Whatever Podcast - Dating Talk #85

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00:03:33.480 Anyways, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.

00:03:38.100 So please tell us your name, age, occupation, and where you're from.

00:03:41.520 Go ahead.

00:03:41.840 Hi, my name is Adira Lohr.

00:03:44.980 I am 28 years old.

00:03:46.860 I'm from LA and I do porn.

00:03:51.120 Hi, my name is Eve Marlow.

00:03:53.140 I am 31 years old.

00:03:54.840 I grew up in Las Vegas and I'm a matchmaker.

00:03:58.760 Hi, I'm Tiffany.

00:04:00.040 I'm 24.

00:04:00.900 I live in Los Angeles and I'm a content creator.

00:04:04.160 I'm Bethany.

00:04:05.160 I'm 18.

00:04:05.980 I'm from Orange County and I model.

00:04:07.700 I'm Jenny or dating coach deals.

00:04:10.880 People call me deal.

00:04:11.920 I'm 22.

00:04:13.020 I've been based in Boston for a bit now and I'm a dating coach.

00:04:17.540 I'm Riley Lewis.

00:04:18.800 I'm 20 years old.

00:04:19.880 I'm from Hollywood and I am a virtual stripper.

00:04:24.340 Virtual stripper. 1.00

00:04:25.320 So what does that mean?

00:04:28.620 I do OnlyFans.

00:04:30.680 Oh, okay.

00:04:31.380 All right.

00:04:31.840 Checks out.

00:04:33.080 I'm Lily.

00:04:34.020 I'm 23 from Nashville.

00:04:35.880 I'm a lifestyle coach specializing in narcissistic abuse.

00:04:39.380 Is this your first time in California?

00:04:41.300 Yes.

00:04:41.800 Oh, fancy.

00:04:42.740 Okay.

00:04:43.620 What about you?

00:04:44.260 My name is Ryan.

00:04:45.820 I am 25.

00:04:47.420 I make YouTube videos and people call me Rhino sometimes.

00:04:51.240 So, yeah.

00:04:53.260 My name is Madison.

00:04:54.580 I'm 18.

00:04:55.540 I'm from San Diego, California and I'm a student.

00:04:58.720 I do the whatever podcast and I'm a host at a bar.

00:05:02.560 All right.

00:05:03.160 Welcome everybody.

00:05:03.980 We're going to go around the table once more.

00:05:05.720 So please tell us your current relationship status.

00:05:09.140 Single, friends with benefits, talking stage, situationship, relationship.

00:05:12.740 If you're single, how long have you been single?

00:05:14.820 Also, what's your longest relationship you've ever been in?

00:05:17.400 Go ahead.

00:05:17.740 Well, I am newly in a relationship.

00:05:22.080 We have been dating for a few weeks now, but I'm at the point where I'm ready to settle

00:05:28.580 down.

00:05:28.960 So it feels pretty serious.

00:05:30.560 And my longest relationship, I guess, was about a year.

00:05:36.740 I've had a lot of toxic relationships prior.

00:05:40.960 A lot of toxic relationships prior.

00:05:43.120 A lot of toxic relationships prior.

00:05:44.860 Good times.

00:05:46.080 Great times.

00:05:46.760 Good times.

00:05:47.320 You know, you know, I saw some of your videos.

00:05:52.860 What about you?

00:05:54.860 I am recently single.

00:05:57.640 We were dating for three months.

00:06:00.000 I've been single for five years prior to that.

00:06:04.580 Sorry, you were single for five years?

00:06:06.160 For five years.

00:06:07.300 And I just got out of a three month relationship.

00:06:10.800 And what was the other question?

00:06:13.720 Longest relationship.

00:06:14.700 Longest relationship was five years.

00:06:16.360 Oh, sorry.

00:06:17.080 Oh, wow.

00:06:18.220 So you were single for five years.

00:06:19.900 I was married for five.

00:06:22.160 Like I was together with my ex-husband for five years.

00:06:24.640 And now I've been, then I was single for five years, had a three month relationship.

00:06:28.560 And now I'm back on the market.

00:06:29.940 So from what age to what age were you married?

00:06:34.900 17 to 20.

00:06:38.320 And we met when I was 15.

00:06:40.300 So yeah, five years.

00:06:41.080 Is this like high school sweethearts?

00:06:42.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:43.200 You're both in high school?

00:06:44.460 Mm-hmm.

00:06:44.740 Hopefully.

00:06:45.280 Yeah.

00:06:45.580 Okay.

00:06:46.500 Okay.

00:06:49.780 Okay.

00:06:52.760 Okay.

00:06:53.440 So you got divorced.

00:06:56.200 Who initiated the divorce? 0.97

00:06:57.900 I did.

00:06:58.600 Okay.

00:06:58.840 And then when did you get into making adult content?

00:07:03.280 Was it during?

00:07:03.820 I started about a month after I turned 18.

00:07:06.600 I posed for Playboy.

00:07:08.120 Okay.

00:07:09.660 And so by that point, were you married?

00:07:12.500 I was married.

00:07:13.380 Yeah.

00:07:13.520 Did your then husband have any qualms with it?

00:07:16.880 Or was he on board?

00:07:17.600 No, he was totally on board.

00:07:18.980 He always knew.

00:07:19.980 I always knew I wanted to pose for Playboy and be a nude model.

00:07:22.960 And I was wearing the little charms.

00:07:25.300 It was really cool.

00:07:26.100 Back in 2000s.

00:07:27.100 Did you guys have the Playboy necklaces and stuff?

00:07:29.580 No?

00:07:30.000 Okay.

00:07:30.240 Well, that's why you guys did pose for Playboy.

00:07:33.600 It was really cool.

00:07:34.940 It was really cool in junior high and high school for me.

00:07:38.100 So I had all the charms.

00:07:39.420 And yeah, I followed my dreams.

00:07:40.920 But so he was totally supportive.

00:07:44.680 He was totally supportive.

00:07:45.880 Yeah.

00:07:46.480 Gotcha.

00:07:47.400 Okay.

00:07:48.320 Cool.

00:07:48.820 What about you?

00:07:49.460 So I'm pretty single.

00:07:51.040 Not going to lie.

00:07:52.040 Pretty single?

00:07:52.400 Yeah, pretty single.

00:07:53.580 I had a situation ship that kind of corrupted like a month ago.

00:07:57.960 But it's fine.

00:07:59.260 And last time I was in a relationship was about like five months ago.

00:08:04.520 My longest relationship was three years, actually.

00:08:07.180 Okay.

00:08:07.520 Three years.

00:08:08.580 And you've been single for how long, you said?

00:08:09.900 Like five months.

00:08:11.160 Five months.

00:08:11.980 Yeah.

00:08:12.280 You said your most recent thing was corrupted?

00:08:15.320 Well, it was kind of more so like I didn't really want to be in a relationship with him

00:08:18.780 because like I felt like he wasn't really doing anything with his life.

00:08:21.900 So like that was kind of important for me because I need someone that like has motivation

00:08:25.980 and drive, you know?

00:08:27.280 So that's mainly why I didn't want to date him.

00:08:29.900 But you were dating him.

00:08:31.360 Well, we were seeing each other.

00:08:33.840 But like I wasn't like, no, like I want to be your girlfriend.

00:08:37.500 You know what I mean?

00:08:38.060 Sure, sure.

00:08:38.900 What was he doing?

00:08:40.900 Uh, playing Valorant all day.

00:08:44.460 Was he a streamer or just like?

00:08:45.720 He didn't even stream.

00:08:46.920 Like I begged for him to stream because he was really good, but it didn't really work

00:08:50.440 out.

00:08:50.900 So.

00:08:51.660 Okay.

00:08:52.620 Yeah.

00:08:53.020 Uh, and, but, and you said, sorry, remind me, you do adult content, you said, or you're

00:08:59.400 a content creator?

00:09:00.000 I'm a content creator, so I stream on Twitch, but I also do OnlyFans.

00:09:03.620 Okay.

00:09:04.280 And, uh, he didn't have a job at all.

00:09:08.460 Well, he just started being a food busser at a restaurant.

00:09:12.340 Okay.

00:09:13.160 Um, but.

00:09:13.780 That's, that's, that's respect.

00:09:14.840 No, it is respectful.

00:09:15.780 Because like I was in the restaurant industry before, but I had asked him like, Hey, what

00:09:20.380 are your future goals in life?

00:09:21.720 And he was like, you know, like, I don't know.

00:09:24.340 Okay.

00:09:25.640 So.

00:09:26.240 How old was he?

00:09:27.580 How old was he?

00:09:28.400 Yeah.

00:09:28.620 He was 21.

00:09:29.580 Oh, you're, and you're 24.

00:09:30.800 I'm 24.

00:09:31.380 Okay.

00:09:31.580 You like, you like the, the young studs.

00:09:33.560 No, no, no, no, no.

00:09:34.580 I don't like the young studs.

00:09:35.380 It just happened to be a 21 year old.

00:09:37.720 It just happened.

00:09:38.240 Okay.

00:09:38.500 It just happened to be a 21 year old.

00:09:40.180 Okay.

00:09:40.720 All right.

00:09:41.780 But I mean, is it, is it fair to say that since he was a bit younger than you, was it, is it's

00:09:46.500 not entirely unreasonable that he maybe then, he wasn't quite as figured out as perhaps

00:09:51.280 you were?

00:09:52.040 Yeah.

00:09:52.400 I think that was also a main issue too.

00:09:54.560 Was he in college?

00:09:55.680 No, not even college.

00:09:56.960 Okay.

00:09:57.160 Sorry.

00:09:57.360 I didn't mean to cut you off there.

00:09:58.360 If you want to continue with your little.

00:10:00.240 No.

00:10:00.560 You're like, you're about to say like, I wasn't even.

00:10:03.220 Like I, I would give him like ideas on what to do.

00:10:06.100 Cause like he's really good at the game.

00:10:07.700 Right.

00:10:08.180 Like, so I'd be like, you should stream.

00:10:09.780 Like you're cute.

00:10:10.480 There's not really that many cute streamers out there that are really good at the game.

00:10:13.640 And he wouldn't even listen to me on that.

00:10:15.780 So that also.

00:10:18.140 Okay.

00:10:18.820 All right.

00:10:19.320 So you broke up with him.

00:10:21.280 Yeah.

00:10:21.640 I mean, it was kind of both like, yeah.

00:10:24.820 Gotcha.

00:10:25.400 Do you, do you need a guy to, and I mean, cause I know some people who do like content creation

00:10:29.360 OF can make a lot of money.

00:10:31.760 Uh, do you need a guy to make, would you say like on your level or what, where are you

00:10:36.640 at with that?

00:10:37.440 So I think for me, at least I would want him to make as much as me or, you know, if, or

00:10:43.460 more or more would be even better.

00:10:45.480 If you don't mind me asking how much you don't have to say exact, but maybe like a range.

00:10:49.480 I'm very comfortable and I get to, uh, also provide for my family too.

00:10:54.940 So like five figures, like, uh, five figures a month.

00:11:02.660 Uh, let's say I make my corporate job salary in one month now, like my old corporate job.

00:11:07.720 So your annual corporate salary.

00:11:09.880 It's like what I make in like a month.

00:11:11.720 That's gotta be like mid five figures.

00:11:13.480 Yeah.

00:11:14.140 I don't know.

00:11:14.600 Six figures?

00:11:15.480 I don't know.

00:11:16.540 Your previous corporate job?

00:11:17.700 No one makes four figures in one year.

00:11:19.320 So it has to be like five or six.

00:11:21.800 No, you can't make four figures in a year.

00:11:23.820 All right.

00:11:24.060 Let's start guessing.

00:11:25.880 Let's just put her on the spot. 1.00

00:11:27.600 She, she did buy my food today.

00:11:29.120 So I, I just met her.

00:11:31.440 What's that?

00:11:32.000 But she called me mommy.

00:11:32.980 So it's like, okay, I did.

00:11:36.220 Wait, what did she do to your food?

00:11:37.900 She bought it.

00:11:38.580 Oh, okay.

00:11:39.060 They didn't take cash.

00:11:39.960 I miss, I heard something else.

00:11:41.400 Okay.

00:11:41.640 She bought one.

00:11:43.520 Okay.

00:11:43.960 So like, I'm a very giving person.

00:11:45.960 You know, that's nice.

00:11:47.080 That's good.

00:11:48.000 Uh, okay, cool.

00:11:48.840 What about you?

00:11:49.760 Um, so I'm single.

00:11:51.140 I've been single for maybe like four months.

00:11:53.960 And then my longest relationship was about a year.

00:11:58.080 One year.

00:11:59.020 Yeah.

00:11:59.260 Gotcha.

00:12:00.460 And she was pretty single.

00:12:03.140 Are you just single, single, pretty single, very single kind of single?

00:12:07.540 I mean, I like talk, I'm kind of talking to someone right now, but I don't know.

00:12:12.740 Kind of talking to somebody?

00:12:13.720 Just playing it by ear, you know?

00:12:15.020 Okay.

00:12:15.500 All right.

00:12:18.100 By the way, so pretty single, like what is pretty single?

00:12:21.460 So there's a guy in the picture, right?

00:12:22.660 Um, like I, I talk to people, you know, but it's like, like I'm going on like dates here

00:12:29.020 and there, but it's nothing like super serious.

00:12:31.160 Like I have a date tomorrow that I'm kind of excited for.

00:12:34.200 Got a date tomorrow?

00:12:35.080 Yeah.

00:12:36.260 Uh, when's, have you dated this guy before or is this like a first?

00:12:40.500 We actually met on Friday.

00:12:42.020 You met on Friday?

00:12:43.060 Yeah.

00:12:43.360 Okay.

00:12:43.740 It's funny because he also knows my ex.

00:12:46.840 Is he friends with him?

00:12:47.580 Does he also play Valorant?

00:12:48.680 No, he doesn't.

00:12:49.400 He actually, he has a, he has a good job.

00:12:53.120 So I'm like, wow, great.

00:12:56.000 Friends with your ex though?

00:12:57.260 Yeah.

00:12:58.420 You know, that's a little, uh, you know, he doesn't have to find out.

00:13:01.580 My ex, my ex is in Virginia.

00:13:03.420 Your ex boyfriend or your ex situation?

00:13:05.160 My ex boyfriend.

00:13:06.380 Wait, your ex is in Virginia.

00:13:07.720 So was this long distance?

00:13:09.320 Yeah, it was.

00:13:10.320 Oh, well that's rip.

00:13:13.060 That's even worse.

00:13:13.960 Yeah.

00:13:14.620 He started, um, dating a girl that would hit him up while we were dating.

00:13:19.020 Oh, okay.

00:13:19.460 So he's also cheating on you.

00:13:20.940 I mean like, not really because like, I guess, I mean, maybe he did.

00:13:24.440 I don't know.

00:13:24.820 There was some allegations and he, um, denies it, but.

00:13:29.460 Was it a open, kind of open between you guys?

00:13:32.760 No.

00:13:33.900 No defined boundaries?

00:13:35.380 No.

00:13:35.740 Yeah.

00:13:35.960 We dated for like two years.

00:13:37.420 Oh, okay.

00:13:37.980 Yeah.

00:13:38.400 The Valorant guy?

00:13:39.360 No, no, no.

00:13:39.860 This is a different guy.

00:13:40.680 Oh, different guy.

00:13:40.940 It's like an actual boyfriend.

00:13:42.660 Oh, okay.

00:13:43.280 Yeah.

00:13:43.760 I see.

00:13:44.420 Okay.

00:13:44.880 That one was in Virginia?

00:13:46.500 That was the one that was like five months ago in Virginia.

00:13:48.920 Yeah.

00:13:49.080 Oh, okay.

00:13:49.540 I got it.

00:13:49.940 Got it.

00:13:50.180 Okay, cool.

00:13:51.060 Uh, what about you?

00:13:53.220 So I'm currently single, very happily talking to people, dating some people.

00:13:57.880 I feel like 22 is the time to be happily single.

00:14:00.700 Um, I've been single for maybe a month or two, also out of a three month relationship

00:14:06.300 that I got using my own advice.

00:14:08.800 Cause I felt like have to date as a dating coach and my longest relationship was two and

00:14:13.440 a half years.

00:14:14.440 Two and a half years.

00:14:15.340 Okay.

00:14:15.840 So you said you're like kind of dating around, talking to some people.

00:14:21.420 What, what do you mean?

00:14:22.680 Like, what does that mean?

00:14:23.720 You know, what does that mean?

00:14:24.980 I'm going to explain it and you're going to be like, it was exactly correct.

00:14:27.840 So one guy been talking, texting, met on Hinge, been texting for like a couple weeks, but

00:14:33.560 he's in Europe, said he'll watch this.

00:14:36.040 So hi, Lucas.

00:14:37.520 Um, then I'm still active on Hinge, still messaging people, going on first dates.

00:14:42.580 If it goes well, a second date.

00:14:44.400 So dating people, talking to people.

00:14:48.120 So if I meet someone who's cool, I'll continue dating them, potentially commit.

00:14:53.060 How many, how many, uh, pieces do you currently have?

00:15:00.160 Like nobody's a side piece.

00:15:01.840 Is there a side piece?

00:15:02.980 No, I have a really bad attention span with that.

00:15:05.980 So I've been texting the one guy for like a few weeks, but he's in Switzerland and I'm

00:15:15.060 in America.

00:15:15.580 Uh, he's back in America in August and that'd be the first date.

00:15:20.480 Then I usually have like maybe two to three Hinge combos going on.

00:15:25.200 And then maybe like every other week I'll go on like a first date, see how it goes.

00:15:30.600 Okay.

00:15:31.280 Um, question.

00:15:32.480 Have you met Swiss cheese?

00:15:34.380 That's his name, by the way.

00:15:35.620 Oh, that's a good name.

00:15:37.180 No.

00:15:38.040 Yeah.

00:15:38.280 Cause we matched cause on Hinge, you can like change your location at will.

00:15:42.800 Did he change his location?

00:15:44.280 Yeah.

00:15:44.680 He was in Boston for like a concert cause he's in an orchestra and I just was about to move

00:15:53.440 to Boston a week later.

00:15:55.140 Then when I was in Boston, he was in Switzerland to play in an orchestra and I was in Boston.

00:16:00.580 So just like a texting.

00:16:02.940 Okay.

00:16:03.620 We'll see.

00:16:04.340 And wait, so reminder, where do you live again?

00:16:06.460 Boston.

00:16:06.960 Oh, you're in, okay.

00:16:07.620 Okay.

00:16:07.860 I was like, I was like, I was, my Hinge was in Boston for a reason.

00:16:12.560 It's cause I live there.

00:16:13.520 Okay.

00:16:14.180 Yeah.

00:16:14.360 Cause I know with like the dating apps, you can change your location, uh, which makes sense

00:16:18.140 if you're, if you're like moving around, you know, but travel, but if you're like living

00:16:23.660 in LA and you're like, let me just see who's I can match with.

00:16:26.940 I would never go to Boston and just personally.

00:16:29.540 Yeah.

00:16:30.100 Yeah.

00:16:30.840 Um, what about you?

00:16:32.260 Um, yeah.

00:16:32.740 So my boyfriend and I are in a fully committed, um, one sided open relationship.

00:16:37.600 Oh.

00:16:38.420 And my longest relationship was like three years.

00:16:42.060 One sided.

00:16:43.380 So like, are you open or is he open?

00:16:45.560 So like, I'm not allowed to get with other people, but, um, he's allowed to, you know,

00:16:51.440 like get with whoever he wants.

00:16:53.700 Yeah.

00:16:54.660 Who initiated that?

00:16:56.460 Uh, we, we both, we both agreed to it.

00:16:58.740 Yeah.

00:16:58.980 I'm like perfectly fine with it.

00:17:01.780 Interesting.

00:17:03.780 Wait, so.

00:17:05.580 Oh, did we give you a seat booster by the way?

00:17:07.660 Did you get a seat booster?

00:17:08.360 Yes.

00:17:08.820 Yes.

00:17:09.260 I'm four 11.

00:17:10.640 Okay.

00:17:11.340 Yeah.

00:17:11.600 I think it's good.

00:17:12.160 Uh,

00:17:13.080 So he, how, at what point in the relationship, like, was it monogamous at one point, then

00:17:27.900 you opened it up strictly for him or just from the get go, it was like, yeah, you don't see

00:17:32.280 other guys.

00:17:33.540 I'm going to see other chicks. 1.00

00:17:34.740 Right.

00:17:35.280 So, well, I mean, on our second date, he flew me and this other influencer out to an

00:17:40.660 island and he was like talking to her previously and then.

00:17:46.280 An island?

00:17:47.120 Yeah.

00:17:47.600 To an island.

00:17:48.540 Yeah.

00:17:48.820 It was, it was, it was fun.

00:17:50.220 Um, but yeah, then he decided he wanted to like talk to me.

00:17:53.120 So I guess from the get go, I was just like, you know, I just kind of expected that that's

00:17:57.940 how it was going to be.

00:17:59.380 And like, you know, I'm, I'm okay with it.

00:18:02.400 Um, is he, he flew you to an island like for the first date for, yeah.

00:18:07.020 Well, the second date is he, oh, is he a content creator or what?

00:18:09.560 What's he doing?

00:18:10.060 Yeah.

00:18:10.400 He, he's a content creator.

00:18:11.820 Yeah.

00:18:14.020 Did you, is he in a wheelchair?

00:18:16.120 Cause you said something in your pre-show messages to us about dating someone in a wheelchair.

00:18:20.300 Yeah.

00:18:20.680 So, um, yeah, um, that's a confusing one.

00:18:24.940 We actually don't really know what's wrong with him, but he has like an autoimmune disorder

00:18:29.940 and, um, yeah, ever since my birthday, which was about like a week and a half ago, he's

00:18:35.560 been in a wheelchair cause he's like kind of paralyzed right now. 0.99

00:18:39.400 Holy shit. 0.99

00:18:40.100 Sorry to hear that. 0.98

00:18:40.880 Um, and, uh, so this is like a new development, like just.

00:18:44.980 Yeah, this is, this is very recent.

00:18:46.780 Yeah.

00:18:47.360 It was an autoimmune thing that just like came on suddenly, or is it like a progressive

00:18:51.300 thing?

00:18:51.760 Yeah.

00:18:52.120 Like he had like a cold or something like, and it like triggered this autoimmune response.

00:18:57.740 It happened to him once before, like three years ago and yeah.

00:19:01.380 And he was paralyzed back then?

00:19:02.480 And he was paralyzed.

00:19:03.160 Yeah.

00:19:03.280 And then it went away. 1.00

00:19:03.960 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:19:04.180 So like, hopefully like it goes away. 1.00

00:19:06.560 Um, yeah.

00:19:07.360 Did he, did he have a diagnosis back three years ago?

00:19:10.240 Um, no, unfortunately, like they never really figured out what it was.

00:19:14.740 Um, yeah.

00:19:15.640 So it's kind of just an unknown thing at the moment.

00:19:19.320 Yeah.

00:19:20.120 Chat, do you guys have any idea what that could be?

00:19:23.080 I mean, there's definitely, I've heard cases where like with certain illnesses you can

00:19:27.260 get like, uh, I don't know, it can cause like nerve.

00:19:31.060 I don't know.

00:19:31.900 Um, that's, that's wild.

00:19:34.260 Um, in any case, sorry to hear that, uh, that your boyfriend's not, uh, feeling a tip

00:19:39.240 top shape.

00:19:39.920 Wish him Godspeed in his recovery.

00:19:41.780 Um, thank you.

00:19:42.560 Okay.

00:19:43.060 Got it.

00:19:43.700 So have you guys been frisky at all?

00:19:47.820 Like how does that impact the wheelchair?

00:19:49.360 Yeah, I mean, like, I don't know.

00:19:52.080 It just like kind of works out.

00:19:53.720 Like, I mean, he's still like on top.

00:19:57.520 Huh?

00:19:58.360 Yeah.

00:19:59.140 I don't know.

00:20:00.380 Is his like whole body paralyzed or like just his legs?

00:20:03.120 He's like paralyzed, but he can still like move like a little bit.

00:20:07.340 Like, you know, I have to like help him like up and stuff, but like he can like kind of

00:20:12.060 walk, but like not really.

00:20:13.160 But yeah, I don't, yeah.

00:20:15.020 That's just kind of how it's been working out.

00:20:17.720 Oh, yeah.

00:20:18.440 All right.

00:20:19.340 Sweet.

00:20:19.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:20.380 Damn. 1.00

00:20:20.960 Bummer. 1.00

00:20:21.380 Okay.

00:20:22.300 What about you?

00:20:23.840 I am single.

00:20:25.140 I've been single since February of 2022.

00:20:28.700 My longest relationship was three and a half years and I just got out of a situation ship

00:20:34.360 about two months ago.

00:20:35.860 Just got out of a situation ship.

00:20:37.940 How long was your situation ship?

00:20:40.500 Uh, maybe four months, five months, I think.

00:20:44.900 Four to five months.

00:20:45.960 Okay.

00:20:46.580 I didn't really keep track, honestly.

00:20:47.680 Gotcha.

00:20:49.240 And, uh, Ryan, what about you?

00:20:51.580 So I think my longest relationship has been two years and I'm currently single.

00:20:58.680 Is that all the, what was all the questions?

00:21:00.820 I'm sorry.

00:21:01.120 How long have you been single?

00:21:02.200 And I've been single for about probably, oh, it's been a cool minute.

00:21:06.720 Probably six months.

00:21:09.640 Six months.

00:21:10.520 All right.

00:21:11.000 Yeah.

00:21:11.120 Madison.

00:21:14.120 I'm taken.

00:21:15.340 I'm in a, uh, committed relationship and my current relationship is my longest relationship.

00:21:22.240 It's like 10, almost 11 months.

00:21:24.380 Show us the promise ring.

00:21:26.000 I forgot to wear it today.

00:21:26.960 Oh, wow.

00:21:27.380 I'm so sorry.

00:21:28.360 Frankie and I were tanning like right before this and I like forgot to put it on before I

00:21:31.980 came on.

00:21:32.480 Okay.

00:21:32.860 I'll wear this in honor of him though.

00:21:36.760 The armband thing?

00:21:38.740 Yeah.

00:21:39.560 Okay.

00:21:39.920 In honor of Frankie.

00:21:41.300 Got it.

00:21:41.740 Okay, cool.

00:21:42.260 Uh, so, I think the first thing we're going to talk about is Margot Robbie.

00:21:50.180 I don't know if you guys heard of this, but recently she's, uh, come under fire because

00:21:56.040 people think Margot Robbie is mid.

00:22:00.060 If you guys know Margot Robbie, the critically acclaimed actress, people think she's mid.

00:22:06.260 Um, and we'll show you the tweet that I think kind of got a lot of attention.

00:22:09.700 So, Nick, if you're able to navigate over to the, uh, there's some news articles and

00:22:14.780 then a tweet.

00:22:18.100 Like mid, like mid, like overrated.

00:22:20.060 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:22:20.640 We can talk.

00:22:20.960 Like not that bad.

00:22:21.800 Yeah.

00:22:22.280 Okay.

00:22:22.700 Pull it up.

00:22:23.680 Not that good.

00:22:24.580 Not that good.

00:22:25.120 Not good.

00:22:25.700 Not bad.

00:22:26.180 I don't need to be over.

00:22:27.260 Right in the middle.

00:22:28.540 Middle.

00:22:29.160 Like average.

00:22:29.940 Look wise?

00:22:30.860 Yeah.

00:22:31.040 Oh, yeah.

00:22:31.620 Okay.

00:22:32.780 Sorry, I don't see Margot Robbie in this tweet that I'll pull it up. 0.98

00:22:36.860 Oh, shit. 0.97

00:22:37.500 No, that's not it. 1.00

00:22:41.960 There's like another grouping.

00:22:43.680 There should be another grouping.

00:22:46.380 Oh.

00:22:47.080 Oh, God.

00:22:47.920 Seven deadless sins donated $100.

00:22:50.080 Hold on.

00:22:50.120 777 quattio or decilion 777.

00:22:56.080 What?

00:22:58.420 True.

00:22:59.360 That's so true.

00:23:01.160 Facts.

00:23:01.500 Yeah.

00:23:02.240 777 decilion 770.

00:23:06.860 That makes sense.

00:23:08.360 It's the luck.

00:23:09.380 It's true.

00:23:10.300 It's very true.

00:23:11.020 That's so true.

00:23:11.840 Thank you.

00:23:12.180 Thank you.

00:23:14.200 777.

00:23:14.880 777 sextilion 777 quattio or decilion 777 quattio or decilion 777 quattio.

00:23:19.700 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

00:23:20.820 $4,4,777,000,000,000.

00:23:23.700 $7,777,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

00:23:25.920 Dude, he's getting really serious.

00:23:27.720 Wait.

00:23:27.960 I don't know if he's still going.

00:23:30.260 777,77,77,77,77,77,77,77.

00:23:33.780 Wow.

00:23:34.880 7.

00:23:34.900 7.

00:23:35.160 7.

00:23:35.400 7.

00:23:36.060 7.

00:23:36.400 I wonder if he's the numbers.

00:23:37.920 right? You were rapping earlier. I was rapping. Okay. Actually, before you pull it up, I'm going

00:23:42.620 to get a couple of chats here. Hold on, guys. Okay. We have Ryan Reborn. Thank you for the

00:23:47.400 $50 donation there. I'm 100% disabled U.S. Navy veteran with a disabling autoimmune condition

00:23:52.920 that keeps me from doing many things and in my experience, both in person and in online dating,

00:24:00.320 women want nothing to do with me because I'm a cripple. What am I to do? Is that your boyfriend? 1.00

00:24:07.920 That's really funny. Was that your boyfriend? I don't know. It might be. Disabling autoimmune

00:24:14.800 condition. Yeah, that's a tough one, man. I mean, I don't know if anyone in the panel wants to.

00:24:19.020 Find someone that's crippled too. Dead ass. Isn't cripple like really offensive, Madison? I think 1.00

00:24:25.260 you're canceled. He called himself a cripple, so. I guess I'd say that. You know, like if you're 1.00

00:24:29.780 part of that community. Find someone that's disabled too. There you go. Yeah. I think that

00:24:34.980 he should just keep hiring hot nurses to take care of him until eventually he finds one with a fetish 1.00

00:24:41.240 for cripples. I've heard many stories of like them meeting their nurse and falling in love. So.

00:24:49.000 Okay. That's my only advice as someone who's never dated a cripple. Here's a question for the table. 1.00

00:24:54.500 Let's say you have a man who's paraplegic versus a woman who's a paraplegic, both in wheelchairs,

00:25:02.120 both of comparable attractiveness levels. Who do you think will have an easier time dating? The man

00:25:07.580 or the woman? I mean, women always have easier time dating to be fair. So I think that that's just 0.97

00:25:14.840 a natural unfair advantage. Anybody? Because you said all factors equal. I would say obviously the

00:25:25.020 paraplegic woman would have an easier time dating because given typical gender roles, if we're assuming 1.00

00:25:31.360 it's like heteronormative and whatnot, she wouldn't be expected to be able to 0.58

00:25:36.320 be a dummy mommy per se. Everything, everything equal. Okay. Anybody else?

00:25:44.340 I had a, I had a friend that got with a girl that was in a wheelchair and it was like kind of cute and

00:25:50.200 endearing in a way because it's like, oh, she's in a wheelchair. Like, but if, if a guy's in a wheelchair,

00:25:56.320 it's kind of a very bleak outcome. Cause like you said, no girl wants anything to do with him.

00:26:01.220 Cause I think as a man, women are looking for it. They're gotta be strong dominant. And if you're 1.00

00:26:06.880 literally, your legs don't work, you're just poop out of luck. Can I cuss on here? Yeah. Okay. You're 0.98

00:26:12.880 shit out of luck. Yeah. That's probably almost preferable to poop, but yeah, I definitely agree with 1.00

00:26:19.440 you there. Sorry. Sorry. Um, but that's not always the case, you know, like some women want to be the 1.00

00:26:25.400 caregiver. Some women want to be the sugar mom. They want to be the one that takes care. So like, 1.00

00:26:30.000 it's not always that they're shit out of luck. Like I will say the person that runs my social media, 0.96

00:26:36.660 he is actually disabled and he's in a wheelchair and he has a fantastic long-term girlfriend that is

00:26:43.940 able-bodied. So he gets pussy and I'm just going to say it's totally possible. 1.00

00:26:50.020 Wait, it's definitely possible. It's just like, it's just less woman. He's able-bodied? 1.00

00:26:55.220 Like, no, she is like, she, she, she can walk. He's in a wheelchair and yeah, they're,

00:27:01.200 they've been together for a long time and they're super happy and a good relationship. So I don't

00:27:05.240 think it's impossible. I think it makes it a lot harder, but I see it and I'm like, yeah,

00:27:09.740 anything's possible. Well, I feel like women are just generally caregivers anyways, right? 1.00

00:27:15.200 Like in the home, I feel like that's, you know, what women are associated with. So in that case, 0.92

00:27:21.120 I kind of feel like men would have it easier. So I heard statistically that like, if in a

00:27:26.980 relationship, like the man gets like a bunch of health issues, the woman is more likely to stay. 0.99

00:27:31.220 Whereas like, if a woman gets a lot of health issues, the man is more likely to leave.

00:27:35.540 I think that actually came up in our last stream and there was apparently some study that was done

00:27:42.380 that indicated, which I thought, I thought was a bit excessive, but they claimed that men were six

00:27:47.820 times more likely to leave their wives. For example, if, if their wives got cancers, got cancer versus

00:27:53.140 the reverse. I'm not sure if I believe that though. Um, and, uh, yeah, I don't know. Wasn't there a

00:28:01.920 recently some like story of like a woman who left her husband who had cancer and I think he ended up

00:28:07.920 dying and then like went and talked about it. Do you know what? I know what you're talking about.

00:28:13.500 I forgot what the, I don't know if we can, we don't have to pull it up, but, uh, yeah, well,

00:28:18.480 I think, uh, it's definitely not impossible. Like you said, for a guy who's in a wheelchair,

00:28:21.580 I do think that one of the perhaps discrepancies is I think an attraction trigger that women have

00:28:26.680 for, for men is the ability to protect and a guy who, and also just, I think women are attracted

00:28:32.720 to men who are strong physically, uh, mentally, although mentally, I don't think necessarily

00:28:38.300 being in a wheelchair that has anything to do with your mental constitution. But as far as just

00:28:42.280 strictly speaking, when it comes to physical strength, if you're in a wheelchair and your

00:28:45.780 ability to protect, you're, you're pretty compromised. So, and that's a, you know, men don't really

00:28:51.600 look to women to be protectors. Whereas like, I don't know, maybe show of hands here. If 0.99

00:28:57.640 you were with a guy and he was like struggling to open a jar and he was like, babe, can you

00:29:03.980 like help me out? Would you be like a little like, stop the top of the knife. It's a little

00:29:08.380 empowering though. You know, I can open this jar and you can't come on. Yeah. Maybe it's

00:29:16.420 like self-empowering, like look at this pussy, but like wouldn't, but, but you wouldn't view 1.00

00:29:21.020 your, your partner in like a slightly negative light if he's like, no, let's not use the opening 0.99

00:29:27.460 jar as an example. All of my last exes have all been weaker than me. Based. What? Like physically

00:29:33.480 weaker? All of your exes? That's why they're your exes. Yeah, but like, can we, but it's, I mean,

00:29:38.800 like you, you lift, right? Yes. Like, can, can you show us the tries? Like, fuck. Oh, wow.

00:29:45.540 Wait, I don't know if we saw it. Wait, do it. Do it. Do it. Like, can we get double, double

00:29:50.860 buys? Holy fuck, bro. Wait, can you really quick? Can you, um, can you squat Ryan really 1.00

00:29:57.920 quick? How much do you weigh? Now, hold on a minute. I don't know if I'm. Okay. Okay. Okay.

00:30:04.480 I didn't mean to volunteer you. Maybe after the show. Okay. After the show, we'll, we'll

00:30:08.620 do a little test. We'll do a little test, but, um, okay. So, uh, oh, interesting. Um, well,

00:30:14.300 oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, I'll re-trigger that. Red means stop and yellow means slow down.

00:30:20.080 Wait, what? We missed all of it. But on a banana, it's just the opposite. Green. Dude. Oh my God.

00:30:25.260 I got ruined. Hold on. I'll re-trigger it. One sec guys. It's about to pull back up. Um, wait,

00:30:31.420 so you, you're stronger than all your exes. Not all of them, but, but, but the most recent

00:30:37.600 ones that were the most serious. Yes. Okay. Oh, okay. Interesting. And what do they think

00:30:41.980 about that? I don't know what they. Hold on. Mitch Hedberg donated $100. On a stoplight,

00:30:49.160 green means go. Red means stop and yellow means slow down. But on a banana, it's just the opposite.

00:30:56.540 Green means hold on. Yellow means go ahead. And red means where the, did you get that banana

00:31:03.040 at? I don't get it. Me neither. Okay. I got that. All right. Okay. I got it. All right.

00:31:08.780 Uh, let's pull up, let's pull up the, uh, Margot Robbie thing just as a reminder. So there's

00:31:12.960 this thing going on where a lot of people have been, uh, posting on. Oh my God. Oh Jesus.

00:31:18.220 Mitch Hedberg. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm going to skip that one. Okay. Um, people are saying

00:31:24.720 Margot Robbie is mid. And so this is a tweet that got like 70 million impressions. This is

00:31:31.800 her without makeup. Definitely mid according to him. Scroll down just a little bit on the 0.74

00:31:37.520 page. Are you able to scroll, scroll down a little more. So it got 69 or sorry, 62.9 million

00:31:44.220 views. Um, so what do you guys think? I mean, who's calling her mid because she's not 24

00:31:53.720 anymore. Well, are they saying she's mid without makeup or is that what they're saying? I think

00:31:59.720 just in general, the photo that they showed, right? The photo that they showed, they're

00:32:03.000 saying that's mid. I'm sorry, but that, I think she's hot as fuck. I think she looks great. 1.00

00:32:06.680 Like without makeup, she looks like mid compared to who? Like, like who are we comparing her to? 1.00

00:32:12.780 Because she's fucking beautiful. Some girls put thousands of dollars into their face to 1.00

00:32:18.040 look like her and that's her without makeup. Yeah. And like, I don't understand how this

00:32:22.120 even became a controversy at all. She has a naturally sculpted face, naturally thick eyelashes, 1.00

00:32:27.420 thick eyebrows, like nice lips. She's genuinely one of the most in the world. I think, I think

00:32:33.480 a good starting point is we need to define mid. Yeah. What is mid? Like, is that like a five

00:32:40.780 out of 10 or like? Yeah. I would say. I think it's four to six. Four to six. But who creates

00:32:47.040 the scale? But six is a little above that. Where is like the standard of what? Yeah. What is a 10?

00:32:52.420 Can we define a 10? Is there a dictionary definition of this scale? 10 is like perfect.

00:32:57.060 But what is perfect? Megan Fox. I don't know. Like, yeah, it's different for everyone,

00:33:02.180 I would say. But she's definitely not mid, but she's not like. Yeah. Mid is four or five or six. 0.95

00:33:07.760 There's no way. Also, she's 33 and looks like that. She's 30. Oh, then she's not mid. I disagree

00:33:12.440 on what the important base is. It's not what is mid. It's what is, what are we measuring her on?

00:33:18.560 Because comparing one picture of her to the other pictures versus what she looks like in the flesh

00:33:24.180 in real life, like that photo, mediocre photo of her. But then look at any other photo and she's

00:33:32.580 gorgeous. I'm assuming if you see her in real life, which I hope at least one of us has the

00:33:36.980 blessing to see her in real life. She'd be beautiful. Wait, do you go both ways? Yes. Can't you tell by

00:33:42.880 the hair? Hey, you know, it's not a given these days, but okay. Gotcha. So you would. It's the photo,

00:33:50.480 not necessarily the scale. Cause I think that conversation is tired. I think even in the

00:33:56.240 photo, she's not mid, I would still give her. She's still gorgeous in the photo. She's still 1.00

00:33:59.640 above a six. Compared to a lot of like people, her age as well. Yeah. I hate that 33 is the age

00:34:05.760 that we have to be like. And I'm sorry, but like, I wasn't saying it was old. I'm just saying other

00:34:10.360 people in her age range. But like, like the amount of people that are on the internet arguing about

00:34:15.400 her looks, I'm sorry, but how attractive are all of you guys? You know, like why is everyone?

00:34:19.980 Probably too. They're probably less than mid. If we want to talk about scale, you guys are like

00:34:23.100 negative mid, you know? Mid minus. Like, like, are you kidding me right now? And we all know that

00:34:29.560 these guys that are calling her mid got hard to her in the Wolf of Wall Street. Absolutely.

00:34:35.060 And if she showed up to their doorstep to S their D right now, they would absolutely drop their

00:34:41.880 pants and let her, you know? But like mid or not, they'd be like, let's go. Sure. And the guys that

00:34:48.100 might be saying she's mid, they might be like leagues less attractive, relatively speaking, 0.82

00:34:54.620 than she is. But I mean, I don't know if it's a, if it's a totally fair argument to say,

00:34:58.700 well, just because you're not attractive, you can't make an assessment of somebody else's

00:35:02.580 attractiveness. I don't think they're making the argument of like, bro, I'd never go for

00:35:07.480 her. I don't think they're saying that. Like, probably most of the guys are like, she's mid

00:35:10.880 are probably not as attractive as her. But I just think they're like, I think they're coming

00:35:15.880 at it more from like, she's an attractive girl, but she's not, she's not all that.

00:35:21.380 But the term mid is like, not like attractive, you know? The term mid is used as like, she's

00:35:26.300 all right.

00:35:27.280 Are they comparing her to other celebrities? Is that what they're, is that the scale? It's

00:35:33.540 like, she's a mid celebrity.

00:35:34.540 That's also what I was going to say.

00:35:35.700 She's 33.

00:35:36.440 I think people are only saying she's mid because she's a celebrity. 1.00

00:35:39.320 Did she go online and be like, I'm hot shit, I'm a 10 out of 10, and everyone's attacking 0.99

00:35:44.180 her? Or everyone just got bored and they're like, she's fucking mid, like, fuck her. 1.00

00:35:48.800 Like, why is she talking about her looks in the first place? 1.00

00:35:51.180 Barbie came out and now everyone has to say something.

00:35:52.700 They've seen her face too much.

00:35:54.260 I think it's also, good thing you mentioned Barbie. I think Barbie, like in the lore of Barbie,

00:36:00.900 I guess. I didn't know there was a lore. There is lore. Barbie's 19.

00:36:04.360 Oh shit. 0.99

00:36:05.060 So I guess they're coming at it like, maybe they could have casted somebody younger because 1.00

00:36:10.380 she's still a very attractive woman, but she's in her 30s. She doesn't look like a 19 year,

00:36:17.320 you know what I'm saying?

00:36:18.180 Well, I mean, I bet if she was just like a regular person on the street, like not famous,

00:36:23.380 they wouldn't like, obviously they wouldn't be like, she wouldn't be all famous and stuff.

00:36:26.860 I think it's just because she has like a platform and then also the Barbie movie.

00:36:31.520 I don't know. I think it's just like, people just get bored.

00:36:35.400 What do you mean?

00:36:36.080 I feel like people just get bored.

00:36:37.520 Get bored of what?

00:36:38.580 Like they just have nothing else to talk about.

00:36:40.420 Oh, okay.

00:36:40.700 So they're bored. Okay. So they're hating.

00:36:42.660 It just comes out. I don't know.

00:36:44.040 Yeah. And also isn't Barbie kind of supposed to be the pinnacle of...

00:36:50.900 Barbie was a woman.

00:36:52.440 Sort of.

00:36:53.120 Barbie was a woman.

00:36:53.920 Barbie's the woman. 0.98

00:36:55.000 She's a woman. So like the fact that she's supposed to be like 19, like that's like...

00:36:59.500 Well, a 19 year old's a woman. 1.00

00:37:01.400 Legally.

00:37:01.780 But when we were growing up, the Barbie that we were looking up to was not a 19 year old.

00:37:06.800 She was always...

00:37:07.460 I didn't know that she was a 19. 1.00

00:37:08.180 Was she?

00:37:08.800 You're giving me new facts.

00:37:10.360 She was a woman.

00:37:11.360 She was a woman.

00:37:13.080 Barbie's age.

00:37:14.760 Barbie Lord. 0.91

00:37:15.400 Yeah, she was married.

00:37:16.440 I think she was 19.

00:37:17.020 I had no idea she was 19.

00:37:17.580 She had kids.

00:37:18.500 Barbie had kids.

00:37:19.560 Like she wasn't a teenager.

00:37:20.940 She was a woman.

00:37:21.520 Barbie had kids?

00:37:22.560 Why not?

00:37:22.980 Yes.

00:37:23.560 She was also president and an astronaut.

00:37:25.960 Yeah.

00:37:26.340 She lived a long life.

00:37:29.000 And a mermaid and a fairy.

00:37:30.760 She goes beyond age.

00:37:33.100 She's been everywhere.

00:37:33.700 That's not a 19 year old.

00:37:35.040 I think that's not Laura's false.

00:37:37.500 That's not Laura's false.

00:37:38.840 Confirmed right now.

00:37:40.420 Where?

00:37:40.720 I'm trying to find the lore.

00:37:42.040 I don't know.

00:37:42.520 Let me look.

00:37:43.360 Barbie lore age.

00:37:44.160 Barbie was the first like aspirational.

00:37:46.860 I studied psychology.

00:37:47.760 So I had to learn about like childhood development.

00:37:50.860 And prior to that was mostly baby dolls.

00:37:53.300 So the little girls would be taking care of the doll. 0.94

00:37:56.000 And Barbie was revolutionary because it's a doll to aspire to.

00:37:59.760 So you play house or you pretend to be president or you're an astronaut or you're a scientist.

00:38:06.680 Nick, pull up the Instagram.

00:38:07.720 Probably not an OF creator, but Barbie can do anything.

00:38:10.140 Nick, pull up Instagram, not visible to us.

00:38:13.060 And then I sent a link.

00:38:14.820 I found the lore on Barbie.

00:38:17.500 So this can at least give us some guidance on this pressing issue.

00:38:24.540 So let's see what they say.

00:38:26.860 And then we have to, let me just read this.

00:38:28.180 Chaz, so the short blonde chick, if your partner is paralyzed from waist down and in a wheelchair, 0.89

00:38:32.820 then it's probably a closed relationship for the moment.

00:38:35.460 Just saying. 0.99

00:38:36.960 Damn. 1.00

00:38:37.620 Yeah, you would think so. 1.00

00:38:38.820 But he's got Riz.

00:38:40.140 So I, he's, he's still slanging.

00:38:42.760 Yeah.

00:38:43.360 He even has like, he's just slanging.

00:38:44.760 He like has like an eye patch too, because like, he's a pirate.

00:38:49.680 Yeah.

00:38:50.180 Like, I mean, like he like comes up with these crazy stories.

00:38:53.180 Like, you know, like if a girl came up to him on the street, like they'd be like, why are you in a wheelchair?

00:38:57.500 And why do you have an eye patch?

00:38:58.800 And you know, like he would come up with some crazy story.

00:39:01.180 I feel like TMI, but can he like feel down there?

00:39:03.960 Like, that's the question.

00:39:04.940 He like doesn't really have like a lot of like sensation, you know, in his.

00:39:09.940 But he can still do the do.

00:39:11.400 Yeah.

00:39:11.800 He can still do it.

00:39:12.600 So does he do it just to do it then?

00:39:14.600 I mean.

00:39:15.060 Do you have it, Nick?

00:39:15.900 Yeah.

00:39:16.540 Okay.

00:39:16.820 No, it's in the, it's in the Instagram chat.

00:39:20.020 I linked it in the top chat.

00:39:24.980 It's in the chat.

00:39:27.400 In the Instagram chat.

00:39:29.480 Do you have the Instagram chat pulled up?

00:39:33.720 Yeah.

00:39:34.120 Yeah.

00:39:35.260 It primary.

00:39:36.280 It's the first one.

00:39:38.440 You'll see a link.

00:39:41.040 You got it.

00:39:42.120 Sweet, sweet, sweet.

00:39:42.800 Let us know when you got it and then we'll pull it up.

00:39:46.680 Hold on.

00:39:56.640 Someone, our friend Vermillion is saying, oh, can you pause? 1.00

00:40:02.180 What the fuck? 0.98

00:40:04.220 Can you control mouse wheel up so we can read this? 1.00

00:40:09.640 All right.

00:40:10.820 How old is Barbie?

00:40:12.800 Okay.

00:40:13.120 Scroll down.

00:40:15.480 Okay.

00:40:17.240 Let's see.

00:40:18.280 Scroll down.

00:40:19.460 Scroll down.

00:40:21.100 Just how old.

00:40:21.840 Get to the just how old is Barbie part.

00:40:24.580 Okay.

00:40:24.920 Calculating Barbie's age from her manufacturing debut, the first Barbie doll is now over 64

00:40:30.500 years old.

00:40:31.560 Considering that Barbie was created as a 19-year-old doll, she could technically be up to 83 years

00:40:38.200 old.

00:40:38.480 However, in the past, Mattel has reportedly said that Barbie is frozen in time at age 19.

00:40:45.780 So Barbie, according to the Mattel Barbie lore, the creators, Barbie's 19.

00:40:54.140 Forever.

00:40:54.920 Like a vampire.

00:40:55.700 Margot Robbie, still an attractive woman, is 33.

00:41:00.360 Um, I've heard things of, I mean, I haven't really researched what Barbie is supposed to

00:41:07.380 be about, but I've heard that there's, it's supposed to make sense for why she's so old and 1.00

00:41:13.780 why Ken's so old.

00:41:15.000 But we won't know until we watch the movie.

00:41:17.580 Oh.

00:41:17.900 That's why she, they cast her. 1.00

00:41:20.060 Everyone's pissed off in that, like, she was cast so old.

00:41:23.500 It does kind of seem like a bit of a quirky type of movie, so.

00:41:27.360 It's supposed to be, like, weird.

00:41:29.180 Yeah.

00:41:29.720 I don't think it's like a, uh, teen movie or something.

00:41:33.220 Also, older, older actresses play young characters all the time.

00:41:36.800 Yeah.

00:41:37.380 Definitely.

00:41:37.640 Alexi Demme just played a 15-year-old in Euphoria, and she's 30.

00:41:41.980 Exactly.

00:41:42.600 I have Vermillion here saying mid is probably best described as neither notably attractive

00:41:47.260 nor notably unattractive.

00:41:48.660 I'm a captain, you all have tenant donated $101.

00:41:51.720 Shout out to discount Shinedo Connor and Chance the Rapper.

00:41:55.620 P.S. 0.97

00:41:56.000 Brian is a glorified bum. 0.99

00:41:58.480 Brian is a glorified bum. 0.97

00:42:00.200 Thank you very much. 0.86

00:42:00.860 Much appreciated.

00:42:02.120 I'm, I'm a captain, you a lieutenant.

00:42:04.660 Thank you.

00:42:05.180 Appreciate it.

00:42:05.760 Um.

00:42:07.640 What, I need a button for that.

00:42:09.800 What's, okay, um.

00:42:11.060 I'm gonna add her snort to the soundbar. 1.00

00:42:12.560 I'm gonna add the snort to the soundbar.

00:42:13.920 We're gonna click.

00:42:14.160 They keep trying to come back with, like, the donkey noise and the pig noise. 0.91

00:42:17.280 I hear it, but. 0.57

00:42:18.600 I'm gonna go never beat the OG.

00:42:21.680 Okay.

00:42:22.680 I'm trying to, do I have a button that is related to that? 0.92

00:42:25.180 Look at all the pigs in the chat. 0.79

00:42:26.860 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:42:27.440 Chat. 1.00

00:42:27.880 Shut up. 1.00

00:42:28.340 It feels celebratory. 1.00

00:42:29.160 Pig emojis in the chat.

00:42:30.340 Pig emojis in the chat.

00:42:32.040 I didn't mean to say that. 1.00

00:42:33.440 Pig emojis spam that shit in the chat. 1.00

00:42:34.920 Okay. 1.00

00:42:35.240 Um, so, okay, uh, what, what were we talking, wait, not just.

00:42:41.060 We're talking about Barbie's age.

00:42:42.960 We're talking about, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, not just, oh, did you have a response, by

00:42:47.240 the way, to, he called you Sinead O'Connor.

00:42:49.700 Sinead O'Connor.

00:42:50.100 Oh, excuse me.

00:42:50.880 I get, ever since I've shaved my head, that's one of the people I get compared to.

00:42:54.540 Can you sing her song?

00:42:55.520 Do you know how the song goes?

00:42:56.300 No, I, I don't even know who she is, to be honest.

00:42:58.400 I have no idea who she is.

00:42:59.960 Anybody?

00:43:00.780 I don't either.

00:43:01.220 But if you give me a few lyrics, I can bust.

00:43:04.180 She got, she got in trouble with, uh, she made some comments in the 90s about the Catholic

00:43:12.060 church and.

00:43:12.840 Oh, sounds like we might get along.

00:43:15.040 Yeah.

00:43:15.280 Maybe you guys should get.

00:43:16.580 Okay.

00:43:17.160 Um, all right.

00:43:19.160 So, uh, okay.

00:43:21.300 So, let's pull up the tweet once more.

00:43:24.460 Just take another look.

00:43:26.460 Yeah.

00:43:27.000 And then we'll also pull up after that, like, all the news articles, because it's been like,

00:43:30.840 there's news.

00:43:31.560 There's crazy amounts of news articles, uh, about it right now.

00:43:35.640 Okay.

00:43:36.000 So, like, I mean, just looking at this photo, like, I could see this person walking around

00:43:42.060 the Trader Joe's.

00:43:43.020 Yeah.

00:43:43.260 She looks like clean girl.

00:43:44.480 She's attractive. 0.97

00:43:45.000 You know, like clean girl aesthetic.

00:43:46.820 Yeah.

00:43:46.860 Who's that?

00:43:47.120 It's where you just, like, look clean.

00:43:48.580 Clean girl aesthetic.

00:43:49.120 Like, you look like you smell good.

00:43:51.220 Yeah.

00:43:51.620 She does look like she smells good.

00:43:52.960 I think she looks hot. 0.99

00:43:54.000 I would, I would bang her. 1.00

00:43:54.960 No, yeah. 0.99

00:43:55.380 I have no idea what they're talking about.

00:43:57.660 Like, the list.

00:43:58.440 Some DSL.

00:43:59.300 Friendly smile.

00:44:00.420 Like, she looks like a pleaser.

00:44:02.240 Can you, uh, can you pull up the, uh, news articles?

00:44:04.580 I think it's one tab either before or after.

00:44:13.120 It's coming up.

00:44:16.000 She looks like she has, like, a nice, like, lip color, too.

00:44:18.640 Yeah.

00:44:18.960 It's like natural lip liner.

00:44:20.520 All right.

00:44:21.160 So, uh, control mouse wheel up just a little bit so it's a bit bigger.

00:44:26.060 Okay.

00:44:26.520 So, New York Post.

00:44:27.680 Calling Margot Robbie looks mid is insane.

00:44:31.980 Uh, scroll down.

00:44:33.920 Just a bunch of posts.

00:44:35.060 Margot Robbie mid without makeup.

00:44:36.380 Post sparks furious backlash.

00:44:39.300 Uh, Glamour UK.

00:44:41.140 Just everywhere.

00:44:42.260 Uh, scroll back up just a little bit.

00:44:43.840 And then do the more news.

00:44:45.260 Click the more news button right there.

00:44:46.820 Let's just see what, if there's been any other, uh, scroll down.

00:44:51.180 We got Newsweek covered it.

00:44:52.680 Bro Bible. 0.88

00:44:53.720 Obviously very reputable news organizations.

00:44:56.640 Yahoo News.

00:44:57.340 Daily Dot.

00:44:58.200 In any case, um, it's been covered quite substantially.

00:45:03.220 So, show of hands.

00:45:05.740 Who thinks Robbie Margot's mid?

00:45:08.660 Robbie Margot.

00:45:09.900 Robbie Margot.

00:45:11.140 I thought that was on purpose.

00:45:12.320 I'm dyslexic.

00:45:13.360 I'm dyslexic.

00:45:14.100 I don't think she's mid.

00:45:15.380 No.

00:45:15.840 I don't.

00:45:17.460 Literally, she's, like, one of, like, the staples of beauty.

00:45:19.980 So is Marilyn Monroe.

00:45:21.260 Like, are you going to call Marilyn Monroe mid?

00:45:23.640 I think, I think Margot Robbie personally is, like, a little prettier than Marilyn Monroe.

00:45:27.120 I'm just confused where this, like, came from.

00:45:28.800 Like, who's the first person to, like, say this?

00:45:30.600 From a basement.

00:45:31.480 Like, I don't get it.

00:45:32.120 Weren't we, like, all obsessed with her, like, last year or something?

00:45:34.960 There's so much going on in the world.

00:45:36.300 Robbie Margot?

00:45:36.700 Robbie Margot?

00:45:37.480 I don't want to talk about her looks.

00:45:40.220 Okay.

00:45:40.940 All right.

00:45:42.280 What do you rate her? 0.80

00:45:43.880 She's an attractive woman. 1.00

00:45:45.540 Oh, she's above average.

00:45:46.900 She's above average.

00:45:48.100 For sure.

00:45:48.200 She's above average.

00:45:49.920 But, uh.

00:45:51.060 Are you calling her mid right now?

00:45:52.740 I don't know if she's mid, but, like.

00:45:57.440 Wow.

00:45:59.560 She's, like, an eight.

00:46:02.160 I'd give her an eight.

00:46:02.900 That's pretty good. 0.99

00:46:03.640 Pretty fucking good nowadays. 0.97

00:46:04.820 That's good. 0.99

00:46:05.100 I think it's fine.

00:46:05.880 Okay.

00:46:06.380 Yeah.

00:46:06.780 I would take an eight.

