340 Gosh.

03:32:07.700 But, but you, like, let's say your boyfriend, would you want him to start lighting up the

03:32:14.480 dude?

03:32:15.440 I mean, it'd be nice if he had my back, but I wouldn't expect it.

03:32:19.220 Okay.

03:32:19.700 Especially if he is smaller.

03:32:20.900 I mean, if I'm taller than him, let me go and buddy.

03:32:27.700 Okay.

03:32:28.260 Good times.

03:32:28.740 Yeah.

03:32:28.860 I think, uh, it's different if the guy did something, but sometimes guys like, I could 0.98

03:32:34.900 definitely see a situation where a girl, sometimes girls will get their boyfriends fucked up. 1.00

03:32:41.940 Cause like the girls will start talking shit or whatever. 1.00

03:32:44.480 And then, then like the guy, the, if they're talking shit to a guy and then the fight breaks 0.99

03:32:53.280 out and then, uh, I've seen that happen a lot. 0.94

03:32:56.400 Anyways, uh, we've, we've gone pretty late.

03:32:58.300 So we're going to wrap up, uh, guys.

03:33:00.460 Thank you so much for tuning in.

03:33:03.280 Hold on.

03:33:03.780 Let me pull this up.

03:33:04.640 Yeah.

03:33:05.040 Thanks for tuning in guys.

03:33:06.360 Uh, you can, you could have been doing anything else, but you were here with me.

03:33:10.320 I appreciate that.

03:33:11.300 Thanks to everyone who super chatted and supports the show.

03:33:14.700 I really appreciate you guys.

03:33:16.360 Uh, big thank you to the wonderful panel we had.

03:33:18.920 Uh, thank you guys so much for coming.

03:33:20.380 It was a very fun and lively.

03:33:23.340 Thank you guys.

03:33:24.080 Yeah.

03:33:24.200 It was a fun conversation.

03:33:25.940 Thank you to all our chat mods.

03:33:27.460 Thank you to Eric producer there.

03:33:29.700 Uh, thank you again to the panel guys.

03:33:31.900 We will be live again, Tuesday at seven.

03:33:33.980 Oh, flan life.

03:33:34.720 Let me get this.

03:33:35.400 This one's for Austin as a fellow gentle giant.

03:33:38.040 You're a king, bro.

03:33:39.040 Don't let anyone ever tell you.

03:33:41.300 Thank you guys.

03:33:42.500 There we go.

03:33:43.100 We'd love to see it.

03:33:44.780 There we go.

03:33:45.660 Hey, Andrew, thank you for, uh, ending it on like a nice little fun, positive note.

03:33:49.820 Appreciate it.

03:33:50.180 Appreciate it.

03:33:50.680 Love Andrew.

03:33:50.800 That's dope. 0.93

03:33:51.480 Appreciate it, Andrew.

03:33:52.420 Um, yeah, guys, we'll be live again Tuesday at 7 PM Pacific.

03:33:56.360 I've got a, uh, some more OnlyFans girls coming. 1.00

03:33:59.140 Uh, it's going to be a very fun, interesting panel.

03:34:01.360 So, uh, be sure to tune in and, uh, yeah, guys, thanks again.

03:34:06.220 Uh, thanks again, guys.

03:34:07.880 And, uh, yeah, we'll, uh, see you next time.

03:34:10.800 Have a good night, guys.

03:34:11.660 Thank you.

03:34:12.260 Good night.

Whatever Podcast - February 06, 2023

Dating Talk #52

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