00:46:07.920 Eight, maybe.

00:46:08.700 I mean, maybe I'm being generous there.

00:46:10.540 Chat.

00:46:11.360 What?

00:46:12.180 They're saying eight.

00:46:14.020 She's upper. 1.00

00:46:14.620 Here, let's just stop.

00:46:16.660 There's lower mid and upper mid.

00:46:19.460 We are going to ask the chat to rate her.

00:46:21.740 Chat, be honest. 0.99

00:46:22.540 Don't fucking troll and say she's a one. 1.00

00:46:24.780 What do you rate Margot Robbie on a scale of one to ten? 0.99

00:46:27.980 Oh, nine.

00:46:28.840 Seven to nine.

00:46:29.580 We can't even see.

00:46:30.200 Chat.

00:46:30.480 Oh, my God.

00:46:31.640 What do you rate her? 0.80

00:46:32.440 Seven.

00:46:33.380 She's a six.

00:46:33.940 I hope Margot sees this.

00:46:35.680 Seven.

00:46:36.320 She's an 8.5.

00:46:37.480 Somebody said eight, seven, eight.

00:46:40.360 For the people that rate her six, can we rate you?

00:46:43.440 Right?

00:46:44.740 Five.

00:46:45.700 What?

00:46:46.740 It looks like it's about seven to eight seems to be about the average.

00:46:50.340 Yeah, seven to eight.

00:46:51.280 Seven and nine.

00:46:51.900 Seven to eight.

00:46:53.000 So, okay.

00:46:53.820 All right.

00:46:54.160 Is seven mid?

00:46:55.760 Is seven considered high?

00:46:56.860 Seven is high.

00:46:58.180 Seven is good.

00:46:59.240 That's like...

00:46:59.840 I think anything over six is good.

00:47:01.860 Okay.

00:47:02.020 No, over five, right?

00:47:03.300 Six.

00:47:03.980 Oh, yeah.

00:47:04.840 I feel like five would be a mid.

00:47:06.920 Four or five is mid because it's literally the middle.

00:47:10.040 That's fair.

00:47:10.640 Okay.

00:47:10.780 Yeah.

00:47:11.040 Yeah.

00:47:11.400 Yeah.

00:47:11.560 So, she's not...

00:47:12.440 Word.

00:47:13.720 Okay.

00:47:14.440 Well, in that case, we have Stifler here asking everyone at the table to rate their looks on

00:47:23.160 a scale of one to ten.

00:47:25.280 So, we are going to start with you.

00:47:28.900 Go ahead.

00:47:31.060 Into the mic.

00:47:32.620 Sorry.

00:47:33.260 You're fine.

00:47:34.080 I mean, I normally don't even do something like this, to be honest, because I don't believe

00:47:41.460 in it, but I mean, I'm going to fucking ride hard for myself, and I'm going to say 0.99

00:47:46.340 I'm a ten out of a ten, and I don't care who the fuck has to say anything on this shit. 1.00

00:47:50.440 You guys can call me ugly all you want, but fuck you motherfuckers. 1.00

00:47:53.820 It's like, sorry, I said the F word a lot, but... 1.00

00:47:55.980 It's okay.

00:47:57.220 Yeah.

00:47:58.660 I'm going to give myself a nine.

00:47:59.840 I don't think I'm perfect, but I do like to look at myself in the mirror, so it's a

00:48:03.980 nine for me.

00:48:06.060 I'd say like seven.

00:48:07.820 Okay.

00:48:08.240 Yeah.

00:48:09.700 I'd say 7.58.

00:48:12.080 Do we?

00:48:12.480 Pens.

00:48:12.820 Why are you guys going so low on yourself?

00:48:14.240 Yeah, you're either high.

00:48:15.280 I'm sorry, but like everybody should be going...

00:48:17.080 I feel like a few young, and we're in our thirties, so we already know...

00:48:18.920 The confidence.

00:48:19.260 It also depends, like, for me, I know it shouldn't, but like, if I'm wearing makeup or not,

00:48:23.380 you know, I think that's a big...

00:48:24.560 Same with Margo. 0.99

00:48:25.460 I think you're letting society's viewpoint...

00:48:28.160 No, I feel like that's like just looking at myself, like, if I'm wearing makeup, obviously

00:48:31.440 I'm going to be like, oh yeah, I look way pretty with it.

00:48:32.880 You're a 10 out of 10 without makeup.

00:48:35.440 I can tell that you're hot without makeup.

00:48:37.300 I'm sorry, but you were underrating yourself.

00:48:39.220 Above, mid, plus, plus, plus.

00:48:41.260 Above, mid.

00:48:41.380 What about you?

00:48:44.860 I would say in California, it's my first time here, like, a 5, but in the Northeast, in

00:48:50.900 Boston, a 7 or 8, depending on my hair, which I change a lot.

00:48:55.120 So you're a California 5, but a Boston 7 or 8.

00:48:58.660 Boston 7, 8.

00:48:58.980 Okay.

00:48:59.240 Yeah.

00:48:59.680 And depending on your hair.

00:49:01.440 Yeah, so I was...

00:49:02.780 I had long blonde hair.

00:49:04.460 I had long ginger hair with bangs.

00:49:06.540 I had long red hair.

00:49:08.360 Sometimes I have bangs and it's short.

00:49:10.500 Sometimes I have long dark hair.

00:49:12.060 So I would say me with the long hair, solid 8, pretty reliably, based on my matches, who

00:49:21.700 I date, that sort of thing.

00:49:23.280 With the short hair, then it depends on if you're asking a man or a woman. 0.50

00:49:26.720 Oh.

00:49:27.700 Because the girlies love a short, colorful head. 1.00

00:49:31.280 What do the men think about it?

00:49:33.180 Depends on if he's chronically online or not.

00:49:36.540 So, because there's different tastes.

00:49:39.800 So, like, if someone's saying Margot Robbie's mid, you know, there's variety within men

00:49:46.240 and their taste.

00:49:47.140 I said 7 because I think that's where you can generally date whoever you'd want to date,

00:49:52.980 and I've never struggled to date who I want to date, but I wouldn't be surprised if I see

00:49:57.300 someone really hot and they're like, I don't want to date her. 0.87

00:50:00.640 You know?

00:50:01.540 Like, not struggling, but no God complex.

00:50:07.080 No God complex.

00:50:08.440 Yeah.

00:50:09.320 For the men, you mean, or what do you mean?

00:50:11.280 Oh, just in general.

00:50:12.160 For appearance, for rating.

00:50:13.620 Okay.

00:50:14.680 I don't profit off of my appearance because I know it's not quite there enough, and I

00:50:19.820 don't put in enough effort to try to make it there enough.

00:50:23.640 It's like a proper job to look that good.

00:50:26.880 Okay.

00:50:27.800 That was really elaborate.

00:50:28.740 Sure.

00:50:28.880 What about you?

00:50:30.680 I would say, like, a 7 or an 8. 0.93

00:50:34.040 Probably an 8 after I, like, got my boobs done. 0.96

00:50:38.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:38.880 After you got your boobs done? 0.97

00:50:40.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:40.880 Yeah.

00:50:41.700 Yeah.

00:50:42.180 I got them done, like, two months ago.

00:50:43.860 You look great.

00:50:44.540 Thank you.

00:50:45.400 Thank you.

00:50:45.880 I got them done.

00:50:46.880 Yeah.

00:50:47.000 Let's clap for that.

00:50:48.000 Yeah.

00:50:50.940 Okay.

00:50:51.540 What about you?

00:50:53.620 8, 9, I think, because I'm no model, but I think I'm pretty myself.

00:51:00.760 Yeah.

00:51:00.780 You're beautiful.

00:51:01.760 Thank you.

00:51:01.960 Can we see the double buy again?

00:51:03.540 Show us the double buy.

00:51:04.600 The buys make you, like, a 10.

00:51:06.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:06.980 Damn. 1.00

00:51:08.620 Let's see the tries. 1.00

00:51:09.860 Do the try.

00:51:11.020 Flock.

00:51:11.760 Myron.

00:51:13.060 Okay.

00:51:15.520 Okay.

00:51:16.240 What about, oh, ask, what did it say?

00:51:18.840 Oh, ask everyone.

00:51:19.580 Okay, everybody.

00:51:20.280 What about you?

00:51:21.540 This thought, this concept has kept me up at night.

00:51:23.740 I would give myself probably a 6.8.

00:51:29.900 6.8.

00:51:31.360 5.

00:51:31.620 Yeah.

00:51:32.780 6.8.

00:51:33.520 Yep.

00:51:34.020 6.85?

00:51:35.320 Nah, just 6.8.

00:51:36.180 6.8.

00:51:36.660 Okay, okay.

00:51:37.480 I didn't know if that 20th.

00:51:40.200 Wait.

00:51:40.700 Hold on.

00:51:41.020 Is that the 120th?

00:51:42.500 Is that the 120th?

00:51:43.900 Wait.

00:51:45.180 Hold on.

00:51:46.160 Yeah, that's 120th.

00:51:47.560 What?

00:51:47.860 I didn't know.

00:51:48.200 Okay, never mind.

00:51:48.840 Never mind.

00:51:48.960 It was the math button.

00:51:50.780 He's doing math.

00:51:52.420 8 out of 10 is 4.5.

00:51:54.320 Madison, what about you?

00:51:56.180 No makeup.

00:51:57.440 Like, fresh out of bed, probably, like, a 6 and a half. 0.86

00:52:00.120 If, like, my makeup looks really fucking good, probably, like, an 8.

00:52:05.120 Okay. 0.92

00:52:06.380 7, 8.

00:52:07.420 Word.

00:52:08.240 I give myself, oh, maybe we should have asked everyone this, like, what do you rate yourself

00:52:12.640 without makeup in the wind?

00:52:14.880 But I give myself a 6 with makeup a 7, obviously.

00:52:19.480 Preach.

00:52:20.260 Yeah.

00:52:21.260 Yeah, I give myself a 6.

00:52:23.700 Does anyone want to revise their answers without makeup?

00:52:28.420 Because maybe we didn't specify that.

00:52:30.260 I think without makeup, I'm actually a 15.

00:52:33.180 Period.

00:52:34.040 Sorry.

00:52:34.960 Yeah, I think makeup makes me look worse, so.

00:52:37.920 If anybody wants to revise their answer.

00:52:42.260 Wow.

00:52:43.820 Okay. 1.00

00:52:44.460 My big boobs. 1.00

00:52:46.340 Wow. 0.98

00:52:46.580 I'm just saying, I, like, this whole question.

00:52:48.740 I have some makeup remover.

00:52:50.020 This question actually really bothers me.

00:52:51.980 Like, it's really sad for me to watch everyone sit here and, like, rate themselves on a scale

00:52:56.660 of 1 to 10 and judge their looks like that.

00:52:59.480 I'm, like, I wish all of you guys answered higher.

00:53:02.020 I think all of you guys are very beautiful.

00:53:03.460 And, like, I think this whole debate is really odd in the first place.

00:53:08.760 Sorry to be disrespectful, but.

00:53:10.680 So do you think everybody should rate themselves as a 10?

00:53:12.680 I don't think we should be rating our looks at all.

00:53:14.460 I think that the world is literally falling apart, and we should be focused on bigger things

00:53:18.800 besides physical beauty.

00:53:20.000 We did just rate Margot Robbie.

00:53:22.340 I get that.

00:53:23.680 I get that.

00:53:24.140 I'm, like, a one.

00:53:25.160 I'm just here to say, like, that's my input.

00:53:27.700 Like, there's more to worry about than what people look like physically.

00:53:32.120 Sorry.

00:53:33.860 Well, but couldn't you say that you can say that about anything?

00:53:37.520 Yeah, you can.

00:53:38.320 Well, we shouldn't worry about this particular minor issue, even though some people care about

00:53:42.740 it, because there are starving children in Africa.

00:53:45.900 Yeah.

00:53:46.200 We ought to, like, I don't know if that's, I don't know if there's a specific term for that.

00:53:50.620 I think it's, there's a fallacy.

00:53:54.060 I forgot what it is, but appeal to a greater dilemma.

00:53:57.380 I don't know.

00:53:57.740 In any case, but do you think everybody should consider themselves a 10?

00:54:03.240 I mean, yeah.

00:54:04.420 I think that we should all have enough confidence in ourselves that we should.

00:54:07.420 Hold on.

00:54:07.740 Hold on.

00:54:07.980 Hold on.

00:54:08.740 Are we having, we're having lag?

00:54:10.180 Has it been, wait, chat, has it been?

00:54:12.080 Volume cut out.

00:54:13.100 Has it been happening the entire show, chat?

00:54:15.680 Did it just start?

00:54:16.840 I think it just started.

00:54:17.920 Have you been paying attention to this?

00:54:19.700 It just started.

00:54:21.000 Yeah.

00:54:21.460 They just started saying it.

00:54:23.120 Okay.

00:54:23.720 Hold on, guys.

00:54:24.720 We're having some weird fluctuations here.

00:54:28.300 Sorry, guys.

00:54:28.800 Hold on.

00:54:30.080 Let's go to the very bottom.

00:54:32.400 They were down.

00:54:34.760 Whoa.

00:54:35.380 Let me just pull it up.

00:54:37.780 Sorry, guys.

00:54:38.340 If everyone just holds on tight, we're getting, we're still live.

00:54:40.880 Just, there's some weird lag issues going on, apparently.

00:54:45.120 Rip.

00:54:46.480 Party foul.

00:54:47.720 Let me just check in here.

00:54:49.000 Sorry, guys.

00:54:49.980 Lag's gone.

00:54:51.640 Some people are saying it's normal now.

00:54:53.860 They said we're back.

00:54:55.340 It's good?

00:54:56.680 Yeah, chat.

00:54:57.340 If it happens again, just, what about-ism? 0.96

00:55:01.800 Okay, yeah, I think that's the fallacy.

00:55:03.440 That's fine.

00:55:04.880 Is it still good, guys?

00:55:07.120 Nick, keep a very close eye on that.

00:55:09.080 Just keep me posted.

00:55:10.400 I think it should just be, I think it was just a weird hiccup.

00:55:14.120 In any case, okay, so do you think everybody should rate themselves as a 10?

00:55:19.000 I think if everyone had the confidence to rate themselves as a 10.

00:55:24.160 Oh, getting cut off.

00:55:26.220 Yo, VD Cars, thank you so much for the very generous, gifted 50 memberships.

00:55:31.920 And that does trigger a fit check.

00:55:35.520 So if everybody wants to just stand up really quick, we're going to get, we're going to see everybody's fit.

00:55:39.240 So if everyone wants to stand up, we're going to do a fit check.

00:55:44.500 We're going to do a little fit check.

00:55:46.240 Okay, boom, there's, we got fit.

00:55:49.560 If everybody wants to do, like, a little spin, we'll see the fit, you know, we'll-

00:55:53.000 I can't spin, really. 0.97

00:55:54.660 I just, like, show my butt. 0.98

00:55:55.760 Okay, yep, the spinach, the spinach was wonderful. 0.99

00:56:01.520 And then, okay, there you are.

00:56:04.600 There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

00:56:06.560 That was a fit check.

00:56:08.260 Yo, VD Cars.

00:56:09.900 VD?

00:56:10.340 Wait, oh, did he do two?

00:56:11.480 Hello?

00:56:12.120 Wait, that's two.

00:56:13.040 Wait, did we miss one?

00:56:13.900 Hello?

00:56:14.480 Let's do it again.

00:56:15.280 It looks, I don't know if it's going to trigger again.

00:56:17.060 He wants to see the 50 again. 0.68

00:56:17.860 Dude, thank you so much.

00:56:18.980 That triggers, I don't know if it's going to pop up again.

00:56:21.880 Let me just double check here.

00:56:23.740 Wait, chat, did he, he did do two groups of 50s?

00:56:27.800 Yeah.

00:56:27.940 Is that correct?

00:56:28.880 Wow.

00:56:29.080 Did it pop up twice?

00:56:31.040 I don't know.

00:56:32.360 Well, that does trigger fireworks, so thank you very much, VD Cars, for your very, very

00:56:40.040 generous, thank you for gifting our community and viewers all those memberships.

00:56:47.660 Really appreciate it, man.

00:56:48.380 Thank you, thank you.

00:56:49.000 I don't know if the, I recognize your name, but I don't know if this is your first time

00:56:52.320 in the chat.

00:56:52.820 In any case, VD.

00:56:53.960 Does anyone know what VD stands for, by the way?

00:56:57.340 Venereal disease.

00:56:58.300 Yeah.

00:56:59.080 I think that should, it's kind of, it's kind of outdated, but I actually think VD should

00:57:07.240 come back.

00:57:08.100 What is that?

00:57:10.720 What?

00:57:11.600 Lag in chat?

00:57:15.180 Only, only tell me if it's like a lot of people are mentioning the lag, because if it's just

00:57:21.820 everybody's spamming it, then, where did, video's still choppy, but the lag is gone.

00:57:27.620 Sorry, guys, I don't know what's going on, or.

00:57:29.960 Can I pee during lag time?

00:57:31.920 I think your friend's already, your friend's already in there, but.

00:57:37.180 Sorry, guys, we are having some technical issues.

00:57:41.680 I'm going to see if I can change something on our end to try to fix it, so hold tight, guys,

00:57:49.920 really quick.

00:57:50.500 Madison, take it away. 0.66

00:57:52.280 Madison, take it back to that question about disabilities, not the 10 thing, but how many

00:58:03.760 of you would go for a guy in a wheelchair?

00:58:07.000 No.

00:58:07.720 No?

00:58:08.600 None of y'all.

00:58:09.420 No.

00:58:09.600 I think it depends.

00:58:11.180 It depends.

00:58:11.520 I feel like if I was with the guy first, and he were to be in a wheelchair, I'd be completely 1.00

00:58:16.560 fine with that, but I don't know.

00:58:19.040 Genuinely, I think it just depends, because if I like you for who you are, and like the

00:58:24.120 soul that you have inside of you, then it doesn't really matter.

00:58:26.640 I also forgot who said that it'd probably be harder for men to.

00:58:32.660 Get women. 0.99

00:58:34.160 Or keep dating.

00:58:34.520 Someone said it'd be harder for women, or it'd be easier for men. 0.99

00:58:37.740 It'd be easier for men. 0.94

00:58:38.780 I forgot who it was, though.

00:58:40.020 I think you said that.

00:58:40.880 Yes, it was Riley.

00:58:41.960 Oh, I just want to know, like, why you think it would be easier for men again?

00:58:44.800 Yeah, well, I guess just because I feel like women, like, are nurturers, and like, you 0.98

00:58:50.160 know, they tend to, like, oh, right, talking to the mic, thank you.

00:58:55.040 They tend to be nurturers, they tend to, you know, take care of the house, like, housemakers,

00:58:59.580 stuff like that, so I don't know.

00:59:01.080 At the end of the day, like, I feel like it's in our nature to kind of take care of

00:59:05.600 people, and I don't know, for that reason, I think that maybe men would have an easier

00:59:09.780 time.

00:59:10.540 Yeah.

00:59:10.920 Yeah.

00:59:11.560 I agree with that, the fact that, like, women are caretakers, but say in that situation, 1.00

00:59:16.340 I also feel like some women would opt out of that, because it's like, you kind of have 0.99

00:59:20.640 to give up all your time just to take care of this guy.

00:59:23.320 Yeah.

00:59:23.500 Also, like Rhino was saying, like, I feel like a girl wants, like, a big masculine man 0.93

00:59:30.260 to, like, be able to take care of them, you know?

00:59:32.280 Like, for me, at least, I wouldn't really want to have to take care of them, you know

00:59:36.700 what I mean?

00:59:37.280 Yeah.

00:59:37.300 Like, you're going to have to dedicate so much time and energy just to care for your significant

00:59:41.760 other, which is completely fine.

00:59:43.700 Like, you should if you're, like, if you're really in love with them.

00:59:46.480 But I just think a lot of women would refrain from that, because of, like, the protection. 0.99

00:59:55.160 Yeah, I definitely wouldn't jump on it and be like, oh, definitely, he's in a wheelchair, 1.00

00:59:58.340 let me have him.

00:59:59.020 No, I would have to probably get to know him.

01:00:00.680 Is it still lagging, everyone?

01:00:02.600 I don't...

01:00:02.940 Keep the conversation.

01:00:04.380 Okay, yeah, yeah.

01:00:05.060 I don't think, I think you're capping, because I don't think you would even give a guy the

01:00:09.060 chance to get to know him if he was in a wheelchair.

01:00:12.060 Really?

01:00:12.420 Right off the bat, I don't think I would either.

01:00:14.680 I would not.

01:00:15.160 Like, it sounds nice to say, like, no, I care about someone's heart, whatever, but

01:00:19.480 like, I care about girls' personality, of course, but if you literally don't look good, 0.94

01:00:24.540 it's like...

01:00:25.020 It's like the first thing that you see in someone, say you're, like, walking on the

01:00:30.360 street, you look for attractiveness.

01:00:32.140 There's so many...

01:00:32.760 I disagree.

01:00:33.380 There's so many calls.

01:00:35.020 Oh.

01:00:35.300 Oh, he doesn't cheat on me. 0.81

01:00:36.380 You want an ugly crush? 1.00

01:00:37.680 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:37.820 Ugly men still cheat. 1.00

01:00:38.380 Ugly men still cheat. 1.00

01:00:39.960 Yeah, that's where I aim. 0.98

01:00:41.400 Below mid.

01:00:42.440 Below mid is where I aim.

01:00:43.960 Negative.

01:00:46.040 There's just...

01:00:46.720 I feel like there's way too many cons to have to be, like, dating someone in a wheelchair. 0.99

01:00:51.260 Yeah.

01:00:51.420 Right?

01:00:51.920 Yeah.

01:00:52.120 There's so many.

01:00:53.400 Yeah.

01:00:53.980 In a wheelchair, yeah.

01:00:55.260 But...

01:00:55.900 I had another thing I wanted to bring back.

01:00:58.100 I thought we were done with the Margot Robbie, but I thought about something.

01:01:00.460 Bring it back, yeah.

01:01:00.860 Is there a male, popular, attractive male celebrity that y'all think is over-hyped?

01:01:07.860 Brian Gosling.

01:01:08.660 Over-hyped?

01:01:09.160 No.

01:01:09.560 Like, everyone thinks he's hot.

01:01:11.720 Brian Reynolds.

01:01:12.620 But you don't think he's hot.

01:01:13.560 Yes, Brian Reynolds.

01:01:14.360 I agree.

01:01:15.100 Brian Reynolds is man-hot.

01:01:16.760 Leonardo DiCaprio.

01:01:17.740 Yes.

01:01:18.420 You don't think he's...

01:01:19.200 Not even the young Leo.

01:01:20.540 I don't even think he's that cute.

01:01:21.860 No, he's not that cute.

01:01:22.480 Timothee Chalamet, I don't think he's that cute.

01:01:24.280 He's hot.

01:01:25.220 He's pretty.

01:01:25.740 I was going to make the point of, like, in this, in 2023, like, critiquing a woman and 1.00

01:01:32.880 just saying, she's mid, even if she's beautiful, whatever, it's, like, front stage, news headlines

01:01:38.660 everywhere, but, like, if you say an attractive man is mid, no one cares.

01:01:43.260 Yeah, no one cares.

01:01:43.760 It's just like, yeah, I agree, yeah, I don't like Timothee Chalamet either, but if you dare

01:01:48.480 to critique Margot Robbie, then how could you even speak on her name?

01:01:54.140 But if I say, Michael B. Jordan ain't all that, it's like, yeah, whatever, who cares?

01:01:59.160 I would fight that.

01:01:59.700 I think it's because looks are so important, like, in the female role, like, you know,

01:02:04.760 more women get plastic surgery, more women wear makeup, more women do beauty products, 1.00

01:02:10.280 get facials, and men, because they don't care if you call them mid, they're like, well, 0.66

01:02:13.240 yeah, I just woke up like this.

01:02:14.720 So it's, like, not even an insult, but if you call us mid, we're like, we spent $100 on

01:02:18.740 this facial cream for nothing.

01:02:20.580 Yeah.

01:02:21.060 It gets sad, you know?

01:02:23.420 Yeah.

01:02:24.400 What about you?

01:02:25.280 Are there any, like, high value, or not high value, just, like, high class women, like, 1.00

01:02:31.980 celebrities that you think are a little overrated?

01:02:34.580 Oh, man, if I say mine, I'm going to get attacked.

01:02:36.780 Canceled.

01:02:37.520 Oh, man.

01:02:38.280 I got to know.

01:02:39.140 I'm ready.

01:02:40.680 Let me think of a good one.

01:02:43.360 Because there's a lot of beautiful women. 1.00

01:02:45.260 Yeah, absolutely.

01:02:48.180 Let's say Beyonce.

01:02:50.060 Interesting.

01:02:50.500 I agree. 0.79

01:02:50.880 I personally, you know, strong voice, but personally, I think there's girls, again, crazy 1.00

01:02:58.140 hot take. 0.79

01:02:58.560 Like, I think there's probably girls that, what college is this, UCSB or something?

01:03:02.340 I think there's, mm-hmm.

01:03:03.820 Yeah.

01:03:04.320 But I will say, I just think it's harder for celebrities because they get compared to kind

01:03:11.200 of, like, their status as a celebrity, so it's easier to judge them, you know?

01:03:14.980 They're saying Margot Robbie's mid, but they're comparing her to other people, like, on the

01:03:19.980 same level as her, like...

01:03:21.640 They're definitely not comparing her to the people at the grocery store, like, right now.

01:03:25.740 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:25.860 Or then she'd be, like, a ton, you know?

01:03:27.500 They're definitely comparing her to other celebrities, which, yeah, would be a harder

01:03:30.840 bill to fit.

01:03:31.980 And other celebrities are constantly, always in professionally done makeup, photoshopped.

01:03:37.280 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

01:03:37.660 Their images are changed.

01:03:39.100 Is it okay?

01:03:40.140 Is it that...

01:03:40.580 Classic surgery.

01:03:41.620 Classic surgery. 0.99

01:03:41.880 Like, people think Beyonce's, like, a fucking 10 out of 10, but it's because she, like, 0.98

01:03:45.800 also does music. 0.98

01:03:46.760 She's a celebrity.

01:03:47.500 She's famous.

01:03:48.100 She's rich. 0.99

01:03:48.680 Like, all this stuff.

01:03:49.620 Mm-hmm.

01:03:49.920 So I think it's harder for her.

01:03:51.180 She can afford every beauty, surgery, anything. 0.56

01:03:54.120 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:56.120 I agree with Beyonce.

01:03:57.740 Is it good now, Ryan?

01:03:58.900 I'm waiting.

01:03:59.700 Oh.

01:03:59.880 There's, like, a major delay.

01:04:02.260 Major?

01:04:04.220 They're saying we're all too old for Leonardo DiCaprio.

01:04:07.340 We are not too old.

01:04:08.480 I'm not even too old for him.

01:04:10.680 What's his...

01:04:11.160 How old is his girlfriend now?

01:04:12.780 25, when the prefrontal cortex develops.

01:04:14.520 I think his girlfriend is 25.

01:04:16.280 Well, he doesn't date above that, so...

01:04:18.460 Oh, the people he's got to date have been 25 and under.

01:04:19.620 How many months does she have left? 0.98

01:04:21.260 Have we talked to her birthday?

01:04:22.160 Is that, like, a...

01:04:23.240 Has anyone done studies on my dad?

01:04:24.820 There's, like, a chart statistical.

01:04:25.500 Like, every time they turn 25, he's done with them?

01:04:27.580 If you look at a graph, then it shows the age of his girlfriends, and then it goes up

01:04:32.040 for a few years, and then she turns 25, goes back down to another 19-year-old, and then

01:04:37.240 you put it against his age.

01:04:38.420 So he's just, like, done with the magic guy.

01:04:39.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:40.040 Damn. 0.99

01:04:40.600 It's great. 0.99

01:04:41.680 Did you guys see...

01:04:42.920 From a stats perspective.

01:04:44.860 The ones...

01:04:45.440 Yeah, she's 18.

01:04:46.120 She's 18.

01:04:46.720 18.

01:04:47.000 One in the chat.

01:04:47.760 Leo, we got one for you.

01:04:50.620 We got one for you.

01:04:51.640 We got a crush they've done.

01:04:53.800 Most of us are with age for...

01:04:56.420 I'm just going to hold six more years.

01:04:59.580 Would you guys date Leonardo DiCaprio?

01:05:02.240 Would we date him?

01:05:03.560 No.

01:05:04.280 Yeah.

01:05:04.480 No.

01:05:04.960 Yeah.

01:05:05.260 I would.

01:05:05.700 No.

01:05:06.020 Why?

01:05:06.580 Just, like, you know, like, always been, like, a big crush of mine, so...

01:05:10.420 I heard he makes fart jokes.

01:05:12.660 What jokes?

01:05:13.220 Oh, you always thought he was attractive.

01:05:14.300 Were you here for when we were, like, oh, Leonardo DiCaprio is not that attractive?

01:05:17.520 Oh, no.

01:05:18.140 Are we in the bathroom?

01:05:18.920 Oh, okay.

01:05:19.700 Oh, see?

01:05:20.720 Yeah.

01:05:21.300 I was going to...

01:05:21.860 Maybe she's, like, the Titanic and...

01:05:24.460 You know what I mean?

01:05:25.040 Wait, wait, one second.

01:05:26.280 Donated $100.

01:05:27.600 It's, like, nostalgic.

01:05:28.540 Leo is gone.

01:05:29.560 Yeah.

01:05:29.860 Like, he's still low-hanging fruit. 1.00

01:05:31.220 Leo, shut up. 1.00

01:05:32.740 That's all. 1.00

01:05:34.080 What did he say?

01:05:34.900 Leo's gone.

01:05:36.540 We let it come in.

01:05:38.160 Dua Lipa, I think she's amazing.

01:05:40.040 I think she's hot. 1.00

01:05:40.820 Dua Lipa's gorgeous.

01:05:41.660 I love Dua Lipa.

01:05:43.660 She's very gorgeous. 1.00

01:05:46.780 Damn. 0.99

01:05:48.380 That looks like we're fixed. 1.00

01:05:49.240 You guys can talk.

01:05:50.160 We're back on.

01:05:50.760 Oh, perfect.

01:05:50.940 Well, we...

01:05:51.420 I thought it was a shut-up time.

01:05:53.480 Did you guys do that?

01:05:54.160 It was shut-up.

01:05:55.380 Okay.

01:05:55.780 It was just, like, whenever that, like, TTS triggers...

01:05:57.960 Yo, shut-up, Nishi and Wonder.

01:05:59.840 Whenever that, like, TTS trigger, like, chime comes in, we ask everyone to just, like, be a

01:06:03.680 little quiet so it can, like, read out loud.

01:06:05.220 Oh, okay.

01:06:05.300 Because it's hard to, like, listen to it when people are talking at the same time.

01:06:08.180 So, okay.

01:06:11.040 Did you see that, um, thing about Tom Holland, though?

01:06:13.840 How he's kind of, like, taking a year break from acting?

01:06:16.800 No.

01:06:17.220 He was getting his cheeks clapped, right?

01:06:18.920 Yeah.

01:06:19.420 That was, like, all of my Twitter timeline.

01:06:20.900 No, he's not gay, but he acted in, like, this, uh, was it a movie?

01:06:27.420 It was, like, a movie where he was, like, a psychological thriller.

01:06:30.160 And he's getting, like, hate and stuff?

01:06:31.940 Yeah, he's getting his cheeks clapped.

01:06:33.960 No, I could not open Twitter without seeing his cheeks getting clapped.

01:06:37.660 Oh, I didn't even see it. 0.94

01:06:38.760 Did he have, like, a sex scene? 0.99

01:06:39.740 Was it a big black man that was doing it, too? 0.98

01:06:41.920 I didn't get a good look at this play. 0.82

01:06:43.520 Was that you, Ryan?

01:06:43.920 I mean, like... 0.98

01:06:45.520 But, yeah, he's taking, like, a year break from acting because he's getting so much shit for that. 0.98

01:06:50.700 Oh, that's sad. 0.94

01:06:51.320 Yeah, it is kind of sad, but...

01:06:52.620 Yeah, I don't think that's fair.

01:06:53.880 Sad.

01:06:54.740 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:56.480 Damn. 1.00

01:06:57.720 It's just acting, you know? 0.99

01:06:59.440 Yeah, it is just acting, but you know how the media is, like, they're gonna judge you for every single thing you do,

01:07:04.900 and especially if it's something like that, unfortunately.

01:07:09.160 That's why you just don't look.

01:07:11.260 You just close your eyes.

01:07:12.760 I feel like you just have to, like, expect stuff like that when you're in that industry.

01:07:17.220 Yeah.

01:07:17.480 You know, which is sad, but I feel like you do just have to expect it at the end of the day.

01:07:20.920 Yeah, and you also have to just, like, think before you do things sometimes.

01:07:24.460 Like, I don't know.

01:07:25.380 I don't want to judge him because he's a great actor, but...

01:07:27.960 I wouldn't take a role that it was like, hey, and you're gonna be getting raw dog. 0.99

01:07:31.340 You know you're gonna get, like, shit for it. 1.00

01:07:33.100 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:33.340 That's what I was gonna say.

01:07:34.360 Like, he...

01:07:35.140 He needed to, like...

01:07:36.720 Yeah, you should have saw that coming.

01:07:38.000 Yeah.

01:07:38.140 Yeah, you should know that, hey, if I'm gonna do a scene where I'm up against the wall, you know,

01:07:43.260 I'm gonna get hate for it.

01:07:44.740 Yeah.

01:07:45.020 I mean, but I think it's brave of him.

01:07:46.820 I wish he would have seen him in the career.

01:07:48.680 Mm-hmm.

01:07:48.700 One hundred dollars. 1.00

01:07:50.400 I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. 1.00

01:07:54.300 You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution 1.00

01:07:58.880 to keep me from fucking destroying you. 1.00

01:08:01.760 I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker. 1.00

01:08:04.860 I will massacre you. 1.00

01:08:06.360 That's cute. 1.00

01:08:06.760 That's from a movie.

01:08:07.620 Thank you, Les Grossman, for the very generous TTS.

01:08:11.580 One in the chat.

01:08:12.440 Guys, if it's okay, I think we have it figured out.

01:08:16.300 Very sorry about that, guys.

01:08:18.960 You know, we're doing it live, so...

01:08:21.260 You know, you're relying on the internet. 0.86

01:08:22.700 Sometimes the internet's shitty.

01:08:23.660 I think that's our first time we've ever had that issue.

01:08:27.600 Did I say one in the chat if everything's okay?

01:08:29.620 Yeah.

01:08:30.080 Okay, yeah.

01:08:30.680 And it was also delayed, too.

01:08:32.040 That was one of our concerns, that even though we got it fixed,

01:08:35.820 now there's like a 20-second delay on the stream.

01:08:38.100 But anyways, we've got that figured out.

01:08:40.200 So, okay, we were talking about...

01:08:42.780 The 10.

01:08:43.460 The 10 thing, yes.

01:08:44.540 Okay, let's come back to that. 0.99

01:08:47.160 So, I think my question was, before the shit hit the fan, 0.98

01:08:51.660 should everybody be a 10? 0.98

01:08:54.940 Into the mic, please.

01:08:57.680 Sorry.

01:08:58.080 I personally think that everyone should have the confidence in themselves as a 10, yes.

01:09:05.220 Because if we were confident in our own image,

01:09:08.540 we would have more brain room to focus on other things,

01:09:12.560 like developing skills, developing hobbies,

01:09:15.220 maybe finding a healthy relationship, you know,

01:09:18.340 having a healthier mental state of life.

01:09:21.480 So, I think focusing on your rating and judging yourself on that is irrelevant.

01:09:27.420 And, yeah, you should be a 10.

01:09:28.540 You should just be confident in yourself.

01:09:30.480 Sure.

01:09:30.980 Okay, so there's a couple things there.

01:09:32.160 You think that we should be less preoccupied with our physical appearance?

01:09:36.220 Yeah.

01:09:38.320 Yeah.

01:09:38.880 So, why not give yourself a 10?

01:09:42.360 Like, what justice does it do to rate yourself as a 2?

01:09:45.540 To live your life being like, I'm an ugly 2, no one likes me.

01:09:48.980 What good does that bring to yourself? 0.85

01:09:51.320 Well, I mean, if it happens to be the case that, for example,

01:09:54.300 let's say you actually are a 2, or this hypothetical person is a 2,

01:09:58.900 and you have an accurate self-assessment of your own physical attractiveness,

01:10:04.620 and you own it,

01:10:06.620 couldn't you argue that it's actually more confident to be like,

01:10:09.360 yeah, I'm a 7, that's how I am,

01:10:12.280 versus, like, actually being like, let's say you're a 5,

01:10:15.880 let's say you're totally average,

01:10:17.340 you're not particularly remarkable in any regard,

01:10:20.380 and you think you're a 10.

01:10:24.400 Don't you think it would be more confident to just be like,

01:10:26.460 yeah, I'm a 5?

01:10:27.420 No, I think it's the most confident to show that you think you're the best you are,

01:10:31.300 and I've met many people that, by beauty standards,

01:10:36.400 if we're using, like, Marco Robbi's standards,

01:10:39.200 are ones or even less, 0.78

01:10:41.620 but just their confidence and their personality made me think that they were fucking the hottest guy I've ever met, 0.71

01:10:47.600 so I think if you have the confidence in yourself that you are a 10,

01:10:51.800 that you will attract people to your confidence,

01:10:54.300 and if you sit there self-assessing, being like,

01:10:57.200 oh, I'm a 7, I'm a 6,

01:10:59.460 no, I think that's just a waste of your time in bringing yourself down

01:11:02.420 and stopping you from succeeding and getting further, you know?

01:11:05.820 Well, is this scale based off of, like, solely attractiveness,

01:11:09.400 or is it also, like, about what's inside?

01:11:12.200 Just physical.

01:11:12.640 It's, like, just looks.

01:11:13.760 Because, like, if it's physical,

01:11:14.860 then, like, I think that the point that you're saying is, like,

01:11:17.680 kind of false,

01:11:18.760 just because, like, confidence comes from within,

01:11:21.640 and it has nothing to do with your appearance.

01:11:24.100 Well, that's what I'm saying,

01:11:25.140 and if you believe within you are a 10,

01:11:28.520 then confidence shines,

01:11:30.080 and, I mean, like, confidence,

01:11:32.800 confidence is shown in appearance.

01:11:35.180 You, what, every one of you could look the same way,

01:11:37.680 and if you're walking insecure, 0.97

01:11:39.860 you're gonna look uglier.

01:11:40.880 If you are walking loud and proud, 1.00

01:11:43.000 you're gonna look like a fucking superstar. 1.00

01:11:45.660 Guaranteed, fact, like... 0.99

01:11:47.280 I don't think that everyone that, like, rates himself,

01:11:49.600 let's say, a 5, though, is insecure.

01:11:52.480 Like, what did I rate my...

01:11:53.760 I rated myself an 8,

01:11:55.360 but I confidently rated myself an 8.

01:11:57.100 I think, like, on the other side of what you're saying,

01:11:59.100 like, I completely get what you're saying,

01:12:00.740 but on the other side of it, it's, like,

01:12:02.200 I'm confident that I'm an 8,

01:12:04.160 but, like, I also know that I can improve on, like,

01:12:07.160 some things here and there,

01:12:08.260 which is why I'm not, like, a confident 10.

01:12:09.540 Well, what standards, though?

01:12:11.020 Like, what standards do you want to improve on?

01:12:12.660 Because, like, you look like a 10 to me.

01:12:14.060 Yeah.

01:12:14.200 I think you're beautiful.

01:12:15.020 Thank you.

01:12:15.340 Like, what standards are you putting yourself to?

01:12:17.740 Is it, like, westernized beauty?

01:12:20.480 Like, what...

01:12:21.160 Where are your...

01:12:22.560 Where do you think your flaws are

01:12:23.880 that you're giving yourself a lower number than a 10?

01:12:26.000 Just, like, the golden ratio,

01:12:27.000 like, the staple of what beauty actually is.

01:12:30.520 And that's my point,

01:12:31.220 is, like, you're over here being like,

01:12:32.520 I could be better,

01:12:34.080 but if you just thought you were the best,

01:12:36.480 you wouldn't even worry about that.

01:12:37.980 You could be worrying about

01:12:38.840 how you could be better in your other life set skills,

01:12:41.540 not just your beauty, you know?

01:12:43.040 Like, it's just...

01:12:44.320 You shouldn't...

01:12:44.840 You are a 10.

01:12:45.980 Thank you.

01:12:46.460 Like, you really are.

01:12:47.400 Like, there's nothing you can improve about yourself,

01:12:49.260 except for your confidence.

01:12:50.960 Like, everyone has, like,

01:12:51.960 a little bit of insecurities, you know, but...

01:12:54.260 Oh, I do, too.

01:12:55.180 But I'm still gonna stand here

01:12:56.460 and, like, fight for myself, you know,

01:12:58.160 and be like, I'm a 10 out of a 10

01:12:59.460 because that's what I believe everyone should do.

01:13:03.460 Also, I feel like there's, like, an...

01:13:05.540 You can obviously tell

01:13:06.600 if there's, like, an unattractive person

01:13:08.580 and an attractive person.

01:13:10.140 And I think everyone should definitely be confident,

01:13:12.180 but if you're telling that, like,

01:13:14.460 unattractive person that they're a 10,

01:13:15.980 like, you're, like, so bad, like, 0.54

01:13:18.960 and they're walking around thinking that,

01:13:20.420 then, like, I feel like they could, like...

01:13:22.680 People could, like, totally, like,

01:13:24.820 take advantage of that and, like...

01:13:25.180 They could just be, like, overly confident.

01:13:27.000 Yeah, and they could learn some, like...

01:13:29.360 They could get humbled and, like...

01:13:31.140 That's a good point.

01:13:32.600 It was making me think of this quote.

01:13:34.240 It's like, you can ignore reality,

01:13:36.560 but you can't ignore the consequences

01:13:38.440 that come with ignoring reality.

01:13:40.880 So if, let's say, a girl next to me, 0.58

01:13:44.200 she's, I don't know, truthfully isn't very attractive,

01:13:48.200 but everyone tells her,

01:13:49.920 yep, girl, you're a 10 out of 10.

01:13:51.520 Don't ever settle for anything less, whatever.

01:13:54.240 She might start going after certain guys, whatever,

01:13:57.220 who aren't within her league or her whatever,

01:14:00.900 and she's gonna constantly get heartbroken.

01:14:02.520 Why does this guy doesn't want to talk to me?

01:14:03.840 Why does this guy keep cheating on me?

01:14:05.340 Why does this guy keep doing this?

01:14:06.840 Same with guys.

01:14:07.740 If it's like, if I'm a guy

01:14:08.700 and I think that I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ

01:14:11.460 and every girl, I deserve a supermodel. 1.00

01:14:13.980 I deserve an A-list, whatever,

01:14:15.580 and I keep going after supermodels

01:14:17.180 and keep going after girls 0.91

01:14:18.280 that aren't in my playing realm,

01:14:21.880 I'm gonna constantly get heartbroken.

01:14:23.620 I'm doing myself a disservice

01:14:24.980 because I'm not actually playing within my roles

01:14:27.980 because you can be confident

01:14:29.560 and be an average-looking person.

01:14:32.240 That's what I think.

01:14:32.800 Like, I'm not a 10 at all,

01:14:35.280 but I'm pretty confident with myself,

01:14:37.480 and that doesn't mean that it's a bad thing.

01:14:40.720 So I think that by telling someone

01:14:43.740 something that's not accurate,

01:14:45.020 you're doing them more of a disservice.

01:14:46.600 Like, you're putting a Band-Aid on, like,

01:14:48.880 their feelings for the moment

01:14:50.100 and be like, yeah, you're a 10,

01:14:51.620 everything's all good,

01:14:53.160 but then when they go out in the world,

01:14:55.500 they're not gonna get treated like a 10 necessarily.

01:14:57.860 Like, you see what I'm saying?

01:14:58.880 I disagree because you're also, like,

01:15:00.860 saying that as if everyone with the confidence

01:15:03.100 has expectations that they deserve something.

01:15:07.400 And I mean, I even...

01:15:09.440 Belladonna used to be married to one of my good friends 0.97

01:15:12.320 who by society standards would probably be... 1.00

01:15:14.220 Who the fuck is that guy? 0.99

01:15:16.120 Who is Belladonna? 1.00

01:15:17.340 Belladonna was one of the most famous porn stars 1.00

01:15:19.320 in the world. 0.99

01:15:20.740 Do you not jerk it?

01:15:21.560 She's probably more famous than you,

01:15:23.120 no offense, but...

01:15:25.120 And she's... 0.98

01:15:25.620 I'm not...

01:15:26.060 Yeah, definitely for sure.

01:15:27.340 Like, she out her Google search...

01:15:29.360 I'm just saying, she's way more... 1.00

01:15:30.580 She's really famous,

01:15:31.960 and his confidence in...

01:15:33.920 Is she?

01:15:34.560 She is. 0.99

01:15:35.280 I mean, I don't give a fuck if she is. 0.99

01:15:36.720 Can you answer that for us? 0.99

01:15:38.020 Yeah, Ryan, do you know the answer to that?

01:15:39.480 Is she famous? 0.97

01:15:40.420 You know a lot of porn stars. 0.87

01:15:42.480 I need to look at... 0.97

01:15:43.200 Hold on.

01:15:43.460 Let's do a Google Trends search.

01:15:45.200 Let's compare...

01:15:45.880 I've never heard of that name.

01:15:47.520 I've never...

01:15:48.120 Yeah, I've never heard of it.

01:15:48.800 I'll send it to you.

01:15:50.100 It's okay.

01:15:50.700 Let's do it.

01:15:51.360 Let's do it.

01:15:51.980 Maybe if I see the face...

01:15:54.300 No, honestly...

01:15:54.980 I don't watch porn.

01:15:56.340 I don't watch porn.

01:15:56.640 Like, I don't care, but...

01:15:58.860 What?

01:16:03.600 I kind of want to just bounce, to be honest.

01:16:07.400 Seriously?

01:16:08.440 Yeah, I'll do that.

01:16:10.800 You're that triggered over this conversation?

01:16:13.460 It's, uh...

01:16:15.040 I didn't do enough research on the podcast.

01:16:17.300 Because we're talking about...

01:16:18.780 Because I don't know who Bella Donna is?

01:16:21.060 No, it's not that.

01:16:22.300 It's, um...

01:16:23.340 Everything.

01:16:23.960 It's just...

01:16:24.960 Because we're talking about rating?

01:16:26.520 I don't know if we can talk about people's attractiveness, to be honest.

01:16:29.280 Fair enough.

01:16:30.000 Okay, well, that's my ride, so...

01:16:31.540 No, you know what you can say.

01:16:33.500 I'll go stay in my car.

01:16:34.760 No, no, no.

01:16:35.580 It's not...

01:16:35.840 Self-Castle.

01:16:37.600 If you need a ride back, I don't mind driving you, too.

01:16:39.740 I'm going back to LA, too.

01:16:42.340 I mean, like, personally, I'm kind of...

01:16:44.100 We're all going to just drive together.

01:16:47.780 Hang tight, guys.

01:16:50.060 I'm going to tell a joke.

01:16:52.080 I can do, like, a little sound effect.

01:16:53.600 I do have space.

01:16:59.760 There is...

01:17:00.040 I don't know if anyone wants to...

01:17:00.840 I knew that was going to happen.

01:17:01.640 I do have space for one more.

01:17:03.320 What did I walk into?

01:17:04.460 She did... 0.99

01:17:05.280 Oh, she's still there.

01:17:06.340 She said...

01:17:07.700 What happened?

01:17:08.240 She said that she had a better time than to sit here and talk about what people look like.

01:17:14.040 So, y'all...

01:17:14.820 Personally, personally, for, like, the whole, like, scale thing, I don't think it's that deep.

01:17:19.920 It's just, like...

01:17:20.740 No, yeah, it's just, like, scale one to ten.

01:17:22.860 Remember when we were in, like, middle school and be like, rate my...

01:17:25.560 Let's rate each other, you know?

01:17:27.180 Like, we didn't think it was that deep until now where people started making it that deep.

01:17:30.620 It was nice to meet you all.

01:17:32.140 It was nice to meet you.

01:17:33.840 Appreciate you.

01:17:34.580 Thank you for having me.

01:17:37.020 I think it's not fair to say everyone is a ten out of ten.

01:17:40.140 Yeah, I don't think so either.

01:17:40.820 But, like, when I rate people, I also rate people when it comes to their personality, too.

01:17:45.020 No, absolutely.

01:17:45.480 Because you could be, like...

01:17:46.920 You could actually physically be a ten out of ten. 1.00

01:17:49.760 But if you're a shithead, I will not want to sleep with you or be even near you. 1.00

01:17:54.400 We didn't even get started. 1.00

01:17:54.700 Can we, like, move out?

01:17:55.320 That was, like, a pretty tame conversation.

01:17:58.620 We didn't even start.

01:18:00.140 Like, she would not have liked what I was about to say.

01:18:03.280 Absolutely.

01:18:04.640 Hold on, hold on.

01:18:05.540 Does looks even matter for a guy if he's successful, confident, smart dude on the panel? 0.98

01:18:11.860 Would you date an ugly chick for any reason? 1.00

01:18:14.920 I don't think looks matters if a guy is successful, confident, and smart. 0.99

01:18:18.640 Yeah, I was going to say it.

01:18:19.880 Should I, like, move the chair, too?

01:18:22.640 Just leave the chairs there, and then we'll get rid of some of the chairs.

01:18:25.600 Guys, give us a sec.

01:18:26.620 Two girls just walked off the show. 1.00

01:18:28.860 It was, like, the most tame conversation ever.

01:18:30.820 I have seen way worse on you.

01:18:33.500 Like, was it something I said?

01:18:35.680 We didn't even say that.

01:18:38.600 One sec, one sec, guys.

01:18:40.000 Not realizing that by the token, the more she talks and the lower she goes.

01:18:44.780 I had her at a one earlier. 0.88

01:18:46.880 Seriously, you are the definition of just be quiet and pee-pee. 0.99

01:18:50.360 We'll find you more attractive.

01:18:52.720 Wait.

01:18:53.100 I don't know what that is.

01:18:53.780 What?

01:18:54.860 Scoot all the way over.

01:18:55.940 Scoot all the way over.

01:18:56.600 We'll do three, three. 0.97

01:18:57.420 Yeah, we'll do three.

01:18:59.500 Oh, okay.

01:19:00.240 Three.

01:19:00.800 Yeah, sorry, guys.

01:19:01.900 We had two girls walk off the show. 1.00

01:19:03.060 So we're just going to readjust the seating arrangements here.

01:19:06.420 Amazing.

01:19:07.860 Yeah, maybe, can we have you kind of get in the corner a little bit?

01:19:12.380 If you could straddle the leg and then Madison scoots over a little bit. 1.00

01:19:17.120 And then let me just look here.

01:19:20.700 Are you able to scoot?

01:19:21.920 Just keep scooting?

01:19:22.780 Scoot, scoot, scoot. 1.00

01:19:23.720 Scoot, scoot, scoot. 1.00

01:19:24.460 Yeah, she heard her little winks were making fun.

01:19:26.940 Yeah.

01:19:27.840 Her little squeals were good. 1.00

01:19:29.280 I don't know.

01:19:29.640 I left for like one minute and I came back and I saw her.

01:19:32.500 Oh, you weren't there?

01:19:33.340 Yeah.

01:19:33.620 I feel like we didn't even get started.

01:19:36.720 Nothing bad was even started.

01:19:38.620 No, but like.

01:19:39.400 It's just cranking up.

01:19:40.260 And she was, I don't know how old she was exactly.

01:19:41.980 What did she say?

01:19:42.360 30?

01:19:42.780 She's like 35? 0.62

01:19:43.740 She said she's 28.

01:19:45.220 She's 28.

01:19:45.780 Can I put that extra mic on the floor?

01:19:48.080 This one?

01:19:48.620 Yeah.

01:19:48.900 Yeah.

01:19:49.280 There's two extra mics.

01:19:50.280 If you can put that one on the floor as well.

01:19:53.800 It says it.

01:19:54.480 Eight.

01:19:55.060 Eight and five.

01:19:56.380 Thank you, guys.

01:19:57.000 Sorry, guys.

01:19:57.480 We're just getting a little reset here with everything.

01:20:02.220 Someone said, why were we whispering?

01:20:03.720 We were whispering because she was still here.

01:20:05.280 At least there's no more pain.

01:20:07.180 Yeah.

01:20:07.960 Okay.

01:20:08.520 That was.

01:20:08.980 At least we don't got like the snorts just.

01:20:12.980 That's what I'm saying.

01:20:13.840 The snorts just.

01:20:14.900 Hold on, guys.

01:20:15.680 I'm taking them out of the description here.

01:20:20.360 You're like, even if you disagree with someone, it's all good.

01:20:23.740 I know.

01:20:25.180 That's a weak constitution.

01:20:27.480 She was talking about being confident.

01:20:28.900 I mean, she crumbled real quick.

01:20:31.140 That's facts.

01:20:32.120 That's facts.

01:20:33.320 Go ahead and say it.

01:20:34.600 She said she was like going to tear you up. 0.78

01:20:37.680 She's like, I can't ready to like voice my opinion.

01:20:40.620 Oh.

01:20:40.940 She did.

01:20:41.960 Downstairs?

01:20:42.480 Yeah.

01:20:42.700 She's like, I just can't.

01:20:44.180 She's like, they're like excited to like talk and like voice their opinion and like defend

01:20:48.000 themselves.

01:20:48.560 And then they just did.

01:20:51.200 Interesting.

01:20:51.820 Well.

01:20:52.240 When I got here, she said that she'd never even like really heard of the podcast.

01:20:56.260 Well, so they came together.

01:20:57.940 There's the blue hair girl who reached out to us.

01:20:59.920 She's.

01:21:00.340 I like.

01:21:00.720 She's nice.

01:21:01.240 Yeah.

01:21:01.460 I liked her too.

01:21:02.340 Yeah.

01:21:02.500 She was cool.

01:21:03.100 She was sweet.

01:21:03.760 Yeah.

01:21:03.940 They were both.

01:21:04.740 I liked both of them.

01:21:05.540 I didn't mind them.

01:21:06.160 They were chill.

01:21:06.820 Yeah.

01:21:07.100 They were, they were nice.

01:21:08.360 I don't know what happened.

01:21:09.760 Yeah.

01:21:10.000 But she said that it was like not really worth her evening, which to be fair, if she doesn't

01:21:15.000 want to talk about like rating people, she's probably not the show to be on.

01:21:19.520 Also do your research.

01:21:20.120 Or just like sit back.

01:21:22.520 Yeah.

01:21:22.760 I mean, they were, so the blue hair girl like requested to, they were friends or whatever.

01:21:29.060 They requested to be on the show.

01:21:32.120 So yeah, kind of weird, like kind of weird, but.

01:21:34.840 It was quick.

01:21:35.140 Like, okay.

01:21:36.360 Out of the description.

01:21:38.340 Okay.

01:21:40.600 It's live.

01:21:41.360 Don't come on the dating cop podcast if you don't want to talk about things that are about

01:21:45.500 dating.

01:21:46.220 Yes.

01:21:47.100 Yeah.

01:21:47.320 It's like.

01:21:47.660 Because when you start dating, you immediately start rating the person that you're sitting

01:21:50.740 across from.

01:21:51.380 Also just felt like a warm up.

01:21:52.240 Whether you want to admit it or not, like we all make sort of value calls and judgments

01:21:56.840 about people who were potentially going to date, whether that comes down to their physical

01:22:01.200 appearance, whether that comes down to their personality, like, and we can all agree, like

01:22:05.740 some people are more attractive than others, you know?

01:22:08.520 So like you might not, it might feel like, oh, kind of shitty to put like a number to

01:22:15.320 it.

01:22:15.900 But like, you know, someone, this person's more attractive than this person.

01:22:19.680 This person's more attractive than this person.

01:22:21.280 This person's more attractive than this person.

01:22:22.960 You might not be putting a number to it, but you are like, you are ranking people to some

01:22:29.480 degree.

01:22:29.800 I'm sure we can all agree here.

01:22:30.840 We've seen a person that's more attractive than another person and we kind of, so anyways.

01:22:37.640 Wait, quick question.

01:22:38.880 Yeah.

01:22:38.980 Have you had people walk out like that before?

01:22:42.320 Yes.

01:22:43.040 I think we've not.

01:22:45.400 Yes.

01:22:45.760 I don't think we've had anyone fold off of like a fairly milquetoast conversation about

01:22:53.600 like talking about, which one?

01:22:55.940 Can I say her name?

01:22:57.360 Sure.

01:22:58.000 Bernadine.

01:22:58.820 Remember?

01:22:59.280 She just like got up and walked out. 1.00

01:23:01.280 I feel like that was a bit different though, because there's a little like tiff, you know,

01:23:04.800 there's like a little thing, but.

01:23:06.660 Not really.

01:23:07.380 It was pretty.

01:23:08.420 You just gave her a nasty, or no, she gave you a nasty look and then she got upset. 1.00

01:23:13.380 I don't know if that's comparable.

01:23:14.580 Like this, I thought it was kind of pointless.

01:23:17.820 Whatever.

01:23:18.260 Anyways, let's move on.

01:23:19.200 Let's move on.

01:23:19.880 Okay.

01:23:20.220 So, okay.

01:23:23.160 That's, it's too bad, but okay.

01:23:25.860 So let me see here.

01:23:29.760 I was going to, was I going to send you something?

01:23:32.220 Sweet pics.

01:23:34.020 Oh, well, yeah, that was this like, yeah, she was like, and she kind of put in like a 0.83

01:23:39.180 little dig, like, oh, well, Bella Donna, she's probably like, she's probably more

01:23:43.500 has anybody at this table even heard of her?

01:23:45.780 I've never heard of her.

01:23:46.680 The chat.

01:23:48.180 I don't know who that is.

01:23:50.020 I don't know who that is.

01:23:50.800 Wait, sorry.

01:23:51.200 What was that?

01:23:51.740 I was saying like, has anybody at the table even heard of her?

01:23:54.420 Like, let's be real.

01:23:55.400 Like, I have not personally.

01:23:57.440 I don't know.

01:23:58.400 Oh, she's a, what is she doing? 0.99

01:23:59.340 The porn star? 1.00

01:23:59.740 The porn star. 1.00

01:24:00.180 Oh, she's a porn star. 1.00

01:24:01.080 Oh. 0.87

01:24:01.240 I don't like make it a habit of like comparing my popularity with other people.

01:24:08.280 You shouldn't.

01:24:09.200 I don't know.

01:24:09.980 I was like, wait, what did she say?

01:24:12.240 She was like, well, something about, we were talking about the tent thing and she was like,

01:24:17.660 well, Bella Donna, who's probably more popular than you. 1.00

01:24:21.080 Who's Bella Donna? 1.00

01:24:22.020 Right?

01:24:23.020 I was like, I don't really care, but like, I'm just curious.

01:24:25.500 Let's look at Google Trends.

01:24:26.240 And then I think that got her, then she started getting all, whatever. 0.73

01:24:31.780 And wasn't she like saying how like we shouldn't compare people and all that stuff?

01:24:36.140 Right?

01:24:36.300 She just goes and does it.

01:24:37.480 Wow.

01:24:37.640 She just goes and does it.

01:24:38.380 Good point.

01:24:39.260 Good point.

01:24:39.360 She was literally just talking about that.

01:24:41.600 Like, it's crazy.

01:24:44.380 Okay.

01:24:44.940 Good times.

01:24:45.380 Well, now we have a more cozy.

01:24:46.640 Yeah.

01:24:47.020 I feel so.

01:24:47.560 I feel so.

01:24:48.120 It works out fine every time someone leaves.

01:24:50.440 More space.

01:24:51.260 So it works out.

01:24:53.020 So, okay.

01:24:54.040 Let me just check here.

01:24:55.300 I'm wondering if we, eh, no, this, I'm wondering if we.

01:24:59.080 Someone said they Google searched her and there's no result.

01:25:02.520 Oh, no.

01:25:03.520 Oh, no.

01:25:04.820 Here, let me, I'm just curious.

01:25:06.060 I think it's Bella Donna.

01:25:07.580 I don't know what her name is.

01:25:08.420 Let me look.

01:25:08.740 Who's Bella Donna? 1.00

01:25:09.800 We have no idea.

01:25:11.020 Oh.

01:25:11.440 Bella Donna? 0.99

01:25:12.600 That's the porn star, though. 1.00

01:25:14.060 Oh, she's a porn star. 1.00

01:25:14.620 There's a flower. 0.98

01:25:16.300 No one knows.

01:25:17.100 There's a singer. 0.99

01:25:18.180 Dude, what if she's just not real?

01:25:20.300 I don't know.

01:25:20.760 Who cares?

01:25:21.160 What if she's just like on something?

01:25:22.820 She's just like on drugs. 1.00

01:25:24.040 She just made someone up real quick. 1.00

01:25:27.480 Unrelated to what just happened, apparently Ariana Grande is getting divorced. 1.00

01:25:32.600 I heard that.

01:25:34.080 What?

01:25:34.480 Or divorcing her husband. 1.00

01:25:35.820 They're separated.

01:25:36.680 I hate to say this.

01:25:37.340 Who is she married to? 1.00

01:25:38.140 Yeah, I don't even know that.

01:25:39.060 She was married to, like, a real estate agent in New York.

01:25:42.680 He's, like, not, like, a celebrity or anything.

01:25:44.620 She, like, she just knew him through, like, I think he was her, what was it?

01:25:47.920 Real estate agent?

01:25:48.580 He was, he's a, like, very high level real estate agent in New York, and when they got

01:25:53.720 married, I'm pretty sure she said stuff about how it's nice to finally date someone not

01:25:56.940 famous. 0.99

01:25:57.440 Damn, so this is what, her third failed marriage, or second failed marriage? 0.99

01:26:00.580 No, no, it was an engagement to Pete Davidson. 1.00

01:26:03.960 We call that a rage quit.

01:26:05.600 And then he cheated on marriage.

01:26:07.060 Rage quit.

01:26:07.680 Wait.

01:26:08.320 You think she's gonna write another song about this one? 0.82

01:26:10.260 That's the rumor.

01:26:10.600 Probably.

01:26:11.200 That's the rumor.

01:26:11.980 We're gonna get a banger album.

01:26:13.880 Oh, yeah.

01:26:15.340 She's been getting all this, like, controversy just thrown at her because of, like, her body.

01:26:19.760 About her looks, too.

01:26:20.140 Her body.

01:26:21.320 Really?

01:26:21.720 How she, like, got skinnier or something.

01:26:23.540 I have, I feel like I've never seen her.

01:26:24.640 Ariana Grande, she's always been skinny. 0.99

01:26:26.360 I feel like I've never seen her.

01:26:27.320 Yeah, she's always been tiny, but, like, if you do, I will say, if you do look at her 0.64

01:26:31.160 now, she's much tinier.

01:26:32.200 She looks very, yeah.

01:26:32.900 Yeah, she really is.

01:26:34.300 Like, I don't know how you could get smaller than what she was.

01:26:37.700 That's so sad.

01:26:38.240 Yeah, I don't really keep up with her, so I don't know what she looks like right

01:26:40.460 now.

01:26:40.720 She's darker now.

01:26:42.200 There was a meme.

01:26:42.920 It was like, she used to look like the Little Mermaid.

01:26:44.660 Now she looks like the Little Mermaid because the new one's black and has red hair. 0.99

01:26:49.760 Last time I saw her, I saw people accusing her of, like, purposely being lighter.

01:26:54.220 So, like, is she darker now?

01:26:56.180 I mean, she is a little bit, but I don't even.

01:26:58.680 She's Italian.

01:26:59.680 They tan.

01:27:00.820 She doing her thing. 1.00

01:27:02.720 Yo, Nick, apparently the fucking chick with blue hair left her phone in the fucking 1.00

01:27:07.940 studio. 1.00

01:27:08.700 Can you?

01:27:08.980 She said she left it on the charger.

01:27:11.500 Can you check?

01:27:12.860 Can we, like, throw it?

01:27:13.840 Make her come get it.

01:27:14.660 Make her come get it.

01:27:15.020 Can we throw it off the balcony?

01:27:16.860 Oh, yeah.

01:27:19.140 No, no, no.

01:27:20.440 Let's get it to her.

01:27:23.240 Don't forget to bring the keys, Nick.

01:27:25.080 Yeah.

01:27:25.820 Oh, my God, bro.

01:27:27.860 Dang.

01:27:29.140 That's tough.

01:27:29.800 Yeah, Nick, if you could just run it down really quick, I'll take care of everything.

01:27:32.820 Yeah.

01:27:36.460 She's at the blue door? 0.88

01:27:37.840 Yeah, I'm telling her to go to the blue door. 1.00

01:27:39.600 If it's not Nick, if she's not there, just fucking leave it on the side. 0.89

01:27:43.080 Like, we don't have time for her to, yeah. 0.99

01:27:47.540 Okay, so, sorry, guys, a little distracted there.

01:27:54.220 Princess, I think we might have Michael Knowles back on here in a sec.

01:27:59.000 Okay, so I have some pre-show notes that some of you provided, so maybe we can touch on some

01:28:05.180 of those topics, so let me just pull up here.

01:28:08.380 We have, actually, before we do that, so who here has, like, seen the podcast before-ish?

01:28:15.160 Is there anything anyone disagrees with that I've said that you want to argue with me about? 0.99

01:28:22.420 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:28:23.180 I haven't seen enough. 1.00

01:28:24.360 Okay, all right.

01:28:25.240 If you want to give hot takes right now.

01:28:26.340 Any hot takes anybody disagrees with?

01:28:28.980 I'm ready to debate.

01:28:31.640 Going once.

01:28:33.880 Going twice.

01:28:35.180 I can't disagree with you.

01:28:37.420 No, you can disagree, Madison.

01:28:39.440 It's okay.

01:28:39.820 Well, I don't really have any disagreements besides, like, some of, like, the stats that

01:28:45.220 you give, like, don't really, I feel like the stats that you give refute your arguments. 0.97

01:28:49.380 You always say, like, um, sorry, I'm, like, shitting on you. 0.99

01:28:52.620 Uh-oh. 0.99

01:28:53.340 I'm going to get fired.

01:28:54.240 Be careful, you're on the payroll.

01:28:55.620 You're going to get fired.

01:28:56.720 But we were talking about, like, men and women something, and you always say the saying 0.99

01:29:01.340 that, like, men fuck who they can, women, or. 1.00

01:29:04.880 Or fuck who they want, right? 1.00

01:29:06.500 Men sleep with, men sleep with, no, it goes, women sleep with who they want, men sleep 1.00

01:29:11.060 with who they can't.

01:29:11.800 Yeah, but, and, yeah, I just, I just disagree with, like, I agree with that saying, but I 0.66

01:29:17.360 don't like it the way you use it.

01:29:19.560 Because it's like, if you give a hundred girls to one man, he'll sleep with a hundred.

01:29:24.300 If you give a hundred men to one girl, she'll sleep with, like, one or two of them. 1.00

01:29:29.620 Wait, hold on, let me do the math.

01:29:31.300 You know what I'm saying? 0.95

01:29:36.260 You're saying, okay, your point was that women are more promiscuous. 1.00

01:29:41.960 I agree with that.

01:29:43.020 Well, no, okay, so the saying, women sleep with who they want, men sleep with who they 0.50

01:29:46.400 can, isn't necessarily, it doesn't have to do with promiscuity.

01:29:51.760 But you use it.

01:29:52.640 It has to do with, like, options and selectivity.

01:29:56.380 Yeah, but in that scenario, you used it to kind of back up your argument.

01:30:02.500 But the math I was saying was, like, you give a hundred women to one man, he will sleep with 0.92

01:30:07.460 all of them. 1.00

01:30:09.040 Because men fuck who they can, right? 1.00

01:30:10.780 Hold on, one second. 1.00

01:30:11.920 Thank you, man.

01:30:31.420 Hey, what is the logo on your cap?

01:30:34.680 It's the Washington Nationals logo.

01:30:36.620 It's a baseball team in D.C.

01:30:38.380 Do you rap at all, or do you want to put something?

01:30:43.660 Freestyle, play D.

01:30:44.520 Incredible segue right there.

01:30:45.980 Yeah, it's good.

01:30:47.260 It's good.

01:30:47.900 I don't be doing the freestyle off the dome on the thing.

01:30:51.920 Hold on.

01:30:52.440 Should I pull up an instrumental for you?

01:30:55.020 You don't be doing the freestyle off the dome.

01:30:58.000 And then what was the other thing?

01:30:59.940 What else did he say?

01:31:00.920 He said, number two, all hail Madison, Wilhelm, never take off the helmet.

01:31:05.000 Number three, Brian is still a bummer.

01:31:06.460 Okay, cool.

01:31:07.940 Yeah.

01:31:08.380 Thank you, man.

01:31:08.940 Appreciate it.

01:31:09.580 Thank you for the kind words.

01:31:11.100 Wait, okay.

01:31:11.820 So what is the argument? 1.00

01:31:13.660 So I was saying, you always say that saying, men fuck who they can, women fuck who they 1.00

01:31:17.320 want, correct? 1.00

01:31:18.440 I usually say sleep with.

01:31:20.100 Okay.

01:31:20.360 It's like a bit more.

01:31:21.180 But it's still like the same thing.

01:31:22.600 You know what I mean?

01:31:23.660 But if you give a hundred women to one man, he will sleep with all of them. 1.00

01:31:29.300 Because men sleep with who they can, right? 0.99

01:31:33.420 Okay, what's the second part of this?

01:31:34.900 If you give a hundred men to one woman, she will only sleep with one or two of them. 1.00

01:31:41.500 Because women sleep with who they want. 1.00

01:31:43.120 I'm not really following that.

01:31:43.720 Does anyone get what I'm saying?

01:31:45.280 I get what you're saying.

01:31:45.760 Are you saying like, I don't know.

01:31:47.960 I'm so confused.

01:31:48.260 I think she's saying what his statistics, what he says.

01:31:50.880 She doesn't even understand you.

01:31:52.540 Well, I'm just a little slow.

01:31:53.420 I think it's literally the chat.

01:31:54.820 You're not slow.

01:31:55.060 The chat understands me.

01:31:56.280 I have a point.

01:31:57.660 So then would that make a man more valuable if he can sleep with more women? 0.99

01:32:03.520 Oh, I wasn't trying to talk about value.

01:32:06.420 I was just saying like, the saying that you always say kind of refutes your argument because

01:32:11.520 you try to say that women aren't more promiscuous. 0.99

01:32:16.500 I think it kind of means that women have basically, it's up to them. 1.00

01:32:21.740 Well, okay.

01:32:22.240 The statement, women sleep with who they want, men sleep with who they can. 0.88

01:32:27.480 I usually don't tie that into my arguments about promiscuity.

01:32:31.460 What did you tie it in?

01:32:32.500 I usually tie that into like conversations about the ways in which women have an easier 1.00

01:32:41.040 time dating or getting laid.

01:32:45.840 Okay.

01:32:46.440 So like if I'm debating a girl and she's like, well, I think it's really easy for men to

01:32:49.440 get laid and like men can get laid just as easily as women. 0.99

01:32:52.200 Like that is one of the arguments I might bring up.

01:32:55.060 I think it was just like a thought I had last time because the last time you brought that

01:32:58.200 up, we were talking about promiscuity and then you brought that up.

01:33:01.980 That was just like something that came into my head.

01:33:04.100 I think I brought that up in the context of we were talking about, is it easier for women 0.96

01:33:08.640 to date than it is for, excuse me, is it easier for women to date than it is for men to date?

01:33:13.160 We might've been not talking about the same thing.

01:33:15.240 I don't know.

01:33:15.880 I thought you tied it to promiscuity.

01:33:17.340 We're just going in circles here.

01:33:17.700 That's why.

01:33:17.920 Anybody else?

01:33:19.620 Anybody going once, going twice?

01:33:23.160 Okay.

01:33:23.420 Let me do the soup chat.

01:33:24.340 Yo.

01:33:26.100 Sask finest.

01:33:27.120 Thank you for the Canadian 50.

01:33:28.760 Merci beaucoup.

01:33:29.460 How are you a dating coach when you were like in 70 situationships?

01:33:32.340 Lucas run.

01:33:33.480 You have, you have 70 situationships?

01:33:35.700 Um, he must've missed the beginning.

01:33:38.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:38.680 Oh, Nick.

01:33:40.140 Uh, in the, in the sources, I click the eyeball for stream yard. 1.00

01:33:44.420 Shit. 0.98

01:33:44.800 I don't know how long it's been off. 1.00

01:33:45.800 I don't fuck. 0.99

01:33:46.480 Sorry guys. 0.99

01:33:47.880 Um, yeah, this is the one.

01:33:49.540 Um, so you, you're like in 70 situationships.

01:33:52.860 Honestly, I, I almost wish cause they can be fun.

01:33:55.860 But at the beginning I said, I'm talking to like one person and go on dates with a few,

01:34:00.080 but, but to entertain our lovely commenter, it's kind of like saying, how are you a chef

01:34:06.960 when you cook every day?

01:34:08.580 Like, how can I coach people on dating?

01:34:10.600 Not relationships.

01:34:11.480 I'm not a relationship coach.

01:34:12.720 Um, I help my mostly male clientele get more dates, whether they want casual dates or

01:34:21.340 more serious dates.

01:34:22.160 And how could I do that if I don't know how to myself?

01:34:27.180 Okay.

01:34:29.000 Do a lot of the men that you give advice to, like, do you see it becoming successful for

01:34:33.740 them?

01:34:34.100 Oh yeah, no.

01:34:35.020 One of them, he just started seeing a girl a couple of weeks ago, like very sweetheart

01:34:40.760 vibes, like going on a date, holding off on sleeping together.

01:34:44.520 And she asked him yesterday if she could plan something for his birthday and they're going

01:34:50.640 shopping for her parents soon.

01:34:52.280 Like super sweet.

01:34:54.320 Um, most of the men I work with are like mid to late twenties.

01:34:58.160 Like they've been focusing on their careers for a while and just like realize they want

01:35:01.980 to maybe start dating and don't know how, especially with dating apps these days, it feels awkward

01:35:07.240 to send messages.

01:35:08.620 Um, but I'm good at that.

01:35:09.660 Hence why I have not quite 70 situationships.

01:35:12.780 What kind of like advice would you give them though?

01:35:15.080 Just like an example of like one situation that you've had to deal with.

01:35:19.240 Um, the typical situation is men struggling to get likes or get responses with their matches.

01:35:24.600 Um, and I always say to just not expect that many likes because men will sleep with who 0.88

01:35:31.620 they can, women who they want. 1.00

01:35:32.860 So it is, do you kind of like, it's unrealistic for a man to expect a lot of likes.

01:35:37.880 So I do expectation management, but to match with the likes that they send, if you have

01:35:43.420 a more charismatic profile, good photos, not like the Margot Robbie selfie, but one where

01:35:48.340 you look good, um, have character in your prompts.

01:35:52.240 So instead of saying, Oh, I like music, say I rap.

01:35:55.920 Hold on.

01:35:56.320 I have a theory on why that lady left. 1.00

01:36:01.800 Maybe she was Bella Donna at one point and was triggered because you didn't know who she

01:36:06.080 was.

01:36:06.700 Whoa.

01:36:07.180 That's funny.

01:36:08.220 That's, that's, uh, that could be a, that's a compelling theory.

01:36:13.260 Um, good to see you back in the chat, Bender.

01:36:15.620 Um, yeah, I don't know.

01:36:18.160 Um, yeah, she, uh, rage quit.

01:36:23.020 And, uh, too bad, too bad question.

01:36:28.100 Yeah.

01:36:28.800 Um, cause I haven't really seen the show.

01:36:31.680 What does three Oh four mean?

01:36:33.240 Uh, that's an area code.

01:36:35.020 Okay.

01:36:35.340 I'm not from here.

01:36:36.160 It's like an area code.

01:36:36.920 Yeah.

01:36:37.600 Definitely area code related.

01:36:39.120 I think it means ho. 0.98

01:36:42.920 If you flip it, it's like the four upside down as an H, the O is. 0.98

01:36:47.740 Oh, none of y'all knew that.

01:36:50.580 I need to know the function of it, you know?

01:36:53.880 Yeah.

01:36:54.180 That's so funny.

01:36:55.660 Okay.

01:36:56.240 So, uh, I have some notes here that you guys provided before the show.

01:37:00.620 So, uh, let's just go through it.

01:37:02.260 Kind of related starting with you.

01:37:04.140 How do you pronounce your name?

01:37:05.180 By the way, is it DL?

01:37:06.340 How do you say it?

01:37:06.620 DL.

01:37:06.860 It's my last name.

01:37:07.740 DL.

01:37:08.000 DL is your last name.

01:37:08.800 What's your first name?

01:37:09.460 Jenny.

01:37:10.300 Jenny.

01:37:10.780 With a G.

01:37:11.320 From the block.

01:37:12.140 No.

01:37:12.420 Okay.

01:37:12.900 Not from the block.

01:37:13.560 It's with a G for Genevieve.

01:37:15.580 Oh, Genevieve.

01:37:16.440 Yeah.

01:37:16.840 If you want to call me by my full name.

01:37:18.220 Can I call you Genevier?

01:37:19.840 It's your show.

01:37:22.720 Okay.

01:37:23.200 Yeah.

01:37:23.400 I'm, I'm actually going to have you legally change your name after the show to Genevieve.

01:37:26.720 Oh, I don't want to sign more papers.

01:37:28.680 It's complicated.

01:37:29.500 Um, so you're the hinge queen. 1.00

01:37:31.960 I think you, that's what you, that's what you, it's my specialty.

01:37:35.400 Okay.

01:37:36.020 So you offer, do you, your clients, is it mostly men or you got women too?

01:37:40.740 Um, the majority of my following is men and I've noticed men are more likely to spend

01:37:45.740 money on dating help.

01:37:47.720 Okay.

01:37:48.160 Men are more likely.

01:37:49.280 So like three fourths men, they're more likely to have the money in the society and 0.98

01:37:54.240 more likely to need the help, more likely to want it bad enough to invest in it.

01:37:59.880 And I think they just like the way I talk about dating compared to some other male dating

01:38:04.760 coaches.

01:38:05.440 Okay.

01:38:05.760 So like, what's your top three tips?

01:38:09.300 Oh my gosh.

01:38:10.080 Okay.

01:38:10.280 So one that will immediately get results, like random people from my high school who find

01:38:14.420 me, they're like, wait, this worked is X out your standouts for like a day or two to

01:38:19.200 get more attractive profiles.

01:38:20.500 So a lot of people complain about just not liking anyone that they match with.

01:38:23.720 Just go to the standouts tab, which is the like most attractive profiles and just X all

01:38:27.780 of them out, like reject them.

01:38:29.580 That's the quickest one.

01:38:31.020 The other one, which I view as doing it for the girls because every girl I've told it where

01:38:35.880 it's like, I tell men to be more specific with their profiles.

01:38:38.540 So basically have an actual interesting profile, like don't say this year I really want to

01:38:43.880 travel.

01:38:45.140 Worst idea I've ever had, this app.

01:38:46.840 Don't say that.

01:38:47.620 Say your typical Sunday is listening to the whatever podcast.

01:38:51.080 Maybe don't say that.

01:38:53.100 So X out your standouts, get your prompts a lot more specific so that people actually

01:38:59.360 know what to talk about and then send messages that are worth responding to.

01:39:05.720 No one's going to respond to hey or what's up.

01:39:07.520 But if you ask about their profile or if you just say something silly, like do you know

01:39:12.700 how to, can you open a pickle jar?

01:39:14.440 Then it's like, oh, someone will want to say something back.

01:39:16.640 So those three things get more interaction and being active on the app gets you more

01:39:20.560 interaction because all the dating apps these days are heavily prioritizing active users.

01:39:25.800 Sure.

01:39:26.720 Let's do a, let's actually do an experiment.

01:39:28.940 We'll keep you both sitting.

01:39:30.400 You're going to pretend to be the guy Madison.

01:39:33.360 Actually, I'll maybe I'll be the girl.

01:39:37.160 I'll be the girl.

01:39:38.360 You'll be the guy.

01:39:39.680 And let's pretend like we're texting.

01:39:42.080 Um, and let's play out a, let's like, like we just matched.

01:39:49.500 Yeah.

01:39:49.980 Well, what's your, what's your profile look like?

01:39:52.320 Why did I, why did we match?

01:39:53.900 So I'm the chick.

01:39:56.720 Yeah.

01:39:57.060 You got to create a character.

01:39:58.820 Okay.

01:39:59.380 It's a dating podcast.

01:40:00.780 Um, I'm 19.

01:40:04.420 I have, I don't date teenagers.

01:40:07.400 How old are you?

01:40:08.380 22.

01:40:09.040 I think if you're, if you're graduated, you shouldn't.

01:40:11.460 You're Gary.

01:40:11.960 That's your name, right?

01:40:12.900 Gary.

01:40:13.800 As a man.

01:40:14.500 Sure.

01:40:15.740 Jenny.

01:40:16.700 Jerry.

01:40:17.100 My male name can be Jerry.

01:40:19.460 Jerry.

01:40:20.320 Why would you not date as a 22 year old?

01:40:23.300 I, when I was like 18, 19, I had a situation ship with like a 22 year old and I feel like

01:40:28.100 it's just weird.

01:40:29.400 As a, it's weird to, I know.

01:40:31.460 I think it's weird if.

01:40:33.020 That's like a three.

01:40:33.600 It's like, I think three years is fine, but like high school senior or college freshman

01:40:39.240 with like an adult who's graduated is weird.

01:40:42.660 I feel like it's weird.

01:40:43.440 I mean, you're an adult when you're a freshman in college.

01:40:45.520 I think you're just kind of like different on like.

01:40:47.520 But life's the life stage.

01:40:49.540 Yeah, exactly.

01:40:50.320 When you're 21, you can drink.

01:40:51.400 You're on a different life stage.

01:40:52.060 I was like, yeah.

01:40:52.900 If someone can't legally drink, I feel like it's weird for like someone with a degree to

01:40:59.020 be trying to date them.

01:40:59.880 Well, at 21, you might still be a junior or senior in college.

01:41:04.980 But you're a little more.

01:41:06.240 Well, you said you're 19.

01:41:07.680 I said no.

01:41:08.180 If you, if you said you were like 20 and I'm 22.

01:41:10.520 Okay.

01:41:10.960 Sorry.

01:41:12.240 Fine.

01:41:12.640 Okay.

01:41:12.800 I'm 21.

01:41:13.360 Okay.

01:41:13.700 I'm 21 year old girl.

01:41:15.240 Yeah.

01:41:15.540 Brianna.

01:41:16.360 Should I put on the wig? 1.00

01:41:17.160 Where's the fucking wig? 1.00

01:41:17.860 I want, I want to see you in a wig. 1.00

01:41:19.600 Nah, well, I'm butch or wait, what?

01:41:23.680 No, I'm the dude.

01:41:24.460 Wait, no.

01:41:26.360 This is getting confusing.

01:41:27.560 You're a really beautiful 21 year old woman.

01:41:30.300 I'm going to die.

01:41:31.040 I'm going to do my hair.

01:41:32.120 What are your hobbies or interests?

01:41:34.640 Okay.

01:41:35.120 Here's what do you.

01:41:35.940 Here's my, here's my hinge profile.

01:41:38.800 Um, okay.

01:41:40.980 Um, all three, all three of the prompts are like, I don't know what the, each individual

01:41:47.400 prompt is, but it's like, I want someone with a yacht.

01:41:50.000 I want someone with a yacht.

01:41:51.180 I want to go on a yacht. 0.99

01:41:52.240 Oh shit. 1.00

01:41:53.820 I don't have a yacht. 1.00

01:41:54.840 Uh, in this case I do actually, in this case I do.

01:41:58.800 No, you don't. 1.00

01:41:59.340 You're no 22 year old has a fucking yacht. 1.00

01:42:01.720 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:42:02.140 Then we'll, forget the yacht shit. 0.99

01:42:03.660 Just whatever. 0.99

01:42:04.120 I've got some basic chicks. 1.00

01:42:05.260 Okay.

01:42:05.500 Okay.

01:42:05.700 I can give you a character if you want, like a pretty basic 22 year old, 21 year old girl.

01:42:12.140 Sure.

01:42:12.320 Let's say you are personal trainer vibes.

01:42:14.960 You like to work out, maybe have a little gun show picture and you like are outdoorsy.

01:42:20.980 I feel like that's a pretty typical type that a lot of men are into.

01:42:24.840 I'm the man in this case.

01:42:26.060 What do you think men are into outdoorsy?

01:42:27.740 On hinge.

01:42:28.640 People always do.

01:42:30.460 Nah.

01:42:30.940 That, I was on hinge for a bit and that's mainly the only thing that men were interested

01:42:35.220 in.

01:42:35.440 They want to muscle mommies. 1.00

01:42:36.260 Is going to the gym and going hiking.

01:42:37.820 Stop the cap. 0.94

01:42:39.780 I don't think guys like outdoorsy chicks, to be honest.

01:42:42.740 Then come up with a different character. 0.85

01:42:43.880 Like as a dude, I don't know about you, but like as a guy who's fucking busy, I don't 0.97

01:42:48.120 have time to go fucking camping. 0.99

01:42:50.600 I got shit to do. 1.00

01:42:51.880 I'm not, I'm not going, first off, hiking. 0.99

01:42:54.440 Hiking?

01:42:55.420 I just went hiking the other day.

01:42:57.080 It's great.

01:42:57.980 I've met like, I don't know the granola type girls. 1.00

01:43:00.800 I don't know if, it's really based on how they look.

01:43:03.460 Like she could say, I love hiking, but if you look good, then all right, we go on a

01:43:06.920 hike.

01:43:07.340 But like, I don't know.

01:43:09.960 I guess I, I don't really care so much about what they're into.

01:43:13.340 But you know, there's like the super outdoorsy chicks that like go on treks. 1.00

01:43:17.680 Like they'll go somewhere for three days. 0.99

01:43:20.920 And have you, what's that shit about? 1.00

01:43:22.020 Appalachian trail girls. 0.99

01:43:22.780 Type two fun, type three fun. 1.00

01:43:25.680 Have you guys heard about that weird shit? 1.00

01:43:27.280 No. 1.00

01:43:28.200 Hold on just a sec.

01:43:29.620 Oh, hold on.

01:43:30.720 I'll get it triggered.

01:43:31.680 One sec, brother.

01:43:33.980 One sec.

01:43:35.800 So there's two, there's like three different types of fun.

01:43:38.980 Let me, it'll re-trigger in a sec.

01:43:42.340 Hold on.

01:43:43.060 Brother.

01:43:44.360 Brother.

01:43:45.240 Hulk Hogan over here.

01:43:46.180 Okay.

01:43:46.320 Ryan goes glamping.

01:43:48.200 Type three fun.

01:43:49.600 Glamping.

01:43:50.100 Hello?

01:43:51.040 Okay.

01:43:51.500 Type three fun is fun at the time.

01:43:53.600 Not fun in retrospect.

01:43:55.260 Wait.

01:43:56.160 Hold on. 1.00

01:43:57.300 There's basically these psychos that like get fucking. 1.00

01:44:01.020 Oh, here it is. 0.99

01:44:02.020 Thank you, man.

01:44:04.900 Appreciate it.

01:44:05.340 Six, eight inches.

01:44:06.560 Deer Slayer back in the house.

01:44:08.660 Love your content, Brr-Sixson.

01:44:10.620 Keep it up, my brother.

01:44:12.060 Thank you, man.

01:44:12.640 Cancer.

01:44:13.000 My best friend's dad recently got a small lung cell cancer diagnosis.

01:44:17.580 Chat, please say a prayer for him.

01:44:19.980 Dervalt.

01:44:21.020 Prayers for Chase as well.

01:44:22.560 Hey, sorry to hear about your best friend's dad.

01:44:27.840 Godspeed to his, for his recovery.

01:44:30.720 Thank you very much for checking in.

01:44:32.920 Good to see you back again.

01:44:34.380 Oh, hold on.

01:44:35.060 Sorry.

01:44:35.200 Who shot 50 donated $100?

01:44:38.080 Yep.

01:44:38.540 Six, eight inches.

01:44:39.600 Our alerts have been a little scuffed recently.

01:44:41.340 Thank you, man.

01:44:41.680 Appreciate it.

01:44:42.720 Yeah, like the different types of fun, like these girls are like get stuck in an avalanche 0.99

01:44:46.800 and that's like type two fun.

01:44:48.440 Do you guys know what I'm talking about in the chat?

01:44:50.000 Have you guys never heard of that?

01:44:51.120 But I don't know.

01:44:52.860 Wait, hold on.

01:44:54.060 This is your boy, Donna.

01:44:54.760 Okay, so there's type one fun, which is fun.

01:44:57.620 Type two fun, miserable when it's happening, fun in retrospect, and type three fun, not

01:45:03.800 fun at all, even when you're looking back on it.

01:45:06.520 So like, and these are like typically these types of outdoorsy people that are all about

01:45:11.420 type two, type three fun where it's like, yo, we got fucking stranded on the Appalachian 0.91

01:45:16.500 trail and we almost died, man.

01:45:18.400 And then, but it was like exciting, like adventure.

01:45:22.200 Yeah.

01:45:22.560 I don't like, I don't like those kinds of outdoorsy chicks. 1.00

01:45:24.700 Yeah.

01:45:25.120 I don't go outside like that. 1.00

01:45:27.420 You're a fucking legend. 1.00

01:45:28.840 Let's go. 1.00

01:45:29.440 I've never even interacted with an outdoorsy chick before.

01:45:31.640 I need to, I mean, LA, the scene, there's not many of them.

01:45:34.840 My roommate begs me to go hiking with her.

01:45:38.820 And I'm like, girl, I am a gamer.

01:45:41.160 Like, do you think I go outside?

01:45:42.680 I only go outside to go to the gym.

01:45:44.060 And then I come home and then I hermit.

01:45:45.640 I haven't met one hiker in my life that was a girl.

01:45:48.320 You live in LA.

01:45:49.720 I ain't never met one.

01:45:50.700 Have you heard of like Runyon Canyon or something?

01:45:52.780 No, I haven't.

01:45:55.060 Wow.

01:45:55.760 I've come across many girls. 0.99

01:45:57.760 Okay.

01:45:57.980 So you're going to try.

01:45:59.460 Try to seduce you? 0.92

01:46:01.240 You can be a gamer girl instead. 0.82

01:46:03.540 Yeah.

01:46:03.860 I think we're, we're getting too much into the weeds here.

01:46:06.340 Okay.

01:46:07.100 Literally.

01:46:07.520 So go ahead.

01:46:08.300 Figuratively.

01:46:08.620 First message.

01:46:10.840 Let's say you have a photo of you.

01:46:12.800 You say you love a Valorant player.

01:46:15.200 I'm going to ask what, what ranking you are or.

01:46:18.720 I don't play Valorant.

01:46:19.700 Yeah.

01:46:20.120 I don't, I don't know anything about Valorant.

01:46:21.540 I used to be friends with gamers.

01:46:23.060 Say, um.

01:46:24.040 Podcast.

01:46:25.460 World of Warcraft.

01:46:27.040 I'm the, I'm legendary. 0.96

01:46:28.580 I don't know if that's a fucking Valorant ranking. 0.98

01:46:31.220 Say you're radiant. 0.99

01:46:32.720 I'm radiant.

01:46:34.620 I can't just go.

01:46:35.640 Well, if like, let's say I'm trying to seduce Miss Gamer Girl over here. 1.00

01:46:39.940 I'd probably ask about what she likes to play.

01:46:43.520 Or if you're a granola girl, I'd be like, oh my gosh, have you been on any cool hikes?

01:46:47.300 I'd love to be stranded in an avalanche with you.

01:46:50.560 Or just like, oh, have you ever been to like this specific hike?

01:46:53.040 Yeah.

01:46:53.320 And then boom, ask her on a date.

01:46:56.360 It's really simple.

01:46:57.380 Most of what I've done for men over my little.

01:47:00.900 No, but let's, let's role play it.

01:47:02.600 So, okay.

01:47:02.940 Simplify it.

01:47:03.420 Okay.

01:47:03.720 So pretend we're messaging.

01:47:05.220 Okay.

01:47:05.440 Oh, super hot girl.

01:47:08.280 Getting my phone out.

01:47:09.360 Okay.

01:47:09.540 We're messaging.

01:47:11.260 Okay.

01:47:11.760 I'm messaging.

01:47:12.900 Okay.

01:47:13.220 Go message me.

01:47:17.640 I'm so ready.

01:47:20.220 I just saw this coffee shop open up.

01:47:22.140 Have you ever been?

01:47:22.960 It's called La La Land.

01:47:25.100 No.

01:47:26.560 Are you free this weekend?

01:47:30.100 Maybe.

01:47:32.240 Maybe.

01:47:32.720 Well, then we don't have any conversational chemistry and I'd say ghost and move on.

01:47:37.500 But like, that's how a lot of girls. 1.00

01:47:39.720 That's why I do still work with some woman. 1.00

01:47:42.000 But if you said maybe, and I was like, she's so my type.

01:47:45.480 I'd be like.

01:47:46.080 Or you could just be like, oh, like if you're not a coffee drinker, we're like.

01:47:49.580 We can grab a drink.

01:47:50.500 Oh, it's like, we can go.

01:47:51.860 Go for a walk.

01:47:52.760 Wait.

01:47:53.180 So you're literally, your second message is just, hey, what's up?

01:47:56.600 Let's go get coffee.

01:47:57.080 If there's nothing better to say, yeah.

01:47:58.640 Because a lot of people are sick of, I call it digital pen pals.

01:48:02.380 Yeah.

01:48:02.720 Where you just message.

01:48:03.500 That's what me and Mr. Lucas are right now.

01:48:05.340 And so if you are someone who's just sick of messaging, get them on a date.

01:48:12.920 A low stakes date, like coffee or drinks, where you can chug your drink if it sucks.

01:48:18.540 If it's drinks, then alcohol is like social lubricant.

01:48:21.520 So it'll probably be a bit nicer.

01:48:25.000 Okay.

01:48:25.540 Let's continue.

01:48:26.340 Okay.

01:48:26.720 I'll give you, I'll give you a, oh, I'm not free.

01:48:31.900 I'm free on Sunday.

01:48:36.280 That's my message to you.

01:48:37.140 I'm free on Sunday.

01:48:37.960 Oh, let's see.

01:48:39.620 So I was like, oh, there's a coffee shop.

01:48:41.920 And you're like, I don't know it.

01:48:43.440 And then I'm like, well, like, are you free this weekend?

01:48:46.660 You're like, I'm free on Sunday.

01:48:47.380 I'm like, all right.

01:48:48.780 That's perfect.

01:48:49.460 You want to meet at that coffee shop at three.

01:48:52.760 Okay.

01:48:54.020 Awesome.

01:48:54.480 Can I get your Insta or your number?

01:48:56.180 Let's, let's chat on there.

01:48:57.600 I don't use this app too much.

01:48:59.400 Exactly.

01:48:59.900 Oh, I'm, I'm, you, I would reply.

01:49:01.720 I like a few hours later because have a life and go, oh my gosh, by the way, that doesn't

01:49:06.580 sound very manly, but like, by the way, I'm so bad at checking hinge.

01:49:11.720 Can I have your Insta or numbers?

01:49:13.660 Sure.

01:49:13.840 Here's my Insta.

01:49:15.200 Okay.

01:49:15.940 And then text you.

01:49:16.640 And then when we actually go on the date on Sunday, there's more to talk about.

01:49:19.680 What, what day of the week is it when you're messaging me this?

01:49:22.780 Thursday or Friday.

01:49:24.120 Okay.

01:49:24.380 So I send you my Insta.

01:49:25.160 Like about three days before.

01:49:26.180 Okay.

01:49:26.320 I've sent you my Insta.

01:49:28.220 Follow it.

01:49:29.120 Assume that you follow me back.

01:49:30.180 Then what?

01:49:32.160 Do you talk for like a day too?

01:49:33.640 A girl's not sending the first message. 1.00

01:49:35.040 Oh yeah.

01:49:35.140 No, then I'm, then I'm sliding.

01:49:36.980 Well, if it's Insta, you just kind of already see each other.

01:49:39.060 And then let's say it's Saturday night and I'm like, Hey, are you still good for tomorrow?

01:49:44.500 50% of girls would flake in this situation, but okay. 1.00

01:49:46.800 I'll give you a, I'll be fair enough.

01:49:49.280 I'll be a charitable.

01:49:51.440 Uh, yeah.

01:49:51.920 Okay.

01:49:52.140 I'll see you there at three.

01:49:54.460 Actually, you know what?

01:49:55.200 Hold on.

01:49:55.500 No, no, no, no, no.

01:49:55.940 See, it's that simple.

01:49:56.740 Boom.

01:49:57.100 You have a date.

01:49:57.880 I feel like as a girl, I would never go out with a guy after like two text messages.

01:50:02.300 Yeah.

01:50:02.500 So it is.

01:50:03.080 It's very minimal.

01:50:03.920 It is very minimal, but I am trying to be a bit charitable here because I want to get

01:50:07.540 us on the actual date and see, see the game on the date.

01:50:11.740 Let's see.

01:50:12.700 Actually, you know what?

01:50:13.420 I will give you an objection.

01:50:14.880 Oh, I'm so sorry. 0.99

01:50:16.360 Um, my fucking pedaguana is not feeling great. 0.99

01:50:19.560 So can we do another day? 1.00

01:50:21.640 Yeah, of course.

01:50:22.420 That's so cool.

01:50:22.920 You have a pedaguana.

01:50:23.720 What's its name?

01:50:25.380 Steve Urkel.

01:50:26.760 Wait, what?

01:50:28.800 I don't remember what Steve Urkel is relevant.

01:50:30.820 It's the guy with the glasses.

01:50:34.040 Yeah.

01:50:34.740 You're like, ha ha.

01:50:35.640 That's so funny.

01:50:36.620 Do you, are you into like, was it 90s shows?

01:50:39.440 No, he's my dad.

01:50:41.000 That's freaking lit. 0.94

01:50:41.880 I named my pedaguana after my deceased pedaguana.

01:50:45.380 Do you believe in spirit animals?

01:50:47.380 Like guardian angel vibes?

01:50:51.600 No, you're weird.

01:50:53.020 Just kidding.

01:50:53.440 Okay, go ahead.

01:50:54.320 That wouldn't happen in LA.

01:50:56.140 Okay.

01:50:56.640 Um, you're, oh, you already answered.

01:51:01.040 It's your dead dad.

01:51:03.380 Fatherless.

01:51:04.020 Okay.

01:51:04.420 So now wouldn't, oh, oh, are you not used to being the guy?

01:51:11.380 Because now you have to, you have to, no, I just didn't know if you wanted to like elaborate

01:51:15.260 on your message.

01:51:16.340 Are you busy this week?

01:51:17.000 Or are you busy this week?

01:51:17.980 Yeah.

01:51:18.000 Like, so we talk a bit about your iguana.

01:51:20.240 Yeah.

01:51:20.520 Yeah.

01:51:20.700 Probably ask for a picture of the iguana because people love talking about their pets.

01:51:23.600 Yeah.

01:51:23.780 And be like, I have an Instagram page dedicated to the iguana.

01:51:25.320 And then I would give like one, I'd follow that if you seem cool.

01:51:28.920 So then give it one, try to reschedule if you flake again, or if you're vague, move

01:51:34.920 on to the next.

01:51:35.720 No, no, no.

01:51:36.020 Okay.

01:51:36.200 But okay.

01:51:36.700 Let's say I don't flake on the second date.

01:51:38.400 Okay.

01:51:38.640 So.

01:51:38.920 So we're getting drinks on Thursday now. 0.99

01:51:40.960 I don't know if we're going to role play this whole fucking date. 0.99

01:51:42.960 I don't know if I want to fucking. 0.99

01:51:44.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:44.560 There's not enough tea.

01:51:45.500 I feel like it doesn't even have to do with like interest.

01:51:48.100 Like I feel like girls only date up and like, I don't, I feel like it has nothing 1.00

01:51:52.880 to do with the man's interest.

01:51:54.820 I would say it's a matter of, are both people wanting to actually go on dates?

01:51:58.920 Or are they on hinge for attention?

01:52:00.740 Both of which I think are valid enough.

01:52:02.780 But if you were someone who were, who was like, I really, I want to be in a relationship.

01:52:06.760 I want to meet people.

01:52:07.680 I want to go on dates.

01:52:08.780 Then it would be as simple as maybe a bit more back and forth.

01:52:11.080 Maybe we talk about your love of animals more where it's like, oh my gosh, you have

01:52:14.340 an iguana.

01:52:14.740 That's so cool.

01:52:15.300 I grew up with cats.

01:52:16.760 This is their name.

01:52:18.100 Or you're like, sorry, I'm so busy.

01:52:20.460 Like I was just on this trip.

01:52:21.680 I asked about the trip.

01:52:23.020 And then you go on the date.

01:52:24.120 If it's not that easy, then chances are you don't actually want to be dating.

01:52:28.920 We should actually have, maybe towards the end of the show, we're going to have all

01:52:34.020 of you guys try to pick up Madison, pretending to be a guy, hitting on Madison.

01:52:39.660 We'll set up the scenario.

01:52:41.980 We'll come back to that in a bit.

01:52:43.940 I have a question for you.

01:52:45.220 It's Riley, right?

01:52:46.340 Yes, Riley.

01:52:47.060 Okay.

01:52:47.360 So you had a couple in your pre-show comments to us.

01:52:50.580 You said your ex turned gay. 0.53

01:52:53.480 Yeah. 0.70

01:52:54.540 Oh.

01:52:55.240 Yeah.

01:52:56.300 He did.

01:52:57.180 I was with him for like three years.

01:52:59.200 And like, unfortunately, I feel like there were a lot of signs that I probably should have

01:53:05.560 been aware of, but I wasn't.

01:53:07.360 And like, for example, one time in the bedroom, he pulled out a wig and it wasn't like a fun

01:53:14.880 girly wig. 1.00

01:53:15.740 It was like, you know, a short wig, if you know what I'm talking about.

01:53:19.600 And obviously I did not put it on.

01:53:21.240 Like I did not put this wig on.

01:53:22.440 Like, let's be clear.

01:53:23.440 But yeah.

01:53:25.360 So we broke up and he joined like the theater program.

01:53:31.560 And then like, I don't know.

01:53:34.600 That'll do it.

01:53:35.460 The theater kid.

01:53:36.800 The theater kid.

01:53:37.940 Yeah.

01:53:38.060 You know, as a theater kid from the past, that'll do it to you.

01:53:42.040 Yeah.

01:53:42.680 Yeah.

01:53:43.220 You have the craziest situations.

01:53:45.380 The peg leg with the eye.

01:53:46.640 So the wig situation, was that like in your head, were you like, oh, that's his?

01:53:51.160 Like he likes to put on wigs?

01:53:52.420 Could you describe the wig more?

01:53:53.660 Did he want to do like role play?

01:53:55.260 He wanted to do role play.

01:53:57.040 And I still, to this day, do not know if he bought it for that night.

01:54:03.020 If he had it.

01:54:03.840 Honestly, I don't want to know.

01:54:05.020 Like, I would honestly rather just not know at this point.

01:54:08.240 Wait.

01:54:08.940 And you said like after that you broke up.

01:54:10.420 Did you break up because of that?

01:54:11.660 Or because you thought that was weird?

01:54:12.760 Okay.

01:54:13.160 So also to put it in perspective for you, for the last like three months that we were dating,

01:54:18.860 he just did not want to like sleep with me.

01:54:21.960 And I was like, that's just not normal.

01:54:24.760 Like you're a guy. 0.74

01:54:25.740 Like guys have like higher sex drives than girls. 0.99

01:54:28.440 Like why are you not wanting to like have sex with me? 0.98

01:54:31.500 You know? 0.97

01:54:31.800 I was like, what?

01:54:32.980 But, um, so that was towards the end.

01:54:35.600 It was like the one time that he did want to have sex with me, he wanted me to wear that 0.98

01:54:39.220 wig. 0.79

01:54:39.660 So, you know, I was like.

01:54:41.760 Was it colored?

01:54:43.080 It was like a normal, it was like brown.

01:54:45.480 Like it was not colored.

01:54:46.500 Like short brown?

01:54:47.260 Like it was like short, like it was like, like, remember like that girl that like walked

01:54:51.600 out?

01:54:51.940 Like it was short.

01:54:52.680 Like it was like that.

01:54:55.160 Like a ball cap?

01:54:56.360 It was like very short.

01:54:58.020 Oh.

01:54:58.180 Yeah.

01:54:58.580 Oh, it was like low key, like kind of ball?

01:55:00.640 It was like low key kind of buzz.

01:55:02.960 Yeah.

01:55:03.280 I was like, I don't know what this man is into.

01:55:05.780 That's crazy.

01:55:05.980 But, um, yeah.

01:55:07.120 What other signs did he give you that like made you think that he was a little bit, um,

01:55:12.420 I mean, a lot of his friends kind of like gestured at the fact that like maybe he was

01:55:21.280 and I really should have listened, but I was in love and you know how first love is like.

01:55:26.880 How old were you?

01:55:28.020 I was, I was, I, we started dating when I was 16 and then we broke up when I was

01:55:35.860 19.

01:55:36.580 When did he come out after you?

01:55:38.820 Like, like very, he's not even like out yet, but I found out that like at some point in

01:55:45.760 our relationship, he cheated on me with a guy.

01:55:49.400 Yeah.

01:55:50.000 Wow.

01:55:50.480 Um, so, and it was his best friend too, which was another really great thing.

01:55:55.560 Yeah.

01:55:55.920 And I was wondering why he started to hang out with his best friend more than he would

01:55:59.640 be hanging out with me.

01:56:00.620 And now it all makes sense.

01:56:02.480 Wow.

01:56:03.080 And now you're with the pirate.

01:56:04.660 Now I'm with the pirate.

01:56:05.860 Right, right, right.

01:56:09.140 Yeah. 0.86

01:56:09.580 Anyways, that's the story of how my ex turned gay.

01:56:12.640 Did he ever try to like, like, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:56:17.760 Did you ever catch him sucking dick? 1.00

01:56:20.980 Um, no. 1.00

01:56:22.180 And if I did, I would have ran away much faster than I did. 0.94

01:56:25.880 So he was confirmed gay. 0.97

01:56:27.920 Yeah.

01:56:28.180 So like, yeah, um, I got a call one day from one of his friends.

01:56:35.300 Um, but obviously he wasn't really his friend if he's calling me and telling me this. 1.00

01:56:40.500 Basically just that, you know, he like sucked his friend's dick. 1.00

01:56:45.240 Um, about six months prior to the breakup. 1.00

01:56:48.260 Just kidding.

01:56:50.420 He's a homie. 1.00

01:56:51.340 Wait, how long were you with him?

01:56:52.740 I was with him for three years.

01:56:54.120 Dang. 1.00

01:56:54.260 Holy shit. 1.00

01:56:54.880 Yeah. 0.99

01:56:55.380 Did he give you like fruity vibes before you started dating or?

01:56:57.820 Like, no.

01:56:58.680 I promise he wasn't always gay.

01:57:00.520 I promise he was not always gay.

01:57:01.820 So yeah, that was going to, I was going to say.

01:57:04.460 You turned to the game.

01:57:05.740 So this is my theory.

01:57:07.260 Okay.

01:57:07.580 So he went on a, yeah, true.

01:57:10.600 He could be bi.

01:57:11.400 Sexuality's fluid.

01:57:12.300 Yeah, that's very true.

01:57:13.180 Um, so he went on this trip with his friends.

01:57:17.720 It was like a boy's trip, right? 0.97

01:57:19.860 For the boys.

01:57:20.940 Um, I don't really know what went down on that trip.

01:57:25.760 I hope not.

01:57:27.260 Um, but yeah, he went on a trip and it was like a skiing trip.

01:57:31.540 Right.

01:57:32.060 So like the boys.

01:57:33.640 Oh, lay grossman donated $100. 1.00

01:57:37.660 I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you. 1.00

01:57:41.700 You're going to have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from destroying you. 1.00

01:57:49.000 I am talking scorched earth motherfucker. 1.00

01:57:52.460 I will massacre you. 1.00

01:57:53.780 Thank you. 1.00

01:57:54.560 Thank you.

01:57:55.200 That's from a movie.

01:57:56.480 Tropic Thunder.

01:57:57.280 Okay, go ahead.

01:57:58.160 Yeah.

01:57:58.340 Anyways, um, they went on a boy's trip skiing.

01:58:00.940 They skied on top of this like roof because they thought it would be fun.

01:58:04.920 He's like, whatever.

01:58:06.660 He falls off the roof and he hits his head. 0.99

01:58:08.820 And I swear to you that that was when he turned gay. 1.00

01:58:11.240 I promise. 0.96

01:58:12.120 I promise.

01:58:12.680 Because that's when all of the signs started happening.

01:58:15.640 Like, I swear.

01:58:16.940 One time I was playing football with the boys.

01:58:20.640 And I like for like a fortnight.

01:58:23.160 I was like kind of getting like half masked when I like was around like other dudes, you know?

01:58:30.620 So you're gay? 0.79

01:58:31.300 I'm just kidding. 0.77

01:58:32.340 I was asking how they tried.

01:58:34.580 Like pretty vibes before because I feel like a common thing with gay people is like they, gay men specifically, they like try to date women to kind of mask the fact that they're gay. 0.96

01:58:42.940 Is that called a beard? 0.64

01:58:44.120 Yeah.

01:58:44.480 Yeah, it's called a beard.

01:58:45.480 Yeah.

01:58:46.140 Yeah.

01:58:46.540 Yeah.

01:58:47.040 I was just wondering. 0.96

01:58:47.700 Would any of you be a beard for like a really hot gay dude? 0.97

01:58:51.880 Like he's super hot. 0.97

01:58:53.140 What do you mean?

01:58:53.340 Because you know how there's like some super hot.

01:58:55.800 Like pretend.

01:58:56.620 What do you mean by that?

01:58:57.500 Yeah.

01:58:57.620 You know what I mean?

01:58:58.760 Like would you be a beard for like a really hot.

01:59:01.020 I would do it as a joke.

01:59:02.240 I would.

01:59:02.540 I would do it.

01:59:03.280 I feel like it'd be like a fun experience.

01:59:05.240 Okay.

01:59:05.600 He's like a politician, right?

01:59:07.460 Oh, like some famous guy.

01:59:08.880 So he's got, he's got a beard, right?

01:59:11.100 Is the beard the chick? 0.98

01:59:12.920 Is the chick the, the chick is the beard. 0.88

01:59:14.240 Like the chick is the beard. 0.90

01:59:15.140 Yeah.

01:59:15.380 The chick is the beard.

01:59:16.620 Yeah, I do that.

01:59:17.580 I couldn't.

01:59:18.100 You were an accidental beard.

01:59:20.620 Yeah.

01:59:21.660 But you have to have kids with him. 1.00

01:59:23.240 Oh, fucking hell. 1.00

01:59:24.020 So it's like, you know. 1.00

01:59:25.300 Oh, like long term.

01:59:26.260 Like two kids.

01:59:27.100 Yeah, long term.

01:59:28.240 Do I know that I am a beard the entire time?

01:59:31.260 Yes.

01:59:31.680 Secret beard. 1.00

01:59:34.040 Because you have to be okay with him like fucking other dudes, you know? 1.00

01:59:37.580 Yeah. 0.99

01:59:37.940 I would not want to be in that position. 0.99

01:59:39.400 Wait, but like if he's gay, why would he want to like put two babies in me? 0.99

01:59:44.840 To hide it. 0.99

01:59:45.640 To hide it, yeah.

01:59:46.200 To have children.

01:59:47.060 In retro? 1.00

01:59:47.960 It's like, he wants kids, but he like, as a matter of duty, it's like a duty fuck. 0.99

01:59:55.300 You know? 0.99

01:59:55.740 It's not like a pleasure.

01:59:56.740 It's not like for pleasure.

01:59:58.000 It's more like for procreation.

01:59:59.440 For the bloodline.

02:00:00.460 I feel like if I had to have kids with him, no.

02:00:03.020 No go?

02:00:03.640 Yeah.

02:00:03.900 Are we getting anything like out of it?

02:00:05.920 I mean, he's going to be like, could be pressed.

02:00:07.820 The president of the United States, you know what I'm saying?

02:00:10.120 Ambition, you know?

02:00:11.640 Would you do that for a girl?

02:00:14.380 Meaning?

02:00:15.400 Like for a lesbian? 1.00

02:00:16.360 Meaning she's a lesbian? 1.00

02:00:17.300 She's a lesbian, but she doesn't want. 1.00

02:00:20.640 Ain't no way. 0.75

02:00:21.200 Just the same thing.

02:00:22.100 Really?

02:00:22.520 You wouldn't be a fake boyfriend for a lesbian, so people think she's straight? 1.00

02:00:25.440 Like a celebrity crush. 0.60

02:00:26.380 Yeah, like what if she was a politician? 0.91

02:00:28.060 Yeah, what if she's a politician? 1.00

02:00:28.620 Is she like a true lesbian where she's a bit masculine? 1.00

02:00:31.820 No. 0.65

02:00:32.420 She wouldn't get away with old dyes.

02:00:34.160 Oh, I don't know if I can say that.

02:00:35.540 Just full on like a...

02:00:37.140 Absolutely not.

02:00:38.360 Absolutely not.

02:00:38.960 What if she was like really hot?

02:00:40.580 Like she was like a feminine girl. 0.99

02:00:41.680 I think she was feminine. 1.00

02:00:42.900 Like a feminine lesbian. 1.00

02:00:45.200 What?

02:00:46.060 Yeah, if she was feminine, even then, you know what I... 1.00

02:00:48.900 Like a girl with pink hair right here. 1.00

02:00:50.360 You know, it's never been my cup of tea, a girl that's into girls.

02:00:54.940 I've never been with that.

02:00:56.760 Well, yeah, you're a man.

02:00:58.160 I'm exclusively with straight women. 1.00

02:01:00.920 Even though I'm bi, I'm not into that.

02:01:02.820 I feel like a lot of like, just like a little pattern that I've noticed though, like guys

02:01:07.580 kind of are into like...

02:01:09.980 Yes.

02:01:10.660 Yeah, lesbians. 1.00

02:01:11.120 Like girls making a shit. 1.00

02:01:12.200 The bisexual husband vibe. 1.00

02:01:13.780 I'm personally not.

02:01:14.980 Two girls kissing doesn't do anything for me. 0.94

02:01:16.680 Yeah, same.

02:01:17.580 It's like...

02:01:18.360 There you go.

02:01:18.920 Right?

02:01:19.500 That's so fast.

02:01:20.380 Yeah, same. 1.00

02:01:20.900 What the fuck? 1.00

02:01:21.760 What the fuck, bro? 1.00

02:01:22.640 You put the shit out of my hands. 1.00

02:01:24.020 Wait, why is that bad? 1.00

02:01:25.840 No, it was just funny how fast you said.

02:01:27.880 Like he didn't even finish his sentence.

02:01:29.240 Yeah, same.

02:01:30.840 No, it's not.

02:01:31.300 Like are you trying to hide the fact that you like it?

02:01:33.640 Well, I don't think it's hot, for example, like seeing a chick kissing another dude either. 0.95

02:01:38.020 Yeah.

02:01:38.800 That's probably...

02:01:39.720 I'd rather see two girls kiss, I guess. 0.94

02:01:41.760 But like seeing two chicks kiss isn't... 1.00

02:01:44.500 I'm like... 1.00

02:01:45.420 I feel like a lot of guys are into that shit. 1.00

02:01:47.600 I'm like, I don't... 1.00

02:01:48.380 It doesn't do anything for me.

02:01:50.000 You know?

02:01:50.140 Same.

02:01:50.460 Same.

02:01:50.640 Some guys think it's hot, but I'm like...

02:01:52.680 So what about like a threesome?

02:01:54.700 You wouldn't...

02:01:56.100 I do...

02:01:56.820 I would...

02:01:57.280 I'd rather...

02:01:57.820 Here's the thing though, when it comes to threesomes.

02:01:59.440 I'd rather only disappoint one woman at a time.

02:02:02.180 You see me mouth that?

02:02:06.480 You know?

02:02:06.900 So like...

02:02:06.960 I would do it.

02:02:09.860 I'm super down, but it's like, I feel like, you know, I would do it.

02:02:14.560 I would do it.

02:02:15.060 I would do threesome. 0.99

02:02:15.780 But that's like the thing.

02:02:16.720 It's going to be two girls and they're going to kind of be like... 0.98

02:02:19.160 Like, are you not going to like...

02:02:21.020 What do you mean?

02:02:21.320 What if it was another guy and a girl?

02:02:23.200 Nope. 0.99

02:02:23.820 That's gay. 1.00

02:02:24.680 That's gay. 1.00

02:02:25.920 Nope. 0.84

02:02:26.920 Nope.

02:02:27.520 Can't do it.

02:02:28.460 Cannot do it.

02:02:28.840 But two girls? 0.97

02:02:30.080 I'd be okay with two girls. 0.58

02:02:31.460 I'd be okay with two girls. 0.58

02:02:32.280 Like, possibly okay?

02:02:34.020 I don't have like a burning desire to do...

02:02:36.660 Like, if it happened...

02:02:38.140 Like, if it just...

02:02:39.680 You'd allow it to present itself.

02:02:41.300 I suppose I would...

02:02:43.000 Okay, fine.

02:02:44.620 I guess we can have a threesome. 0.91

02:02:47.500 But it's not...

02:02:48.400 Like, I've never really pushed for it super heavy with like any...

02:02:51.980 I would do it.

02:02:52.760 I'm open.

02:02:52.920 It's not a fantasy though.

02:02:54.300 It doesn't.

02:02:55.080 I don't know.

02:02:56.320 I want to hear your answer to that.

02:02:58.100 Well, I think the logistics of that, I would agree with you where it's not something that

02:03:03.140 I'm...

02:03:03.900 Man, I got to get a threesome one of these days. 0.58

02:03:06.580 Like, again, I think there's a lot of pressure where... 0.99

02:03:10.700 Damn, two of y'all. 0.99

02:03:12.380 Like, again, logistically speaking, all right? 0.99

02:03:14.740 If I'm doing something with one of them, what's the other one doing?

02:03:17.860 Yeah.

02:03:18.720 And, you know...

02:03:20.020 It's complicated.

02:03:21.060 There's logistics.

02:03:22.660 You know, it's tough.

02:03:23.260 I actually prefer to one-on-one.

02:03:25.060 So, yeah.

02:03:25.620 Now, again, if it happened, if it fell on my lap...

02:03:27.540 Glad to hear that.

02:03:28.240 Let's both...

02:03:28.580 I want to both do it at the same time.

02:03:30.460 Like, we could work that out.

02:03:31.620 But, yeah.

02:03:32.280 I got offered a threesome recently.

02:03:34.580 Interesting.

02:03:35.120 What'd you say?

02:03:35.960 I'm more of like a one-person kind of thing.

02:03:38.460 It was two guys.

02:03:39.920 Oh, they were trying to Apple Tower you.

02:03:41.860 Yeah, they were.

02:03:42.460 They asked me if I've ever been to Paris.

02:03:44.300 No.

02:03:45.060 They did not.

02:03:46.240 I don't know.

02:03:48.620 I'm just kind of like a one-person.

02:03:51.620 Would you be, like, open to it?

02:03:55.320 I don't know.

02:03:57.200 That's hard to say.

02:03:58.340 Like, maybe.

02:03:58.780 I guess if I was, like, really plastered, get me drunk enough, maybe.

02:04:02.280 Yeah.

02:04:02.800 But, like, I don't...

02:04:03.500 What?

02:04:04.960 But, like, I don't think so.

02:04:06.400 I don't really see it in the future.

02:04:07.300 I've had, like, with my ex, I've had couples ask us to, like, do a little, like, switcheroo. 0.99

02:04:13.320 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:04:14.240 Oh, swinging. 1.00

02:04:15.120 Okay.

02:04:15.400 That's even worse.

02:04:16.000 Yeah, I could never.

02:04:18.140 I could never.

02:04:18.740 Wait, just show of hands.

02:04:20.000 Has anybody here had a threesome?

02:04:22.580 What?

02:04:23.700 Anybody?

02:04:24.960 Nobody?

02:04:25.560 I've been close.

02:04:26.720 Anybody?

02:04:27.520 Close?

02:04:28.120 Yeah.

02:04:28.500 It was, like, a two and a half-some?

02:04:30.400 No, no, no.

02:04:31.000 Like, we were, like, on the way to a threesome and it just didn't happen.

02:04:35.280 You were on the way to a threesome? 0.82

02:04:37.020 With one, like...

02:04:37.920 You were a girl.

02:04:38.840 You were on the bicycle?

02:04:39.440 No, it was me and my friend and then this other guy.

02:04:42.420 But we just...

02:04:43.120 It just didn't happen.

02:04:44.000 You?

02:04:44.500 Like, your girlfriend?

02:04:45.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:04:46.140 Oh, you and your girl were one of...

02:04:48.020 Was your friend seeing the dude?

02:04:49.920 Yeah, so they were talking, like, pretty seriously.

02:04:52.660 Oh.

02:04:52.880 And then they started, like, joking about having a threesome with me and then they're, like,

02:04:57.780 serious about it.

02:04:58.920 And then it just never happened.

02:05:00.880 Okay.

02:05:01.180 They probably weren't initially joking, but they were joking as a setup to kind of get

02:05:07.900 the temperature.

02:05:08.340 Yeah, yeah.

02:05:08.900 And they're, like, oh, maybe she's kind of... 0.98

02:05:11.060 All right, let's fucking go for it. 0.78

02:05:12.480 I mean, I think I'd maybe be down, but, like... 0.93

02:05:14.680 So, wait, what happened?

02:05:15.960 I don't know.

02:05:16.740 It just didn't happen.

02:05:18.120 Like, I forgot, like, why it didn't happen, but...

02:05:21.060 You were on the way.

02:05:22.460 Well, I was with her, and we were, like, she was, like, texting him.

02:05:25.900 I don't know.

02:05:26.240 Something just didn't work out.

02:05:27.420 Bro, he fumbled the threesome?

02:05:29.300 He fumbled.

02:05:30.620 And he was cute.

02:05:31.540 He was cute.

02:05:32.020 Oh, so you were down?

02:05:32.860 I was...

02:05:33.220 Yeah, I was down.

02:05:34.000 I just feel like it'd be, like, kind of awkward.

02:05:36.300 Rip.

02:05:36.740 I just don't know how that would work.

02:05:37.820 I was going to say, that's the thing.

02:05:38.740 Like, I could not be your other friend in that situation.

02:05:41.620 Like, if I ever saw...

02:05:43.460 I also...

02:05:44.340 I don't think I could have a threesome with two guys.

02:05:46.900 You'd slap Frankie? 1.00

02:05:48.280 I would punch him. 1.00

02:05:49.440 Oh, wait. 1.00

02:05:50.180 Wait, confirmed Madison is a domestic... 1.00

02:05:53.440 I'm an abuser.

02:05:55.320 Wow, okay.

02:05:56.080 You heard it here first, exclusively on the Whatever Podcast. 0.99

02:05:58.780 Would you, like, beat the shit out of him? 0.99

02:06:01.280 If I saw him... 0.99

02:06:02.100 Like, would you take off your belt and just start working on him?

02:06:03.540 Okay, first of all, I wouldn't let another woman walk into the bedroom with us, let alone, 1.00

02:06:08.680 like, if I were to, like, say, like, I walked in on something, and he was like, you want

02:06:13.600 to join? 0.99

02:06:15.000 Yeah, I would beat the shit out of him. 1.00

02:06:17.220 Wait, wait, okay, question. 0.99

02:06:18.340 Listen, so, you...

02:06:20.820 Let's...

02:06:21.300 Here's the scenario.

02:06:22.840 You're at work.

02:06:24.660 Frankie's at home.

02:06:25.880 Mm-hmm.

02:06:26.700 Chilling.

02:06:27.580 Mm-hmm.

02:06:27.860 You guys are living together, whatever.

02:06:29.460 Are you guys currently living together?

02:06:30.840 Yeah, we are.

02:06:31.020 You're currently living together.

02:06:32.360 You come home early for whatever reason.

02:06:34.600 He wasn't expecting you for another two hours.

02:06:37.720 And maybe...

02:06:38.440 I'll open up to the rest of the panel here, too. 0.98

02:06:40.280 You open the door to your house, and you hear some, like, some fucking weird noise. 0.96

02:06:48.020 You're hearing some noises. 0.98

02:06:49.320 I'm like...

02:06:49.720 You hear, like, a horse.

02:06:51.340 Ne-haw! 1.00

02:06:52.120 What? 1.00

02:06:52.920 Oh, no, you're hearing some weird shit, right? 0.99

02:06:54.580 Okay. 1.00

02:06:55.180 People make that noise during sex, right?

02:06:56.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:06:57.260 Pretty common.

02:06:57.920 Pretty common.

02:06:58.840 You go to the bedroom, and you just...

02:07:02.620 I kind of...

02:07:03.520 I feel like I'm...

02:07:04.540 I was going to say, like, you see him, like, getting...

02:07:07.620 Okay.

02:07:08.940 You see him sleeping with another chick.

02:07:12.040 What do you do?

02:07:13.540 Do you start whooping on the chick?

02:07:14.860 Do you start whooping on your boyfriend?

02:07:16.200 What do you...

02:07:16.800 Okay.

02:07:17.600 My honest response, I would probably just...

02:07:19.620 Just leave. 1.00

02:07:21.980 I'd probably slap the chick first. 1.00

02:07:24.200 I would go for the chick first, you know? 1.00

02:07:26.020 And then I wouldn't... 1.00

02:07:28.320 I actually wouldn't hurt him, but I'd scream at him and then get the fuck out. 0.99

02:07:31.720 Would you break up? 0.99

02:07:33.280 Absolutely.

02:07:33.860 Wait, but what...

02:07:34.680 Deal breaker.

02:07:35.020 Would you feel bad if the chick didn't know that you guys were dating after you smacked 1.00

02:07:38.500 the shit out of her? 1.00

02:07:39.240 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:07:40.000 I'm a jealous-ass girlfriend. 1.00

02:07:41.600 I'm a really jealous girl. 1.00

02:07:42.760 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:07:42.940 If you, like, told her that he's single and he lives there, and she's, like... 1.00

02:07:48.020 I still don't really care, I don't think.

02:07:49.880 Okay.

02:07:50.300 Like, I would still go for her. 1.00

02:07:52.600 You'd slap her. 1.00

02:07:53.960 Just once, or would you fucking start brawling? 1.00

02:07:56.640 Okay, what I would do, I'd probably grab her hair, pull that shit out, drag her out of 1.00

02:08:00.880 the apartment, and then scream at him, and then dip. 1.00

02:08:05.680 Nice.

02:08:06.540 That's probably exactly what I would do, too.

02:08:08.120 That's what I did.

02:08:08.500 That's exactly what you would do.

02:08:09.240 Can you play the cap sound effect?

02:08:12.660 What do you think I would do?

02:08:14.220 What do you think I would do?

02:08:14.940 I didn't do that.

02:08:15.440 Oh, okay.

02:08:15.800 No, I've done that exact...

02:08:18.120 Wait, you've done that? 1.00

02:08:19.040 You've done that shit. 1.00

02:08:19.740 Okay, so... 1.00

02:08:20.080 Oh, sorry, sorry.

02:08:20.780 So, it all connects.

02:08:22.620 So, the girl that I was gonna have...

02:08:24.520 Can you scoot your microphone this way just a time?

02:08:26.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:08:27.480 Just kidding.

02:08:28.140 Perfect.

02:08:28.780 The girl I was gonna have a threesome with, she's like one of my best friends, and I was

02:08:35.480 dating...

02:08:36.480 This was after we were gonna have a threesome, but I was dating the guy that I was dating

02:08:39.440 for like a year, and she was like one of my best friends, and then he ended up cheating

02:08:43.720 on me with her.

02:08:45.560 Oh, sorry, hold on.

02:08:46.360 Mike Davis donated $100.

02:08:49.320 You, where did you pick up this chance, the rapper wannabe hoodlum?

02:08:53.920 For soar, I've seen him on Venice Beach trying to finesse for a few bucks.

02:08:59.940 Do you have a response to Mike Davis?

02:09:02.140 Mike Davis?

02:09:03.120 I haven't been to Venice in like four years, so I guess you got the wrong guy.

02:09:07.700 Can we pull up the photo of Mike Davis, because this guy's a real G? 1.00

02:09:11.300 Can we pull up the photo?

02:09:12.580 Yep.

02:09:13.300 All right, Mike.

02:09:13.700 Let me know when you get it.

02:09:16.940 Mike. 1.00

02:09:17.520 Wait, oh, shit, hold on. 1.00

02:09:19.400 Rizzov donated $100. 0.99

02:09:21.860 Hey, guys, I'm new here and loving the show.

02:09:24.920 I just want to say I would threesome with the girl in the short black top and the green shirt. 0.97

02:09:29.400 She just dipped. 1.00

02:09:29.980 I don't know if she heard that, but Riley, did you hear it?

02:09:33.440 Wait, what?

02:09:34.320 Huh?

02:09:34.920 He said he'd have a threesome with you. 0.96

02:09:37.580 Oh. 0.88

02:09:38.360 And you.

02:09:39.580 With the girl in the short black top and the green shirt. 0.93

02:09:41.940 I'd have a threesome with her. 1.00

02:09:50.680 Okay.

02:09:52.900 Let's pull up Mike Davis really quick.

02:09:55.020 Oh, he's a sexy man.

02:09:56.320 This is Mike Davis.

02:09:57.520 Is that really him?

02:09:58.120 That's actually literally him.

02:10:00.600 He owns like 20 million, sorry, excuse me, 223 Burger King chains.

02:10:05.120 No way.

02:10:06.060 Yeah, he's wealthy.

02:10:07.680 That's cool.

02:10:07.980 Cool.

02:10:08.540 Beyond imagination.

02:10:10.220 So he's on the East Coast, though.

02:10:11.660 So actually, if any of you girls, show of hands, any of you girls would, he like, he's

02:10:17.480 kind of a, he's a bit of a player.

02:10:21.240 Mike.

02:10:22.080 He definitely like hits on pretty much all the girls that come on the show.

02:10:24.840 Any of you guys down?

02:10:25.700 Like, I'm kind of his, um, wingman.

02:10:28.640 Oh, wingman.

02:10:29.260 Any of you guys down to like, he'll fly you out to the East Coast and get you a free Burger

02:10:33.520 King burger?

02:10:35.200 Not like I'm good.

02:10:36.540 Okay.

02:10:37.140 Sorry, Mike Davis.

02:10:37.860 He seems like a friendly guy.

02:10:39.160 I don't know why he came at me, but all good.

02:10:41.680 Yeah.

02:10:41.960 He roasts everybody.

02:10:43.020 Yeah.

02:10:43.440 He's even cool, though.

02:10:44.400 He's a good guy.

02:10:45.020 I just had Burger King the other day.

02:10:46.320 Hell yeah.

02:10:47.320 Fly me out.

02:10:48.080 Boom.

02:10:48.680 Done.

02:10:49.440 So we'll go around the table.

02:10:50.800 So you walk in, you see your boyfriend sleeping with another woman.

02:10:55.340 Let's say you've been together for a year.

02:10:57.780 What do you do?

02:10:58.520 I think, honestly, I would just walk out.

02:11:07.200 That's respectable. 1.00

02:11:08.020 She got the muscles to beat a bitch up, though. 1.00

02:11:10.080 Yeah. 1.00

02:11:10.540 Honestly, I hate a fight.

02:11:12.380 No fight. 0.99

02:11:13.380 Because it's not her fault, and he's not acting like a man, so I'm not going to beat the crap 0.98

02:11:17.440 out of a girl. 0.96

02:11:18.880 That is the respectable adult response to that.

02:11:23.500 What about you, Riley?

02:11:25.080 I feel like, depending on what the...

02:11:26.480 Hold on.

02:11:26.780 Let me give you the context.

02:11:27.880 Okay.

02:11:28.160 So your boyfriend, right?

02:11:29.020 You're at work.

02:11:30.000 Your boyfriend's in the house, whatever. 0.99

02:11:31.720 And he's, you walk in, and he's, like, in the wheelchair, and two bitches are just, 1.00

02:11:38.680 like, on him. 0.99

02:11:40.380 Two.

02:11:40.920 And he's, and no.

02:11:41.940 Hold on.

02:11:42.480 Technically, she's cool with that.

02:11:43.360 Actually, one of the chicks is also in a wheelchair.

02:11:45.840 Oh, wow.

02:11:45.960 So it's, like, wheelchair on wheelchair action.

02:11:47.880 What do you do?

02:11:50.460 I mean, I don't even know.

02:11:52.100 And the other chick has, um, she's an amputee. 1.00

02:11:55.200 An amputee?

02:11:56.580 Yeah.

02:11:57.220 Okay, well, I mean, honestly, that sounds, like, kind of interesting.

02:12:01.980 I gotta say, like, I'd probably join.

02:12:04.580 Well, her boyfriend's open, so I feel like that situation to her is, like, not...

02:12:09.100 It would be, like, I mean, I would be surprised that there was more people in wheelchairs, 1.00

02:12:13.520 because, like, I don't know, that's a little, that's a little surprising, but, yeah.

02:12:18.280 Wait, question.

02:12:18.980 Do you and your boyfriend, like, do stuff together with other people, or is it just him?

02:12:23.400 Well, she said she's never done the threesome.

02:12:24.720 Yeah, I've never done the threesome.

02:12:25.220 Oh, okay, okay.

02:12:25.860 I missed that.

02:12:26.760 We haven't, we haven't yet.

02:12:27.980 But, um, I mean, I would definitely be open to it, like, depending on who the girl was.

02:12:34.320 Yeah.

02:12:35.300 Okay.

02:12:35.980 What would you do?

02:12:37.800 I just went to the bathroom.

02:12:39.200 Oh, okay.

02:12:40.080 The cheating thing, like, if your boyfriend, you walk in, you see your boyfriend of a year

02:12:43.900 cheating on you, what do you do? 0.99

02:12:47.400 I'm assuming that they, like, heard me open the door, so saw me.

02:12:50.940 Probably just...

02:12:51.380 No, like, he's mid-thrust.

02:12:53.260 Mid-thrust.

02:12:54.040 You open the door to the bedroom mid-thrust. 0.99

02:12:56.320 Realistically, I'd probably leave in silence, pack my shit, and block. 1.00

02:13:00.700 Maybe send a text and be like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:13:03.380 I saw you. 1.00

02:13:04.500 Bye.

02:13:05.160 Block. 1.00

02:13:06.100 And then, like, journal, cry, do all that shit in private. 1.00

02:13:08.660 Okay. 1.00

02:13:09.080 What about you? 0.99

02:13:09.700 Um, I'd go ape shit, personally. 1.00

02:13:12.940 Like, attack both. 1.00

02:13:14.720 You'd attack both? 0.83

02:13:15.860 Yeah.

02:13:16.660 Yeah, I didn't finish my story.

02:13:18.220 Oh, sorry.

02:13:18.920 What was that?

02:13:20.140 About how I got cheated on.

02:13:22.460 Oh, yes, please.

02:13:23.580 Oh, yeah.

02:13:24.080 So, she, my ex cheated on me with, like, one of my best friends, and, but I didn't, like,

02:13:29.980 walk in on it or anything, but the next time I saw her, um, we got in a fight.

02:13:36.980 That's all.

02:13:37.500 Like a physical fight?

02:13:38.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:13:39.720 Shit. 1.00

02:13:41.220 I hate even just, like, thinking about and, like, imagining this shit in my head right now. 1.00

02:13:44.980 It's different if you're actually in a relationship. 0.99

02:13:46.620 Yeah, it's just, yeah.

02:13:47.440 Yeah.

02:13:47.800 Wait, you got into a fight with the chick? 0.99

02:13:48.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:13:50.160 Like, physical?

02:13:50.640 You walked in?

02:13:51.420 No, no, I didn't walk in, but, um, at a party, for some reason, she flipped me off, and

02:13:56.820 so, like, I went up, and I, like, honestly, like, blacked out.

02:14:00.640 Like, I was so mad.

02:14:02.580 But I won, I think.

02:14:04.140 You won, you think?

02:14:05.200 Yeah, I think I won.

02:14:07.080 What?

02:14:07.520 So, how did the fight go down?

02:14:08.960 Um, so, so, so, yeah, yeah.

02:14:10.460 Were you there, right?

02:14:11.200 I was not there, believe it or not.

02:14:13.720 So, um, she flipped me off from, like, across the party, and so I went up to her, and I

02:14:17.780 was, like, um, like, what was that for?

02:14:19.700 And then she starts, like, cussing me out, and so, like, um, I, like, threw her head into

02:14:25.360 the, like, wall behind her, and then, like, I think I had her by, like, the hair, like,

02:14:29.440 the whole time, and I was just hitting her. 1.00

02:14:31.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:14:32.680 Yeah. 1.00

02:14:33.360 Good times.

02:14:34.300 So fun.

02:14:35.340 Good times.

02:14:35.620 So you had the hair.

02:14:36.980 Yeah, the hair was. 0.99

02:14:37.380 And then you were just fucking unloading. 0.96

02:14:38.580 The hair was the main thing I was doing, like, I think I literally, like, had it in 0.99

02:14:41.880 front of me, like, just.

02:14:42.980 Yeah.

02:14:44.180 Nice.

02:14:44.380 I really don't remember.

02:14:45.940 Okay.

02:14:46.520 What about you?

02:14:47.380 So I think, like, past me would have been very violent, but, uh, now, I think I would, 0.99

02:14:53.320 like, definitely cause a scene, you know, like, cry, be like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.98

02:14:57.000 I wouldn't, like, beat the shit out of them, but I would definitely leave, right? 0.98

02:15:00.500 Because when I found out that my ex cheated on me, my, uh, recent one from five months

02:15:04.740 ago, I still wanted, like, my friends to be friends with him, you know what I mean?

02:15:10.120 I didn't want, like, any bad blood, and I always, like, wish the best for him, because

02:15:13.220 at that, at one point, I did love him, and I, I still wish the best for him, even though, 0.97

02:15:17.940 like, he's kind of fucked me over a little bit. 0.99

02:15:20.620 But, uh, yeah. 0.98

02:15:22.400 I'm, I'm also, like, kind of, like, a private person when it comes to my relationship, so,

02:15:26.900 like, I don't really, like, telling everyone, like, hey, like, he cheated on me, like, don't

02:15:33.540 talk to him, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:15:35.400 Respect.

02:15:36.180 Mm. 0.99

02:15:36.980 So, Madison's the only one that would beat the shit out of the chick. 1.00

02:15:41.300 Okay, I didn't say, like, beat the shit out of him. 0.99

02:15:43.760 I said I would maybe, like, grab her hair, like, drag her out of the apartment, but that's, 1.00

02:15:47.420 like, the most I would do.

02:15:48.320 And it's hard to say what I would actually do in that situation, because I'm not in that

02:15:51.440 situation.

02:15:52.180 Sure.

02:15:53.500 What about, uh, Ryan, what would you do?

02:15:55.160 You go back to your house, you see your girl, getting, you know.

02:16:00.360 Getting Jason loved.

02:16:01.440 Jason loved, exactly.

02:16:03.480 I would, yeah, I would be a very smooth, oh, and then walk out.

02:16:09.360 And it's done.

02:16:10.040 Imagine it's Mike Davis, though.

02:16:12.000 Oh, my God.

02:16:12.740 Mike Davis with the Burger King hat on.

02:16:15.620 No, I think I would immediately walk out, because what does, having some sort of, like,

02:16:20.800 reaction, what's that gonna do?

02:16:22.420 Like, if I punch anyone or do anything, so what?

02:16:27.340 That's not gonna help the situation in any way.

02:16:29.500 And I'm not a very vengeful person.

02:16:31.740 I'm, like, a very pragmatic, realistic person.

02:16:34.200 So, it's like, all right, I guess we're done now.

02:16:36.020 So, have a blessed one.

02:16:37.460 I'll let y'all.

02:16:38.280 You'd send them blessings?

02:16:39.760 What if it was a friend?

02:16:42.120 Oh, man.

02:16:42.320 So, not a stranger, but, like, a friend.

02:16:44.720 And maybe the girl, I don't know if that, here, we'll just.

02:16:47.120 Man, that would be crazy.

02:16:47.720 We won't stick on this too long, but show of hands, like, does it change anything if

02:16:50.820 it was, like, one of your close female friends that was sleeping with? 0.60

02:16:54.800 Then would things maybe get physical?

02:16:56.260 It changes, like, completely.

02:16:57.500 Yeah.

02:16:58.220 It ruins two relationships.

02:16:59.520 It's like a double, what's it called?

02:17:03.780 Double whammy?

02:17:04.280 Double whammy.

02:17:04.760 Double homicide?

02:17:05.540 Double homicide.

02:17:06.180 Top ten anime betrayals.

02:17:07.500 A double betrayal.

02:17:09.480 Mm-hmm.

02:17:09.780 Double betrayal.

02:17:11.200 Yeah.

02:17:11.740 But I, if it was, like, some random dude, like, who he didn't know, I don't, like, bro,

02:17:21.340 she probably lied to him or whatever, but I agree with you, like, it's just, like, the 0.97

02:17:26.680 biggest thing you can do is probably just fucking, okay, we're done. 0.99

02:17:29.820 See ya. 0.99

02:17:30.360 Yeah.

02:17:30.620 Never talk to them again.

02:17:31.600 It's over.

02:17:32.120 Or, uh, but, uh, one thing I always did find interesting, though, like, let's say you were

02:17:38.040 to attack somebody, like, why would you attack, like, assuming they didn't know, like, wouldn't

02:17:43.160 you have more, more beef with, uh, your partner than the person that they're cheating on with? 1.00

02:17:50.000 Like, cause you, you'll see, like, a dude might, like, whoop the shit out of the fucking 0.99

02:17:53.760 guy who she's cheating on with or, or the reverse, you know, so. 0.99

02:17:57.260 I guess, like, your first, like, initial reaction is, though, like, is, like, yeah, it's

02:18:04.840 just, like, anger, like, she knows, like, I don't know, maybe that's not it all the

02:18:09.160 time, but that's also why it changes, like, if they're your friend or something, because

02:18:12.520 they do know, which is why, like, I would act out a little more anger.

02:18:16.300 Jason love donated $100. 0.98

02:18:19.160 Wait, shut up, Yarl. 0.90

02:18:20.400 Is that actually him? 0.99

02:18:21.220 Men who don't cheat are liars or just don't have the option to cheat, and why would you

02:18:26.700 want to be with a man who doesn't have options? 0.99

02:18:29.620 Shut up, Yarl, hear me out, men who don't cheat, cheat are liars or just don't have the 1.00

02:18:33.240 option. 0.99

02:18:33.640 Is this actually Jason Love, confirm or deny?

02:18:36.160 I think I, did I, I was gonna DM him and invite him on the show.

02:18:39.800 I think we might have Adam 22 on also.

02:18:41.640 Anyways, uh, why would you want to be with a man who doesn't have options?

02:18:45.680 I, I disagree that all men are cheaters.

02:18:48.580 Yeah, yeah, I disagree.

02:18:49.500 Disagree.

02:18:50.000 No one said that.

02:18:50.820 Disagree.

02:18:51.300 Well, Jason Love said that.

02:18:55.080 Yeah, that's definitely not true.

02:18:56.360 What was his last sentence?

02:18:58.460 Why wouldn't, why wouldn't you want to be with a guy who doesn't have options?

02:19:01.700 Well, that makes sense for me, because, like, I kind of like when girls, like, hit on the 0.99

02:19:05.880 guy I'm with, because it kind of, like, makes me feel better.

02:19:08.240 You like it?

02:19:09.120 Yeah, yeah.

02:19:10.540 Red flag.

02:19:12.180 I mean, I feel like that's kind of, like, my philosophy with this all.

02:19:15.460 It's like, my boyfriend, when he's not in a wheelchair, has many, many options.

02:19:21.580 And for me, it's like, why would you want to be with a man who doesn't have options?

02:19:26.640 You know?

02:19:27.020 It's kind of like, you want, like, a high value man.

02:19:29.560 You want a man that girls are attracted to. 1.00

02:19:32.020 And obviously, if girls are attracted to that man, that man has value, and they can provide 1.00

02:19:36.060 that thing to you.

02:19:36.760 And at the end of the day, it's like, it's not where a man goes, it's where he, like,

02:19:40.220 comes home to, in my opinion.

02:19:43.040 I feel like it's a little inevitable to say, like, that, though.

02:19:46.740 Like, I feel like everyone has options, in a way.

02:19:51.860 Everyone meaning, like, everyone?

02:19:55.500 Everyone, everyone? 0.99

02:19:56.420 No, not everyone, everyone, because you're going to shit on me for that.

02:19:59.180 But, like, usually people in relationships, they have a couple options, you know? 0.61

02:20:04.100 Yeah.

02:20:04.380 You get what I'm saying?

02:20:06.840 I just feel like women tend to have more options than men.

02:20:11.300 Yeah, I'm not saying, like, men have more options than women do, but I'm just saying,

02:20:14.980 like, my boyfriend definitely has other options.

02:20:17.500 Like, you know what I mean?

02:20:18.900 Especially if he's an attractive male or an attractive woman, you're going to have options. 0.84

02:20:23.760 Always.

02:20:24.460 Well, so you, you currently, you're, how many girls is your boyfriend seeing?

02:20:30.280 Are you the main chick?

02:20:31.300 I'm the main, yeah.

02:20:32.260 I would not be okay with it if I was not the main chick.

02:20:35.340 Okay, so you're the main chick.

02:20:36.580 Yeah.

02:20:37.160 Does he, like, provide for you totally, or?

02:20:39.200 Yeah, he totally provides for me.

02:20:41.040 I mean, he gives me everything that I would need, like, comfort, love, attention, you know,

02:20:47.140 like, money, everything.

02:20:48.760 Like, he pays the rent, and.

02:20:50.220 Right, so, like, he entirely provides for me, which is why I'm okay. 0.99

02:20:54.180 Obviously, like, you know, he provides sex as well, and he provides sex to other women, 0.88

02:20:58.860 but, like, at the end of the day, it's not about the other woman, because he's only providing 0.99

02:21:02.860 these other women's sex. 1.00

02:21:04.260 He provides me everything, and I feel like all men would cheat if they had the option.

02:21:10.800 I kind of feel like that.

02:21:12.700 I disagree.

02:21:13.640 Really?

02:21:13.860 I think, I mean, it is sort of a, there's definitely, like, guys who believe in monogamy

02:21:22.400 who are, like, really attractive dudes.

02:21:24.700 Yeah.

02:21:25.360 Who would not cheat.

02:21:27.980 I mean, yeah, maybe they wouldn't cheat, but does that mean that they don't want to?

02:21:31.400 You don't think, like, if a guy sees an attractive girl, like, at a club, and they're a little 0.95

02:21:35.740 drunk, you don't think it crosses his mind?

02:21:37.820 To cheat or to find her physically attractive?

02:21:40.200 I mean, to find her physically.

02:21:41.340 I think those are different.

02:21:41.480 I guess, I guess it is different, but I feel like it all comes from, like, the same place

02:21:47.380 of, like, desire.

02:21:48.640 Because, I mean, the actual thought process there would be, hmm, yeah, she's really hot. 1.00

02:21:53.200 Okay, should I go approach her? 1.00

02:21:56.340 Like, do I want to fuck her? 1.00

02:21:57.260 Like, then, I don't think that's, a guy might be like, oh, yeah, she's an attractive girl, 1.00

02:22:04.020 but I got a girlfriend.

02:22:05.380 Like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to cheat.

02:22:08.180 And there are, like, one of my friends who's been on the show probably a dozen times, his

02:22:15.440 name's Chase, very religious guy, Christian guy.

02:22:19.980 He's actually waiting until marriage.

02:22:22.920 Well, I mean, he's had sex previously, but he kind of became religious, and he's like,

02:22:27.840 you know what, I'm going to wait until marriage, and he strikes me as a guy who has convictions,

02:22:33.000 and he's like, I'm waiting until marriage to have sex with my wife. 0.94

02:22:37.500 I want to have a wife. 0.99

02:22:38.560 Right.

02:22:39.480 I don't get the impression that he's the type of guy, once he gets married, or if he's got

02:22:44.360 a girlfriend and whatever, that he would cheat on her. 0.94

02:22:47.100 Right.

02:22:47.900 And I think, I think that's partly due to, like, his conviction, his religious convictions.

02:22:53.180 Right.

02:22:53.960 But there's definitely guys out there.

02:22:56.780 Like, and he, not to, like, reveal too much, but, like, there are, he gets probably, he's

02:23:04.800 only been on the show 12 times.

02:23:06.680 He gets, he's had, like, thousands of DMs from chicks. 1.00

02:23:11.440 And it's pretty rare for, like, girls to DM guys, I generally speak.

02:23:14.740 Like, thousands of DMs from chicks.

02:23:17.440 He's an attractive guy, but I think they're really attracted to just, like, he's, like,

02:23:21.180 a really strong Christian.

02:23:22.940 Self-control.

02:23:23.680 Did you DM him?

02:23:24.440 Because you're a Christian, right?

02:23:25.380 Yes.

02:23:25.780 Did you slide into his DMs?

02:23:26.880 Yeah, I did.

02:23:27.340 Oh! 0.60

02:23:28.780 Because I am saving myself for marriage as well.

02:23:30.880 You're saving yourself for marriage.

02:23:31.960 I'm not a virgin, but.

02:23:33.620 You're not a virgin.

02:23:34.240 I have convictions, and I've gone on full repentance.

02:23:38.120 Repentance, okay.

02:23:38.960 With most things.

02:23:39.720 And, I mean, every single day is you work to be, to repent.

02:23:43.080 But, my goal in life is to find a man who is willing to put in the work to have self-control

02:23:48.660 with everything.

02:23:50.100 Oh, so you were hoping Chase would be on tonight's episode, weren't you?

02:23:53.460 So, you slid into his DMs?

02:23:55.280 Mm-hmm.

02:23:55.720 What did you say?

02:23:57.460 I don't remember.

02:23:58.420 Honestly, it was a really long time ago.

02:23:59.700 Pull out your phone. 1.00

02:24:00.580 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:24:01.720 All right, boys. 1.00

02:24:03.080 Imagine it's just not.

02:24:04.080 Either I did slid into his DMs, but I remember opening the DM.

02:24:08.260 I don't know if I sent them.

02:24:09.140 She slid into Chase's DMs, but.

02:24:10.580 Let's see.

02:24:10.980 Did he reply?

02:24:13.000 No.

02:24:13.620 Oh.

02:24:13.740 He told me, he's like, dude, I need to hire somebody to go through all these.

02:24:18.820 What's his Instagram?

02:24:20.160 I believe it's Sovereign Bra.

02:24:22.660 Because I don't follow him.

02:24:25.000 I'm Christian, by the way.

02:24:26.340 Yeah?

02:24:26.720 Are you waiting until marriage?

02:24:27.760 No, absolutely not.

02:24:29.880 Okay.

02:24:31.160 Wait, so, but you.

02:24:31.960 No, I didn't slide into his DMs.

02:24:33.140 You didn't?

02:24:33.540 I think I deleted it.

02:24:34.640 Oh, okay.

02:24:35.120 You're like, he didn't respond.

02:24:36.060 I'm not.

02:24:36.600 Yeah, I got a little embarrassed, honestly.

02:24:38.860 Yeah, I'm sure a ton of people have deleted their DMs. 0.98

02:24:41.180 But yeah, you got like thousands of DMs and shit. 0.95

02:24:42.940 But so, I definitely think men are capable of not cheating. 0.99

02:24:49.140 Agreed.

02:24:49.620 But I think the temptation is there, certainly as a guy.

02:24:52.360 Because I think, who do you think is more likely to cheat, though?

02:24:57.720 The guy who doesn't have a bunch of options, and he's got a girlfriend, but like another

02:25:02.120 girl comes along, and he's like, maybe I want to take this up.

02:25:05.740 Or a guy who's got like tons of options, and it's just like, I feel like it's less tempting

02:25:11.720 as a guy if you have a ton of options.

02:25:13.580 I think if you're an insecure man, you're more likely to cheat.

02:25:16.600 Oh, yeah.

02:25:17.020 Like, it's arguably worse in its own way to catch your boyfriend being ghosted by a bunch

02:25:23.340 of girls, because he's trying to cheat.

02:25:25.940 And then if he is insecure, then he would jump at an opportunity to be with someone else.

02:25:30.920 Whereas this Chase guy, who I have no idea who that is, seems like he's securing himself,

02:25:35.680 so he doesn't rely on the thousands of DMs.

02:25:38.960 Well, he's also waiting until marriage, so that's a pretty good buffer.

02:25:45.560 But, well, yeah.

02:25:46.960 He could still cheat like emotionally or go out with people.

02:25:50.000 Well, if he's single, then.

02:25:51.960 I get the impression from conversations I've had with him that he's like, he strikes me

02:25:57.180 as a very loyal, when it comes to like a romantic relationship type of guy.

02:26:01.740 So, wait, so, okay, you are waiting until marriage, but you previously, there were some

02:26:07.640 indiscretions, or, so were you always Christian, or you recently became Christian?

02:26:12.860 What was that?

02:26:13.600 I grew up in a faith-based home.

02:26:15.680 I think we need to get her a seat booster, by the way. 0.89

02:26:17.440 Yeah, I'm really short.

02:26:18.760 Is there one on one of the chairs, or did we use that?

02:26:20.560 Did you keep your seat booster?

02:26:21.620 Yeah, I have.

02:26:22.160 Here, we have another one.

02:26:23.460 We have another one.

02:26:24.120 We're going to get you a seat booster.

02:26:25.220 So, continue then.

02:26:26.680 I grew up in a faith-based home, but my faith is my own.

02:26:29.700 My parents never forced it on me.

02:26:31.700 And then, when I went to college, and in the last few years, I completely abandoned

02:26:36.360 my own faith, and in the last, you know, few months, maybe six months, I have completely

02:26:43.400 switched my life around and just devoted it to Christ.

02:26:46.720 Ditto.

02:26:47.440 Thank you.

02:26:48.760 Good times.

02:26:49.760 Okay, so, wait, so, like, when's the last time that you got with a dude in that way?

02:26:56.360 Maybe two months ago?

02:27:02.660 Two months ago?

02:27:03.400 Yes.

02:27:04.620 So, this is pretty new.

02:27:05.520 Mm-hmm.

02:27:05.720 New development.

02:27:06.480 Mm-hmm.

02:27:06.900 What if, like, a really hot dude comes along?

02:27:09.260 Oh, no.

02:27:10.700 Chase.

02:27:11.020 No?

02:27:11.400 And I think also, oh, gosh, no.

02:27:13.800 Well, all you need to do it.

02:27:14.880 He's ready to do it.

02:27:15.580 If Chase comes on to me and says, oh, I want to sleep with you, I'm like, okay, you're

02:27:18.300 not the man that I'm looking for then.

02:27:19.960 And also, sin is sin.

02:27:21.760 Everyone messes up.

02:27:22.640 And I think that we all fall short every single day.

02:27:26.120 And so, a mistake that I made two months ago has nothing to do with who I am.

02:27:29.520 Oh, wait, so just a point of clarification.

02:27:31.200 So, you said it was a mistake you made two months ago, but prior to the two months ago,

02:27:36.400 had you already decided to make this commitment of, I'm going to wait until marriage?

02:27:41.020 Yes.

02:27:42.260 And then...

02:27:43.440 Then there was a mistake?

02:27:44.380 There was a mistake with somebody that I was in a serious relationship with.

02:27:47.980 And he came back around and, you know...

02:27:51.020 Oh, so you guys had broke up.

02:27:52.280 And yes, and then, you know, feelings happen and, you know, things happen, but...

02:27:57.120 But you had already made the commitment, hadn't you?

02:27:59.580 Yes, to myself and to the Lord, yes.

02:28:02.380 So, what, I mean...

02:28:03.380 But I also made...

02:28:03.960 Your track record ain't looking great. 0.56

02:28:05.240 Yeah, but I mean, every single day you say you don't want to be a liar, but you lie and

02:28:09.300 you cheat and you get really mad when you get in a road rage.

02:28:12.820 I mean...

02:28:13.120 Okay.

02:28:13.680 Sin is sin.

02:28:14.780 Okay, we're gonna...

02:28:15.520 I need monthly check-ins from you.

02:28:17.360 Okay, okay.

02:28:17.800 I'll text you every single time.

02:28:18.880 Every month, on the first of the month.

02:28:20.720 I'm on a streak, Brian.

02:28:23.560 It's been...

02:28:24.120 I haven't slept with anybody.

02:28:25.360 Okay, deal?

02:28:26.460 Okay.

02:28:26.980 We will give updates on the show...

02:28:29.260 All right.

02:28:30.000 ...that...

02:28:30.580 No way.

02:28:31.320 ...that Lily has... 0.55

02:28:32.900 Her celibacy is intact.

02:28:35.280 So, okay.

02:28:35.920 I hope I keep to it.

02:28:38.040 Okay, well, hey, good for you.

02:28:39.680 Thank you.

02:28:42.420 Chase will go out with you if you make it 24 months straight.

02:28:45.560 Okay, let's see.

02:28:46.340 So, I don't know if you're...

02:28:48.420 No offense.

02:28:48.980 I don't know.

02:28:49.740 I don't want to say...

02:28:50.300 I know you're about to say...

02:28:51.300 Are you going to say, like, she's not...

02:28:52.280 I don't think...

02:28:53.100 You're a really attractive girl, but I don't...

02:28:55.060 I think he likes blondes. 1.00

02:28:57.120 Most men do.

02:28:57.620 Of course he does.

02:28:58.440 Eh, no.

02:28:59.060 I don't know.

02:28:59.680 I prefer brunettes. 1.00

02:29:00.580 I prefer brunettes. 1.00

02:29:02.180 But, um...

02:29:03.400 I think he wants, like, a tall Scandinavian...

02:29:08.780 And I'm a short Asian woman.

02:29:13.180 Yeah.

02:29:13.340 You never know, though.

02:29:15.020 I'll ask him.

02:29:15.900 I'll ask him.

02:29:16.640 I think...

02:29:17.180 He's got a girlfriend right now, so I don't know.

02:29:18.820 Oh, he does?

02:29:19.940 Aw.

02:29:20.000 Yeah, Chase has a girlfriend.

02:29:20.860 Good for him.

02:29:21.280 He's exciting.

02:29:22.460 Yep.

02:29:22.740 He's been waiting.

02:29:23.340 I was going to ask you a question.

02:29:25.100 So, if you meet a new guy, are you going to disclose to him that I did have a hiccup a

02:29:31.280 few months back, but now I'm reformed?

02:29:34.200 Are you going to disclose all that?

02:29:35.740 No, that's nobody's business.

02:29:37.360 Like, that's not his business.

02:29:38.240 And if he's going to judge me, then what's he got to say about his track record as well?

02:29:43.540 Okay.

02:29:43.900 And past relationships are past relationships.

02:29:46.480 They're in the past for a reason.

02:29:48.400 But you would make him wait?

02:29:50.940 Is that what you're saying?

02:29:51.280 But you did just disclose it on the podcast.

02:29:52.820 Yeah.

02:29:53.000 No, what I mean is, like, if he asks me, I'm not going to just say it, like, hey, by the

02:29:57.780 way, we're starting to date.

02:29:58.980 I slept with somebody two months ago.

02:30:01.560 It's a weird thing to bring up.

02:30:02.880 Yeah.

02:30:03.480 Well, I think it's weird.

02:30:04.200 If he asks me...

02:30:04.820 But wait, you were snapping kind of...

02:30:05.900 If he asks me, if he says, are you saving yourself a marriage, I would say yes, and he would

02:30:09.820 say, when was the last time that you were promiscuous?

02:30:12.880 And I would probably be honest.

02:30:14.980 Okay.

02:30:15.100 And then I would tell him, but, you know, that's not going to happen.

02:30:18.720 Wait, what's not going to happen?

02:30:19.800 You wouldn't...

02:30:20.140 In the future, I'm not going to...

02:30:21.220 Being brought up, yeah.

02:30:22.340 Oh, you wouldn't...

02:30:23.000 Wait, what do you mean? 0.89

02:30:23.780 Like, I wouldn't have sex. 0.82

02:30:26.520 Oh, no, no, no.

02:30:27.000 But we're talking about when you talk about it.

02:30:29.080 Yes, of course.

02:30:30.080 If he asked me, and I mean, in a relationship, you have to be open with things, of course.

02:30:33.900 Oh, okay.

02:30:34.600 Yes.

02:30:34.960 I think maybe we misunderstood.

02:30:36.020 But if it's, like, the first date, I mean, if it's, like, the first date, and he asked

02:30:38.760 me that, then I would be like, whoa, that's a really big question for a first date.

02:30:42.320 I'll know, first podcast, like, hello.

02:30:44.600 But you guys, you were kind of agreeing with her a little bit.

02:30:47.600 I was agreeing with the, like, it'd be really strange to talk about, like, unless you're

02:30:55.740 both very faith-based and, like...

02:30:57.960 To talk about body count?

02:30:59.140 No, to talk about, like, waiting till marriage, I feel like it doesn't make sense to bring it

02:31:03.640 up unless you're already considering seriously dating them.

02:31:07.380 So I'm like, yeah, it's not a first dates business if you're waiting for marriage or

02:31:11.720 if you had sex a few months ago.

02:31:14.080 It's just a weird thing to bring up that soon.

02:31:16.140 Unless you're, like, getting frisky and you're like, oh, by the way, I'm waiting till marriage.

02:31:21.940 I'm saving myself.

02:31:22.760 And then let's say they have a conversation of, like, oh, how long has it been?

02:31:25.900 How long have you...

02:31:26.540 Like, when did you make the commitment?

02:31:27.940 Like, even this podcast, you didn't go...

02:31:28.900 Kind of like what you're asking.

02:31:29.500 Like, yeah, exactly, this conversation would be the exact conversation that I would probably

02:31:33.760 have with the person I'd be talking to.

02:31:36.140 But, okay, so you think it'd be weird...

02:31:39.040 I think the bigger thing is about, like, asking about the past, but you think it'd be weird?

02:31:44.820 Let's say I'm saving myself for marriage.

02:31:47.360 I'm not.

02:31:47.900 But let's say I am.

02:31:49.300 And I was like, that would probably be one of the first things I would ask if I was.

02:31:55.680 I'd want to get that out of the way on the app.

02:31:57.880 Do you think she would ask, like, should ask if you're saving yourself for marriage,

02:32:02.140 you would bring it up early?

02:32:03.180 Well, if that's what you want in a partner, I don't see a point in going on a date with

02:32:07.040 someone that's, like, that's just such a difference in value that I think it's better

02:32:11.660 to just get it out of the way immediately.

02:32:13.480 Wouldn't a date come up first, though?

02:32:14.800 I really do agree.

02:32:15.520 What's that?

02:32:15.900 Wouldn't faith come up first before you get into the...

02:32:18.580 Oh, yeah.

02:32:18.600 It could.

02:32:19.320 Because, like, devotion to God is bigger than just, are you bumping uglies or not?

02:32:23.320 Mm-hmm.

02:32:24.080 I haven't heard that term in a while.

02:32:26.040 What does that mean?

02:32:26.720 Bumping uglies.

02:32:29.100 What is that? 1.00

02:32:29.700 It's like a grandma live saying, having sex. 1.00

02:32:34.020 Bumping uglies. 1.00

02:32:35.040 But so, like, you talk about faith first.

02:32:36.680 If it was, like, an absolutely not, you wouldn't even go on a date with that person, you probably

02:32:42.180 wouldn't go, like, by the way, are you saving yourself for marriage?

02:32:44.460 It would be, like, the third question after, like, oh, are you, do you practice your faith?

02:32:49.880 Are you devout?

02:32:50.660 Well, sure.

02:32:52.160 Oh, let's pull up the Twitch really quick, but I do have a point on that.

02:32:55.760 Nick, if you're able to pull it up, pull up the Twitch.

02:32:58.700 Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever.

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02:33:02.500 Drop us a prime sub.

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02:33:12.060 Kedronite, think for the tier one.

02:33:13.920 Kedronite, think for the gifted one. 0.87

02:33:15.860 Guys, twitch.tv slash whatever.

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02:33:21.780 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

02:33:23.260 So do you think, and we'll open it up to the entire panel, do you think, let's take religion

02:33:30.460 out of it, but let's say a guy's on a date with a girl and he's curious, he's like, hey,

02:33:38.720 so I'm trying to think of, like, the most diplomatic way to bring it up on a date.

02:33:44.720 Let's say he doesn't do it in, like, a skeezy way, but essentially he's asking about, like,

02:33:50.480 your past and your body count.

02:33:52.060 He wants to know what your body count is.

02:33:53.860 But he does so in, like, a respectful manner.

02:33:58.840 Do you object?

02:33:59.660 Do you think that's, like, is this the first date?

02:34:03.420 First date.

02:34:04.340 I think it's a little bit much.

02:34:05.500 A little much?

02:34:06.120 Just a little bit.

02:34:06.820 It's valid to want to know about relationship history.

02:34:09.880 So I assume if he's asking about sexual past, it's valid enough to be, like, oh, like, have

02:34:17.220 you been in other relationships before?

02:34:19.120 And that's only makes sense to me if you're dating seriously.

02:34:22.960 But it's kind of skeezy to ask about body count on a first date.

02:34:26.200 It should wait until, like, I'd say a few dates.

02:34:29.140 Yeah.

02:34:29.280 But if it's respectful, then it would start with, like, I assume you'd want a more holistic

02:34:33.520 view of were you sexual in relationships in the past?

02:34:37.100 Did you have a ho phase? 0.79

02:34:39.000 Sure.

02:34:39.320 All right.

02:34:39.600 Let's go around the table on this.

02:34:41.080 So if a guy first date asks you, hey, I'm trying to think the exact wording because obviously

02:34:48.480 there's, like, there's a way that you can go about it to make it more palatable.

02:34:55.900 What's the most palatable way you could ask this?

02:35:00.560 Trying to think here.

02:35:02.520 I would say a vague history, like, what's your sort of sexual history, like, if you don't

02:35:07.320 mind me asking?

02:35:08.520 Let's say he just politely is just like, he's not kind of being scummy about it, but

02:35:12.600 he's just like, hey, so what's your body count?

02:35:15.280 Like, is that scummy?

02:35:16.220 Let's play 21 questions.

02:35:17.560 What's your body count?

02:35:18.700 Oh, no.

02:35:19.800 Yeah.

02:35:20.120 I don't know.

02:35:20.360 Just like he's not being scumbaggish about it.

02:35:22.980 One of the comments, don't ask intimate questions on the first date.

02:35:25.680 I think it's the best time to ask.

02:35:28.620 Yeah.

02:35:29.120 It's great.

02:35:29.760 If it's something you really value.

02:35:30.940 People who, like, don't like the girl after, you're just like, I know her body count, but

02:35:34.200 like, what good is it?

02:35:36.240 Better than, like, sooner, better sooner than later.

02:35:39.640 Yeah.

02:35:40.100 And it's, it's, I feel like that's a good conversation.

02:35:42.000 You could talk about a lot of stuff.

02:35:43.380 But I feel like it's a conversation to have when you're actually getting sexual with that

02:35:46.940 partner, not on, like, the first date where you're just kind of getting to know each 0.89

02:35:50.060 other, like, where you're from and shit like that. 0.80

02:35:51.800 Yeah, because it's like first date. 1.00

02:35:52.800 It's like, I don't even know if I want to fuck you yet. 1.00

02:35:54.440 It's like, why would I tell you my body count? 1.00

02:35:56.260 Yeah.

02:35:56.700 You know what I mean?

02:35:57.260 Like, you're not going to be a part of it yet, so.

02:35:59.700 I would say it's a little, like, off-putting, but I wouldn't be, like, offended by it.

02:36:05.020 Like, I would answer it, you know.

02:36:07.260 What about you?

02:36:08.620 Would I answer it?

02:36:09.580 Would you answer it?

02:36:10.360 Would you kind of take some offense to it?

02:36:13.000 I think I would answer it.

02:36:14.020 I wouldn't really care.

02:36:15.700 Would you answer it?

02:36:19.640 I guess.

02:36:20.640 I mean, like, if he also tells me his body count.

02:36:24.220 But, like, I don't know.

02:36:25.160 Um, that's not a question I would ask him.

02:36:27.660 Wait, this is really bothering my OCD.

02:36:30.160 Can I have you two switch?

02:36:32.560 Just because, like.

02:36:33.260 The colors?

02:36:33.660 I don't know.

02:36:34.060 I want, like, color, white, color.

02:36:36.560 You know.

02:36:36.880 Color, white, color, black.

02:36:38.380 I'm OCD, you know.

02:36:40.240 Thank you, guys.

02:36:40.680 That was low-key bothering me a little bit, too.

02:36:42.740 It was bothering me a little bit, too.

02:36:44.340 I was like.

02:36:45.480 Yeah, I have a little bit of OCD.

02:36:47.160 I feel like if it also kind of came up in the conversation, then it'd be less weird.

02:36:52.360 Oh, hold on.

02:36:53.320 Daddy donated $100.

02:36:56.260 What's one race you laddies wouldn't date? 0.99

02:36:59.360 Asian.

02:37:00.240 Huh?

02:37:01.160 Oh.

02:37:01.660 Wait, but aren't you, like, half Asian, though?

02:37:03.900 Yeah.

02:37:04.460 But, like, why?

02:37:05.360 What?

02:37:05.560 I just, I've never found an Asian guy attractive. 1.00

02:37:09.000 It's just preference.

02:37:09.980 Me, too.

02:37:10.300 I just never have.

02:37:11.520 Like, I'm not, like, opposed to it.

02:37:13.080 What?

02:37:13.220 But it's just, like, it just came up in my head.

02:37:16.380 Like, oh, like, it's kind of weird that I've, like, never been attracted to an Asian guy.

02:37:19.860 So, like, me personally, I.

02:37:21.360 But I would date.

02:37:22.740 I used to not find Asians attractive, but, like, now I do. 1.00

02:37:25.980 I think it's more so, like, they can relate to me more with, like, culture and everything like that.

02:37:30.740 So, like, me personally, I really, like, I like dating Asian guys.

02:37:36.880 Stop it.

02:37:37.380 That's your type now.

02:37:38.260 Get some help.

02:37:38.880 I don't necessarily have, like, a type when it comes to, like, physical.

02:37:45.400 But, like, I'll date, like, you know, any race.

02:37:47.600 But I do, like, I do really like Asian guys.

02:37:52.540 What's, oh, I see you answered the question.

02:37:55.200 This is a very, um, are you Asian?

02:37:58.320 I'm Asian, yeah.

02:37:59.440 You're Asian? 0.74

02:38:00.100 Yeah.

02:38:00.500 Okay.

02:38:01.260 Um.

02:38:01.840 I'm Asian.

02:38:02.360 Asian?

02:38:02.820 Yeah.

02:38:03.400 Asian. 1.00

02:38:04.040 Damn. 1.00

02:38:05.000 Full. 1.00

02:38:05.660 I'm full Vietnamese.

02:38:06.920 Full Vietnamese.

02:38:07.620 I'm full Thai.

02:38:09.280 Full Thai? 0.96

02:38:09.980 I thought you were Vietnamese.

02:38:10.720 Dude, we had this conversation.

02:38:12.300 Chat, chat.

02:38:13.240 Did we not have this conversation, like, literally two episodes ago?

02:38:16.840 You're Thai?

02:38:17.580 Yes.

02:38:18.560 Oh, cool.

02:38:19.440 Good time.

02:38:19.940 Sorry.

02:38:20.220 I didn't know that.

02:38:20.640 I thought you were Vietnamese.

02:38:22.200 Okay.

02:38:22.960 Uh.

02:38:24.540 So.

02:38:25.600 Oh, wait.

02:38:26.100 Asian guy? 0.70

02:38:26.640 Would you date?

02:38:27.200 Um.

02:38:27.640 Do you find Asian attractive? 1.00

02:38:28.200 I wouldn't have dated most races. 1.00

02:38:30.980 You've dated most races?

02:38:33.260 Yeah.

02:38:33.860 Cool.

02:38:34.880 So.

02:38:35.160 What about, what about you?

02:38:36.240 Um, I mean, skin color doesn't really matter.

02:38:39.700 Okay.

02:38:41.440 Madison?

02:38:41.980 Wait, we skipped her.

02:38:42.840 She's not Asian. 1.00

02:38:43.680 Oh, was it just towards Asian people?

02:38:44.460 Oh, you only want to know if the Asian girls. 1.00

02:38:46.320 Yeah.

02:38:46.900 Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

02:38:48.540 You just want to know about races.

02:38:49.900 Sure, sure.

02:38:50.940 Which race would you do? 0.79

02:38:52.200 I'm a race traitor, I guess.

02:38:55.240 I mean, personally, like, I think Asian women are very attractive, but I've never really

02:39:00.900 been attracted to an Asian man.

02:39:06.640 There are statistics that Asian men are more discriminated against in dating apps.

02:39:10.740 It is true.

02:39:11.200 And this is kind of proof.

02:39:12.320 It is.

02:39:12.640 Well, bring them all to me.

02:39:13.940 Hey.

02:39:14.160 It is true. 0.75

02:39:15.000 If I was gay, I would go for the Asian, I'm just saying, I would go for Asian men. 0.98

02:39:19.960 Well, that's why. 0.98

02:39:20.600 If I was gay.

02:39:20.740 Because you like Asian women, so that's why you can say that. 0.99

02:39:24.220 Huh?

02:39:24.820 You said that on one of the panels.

02:39:27.160 That's just like, you're tight, you know?

02:39:28.500 I like white women. 1.00

02:39:29.340 I like Asian women. 1.00

02:39:30.900 Yeah, I want to hear his answer.

02:39:32.660 Yeah, what about you?

02:39:33.340 What about you?

02:39:33.900 About racial dating preference.

02:39:35.280 Yeah, do you have any preferences when it comes to...

02:39:37.260 I've definitely messed with the whole color wheel, so I don't think I have, like,

02:39:40.920 a specific preference, per se.

02:39:43.740 I feel like I go through phases.

02:39:45.860 Like, I've had an Asian chapter, and I had, like, a white chapter, and stuff like that.

02:39:50.960 Chapter?

02:39:51.760 Yeah, we'll call it a chapter.

02:39:52.980 Saga.

02:39:53.680 A season. 0.99

02:39:55.920 And, yeah, I've been with, like, Sudanese and Ethiopian and all that type of shit. 1.00

02:40:01.000 Oh, good times. 0.99

02:40:02.000 Whole color wheel.

02:40:03.000 Oh, no, I've been having a novel recently.

02:40:04.780 It's been a long time for me.

02:40:05.220 Oh, no, it's...

02:40:06.300 The book keeps getting longer, but...

02:40:08.300 Nah, I think I'm on, like, white right now.

02:40:10.820 Like, white brunette. 1.00

02:40:11.580 White brunette? 1.00

02:40:12.440 Yeah.

02:40:12.920 Was there a white blonde at any point? 1.00

02:40:16.440 Oh, absolutely, yeah.

02:40:17.260 Blonde? 0.98

02:40:17.620 I think that...

02:40:18.320 No offense, Riley.

02:40:19.620 Is that your natural hair color, by the way?

02:40:21.360 You...

02:40:21.600 I'm actually naturally a redhead.

02:40:23.800 Oh.

02:40:24.400 Oh, my gosh.

02:40:25.420 Incredible.

02:40:26.680 It bleaches really well.

02:40:28.360 Yeah.

02:40:28.900 I don't discriminate.

02:40:30.140 I've just found that I, like, am not as attracted to Asian men.

02:40:35.000 Wow.

02:40:35.420 Yeah.

02:40:36.320 But it doesn't even matter.

02:40:37.560 I have a boyfriend now.

02:40:38.520 Yeah.

02:40:40.900 And he's...

02:40:42.000 I'm offended on behalf of Asian men everywhere. 1.00

02:40:44.680 I'm deeply offended.

02:40:46.420 You can just date them.

02:40:46.820 You can just date them.

02:40:47.740 You said you like them.

02:40:48.600 If I...

02:40:48.840 No, I said if I was... 0.53

02:40:50.020 If I was gay, you know, go for Asian men. 1.00

02:40:53.100 Just saying. 0.98

02:40:54.020 If I was gay.

02:40:54.800 I think the reason, and, you know, me not being Asian, I don't know too much about this,

02:40:59.060 but I think the same reason why, you know, Asian women are attractive works to the detriment 0.99

02:41:04.920 of Asian men.

02:41:05.960 So, like, the very smooth complexion and, like, facial structure, it's, like, Asian women 1.00

02:41:11.940 have very soft kind of faces and not hard features.

02:41:15.320 Like, they don't have, like, big noses, whatever.

02:41:17.940 And, like, those same features on a man, like, soft features is more feminine.

02:41:24.560 Hence why Asian men aren't... 0.99

02:41:25.720 Asian men are feminized. 0.90

02:41:26.920 Yeah. 0.87

02:41:27.240 I think you're about to get canceled.

02:41:29.500 Did I just spit there?

02:41:30.220 I think we've talked about that.

02:41:32.000 No, but, I mean, it's kind of...

02:41:34.480 Well, I'm not into men, so I can't speak on the attractiveness of...

02:41:38.640 But I can only reason on why might people gravitate towards certain physical features

02:41:43.900 and jawline and muscular build and all that type of stuff.

02:41:47.460 Interesting.

02:41:48.680 I don't know.

02:41:51.100 I've seen some pretty Chad Asian guys.

02:41:53.140 Oh, absolutely.

02:41:53.740 Super Chad Asian guys. 0.93

02:41:54.440 Yeah.

02:41:55.300 So anybody can be remarkably attractive, but...

02:41:59.200 All right.

02:41:59.500 A lot of my male clients are Southeast Asian, so they're struggling.

02:42:05.100 Yeah.

02:42:06.140 Send them my way.

02:42:09.120 Okay.

02:42:09.480 A couple of them have girlfriends now after working with me.

02:42:12.480 Here, let me do the soup chats.

02:42:13.820 Brian, you're being too charitable.

02:42:15.300 She has no riz.

02:42:16.120 This is from a while back.

02:42:17.080 Most women have no idea how much work men put in before we could even get a date. 1.00

02:42:22.160 Thank merci beaucoup for the Canadian 50. 0.57

02:42:25.560 Much appreciated.

02:42:26.400 Do you have a response to...

02:42:27.840 Most men don't know how simple it is to actually get dates.

02:42:35.700 Erroneous!

02:42:36.140 From, like, a woman's perspective, it's not that hard.

02:42:39.300 And from me getting screenshots from the men I work with, it's not that hard.

02:42:44.640 Y'all are just weird sometimes.

02:42:46.560 I mean, there is, like, a study where women, like, literally only like 3% of men's profiles.

02:42:54.720 I've read that.

02:42:55.540 I've read that.

02:42:55.940 When men like over 50% of the profiles.

02:42:59.460 So it's like...

02:43:00.080 It's a numbers game.

02:43:01.000 I mean, it's like the top 5% of men are getting, like, 90%...

02:43:06.260 Like, the top 5% of men are getting 95% of the women on these dating apps.

02:43:12.760 So it's like...

02:43:13.260 But barely any of them are actually talking to each other.

02:43:18.180 Right.

02:43:19.200 To get on a date, which is what, like, the riz would be for, to actually interact with them.

02:43:23.740 I mean, I guess.

02:43:24.760 I just, I feel like it's not as much about...

02:43:26.980 It's definitely harder for men, yeah.

02:43:28.440 Yeah, yeah.

02:43:29.060 Wait, you're, like, a dating coach, correct?

02:43:32.560 Okay.

02:43:33.000 I have a question for the panel.

02:43:36.120 Not to, like, dog on your job, but I was just gonna say, like...

02:43:39.380 It's a new one.

02:43:40.340 Yeah.

02:43:40.680 If you found out, like, your man that you're talking to or your woman that you're talking

02:43:46.280 to had, like, someone, like, helping them, you know?

02:43:49.760 Like, get a date with you, how would you feel about that?

02:43:53.720 We can start with you, yeah.

02:43:55.620 I mean, I wouldn't really care as long as, like, they're not doing, like, everything.

02:44:00.240 Like, as long as it's showing, like, a little bit of his personality and, like, someone's

02:44:04.220 not writing the whole thing for him, I don't think it matters.

02:44:08.160 I feel like it's kind of, like, funny, but also, like, cute at the same time.

02:44:12.360 Like, I wouldn't, like, judge you if you didn't know how to talk to women. 1.00

02:44:15.260 Like, if anything, that's great that you don't know how to talk to women because that means 1.00

02:44:18.880 you haven't really been with a lot of women, right?

02:44:21.400 So it's, like, yeah, that's how I feel about it.

02:44:26.400 Well, one thing that the people I've worked with have struggled with is, like, if the

02:44:30.320 person they're talking to finds out that they've gotten help, I think it's only happened once

02:44:35.660 where it's, like, a guy's friend found out and she was, like, that's weird.

02:44:41.120 But, like, let's say I was dating someone to find out that they had a coach.

02:44:44.060 First of all, I'd want to talk to the coach, but I think it's admirable if a man cares enough

02:44:49.720 about his love life to invest in help.

02:44:51.780 It's like getting a personal trainer.

02:44:53.220 Like, the fact that you had professional help doesn't take away.

02:44:57.200 In fact, it proves that you are committed to this, and I think it's different from matchmaking.

02:45:02.880 Like, I'm not typing out messages for anyone.

02:45:05.520 I'm saying, like, for conversations, instead of it sounding like an interview, be like, hey,

02:45:10.840 offer your own answer to this question, too.

02:45:12.700 So, it's, like, it's still they're leading it.

02:45:15.120 They're just getting help, which is why I focus on dating apps, because that is kind of hard

02:45:19.540 to do.

02:45:21.460 Yeah.

02:45:22.080 I guess, like, for me, I feel like, honestly, like, it would probably be, like, a little bit

02:45:26.940 of an ick, like, if I found out.

02:45:29.260 Like, I don't know.

02:45:30.440 I don't know.

02:45:30.860 Personally, like, I just, like, feel like the man should, like, always, like, take the lead

02:45:35.280 and, like, situations like that.

02:45:37.440 So, yeah.

02:45:38.920 Well, I mean, have y'all seen the movie Hitch with Will Smith?

02:45:43.520 Oh, I've heard of it.

02:45:44.420 Not a long time, but.

02:45:45.340 It's about how he helps men get women, but not into bed, but more find love, because

02:45:52.620 it's hard for men to really understand how to talk to women sometimes.

02:45:56.580 And so, I think getting help, it's like a therapist.

02:45:59.640 Like what you said, like, I'm in therapy because I want to change myself to be better for the

02:46:04.140 partner and the people that are around me.

02:46:05.980 You know, you have to work in life to, you know, be good.

02:46:11.780 Yeah, I know for a fact, no girl, none of y'all have ever looked up how to talk to a 1.00

02:46:16.180 guy.

02:46:17.600 Like, do you guys go in.

02:46:18.820 In middle school.

02:46:20.100 You guys go on videos right now and say how to get a guy to like you.

02:46:23.380 I think in, like, middle school, I would definitely do that as well.

02:46:27.440 And then you grew up and realized, oh, I don't have to do anything.

02:46:29.840 Yeah, I usually just go, like, hi, you're cute.

02:46:32.580 And then it works out.

02:46:33.920 I mean, if a girl ever did that, learn, try to talk to me, whatever, that'd be great.

02:46:40.120 But it is, it is funny, that concept that I think a lot of girls would be turned off

02:46:44.460 by that if they found out their man needed extracurricular help to learn how to talk.

02:46:50.160 Because the best way to get women is to have women. 1.00

02:46:54.240 Like, you, girls. 0.92

02:46:55.120 Can you elaborate on that?

02:46:56.460 Thank you.

02:46:56.840 Is that my statement I just made there?

02:46:58.220 Yeah.

02:46:58.600 So, like, if, it's like the proximity thing.

02:47:03.320 I was able to, one time I went to, like, a, what's it called, like a Pilates thing?

02:47:07.780 Yes, or SoulCycle Vibes.

02:47:09.340 I went to a thing with a beautiful girl.

02:47:11.600 And then she brought her friend.

02:47:13.980 And I ended up sliding on the friend.

02:47:16.560 But the only reason, probably, why the friend already thought I was cool was because I already

02:47:21.340 had the social proof that I was with a beautiful woman.

02:47:23.740 So she knew, like, oh, this guy must already be cool.

02:47:26.000 Whereas if I would have just went up to the friend and didn't know, she'd be like, all

02:47:30.100 right, have a good one, sir.

02:47:31.660 But it's like, when women know you get women or know you can talk to women, they like you.

02:47:36.800 Because it's just like, if other women mess with them, well, I will. 1.00

02:47:40.600 But if other women don't mess with them, why would I? 1.00

02:47:43.340 I agree.

02:47:44.380 I just think, like, for me personally, it would be a little bit strange to, like, hear, say,

02:47:51.460 like, my boyfriend, for example, like, need someone else to kind of help him.

02:47:55.920 Because, I don't know, I've just, the way I'm thinking about it, it's like, imagine it's

02:47:59.160 like his, like, girl best friend, like, trying to help him talk.

02:48:01.480 Like, I don't know.

02:48:02.580 Girl best friends is so different, though.

02:48:04.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:48:05.480 It just happened before.

02:48:07.020 Yeah.

02:48:07.760 Oh, no.

02:48:09.040 It was fine, though.

02:48:10.200 With, like, a different relationship?

02:48:11.480 Yeah, yeah.

02:48:13.400 How much do you charge for your services?

02:48:16.300 Wow.

02:48:17.960 I do.

02:48:18.740 Here's the pitch.

02:48:19.180 I'm, like, about to be sold out.

02:48:21.000 I actually already kind of am.

02:48:22.640 I do profile reviews, because those are pretty quick and immediate results, for $64 for, like,

02:48:29.400 a 10, 15-ish minute review, in-depth suggestions.

02:48:32.720 I do month-long coaching for $1,500, taking on clients for August right now.

02:48:39.980 I can only take, like, five-ish at a time, so opening up for August.

02:48:43.640 It's about, it's a few hundred a week for message support, voice notes, a weekly coaching

02:48:48.980 call.

02:48:51.560 I always call them before a first date to be, like, you got this.

02:48:54.480 Remember, like, don't be weird.

02:48:56.720 That's nice.

02:48:57.660 Because usually first dates, it's just anxiety.

02:48:59.880 So it's, like, they'll want to know.

02:49:02.440 Most of my videos that do well, it's me just being, like, here's what to ask on a first date.

02:49:05.260 No one actually asks it, but it feels nice when you go to the date to know you can talk

02:49:08.740 about something.

02:49:09.500 Yeah.

02:49:10.500 So it's, like, it's like a girl best friend without the weirdness of that.

02:49:14.880 Has anybody ever told you this following objection?

02:49:19.560 You should not ask a fish how to fish.

02:49:21.880 All the time.

02:49:22.620 And it's the same thing where I'm, like, first of all, the foundation is so problematic calling

02:49:29.140 women fish, and it's, like, you're trying to catch them. 1.00

02:49:30.600 I am not a pickup artist.

02:49:31.900 As one of the commenters observed, I'm not giving pickup lines.

02:49:35.400 I cannot just pick up a random person.

02:49:36.940 I think that's weird.

02:49:37.620 Wait, what's weird?

02:49:39.720 Like, pickup artists being, like, oh, like, don't ask a fish how to catch fish.

02:49:43.320 Ask a fisherman.

02:49:44.080 It's, like.

02:49:44.340 Well, I think it's an analogy.

02:49:46.820 I know it's an analogy, but it's, like, the mind of a woman.

02:49:51.400 It's kind of, like, I've always said guys who grew up with sisters are typically better

02:49:56.620 to date because they already view women as, like, people, and they know how to interact

02:50:01.520 with women as opposed to, like, the Madonna whore, like, viewing women as either a mother 0.98

02:50:05.840 or a sex object. 0.98

02:50:07.800 Well, I kind of, I reject this idea that men.

02:50:11.620 It's valid.

02:50:12.360 I think men need brotherhood.

02:50:14.140 No, but I don't think men who don't have sisters view women.

02:50:20.620 I don't think that's a fair.

02:50:21.820 Correlation, not causation, though.

02:50:23.060 I don't think that's a fair characterization.

02:50:24.600 What's that?

02:50:24.860 I think it's a, like, correlation, not a causation.

02:50:28.600 Men who grew up with sisters tend to be more normal with women. 0.83

02:50:33.980 That doesn't mean that if you didn't grow up with sisters, you're awful.

02:50:37.200 It's plausible, but I don't.

02:50:38.560 It's a trend I've noticed.

02:50:40.020 But, I mean, that's a little Mott and Bailey.

02:50:43.780 That's a different statement than.

02:50:45.680 The fish.

02:50:46.160 Well, no, no, no, it's your previous comment was men who grew up without sisters or men

02:50:54.580 who grew up with sisters are more likely to, you know, view them as actual human beings

02:50:59.620 or what I forgot exactly what you said, but I think it was about.

02:51:03.020 To view them as, like, people.

02:51:04.080 Oh, people.

02:51:04.820 Rather than a mother or a sex object. 1.00

02:51:08.080 I mean, it's not clear to me if you have a sister that.

02:51:11.520 Because your sister isn't necessarily raising you.

02:51:13.640 And your experience with, like, understanding women.

02:51:16.760 Like, women have periods and moods and swings. 1.00

02:51:20.040 Like, you need to understand women to be able to date women. 0.97

02:51:22.760 Well, I think it's a more fair statement to say that if you grew up with a sister,

02:51:26.980 perhaps you have more firsthand experience having a relationship with someone who's a woman.

02:51:36.880 I think that's kind of just, like, exactly what she's saying, though.

02:51:40.080 You use different words to say the same thing.

02:51:42.820 No, no, no.

02:51:43.700 Because, I mean.

02:51:44.740 I agree with what you're saying.

02:51:46.060 No, but you're saying that men who didn't grow up with sisters.

02:51:48.400 No, I just said men who didn't grow up with sisters can still be solid people.

02:51:52.940 It's a trend I've noticed.

02:51:54.440 It doesn't mean that the opposite is true.

02:51:58.180 Okay, well, you're.

02:51:58.900 I'm sorry, man.

02:51:59.620 You're moving the goalposts.

02:52:00.020 No, no, no.

02:52:00.340 You don't have to apologize.

02:52:01.280 You don't have to apologize.

02:52:02.020 You're just moving the goalposts a little bit.

02:52:03.600 But, okay.

02:52:05.100 I have gotten the comment to go back to the fishing.

02:52:07.440 Sure, yeah.

02:52:08.300 But, and to your credit, I think, because I think what a lot of guys might say is, is, like, well, okay, you're a dating coach.

02:52:15.320 You're helping men on the dating apps.

02:52:18.220 But, like, to your credit, I think you said you're bisexual, correct?

02:52:23.480 Oh, yeah.

02:52:23.920 So, you do have, to some degree, experience dating women.

02:52:29.460 However, you don't have experience as a straight man dating women.

02:52:34.560 God bless.

02:52:34.860 And I think there's a difference, there is a difference there.

02:52:37.800 Because the dating dynamics between women who are bisexual or who are lesbian, it differs quite substantially between the dating dynamics between straight men and straight women.

02:52:50.500 Or I suppose you could say with straight men and bi women, but that's kind of whatever.

02:52:55.660 Being a man trying to pursue women is different than being a woman trying to pursue that. 0.99

02:52:59.260 Yeah, because I think women, let's say a woman who's bi, she's going to give, let's not even, we can say a woman who's bi. 1.00

02:53:11.260 A woman who's bi is going to give another girl a lot more leeway than a straight guy. 1.00

02:53:18.120 There's going to be much, I think there's going to be.

02:53:20.940 Oh, like, what behavior would she accept?

02:53:22.500 There's going to be, I think there's going to be much more expectations on a straight man, like, from a bisexual woman. 1.00

02:53:29.300 She's going to expect more from the straight man than from another woman. 1.00

02:53:34.960 In fact, she might even, like, for example, she may kind of lean more into having the guy be the initiator, whereas she's like, she might be more of a pursuer when it comes to women. 0.98

02:53:45.600 I feel like that makes a little bit of sense, though, because she's already, she's already a woman.

02:53:49.880 She knows how women operate, like, she's already figured it out, kind of, so that's why she'd be able to pursue the woman. 1.00

02:53:57.700 Well, then also, what about, like, paying for the first date?

02:53:59.940 I think there's typically more of an expectation that, like, guys pay for the first date.

02:54:03.360 That's why I say coffee dates, because everyone has five bucks to be nice, but no one's going to be offended if he didn't pay for coffee.

02:54:09.280 Well, say if it's, like, two women going on a date together, whoever, like, I feel like in situations where it's, like, two women are in a relationship, there's always one that's a little more feminine and one that's a little more masculine.

02:54:21.480 So the one that's a little more masculine would obviously pay in that situation.

02:54:26.680 I feel like no matter, like, which gender, I think whoever, like, initiated the asking out, like, whoever invited you to go out, you know?

02:54:36.200 Sorry, there's a motorcycle passing.

02:54:38.000 Can we just have you repeat that one more time?

02:54:40.100 Yeah, so I feel like it doesn't matter which gender, like, whoever asked the other person out, whoever initiated it should be the one paying. 0.92

02:54:47.880 Have you ever asked a guy out?

02:54:49.740 I have not.

02:54:50.660 There we go.

02:54:51.080 I have not.

02:54:52.060 But if I did, if I did, I would pay.

02:54:56.320 Do you think you ever will?

02:54:57.980 Ask someone out?

02:54:58.760 Yeah.

02:54:59.640 Yeah, I think so.

02:55:00.860 Would you prefer that?

02:55:01.820 You'd, like, would that be the ideal scenario for you?

02:55:05.280 I just think that's the most, I think that's the most fair way to do it.

02:55:07.060 Is it the most fair?

02:55:07.780 What do you think, of all the first dates that have occurred in the past five years, if you had to, like, break down who's the initiator in, let's say, heterosexual relationships, would you say it's men or women?

02:55:22.720 Like, what would the percentage break down?

02:55:24.400 What do you mean?

02:55:25.520 Who's initiating?

02:55:27.040 Like, what percentage do you think?

02:55:28.220 Like, 90% men, 95% men, 99% men are asking for the first date?

02:55:34.280 Yeah, maybe, like, 80%.

02:55:37.880 Okay, 80%.

02:55:39.920 I also feel like girls kind of expect the guys to ask them out, you know? 1.00

02:55:43.880 Or that's just, like, what's been known.

02:55:46.080 I think it's a bit higher than 80%.

02:55:48.520 I want to probably put it at, like, 99%.

02:55:52.440 It's probably 99%.

02:55:54.880 I think it's probably 99%.

02:55:56.760 Are there, like, actual stats on that or no?

02:55:58.680 Yeah, I don't see.

02:55:59.040 I don't suspect there are, but, like, maybe there are, but, I mean, it seems a little self-evident to me that overwhelmingly men are initiating first dates.

02:56:10.360 Have you ever had a girl initiate? 0.99

02:56:13.240 One time.

02:56:14.800 My whole life, yeah.

02:56:16.320 And you're 25, right?

02:56:18.660 I'm 25, yeah.

02:56:19.600 And I have, like, and she was a fan of the videos that I make.

02:56:22.720 So, because you have, like, you're very popular.

02:56:24.960 You've got how many followers on Instagram?

02:56:26.520 Like, over a million, right?

02:56:27.340 How many do you have on Instagram?

02:56:28.700 Like, 1.1.

02:56:29.620 1.1 million followers on Instagram.

02:56:31.740 Your channel has, like, what, 10?

02:56:33.500 8 million on YouTube.

02:56:34.200 8 million.

02:56:35.240 8 million on Love, Live, Serve, correct?

02:56:38.340 That's it, that's it.

02:56:38.960 Okay, sorry.

02:56:39.500 Sometimes I get it backwards, but, so, like, you got...

02:56:42.960 And once in my life.

02:56:44.480 One time.

02:56:45.280 Yeah, a girl. 0.97

02:56:46.180 Wait, just to clarify, like, she asked, but you get some DMs from girls, or, like... 1.00

02:56:51.180 Not that many, no.

02:56:52.860 Really?

02:56:53.180 I feel like so many girls would... 0.92

02:56:55.180 I get that all the time.

02:56:56.740 I'm like, I don't think people would talk to you.

02:56:58.180 I'm like, nah.

02:56:59.040 That's crazy.

02:57:00.020 Like, it's...

02:57:00.860 I need your help.

02:57:01.620 You know what's crazy, though?

02:57:02.600 Like, put a girl in your boots, in your shoes, like, and with the exact same, like, a million followers on Instagram, 8 million followers on YouTube.

02:57:15.380 Oh, yeah.

02:57:16.220 That's...

02:57:16.540 That thousands of DMs and offers and this...

02:57:20.760 From A-listers and all that.

02:57:22.380 You know what?

02:57:22.860 Even...

02:57:23.140 But even, like, a girl who's got, like, a thousand followers on Instagram is getting, like...

02:57:27.780 You know, we should go around the table.

02:57:29.280 Let's go around the table on this.

02:57:30.540 I know we've got some content creators here, but maybe we could see what the situation is.

02:57:35.580 So, Maddie, you've been on the show a little bit, so, I mean, guys are probably, like, sliding into your DMs from the show, despite the fact that you're in a relationship.

02:57:45.560 I would say, like, before I was on the show.

02:57:49.120 Before you were on the show, yeah.

02:57:51.020 Yeah, I would still get a lot of DMs from men, but I would say ever since I've been on the show, it, like, skyrocketed.

02:57:58.900 Oh, skyrocketed.

02:57:59.860 Yeah.

02:58:00.540 Yeah.

02:58:01.580 Before the show, like, how many per week or how many per month?

02:58:04.720 Per month, I would say, like, four or five.

02:58:09.060 Oh, okay.

02:58:09.500 That's not...

02:58:09.820 It's not that crazy, but...

02:58:11.560 I mean, some dudes don't even get that their entire lives.

02:58:14.280 It's not compared to other dudes.

02:58:17.660 What about you?

02:58:18.600 How are the DMs looking?

02:58:21.240 That seat booster did not help.

02:58:22.820 No, it didn't help.

02:58:23.760 I get maybe probably eight to ten a month.

02:58:27.780 Eight to ten a month?

02:58:29.020 Okay.

02:58:30.980 What about you?

02:58:32.540 I get, like, a decent amount every day.

02:58:35.540 What's a decent amount?

02:58:36.380 How many DMs per day?

02:58:37.500 But, to be fair, you are a content creator.

02:58:39.240 Right.

02:58:40.520 And, you know, I also do OnlyFans, so there's always people...

02:58:44.080 I'd say, like, before you did, like, your whole content.

02:58:46.100 Before I did content creating, I would say, like, I would probably get, I don't know,

02:58:52.460 like, two or three a day.

02:58:55.080 Wow.

02:58:56.720 Okay.

02:58:57.320 Two, three a day.

02:58:58.040 All right.

02:59:00.480 My account's always been private, and my only public one is dating coaching.

02:59:05.840 With the dating coaching, I'll have people, like, hitting on me just, like, a couple times a month.

02:59:10.960 It's kind of weird to hit on a dating coach.

02:59:13.640 Before that, just, like, once a month or something with my little private hometown account.

02:59:18.600 Okay.

02:59:19.140 What, you said once or twice a month?

02:59:21.240 Yeah, with my, like...

02:59:22.840 Were you getting chicks or dudes hitting you up? 0.98

02:59:25.240 Or better?

02:59:25.420 Oh, the woman. 1.00

02:59:26.340 The ladies.

02:59:27.140 No, I would, I only get, would get on, like, my personal account, like, maybe, maybe once

02:59:34.520 a month, and it's, like, a random dude.

02:59:36.900 Okay.

02:59:37.340 What about you?

02:59:38.840 I feel like I get, like, a good amount every day.

02:59:41.980 They're all, like, really funny to read.

02:59:43.480 Like, they'll call me, they'll call me, like, mommy, and they'll be, like, can you please, 1.00

02:59:47.580 like, punch me in the face and kill me? 1.00

02:59:49.680 And I'll be, like, oh, my God. 0.99

02:59:52.060 Like, actually, I've had people request to, like, curb stomp them.

02:59:56.440 We'll finish this question first.

02:59:57.720 Yeah.

02:59:58.580 I'm, like, okay.

02:59:59.620 Like, they want to pay you? 0.98

03:00:00.940 Like, they, this guy offered to, like, pay me to, like, kick him in the nuts for, like, 0.98

03:00:06.200 30 minutes. 0.96

03:00:07.040 I get those all the time.

03:00:07.860 Like, forcefully.

03:00:08.580 I would totally do that.

03:00:10.200 And this one guy actually paid me one time to come to my house in a maid outfit, and he

03:00:15.060 wore heels, and he cleaned my entire house. 0.59

03:00:17.740 Oh, the guy?

03:00:18.360 And he paid me. 0.98

03:00:19.480 And then he, he sucked on my toes, dude. 0.99

03:00:20.840 But then he paid me. 0.98

03:00:22.340 It was a good amount of money.

03:00:23.340 You got paid for him to clean your house. 1.00

03:00:25.080 He sucked on her toes, dude. 1.00

03:00:25.760 You got the dog sucked? 1.00

03:00:27.740 Wait, so you cleaned, you cleaned his house? 0.99

03:00:30.080 No, he cleaned, he came to my house.

03:00:32.400 Came to your house.

03:00:33.120 He put on a maid outfit. 0.85

03:00:34.420 Was it her ex? 0.98

03:00:35.840 The one that turned gay? 0.98

03:00:37.600 I'm sorry. 0.90

03:00:38.240 Oh, my God.

03:00:39.040 He put on a maid outfit. 0.85

03:00:40.780 He wore heels, and he cleaned my entire house, and then paid me. 1.00

03:00:46.480 And sucked her toes. 1.00

03:00:47.780 He sucked my toes. 1.00

03:00:48.740 Did he massage them? 1.00

03:00:50.060 Well, he, he was like a sub, and he found me through like Instagram.

03:00:55.460 I'm surprised you even accepted the offer.

03:00:57.580 Well, because one time I put, I put these naked wolf boots on my store, and I was like,

03:01:01.380 oh, I really like these boots.

03:01:02.640 And this guy was like, I will buy them for you if.

03:01:04.920 And yeah, that's how it all started.

03:01:07.680 And like, I had a relationship with him for like two years.

03:01:11.560 It wasn't like, I never had sex with him.

03:01:13.520 Like a real, like a dom sub relationship. 0.99

03:01:15.940 I never fucked him or anything. 0.96

03:01:17.040 We never even kissed. 1.00

03:01:18.360 He would only like suck on my toes. 0.98

03:01:19.740 One time, he made me stand on his whole face with both of my feet. 0.95

03:01:24.420 And I thought I was going to break him.

03:01:26.540 Wait, I thought it was just like a random dude, though.

03:01:28.820 Okay.

03:01:29.100 He was a random dude, but like, turns out he lived like five minutes away from me at my

03:01:32.860 parents' house.

03:01:33.600 That's so weird.

03:01:33.920 Can you scoot the mic just that way a little bit?

03:01:35.540 Where was this story on earlier on in the show?

03:01:38.900 I didn't get the chance to bring it up.

03:01:40.540 Oh, okay. 1.00

03:01:40.980 Does anybody, we'll go into that a little bit, but does anybody else have some crazy shit 0.99

03:01:45.720 like that they want to share? 0.99

03:01:47.140 I've gotten like.

03:01:47.520 Looking at you, I feel like you've got some skeletons.

03:01:50.360 In what regard?

03:01:52.120 I don't know. 1.00

03:01:52.600 Some dude just like dressed, wanted to show up dressed as a fucking monk or some shit. 0.98

03:01:55.700 No, but I do have somebody that has been harassing me since I was 14 years old. 0.99

03:01:59.280 Let's not talk about that.

03:02:00.180 Oh, no.

03:02:01.980 Different type of skeleton.

03:02:03.520 Okay, so hold on.

03:02:04.940 How much did he pay you? 0.99

03:02:06.140 Um, he paid me like a band to clean my house and like suck on my toes. 0.63

03:02:12.220 On top of buying her the shoes she wanted. 0.89

03:02:14.020 He bought me everything.

03:02:15.480 Like he, like he's bought me like my whole shoe collection is just from him. 0.99

03:02:19.600 Damn. 0.99

03:02:20.000 How much money has. 1.00

03:02:21.020 He had a really big like shoe fetish, not even foot.

03:02:23.940 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

03:02:24.840 Like shoe fetish.

03:02:25.940 Shoe fetish.

03:02:26.320 Like he loved shoes.

03:02:27.620 Women's shoes? 1.00

03:02:28.420 Yes.

03:02:28.720 Did he wear them?

03:02:29.840 Yeah, but he also like, it was a long distance relationship after I left Virginia.

03:02:34.880 So I would send him videos of me walking in heels and he would pay me for that.

03:02:40.340 Just curious.

03:02:41.080 Okay, so he paid you $1,000 one time.

03:02:42.800 How much total did he pay you?

03:02:44.760 I don't know.

03:02:45.160 He would pay me like $300 a week just because, but also I would be like, hey, can you pay for

03:02:49.300 my electricity bill?

03:02:50.480 He'd pay for it.

03:02:51.100 Or like, hey, like I want this.

03:02:52.820 Can you buy it?

03:02:53.880 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

03:02:54.880 And yeah.

03:02:55.480 Was it, was it a white guy?

03:02:58.700 He was, well, I think he was like Persian.

03:03:01.040 He was Persian.

03:03:03.340 A soft spoken Persian man.

03:03:05.720 Wow. 1.00

03:03:07.140 Damn. 0.99

03:03:08.740 So you, if you had to take a guess, a stab at how much total, are we talking 10,000, 0.99

03:03:15.640 20,000, 30,000, 40,000?

03:03:17.580 So like in a month, maybe that might be easy.

03:03:19.840 Total, total.

03:03:20.780 Like total?

03:03:21.880 Total.

03:03:22.780 I, I have no idea.

03:03:24.560 Like, I don't know, maybe like 30,000 or something like that.

03:03:27.720 That's pretty good. 0.99

03:03:28.400 Holy shit. 0.99

03:03:29.300 That's pretty good. 1.00

03:03:30.640 That's so crazy.

03:03:31.680 30,000.

03:03:32.640 Like 30,000.

03:03:32.840 She got men paying her bills for her, cleaning her house, sticking her clothes. 1.00

03:03:36.300 He's like, he paid for my rent before.

03:03:38.580 But like that.

03:03:39.220 That's, and that's one dude.

03:03:40.320 Have you had other dudes, maybe not on this scale?

03:03:42.920 Was, this is like the most.

03:03:44.940 Yeah.

03:03:45.820 I've had, I've had a guy pay me for live streams, but I was never naked.

03:03:52.100 Like, he just like, I guess like really liked talking to me.

03:03:55.540 Okay.

03:03:55.800 And, um, yeah, I would like, I would wear like something skimpy or like, he'd be like,

03:04:00.880 oh, like, I like this kind of fashion style.

03:04:03.140 Can we maybe do like a little like dress up?

03:04:05.080 You do the makeup like that.

03:04:06.240 And then you like pick out an outfit, blah, blah, blah.

03:04:08.400 And like, this man would pay me, I think at most he paid me $4,000 for like a one to

03:04:15.120 two hour, like live stream with just him.

03:04:17.480 Wait, $4,000?

03:04:18.940 $4,000 per live stream.

03:04:21.460 Well, not per live stream.

03:04:22.620 It ranges from like a thousand to like 4,000.

03:04:25.280 Cause he'll be like, can we keep going?

03:04:26.720 Like, I'll give you 500 more dollars.

03:04:29.060 And then like, after like the 10 minutes is up, he'd be like, okay, wait, can I give

03:04:32.440 you like another like 800?

03:04:33.620 Keep going.

03:04:35.460 So for like, you said two to three hours.

03:04:38.540 It was like at most two hours.

03:04:41.380 Hold on just a sec.

03:04:42.180 From Etheist donated $100.

03:04:45.000 Hey, Brian, are you aware of the Adam 22 lean of the plug situation with Jason Love?

03:04:50.340 Keep up the great work, man.

03:04:52.500 Yo, what's up, man?

03:04:53.100 By the way, I did see your membership chat.

03:04:54.960 Unfortunately, the way StreamYards work, it won't show those like renewed membership

03:04:59.960 chats.

03:05:00.720 Thank you for the TTS man.

03:05:02.360 Yes, I'm aware of the situation.

03:05:03.760 I've actually been talking to Adam 22.

03:05:05.500 We've been messaging for months now.

03:05:07.840 We're, we're, I might go, I'm going to go on NoJumper and then we're going to try to

03:05:12.680 get, we've been, we were going to try to get him on, on Friday, him and his wife to

03:05:16.900 come on the show.

03:05:17.560 So, uh, we might do that potentially later on in the month with, it's hard to, it's

03:05:23.240 hard scheduling for the both of us.

03:05:24.600 We're both super busy.

03:05:25.360 So, but, uh, I'm, I'm aware of the situation.

03:05:28.340 Oh, hey, Mike Davis donated $100.

03:05:30.900 We'll get Jason Love too.

03:05:31.960 Chance, you a cool cat.

03:05:33.440 It's all love.

03:05:34.600 Chance?

03:05:34.780 If I would have tuned in earlier, I would have reserved the flames for that pink feminist 1.00

03:05:39.100 misfit weirdo. 1.00

03:05:40.680 Mentally deranged. 1.00

03:05:42.420 Brian, sometimes you got to throw out the trash before it takes itself out. 0.96

03:05:46.960 It left a stench.

03:05:50.240 Brutal.

03:05:50.880 Ah, hey, you know, it is what it is.

03:05:53.600 Um, you know, luckily they didn't cause a huge scene, you know, I wasn't too phased with

03:06:00.100 it, you know, just they left, didn't, you know, so whatever.

03:06:05.620 She could have done something more. 0.87

03:06:08.240 Uh, she could have done some crazy. 1.00

03:06:09.740 Anyways, uh, Mike Davis, thank you very much.

03:06:11.440 Much appreciated.

03:06:12.380 Um, okay.

03:06:13.880 So hold on.

03:06:14.500 Um, 1,000 to 4,000, and you, these would be like two, three hours?

03:06:20.200 Like two-ish hours, but it's not like I did it like all the time.

03:06:23.280 It was like a once in a month and maybe if he was like feeling really horny late at night

03:06:27.120 kind of thing.

03:06:28.120 Do you have, did it ever like cross your mind?

03:06:30.060 And what if he was like re-streaming your stream to like another stream and like, you know

03:06:36.080 what I mean?

03:06:36.480 Um, no, so the thing is, is that like he had this like whole trauma about another girl

03:06:42.900 that he did it with and he was like telling me about it and how like they found out like

03:06:46.020 um, his name IRL and then his friends found out and everything cause like I know, like 0.90

03:06:50.560 I know him, like I know his name type shit. 0.95

03:06:53.540 Right. 0.99

03:06:53.680 So he was like, I would never do that to you because like I know that you can blackmail

03:06:56.440 me back.

03:06:58.280 So.

03:06:58.840 Wait, so okay, so how many times did you do this live stream?

03:07:01.460 I don't know, like a, like a good like.

03:07:04.100 20?

03:07:04.740 Six to ten.

03:07:05.740 Oh, six, okay, ten times and you said between what?

03:07:07.720 But like I'm really busy now, you know, so it's like when he hits me up like I kind

03:07:11.080 of, kind of just like eh about it.

03:07:13.420 Okay.

03:07:14.900 Oh, so he, you're still kind of in touch with him?

03:07:17.080 Yeah, I'm not in touch with the, the foot guy anymore.

03:07:20.100 I think he goes to me after he had a girlfriend, which makes sense.

03:07:22.820 But the other guy, like, I mean, I have love for both of them, you know, it's

03:07:27.340 like, thank you for this experience.

03:07:31.120 Okay.

03:07:31.620 And we will go around the table kind of, okay, I'm just trying to parse this.

03:07:36.360 We didn't finish that.

03:07:36.960 Yeah, and we didn't finish the initial one, but okay, so that guy probably paid

03:07:42.420 you $20,000, the streaming dude total.

03:07:46.960 You think he paid you $20,000 total?

03:07:48.780 I don't know.

03:07:49.060 The first guy, he had like interesting requests that he wanted you to do.

03:07:54.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:07:54.880 Like, I want you to step on me and shit. 1.00

03:07:57.380 Yeah, he would like make, I would spit on the floor and he'd lick it up. 1.00

03:08:01.360 Wow.

03:08:02.220 That's creative.

03:08:05.200 I think that's like what turned me into like the dominant woman I am today.

03:08:09.580 That, did you kind of like, were you enjoying it?

03:08:13.160 No, I mean like I felt like really awkward.

03:08:15.160 I mean, I'm not judging you.

03:08:15.980 Low key, I felt awkward because like I didn't find him like attractive or anything.

03:08:18.800 I did it for the money.

03:08:20.620 You were attracted to the money, kind of.

03:08:21.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:08:23.200 But like now, it's like fun to like be like a switch in bed, you know, and like show like

03:08:28.060 the dominant side that I learned how to do from that.

03:08:30.800 Can we do a, can you and Ryan do a little, you said you can be Dom.

03:08:36.820 Can you Dom, can you Dom Ryan really quick?

03:08:39.720 Are you, Ryan, do you consent?

03:08:42.080 You know.

03:08:42.740 Oh, do you consent to this?

03:08:46.380 Can I get thrust into this?

03:08:48.960 Why do you keep volunteering, Ryan?

03:08:50.500 You're the guinea pig.

03:08:51.360 Why don't you do it?

03:08:52.820 Yeah, you do it, Ryan.

03:08:53.380 I have some responsibilities as the host.

03:08:56.040 I have to, you know.

03:08:57.220 I don't think I can, I don't think I can have that out there. 0.97

03:08:59.000 Ryan, would you let me choke you and spit in your mouth? 1.00

03:09:01.060 Holy fuck. 1.00

03:09:02.080 That's not that intense. 1.00

03:09:02.940 Good times.

03:09:03.380 See, I'm, but you guys picked the wrong person for the, for that one.

03:09:07.960 I'm sorry.

03:09:08.640 I'm not going to be able to consent to that.

03:09:10.560 Well, I mean, like, yeah, I wouldn't do it live.

03:09:14.380 Okay.

03:09:14.680 She wants a piece after the show.

03:09:16.680 Okay.

03:09:17.520 All right.

03:09:18.020 Wait, are you trying to get them to do something on the show?

03:09:20.220 Yeah.

03:09:20.500 No, not like anything obscene, but just like, like, how would you talk? 0.99

03:09:24.080 Like, are you talking like degradation type shit? 0.99

03:09:26.680 Yeah. 1.00

03:09:26.860 I would like degrade him.

03:09:28.180 Yeah. 1.00

03:09:28.300 I'd be like, you fucking pathetic piece of shit. 1.00

03:09:31.040 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

03:09:33.760 Smack.

03:09:34.460 You know what I mean? 0.65

03:09:34.760 How do these dudes like also somehow have like a shit ton of money?

03:09:38.460 It's so, like.

03:09:39.380 Yeah.

03:09:39.880 It's very interesting.

03:09:40.660 I don't know.

03:09:41.260 Okay.

03:09:41.720 So that's cool.

03:09:42.600 So that's two dudes.

03:09:44.160 Yeah.

03:09:44.900 Any other situation?

03:09:48.200 You got a lot of fun OnlyFans clients.

03:09:50.420 I love them.

03:09:51.320 So there's that too.

03:09:53.020 Are you making six figures a month total?

03:09:55.200 Does it matter how much I make?

03:09:56.460 No, I'm just curious.

03:09:57.140 I'm just, I'm not like.

03:09:58.360 I just make a good amount of money to take care of myself and my family.

03:10:01.840 I want to do the reverse finesse.

03:10:04.760 So how do we do this?

03:10:07.480 Okay.

03:10:09.540 I want from you $3,000 a month to.

03:10:16.380 Promote.

03:10:17.740 That would be so weird.

03:10:19.000 I will.

03:10:23.460 I'm not sure how we're going to explore this.

03:10:27.140 I'll send you feet pics.

03:10:30.060 What?

03:10:30.960 I will send you feet pics for $3,000 a month.

03:10:33.280 Deal?

03:10:33.960 Wait, like I, like.

03:10:35.620 You, no, you pay me.

03:10:36.900 You pay me.

03:10:37.640 I.

03:10:38.060 This is the reverse. 0.93

03:10:39.140 I hate men feet.

03:10:39.980 I would never want.

03:10:41.000 You haven't seen my feet, son.

03:10:42.220 Yeah, I would never want.

03:10:43.500 Keep it that way.

03:10:44.080 You have not seen my feet, son.

03:10:45.260 Like, I get so scared when I see, like.

03:10:47.880 Okay, fine.

03:10:48.700 I'll show you ankles.

03:10:50.120 What about ankle?

03:10:50.720 I don't want to pay you for anything.

03:10:54.760 This is the reverse finesse.

03:10:56.440 This is the circle of life.

03:10:58.680 This is the circle of life.

03:10:59.920 I'm not willing to do that.

03:11:02.880 Maybe.

03:11:03.280 I mean, I'm sure you could find someone else.

03:11:05.000 You need to pay it forward.

03:11:06.240 Pay it forward.

03:11:07.880 It's the, it's the, the, the circle of life of OnlyFans. 0.99

03:11:11.920 Your dudes are paying for your feet pics or whatever the fuck. 1.00

03:11:15.700 And I'm just saying you're paying for mine. 0.98

03:11:18.260 Would the reverse not be more like she pays to send you pics?

03:11:22.780 Like pays you to accept them?

03:11:25.100 Because otherwise you're just reversing customer client.

03:11:30.320 So are they like painted French tip?

03:11:32.880 Huh?

03:11:33.700 Are they like French tip toes? 1.00

03:11:36.400 Or like are they white? 0.66

03:11:38.260 There's some normal.

03:11:39.100 Painted white?

03:11:39.780 There's some normal, normal feet.

03:11:42.200 Are they hairy?

03:11:45.680 They're good.

03:11:47.100 Can you show them right now?

03:11:48.300 I'm not, I'm not going to show anything right now.

03:11:50.640 Well, I asked if they were hairy.

03:11:52.780 Okay, that's crazy.

03:11:53.860 Okay, let's move on.

03:11:54.820 That's, that's well, that's well.

03:11:56.140 That's crazy though that like, I mean, we've heard it before from the girls on,

03:11:59.920 on the panel that there's like a bunch of dudes who are like spending tons of money

03:12:04.440 on chicks for these things. 1.00

03:12:06.480 But, hey, you know, whatever.

03:12:09.780 What was the original question?

03:12:11.160 I forgot.

03:12:12.360 DMs.

03:12:12.800 Oh.

03:12:13.640 Oh, how many DMs?

03:12:14.380 Yeah, how many DMs do you get?

03:12:15.440 Honestly, not a lot.

03:12:17.120 Maybe like per week.

03:12:18.460 Stop the cap. 0.94

03:12:19.260 I swear, like two to three at most.

03:12:22.440 At most.

03:12:23.320 Like really not that much.

03:12:24.680 Okay.

03:12:25.480 All right.

03:12:26.740 And then have you had any situations like her where dudes just be simping and sending 0.99

03:12:30.920 you fucking money? 0.97

03:12:32.140 Um, I did have like a couple, I guess like sugar daddies or whatever that would kind of 1.00

03:12:39.400 just send me money when I needed.

03:12:41.100 You've had sugar daddies? 0.59

03:12:42.360 Yeah, but I don't do that anymore.

03:12:44.320 You've cut that out?

03:12:44.900 Yeah.

03:12:45.160 Wait, but you're, hold on, you're 18, correct?

03:12:48.320 Yeah.

03:12:48.920 You had sugar daddies? 1.00

03:12:53.320 How?

03:12:54.200 Did you have sugar daddies before you were 18?

03:12:56.020 No, no, no, no.

03:12:56.580 Oh, okay.

03:12:57.340 You're of age.

03:12:58.340 This wasn't that long ago, but like I just kind of got weird out because I think they kind

03:13:03.920 of wanted like sex and stuff.

03:13:05.400 So I was like, and they're like old guys. 0.99

03:13:07.540 Yeah.

03:13:07.820 So I was like, no, but they would kind of just send me money when I asked or if I would like

03:13:11.680 hang out with them and stuff like that.

03:13:13.080 Were you on seeking?

03:13:14.160 How did you?

03:13:16.360 Um, I actually met a lot of them at like clubs and stuff.

03:13:19.500 You're 18.

03:13:20.660 Yeah.

03:13:21.040 I got connections.

03:13:23.260 Okay.

03:13:24.500 Uh, were you going to clubs before you turned 18?

03:13:28.880 Um, I think, I think at the end.

03:13:32.140 Yeah.

03:13:32.520 Yeah.

03:13:32.780 Yeah.

03:13:32.920 Like right when I was about to turn 18.

03:13:36.960 Stay safe, gentlemen.

03:13:38.100 Uh, okay.

03:13:38.800 Uh, so you had some sugar daddies and you just say, Hey, I need help with the rent or.

03:13:47.740 Yeah.

03:13:48.140 I want to go shopping.

03:13:49.680 How much?

03:13:50.020 So what, what's the most of guys ever spent on you?

03:13:52.300 Um, I went on a trip with one of them to Vegas and he gave me, I think it was like 2,400.

03:14:01.120 2,400.

03:14:02.040 Did you negotiate it or?

03:14:03.520 Um, I, I said it was, I said I like need help.

03:14:05.800 I think it was like for my car.

03:14:06.960 I need something fixed.

03:14:07.960 And, um, on the trip at the end of it, he gave me like a white envelope and it was like

03:14:12.000 all in cash and stuff.

03:14:14.260 Okay.

03:14:14.860 So I think that's the most, that's the most.

03:14:16.680 20, but did you see him multiple times?

03:14:19.940 Yeah.

03:14:20.400 I think I've only seen him in total.

03:14:23.580 I think it was only like three times, but we, we don't talk anymore.

03:14:27.580 Did he pay you other times too?

03:14:29.500 Yeah.

03:14:29.860 Like over text and stuff.

03:14:31.400 Like he was one of the guys when I just like asked, like said, I like needed something or

03:14:35.800 whatever, he would pay me.

03:14:36.720 Um, maybe like 200 to 300.

03:14:40.560 Okay.

03:14:41.580 So you, he paid you maybe in total, like over 3000.

03:14:45.100 Probably more than that.

03:14:46.240 Maybe like 5,000 in total.

03:14:48.380 Oh, okay.

03:14:49.340 Any other guys?

03:14:50.380 You said you had a couple of sugar daddies.

03:14:52.780 Um, the other ones weren't really sugar daddies, I guess.

03:14:56.220 What were they? 0.99

03:14:56.800 Just pay pigs. 0.99

03:14:58.400 What? 1.00

03:14:58.920 Pay pigs. 0.67

03:14:59.740 What's that? 0.99

03:15:00.360 It's a term.

03:15:01.740 Oh, no.

03:15:02.760 Okay.

03:15:02.940 Just like, so I guess they just pay you.

03:15:04.520 I guess technically just one.

03:15:05.840 Cause the other guys weren't really paying me.

03:15:07.820 Well, they were just like taking you out to dinner.

03:15:10.620 Yeah.

03:15:10.780 Yeah.

03:15:11.620 Company.

03:15:12.360 Yeah.

03:15:12.600 They weren't like straight up just like, here's cash.

03:15:14.860 No.

03:15:15.340 Okay.

03:15:15.840 Got it.

03:15:16.860 But they would like, did any of them take you on any trips or anything or?

03:15:20.660 The only one was with the one guy who took me to Vegas.

03:15:23.620 And then he also got me and my friends, um, like a beach house for a weekend.

03:15:29.080 Aw. 0.97

03:15:29.960 Was it an event or like Coachella or some shit? 0.99

03:15:32.620 No. 0.99

03:15:32.640 Just for fun.

03:15:32.900 Just for fun.

03:15:34.000 Okay. 1.00

03:15:35.140 Yo, where's all the fucking chicks that are doing this? 1.00

03:15:37.080 Some guys will literally like pay you just to text them. 1.00

03:15:40.120 Yeah.

03:15:40.660 Yeah.

03:15:41.160 Which is crazy.

03:15:41.940 Have you guys heard of the AI girlfriend?

03:15:44.560 What? 1.00

03:15:45.240 No, but I believe that shit. 1.00

03:15:46.700 Yo, send the, hold on. 1.00

03:15:47.980 This is more than the asteroid.

03:15:49.740 Hold on. 1.00

03:15:50.080 We're sending the fucking nuke. 1.00

03:15:51.980 Shit. 1.00

03:15:52.480 You know that one guy on like, uh. 1.00

03:15:54.740 Send the fucking nuke. 0.99

03:15:55.400 My Strange Addiction who like is like obsessed with like his doll. 1.00

03:15:59.960 Oh, I saw that.

03:16:01.000 It's so weird.

03:16:01.400 And he like got married to her and everything.

03:16:03.720 Dresses her up.

03:16:04.560 And he made it.

03:16:04.920 No, did he see?

03:16:05.580 He made them like a family.

03:16:06.660 Like he gave birth to the doll.

03:16:10.100 Yeah.

03:16:10.540 That's crazy.

03:16:11.320 But it's like a doll family.

03:16:12.680 Yeah.

03:16:12.860 It's the only human one.

03:16:14.320 Can I? 1.00

03:16:14.540 What public service announcement from fucking me? 1.00

03:16:19.920 Can you guys stop doing this shit? 1.00

03:16:23.200 Guys, like. 1.00

03:16:24.180 Stop it.

03:16:25.480 Get some help.

03:16:25.960 Oh my God. 0.99

03:16:26.720 What are you guys fucking doing? 1.00

03:16:29.100 Wait, what? 1.00

03:16:29.760 Spend your money on me, sonho. 1.00

03:16:31.760 No, but seriously, guys, stop fucking doing this shit. 1.00

03:16:36.040 You're fucking it up for everybody. 1.00

03:16:39.140 I don't know, dude. 0.98

03:16:39.860 It's just. 0.99

03:16:42.200 It's, it's kind of pathetic, dude. 1.00

03:16:44.540 It's so pathetic. 0.99

03:16:46.160 Not, not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not shaming the girls. 0.99

03:16:48.420 No, it's definitely.

03:16:49.280 If I was, if I was an 18 year old.

03:16:50.040 No, I felt bad.

03:16:51.200 Yes, but.

03:16:51.780 I honestly felt bad for him.

03:16:53.960 Like, that's like so sad.

03:16:56.460 A lot.

03:16:56.840 I feel like a lot of these guys are, it is kind of.

03:16:59.320 It's sad.

03:17:00.000 It is kind of sad.

03:17:01.500 I don't, I'm not really shaming really so much.

03:17:04.520 I think the guys can't, you got to stop.

03:17:07.240 Yeah.

03:17:08.260 Have more respect for yourself. 1.00

03:17:09.280 Stop that shit. 1.00

03:17:09.700 Guys. 1.00

03:17:10.920 Now there are definitely, look, there are some women that are like predatory with it. 1.00

03:17:14.300 But like a lot of these dudes are like, they're, they're not getting, like they're seeking

03:17:20.720 this out.

03:17:21.500 So there are, look, some dudes are getting played and there's some predatory women, but 1.00

03:17:25.480 like a lot of dudes perfectly happy engaging in this shit. 0.99

03:17:28.760 And it's just, guys, please. 0.99

03:17:30.660 I don't care how down bad you are. 1.00

03:17:32.520 Don't do this shit. 1.00

03:17:34.440 Sorry, guys. 0.99

03:17:34.940 Sorry.

03:17:35.240 For those of you who are enjoying the benefits, but okay.

03:17:38.560 We have Alex P here.

03:17:39.560 Yo, Brian, your mood is up 300%.

03:17:40.920 Please tell us.

03:17:41.640 Is it a health improvement?

03:17:43.360 New woman in your life.

03:17:44.700 Both.

03:17:45.060 Also, I'm crafting you a custom pen.

03:17:47.360 Go respond to my message.

03:17:48.920 Did I, oh, this were, I feel like I saw someone messaging me about wanting to hook me up with

03:17:53.040 a pen.

03:17:54.060 Oh, I thought you were going to say hook up with you.

03:17:55.920 Yeah.

03:17:56.560 I make pens.

03:17:57.300 Did you email me, Alex, or did you, I'm trying to remember.

03:18:01.040 Maybe it was a DM.

03:18:01.820 DM, I'm like backlogged on checking my DMs.

03:18:05.320 I get so many DMs.

03:18:06.220 It's insane.

03:18:07.040 So I apologize if I missed it.

03:18:09.240 But mood wise, just, you know, I think the shows have been Madison maybe a little smoother.

03:18:15.960 Yeah.

03:18:16.240 We didn't have those girls leave. 1.00

03:18:17.860 But yeah, the guests we've had on, it's been pretty smooth.

03:18:20.980 And I've been trying to like reshift a little bit my, I don't know. 0.93

03:18:27.820 And there was just like a lot of shit going on like prior to the break. 0.94

03:18:31.200 Just like, just a lot. 0.98

03:18:34.580 It seemed like one thing after another with like the show.

03:18:38.660 So it was like a tough stretch there.

03:18:42.660 But yeah.

03:18:45.220 So yeah.

03:18:46.940 Thank you, man.

03:18:47.760 Appreciate it.

03:18:48.200 Oh, I do have one statement here.

03:18:50.980 I'm going to put this banana on the table.

03:18:54.820 The first person, the next person to send the TTS, you get to pick someone at this table.

03:19:01.840 It could be me.

03:19:02.840 It could be Ryan.

03:19:03.460 It could be any, anybody here to eat the banana in a semi-erotic way.

03:19:12.640 The next person to send the TTS, just say, just pick a name and they have to, you are legally

03:19:18.800 bound to eat that banana in a romantic fashion.

03:19:22.640 What if you don't like bananas?

03:19:24.340 I don't care if you're allergic. 1.00

03:19:25.780 You are going to have, we're going to get an EpiPen and fuck you up. 1.00

03:19:29.460 That makes me nervous. 1.00

03:19:31.640 What, you don't like bananas?

03:19:32.680 I don't like bananas.

03:19:34.800 What?

03:19:35.160 She didn't hear it.

03:19:37.320 Oh, you're explaining it to her?

03:19:38.120 Yeah.

03:19:38.400 Yeah.

03:19:38.560 The next person who sends a TTS, somebody has to eat the banana.

03:19:42.420 Please don't say me.

03:19:43.320 They choose.

03:19:44.140 Eat the banana.

03:19:44.620 If you guys want me to come back.

03:19:46.060 So let's go with you.

03:19:47.660 We'll go this way.

03:19:49.020 Wait, what?

03:19:49.960 Oh.

03:19:50.500 Just like, have you had a sugar daddy situation?

03:19:54.000 Dude simping over you, spending money.

03:19:56.440 Anything like that?

03:19:57.260 No.

03:20:00.420 By the way, just, I don't know if you were upset about the feet.

03:20:04.700 I was joking.

03:20:05.540 Oh, no, no, no.

03:20:06.140 I was joking.

03:20:06.940 Why would I be upset about the feet?

03:20:09.040 I thought maybe you might have been offended that I was soliciting your, like, I was trying

03:20:13.460 to make you a simp.

03:20:14.640 Oh, no, no, no, no. 0.99

03:20:15.380 I was just like kind of fucking around. 0.98

03:20:16.820 I thought it was funny. 0.99

03:20:17.960 Oh, okay.

03:20:18.300 Cool, cool, cool.

03:20:18.600 But I was letting you know that I don't want your feet.

03:20:20.460 Okay, cool.

03:20:21.320 I just, I didn't want to offend you.

03:20:23.000 Unless they're French tipped.

03:20:25.020 So that can be arranged. 0.71

03:20:27.380 Have you ever had your toes sucked on before? 0.93

03:20:30.780 Hmm?

03:20:31.440 Huh?

03:20:32.220 Why are you trying? 1.00

03:20:33.860 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:20:35.060 For 3,000 a month? 1.00

03:20:36.180 No, I'm just asking.

03:20:36.960 I think one girl requested it.

03:20:39.700 Really?

03:20:39.940 And I was like, I will oblige you in your fantasy, whatever.

03:20:44.740 It doesn't do anything for me. 0.99

03:20:46.360 You sucked on her toes? 1.00

03:20:47.460 No, no, she. 1.00

03:20:48.460 Sucked on yours? 0.99

03:20:49.100 She requested it. 0.97

03:20:50.240 I was like, if that's what gets you off, we can.

03:20:54.660 Hmm.

03:20:56.140 I'm not going to knock your, I'm not going to knock your ink here. 0.96

03:20:59.380 So your toes have been sucked before?

03:21:02.220 One time by a woman, she requested it. 1.00

03:21:04.300 I was like, fuck it. 1.00

03:21:05.760 Let's try. 1.00

03:21:07.020 It happened.

03:21:08.060 That's so funny.

03:21:08.780 It happened.

03:21:10.160 So you're, are you, because you kind of like upped the ante here.

03:21:14.840 I just wanted to send feed pics. 0.99

03:21:16.320 Now you're trying to suck my toes, huh? 0.99

03:21:17.540 No, I was just like asking a question. 0.99

03:21:20.780 Hmm? 1.00

03:21:21.280 Would you let me suck on your toes? 1.00

03:21:24.300 What? 1.00

03:21:24.660 Let's talk finances, son.

03:21:27.320 What are we talking here?

03:21:28.960 No, I'm saying like willingly.

03:21:30.080 You got cash on you?

03:21:30.880 What's up?

03:21:31.300 Well, I wouldn't pay for it, but I'm saying like, let's say hypothetically we were in a relationship.

03:21:34.960 Hold on, let me take my shoes off.

03:21:36.560 Oh, hypothetically in a relationship.

03:21:38.020 Hypothetically, we were dating. 1.00

03:21:38.940 Like, would you let me suck on your dogs? 1.00

03:21:41.700 My dongs? 1.00

03:21:42.440 Your dogs.

03:21:43.600 Oh, my toes.

03:21:47.960 Sure.

03:21:48.580 Why not?

03:21:49.200 Yeah, cool.

03:21:49.620 I'm not going to knock somebody's, what?

03:21:51.400 It wouldn't, it wouldn't do anything for me, but like my philosophy is if it turns my partner on,

03:21:56.340 then as long as it's something I'm comfortable with, I would be like, oh, that's a little, uh.

03:22:02.480 That's fair.

03:22:02.960 Might be a little ticklish, you know what I'm saying?

03:22:04.960 Okay, so like hypothetically speaking.

03:22:06.180 Okay, whatever, that's pretty, it's pretty harmless. 0.99

03:22:08.860 Hypothetically speaking still, like if we were dating, would you suck on my toes? 1.00

03:22:12.460 No. 1.00

03:22:13.140 Why?

03:22:14.020 If she asked?

03:22:15.460 No, just, that's just a boundary for mine.

03:22:18.300 But what if it turned me on?

03:22:21.960 No, I can't.

03:22:22.860 Brian's a germaphobe.

03:22:23.800 I'm a bit of a, I'm a germaphobe.

03:22:24.780 That's it, that's why.

03:22:25.860 Thanks for the save.

03:22:26.580 Yeah, of course.

03:22:27.780 I am a germaphobe and yeah, I wouldn't do that.

03:22:32.840 Fresh out of the shower, painted.

03:22:34.580 You don't know where the dog's been.

03:22:36.440 Painted?

03:22:37.060 Yeah, they were like painted.

03:22:38.280 Nicely.

03:22:38.660 I don't think that would help your cause.

03:22:40.120 Your favorite color. 1.00

03:22:42.000 But you still got like dirt growing under your toenails and shit like that. 0.99

03:22:45.260 You do not have dirt growing under your toenails. 0.99

03:22:47.520 I think I would never have dirt growing under your toenails.

03:22:49.260 I'm, I'm of the philosophy if, you know, look, in that specific situation, no, I wouldn't

03:22:57.180 do that.

03:22:57.660 Oh, okay.

03:22:58.160 I wouldn't do that. 0.99

03:22:58.580 If you want to suck on mine, not, it's not my thing, but if it turns you on, if you're 1.00

03:23:02.840 going to be fucking soaking wet after it, I'm, let's fucking do it. 1.00

03:23:05.640 Hell yeah. 0.99

03:23:06.160 Rock and roll.

03:23:07.480 Rock and roll.

03:23:08.200 It's pretty, that's pretty harmless.

03:23:09.520 So, you know, whatever.

03:23:12.000 Oh, oh.

03:23:13.140 Doc Venabili is donated $100.

03:23:16.440 Oh.

03:23:18.960 Okay, hold on.

03:23:19.940 We're not going to do the fee thing, Doc Venablus, but, um, okay.

03:23:24.020 Oh, wow.

03:23:24.420 Okay.

03:23:24.680 She's a, she's a team player. 0.99

03:23:26.500 She's going for it.

03:23:27.140 Okay.

03:23:27.500 It's a, what brand's banana?

03:23:29.040 Can you hide?

03:23:29.420 The brand's Dole.

03:23:30.400 It's a Dole.

03:23:30.840 Okay.

03:23:31.000 That's a very high quality banana.

03:23:32.840 Okay.

03:23:33.120 Is this?

03:23:33.860 Wait, how did, do you guys peel your banana this way or this way?

03:23:35.920 You're supposed to peel the other way so you can hold the tip.

03:23:38.500 No, no, no.

03:23:38.960 Whoa. 1.00

03:23:39.300 What, are you guys crazy? 0.99

03:23:40.060 Monkeys peel from the bottom. 1.00

03:23:40.960 Get you guys out of your fucking mind. 1.00

03:23:42.260 I learned you pinch and peel. 1.00

03:23:44.020 It's because the stem is for you to hold so you don't have to, like.

03:23:46.820 I don't know, man.

03:23:47.320 That sounds like a lot of work.

03:23:49.980 Okay. 0.99

03:23:50.560 Oh, I don't really fuck with bananas. 1.00

03:23:57.260 She's going to stare at her while she eats a banana. 1.00

03:23:59.600 Here, this is what I want you to do. 0.71

03:24:00.920 I want you to do, like, a death stare. 0.65

03:24:03.220 Look right into this camera here.

03:24:05.760 Oh, come on. 0.87

03:24:06.440 Come on.

03:24:08.380 Whoa.

03:24:09.300 Yeah, just pound it.

03:24:10.520 No, like, one more.

03:24:11.860 Just get it.

03:24:12.280 I mean.

03:24:13.180 Up to you.

03:24:14.940 Oh, my God.

03:24:16.380 That's talent.

03:24:17.660 That's talent.

03:24:19.240 Oh.

03:24:20.380 I really don't like bananas.

03:24:21.640 That's talent.

03:24:23.120 What, did it, did it hit the gag reflex? 1.00

03:24:25.900 No, I just don't really fuck with bananas like that. 0.99

03:24:28.440 Oh, okay. 0.99

03:24:29.820 Does that count?

03:24:30.900 That was.

03:24:31.860 It's done.

03:24:33.160 That was beautiful.

03:24:34.300 That was great.

03:24:35.100 That was, um, okay. 0.99

03:24:38.880 The fuck were we talking, what were we talking about? 0.99

03:24:40.600 We were going. 1.00

03:24:41.160 Oh, no, no, no.

03:24:42.180 We were, we were in the middle.

03:24:43.920 We were having a very intimate conversation.

03:24:46.200 We were in the middle of negotiations.

03:24:48.200 Negotiations.

03:24:49.060 Negotiations.

03:24:49.680 So, let's talk money, right?

03:24:51.060 Okay. 1.00

03:24:51.460 I'm not going to pay you to suck on your toes. 1.00

03:24:53.500 Whoa. 1.00

03:24:54.060 That's, hold on, hold on.

03:24:55.060 Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

03:24:55.980 Still on the toes?

03:24:58.300 Listen, there's got to be a financial component here.

03:25:01.700 You think I'm cheap?

03:25:02.680 You think I'm cheap?

03:25:04.020 No, I'm not saying.

03:25:04.240 I'm very pricey.

03:25:04.920 I'm expensive.

03:25:06.000 Okay.

03:25:06.140 Oh, okay.

03:25:06.680 Yeah, that's right.

03:25:08.020 Okay.

03:25:11.340 What's your question?

03:25:12.200 Your own number.

03:25:12.980 Come on.

03:25:13.860 For what? 0.99

03:25:14.440 To suck on your toes? 0.99

03:25:15.360 Yeah. 1.00

03:25:15.700 Yeah, son. 1.00

03:25:16.360 I would not pay you to suck on your toes. 1.00

03:25:19.260 Bro, this is your fantasy. 1.00

03:25:20.480 This is not my fantasy.

03:25:21.340 I'm just saying hypothetically speaking.

03:25:22.800 Oh, hypothetically speaking, what?

03:25:24.720 Like, I thought we already went through this. 0.99

03:25:27.940 Like, hypothetically speaking, if we were dating, would you suck on my toes? 1.00

03:25:30.900 Would I suck on your toes? 1.00

03:25:31.920 Sorry, would you let me suck on your toes? 1.00

03:25:34.440 I don't even know why we're still on this toe sucking talk. 0.99

03:25:35.800 He said, yeah.

03:25:36.340 He said, yeah.

03:25:37.360 We already answered this. 0.97

03:25:38.300 No, I said, no, I would not suck. 0.99

03:25:40.180 I would not suck. 0.99

03:25:40.660 No, she said, would you, or, yeah, that's fine. 0.99

03:25:44.420 What?

03:25:47.320 What?

03:25:48.280 So is there a negotiation here?

03:25:50.760 What?

03:25:51.880 Huh?

03:25:53.040 No.

03:25:55.460 Ben to the offender donated $99. 0.99

03:25:58.820 Sucking toes equals disavow. 0.99

03:26:01.300 What does that mean? 0.99

03:26:02.460 Disavow.

03:26:03.460 It's like, I'm against that.

03:26:09.140 Okay, let's move on.

03:26:11.240 We were asking the panel about the sugar daddy thing.

03:26:14.440 Oh, yeah.

03:26:14.820 We were on Gertrude.

03:26:18.000 Gertrude, are you coming back?

03:26:20.480 Gertrude?

03:26:21.440 Oh, sorry.

03:26:22.180 Genevieve.

03:26:24.680 Genevieve.

03:26:26.200 Genevieve.

03:26:26.640 Have you ever watched Barbie, the 12 Dancing Princesses?

03:26:32.180 Yes.

03:26:32.840 That's what Genevieve reminds me of. 0.97

03:26:34.360 Yeah, that's what Genevieve reminds me of. 0.98

03:26:36.040 And she's the main princess.

03:26:37.240 Yeah.

03:26:38.680 Sorry.

03:26:38.980 We were asking, has there been a sugar daddy type situation?

03:26:43.280 No.

03:26:45.000 Riley, what about you?

03:26:47.120 I have some sugar daddies on OnlyFans, but nothing outside of that.

03:26:52.700 I do all of my messaging through OnlyFans.

03:26:57.060 Do you have any pay pigs? 0.98

03:26:58.760 Pay pigs? 0.99

03:26:59.520 Pay pigs. 0.99

03:27:00.040 Like people who pay more than others? 0.99

03:27:03.020 Just people who pay you just because.

03:27:04.160 Just like a dude who you can hit up, be like, yo, I need to buy a new bag, or I don't know 0.99

03:27:08.480 what the fuck people are doing. 0.99

03:27:09.340 I mean, yeah, I have like a lot of guys who I guess are, you know, pay pigs, but I also 0.99

03:27:16.660 like, you know, I talk to them, so it's like, I don't know, it's kind of like a relationship,

03:27:22.720 I guess, in that sense, but not like, you know.

03:27:26.920 Word?

03:27:27.680 Yeah.

03:27:27.960 So you have sugar daddies, but it's strictly online.

03:27:29.940 Yes.

03:27:30.120 You're not like meeting up with any.

03:27:31.100 Yeah.

03:27:31.680 Yeah.

03:27:31.880 Okay.

03:27:32.520 What about you?

03:27:33.080 Any sugar daddies situations?

03:27:34.600 I've never had any, but I get DMs asking, like, people ask me to crush their head between

03:27:40.960 my thighs for like $5,000.

03:27:43.820 Can we see a quad check?

03:27:45.380 Can we do a quad check?

03:27:46.700 Because we got the thighs. 1.00

03:27:47.740 I'm kind of too short.

03:27:49.000 Stand on the chair.

03:27:49.420 Hold on, let me see if we can.

03:27:51.040 Yeah, you can, I guess you can stand on the chair.

03:27:52.760 Oh, there we go.

03:27:53.580 God.

03:27:53.920 Oh, wait, can you scoot?

03:27:55.360 Jeez.

03:27:55.680 Wait, you're kind of out of frame.

03:27:57.180 Are you able to scoot over in like a ten?

03:27:59.120 Would you mind sharing like your squat PRs?

03:28:02.560 Look at the calves.

03:28:02.920 Look at the calves. 1.00

03:28:03.680 Damn. 1.00

03:28:04.000 Wow. 1.00

03:28:04.700 Okay.

03:28:05.080 Oh, wow. 1.00

03:28:05.680 Damn. 1.00

03:28:07.600 Holy shit. 1.00

03:28:08.680 You could stomp on someone. 1.00

03:28:09.160 Oh, my God.

03:28:10.240 Oh, my God.

03:28:10.740 Yeah, whoa.

03:28:11.800 What the?

03:28:12.740 Wow.

03:28:13.420 Yes.

03:28:13.700 That's crazy.

03:28:14.220 Oh, my God.

03:28:15.180 That's awesome.

03:28:17.140 Thank you.

03:28:17.760 Okay.

03:28:18.220 Wow.

03:28:18.560 That's, that's.

03:28:20.040 Thank you for that.

03:28:21.320 It's good.

03:28:21.940 Okay. 0.98

03:28:23.360 So, you get dudes hitting you up to fucking just like. 0.99

03:28:28.080 And also, like, men will ask me to step on their face. 0.99

03:28:31.720 What?

03:28:31.980 What's the?

03:28:32.320 Weird.

03:28:32.920 That's weird.

03:28:33.560 Like what she said.

03:28:34.700 Like, men will ask me to put my feet on their face.

03:28:37.840 What is the going price for a, you said that.

03:28:40.480 In the market.

03:28:41.020 A thigh crush.

03:28:42.140 A head thigh crush.

03:28:42.840 Some are 1,000.

03:28:43.940 Some are 5,000.

03:28:44.980 I never do it.

03:28:46.380 But.

03:28:46.740 Would they fly to you?

03:28:48.580 To do it?

03:28:49.040 I've never responded to any of these messages. 0.58

03:28:52.820 Ryan, are you down to get your head crushed right now?

03:28:56.440 Would you do it?

03:28:58.180 Would you do it?

03:28:58.600 We could do like a calf crush.

03:29:00.000 I don't know.

03:29:00.540 Those quads could really damage my cranium. 1.00

03:29:03.080 She's strong.

03:29:03.660 Could you crush a watermelon? 1.00

03:29:04.980 Wait, do we have any other fruit in the fucking studio? 1.00

03:29:08.320 Is that a watermelon? 0.99

03:29:09.200 I've never tried, but everyone wants me to.

03:29:10.920 Like, how much is your abductor or adductor?

03:29:13.500 I don't train on machines.

03:29:17.120 I don't train on equipment.

03:29:18.160 I train, like, on machines.

03:29:18.980 Just lifting.

03:29:19.440 Yeah, just lifting and, like, barbells and stuff.

03:29:21.320 Is there anything crushable?

03:29:22.540 Ball.

03:29:23.740 The rugby ball.

03:29:25.000 The rugby ball.

03:29:26.400 The baby.

03:29:27.680 I'm not sure.

03:29:28.680 Okay.

03:29:30.420 Madison, what about you?

03:29:30.920 No, I'll just go home and I'll do it and I'll send it to you.

03:29:32.940 I'll do it with the watermelon.

03:29:33.580 Every month you have to send me an update.

03:29:35.840 A new fruit.

03:29:36.460 A new fruit crush video and then also an update on your celibacy.

03:29:39.500 Are you going to pay her or what?

03:29:40.660 Yeah.

03:29:41.640 $5,000.

03:29:45.440 I'll give you a commission of what I make when I flip it on Craigslist.

03:29:51.020 Madison, what about you?

03:29:52.840 Have I ever had a sugar daddy?

03:29:54.400 Is that the question?

03:29:54.760 Yeah.

03:29:55.240 Or, like, offer for sugar daddy.

03:29:57.240 I have had, like, I still do to this day, but I have, like, a lot of men offered me to

03:30:03.160 be their, like, sugar babies and stuff. 0.79

03:30:05.860 I haven't, like, accepted or actually, I just, like, this, like, one guy in my past, he would

03:30:11.720 just pay me to talk to him, just, like, text him on Instagram and, like, he would send

03:30:16.340 me, like, $100, like, every week.

03:30:19.500 It wasn't, like, anything.

03:30:20.300 Hey, that's pretty good, but it wasn't anything crazy.

03:30:23.400 So he was sending you money?

03:30:25.040 Yes.

03:30:25.300 Okay.

03:30:25.860 Just to, just, like, text him.

03:30:28.320 Yeah, I've heard of that.

03:30:28.680 Nothing, like, sexual or anything.

03:30:30.680 Just, like, how was your day?

03:30:32.420 Something like that.

03:30:33.420 But I've had, like, very weird requests as well.

03:30:37.020 Ryan, have you, uh, had any sugar mamas?

03:30:42.800 Never.

03:30:43.400 At all.

03:30:44.800 Where are the sugar mamas? 1.00

03:30:46.680 There are so many sugar mamas. 1.00

03:30:47.620 This is an inequality.

03:30:49.160 There's a lot of them.

03:30:49.580 This is an inequality, and I...

03:30:53.020 It's unfair.

03:30:56.380 One of my friends, one of my guy friends has a sugar mama.

03:30:58.960 And she, she sends him a lot of stuff.

03:31:02.280 It happens, though.

03:31:02.660 She bought him an $80,000 guitar.

03:31:04.880 Wow.

03:31:05.320 $80,000?

03:31:05.960 I have a lot of sugar mamas hitting me up, too. 1.00

03:31:08.280 Huh?

03:31:08.420 Like, not even daddies.

03:31:09.920 What?

03:31:10.280 We need to fight for that wage gap.

03:31:12.100 Yeah.

03:31:12.500 Yeah, this is...

03:31:13.080 Men need to get more. 1.00

03:31:15.780 We'll try.

03:31:17.220 Do you like it if a girl sims for you? 0.93

03:31:19.280 That'd be great.

03:31:20.340 Like, she offered to pay for dinner.

03:31:22.180 Oh, my God.

03:31:22.800 That would be incredible.

03:31:23.620 Have you had that?

03:31:24.300 Never.

03:31:24.740 You've never had that?

03:31:25.580 Never.

03:31:26.520 I know a girl. 0.90

03:31:27.500 Can I get you linked?

03:31:28.400 Let's do that.

03:31:29.080 Okay.

03:31:29.940 She's paying for dinners and stuff? 1.00

03:31:31.760 Yeah.

03:31:32.200 Oh, let's run that. 0.75

03:31:33.260 Okay.

03:31:33.800 I'll see what I can do.

03:31:34.880 I'll put in a good word, but...

03:31:36.280 Oh, yeah.

03:31:37.880 Would any of you girls here simp for a dude? 1.00

03:31:40.820 I do.

03:31:41.560 Yeah.

03:31:41.800 Yes?

03:31:42.960 You do?

03:31:43.940 I do.

03:31:44.100 Your boyfriend?

03:31:46.060 Aren't you more trad, though?

03:31:47.120 Like, you don't pay for dinners, do you, Maddie?

03:31:49.140 I do.

03:31:51.140 Like, occasionally?

03:31:53.300 Well, you guys are both in college.

03:31:54.360 No, yeah.

03:31:54.720 Well, like, it's like, I don't know, we're still in the kind of age where we, like, share

03:31:59.940 and, like, pay for each other's things, but, like, I like paying for dinners.

03:32:04.480 Hmm.

03:32:05.740 Like, the expensive dinners, though.

03:32:08.500 What's the most anyone here at the table has spent on a guy?

03:32:12.520 Like, you were simping for, you were simping on a dude or something?

03:32:16.700 That's a great question, because I know it ain't that much.

03:32:20.100 It's like 20 bucks.

03:32:21.800 Here, let's start with you, then we'll go around the table here.

03:32:25.860 I spent $1,000 to bring him along on a trip that I won for a work trip.

03:32:30.820 But were you guys already in a relationship?

03:32:33.020 Yes.

03:32:34.040 Does that, because I feel like the simping stuff is more earlier on, isn't it?

03:32:38.460 He refused to come with me and pay for it, even though he could, and I said, I'll pay for you.

03:32:43.020 This is a long time ago.

03:32:44.720 He's not a good guy.

03:32:45.540 But he would not come unless I paid for him, and I always paid for dinner every single time.

03:32:51.360 He never paid the entire relationship. 0.99

03:32:52.740 What a fucking legend. 1.00

03:32:54.540 Three and a half years. 1.00

03:32:55.500 I'm a fucking legend. 1.00

03:32:57.620 Sweet. 1.00

03:32:58.380 Three and a half years.

03:32:58.820 Wait, Madison, what's the most you ever paid for a dude?

03:33:02.500 I just bought Frankie, or for Christmas, I bought him, like, a $700, like, Gucci chain.

03:33:07.860 That's probably the most.

03:33:10.200 Does this count, like, gifting somebody who you've been in a long-term relationship with?

03:33:15.860 Does this really, I don't know if this really falls under.

03:33:17.260 How about, like, a situationship?

03:33:19.040 Like, I bought something expensive for a guy in a situation.

03:33:22.300 Should we say, like, within the first month?

03:33:23.980 I want to know how much they spent on someone they were dating, and how much they spent on

03:33:28.040 a guy they weren't dating to, like, make them like them.

03:33:31.860 Like, you know, we've spent money on women for trips or dinners or whatever. 1.00

03:33:35.960 I wonder what a girl has spent.

03:33:38.000 Not me.

03:33:38.460 Oh, not you?

03:33:39.200 Not dating?

03:33:40.320 Actually, wait.

03:33:42.360 Do you not feel, like, emasculated to some extent if a woman's, like, regularly saying 0.99

03:33:47.680 that she's covering it?

03:33:49.520 No, I think it's gangster.

03:33:52.260 Yeah.

03:33:52.620 Like, finessing?

03:33:53.060 It's kind of like, she's so into me that she's simping.

03:33:56.520 Gonna spend money.

03:33:57.160 Oh, yeah.

03:33:57.620 And it's refreshing because guys don't really get that.

03:34:02.460 So it's, like, guys wanting to be Little Spoon, but financial.

03:34:06.080 Like, if some...

03:34:06.600 Hey, Little Spoon's where it's at.

03:34:07.540 Don't knock...

03:34:08.300 Oh, no, I support it.

03:34:09.300 I like being Big Spoon.

03:34:09.940 The girl was paying for my thing? 1.00

03:34:11.560 No, I've...

03:34:12.260 That's, like, a fun thing on, like, the City Boys Instagram where you, like, move the bill

03:34:17.900 for the girl. 1.00

03:34:18.540 It's like, man, you paying for that shit. 1.00

03:34:19.840 Not me. 1.00

03:34:20.560 Like, I would never feel emasculated by a girl paying for my stuff. 0.94

03:34:25.760 If anything, keep paying for it.

03:34:27.640 I don't care.

03:34:28.300 But that's never gonna happen, so...

03:34:29.940 Yeah.

03:34:30.300 I've yet to meet a girl like that.

03:34:31.960 I'm gonna manifest it with my crystals.

03:34:34.100 So your question was, like, how much have you spent on a guy that you've been dating

03:34:39.320 for a while?

03:34:40.340 And then also, how much have you spent, like, should we say within the first early...

03:34:44.520 On a guy that you weren't dating.

03:34:47.100 Have you ever spent money on a guy that you, like, tried to get to like you?

03:34:50.580 Or did you ever...

03:34:51.780 So they weren't in a relationship with yet.

03:34:54.820 Correct.

03:34:55.000 Okay, let's do that.

03:34:56.200 Not dating.

03:34:57.180 I, like, I didn't pay for him to get him to like me, but I got him a nice gift.

03:35:02.820 It was probably, like, $500.

03:35:04.540 When you were not dating?

03:35:06.020 Yes.

03:35:06.920 How long had you been seeing him or, like, talking?

03:35:12.040 Second date, third date, fourth date?

03:35:14.740 We've been seeing...

03:35:15.760 We had been seeing each other for, like, three months.

03:35:19.060 I don't think...

03:35:19.980 But it wasn't, like, we weren't, like, you know, like, together, together.

03:35:24.020 Like, he was still, like, with other dudes.

03:35:26.520 I mean, with other girls.

03:35:28.020 With other girls. 0.52

03:35:28.760 Sorry.

03:35:29.800 No, no, no, no.

03:35:30.680 I didn't do that, but...

03:35:32.340 Oh, so he was seeing other...

03:35:33.920 We weren't dating, though.

03:35:34.400 He was seeing other chicks.

03:35:36.800 Yeah.

03:35:38.240 And you spent $600?

03:35:44.620 $500.

03:35:45.700 Simp.

03:35:46.540 I'm sorry, Madison.

03:35:49.260 I'm sorry.

03:35:49.640 I'm sorry.

03:35:49.840 What about you?

03:35:51.040 I don't know the price point, but I cook...

03:35:54.200 I mean, like, make dinner consistently.

03:35:56.000 Go to his place, make dinner.

03:35:57.720 You can cook?

03:35:58.480 Clean his car.

03:35:58.960 Yes, I can cook.

03:35:59.200 You cleaned his car?

03:36:00.300 Mm-hmm.

03:36:00.540 Cleaned his car.

03:36:01.700 That's good.

03:36:04.760 Is there music playing?

03:36:07.080 No, like, privately.

03:36:08.080 Like, he was on a trip.

03:36:09.500 Oh, okay.

03:36:09.980 I cleaned his car for him, and when he got back, it was good.

03:36:11.900 That's nice.

03:36:13.300 All right.

03:36:13.880 How much did that cost you?

03:36:17.900 $45 to take it through the wash.

03:36:20.180 Oh, it wasn't a hand wash?

03:36:21.740 No, I took it through the wash, and then I detailed the entire car,

03:36:24.540 because I used to detail cars when I was in high school.

03:36:26.360 I need to detail my car.

03:36:28.480 Thank you for sharing that, Madison.

03:36:29.760 That was totally related.

03:36:31.440 Okay, what about you?

03:36:33.840 So, for the guy that I'm currently with, it was his birthday last week,

03:36:38.160 so I just bought him a nice watch.

03:36:42.040 It was, like, pretty expensive,

03:36:43.640 but I don't think I've ever spent money on a guy that I haven't been with,

03:36:47.500 but I have offered.

03:36:48.500 Like, I have offered to pay for dinners,

03:36:50.020 but none of the guys that, like, I've ever gone out with have ever,

03:36:53.520 you know, let me pay for the dinner.

03:36:56.800 Got it.

03:36:57.160 What about you?

03:36:59.860 My longer relationship, I paid for most stuff, but that was high school,

03:37:02.740 so it was, like, $20, $30 at a time because I had a part-time job.

03:37:05.580 Otherwise, like, in the $100 range for, like, a gift or dinner,

03:37:13.140 the simp aspect has been, like, I crocheted one of my exes a pair of mittens,

03:37:17.280 and then we broke up, like, a couple weeks later, making dinner, cleaning,

03:37:22.440 a lot of cooking, but financially no more than, like,

03:37:26.960 like, I got my ex a $70 little vintage watch,

03:37:30.540 and then we broke up before he could get it.

03:37:33.440 What about you?

03:37:34.820 One of my exes, he didn't really have a job,

03:37:38.840 so we went on a trip together with our friends,

03:37:41.100 and I paid for everything,

03:37:42.500 and, like, we also got, like, you know, like a,

03:37:45.340 we all got tickets there for trespassing,

03:37:47.580 and he couldn't even afford to pay it,

03:37:49.360 so I paid for his ticket on top of paying for my ticket as well.

03:37:54.020 Like, throughout the relationship, I feel like I paid for a lot of things,

03:37:57.100 and, yeah, my parents even sold him my old car for cheap, too.

03:38:02.060 Wow.

03:38:03.520 Yeah, and he left me with trauma,

03:38:04.980 but the one guy that I simped for,

03:38:08.280 he also didn't have a job,

03:38:09.960 so I think there's a pattern going on here.

03:38:11.720 So he couldn't use his car that he shared with his brother for one night

03:38:16.940 to come stay with me,

03:38:17.860 so I ended up paying an Uber that was, like, $150 each way

03:38:22.040 for him to come stay with me for a couple days.

03:38:24.180 On top of that, pay for his food.

03:38:27.700 Okay.

03:38:28.460 All right.

03:38:29.620 What about you?

03:38:30.560 So it's how much we spent on someone we weren't dating

03:38:33.160 and someone we were?

03:38:35.040 Yeah.

03:38:35.460 Okay, weren't dating.

03:38:37.180 I was talking to this guy for maybe, like, two months,

03:38:40.300 and for Valentine's Day, we got each other a gift.

03:38:43.660 I probably spent, like, $200 or something,

03:38:45.620 and then my ex, I got us, like, a hotel for a couple days

03:38:50.660 at, like, the W we were staying at.

03:38:53.780 That was probably, like, a little bit under $1,000, I think.

03:38:58.240 A little bit under $1,000.

03:38:59.260 Okay.

03:38:59.520 Has anybody here, I think some of you may have already

03:39:02.420 touched on this, has anybody here been flown out,

03:39:05.340 and we can just do show of hands, been flown out somewhere,

03:39:08.520 or, here, let's do been flown out somewhere by a guy.

03:39:12.540 He paid for it.

03:39:13.700 Show of hands.

03:39:14.240 Thank you.

03:39:14.820 Show of hands.

03:39:16.580 Offered to be flown out.

03:39:21.280 What about, come on, a little higher.

03:39:22.860 There we go.

03:39:23.740 Nothing?

03:39:25.040 Nothing?

03:39:25.620 No BZs? 1.00

03:39:26.320 I don't, I keep my,

03:39:28.460 life very private,

03:39:30.440 so I don't think, like,

03:39:31.920 men even think to offer those things to me.

03:39:34.980 I'm also quick to just not talk to people.

03:39:37.420 Got it.

03:39:37.920 We have a pre-show submission here from our girl, Riley.

03:39:42.660 Oh, no.

03:39:43.160 Did I say your name right?

03:39:43.920 Yes.

03:39:44.240 You said that men are better than women.

03:39:48.820 Yeah.

03:39:49.720 I think that, in a lot of ways, men are better than women, 1.00

03:39:53.780 and I feel like... 0.84

03:39:54.360 Wow, you're such a misogynist, Riley.

03:39:57.060 I mean, I just, like, I was really thinking about it, 0.77

03:40:00.740 because, like, you know, obviously my boyfriend is in a wheelchair right now,

03:40:03.660 because, like, I don't know,

03:40:04.600 I feel like a very typical job for a woman is to, like, be a nurse, 0.91

03:40:07.240 but I realized, like, I feel like I'd rather have a man as a nurse, 0.99

03:40:10.200 because I sure as hell, like, can't lift his big ass up, like, 0.99

03:40:12.840 out of his, like, wheelchair. 0.99

03:40:13.780 Like, it's really a struggle.

03:40:15.140 Okay.

03:40:15.960 And, like, also, I was, like, thinking, like,

03:40:18.720 oh, like, women are better mothers, you know? 0.99

03:40:22.020 But then I was looking at some statistics,

03:40:24.340 and single fathers actually have a better turnout rate

03:40:28.000 with their children than single mothers do. 0.97

03:40:30.980 80% of the children that are raised by single mothers

03:40:34.380 actually end up in jail or with some type of addiction

03:40:38.360 or something like that.

03:40:40.540 And, I mean, I just feel like it's, you know, like, evolutionary.

03:40:45.340 Like, I feel like it's just, like, men are stronger,

03:40:48.020 and they should just, like, you know, take on that role in general.

03:40:51.800 Okay.

03:40:54.140 Hot take. 0.79

03:40:55.020 Anybody disagree with her?

03:40:57.560 I kind of agree as well.

03:40:59.040 I feel like, well, the part where you're talking about

03:41:01.240 how single dads kind of have a better turnout,

03:41:03.480 I do feel like they're kind of more protective, I think,

03:41:06.880 which could help that.

03:41:08.180 But, yeah, I agree.

03:41:10.420 I don't think I agree or disagree.

03:41:12.300 I think men and women have their own strengths

03:41:14.340 and are amazing in their own ways,

03:41:17.200 and men are capable of doing so many different things

03:41:19.860 than women are capable of doing, 1.00

03:41:21.780 which is why they're different.

03:41:23.740 So I agree with you.

03:41:25.020 I think men are amazing when they do what they're supposed to do,

03:41:28.460 and I think women are amazing when they do what they're supposed to do 1.00

03:41:31.720 because women are not men and men are not women.

03:41:34.120 I agree with that.

03:41:35.840 All right, we have Bender the Offender here.

03:41:37.980 Ladies, do you think that more women are corrupted by money and power today 1.00

03:41:42.900 than 20 years ago?

03:41:44.020 Yes.

03:41:45.580 Than 2003?

03:41:48.120 Sure.

03:41:49.180 Yeah.

03:41:49.540 I think the math checks out there.

03:41:50.980 Yes, I think that women are trying to compete in a very masculine world. 1.00

03:41:59.060 I mean, that's the whole thing.

03:41:59.880 It's like break the patriarchy.

03:42:01.080 Women want to have equality, and we do have equality, 1.00

03:42:04.140 but now women are taking steps away from being what really make women women, 1.00

03:42:10.220 which is nurturing.

03:42:11.820 Women are better at nurturing than men are, 1.00

03:42:14.760 and there's some things, like what I was saying,

03:42:16.620 women are supposed to do things that men are not supposed to do. 1.00

03:42:20.040 Here, we'll start with you.

03:42:21.760 We'll go around the table, get everyone's answer on this.

03:42:23.580 So do you think that more women are corrupted by money and power today 1.00

03:42:26.800 than 20 years ago?

03:42:31.400 Can you explain the question?

03:42:32.640 I don't really get it.

03:42:34.320 It's really vague.

03:42:35.540 I'd say, like, what do you mean corrupted?

03:42:39.700 Like, how can I give an example here?

03:42:41.760 Like, are corrupted by money and power versus women 20 years ago? 1.00

03:42:50.040 Could this be related to, like, social media or OnlyFans corrupted by money?

03:42:56.820 Yeah, I don't know.

03:42:57.720 I don't know if human nature has changed.

03:43:00.540 That's why I said 2003.

03:43:01.860 It's not that long ago.

03:43:03.360 Well, there's a lot of difference between 2003 and 2023 in terms of, I mean,

03:43:09.580 we have social media.

03:43:11.280 I think across all fronts, I think both men and women, I'm not a lady,

03:43:18.880 so I'm sorry, Bender, that I'm answering this.

03:43:20.880 I think we're much more superficial than we were 20 years ago.

03:43:26.120 We're less socially connected, even though we have, like, social media and all this stuff.

03:43:32.240 We're much more socially isolated.

03:43:35.460 I do think there's certainly more vanity, and people are definitely much more superficial.

03:43:42.800 Go ahead, Maddie.

03:43:43.760 I was just going to say, I kind of get the question.

03:43:45.840 I think that women are more corrupted by money and power than 20 years ago, 1.00

03:43:49.940 because now I think it's, like, women don't appreciate money as much 1.00

03:43:55.560 because it's so easy for them to get nowadays.

03:43:58.520 If that was, like, the question I was, I don't know, that was my interpretation.

03:44:04.820 Maybe if it's a little hard for you to, does anyone want to weigh in on this,

03:44:08.580 or are you having some difficulty parsing exactly what the question is?

03:44:12.280 I mean, I feel like men might see women as more corrupted by money and power nowadays

03:44:17.860 than 20 years ago, because, you know, 20 years ago there wasn't an option to, like, do OnlyFans. 0.97

03:44:23.160 And I'm not, like, shitting on OnlyFans. 0.51

03:44:24.140 I do OnlyFans. 0.85

03:44:25.840 But it's, like, you can just put your money, I mean, your body out there for money and power, technically,

03:44:31.880 because I feel like you do gain a following when you do have OnlyFans

03:44:35.780 because you are putting your body out there and you do gain people who want to follow you.

03:44:40.020 And just, you know, obviously that wasn't an option before,

03:44:42.680 so I think, you know, maybe men would see women as more corrupted by, you know, 0.98

03:44:47.560 money and power now because of social media, OnlyFans,

03:44:50.860 and the ability to just easily put your body online like that.

03:44:56.280 Okay.

03:44:58.300 I also feel like I can't answer this question because I wasn't even born 20 years ago.

03:45:04.700 We weren't even born 20 years ago.

03:45:06.320 Was it 2005?

03:45:07.440 Yeah, yeah.

03:45:08.200 You're born 2005?

03:45:09.160 Yeah. 1.00

03:45:09.420 Holy shit. 1.00

03:45:10.260 2000? 0.99

03:45:11.100 2000.

03:45:11.980 2000, okay.

03:45:13.580 2000, I'm 23.

03:45:14.400 That's 2004.

03:45:16.000 Okay.

03:45:16.360 Oh, hey, Bender, thank you.

03:45:18.300 Bender, the offender donated $99. 0.85

03:45:21.240 When I say corrupted, I mean women who openly disregard men in general. 0.99

03:45:26.800 Mean women corrupted, I mean women who openly disregard men in general. 1.00

03:45:33.280 Oh, so do you mean like their women are less focused on relationships and more focused on building a career? 0.92

03:45:39.840 Bender, is that kind of what you mean? 0.99

03:45:43.180 Bender, the offender? 1.00

03:45:44.400 I think that is.

03:45:45.600 Bender, the offender, is that? 1.00

03:45:49.400 Hello?

03:45:51.040 Bender? 0.98

03:45:52.000 Yes.

03:45:52.720 Oh, no, that's not.

03:45:53.540 Is that what you're saying?

03:45:54.420 Someone else.

03:45:55.000 My bad.

03:45:55.500 Yeah, or eyeballing. 0.93

03:45:56.580 Oh, he says yes.

03:45:58.860 Okay.

03:45:59.140 Well, maybe I can sort of transform this question a little bit.

03:46:03.480 Do you think that men care about a woman's money? 1.00

03:46:09.940 Like, do you think it makes a woman more attractive if she's like a boss babe and like is doing really well financially? 0.95

03:46:15.400 Do you think, generally speaking, like men find that?

03:46:20.040 Do you think it makes a man think?

03:46:22.540 Oh, sorry.

03:46:23.060 I got tongue tied there.

03:46:24.020 Do you think it's more attractive to men?

03:46:28.680 I'm not making any sense.

03:46:30.200 You got it.

03:46:30.580 Thank you.

03:46:31.060 Thank you.

03:46:31.260 Thank you.

03:46:31.640 It's getting late.

03:46:34.240 Are men more?

03:46:36.040 Why am I, bro? 0.98

03:46:37.040 Are men that makes a lot of money is a boss bitch or one that doesn't and wants to just do nothing? 1.00

03:46:48.400 Like, do they prefer someone who has money over someone who doesn't? 0.96

03:46:51.380 Do you think a woman's success makes her more attractive to a man?

03:46:54.480 I mean, I would assume, yeah.

03:46:56.360 I think it depends on the man and what they're looking for in a woman. 1.00

03:47:00.840 But I think for sure when a woman can obviously take care of herself and the people around her, it's attractive to a high value man. 0.94

03:47:10.260 I, like, disagree because there is a statistic that, you know, the biggest predictor of divorce is if the woman makes more money than the man.

03:47:21.380 So I feel like it could almost intimidate the man.

03:47:24.860 And I don't know.

03:47:26.220 When a woman is making a lot of money and has that power, they don't need to rely on a man. 1.00

03:47:30.640 Not that a woman should rely on a man. 0.99

03:47:32.600 But I don't know.

03:47:33.720 I feel like.

03:47:35.160 I agree with you.

03:47:35.980 I agree with you when I when you say success, I think it I I 100 percent agree with you.

03:47:42.940 But I think when I view success, I mean, like, it's not about money.

03:47:46.960 Yeah, it's not about money.

03:47:47.760 It means like she's driven and she's going after the dreams and the goals that she has, whether it be taking care of a family, whether it be being a journalist or anything, whatever they want to be.

03:47:58.180 And it depends on what the man is wanting in success for a woman.

03:48:04.900 Agreed.

03:48:05.480 Yeah.

03:48:05.680 I feel like people are just drawn to, like, motivated people.

03:48:08.960 And if you're successful, obviously you're, like, motivated and you care about stuff.

03:48:13.460 Not to be Freudian, but what I've noticed is people, men and women, tend to be very strongly influenced by what their parental figures were like.

03:48:26.920 And they either go for something similar or they go for the opposite.

03:48:30.420 And I would guess I haven't looked at the statistics, statistics I've taken, like, psych of gender and whatnot.

03:48:37.060 But if there are more men who have successful women, successful mothers these days due to, like, women being able to have more jobs, then they would be raised wanting a woman who is successful and driven.

03:48:51.740 So, like, in my experience, I'm very driven and whatnot.

03:48:54.940 The men I've dated also have very successful mothers.

03:48:57.540 But if the generation prior didn't grow up with that, then they maybe wouldn't be looking for it.

03:49:04.160 I mean, I suppose there's something to be said for parental role models.

03:49:08.900 But I'm kind of more looking at it from perhaps a more innate evolutionary biological level.

03:49:16.400 Ryan, do you have any thoughts on this?

03:49:18.820 I mean, from...

03:49:20.440 Like, you're a successful guy, right?

03:49:22.280 I would say so.

03:49:23.280 Do you care about what a woman makes? 1.00

03:49:30.240 Not at all.

03:49:31.720 I think that's a big misconception that most girls don't understand about guys' preferences, which is a guy doesn't care at all how much money you make.

03:49:41.680 Or even if you're driven, necessarily, as long as you're upkeep and you're a normal, healthy, functioning adult.

03:49:48.340 You know, a guy will marry the Wendy's worker. 1.00

03:49:52.240 Like, there was this girl at this bagel shop I would go to, and she was like, you know, obviously, work makes little to no money.

03:49:59.140 And I was like, I would save her.

03:50:01.620 Oh, no.

03:50:02.500 I didn't save her.

03:50:06.320 But, no, it's one of those things that, yeah.

03:50:11.020 Even intelligence, too.

03:50:12.960 Like, I would say, I want a smart girl. 0.71

03:50:15.780 Like, I would want a girl who knows what she's doing. 1.00

03:50:18.740 But I'll find myself even speaking to girls who are not smart, but I don't even care. 1.00

03:50:25.000 Like, I care that they have EQ, but not necessarily IQ.

03:50:29.160 I almost like knowing more than the girl so I can be telling her how the way of the world.

03:50:35.720 And she's like, I never even knew that until you told me.

03:50:38.680 I almost enjoy that as opposed to a girl that's super brainiac that knows everything and makes money. 1.00

03:50:44.560 I would almost prefer if she worked at Wendy's and didn't know much.

03:50:49.260 That way I could, I don't know, I would like that.

03:50:52.360 Shout out Wendy's.

03:50:53.140 Thank you, Jay.

03:50:56.840 Great show as always, Brian.

03:50:58.780 Gonna have to catch the VOD.

03:51:00.800 Lily is hand down the cutest guest you've had since Pilot Girl. 1.00

03:51:04.780 If you're ever in Texas, I'd happily take you on a gym date.

03:51:08.280 I'm from Texas.

03:51:09.300 07's in the chat. 0.99

03:51:10.800 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:51:11.960 I'm from Texas. 1.00

03:51:13.140 Oh, you're from Texas?

03:51:14.240 But you don't live in Texas.

03:51:14.740 I live in Nashville, but I'm from Houston.

03:51:20.880 So, you're saying your DMs are open?

03:51:22.860 Yes.

03:51:23.500 What if he's not a Christian man, though?

03:51:25.520 Is that a deal breaker?

03:51:26.360 Yes.

03:51:27.800 Jay, are you a Christian man?

03:51:29.200 You're gonna have to be, and you have to wait until marriage, brother. 0.66

03:51:32.900 So, there is that.

03:51:34.920 There is that.

03:51:35.980 Okay, so, my thoughts on this.

03:51:42.800 I don't think, yeah, for me, for a girl, her money is kind of like irrelevant.

03:51:48.380 It perhaps might be relevant if she's actually prepared to, like, simp, but, like, most chicks 0.99

03:51:55.800 who make money, like, are not really, men, women do not share their resources with men

03:52:03.380 the same way that men share their resources with women.

03:52:07.540 So, like, there's no, men don't reap any benefit in, like, by dating a successful woman

03:52:14.860 the same way that a woman might reap a benefit by being with a successful man.

03:52:20.120 Because women really don't, like, I'm not saying some women do, but generally speaking, I'd say 1.00

03:52:25.740 most women are not super, like, down to really simp for dudes or share their resources with 1.00

03:52:31.840 men.

03:52:32.120 And even successful women, you'll hear from them, they still want the guy to pay for the 1.00

03:52:35.700 first date.

03:52:36.520 They'll be offended if the guy won't pay for the first date.

03:52:39.240 So, there's, just even on that financial level, men don't benefit from a woman's success 0.63

03:52:47.060 or her finances or her money.

03:52:48.980 So, it's like, why would it be something that we find attractive?

03:52:52.800 And then just on a biological evolutionary level, like, men, you know, we traditionally,

03:52:57.340 historically, were providers, protectors.

03:52:59.080 So, it's kind of like, we don't look to women to provide or protect for us. 0.99

03:53:06.320 So, it's just, it's not an attraction trigger.

03:53:10.200 One framework that I think would contribute to this is the idea that men are valued, or

03:53:16.580 a man's social standing is much more determined by money, whereas women by beauty. 0.90

03:53:21.580 Yeah.

03:53:22.160 So, if you try to swap it, then it just becomes a little bit, oh, I guess if she'll pay for 1.00

03:53:26.840 stuff, just like if you have a really attractive man, but he's broke, it's like, well, I guess

03:53:31.300 he's cute.

03:53:32.160 It's a lot more exciting to look at, like, a normal guy will benefit more from having

03:53:38.140 a beautiful woman by his side than just a rich woman. 0.89

03:53:42.500 And an average woman would probably enjoy having a wealthy, meaty, like, average, wealthy man 0.99

03:53:48.860 than a really sexy, broke man.

03:53:51.580 Let's go around the table on that.

03:53:53.400 I want to hear everyone's thoughts on it.

03:53:55.280 Broke, I think, you know what, though? 0.56

03:53:57.280 I think it changes by age, too.

03:53:59.180 I believe it.

03:53:59.300 Because, for example, if you're in college, like, you're not, I don't think you're particularly,

03:54:03.960 you know, 18 to 22.

03:54:05.120 I don't think you're super preoccupied with the money a guy makes.

03:54:10.900 Like, because if you're in college, everybody's kind of...

03:54:12.700 No one has money.

03:54:13.340 Most people don't have money, so, but broke, hot dude, or rich, ugly dude?

03:54:23.580 Yeah, is he...

03:54:24.200 Rich, mid. 0.90

03:54:24.940 Is he ugly or mid? 0.97

03:54:25.420 I think it's more fair to say they're mid. 0.92

03:54:27.200 Let's say he's, like, average man.

03:54:28.900 I'm going to go hot, broke guy.

03:54:31.160 Interesting.

03:54:31.600 Well, you were 18, right?

03:54:32.880 Yeah.

03:54:33.240 Yeah, okay.

03:54:33.920 Like, my ex was broke, but it worked.

03:54:36.380 He was hot.

03:54:37.400 Y'all were teenagers.

03:54:38.440 Oh, no, it wasn't hot.

03:54:39.320 Okay, wow, you got...

03:54:40.080 No, he was, he was.

03:54:40.840 Okay, okay.

03:54:41.380 He was.

03:54:41.860 Okay, what about you?

03:54:42.880 Well, what about, like, neither?

03:54:44.940 I know, see? 0.98

03:54:45.900 You just want, like, an ugly, broke dude? 0.97

03:54:47.420 No, no, no, no, no, no. 0.78

03:54:48.460 It's just that, like, I'm trying to be really picky with my next relationship, because, like,

03:54:54.000 the next guy, I think, is, like, the guy that I want to, like, actually marry.

03:54:58.140 So, it's, like, I don't think I want to settle for, like, a mid to...

03:55:00.960 Stop the cap! 0.99

03:55:02.020 No, no, no.

03:55:02.940 No, no, no.

03:55:03.400 No, seriously. 1.00

03:55:03.900 You're so foolish. 1.00

03:55:04.520 Seriously. 1.00

03:55:05.380 So, like, I don't know if I want to settle for, like, a mid to ugly rich guy or, like,

03:55:09.620 a broke, really hot guy.

03:55:10.760 You want the total package.

03:55:12.800 Yeah.

03:55:13.720 And if I have to wait, like, three, four years for that, that's fine.

03:55:16.600 I have a question.

03:55:17.180 You do OnlyFans, right?

03:55:18.120 Yeah.

03:55:18.660 Do you...

03:55:19.060 What kind of content do you make?

03:55:20.060 Have you done any BG content?

03:55:21.620 Boy-girl content? 0.89

03:55:23.900 Like, porn? 0.80

03:55:25.020 Like, you know? 0.70

03:55:26.580 You can subscribe and find out.

03:55:28.400 Well, I don't want a visual.

03:55:31.680 I'm just, like, have you made that kind of content?

03:55:33.280 Come on, you can answer.

03:55:36.500 I mean, like, yes.

03:55:38.500 Okay.

03:55:40.280 Okay.

03:55:40.800 So, what's the follow-up to that question?

03:55:43.660 Have you done a lot of BG?

03:55:45.280 No.

03:55:45.740 Content?

03:55:46.280 But you have...

03:55:47.060 It's out, like, you have done BG content.

03:55:49.540 Yeah.

03:55:50.060 I mean, do you have any concerns that because you've done, well, I mean, BG content, but,

03:55:54.020 like, really any sort of adult content, do you have any concerns that, you know, that's

03:55:58.300 going to impact your romantic prospects?

03:56:00.260 Well, I mean, actually, I feel like my dating life has been, like, better ever since I made

03:56:07.020 an OnlyFans, actually.

03:56:09.800 Would you elaborate?

03:56:10.580 And, like, I don't know.

03:56:12.080 I usually only talk to guys if they're, like, okay with me having an OnlyFans, and I'm sure

03:56:16.620 guys that talk to me know that I have an OnlyFans, so they're willingly putting themselves

03:56:22.320 through dating me.

03:56:24.020 Right?

03:56:24.860 I think, like, nowadays, a lot more guys are, like, or at least the guys that I talk to

03:56:28.560 are okay at the fact that I do have an OnlyFans.

03:56:32.780 Part of me, I've heard from a lot of girls on this.

03:56:36.400 I think on one hand, and maybe, Ryan, you can weigh in on this, I think some guys cope.

03:56:42.820 They're like, oh, if she does OnlyFans, like, she's done for. 0.83

03:56:46.640 She's never going to get married. 0.65

03:56:47.660 I think part of that, I think it is a bit of cope from men who are, like,

03:56:54.020 but I do think there are a decent proportion of men, also, that would not take seriously

03:57:03.360 for a long-term relationship or marriage or to have children with someone who's done

03:57:07.680 sex work.

03:57:10.160 Ryan, what's your stance on this? 0.90

03:57:12.280 Would you date a girl who does OnlyFans?

03:57:14.460 You're cool with it?

03:57:15.240 Maybe have some hesitations?

03:57:16.720 What's your...

03:57:17.720 Yeah, I think, yeah, the point of, if you have OnlyFans, you're never going to find 0.82

03:57:22.260 anyone.

03:57:22.760 That's not true.

03:57:23.740 Men are so desperate to get their slimy fingers on anything. 0.58

03:57:27.580 It doesn't matter.

03:57:28.680 There's a lot of simps.

03:57:29.620 That's, like, it's cope.

03:57:31.420 I think it's a bit of cope to be, like, they're never going to...

03:57:33.820 There's a lot of simps out there, probably dudes that, like, sub to your OnlyFans that 0.96

03:57:38.420 probably jump at the fucking chance to be in a relationship. 0.95

03:57:41.060 But I'm not... 0.99

03:57:41.860 It's not clear to me if these girls would want to date a customer. 0.94

03:57:45.220 That's another thing.

03:57:46.040 But I think you're immediately, like, omitting, let's say, a whole population of guys that

03:57:54.520 you could have dated previously by having an OF.

03:57:58.480 So if your dating pool is all the guys, when you have an OF, that takes out, I don't know 0.92

03:58:04.180 what percentage.

03:58:05.340 Let's call it 25.

03:58:06.800 I don't know, 50% of high...

03:58:09.760 But you'll never know what you're missing out on because they'll simply be gone, and

03:58:14.320 you'll simply be with your dating pool that will date you.

03:58:17.240 So it's kind of, like, up to your own personal preference if you're willing to make that risk.

03:58:22.380 Like, am I willing to cut out half my potential partners?

03:58:25.980 Am I willing to cut that out?

03:58:27.660 It's completely up to the girl.

03:58:30.140 Yeah, I think that is a good point.

03:58:31.560 That there's certainly going to be, I think, like with anything...

03:58:35.540 Well, maybe not like with anything because I think there's...

03:58:39.060 Let's...

03:58:40.440 I'm not trying to be offensive to anybody, but there is, to some degree, a stigma associated

03:58:44.400 with sex work.

03:58:46.320 I'm not trying to make any judgments about any of the girls on the panel here.

03:58:48.900 I'm sure you all agree, though, that there is a stigma.

03:58:52.000 Whether it's deserved or not, whatever your stance on it may be, there is, to some degree,

03:58:56.380 stigma associated with sex work.

03:58:57.740 So there is a subset of men, a group of men, a cohort of men that are just flat out not

03:59:03.660 going to want to date a girl who does OnlyFans or who's done porn.

03:59:08.440 But if...

03:59:09.860 And I think that was a good way you put it.

03:59:11.440 It could be 10%, 20%, 50%, who knows, maybe 50%.

03:59:15.340 There's still a...

03:59:17.800 I mean, that's still a large pool of men, you know, but...

03:59:22.560 Yeah, it's...

03:59:23.380 And then girls also have to understand that men will put girls in categories like, this 1.00

03:59:28.840 girl is a recreational use only type of girl, and then this one is a, I'm really trying to 1.00

03:59:34.300 show this girl to my parents type deal. 1.00

03:59:36.880 Yeah.

03:59:37.640 Hold on, just a sec.

03:59:38.440 J-Man 973 donated $99.

03:59:42.000 Yes, I'm a Christian in Houston as well.

03:59:45.340 My DMs are also open.

03:59:47.720 Okay, I'm leaving now.

03:59:49.680 Good night, everyone. 0.98

03:59:50.760 Oh, shit. 0.99

03:59:51.380 Oh, wow, okay. 1.00

03:59:52.820 Bye, Jay.

03:59:53.720 Ooh.

03:59:54.480 All right, there she's blushing a little bit. 0.92

03:59:56.600 Amen.

03:59:57.000 She's blushing a little bit, Jay.

03:59:58.580 Hey, Jay, thank you for your TTS, man.

04:00:00.100 Appreciate it.

04:00:01.180 Did you have more you wanted to...

04:00:02.540 Yeah, that was kind of it, just...

04:00:04.540 Some girls will disqualify themselves and not even know it by doing certain things. 1.00

04:00:11.940 But yeah, I don't know.

04:00:14.020 It's kind of just...

04:00:15.380 Me, personally, I wouldn't do it, because, you know, if I'm going to actually marry a girl 1.00

04:00:19.980 and take her seriously, I wouldn't bring that type of girl to my parents and my mother 0.96

04:00:25.440 and father, because I wouldn't be able to sleep with myself.

04:00:28.740 Fender, the offender donated $99.

04:00:31.900 For the of girls, if you meet the man you want to marry, but he told you no OnlyFans,

04:00:36.860 would you delete it?

04:00:37.940 If he can, like, provide for me, then yes, I would delete it.

04:00:43.000 I don't want to do OnlyFans.

04:00:45.020 Uh, she was... 1.00

04:00:45.820 Oh.

04:00:46.320 I guess murder would have deleted it. 1.00

04:00:48.100 What the fuck? 1.00

04:00:49.340 You should have ASMR'd that shit on stream. 1.00

04:00:52.980 Like, if man's had the money to, like, provide for me and, like, I'll be, like, your housewife, 1.00

04:00:57.640 then, like, yes, I will, like, 100% delete it.

04:00:59.840 Like, I don't want to do OnlyFans forever.

04:01:01.960 That's, like, not, like, my end goal, you know what I mean?

04:01:04.240 Mm-hmm.

04:01:05.280 Yeah.

04:01:05.960 So, if I met the man of my dreams and he was, like, delete your OnlyFans

04:01:09.740 and he could afford to...

04:01:11.540 Supplement?

04:01:12.360 To, you know, supplement me and him, then yeah.

04:01:14.900 How much money would a guy need to make for that to be the case?

04:01:20.060 I mean, I never really put deep thought into it, but I don't know.

04:01:25.820 Just throw a number out there.

04:01:27.000 A good amount?

04:01:28.020 A million dollars a year?

04:01:31.020 Like, what kind of lifestyle do you want to live, you know?

04:01:33.080 I don't really care that much about having a very luxurious lifestyle.

04:01:40.720 I'm just, like, you know, like, if...

04:01:42.380 I'd be pretty happy if I was just, like, a housewife.

04:01:45.260 Like, you know, like, have kids, like, stay at home, like, clean, cook, blah, blah, blah.

04:01:49.460 Just get taken care of.

04:01:50.780 Would, like, 100K do it for you?

04:01:53.740 Like, 100K for, like, me? Set aside for me?

04:01:55.740 No, like, he makes 100K a year.

04:01:57.340 That puts him in the top 10%, maybe top 15.

04:02:02.820 Because you said you wanted a man to make at least, like, the same as you or a little more, right?

04:02:07.840 Yeah.

04:02:08.340 So, like, how much would that be?

04:02:09.440 But, like, that's, like, same as me, but, like, that's, like, if we were still both making income together.

04:02:14.640 It's, like, I feel like...

04:02:15.440 Dual income.

04:02:15.680 So, that's, like, double, like, you know, dual income.

04:02:18.000 But, like, I feel like he would definitely have to make, like, a lot more if he just wanted me to quit my job, you know?

04:02:25.980 Because, like, I want to live comfortably, too.

04:02:27.740 I'm thinking about that concept.

04:02:29.340 Like, I don't know how much you make, but let's assume there is a guy that makes more than that.

04:02:35.720 Do you think he would choose you or a girl who didn't have an OF if he had the option?

04:02:42.320 You see what I'm saying?

04:02:43.600 Like, it's going to...

04:02:44.540 To kind of, I guess, buy you in a way, like, a guy to date you is going to have to have money, right?

04:02:51.940 You see what I'm saying?

04:02:52.740 I would hope so, yeah.

04:02:53.560 So, it's, like, if a guy has that much money, don't you think he would find a girl who didn't do what you do?

04:03:00.560 Or is that a crazy concept?

04:03:01.320 I mean, like, maybe, but, like, his question is, like, if I would delete my OnlyFans if the guy wanted me to.

04:03:09.800 Yeah.

04:03:10.160 I'm just thinking, like, if I'm a multi-multi-millionaire, I would probably just pick the girl that doesn't have one, so I don't even have to worry about asking.

04:03:17.820 But that's just me personally.

04:03:19.280 So, you're not the one for her.

04:03:20.680 Yeah.

04:03:21.220 It just takes one for a lifelong partner.

04:03:23.780 Valid.

04:03:24.500 I mean, I'm friends with plenty of prong people and stuff.

04:03:27.480 They dope.

04:03:28.300 But, yeah.

04:03:30.180 Just have to put that out there.

04:03:30.980 I don't do OnlyFans, but I would 100%.

04:03:34.280 If I did, 100%, stop it.

04:03:37.240 If you're...

04:03:37.880 If I was going to marry, right?

04:03:38.680 If I was going to...

04:03:39.420 Sure.

04:03:40.380 Yeah.

04:03:40.960 I would.

04:03:41.700 But, I mean, I don't do it, so I can say that.

04:03:44.080 Would you say, do you make half a million dollars a year?

04:03:47.480 Do you make below or above that?

04:03:49.740 Well, I just started making, like, a lot of income.

04:03:52.820 So, I don't really know how to answer that yet.

04:03:55.660 Oh, for annual?

04:03:56.600 Yeah, for annual.

04:03:59.060 Because, yeah, so...

04:04:00.640 If the current income you're making now continued for another year, would you be making over half a million dollars?

04:04:08.080 I don't feel comfortable answering that.

04:04:10.280 Well, the IRS ain't coming for you.

04:04:12.400 You're good.

04:04:13.340 I'm homies with them.

04:04:14.240 I know, but, like, I don't feel comfortable answering that.

04:04:17.620 Even a range?

04:04:18.640 Hey, that's fine.

04:04:19.420 That's fine.

04:04:19.680 Don't.

04:04:20.080 No, I'm just curious, like, just to get a sense of how much the guy would have to earn to match your level.

04:04:28.500 Because if you're making, like, 50K a year on OnlyFans, there's, like, a decent amount of...

04:04:33.520 I think the average income for men is, like, $45,000 a year or something.

04:04:39.380 So, there's, like, a decent amount of men that are close to your income range.

04:04:42.940 But, like, the thing with content creation...

04:04:45.780 I've got some content creators here.

04:04:47.120 Like, you can...

04:04:48.640 Like, the scale that you can make money, it's insane.

04:04:52.660 So, like, you can make $100,000 in a month doing content, doing OnlyFans.

04:04:57.740 So, I'm just, like, trying to get a sense because there's some chicks on OnlyFans who make six figures a month.

04:05:02.780 Like, that's a top one...

04:05:04.640 In terms of income, like, only 1%, I think, less than 1% of men are making that much money.

04:05:12.780 So, at that point, you're after, like, a top 1% man when it comes to income.

04:05:19.800 I think if men can set the boundary openly that they wouldn't date someone with an OF, 1.00

04:05:24.600 then the OF creators can set the boundary of saying that they don't want to share how much they make.

04:05:30.880 Just because she's... 1.00

04:05:31.840 No, that's fine.

04:05:32.320 Just because she said no multiple times.

04:05:35.360 Yeah.

04:05:36.480 No, that's fine.

04:05:37.720 Just...

04:05:38.780 We were just...

04:05:39.980 Yeah, it wasn't, like, really...

04:05:41.720 I don't know.

04:05:42.140 No, yeah, if you don't want to share, that's totally fine.

04:05:45.560 So, okay, I'm trying to remember where the...

04:05:47.880 Where we were...

04:05:48.880 How did we get onto there?

04:05:50.780 We're talking about...

04:05:51.780 I think the, like, question, like, for the...

04:05:54.080 Oh, it was a TTS that came up.

04:05:55.560 What's that?

04:05:56.720 Like, just the question for, like, if you would stop OF.

04:05:59.640 Yeah, and do you want to answer this since you do OF?

04:06:02.260 Yeah, so, I mean, personally, I really like what I do.

04:06:06.040 I have a lot of fun doing it, and I only post what I want to post.

04:06:09.500 And I feel like if I was going to be marrying a guy that, you know, he would...

04:06:15.740 We would have probably already crossed that bridge, and he would probably be okay with it.

04:06:19.740 Because I don't think I would be with somebody who wouldn't be okay with something that I like to do

04:06:24.180 and something that I have fun doing.

04:06:26.860 Wait, you said you have fun doing it?

04:06:28.860 Yeah.

04:06:29.240 I love making content.

04:06:32.060 Wait, you have fun doing OF?

04:06:33.980 Yeah.

04:06:34.200 Do you have fun doing OF?

04:06:37.400 Yeah, it's fun.

04:06:38.660 But, like, I mean, do you enjoy it because of the money you make?

04:06:44.280 I mean, maybe, like, a little bit of both.

04:06:46.160 Sure.

04:06:46.320 Because it's, like, I get to, like, take pictures and look pretty, you know?

04:06:49.100 And I get, like, paid to do that.

04:06:50.880 So it's, like, fun.

04:06:51.780 It's, like, a fun job.

04:06:53.400 Okay.

04:06:53.780 We have Mr. Cappadocia here.

04:06:55.120 Hey, man, thank you for the super chat.

04:06:56.280 Ladies, why do you think you'd make a good co-host for the Whatever Podcast? 1.00

04:07:00.040 I mean, I didn't know that was on the table, but.

04:07:04.000 I don't think I would.

04:07:06.700 Actually, you know what?

04:07:07.980 We.

04:07:12.160 Should we bring on another you?

04:07:15.820 It's up to you.

04:07:16.800 It's your show.

04:07:18.020 Okay.

04:07:18.240 You're going to have to move to Santa Barbara, and then we're going to put you, like,

04:07:22.140 half the time you're not, you're going to be in the corner.

04:07:25.040 Like, we just have you.

04:07:26.220 Just the background character.

04:07:27.980 You're just going to be, like.

04:07:28.920 Another Kiki. 0.98

04:07:29.540 But you're going to be on the other side, so Madison's on this side, and then you're

04:07:33.360 on that side, and it's.

04:07:34.940 I really guess.

04:07:35.780 It's all good.

04:07:36.800 We don't even get a mic.

04:07:38.280 Good.

04:07:38.720 We don't even get a mic.

04:07:39.840 We just sit back there.

04:07:40.600 You just sit there and make weird faces, like she's been doing, so.

04:07:44.600 It's a good gig.

04:07:45.400 It's a solid gig, you know.

04:07:46.800 It's, you know.

04:07:48.300 It's fun.

04:07:48.900 It's making a change in the world.

04:07:50.460 You're really impacting the next generation of people, so.

04:07:54.780 Thank you.

04:07:55.400 Yeah, it's good.

04:07:56.780 Let's see.

04:07:57.240 I think we're all caught up on the super chats.

04:07:59.540 So, before we wrap up here, I'd like to give everyone, like, one last opportunity.

04:08:11.500 If there's anything dating related any of you would like to get off your chest, maybe you

04:08:18.700 have a hot take, maybe you have a, something that's frustrating you about dating, I'd like

04:08:26.240 to go around the table on this.

04:08:28.080 So, let's start with you.

04:08:32.400 Go ahead.

04:08:33.860 Hot take. 0.86

04:08:34.720 Or, like, something dating related you want to get off your chest, men are pissing you

04:08:39.900 off in some way.

04:08:41.420 Maybe there's something frustrating about dating.

04:08:43.320 Just anything.

04:08:43.820 Well, we were actually talking about this in the car.

04:08:46.400 How do you guys, do you guys think that guys and girls can just be friends?

04:08:51.400 Like, because I, you don't think so?

04:08:53.600 Nope.

04:08:54.280 Continue.

04:08:54.680 Okay, because, like, I have, like, a guy best friend and I don't think we would ever

04:08:59.280 do anything.

04:08:59.940 And then, like, I know, like, when you're dating a guy and he has, like, a girl best friend,

04:09:05.600 that's, like, a huge thing.

04:09:07.140 So, do you, who thinks, like, who thinks they could just be friends?

04:09:12.220 Like, it could be, I think it could be true, like, you're truly just friends, but it's

04:09:15.500 definitely not going to be good for your relationship to have a best friend like that.

04:09:21.380 I think it depends on the boundaries that you set with the friend that's the opposite

04:09:26.560 sex.

04:09:27.100 Like, I have a best friend who is my, he's one of my best friends in the entire world.

04:09:32.960 And he is my brother and I am his sister.

04:09:36.020 We have completely different political, religious, and moral views, and it would never work, and

04:09:41.580 we do not view each other in any way other than platonic.

04:09:44.740 And so, I don't think I would get in the way of his partner, and he would never get in

04:09:49.320 the way of my partner, because I'm not getting any emotional stability from him.

04:09:52.620 He's just one of my really close friends.

04:09:56.060 Do you think your appearance has any play into it?

04:09:59.520 Like, if you were, let's say, 550 pounds and had burns all over your face, is he still going

04:10:05.300 to be your best friend?

04:10:07.260 Sorry for the burn victims.

04:10:09.500 I mean, I don't...

04:10:10.860 Hold on.

04:10:11.240 Hold on just a sec.

04:10:12.340 Victor donated $100.

04:10:14.620 I like what I do.

04:10:16.360 I post what I want to post.

04:10:18.560 Sri, you are not a teen.

04:10:20.140 You are an adult.

04:10:21.340 You need to have adult limits and think about the repercussions of your actions.

04:10:25.940 Imagine having a little kid affecting your man's image, coming across any circumstances.

04:10:33.900 What?

04:10:34.740 Is this for me?

04:10:35.780 I think it's for me.

04:10:38.780 I mean, I have thought of the repercussions of my actions.

04:10:44.400 Again, I only post what I want to post, and I am comfortable with what I've posted up until

04:10:49.080 this point, and I don't think that it would affect my life in the future with, you know,

04:10:55.240 a family and kids.

04:10:58.080 You don't think it will have an impact?

04:11:00.160 I don't think so.

04:11:00.900 Not with what I post.

04:11:02.340 I mean, do you have any concerns about bullying for, like, perhaps the kid might get bullied

04:11:06.060 if you want to have kids?

04:11:07.940 I don't even know if, like, OnlyFans is going to be a thing, like, when I'm having kids,

04:11:11.820 you know?

04:11:12.460 I feel like it might be something bigger, if anything.

04:11:15.820 Internet, you know.

04:11:17.200 Maybe AI.

04:11:19.020 Kind of forever.

04:11:21.280 A little internet forever thing.

04:11:24.360 I mean, it's true.

04:11:26.280 I mean, everything is on the internet forever.

04:11:28.320 Like little Timmy and his friends, right?

04:11:30.980 Yeah.

04:11:31.200 Teenagers are brutal, ruthless. 1.00

04:11:36.180 Hey, fucking Maximilian, I just saw your mom getting three-way. 1.00

04:11:42.400 Well, I feel like everyone likes having a hot mom, no? 0.99

04:11:45.500 Like, I don't see any problems with that.

04:11:47.680 It comes to an extent where it's, like, you, your friends actually, like, see your hot

04:11:53.840 mom. 0.94

04:11:54.440 And then you see your hot mom naked. 1.00

04:11:56.560 Like, naked, yeah. 0.99

04:11:58.000 Oh, yeah.

04:11:58.300 I feel like if I saw my mom naked on a site, I'd be, like, really traumatized.

04:12:02.700 Well, it happened to Kim Kardashian, right?

04:12:04.520 I think that's true.

04:12:05.260 She survived.

04:12:06.080 I mean, isn't her family a mess?

04:12:09.800 Yes.

04:12:10.480 Like...

04:12:11.140 I would not look to them to be equal in life.

04:12:13.400 I don't know if Kim Kardashian's the best...

04:12:16.120 Look, she's extremely wealthy and successful financially, but her... 1.00

04:12:21.520 I don't know.

04:12:22.380 She's been divorced multiple times.

04:12:24.400 Well, people get divorced anyways. 1.00

04:12:29.120 Like, the divorce rate is so high.

04:12:30.880 Apostle underscore Victor donated $100.

04:12:33.680 Hey, thank you, Victor.

04:12:34.540 Internet is a cruel place.

04:12:36.220 I don't judge you, but it's a fact.

04:12:38.440 If your man will be into politics or business, there will be a witch hunt if you do of.

04:12:43.500 If your kid is vulnerable, everyone will jump on it.

04:12:46.820 Much love, Bree.

04:12:48.440 Bree, huh?

04:12:49.360 How dare you call me Bree?

04:12:50.980 Yo, Victor, thank you very much for your TTS, man.

04:12:53.080 Appreciate it.

04:12:54.400 Yeah, I do think that is a...

04:12:56.880 Like, if your boyfriend or husband or whatever, he...

04:13:02.960 There are certain careers maybe where it doesn't matter, but if, like...

04:13:06.360 I don't know.

04:13:06.680 If he goes to, like, an important business function or he's a politician, like, I don't

04:13:12.340 think you would ever...

04:13:13.540 Like, a major politician, it would probably impact his electability, for example, if his

04:13:22.280 spouse was...

04:13:23.840 Like, did porn, you know? 0.98

04:13:28.540 We can...

04:13:29.340 Whether that's right or wrong, you know, we can have a conversation, but, like, practically

04:13:33.720 speaking, I do think it might have a negative impact on, like, if you're trying to run for

04:13:40.120 office or, you know, have some business function.

04:13:43.820 And, like, a few episodes ago, we did bring up, like, an article about, like, a kid whose

04:13:49.440 mom did, like... 1.00

04:13:50.280 Oh, he deleted himself or he was...

04:13:53.120 Yeah, he, like...

04:13:54.060 Desires of deleting himself could...

04:13:55.440 Yeah.

04:13:55.960 Wow, you're so...

04:13:56.800 Because he was constantly, like...

04:13:57.700 Dark, Madison.

04:13:59.180 You pulled it up!

04:14:00.400 Well, you're bringing it up!

04:14:02.020 Okay.

04:14:02.320 Oh, I was just saying, because we were talking about that, but...

04:14:04.960 Sure.

04:14:05.820 Okay, we were going around the table, I'm trying to recall, we were...

04:14:09.280 We were at her...

04:14:10.800 Oh, we were talking...

04:14:11.600 I think... 1.00

04:14:12.200 Holy shit, these guys are on fire! 1.00

04:14:14.580 Ben donated $99. 0.99

04:14:15.960 We need to get these girls some energy drinks. 1.00

04:14:17.300 The problem for the child is that your content may circulate throughout the school past the

04:14:21.400 friend group.

04:14:22.300 Then it becomes a serious issue.

04:14:24.800 I was thinking about it.

04:14:25.920 It's kind of crazy, like, in 20 years, how many kids' parents, like, nudes are just going

04:14:31.880 to be out there.

04:14:32.360 But, like, if you think about how many people do OnlyFans and porn, like, there's going

04:14:37.240 to be a lot of that.

04:14:38.280 Maybe that could be something the friends can bond about.

04:14:40.960 Yeah.

04:14:41.280 Oh, here.

04:14:42.500 Oh, yeah.

04:14:43.240 This is my mom's milkers.

04:14:45.920 Let me see yours, mom's.

04:14:47.020 Check this. 1.00

04:14:48.360 Oh, my mom has bigger tits than you. 1.00

04:14:49.780 What's up? 1.00

04:14:50.760 I don't know what the fuck they're going to be comparing about, but good times. 0.99

04:14:56.000 Good times. 0.99

04:14:57.360 Wow, the TTS people are really going in on the...

04:14:59.780 You guys...

04:15:02.900 I hope you guys have thick skin.

04:15:04.640 Oh, yeah.

04:15:05.380 Yeah.

04:15:05.860 Well, you don't do OF.

04:15:07.000 No, I don't.

04:15:07.700 Is it in the...

04:15:08.300 It's in the pipeline?

04:15:09.300 It's in the works?

04:15:10.440 Oh, no, no.

04:15:11.260 I would never.

04:15:12.060 I would never.

04:15:12.340 No, okay.

04:15:13.280 Okay.

04:15:13.720 All right.

04:15:15.040 You were saying, like, friends.

04:15:16.520 Can men and women be friends?

04:15:18.160 Yeah, yeah.

04:15:18.560 I think, I think...

04:15:21.420 Oh, and then, yes.

04:15:22.080 Oh, yeah, yeah.

04:15:23.260 So, I don't know.

04:15:25.600 Our friendship and our, like, our relationship is based off of things that have...

04:15:31.760 Our trauma, and we've helped each other through it.

04:15:33.940 So, I don't think that what I look like would ever have to do with what he went through and

04:15:39.580 what I helped him get through and what he's helped me get through.

04:15:42.760 I think looks can definitely add to it, though.

04:15:44.920 Yes.

04:15:45.100 I would say, like, if you have, like, a very attractive boy best friend...

04:15:48.020 Yes.

04:15:48.620 It would be a law-off thing for your significant other because it's, like, oh, you're best

04:15:53.600 friends with, like, a really hot dude.

04:15:55.220 Like, there has to be some...

04:15:57.020 And I do also agree that men and women cannot just be friends.

04:16:02.240 Eventually, one or the other is going to have an attraction, whether it's physical, mental,

04:16:07.400 emotional, eventually.

04:16:08.920 There's just no way to stop that, especially if they're both straight. 0.56

04:16:12.780 I think women can be friends with men, but I don't know if men... 0.99

04:16:18.360 Yes.

04:16:19.180 ...can be friends with women, you know?

04:16:21.660 Yeah.

04:16:22.240 Because, like, actually, you know what?

04:16:23.460 Maybe we can do...

04:16:24.140 Well, first off, let's just say, who thinks men and women can genuinely be friends? 1.00

04:16:29.040 Show of hands.

04:16:29.980 Not close friends.

04:16:30.900 Genuine.

04:16:31.620 And you were saying you have, like, a really close male friend, correct?

04:16:34.080 Dawson, best friend.

04:16:35.420 Are you single currently?

04:16:36.780 Yes.

04:16:37.100 Is he single currently?

04:16:38.280 Yes.

04:16:39.120 Can you pull up your phone, pull out your phone right now, text him, and be like...

04:16:42.040 No, should I call him?

04:16:42.640 Is he watching?

04:16:43.440 I don't think so.

04:16:44.040 We can't do a call just because California wiretapping laws. 1.00

04:16:47.380 Should I just say, yo, you want to fuck? 1.00

04:16:50.060 Well, I want you to make it believable. 0.99

04:16:53.940 So, I want you to text him, and it has to be...

04:16:57.140 Does he know you're on the show because you guys are best friends?

04:16:59.200 He does.

04:16:59.780 Should I...

04:17:00.260 Is he watching right now?

04:17:01.060 I have another guy best friend.

04:17:03.300 Here, how many male friends do you have?

04:17:05.820 I have a lot.

04:17:06.460 Okay, I want you to text every single one of them.

04:17:09.200 Every single one.

04:17:09.660 Every single one of them.

04:17:11.260 All these friendships are going to be burned to the ground.

04:17:13.580 Yeah, the girl, they're all going to be like, yes, please.

04:17:15.140 I want you to...

04:17:16.300 What's, like, something, like, that doesn't make it seem like it's an obvious, like...

04:17:20.760 I know. 1.00

04:17:21.160 I can't just say, you want to fuck? 1.00

04:17:23.000 You can say, like, hey, there's something on my mind and heart. 1.00

04:17:27.360 I don't know.

04:17:27.760 Or, like, ask them to hang out.

04:17:28.900 What's believable?

04:17:29.740 Like, you can ask them to...

04:17:30.680 Well, I want to ask them to hang out.

04:17:31.940 You, like, come over with suggestive emojis.

04:17:33.240 You want to come over tomorrow night?

04:17:34.540 No, I think...

04:17:35.580 Yeah, winky face.

04:17:37.140 Well, do you text like that?

04:17:38.800 No, no.

04:17:39.400 Wait, wait, wait.

04:17:39.900 How about instead of, like...

04:17:41.100 We know to answer already.

04:17:42.240 Instead of going for a hookup, what about it's something more like, hey, listen, like,

04:17:48.740 a confession of love.

04:17:50.120 Not, like, of love.

04:17:50.580 I have something on my heart that I've been wanting to tell you.

04:17:52.500 But, like, a confession of, like, hey, listen...

04:17:54.820 Dude, but that's so awkward for him.

04:17:56.820 For their friendship.

04:17:57.480 Because what if he's, like...

04:17:58.400 Yeah, you might ruin your friendship.

04:18:00.220 That's just, like, a bridge burn.

04:18:01.400 I'm telling you he's not, though.

04:18:02.600 Yeah, just listen.

04:18:03.700 There's plenty of men out there who can be friends with.

04:18:05.220 Let's just sabotage all your friends.

04:18:06.720 Imagine he is. 0.83

04:18:07.340 Okay.

04:18:08.060 Send...

04:18:08.580 Okay, so send chat.

04:18:09.960 Maybe chat can help us on what we should send.

04:18:12.220 Yeah, I need help.

04:18:12.880 What is the...

04:18:13.500 What should the verbatim message be that she's going to send to seven of your male friends? 0.93

04:18:20.360 Okay, listen to that.

04:18:21.240 I'd say...

04:18:21.660 Three.

04:18:21.920 Let's do three. 0.80

04:18:22.520 Three is a good number.

04:18:23.180 Okay, seven.

04:18:23.720 Lucky number.

04:18:25.340 Three is...

04:18:25.860 Wait.

04:18:26.780 There's a saying about three, right?

04:18:28.420 Three is a good number.

04:18:31.340 Three is a good number.

04:18:31.600 Three is a good number.

04:18:32.160 Yeah.

04:18:33.160 Okay.

04:18:35.500 So I'm stressed.

04:18:36.240 Oh, just broke up with my boyfriend.

04:18:38.160 She's single, guys. 0.99

04:18:39.120 I'm single, you goofballs. 0.98

04:18:43.540 You could be super direct. 0.98

04:18:45.160 Just be like, hey, what's up? 0.71

04:18:46.080 I'm horny.

04:18:46.960 No, I could just be like...

04:18:48.060 I was thinking that.

04:18:48.620 Hey, I'm going to be home alone.

04:18:49.880 I'm going to be home alone later tonight.

04:18:51.480 Oh, my gosh.

04:18:52.180 Can you come over?

04:18:52.720 Or what about...

04:18:53.200 This is, like, not super direct, but, like...

04:18:56.420 What about, hey, are you down to cuddle?

04:18:59.520 Is that...

04:18:59.980 No, that's weird nowadays.

04:19:01.440 Is that weird?

04:19:02.280 I think the home alone one is good.

04:19:03.960 I think what she just said, hey, I'm home alone tonight.

04:19:06.280 Do you want to come over later?

04:19:07.480 But that could still be interpreted as, like, kind of like...

04:19:10.140 I just want to kick it.

04:19:11.440 Yeah. 0.97

04:19:12.040 I do say that.

04:19:12.840 Do you want to sleep over?

04:19:14.200 Oh, yeah.

04:19:14.940 That could be good.

04:19:15.460 Like, I'm home alone tonight.

04:19:15.980 Do you want to cuddle?

04:19:16.460 I think cuddle is good.

04:19:17.560 Do you want to cuddle?

04:19:18.420 No.

04:19:18.520 Because no one...

04:19:19.240 Bro, girls can say anything. 1.00

04:19:20.220 You won't, like, say, like, I'm home alone tonight.

04:19:22.820 What you got?

04:19:23.040 I do that with my friends all the time, though.

04:19:28.680 I think it's still friendly.

04:19:29.820 It could still be friendly.

04:19:30.440 Okay, I'll do the cuddle one.

04:19:31.360 Can we...

04:19:31.860 Hey, are you down to cuddle?

04:19:33.240 What if I'm like, hey, I'm home alone tonight.

04:19:34.840 You want to come over and cuddle?

04:19:36.060 Boom.

04:19:36.960 Okay.

04:19:37.300 It's good. 0.67

04:19:38.080 Maybe with a winky face. 0.85

04:19:40.240 A little winky face is too good. 0.98

04:19:40.600 But not the emoji winky face.

04:19:42.180 At the end.

04:19:42.720 You sent that message before.

04:19:43.680 The little semicolon.

04:19:45.280 Yeah.

04:19:45.640 Yes, yes.

04:19:49.280 This is weird texting.

04:19:50.320 Blast it out.

04:19:52.180 Just blast it out.

04:19:53.080 And then we're going to see what the responses are.

04:19:54.560 And if you want to say you were joking, it's on camera.

04:19:56.300 I do...

04:19:56.800 Yeah, then you can just...

04:19:57.660 Yeah, you just say, hey, I was on the podcast.

04:19:58.980 Okay, that's one.

04:20:00.220 What did you send?

04:20:01.180 What did you send?

04:20:01.380 I said, I'm home alone later tonight.

04:20:04.920 I want to come over and cuddle.

04:20:06.300 I think that's good.

04:20:07.180 Oh, that's good.

04:20:08.100 That's good.

04:20:08.360 That's good.

04:20:09.100 Did you do a winky face?

04:20:10.020 I did do a winky face.

04:20:10.940 But not the emoji.

04:20:11.960 Like the one that we call me.

04:20:12.860 Yeah.

04:20:13.060 There we go. 1.00

04:20:13.880 Let's fucking go. 1.00

04:20:15.500 Fuck emojis. 1.00

04:20:16.240 Okay, this guy's on a trip, so I'm going to say... 1.00

04:20:18.480 You literally use emojis all the time.

04:20:20.820 When you get back, when I cuddle over a kettle, I'm like... 0.99

04:20:27.660 Oh, shit, he's in the chat. 0.99

04:20:28.840 He's in the chat. 1.00

04:20:29.400 Oh, what?

04:20:30.000 Oh, my God.

04:20:30.440 What do I do?

04:20:30.940 Here, another guy, another guy, another guy.

04:20:32.300 Okay, okay.

04:20:32.920 It's too late.

04:20:33.480 Send it.

04:20:33.540 You said you have seven dudes.

04:20:34.840 Wait, okay.

04:20:35.540 Yeah, he's in the chat.

04:20:36.480 It's not going to work.

04:20:38.300 Even perfect.

04:20:38.860 He'll respond faster.

04:20:39.120 That means immediate response.

04:20:40.560 Yeah, he'll respond faster.

04:20:42.000 I got to pick this.

04:20:43.700 No, but like...

04:20:44.380 Wait, you got to take it?

04:20:45.200 No, I got to pick a good one.

04:20:47.340 Pick one that you do not.

04:20:48.000 But like, he's watching, so like, what's his name?

04:20:50.780 Is he watching right now?

04:20:52.500 I hope you're not watching, Dawson.

04:20:53.900 Yo, Dawson.

04:20:54.900 Get out.

04:20:55.860 No, Dawson, send her a message like...

04:20:58.660 He's single, right?

04:21:00.340 Yeah, yeah. 0.76

04:21:01.100 Are you DTF?

04:21:02.440 Dawson.

04:21:03.040 Like, what do you smash?

04:21:04.160 And Nishi and Wonder, I could do...

04:21:06.000 I don't think he's watching.

04:21:06.720 Are you into Dawson, though?

04:21:07.920 No.

04:21:08.320 Am I playing Love or Matchmaker here?

04:21:10.420 No.

04:21:10.540 Matchmaker.

04:21:11.200 No.

04:21:11.900 You're just friends.

04:21:12.940 No, best friends.

04:21:13.920 L's in the chat for Dawson.

04:21:17.840 I'm sorry, bro.

04:21:18.460 I tried.

04:21:19.040 I tried my best.

04:21:19.780 I'm telling you, it's just like...

04:21:21.220 Oh, he answered.

04:21:22.780 He said, I'm in Hawaii. 1.00

04:21:24.620 Shit. 1.00

04:21:24.680 What the fuck? 1.00

04:21:25.520 All caps. 1.00

04:21:26.260 Yo, he wants to get laid.

04:21:28.200 You should say, what about when you get back?

04:21:29.540 Say, what about when you get back?

04:21:30.660 Huh?

04:21:31.180 So, when you get back.

04:21:32.180 When you get back?

04:21:34.580 Is he...

04:21:35.220 He said, I'm in Hawaii.

04:21:36.460 He didn't say no.

04:21:38.120 Dude, he's so...

04:21:38.980 So much as if he's not your friend.

04:21:40.560 Did you do the third guy? 1.00

04:21:42.220 Shit. 1.00

04:21:43.020 Do the... 1.00

04:21:43.420 Hit the third guy. 0.98

04:21:44.400 Okay. 0.98

04:21:45.660 Hit the third guy. 0.91

04:21:47.860 Okay, well...

04:21:48.980 Low-key, I feel like these other guys might be... 1.00

04:21:52.980 Just send it to Seth and fuck it. 1.00

04:21:55.000 Send it to all your mail fans. 1.00

04:21:55.660 Copy-paste the message.

04:21:56.680 But, yeah, I don't...

04:21:58.760 What was that?

04:22:03.480 What did he say?

04:22:04.280 Someone said something?

04:22:05.180 He's typing.

04:22:06.380 Oh, okay.

04:22:07.180 Oh, wait.

04:22:07.680 You don't...

04:22:08.720 Respectfully, nah.

04:22:10.820 He's watching, though.

04:22:11.740 That's not fair.

04:22:12.260 No, he's not.

04:22:13.420 Oh, this is a different guy?

04:22:14.380 That's the Hawaii guy?

04:22:15.240 No, this is a different guy. 1.00

04:22:16.880 Damn. 1.00

04:22:17.620 Dawson's Creek. 1.00

04:22:18.440 Live respectfully.

04:22:19.380 Ain't no way.

04:22:19.880 Is it a TV show from the 90s?

04:22:21.240 This is Nishian.

04:22:22.080 He said respectfully, no.

04:22:23.760 That's one good.

04:22:24.540 Nishian? 0.96

04:22:25.340 Nishian Wonder.

04:22:26.680 Isn't that a solidified friendship?

04:22:28.340 That is a really cool name.

04:22:29.200 It's a cool name.

04:22:29.820 Yeah, it's a fun name.

04:22:31.600 Okay.

04:22:32.680 Is that like...

04:22:33.480 What?

04:22:35.080 What else you got for us?

04:22:36.880 I don't...

04:22:37.480 I can't read that.

04:22:38.700 Wait, can you make that facial expression again?

04:22:42.060 I think we missed it, but yeah, she made that facial expression. 1.00

04:22:44.380 What you got for us?

04:22:46.680 What did he say?

04:22:47.600 What did he say?

04:22:49.960 Okay, I'll show...

04:22:50.740 Can I just show you?

04:22:51.640 You won't say anything?

04:22:52.320 Here, I'll read it.

04:22:52.980 How about that?

04:22:53.660 Okay.

04:22:55.260 Turn it up.

04:22:56.240 Okay.

04:22:56.680 Go, go, go.

04:22:57.560 Who?

04:22:57.880 Yeet.

04:22:58.220 Can I read it?

04:22:59.140 Yeah, yeah.

04:22:59.700 Don't say anything.

04:23:00.920 Nishian.

04:23:01.780 I can't read it?

04:23:02.600 Once you're done with your...

04:23:03.340 Don't...

04:23:03.660 Don't say anything.

04:23:05.320 Whoa, what?

04:23:05.920 Don't read it.

04:23:06.680 Don't read it.

04:23:07.080 Read it to yourself in your mind.

04:23:08.300 Do not read that.

04:23:09.360 Okay.

04:23:09.980 That was respectful.

04:23:11.120 Oh.

04:23:11.620 That was respectful.

04:23:12.600 Uh, not really.

04:23:13.440 Are you serious?

04:23:14.680 No, no, no.

04:23:15.520 Yeah.

04:23:16.020 No, I wasn't.

04:23:17.000 I don't want to text someone else.

04:23:18.320 You don't?

04:23:18.920 No.

04:23:20.000 Wait, so you're messing with his homie? 0.98

04:23:23.960 Yeah.

04:23:25.360 Oh.

04:23:25.820 Oh, I thought you were single.

04:23:27.420 Um, we're like...

04:23:28.160 Single?

04:23:28.860 We're like talking.

04:23:29.960 You're...

04:23:30.440 Talking?

04:23:30.820 I don't know.

04:23:33.880 Single enough.

04:23:34.640 Okay, the other guy said the 23rd, because I said, when do you get back?

04:23:38.820 A Hawaii man.

04:23:40.020 Okay.

04:23:40.420 Just say, do you want to when you get back?

04:23:41.580 Any other girls here at the table want to give this one a crack? 1.00

04:23:45.780 Do you have any male friends?

04:23:46.680 Do you have any male friends?

04:23:47.440 Do you have any male friends?

04:23:49.580 I do, but Frankie knows my male friends.

04:23:52.180 Yeah, well, you're in a relationship.

04:23:53.420 Are you down to text one of your male friends and see if they're...

04:23:55.860 I'll text my best friend.

04:23:56.580 Will you text a male friend?

04:23:57.700 See if he's down to...

04:23:58.580 I will text a male friend.

04:23:59.480 Will you text a male friend and see if he's down DTF?

04:24:01.700 Well, mine passed, yeah.

04:24:02.500 Let me make sure he's not watching and see if he's down to it.

04:24:05.600 And then they say no.

04:24:07.620 No, I want to see, because I feel like at least one lady friend would say yeah.

04:24:11.520 I don't have any female friends.

04:24:14.040 I'm not friends with men.

04:24:16.440 I'm friendly, but I don't have any female friends.

04:24:19.340 Protect your peace.

04:24:20.660 Like, yeah, I don't think I would...

04:24:21.780 That's a great...

04:24:23.220 Yeah, they're just friendly or business relationship.

04:24:26.380 Did you just fart?

04:24:28.080 No.

04:24:28.480 Oh.

04:24:28.840 I heard, like, a poof. 0.99

04:24:33.300 Did anyone hear that little poof? 1.00

04:24:35.220 The only person that's farted on his body was you.

04:24:38.040 That is true.

04:24:38.660 That is true.

04:24:39.160 That is true.

04:24:40.680 Okay.

04:24:41.420 Let's see here.

04:24:42.120 Who else we got?

04:24:42.880 Should I send the same message?

04:24:44.680 Yeah.

04:24:45.260 Wait, Nick, have you pulled up these supers that are pending?

04:24:50.620 Hi, Gary.

04:24:52.340 I miss you.

04:24:54.120 It's one of my friends.

04:24:54.940 Aw.

04:24:58.840 Did you pull those up?

04:25:02.360 Okay, just...

04:25:03.220 Yeah.

04:25:04.260 I mean, it takes my friend Logan this.

04:25:05.920 I saw that.

04:25:06.880 That was...

04:25:07.740 Really?

04:25:08.300 Is that a Pokemon tattoo?

04:25:09.960 Yeah, it's a Luxray.

04:25:11.440 Based.

04:25:11.960 It's cute.

04:25:13.200 Thanks.

04:25:13.920 Based.

04:25:16.440 Have you heard back?

04:25:17.360 I...

04:25:17.720 Wait.

04:25:18.380 I don't even know if he's going to look behind.

04:25:20.980 I think it's going to need to be a kind of...

04:25:23.340 You think it's tough having dudes when you have a poof? 1.00

04:25:26.820 What are you doing to that microphone, Madison?

04:25:29.160 No, I'm just...

04:25:30.020 What do you...

04:25:31.060 Do they look at...

04:25:31.700 Do they look at your stuff?

04:25:32.680 Do any of your guys...

04:25:33.420 Do any of my guys...

04:25:34.540 Yeah, not that I know of.

04:25:36.380 I don't know.

04:25:36.880 I've always...

04:25:37.320 I've always just wondered that.

04:25:38.140 I feel like that'd be one thing I'd be scared of.

04:25:40.060 If I...

04:25:40.460 If I were to do it, I'd be like...

04:25:42.220 What?

04:25:42.360 Dude.

04:25:42.860 Yeah.

04:25:43.480 Wait, read it.

04:25:44.460 Read it.

04:25:44.920 No.

04:25:45.780 Nishian just said...

04:25:46.560 Oh, my goodness.

04:25:47.080 Tell Riley I say hi.

04:25:48.960 He's down bad.

04:25:49.780 Okay, so he's watching...

04:25:51.200 She's in a closed relationship.

04:25:53.900 Closed on your end.

04:25:57.340 Bro didn't tune in in the beginning.

04:25:59.160 Okay, we'll check back in on that a little bit.

04:26:01.860 Here, we'll move...

04:26:02.480 Let's keep it moving so we can try to wrap up here pretty soon.

04:26:06.080 I've got a long drive.

04:26:07.560 Do you have anything dating related that you'd like to get off your chest?

04:26:11.480 I have like a funny...

04:26:12.580 Kind of like a funny...

04:26:13.760 Not necessarily a story, but something to say.

04:26:16.160 My ex used...

04:26:17.160 Like one of my exes, he used to get turned on whenever I cried.

04:26:20.180 Oh, no.

04:26:21.160 Yeah.

04:26:21.560 Like I would actually be like...

04:26:22.820 Yeah.

04:26:23.060 I would be like crying.

04:26:24.120 Like sad.

04:26:24.380 Been there.

04:26:25.100 No, like sad crying.

04:26:26.580 Like he would get hard.

04:26:27.860 Yeah, been there.

04:26:28.280 I feel like it's because guys are like...

04:26:30.160 Oh, like you're like a little baby turns me on.

04:26:32.500 I would be bawling my eyes out.

04:26:33.680 Oh, you like me that much?

04:26:34.920 Huh?

04:26:36.200 Hmm?

04:26:38.600 Yeah, I don't know.

04:26:39.280 I'd be like bawling my eyes out. 1.00

04:26:40.440 And then he would take my hand, put it on his dick. 1.00

04:26:43.420 And it was hard. 1.00

04:26:45.580 That's so sad.

04:26:46.440 Was this like a Pavlov's dog thing where...

04:26:51.680 Like did you start...

04:26:53.700 You started crying and then you started getting like horny too kind of?

04:26:56.140 No, no, no, no, no, no.

04:26:57.400 What did you do?

04:26:58.440 I was just like...

04:26:59.780 I mean, I kind of laughed at it because he like told me beforehand like...

04:27:03.900 I think like a month or two until I was dating, he was like, yeah, like I don't know.

04:27:08.860 Like it just happened.

04:27:09.860 Like it happened with my ex.

04:27:11.360 I was like, oh, okay.

04:27:12.620 And like, I don't know.

04:27:13.720 I just...

04:27:14.360 I told him, I was like, you know, is that why you don't...

04:27:19.500 You're not really like empathetic with me when I cry?

04:27:21.660 Because you get turned on?

04:27:22.800 Because like he wasn't really that good with comforting me either.

04:27:26.920 There's something there.

04:27:28.520 So I don't know.

04:27:29.780 Good times.

04:27:30.740 Yeah.

04:27:31.340 I get turned off if a girl's crying. 0.99

04:27:33.900 Really?

04:27:34.600 That's kind of a turn off.

04:27:37.240 Certainly not a turn on. 0.99

04:27:38.600 Like, oh, yeah, she's fucking sad. 0.99

04:27:40.420 That's fine. 0.99

04:27:41.640 Let's go.

04:27:43.360 You know?

04:27:44.080 Yeah, that's weird.

04:27:45.240 Because I don't know.

04:27:46.240 He was like, oh, you just look so cute.

04:27:48.940 Are you a pretty crier?

04:27:50.520 I don't know.

04:27:51.200 I guess.

04:27:52.300 I guess since he got turned on.

04:27:54.560 When you cried, like, because some people will cry about small things or anything. 0.99

04:28:00.620 Like, would you actually be crying over some heavy shit? 1.00

04:28:03.260 And he'd like, oh, my God, my fucking pet fish just died. 1.00

04:28:06.900 And you're starting to cry. 1.00

04:28:07.760 And he's like, bro, I'm sorry about your fish, but let's fuck. 0.99

04:28:11.540 The one time that I do remember crying and he told me that he was hard. 0.99

04:28:16.080 Tough crowd.

04:28:16.440 It was when I was, like, going away for, like, a little while and I wasn't going to see him.

04:28:23.100 Okay.

04:28:23.660 So I was, like, crying about that.

04:28:25.040 I was like, he got hard.

04:28:26.000 It was going away sex.

04:28:26.900 It's an emotional. 0.90

04:28:27.780 It was going away sex.

04:28:29.200 Situation.

04:28:29.680 Yeah, the emotional. 1.00

04:28:30.080 No, but, like, I would say I would cry over something stupid. 0.85

04:28:33.820 Like, I'm getting, like, really frustrated over something and I cry about it. 0.92

04:28:36.640 Like, he would still get hard.

04:28:37.940 What do you get frustrated over?

04:28:39.280 Like, I don't know.

04:28:40.320 I can't really think of an example because I like to blank out my trauma.

04:28:43.320 But, like, yeah.

04:28:46.240 Okay.

04:28:50.760 Awkward.

04:28:52.240 Just kidding.

04:28:52.840 I'm kidding.

04:28:53.760 That's an interesting.

04:28:56.280 Kink. 0.81

04:28:57.240 Yeah.

04:28:58.060 But, like, okay, so hold on.

04:28:59.220 You didn't tell us, though.

04:29:01.260 You cry.

04:29:02.520 He gets a stiffy.

04:29:04.040 Do you go along with it?

04:29:05.280 Or you're like, no, babe, stop.

04:29:06.940 I think one time. 1.00

04:29:09.340 One time I let him fuck me while I was crying. 1.00

04:29:12.340 While you were crying? 1.00

04:29:13.540 Yeah.

04:29:14.680 Did it ever take you out of a cry?

04:29:16.620 Like, you're crying and you're like, bro, he's at full mass. 0.99

04:29:18.980 Let's fucking go. 0.95

04:29:20.900 I think it was, like, yeah, that one time. 0.99

04:29:22.940 That one time.

04:29:23.500 Because, like, I feel like it's kind of hard to, like, cry and have sex at the same time.

04:29:28.140 I don't know.

04:29:28.580 Have you guys ever tried that?

04:29:29.820 No.

04:29:30.380 No.

04:29:30.780 No.

04:29:31.500 Okay.

04:29:32.020 Because, like.

04:29:33.520 I mean, like.

04:29:34.700 It was, like, a one-time thing for me.

04:29:35.600 Actually, one time, yeah.

04:29:36.440 Oh, wait. 1.00

04:29:39.380 Damn. 1.00

04:29:40.400 You know what's. 1.00

04:29:40.900 The chair.

04:29:41.700 I'm not going to say it.

04:29:42.720 Never mind.

04:29:44.060 Say it.

04:29:45.700 Okay.

04:29:46.180 Like, this.

04:29:46.820 Oh, my God.

04:29:47.400 This is kind of haram.

04:29:48.860 But, okay.

04:29:49.720 You have.

04:29:51.100 You know, it's kind of like.

04:29:52.900 Ryan, you know.

04:29:53.820 Okay.

04:29:54.120 Here we go.

04:29:55.880 Have you ever been inside of.

04:29:58.920 Bruh.

04:30:00.340 Have you ever been inside of a woman? 0.89

04:30:03.280 No.

04:30:03.560 And she, like, coughed.

04:30:05.860 And it, like, squeezed.

04:30:07.680 You know what I'm talking about?

04:30:08.920 You know what I'm talking about?

04:30:08.980 It's Kegels.

04:30:09.240 We can control that.

04:30:10.440 Yeah.

04:30:10.900 We can control that.

04:30:11.180 I'm wondering if a girl crying. 1.00

04:30:14.560 Could have an impact on the pussy. 1.00

04:30:15.980 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

04:30:16.680 Like, what if it was.

04:30:17.300 Oh.

04:30:18.180 I feel like that's more of the chance, though.

04:30:18.920 Also, laughing.

04:30:19.760 Like, if a girl laughs. 0.61

04:30:20.740 You can control that, right?

04:30:21.520 Oh, yeah.

04:30:22.420 Yeah.

04:30:22.720 She laughs?

04:30:23.020 Yeah, I think it's bad.

04:30:23.580 You know, like, the.

04:30:25.780 Hold on.

04:30:26.200 Let me make it.

04:30:27.160 Like, you know, it squeezes.

04:30:28.520 You.

04:30:29.000 Can't you guys do that too, though? 1.00

04:30:29.340 Pussy squeezes. 1.00

04:30:29.860 You guys do that too, though? 1.00

04:30:30.980 Yeah.

04:30:31.200 Peony, huh?

04:30:31.840 We can, like.

04:30:32.500 Yeah.

04:30:32.680 Yeah.

04:30:32.900 We can just control it, like.

04:30:34.600 No, but, like, if. 1.00

04:30:35.560 Bro, having sex with a girl when she's sick. 1.00

04:30:38.060 Bro, if she's coughing. 1.00

04:30:39.800 It's done.

04:30:40.760 It's game over.

04:30:42.240 Wait, like.

04:30:42.520 Is that a kink for you? 0.97

04:30:43.280 Is that a kink for you? 0.99

04:30:43.920 No, it's sick, girls. 1.00

04:30:44.780 Sick bitches. 1.00

04:30:45.340 If your girlfriend's sick and she's coughing, bro. 1.00

04:30:51.060 Bro, it's.

04:30:52.560 You would risk catching the cold.

04:30:54.300 That's a really specific thing.

04:30:54.880 Like, she just saw us have a whooping cough.

04:30:57.560 And you're like, we gotta get it in right now.

04:31:00.540 Quick, quick, quick.

04:31:01.860 The more sick, the better.

04:31:02.940 Why do you have that coughing fit?

04:31:04.180 We gotta get it in. 1.00

04:31:05.260 Whooping cough pussy is the best pussy. 1.00

04:31:08.660 I'm. 1.00

04:31:09.160 I've never experienced it.

04:31:09.800 Wait, so you like that?

04:31:11.660 Huh?

04:31:11.780 Or something? 1.00

04:31:12.460 No, it's not like I'm seeking out chicks with fucking. 1.00

04:31:15.340 Diseases. 1.00

04:31:16.000 Like.

04:31:16.120 No, but.

04:31:16.800 So, like, if she has a whooping cough. 0.86

04:31:19.260 I'm not like.

04:31:20.060 He raises people at the hospital.

04:31:20.920 Although, like, one time I did, like, Google, like.

04:31:23.600 Like, women with. 0.97

04:31:26.720 With, like, lung cancer.

04:31:27.900 I did.

04:31:28.640 No, I'm kidding.

04:31:29.420 I'm kidding.

04:31:29.780 I'm kidding.

04:31:30.240 I'm joking.

04:31:31.440 I was just asking.

04:31:32.200 I'm just saying, bro.

04:31:32.900 You've never, like.

04:31:33.820 Your chick was sick and. 1.00

04:31:36.760 Fucking, she'd be coughing and shit. 1.00

04:31:38.100 And you're like, oh, kind of feels good. 1.00

04:31:39.340 So, like, whenever your girl gets sick.

04:31:41.200 You're like, hell yeah.

04:31:42.600 Huh?

04:31:43.000 So, whenever, like, your girl gets sick.

04:31:44.360 You're like, hell yeah. 1.00

04:31:45.340 I'm going to fuck the shit out of her? 1.00

04:31:48.420 Well, here's the thing, right? 1.00

04:31:50.440 In years past.

04:31:53.980 Now I'm like.

04:31:55.700 Stay away from me.

04:31:56.700 Ten days.

04:31:58.120 Isolation.

04:31:58.600 Goodbye.

04:32:00.000 But, like.

04:32:01.660 You know.

04:32:02.460 Back in the day.

04:32:03.680 If she was sick.

04:32:05.480 I was sick.

04:32:06.000 Whatever.

04:32:06.220 I feel like people were less.

04:32:10.820 You know.

04:32:12.260 Less aware.

04:32:13.300 Like, people would just hang out with sick people.

04:32:15.660 Now it's a bit more like.

04:32:16.860 Ooh, somebody's sick.

04:32:17.700 I kind of.

04:32:18.740 I don't want to hang out with you.

04:32:19.940 You know.

04:32:21.260 I think now we're much more aware of like.

04:32:23.360 Ooh.

04:32:24.020 That's how.

04:32:25.320 What?

04:32:25.900 What?

04:32:26.240 She won't stop.

04:32:27.420 What?

04:32:27.620 What are they saying?

04:32:32.420 It is so funny. 1.00

04:32:33.540 Oh, COVID was my fucking shit. 1.00

04:32:35.440 No, it's just like. 1.00

04:32:35.840 Oh, my God.

04:32:36.820 Sounds like it's moody.

04:32:37.420 I don't know why I'm laughing.

04:32:38.140 My peak sex life.

04:32:39.280 Brian made COVID just up. 0.68

04:32:41.020 Oh, you got COVID?

04:32:42.740 Come over. 1.00

04:32:43.540 I invented fucking COVID. 0.99

04:32:45.180 It wasn't. 0.99

04:32:46.760 Bro, I'm just saying. 1.00

04:32:47.640 Whooping cough pussy. 1.00

04:32:49.540 I'm just saying. 1.00

04:32:50.280 It's good.

04:32:51.140 What were you talking about?

04:32:53.500 I have no idea.

04:32:54.700 We were talking about.

04:32:55.080 She was saying how like.

04:32:56.300 She was like crying.

04:32:57.340 And you were like. 1.00

04:32:57.820 Oh, the crying shit. 1.00

04:32:58.120 Yeah, and then you started talking about the coughing. 1.00

04:32:59.120 Sorry. 0.98

04:32:59.440 I'm making this shit all about me. 0.90

04:33:00.540 I'm sorry. 0.98

04:33:03.020 No, it was a.

04:33:03.600 It was a funny.

04:33:04.760 Funny.

04:33:05.340 Getting to know you.

04:33:06.560 Kind of thing.

04:33:07.340 Yeah.

04:33:07.540 Okay.

04:33:07.940 Yeah.

04:33:08.660 Okay.

04:33:09.580 But like every time.

04:33:10.520 You like. 1.00

04:33:11.020 You slapped away the dick. 1.00

04:33:12.820 Every time. 1.00

04:33:13.260 Bigger only donated $99.

04:33:15.300 Oh, sorry.

04:33:15.760 This is by far the nicest panel you've had a long time.

04:33:19.440 They're all nice.

04:33:20.640 No stress.

04:33:21.640 All engaged in the conversation.

04:33:23.780 And all interesting and intriguing.

04:33:26.060 And I suddenly have an urge to have a watermelon crushed on my skull smile. 0.91

04:33:30.500 On your skull? 0.95

04:33:31.940 Kudos. 0.86

04:33:33.200 He wants you to stand above him while he's laying on the ground with a skull.

04:33:36.680 Oh, and the watermelon.

04:33:39.520 What was that?

04:33:40.600 I think a phone.

04:33:41.520 Oh, it was a mic that was on the ground.

04:33:44.980 It's okay.

04:33:46.120 Okay.

04:33:46.640 Do I just leave it there?

04:33:47.680 Yeah.

04:33:47.940 Don't worry.

04:33:48.240 Don't worry about it.

04:33:48.720 It's all good.

04:33:50.700 Okay.

04:33:51.200 Thank you for your.

04:33:52.560 Let's see where it was.

04:33:54.220 Bigger.

04:33:54.740 Lonely.

04:33:55.140 Thank you, man.

04:33:55.440 Appreciate it.

04:33:55.920 I mean, we did have the two girls rage quit. 1.00

04:33:59.220 It was more like one rage quit and then the friend tagged along.

04:34:04.280 But that wasn't too bad.

04:34:07.280 They just dipped.

04:34:07.940 It wasn't a big thing.

04:34:08.440 More space now.

04:34:09.580 More space.

04:34:10.620 Although there are.

04:34:14.500 Yeah, it was pretty good.

04:34:15.100 It's been pretty good.

04:34:16.100 Okay.

04:34:16.580 So you had your crying thing.

04:34:18.380 That's cool.

04:34:20.660 Oh, you didn't answer.

04:34:21.480 Like, but every single time, like you're crying.

04:34:23.800 He's like trying to, you know, put it down.

04:34:27.760 He didn't tell me every single time that I was crying that he was turned on.

04:34:31.940 Oh, okay.

04:34:32.340 Like it happened like a handful of times.

04:34:34.880 Yeah, but there were some physical indicators like the bulge in his pants, right?

04:34:38.760 That might indicate.

04:34:39.740 I mean, like, you know, when I'm crying, it's not like I'm looking down at the bulge of his pants.

04:34:43.760 Like I'm kind of more concerned about the reason why I'm crying, right?

04:34:47.400 That would be the first place I look.

04:34:49.560 I'm crying.

04:34:50.160 But I feel like also like.

04:34:51.360 Hold on.

04:34:51.380 Let me assess the situation.

04:34:52.640 Does he have a hard on, you know?

04:34:54.580 Like in the back of my head, I'm like, I'm bawling my eyes out.

04:34:57.880 Like, are you turned on?

04:34:59.820 You know?

04:35:00.980 Because like now it's not really the time.

04:35:03.820 That's really selfish of him because here you are.

04:35:06.960 He's an ex for a reason.

04:35:08.420 Here you are like in a vulnerable state and you're upset about something.

04:35:14.160 Maybe you need some consoling.

04:35:16.260 And in the back of your head, you're like, bro, his pythons erect.

04:35:22.740 Yeah. 0.99

04:35:23.140 And it just must have really fucked with you because in the back of your head, he's like, you're probably thinking he's not in the right state of mind to really be there for me. 0.98

04:35:34.400 She said he was bad at comforting you. 0.99

04:35:35.640 He was like pretty bad at comforting me.

04:35:36.620 Like when you were crying, like what would he do?

04:35:39.960 Stand there?

04:35:40.520 Yeah.

04:35:41.360 I mean, like he would just say like, I'm sorry.

04:35:43.300 But like in general, he wasn't really like a very emotional person.

04:35:47.120 Like he was kind of really monotone.

04:35:48.620 He would hug you or like when you just stand there and stare at him and cry?

04:35:51.240 I guess like he would hug me and stuff.

04:35:53.300 What's the reverse of a boner?

04:35:56.060 When it goes soft.

04:35:57.980 That's called a razor. 1.00

04:35:59.180 Like an inverted penis? 0.99

04:36:01.420 Dude, what's that? 1.00

04:36:02.480 If a girl's crying, whatever that is, I get that.

04:36:05.660 Evie.

04:36:06.620 So you like blue balled him every single time?

04:36:08.800 I'm just kidding.

04:36:11.080 Please don't be insensitive to her situation.

04:36:15.100 There's a male struggle.

04:36:16.360 Please don't be insensitive.

04:36:17.340 I'm not for it.

04:36:17.820 I'm not for it.

04:36:18.440 I'm very sorry that that happened to you.

04:36:20.040 Someone said it's called turtle.

04:36:20.940 You're being very rude to her right now.

04:36:22.440 I'm kidding.

04:36:23.140 Okay, go ahead.

04:36:23.740 You brought up the coffee.

04:36:24.620 What you got for us?

04:36:25.800 Anything dating related you wanted?

04:36:26.960 Well, it's literally my life as a dating coach to talk about every day.

04:36:32.080 But I would say as a little final note vibe, I think men and women alike overcomplicate 0.93

04:36:40.260 dating and overconsume info about dating and that in order to date, you need to go on dates.

04:36:47.120 In order to get into a relationship, you need to carry yourself as if you want to actually

04:36:51.320 commit to someone.

04:36:52.720 And I think it's a problem on both ends.

04:36:54.720 And also, I have a friend who is waiting for me.

04:36:58.240 So, I have to leave because she has nowhere else to go without me driving her back home. 0.77

04:37:03.860 Does she want to come on the podcast real quick?

04:37:07.300 It's the friend who could not.

04:37:08.980 Oh.

04:37:09.460 Yeah.

04:37:10.200 If you're down to just stay.

04:37:12.120 We're going to wrap up here pretty soon.

04:37:13.560 If we can wrap it up quick because it's almost midnight.

04:37:14.880 You want to give it like five minutes?

04:37:16.400 You got five minutes?

04:37:16.720 I can do five minutes.

04:37:17.320 Okay, we'll do it.

04:37:17.980 She's watching.

04:37:19.000 So, hey girl, I'll catch you in soon.

04:37:22.760 If we don't wrap within five minutes, feel free to excuse yourself.

04:37:25.780 But what about you?

04:37:26.640 I guess I just think that women shouldn't, they should be able to have an option to have 0.99

04:37:32.540 a form of birth control but not oral birth control because it's like anything that has

04:37:38.460 to do with like hormonal birth control, I don't think they should be able to have it because

04:37:42.380 it actually really affects, you know, their choice in mate.

04:37:46.240 There was an experiment called the Sweaty T-Shirt Study and basically a bunch of men were not

04:37:52.440 allowed to wear cologne or deodorant.

04:37:54.020 They were forced to run on a treadmill for a certain amount of time.

04:37:57.340 Their, you know, shirts were taken, put in bags and there was a control group of women 1.00

04:38:01.500 and a woman, a group of women that were on birth control and they had to rate the smell 0.76

04:38:07.920 of these T-shirts based off of levels of attractiveness.

04:38:11.500 And basically what they found is that the women who were in the control group, the ones

04:38:15.780 who weren't on birth control, they chose men with opposite immune system profiles, which

04:38:21.900 basically gave their children a better chance at, you know, just being more adept and having

04:38:27.600 a better immune system and ability to like fight off diseases and stuff like that.

04:38:31.640 But the women who were on birth control, it was completely randomized or it was just the

04:38:38.520 opposite of what would be beneficial for their own immune system profile and, you know, genetic

04:38:44.000 offspring.

04:38:45.340 Yeah.

04:38:45.500 I mean, I definitely heard that apparently women who are on birth control are, they find

04:38:51.460 feminine characteristics like more attractive in men. 0.98

04:38:53.900 Whereas if they're not on birth control, they're more attracted to like more, more masculine

04:38:58.240 traits.

04:38:58.800 Yeah, definitely.

04:38:59.300 Apparently that's a thing.

04:39:01.080 And something I heard related to that is a woman who is on birth control, met a guy.

04:39:07.400 If they get off birth control, they can lose attraction for their partner.

04:39:10.700 That even happens in marriages. 1.00

04:39:12.060 Yeah.

04:39:12.740 If they're on birth control.

04:39:14.140 Like say you're on birth control, you're dating a guy, you get off birth control and

04:39:18.220 then you actually like, you could lose attraction for the guy.

04:39:21.640 That happened to me.

04:39:22.920 What?

04:39:23.640 I've seen it with friends too.

04:39:25.060 What was the, it happened to you?

04:39:26.940 It happened to me.

04:39:27.420 I was, I was on birth control for a bit and then I was in a relationship with someone

04:39:32.600 for three and a half years and two years into the relationship, I got off the birth control

04:39:36.900 and that whole year of being off of it, I woke up realizing, oh my God, this is not the

04:39:43.080 person I thought I was dating and I wasn't really attracted to him physically at all.

04:39:47.880 You lost physical attraction.

04:39:48.960 Lost physical attraction.

04:39:50.680 Was he one of the guys who was smaller than you?

04:39:53.420 Yes.

04:39:53.900 Ah, okay.

04:39:54.300 And just emotional attraction as well.

04:39:58.020 I realized he wasn't fulfilling the needs that I needed as a woman because he wasn't

04:40:01.440 being a man.

04:40:02.600 Has anybody else had that experience?

04:40:05.260 Luckily I didn't have that experience.

04:40:07.220 Who here is on birth control?

04:40:09.780 I hopped off.

04:40:10.860 What is this?

04:40:12.000 You're either on birth control or you're not.

04:40:14.240 What are you taking plan B's every week?

04:40:15.680 What's up?

04:40:15.980 No, no, no, no.

04:40:18.000 Yeah, I am.

04:40:18.820 I'm just like some days like I'm not the best at remembering, you know.

04:40:23.340 But I also do.

04:40:24.540 Careful boys.

04:40:25.700 But I also do like pregnancy tests every month, you know, just to be safe. 0.99

04:40:30.700 Damn. 1.00

04:40:32.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

04:40:32.700 All right. 1.00

04:40:34.260 Okay.

04:40:34.620 What about you?

04:40:36.260 Anything dating you want to get off your chest?

04:40:39.900 I guess as a Christ-fearing woman, it's really hard to find Christ-fearing men in this world

04:40:45.480 because everything is so immediate and instant.

04:40:48.140 And so it's hard to find men and women, honestly, as friends who have self-control.

04:40:55.540 That's it.

04:40:56.300 Self-discipline.

04:40:56.840 Okay.

04:40:57.100 Yeah, self-discipline.

04:40:58.740 Okay.

04:40:59.720 Chance.

04:41:01.040 Chance.

04:41:01.960 His name's wrong.

04:41:02.900 Yeah, my final thoughts.

04:41:05.980 I have a bit of a pessimistic view of dating in general.

04:41:10.400 Like, and even you being like a match or what, like a dating coach.

04:41:16.580 Like those apps, I just saw a video recently.

04:41:18.780 Those apps aren't meant to even help people get on dates.

04:41:22.020 Like they're meant to keep you on there because if two people meet and have a successful relationship,

04:41:28.260 the app loses business. 0.99

04:41:29.680 So they're incentivized to keep your lonely ass on there. 0.99

04:41:33.340 Swipe in for more people. 1.00

04:41:35.020 And they strategically will put ugly ones in there and then put a cute one in there knowing that, oh. 1.00

04:41:39.860 Intermittent reinforcement.

04:41:40.940 There you go.

04:41:41.480 I mean, you get it.

04:41:42.120 You know how the apps work.

04:41:43.040 Hinge is a bit better about it, but you need to be very intentional to like actually take advantage of their whole design to be deleted thing.

04:41:49.180 And I just think about how, yeah, back in the olden days, like just dating was simpler.

04:41:56.540 When your parents met, it was simpler.

04:41:58.040 There was no, like all the girls here have gotten a hundred times more like attention than I get. 0.93

04:42:05.340 And I have millions of followers.

04:42:07.840 So it's like, how does a normal guy even compete in this dating market?

04:42:12.880 You can't.

04:42:13.660 Like if a regular girl is getting 50 to 100 DMs, approaches, whatever, how do you even stand a chance? 0.92

04:42:21.340 So I feel really bad for the majority of men who don't have a lot of success in a dating pool.

04:42:29.120 And I don't know what the solution is.

04:42:30.900 I feel like you just have to level up the best you can appearance wise, financial wise, everything.

04:42:35.440 Because the competition is like, it's crazy.

04:42:39.300 I mean, can I comment on that?

04:42:41.520 I agree and disagree because none of the messages that I ever receive, I ever respond to.

04:42:47.900 I would only, as a, for myself, I would only pursue a man who is pursuing me in person.

04:42:55.560 And making an effort, like appearance wise, shows me that he has ambition, etc.

04:43:01.360 And, but there's a lack of that.

04:43:03.400 Can we get a posture check from you?

04:43:05.980 I feel like you're slouching.

04:43:07.360 Oh, yes, of course.

04:43:07.840 I'm looking out.

04:43:08.200 My thing keeps slipping.

04:43:09.440 I'm looking out for you.

04:43:10.540 It's all good.

04:43:10.900 I like your booster.

04:43:11.640 My booster seat keeps slipping.

04:43:13.760 Okay.

04:43:14.620 I don't know what I was saying.

04:43:16.320 No, I see what you're saying.

04:43:17.240 Like you specifically won't answer DMs.

04:43:20.980 I'm not sure if most girls behave like that. 0.97

04:43:23.780 I think girls will, most girls will answer certain DMs from certain guys. 1.00

04:43:28.320 But it's just like, how do you compete with, I know like y'all are getting

04:43:33.000 blue checks and athletes and like some really top tier guys.

04:43:36.720 How does a regular dude even get close to that?

04:43:40.400 Like you can't.

04:43:41.560 They don't.

04:43:42.520 You don't. 0.98

04:43:43.060 And then, and then they end up, hey, can I pay a two grand to kick me in the nuts?

04:43:46.660 Like, I have seen statistics.

04:43:49.420 Like I've done thorough just like checks to make sure it's from actual studies.

04:43:53.360 And then asking men I know, asking my like ex when we were still together, men are not

04:43:57.740 having sex these days.

04:43:59.140 Whereas every girl I know, if she isn't celibate, she has had sex whenever she wants to. 0.99

04:44:04.600 And it is a serious topic that I considered sending beforehand.

04:44:08.080 But then I was like, eh.

04:44:09.880 Yeah.

04:44:10.480 So you're right.

04:44:11.300 So it's kind of a weird, dire situation.

04:44:14.420 Send the asteroid.

04:44:15.640 Yeah.

04:44:16.800 Yeah.

04:44:17.280 It's, uh, I don't know.

04:44:18.240 I don't know what the solution is.

04:44:19.740 And we're in this era of like hating on men. 0.96

04:44:21.880 And I'm like, damn, I think men need the most help now more than ever. 0.98

04:44:25.000 Agreed. 0.97

04:44:25.520 But they also need each other supporting them.

04:44:27.340 Look, Ryan.

04:44:27.920 Keep going, Ryan.

04:44:29.240 Keep cooking.

04:44:30.280 I don't have too much more to go on that.

04:44:31.760 But yeah, there's this gender war going on. 1.00

04:44:34.200 It's like, whoa.

04:44:35.220 Like, there's so many men.

04:44:37.580 I mean, you hear the stories of kick me and spit on me and I'll pay you a hundred bucks just

04:44:43.460 to speak to me.

04:44:44.260 Like, how incredibly sad is that?

04:44:46.380 I don't know if y'all could even fathom having to pay someone a hundred dollars just to speak

04:44:50.060 to you.

04:44:50.560 And here we are.

04:44:51.740 Misogynist. 0.99

04:44:52.380 Toxic. 0.99

04:44:53.160 This and that.

04:44:53.820 Yeah.

04:44:54.320 And like, that's why I like to try to, I don't know, root for guys.

04:44:59.260 Like, nobody's here to help men at all.

04:45:02.260 And it's cool to.

04:45:03.860 I'm literally helping men.

04:45:05.520 Well, I appreciate that.

04:45:06.580 And I agree.

04:45:07.260 And there's a lot of very nice, good guys who just get overwhelmed from what I've observed

04:45:12.960 from the whole alpha male podcast thing.

04:45:15.520 Like, fresh and fit, which I never heard of until yesterday.

04:45:20.020 And that's why I think it's important for, you know, panels like this, people showing

04:45:23.360 that it's okay to have your view.

04:45:25.940 If you're only getting one match a week, that's okay.

04:45:28.700 Because, like I mentioned earlier, it just takes one person if you want to be in a relationship

04:45:32.120 unless you're into poly.

04:45:34.040 And I know you have to go, but I did have one question for you.

04:45:36.380 Sorry to like string this on a little longer, Brian. 1.00

04:45:40.060 Have you ever told your male clients to be an asshole to girls? 1.00

04:45:46.140 Never to be a dick. 1.00

04:45:48.120 What typically happens, though, is they are scared of being seen as predatory or douchey. 0.98

04:45:53.800 So they end up never even asking a girl out.

04:45:55.920 So what I have done for most of them, actually, is say, like, you don't need to ask her five

04:46:02.540 questions in a row to try to seem like you're interested.

04:46:06.420 It's okay to like, like she's dating you too.

04:46:09.360 So you do need to talk about yourself.

04:46:11.440 But I've never attracted.

04:46:12.900 Yeah, I attract very nice clients who feel awkward.

04:46:16.220 Never tell them to be douchey.

04:46:17.680 The most I've done is say, try to be a little bit more cool and maybe don't text her back

04:46:22.220 one minute later at 7 a.m.

04:46:23.680 Like, don't be desperate, but don't be a douche.

04:46:27.960 It happens a lot where women aren't attracted to nice men. 1.00

04:46:33.340 They would rather be treated like crap. 0.99

04:46:35.560 To desperate men, I would. 1.00

04:46:36.800 Yes.

04:46:37.580 And a lot of times nice guys.

04:46:39.540 Um, what was I going to say?

04:46:40.580 Oh, yeah. 1.00

04:46:41.380 You like dicks? 0.99

04:46:42.660 Is that what you said? 1.00

04:46:43.280 That's what I heard.

04:46:44.100 I heard. 1.00

04:46:44.580 I like dicks. 0.99

04:46:45.140 Like, no, like, um, kind of like when guys kind of don't give you as much attention and 0.99

04:46:52.140 like stuff like that, it kind of makes me want to like chase them.

04:46:55.760 Yeah.

04:46:55.900 It's about the chase.

04:46:56.980 Yeah.

04:46:57.380 And if I'm not chasing you.

04:46:58.360 But that's like maturity versus immaturity.

04:47:00.680 Like you probably aren't going to find a husband if you're dating like that. 0.97

04:47:04.320 But I'm not dating like that.

04:47:05.260 And at 18, you don't need a husband.

04:47:06.680 Like if, um, if guys don't do that, that's not like a break point for me.

04:47:11.440 I'm just saying like.

04:47:12.160 If he's simping after you, you probably won't take him seriously.

04:47:15.000 No, I would.

04:47:15.860 I would for sure.

04:47:17.200 I've done that with a lot of guys, but, um.

04:47:18.960 I mean, isn't that pretty common? 1.00

04:47:19.960 Like girls like guys who are assholes. 0.99

04:47:22.060 I think it's kind of, I feel like a lot of people do that. 1.00

04:47:24.680 Like it's the chase.

04:47:25.500 You know what I mean?

04:47:25.980 I like when my man is like obsessed with me. 0.98

04:47:28.460 I like when my man is respectful and not an asshole. 0.99

04:47:32.900 Yeah. 0.98

04:47:33.220 Like I just know growing up, I was the, I was a nice guy and never got anything.

04:47:38.660 And then even me and my guy friends would be like, I said this to this girl and she loved it.

04:47:43.120 And I'm like, why do they like being mistreated or whatever?

04:47:46.920 And I don't want to be like that.

04:47:48.000 I don't want to be a villain, but I got turned into a villain.

04:47:52.520 So sorry.

04:47:53.940 I think that depends on the women that you want to be with. 0.93

04:47:55.760 Yeah, or select women differently.

04:47:57.220 It's a trauma cycle.

04:47:59.140 So you're saying the women that I'm speaking to specifically are the ones that are. 0.89

04:48:03.220 into that.

04:48:03.740 And there's girls that are. 1.00

04:48:05.140 You attract what you put out or you attract the inverse of it.

04:48:09.180 So like my most long-term client, he used to just go on dates with the strangest woman.

04:48:14.040 Like one of them, she was like, yeah, I like to decapitate dead animals. 1.00

04:48:17.660 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.94

04:48:18.340 Whoa.

04:48:18.640 Yeah.

04:48:19.100 But that's.

04:48:19.900 The woman said that. 0.94

04:48:21.240 Yes.

04:48:21.680 It was.

04:48:22.340 He used to attract very strange.

04:48:23.800 He also lives in like a rural area.

04:48:25.920 But that's when he was being a nice guy.

04:48:28.540 But in reality, he wasn't being nice.

04:48:30.160 He was letting himself be stepped on by letting her.

04:48:33.100 Yeah, it's like animals.

04:48:35.220 No, like he would just date strange woman.

04:48:37.360 So I think if you're dating.

04:48:38.820 That's some desperate or traumatized or hurt woman, then you just aren't selecting who 1.00

04:48:45.100 you're dating.

04:48:45.500 Like I'm not a place to be dating someone for the rest of my life.

04:48:49.660 I don't want a husband.

04:48:50.600 I'm not ready for that.

04:48:51.940 Therefore, the dudes who are carrying themselves in such a way that they want that type of

04:48:56.360 commitment should not be trying to talk to me because when I say, oh, yeah, I'm flying

04:49:00.900 out tomorrow.

04:49:02.340 So let's reschedule our date.

04:49:04.360 Like I'm not.

04:49:05.940 Basically, reevaluate who you're attracting.

04:49:07.600 And if you feel like you have to be a douche to get them to like you, maybe don't go for

04:49:12.080 them.

04:49:12.960 Yeah.

04:49:13.220 Well, I would say I completely understand your viewpoint.

04:49:15.980 I didn't attract any like being nice, attracted nobody being not nice attracts people like

04:49:26.320 fair enough observation.

04:49:28.060 So it's like but I'm just speaking from a busy love life or very like I think it's very fair

04:49:34.740 to want to just go on a bunch of dates, get a bunch of action.

04:49:38.040 And if being not douchey, but a little bit less attentive, I think that's super valid.

04:49:43.600 And like I have not for very long, but I've worked with some men who want just casual

04:49:48.240 dating and then it's a few little tweaks and then boom, they get it.

04:49:52.100 And that's valid.

04:49:53.820 But if you want wifey. 1.00

04:49:56.580 Would wifey accept that behavior? 1.00

04:49:59.480 I see what you're saying.

04:50:00.280 Yeah.

04:50:00.760 And I'm about your intentions.

04:50:02.140 Yeah.

04:50:02.280 I'm at a point where I don't have to act anyway.

04:50:04.440 I've just the way I am.

04:50:06.220 I'm able to weed through.

04:50:08.280 I definitely don't have to put on like thousands of DMs.

04:50:10.820 I have to weed through them all.

04:50:11.820 No, it's a I've gotten to a better spot, but I remember being like a sis was a senior

04:50:18.200 in high school and it was like I was.

04:50:21.640 Yeah, I was also going to say I feel like the younger crowd of women are more into that 0.62

04:50:25.680 like a little like mature older women that like they want men that take care of them. 1.00

04:50:31.120 Exactly.

04:50:31.360 But in their youth, who were they going after?

04:50:36.200 One of our previous male panelists on the show, Brandon, from way back, and I don't know

04:50:42.760 if any of you girls have heard this saying.

04:50:44.940 Maybe you've heard it.

04:50:45.680 I don't know if I necessarily agree with it, but have any of you heard the saying, if you

04:50:50.060 treat her like dirt, she'll stick to you like mud? 1.00

04:50:53.400 Oh, no.

04:50:54.300 Interesting.

04:50:54.660 It is catchy.

04:50:56.700 It is catchy.

04:50:57.700 I don't know if there's any truth to it, but I wonder if part of it is like maybe obviously

04:51:05.180 women are attracted to confident men, self-assured men.

04:51:09.040 Bugaboo donated $100.

04:51:11.540 Thank you guys for a good night time to go to bed.

04:51:15.040 Before I leave, can the two of girls kiss each other? 0.97

04:51:18.340 If not now, maybe you're not.

04:51:19.820 Do you want to collab on O.F.?

04:51:22.540 I'd be down.

04:51:23.600 Wait, actually, do you live in L.A.?

04:51:25.000 I live in Hollywood.

04:51:26.260 I live very close to Hollywood.

04:51:27.420 No way.

04:51:27.920 No, like.

04:51:28.960 Collab.

04:51:30.800 Yeah, so stay tuned.

04:51:34.480 Stay tuned.

04:51:35.740 Haram!

04:51:36.860 Peep the link in bio.

04:51:38.160 Haram.

04:51:41.920 Okay, so I forgot. 0.99

04:51:43.720 We were talking about like fucking. 0.99

04:51:45.660 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

04:51:47.040 That's not business.

04:51:47.780 Stick to you like mud.

04:51:48.860 Business expense.

04:51:49.820 Well, I think like maybe when some women are younger, they're going to confuse like that 1.00

04:51:55.260 arrogance or asshole behavior as for confidence. 0.99

04:51:58.160 And maybe they are confident too. 1.00

04:52:02.240 So it's almost like they'd rather date a guy who's an asshole but confident than date a guy 1.00

04:52:08.220 who's nice but weak or a guy who's nice but insecure because it's not attractive. 0.99

04:52:14.360 And also I think like, for example, there is, I'm not an expert in psychology, but like there

04:52:18.600 is a phenomenon where women will like get in touch and there's a few potential explanations 0.83

04:52:24.040 for this.

04:52:25.040 Women will contact men who are in prison seeking like romantic relationships with these men 0.96

04:52:31.280 who are like murderers, killers. 0.99

04:52:34.200 Even like the fucking serial killers will get like attention from women, they'll be like sending him letters, they'll want to meet him, maybe even get married. 1.00

04:52:45.820 What, did you send a letter to a prisoner the way you're looking at me right now? 0.99

04:52:49.240 Just the way you were looking, I was like, what did you send?

04:52:51.280 I also feel like girls are into like, I've heard like some of my friends say this, that they like like toxic relationships.

04:52:58.140 Like they like the fight.

04:52:59.220 Oh, the drama.

04:52:59.860 Yeah.

04:53:00.100 I think that's part of it too.

04:53:01.420 They like seek toxicity.

04:53:01.920 Yeah.

04:53:02.180 I do think that the worst thing you can do is bore a woman. 0.99

04:53:08.960 I think I've heard that.

04:53:09.780 Yes, yes.

04:53:10.060 You can do anything except bore a woman. 1.00

04:53:11.320 Yeah, I think you can do anything except bore a woman. 1.00

04:53:13.220 And so it's, I think there's that component.

04:53:16.180 I think another component is like a guy who's a criminal, who's like a murderer, right?

04:53:22.740 He's capable of violence.

04:53:24.460 And I think it does, like there's an evolutionary component of like a guy who's capable of violence.

04:53:33.020 You can, you can sort of see that, okay, he would be capable of, he would be prepared to defend you.

04:53:39.580 And it's like sort of this, I don't know.

04:53:43.200 That makes sense.

04:53:43.700 That's interesting.

04:53:44.780 That makes sense.

04:53:45.400 But it's hot if a guy gets into like a fight over you.

04:53:47.980 Yeah.

04:53:48.560 Yeah, there you go.

04:53:49.400 Yeah.

04:53:50.000 There's the pathology.

04:53:51.180 And then if you just take it like really far, then you get to the Britney Spears in love with a criminal.

04:53:56.020 I also feel like it's the aftermath of like the fight after, you know, when you have like, there's like after fight sex. 0.76

04:54:02.560 You talking about the after sex?

04:54:04.040 Wait, what?

04:54:04.400 Yeah, have you guys heard of that?

04:54:05.320 Wait, what?

04:54:05.860 Just you.

04:54:06.420 Oh.

04:54:06.760 No, you know what I'm talking about.

04:54:07.740 You fight and then after you fight with the best sex. 0.91

04:54:09.960 Oh, yeah. 0.82

04:54:10.540 Makeup.

04:54:10.940 Yeah. 0.97

04:54:11.300 Makeup sex. 0.90

04:54:11.920 Oh, makeup. 0.93

04:54:12.500 Like an argument?

04:54:13.400 Yeah.

04:54:13.760 So like for a lot of, I've like heard this, like for a lot of people, they would like fight with their significant other.

04:54:19.340 And then they have like really good sex after.

04:54:21.920 Is this from first hands? 0.94

04:54:24.320 Yes.

04:54:25.540 Yes.

04:54:26.440 Experience. 1.00

04:54:27.140 Oh, so you would start shit with your boyfriend? 1.00

04:54:29.080 No, no, no. 1.00

04:54:29.100 I wouldn't start shit on purpose. 0.99

04:54:30.960 Oh, okay. 0.99

04:54:31.360 Yeah, you would never start an argument.

04:54:32.820 But also like, and then after the fight, he'd like comfort you and stuff like that.

04:54:35.840 I think that's another reason.

04:54:36.800 And I mean, I don't like toxic relationships, but I think that could be reasons why people do.

04:54:41.400 Okay.

04:54:41.960 Fair enough.

04:54:42.740 I'd rather a man fight another man over me than fight me.

04:54:49.480 Well, duh.

04:54:50.380 But then there's another thing that I've spoken about with one of my other friends as well.

04:54:54.260 I'm a very calm, gentle guy.

04:54:58.360 And the girls would be choke me, slap me like in bed. 1.00

04:55:01.700 Oh, yeah.

04:55:02.060 And it's like, that's crazy.

04:55:04.580 Like, I don't want to hurt you.

04:55:06.540 You're harder.

04:55:07.660 This and that.

04:55:08.080 And it's like, because there is something primal and instinctual about them wanting to be overpowered and dominated and violence.

04:55:14.640 And it's like, yo, I do not want to be violent at all.

04:55:17.820 I've only seen that in women who have like childhood trauma, though.

04:55:21.540 I feel like a lot of girls feel like choking me. 1.00

04:55:23.780 I can only speak from like my friends.

04:55:25.340 I don't know what happens in the past like five years or something.

04:55:28.260 Every chick's like wants to be. 1.00

04:55:31.300 I mean, statistically, they've figured out that it's because more women are watching more porn. 1.00

04:55:37.180 And porn in like, not only fans, I mean, like the actual porn industry that they are so violent.

04:55:45.660 And it's desensitizing women and men to both of those. 1.00

04:55:48.460 You hate getting chipped?

04:55:49.180 I hate. 1.00

04:55:50.220 What about the, let's like, maybe if some of the girls, do you prefer gentle or rough sex? 1.00

04:55:57.440 Gentle. 0.98

04:55:58.540 It just depends on my mood.

04:56:00.620 I don't mind either one.

04:56:02.740 Okay.

04:56:03.620 That's on the man.

04:56:05.240 Depends on, okay.

04:56:07.180 I feel like it definitely depends on the mood.

04:56:10.140 Yeah.

04:56:10.420 Come on, guys.

04:56:10.900 Just say you like to be choked.

04:56:12.340 You don't have to.

04:56:13.320 You guys can be honest. 1.00

04:56:14.280 Just say you like to get your hair pulled and get spanked and all this shit. 1.00

04:56:17.640 But there's obviously a time and place for different types of intercourse. 0.99

04:56:22.860 But yeah, it is quite the conundrum where it's like that fear and the danger and violence is like.

04:56:33.040 It's addicting.

04:56:33.880 Yeah.

04:56:34.100 Stress is addicting.

04:56:34.680 And so that's why women go bounce from toxic relationship to toxic relationship. 1.00

04:56:39.000 Because once you're in one, you live off of chaos and you live off of toxic energy and stress.

04:56:44.200 And stress is cortisol in your body.

04:56:46.780 And so when you're addicted to that dopamine rush, once it goes away, you have to have it back.

04:56:51.920 Because you withdraw from it.

04:56:53.060 So women are constantly seeking that dopamine rush because that's the only thing they know that they're getting dopamine from is abuse. 1.00

04:57:00.700 There definitely is like a rough sex meta.

04:57:04.580 It seems like.

04:57:06.620 You know what I think it might be?

04:57:08.120 Maybe the girls can weigh in on this. 1.00

04:57:09.340 I think they got corrupted by one dude.

04:57:13.560 There's like some dude.

04:57:15.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

04:57:15.660 One guy who like is kind of into BDSM and he wants to tie you up and choke you and fucking spank you and put marks on you. 1.00

04:57:22.260 Maybe not like hit you, but like, you know, whatever it is. 0.99

04:57:25.300 And consensually.

04:57:26.860 Yeah.

04:57:27.040 And I think a lot of women might. 1.00

04:57:31.020 I mean, Fifty Shades of Grey is like was.

04:57:33.320 Yeah, it's in movies.

04:57:34.000 That could also be another thing.

04:57:35.400 In movies and stuff, too.

04:57:36.460 Fifty Shades of Grey.

04:57:36.640 Sex has gotten a lot more aggressive, I feel like, in movies. 0.65

04:57:39.560 Word.

04:57:40.400 And I wonder if it's like kind of a.

04:57:44.060 I don't know what the right term is.

04:57:45.900 Maybe you guys can help me out with this.

04:57:47.180 I don't know if it's a domino effect or if it's a snowball.

04:57:50.440 But it's like maybe girls are like heard something or they're like. 0.96

04:57:54.320 Yeah.

04:57:54.600 They heard from something from their girlfriends or they heard maybe had an experience with a guy.

04:57:58.420 And then they think, OK, all guys like that.

04:58:00.600 OK, I'm going to ask him to choke me.

04:58:01.620 Almost like a trend.

04:58:02.820 Yeah, like snowball effect.

04:58:04.500 So then guys are seeing all the girls who are wanting to be.

04:58:08.320 And then so the guys start like going for it.

04:58:11.040 And then the girls must think, oh, this is what all guys want.

04:58:13.880 And so they ask for it.

04:58:14.980 So it's like.

04:58:15.620 I think that's exactly what it is.

04:58:16.660 It's like a positive, negative, positive.

04:58:20.140 Wait, what's.

04:58:21.760 There's a term for this.

04:58:22.920 It's negative reinforcement.

04:58:25.180 Yeah.

04:58:26.180 And that was a positive feedback loop.

04:58:28.220 I think that sounds about right.

04:58:29.660 Positive feedback loop.

04:58:30.920 Reinforcement is rewarding the behavior and positive is giving something rather than taking away.

04:58:36.260 So, yeah, good times.

04:58:39.180 We made it to a new day together.

04:58:40.420 Oh, my God.

04:58:42.820 Mr. Pay to win.

04:58:44.000 You are on fire.

04:58:45.300 Thank you so much, man, for the gifted 20 subs on Twitch.

04:58:47.640 Much appreciated.

04:58:48.200 Actually, why don't we do this right now?

04:58:49.400 Pull up Twitch really quick.

04:58:51.780 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

04:58:53.640 Guys, go to Twitch.tv slash whatever.

04:58:55.360 Drop us a follow.

04:58:56.020 Drop us a prime sub.

04:58:57.880 Drop us.

04:58:59.000 Oh, Nick, can you X out of those at the bottom?

04:59:01.480 Don't pull them.

04:59:02.140 Do not pull them.

04:59:02.960 No, no, no, no.

04:59:03.540 Come back.

04:59:04.120 Come back. 1.00

04:59:05.000 Actually, fuck it. 1.00

04:59:05.660 I'll do it later. 1.00

04:59:06.540 I don't know why people are sending me DMs.

04:59:08.240 Just X out.

04:59:09.160 Yeah, don't open them, though.

04:59:09.940 I don't know why they're.

04:59:11.160 I'll read those later, guys.

04:59:13.960 Yo, guys, drop us a follow on Twitch.

04:59:16.480 Drop us a prime sub if you have one available on Twitch.

04:59:20.140 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

04:59:22.340 Yo, J. Dot.

04:59:22.940 Thank you for the prime.

04:59:23.620 And Mr. Pay to win, thank you so much for the 20 community subs.

04:59:27.960 Man, appreciate it.

04:59:29.380 Okay.

04:59:32.600 You went, Maddie, I don't know if you have nothing.

04:59:35.220 You got nothing?

04:59:36.060 Okay, cool.

04:59:37.160 I think I'm good on that.

04:59:41.520 I had, actually, we had one thing we have to do with Riley.

04:59:44.740 Oh, yeah.

04:59:46.040 What?

04:59:46.820 You remember what?

04:59:47.600 Oh, no, no, no.

04:59:48.080 Oh.

04:59:48.440 Wait, what?

04:59:49.200 I thought you were talking about where we all had to riz you up.

04:59:52.040 Because remember you said that?

04:59:53.020 Oh.

04:59:54.140 That'll take so long.

04:59:54.580 I don't think we're doing that anymore.

04:59:56.160 That'll take so long now.

04:59:57.620 We're going to wrap very soon.

04:59:58.980 Trust me.

05:00:00.460 Trust me.

05:00:01.200 Ten hours later.

05:00:02.160 By the way, I know you did say you have to take a while.

05:00:04.060 Yeah, she's going to meet here and then.

05:00:06.260 Are you guys romantically linked or?

05:00:09.160 No.

05:00:09.520 Oh, we're both single.

05:00:12.040 Oh, never say never.

05:00:13.360 Okay, cool.

05:00:14.300 But yeah, I know you mentioned you might have to excuse yourself.

05:00:16.780 So if you do, no worries.

05:00:17.060 Yeah, no, I'm just looking at my phone to keep up.

05:00:19.700 Okay.

05:00:20.480 Wait, what was I going to do?

05:00:21.560 Why do I?

05:00:21.980 I don't know why I had that.

05:00:24.080 Somebody.

05:00:24.580 That.

05:00:24.760 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:00:27.600 The Riz Up.

05:00:29.860 Are we?

05:00:30.140 That might take a while.

05:00:30.880 That's going to take too long. 0.99

05:00:31.820 Damn. 0.99

05:00:32.920 Wait, sorry. 1.00

05:00:33.440 Remind me.

05:00:33.880 What's your name again?

05:00:34.780 Beth.

05:00:35.460 Beth.

05:00:36.200 Okay, let's Riz Me Up.

05:00:37.820 Let's go.

05:00:38.400 You?

05:00:38.800 You're the dude.

05:00:39.480 I'm the chick.

05:00:40.200 I'm the dude?

05:00:40.940 Yeah, we'll do just one.

05:00:41.700 Is this like in person?

05:00:43.940 In person.

05:00:45.060 What up, shoddy?

05:00:46.040 Yo, shoddy.

05:00:46.980 Wait, should we do this with Madison?

05:00:48.520 No, okay.

05:00:48.900 Stop.

05:00:49.160 Don't laugh.

05:00:50.160 Yo, shoddy.

05:00:50.920 I like your earlobes. 1.00

05:00:54.440 Serial killer.

05:00:56.400 Can you make that face you made again?

05:00:57.960 It was kind of like a.

05:00:58.560 Which one?

05:00:59.040 This one?

05:00:59.440 You crinkled your.

05:01:01.180 No, no, it wasn't that one.

05:01:02.220 Oh.

05:01:05.120 Okay, go ahead.

05:01:06.120 Go ahead.

05:01:06.440 So what?

05:01:07.640 Yo, shoddy.

05:01:09.260 Let me take you out. 1.00

05:01:10.400 Can I see your hand real quick?

05:01:14.480 Oh, let me put a ring on that finger. 0.95

05:01:17.500 Marriage.

05:01:18.120 Done.

05:01:21.260 You know that one like audio or it's like a video and it's this girl talking about her 0.99

05:01:26.080 and how her like man met and he was like, I was walking down the street and like, he 1.00

05:01:30.840 was like, that ass is fat. 1.00

05:01:33.620 And they started dating. 1.00

05:01:35.060 What?

05:01:35.820 Oh, pardon me.

05:01:37.700 Okay, we have Riley.

05:01:39.600 Riley, I love you.

05:01:40.820 You're great.

05:01:44.020 Oh no, I'm like scared of what's going on.

05:01:47.860 I don't remember.

05:01:48.880 Riley.

05:01:49.440 Yeah.

05:01:50.420 Is there anything you want to tell us?

05:01:53.120 Um.

05:01:53.600 I just feel so bad she's been there.

05:01:55.400 Yeah.

05:01:55.760 No.

05:01:56.820 Riley, we're going to expose you.

05:01:59.220 Oh.

05:01:59.640 We're exposing you.

05:02:01.240 Yes.

05:02:02.260 Riley, I am deeply hurt and betrayed by you.

05:02:07.460 Okay.

05:02:07.900 I've been deeply hurt and betrayed by you, Riley.

05:02:10.160 Okay.

05:02:11.240 I thought we were homies.

05:02:12.760 Yeah.

05:02:13.440 I thought we were the homies.

05:02:14.720 We are homies.

05:02:16.360 Oh.

05:02:16.540 Please be gentle with the cup.

05:02:17.880 Okay.

05:02:18.060 Yes.

05:02:18.320 How dare you?

05:02:19.040 Yes.

05:02:19.280 I saw on your TikTok, you have plagiarized me and I am deeply offended.

05:02:31.340 I'm deeply offended, Riley.

05:02:32.920 And we have the clips.

05:02:34.100 We're pulling the clips up.

05:02:35.280 Are we going to put them up?

05:02:35.680 We are putting Riley on blast.

05:02:38.860 You guys are putting me on the spot?

05:02:41.000 Okay.

05:02:41.880 Oh, no.

05:02:42.880 Oh, she got the mic and everything. 0.63

05:02:44.780 Oh, no.

05:02:45.840 Okay.

05:02:46.120 So, guys, I don't know if this.

05:02:48.980 Hold on.

05:02:49.440 Just we'll play the clip.

05:02:50.700 Make sure it's from the beginning.

05:02:52.100 Oh, you might have to. 1.00

05:02:52.880 Fuck. 1.00

05:02:53.220 You might have to refresh or just click. 1.00

05:02:55.420 Click on the screen.

05:02:56.360 Oh, no.

05:02:57.760 Would you be okay with your long-term monogamous partner going to a bar?

05:03:02.080 Pause, pause, pause, pause.

05:03:03.040 Can you move us over?

05:03:06.680 Oh.

05:03:08.420 Grab that and just, like, scoot it to the right.

05:03:11.340 Yeah.

05:03:11.960 To the right.

05:03:12.880 Yeah.

05:03:13.920 Yeah.

05:03:14.320 That's fine.

05:03:14.960 That's fine.

05:03:15.600 Or maybe.

05:03:16.300 Yeah.

05:03:16.960 Oh, just grab the other one. 0.88

05:03:18.320 Grab the other one.

05:03:19.340 There you go.

05:03:20.140 Yeah.

05:03:20.500 Put it at the edge.

05:03:22.840 Put it at the edge because I'm OCD.

05:03:24.520 Thank you.

05:03:25.220 Okay.

05:03:26.740 Go ahead.

05:03:31.540 Oh.

05:03:32.680 Nick, can you click?

05:03:33.220 Oh, no.

05:03:33.540 It's frozen.

05:03:34.700 Oh, no.

05:03:35.100 Can you clear the, yeah, go back?

05:03:40.660 No, just go back.

05:03:43.440 Wait.

05:03:44.480 Wait.

05:03:46.440 Can you clear the red thing?

05:03:47.820 So you need to just click on a gray spot of OBS so we don't see the red.

05:03:51.800 Just click on a gray, gray spot.

05:03:54.880 Yeah.

05:03:55.580 Yep.

05:03:55.840 That's fine.

05:03:57.160 Nope.

05:03:57.840 It's here.

05:03:58.740 Go up above the scenes.

05:04:00.140 Yeah.

05:04:00.320 Wait.

05:04:00.640 No.

05:04:01.000 Down.

05:04:01.260 Just click there. 1.00

05:04:02.700 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00

05:04:03.540 Okay. 1.00

05:04:03.780 Whatever.

05:04:04.000 Whatever.

05:04:05.000 I don't know.

05:04:05.400 Whatever.

05:04:05.840 It doesn't matter.

05:04:06.400 Okay.

05:04:08.960 Yeah.

05:04:09.380 Go ahead.

05:04:11.520 What the?

05:04:12.160 Oh, my God.

05:04:12.680 We're going to reload it.

05:04:13.920 Our TikTok is whack.

05:04:15.480 Wow.

05:04:16.080 They're saving her?

05:04:16.880 This is painful for her.

05:04:18.240 I want to see this so bad.

05:04:20.020 It's taking so long the long.

05:04:21.020 No, we're doing it.

05:04:22.340 We're doing it.

05:04:22.820 Hold on.

05:04:23.360 I want to see this so bad.

05:04:25.240 Here, go ahead.

05:04:27.360 Would you be okay?

05:04:28.600 Oh, my God.

05:04:29.160 Oh, my God.

05:04:29.920 I was scuffed.

05:04:31.040 Pull it up.

05:04:31.440 Pull it up.

05:04:31.800 Pull it up.

05:04:38.360 That's fine.

05:04:39.220 That's actually better.

05:04:40.920 We didn't have to move.

05:04:42.320 Would you be okay with your long-term monogamous partner going to a bar, club, party-like type

05:04:48.300 environment where he's going to be approached, flirted with, and sexually pursued by numerous

05:04:53.560 attractive women, some of which are more attractive than you and could potentially be 1.00

05:04:58.220 a better partner than you.

05:04:59.360 They'll be buying him drinks, getting him drunk, and enthusiastically trying to sleep

05:05:03.480 with him that night and steal him away from you. 0.73

05:05:06.000 You're telling me that you would be okay with that?

05:05:08.800 What the?

05:05:09.700 Oh, my God.

05:05:10.800 Next one.

05:05:11.260 Quick, quick, quick.

05:05:12.240 Tab over.

05:05:12.720 Tab over.

05:05:15.740 That sounds really familiar.

05:05:18.300 That sounds strangely familiar.

05:05:21.000 Can you go full screen?

05:05:22.300 Can you, like...

05:05:22.640 She's going out...

05:05:23.960 Oh.

05:05:25.760 Just play it.

05:05:26.520 Play it.

05:05:26.780 Play it.

05:05:27.020 Play it.

05:05:27.200 Come on.

05:05:27.480 Come on.

05:05:27.720 It's a deal breaker for me.

05:05:28.200 Huge red flag.

05:05:29.060 That, for me, it's a deal breaker.

05:05:30.500 I totally agree.

05:05:31.600 Why is that a deal breaker?

05:05:33.540 Is it because it makes you insecure?

05:05:36.520 It has nothing to do with insecurity.

05:05:38.140 It's just this is a dream world hypothetical scenario.

05:05:40.920 Girls really don't be hitting up guys like this. 1.00

05:05:42.880 Would you be okay with your long-term monogamous partner going to a nightclub, bar, or party

05:05:48.680 type environment where, throughout the course of the night, he's going to get approached,

05:05:53.100 flirted with, and sexually pursued by...

05:05:54.860 Sounds kind of familiar.

05:05:55.640 You need to be awake.

05:05:57.260 Someone who's not more drunk than you and could potentially be a better partner than you.

05:06:01.760 And these women are buying him drinks, getting him drunk, and enthusiastically want to sleep 1.00

05:06:06.400 with him that night and steal him away from you. 0.73

05:06:08.920 You're going to tell me you'd be okay with that.

05:06:10.820 No, no, no.

05:06:12.420 Oh.

05:06:13.040 So you can see how this can be a little contradictory.

05:06:14.820 Okay, you can...

05:06:15.320 None of you would be okay with it, right?

05:06:16.580 Next one, though.

05:06:17.980 Oh, we got more.

05:06:19.460 We got more.

05:06:20.460 Don't worry.

05:06:21.040 It's almost done.

05:06:22.000 Word for word.

05:06:23.180 Oh, full screen, full screen.

05:06:24.760 I think men are the coolest, but I don't need them to survive. 0.77

05:06:27.860 What do you mean you don't need men to survive?

05:06:30.500 Everything around you was built, created, and maintained by men. 1.00

05:06:34.660 Everything, the infrastructure in this country, in every single country in the world, it

05:06:38.760 was all created by good, hardworking, honest men that just want to provide for their families.

05:06:44.040 These men built the world and made it so comfortable to the point where women think they don't even 0.99

05:06:49.300 need a man.

05:06:49.900 And trust me, you do.

05:06:52.420 Pull up mine.

05:06:53.820 Control tap over.

05:06:55.020 Oh.

05:06:55.840 Whoa.

05:06:56.660 I love men.

05:06:57.700 Like, I think men are the coolest, but I don't need them to survive.

05:07:01.180 You do actually need men to survive.

05:07:03.240 And here's why.

05:07:03.880 Everything that you see around you was built and created and maintained by men. 0.99

05:07:10.960 Everything.

05:07:12.080 The infrastructure in this country, in every single country in the world, is built, created,

05:07:18.360 and maintained by good, honest, hardworking men that just want to provide for their family.

05:07:24.400 Everything.

05:07:24.920 The roads you drive on, the buildings you live in.

05:07:27.300 I love men.

05:07:28.500 Like, good, honest men.

05:07:29.820 Shameless.

05:07:32.080 Shameless.

05:07:32.640 Shameless.

05:07:32.880 Hold on.

05:07:33.180 There's one more.

05:07:33.720 There's one more.

05:07:34.340 Oh, my God.

05:07:35.900 I want...

05:07:36.400 I don't know if there was one more.

05:07:37.460 I want...

05:07:38.020 Hold on.

05:07:38.440 Pause it.

05:07:38.700 Pause it.

05:07:39.140 I want the $20 of TikTok ad revenue.

05:07:43.180 Of course.

05:07:44.460 Oh, hold on.

05:07:45.340 Pause it.

05:07:45.800 You donated one $100.

05:07:48.220 Brian, she didn't copy you. 0.99

05:07:50.060 She has tits to make. 1.00

05:07:51.760 Guys, that is true. 1.00

05:07:53.180 My videos are different because the boobs are the focus. 1.00

05:07:55.300 Actually, if you go to the comments, all that anyone talks about is how red they are.

05:08:00.040 Whoa.

05:08:00.800 Yeah.

05:08:01.640 They talk about your... 0.99

05:08:02.240 They talk about my titties. 0.98

05:08:03.200 They talk about how red they are. 0.99

05:08:04.620 Can titties blush? 1.00

05:08:05.920 I guess so, apparently.

05:08:07.620 I didn't know that.

05:08:08.000 I mean, I think it's from, like, the implants.

05:08:09.500 Oh, my God.

05:08:10.080 I don't know.

05:08:11.440 But, yeah.

05:08:12.400 Oh, my God.

05:08:13.320 Shameless.

05:08:14.760 Shameless.

05:08:15.320 I didn't know there was a businesswoman. 1.00

05:08:16.920 Businesswoman.

05:08:17.280 I don't care.

05:08:18.640 It's really...

05:08:19.480 I thought it was funny.

05:08:20.540 It's great content, and I honestly started posting TikToks not too long ago, and I honestly

05:08:26.020 didn't realize it was a shamed-upon thing.

05:08:29.260 Oh, it is...

05:08:30.940 I think there's a word for it.

05:08:32.600 I think it is plagiarism. 0.92

05:08:35.360 You are shameless, my dear, but I don't care. 0.61

05:08:38.920 Last one. 0.99

05:08:39.680 Last one.

05:08:40.180 Let's do the...

05:08:40.640 I think there's one more.

05:08:42.800 Oh.

05:08:43.500 You could bring some big energy.

05:08:45.060 You don't have to have a big...

05:08:46.280 Oh, that's big energy.

05:08:47.740 That just, like...

05:08:48.340 I feel like that's just a way of saying, like, he's a cool guy.

05:08:50.820 Have you used small energy?

05:08:52.260 Probably.

05:08:53.020 Probably.

05:08:53.640 To describe what? 1.00

05:08:56.200 An asshole. 1.00

05:08:57.280 A douchebag. 1.00

05:08:57.800 Who here is for body positivity? 0.98

05:09:01.040 Yes.

05:09:01.640 Yeah.

05:09:02.080 Who isn't?

05:09:03.260 For body positivity.

05:09:04.320 I hope you are.

05:09:04.640 Yes.

05:09:05.320 How can you simultaneously say that you're for body positivity, but then also use these terms?

05:09:10.920 Because it's not actually about their body.

05:09:13.740 How did the girls on this podcast not see the hypocrisy here? 1.00

05:09:17.200 I mean, if the tables were turned and a guy told you that you had loose pussy energy, 1.00

05:09:21.540 women would be outraged. 1.00

05:09:23.160 Big dick energy? 1.00

05:09:24.260 What about cavernous vag energy? 0.99

05:09:26.760 Roast pee for fish fillet energy?

05:09:28.840 There would be riots in the street.

05:09:31.100 Okay.

05:09:32.060 Okay.

05:09:32.520 Let's...

05:09:32.760 Yeah, right now.

05:09:33.400 Let's put it up for you.

05:09:34.320 Full screen.

05:09:35.100 Full screen.

05:09:35.600 Full screen.

05:09:35.840 You don't have to have a big...

05:09:37.360 Oh, that's big energy.

05:09:38.900 That just, like...

05:09:39.380 Skip forward a little bit.

05:09:40.140 Skip forward.

05:09:40.820 Like, he's a cool guy.

05:09:41.900 Have you used scribe?

05:09:43.520 This whole...

05:09:44.200 Okay.

05:09:44.480 Who here is for body positivity?

05:09:48.140 Yes.

05:09:48.600 Yeah.

05:09:49.080 Who is it?

05:09:50.240 For body positivity.

05:09:51.220 I hope you are.

05:09:51.620 Yes.

05:09:52.260 How can you simultaneously say that you're for body positivity, but then also use these terms?

05:09:57.920 Because it's not actually about their body.

05:10:00.780 The reverse?

05:10:01.720 Y'all would lose your... 0.97

05:10:03.180 If we were talking about loose p***y energy, cavernous vag energy, small p***s energy, 1.00

05:10:12.720 like, y'all would lose your minds as we're using these terms the same way that women use... 0.99

05:10:17.080 Sounds familiar?

05:10:18.220 It does sound a little weird.

05:10:20.220 You're wearing this same outfit.

05:10:22.220 Yeah, I know.

05:10:22.880 That's funny.

05:10:23.400 You wear it all the same.

05:10:24.820 I'm plagiarizing myself. 0.98

05:10:27.860 Oh, my God, Riley, you are shameless. 0.84

05:10:30.660 Riley. 0.99

05:10:31.860 You're making me bust out my Canadian accent here. 0.99

05:10:35.620 You are shameless, Riley. 0.99

05:10:37.400 Yeah. 0.99

05:10:37.780 Never meet your idols.

05:10:39.660 Right?

05:10:41.800 I don't...

05:10:42.880 It's not a big deal, but I thought that was funny, so...

05:10:45.580 It is.

05:10:46.040 It is funny.

05:10:46.800 And I really put you on the spot.

05:10:48.140 You did.

05:10:48.700 I put you on the spot.

05:10:49.580 I was not expecting that.

05:10:50.120 Exposed.

05:10:50.240 I was not expecting that, so...

05:10:52.480 Exposed.

05:10:53.040 You did...

05:10:53.520 To be fair, you changed a little bit in that last one, so you improvised...

05:10:56.660 Yeah, you know, in the last sentence, like, there was a little...

05:10:59.000 There was a little change there, you know?

05:11:00.640 Yeah.

05:11:01.320 I think it goes to show that she just likes what you gotta say.

05:11:03.880 Yeah.

05:11:04.600 Yeah.

05:11:05.160 That's good.

05:11:05.760 That's good.

05:11:06.460 That's good.

05:11:07.640 Okay.

05:11:09.040 Okay, cool.

05:11:09.980 All right.

05:11:10.940 Let's see here.

05:11:12.500 I think we're...

05:11:13.720 Oh, my God.

05:11:14.440 It's...

05:11:14.800 Wait.

05:11:15.440 Oh, my God.

05:11:16.120 It's been...

05:11:16.300 Okay.

05:11:18.360 Shameless.

05:11:19.340 Shameless, Riley.

05:11:20.420 I'm...

05:11:20.900 I'm disappointed.

05:11:22.440 I'm really hurt and disappointed.

05:11:25.000 I really, truly apologize.

05:11:27.780 I'm gonna find...

05:11:29.460 You know what?

05:11:29.820 I'm gonna just do that to your TikTok now. 1.00

05:11:31.420 Yeah.

05:11:32.000 Yeah.

05:11:32.160 Yeah.

05:11:32.240 I love content.

05:11:32.880 Yeah.

05:11:34.120 I'm sure they'd love to see that.

05:11:36.000 Yeah.

05:11:36.340 With your French-tipped toes. 0.99

05:11:38.940 There you go.

05:11:39.680 I am...

05:11:40.280 I am going to steal your content.

05:11:44.200 That sounds good.

05:11:44.960 Yeah.

05:11:45.840 I'm gonna wear a low-cut top.

05:11:49.080 Yeah. 0.98

05:11:49.280 We told Brian to get, like, a fake set of, like, titties. 0.98

05:11:53.600 Yes. 0.98

05:11:54.020 Yes.

05:11:54.700 They make those, by the way.

05:11:56.220 Yeah.

05:11:56.520 The ones that, like, can go around the neck.

05:11:57.860 Yeah.

05:11:58.040 They go around the neck.

05:11:58.640 They look so real.

05:11:59.720 They look so real.

05:12:00.240 It's gonna be the collab of the century.

05:12:01.680 Yeah.

05:12:01.820 Just, you know, paint them, like, a little red, and then you'll have the comments going crazy.

05:12:06.780 Sweet.

05:12:08.060 Should we do After Show?

05:12:09.900 10 minutes.

05:12:10.800 I don't know.

05:12:11.000 Anyone wanna...

05:12:11.620 If we make it short.

05:12:12.080 Anyone...

05:12:12.520 Yeah.

05:12:12.800 Maybe a 15...

05:12:13.400 Anyone wanna stick around for the After Show?

05:12:15.000 That's where we dim the lights and have a real moody conversation.

05:12:19.280 About...

05:12:20.280 It's, like, 10 minutes.

05:12:24.360 Sure.

05:12:24.860 We dim the lights.

05:12:25.700 You're sticking around.

05:12:27.060 Sure.

05:12:27.420 You're dead tired.

05:12:27.860 It's just gonna be 10 minutes, right?

05:12:28.800 But your best friend here is...

05:12:30.220 Yeah.

05:12:30.240 Because I have work in the morning, so I don't...

05:12:31.520 As long as it's only, like, 10, 15 minutes, then...

05:12:34.600 I don't care.

05:12:35.480 I don't care.

05:12:35.680 I think we're just gonna wrap.

05:12:36.700 I think...

05:12:36.880 Okay, yeah.

05:12:37.240 I think we're just gonna wrap.

05:12:38.360 Yeah, let's just...

05:12:39.100 Wait.

05:12:39.740 Should we let chat decide?

05:12:40.760 Chat's gonna say they won an After Show.

05:12:43.060 Chat.

05:12:43.560 After Show or no?

05:12:44.840 One in the Chat.

05:12:45.600 After Show.

05:12:46.540 I can't say it.

05:12:47.580 No.

05:12:47.700 Of course they're gonna say yes.

05:12:52.680 It always goes forever.

05:12:57.020 No.

05:12:57.300 I'm like, yeah, I shouldn't have asked the chat.

05:12:58.920 Does the chat have to do something to get an After Show?

05:13:04.300 Yeah.

05:13:04.580 Someone has to...

05:13:11.060 By the way, After Show, like, you don't have to stay.

05:13:14.040 If some of you have to dip, like, that's cool enough.

05:13:16.440 I'll stay as long as it's, like, 10, 15 minutes.

05:13:18.380 Just because my...

05:13:18.800 Yeah, I'll keep it.

05:13:20.860 Let's do a 10-minute...

05:13:23.480 We'll wrap the After Show at 12.30.

05:13:25.300 12.30.

05:13:25.800 12.30 on the market.

05:13:27.220 Yes.

05:13:27.380 Okay.

05:13:27.640 Awesome.

05:13:28.460 Okay, we're gonna do the After Show.

05:13:30.080 It's gonna be...

05:13:31.100 We'll do $10 to read. 0.99

05:13:32.940 I'll lower the TTS to 20 if you psychos wanna get some shit in. 1.00

05:13:37.180 So, but for those of you who are gonna take off, last call, hit the like button, please, 0.96

05:13:42.420 on your way out.

05:13:43.280 07's in the chat.

05:13:44.120 Thank you for tuning in tonight.

05:13:44.940 You could've been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.

05:13:46.480 I appreciate that.

05:13:47.780 Thank you to everyone who superchats, donates, and supports the show.

05:13:50.200 Thank you to the wonderful panel who made it to the end.

05:13:52.880 Thanks to all our chat mods.

05:13:54.100 Big thank you to Britt, who is helping with timestamps.

05:13:59.220 Any women who wanna be on the show, DM at whatever on Instagram.

05:14:03.320 We will be live again Sunday at 7 p.m. Pacific.

05:14:06.180 Thank you for tuning in tonight.

05:14:07.720 The After Show is about to start.

05:14:11.280 Enjoy.

05:14:11.520 Oh, boy.

05:14:12.760 Love it.

05:14:13.820 Oh, my gosh.

05:14:15.180 Oh, my gosh.

05:14:17.000 It's been real.

05:14:18.660 Thank you guys for coming.

05:14:19.620 Thank you guys for coming.

05:14:20.300 It was nice meeting you all.

05:14:21.780 Bye.

05:14:22.360 It was nice meeting you.

05:14:23.060 And with y'all, I'm gonna go to the link in the description, and I'm sure I follow up.

05:14:28.160 Dating Coach.

05:14:29.400 Good luck.

05:14:30.020 See ya.

05:14:30.540 Good luck with your work.

05:14:32.520 Yeah.

05:14:33.940 All right, guys.

05:14:34.360 I'm just gonna change this.

05:14:35.360 Go ahead, Madison.

05:14:36.080 Take over.

05:14:39.320 These are everyone saying for the After Show?

05:14:42.400 Are you guys staying?

05:14:43.020 Bethany is definitely staying.

05:14:44.400 It's up to...

05:14:45.700 And Riley is gonna stay because she feels like I don't care.

05:14:49.140 About plagiarizing.

05:14:51.260 If this was a university, you would be on academic probation.

05:14:55.660 Do you have...

05:14:56.880 Huh?

05:14:57.260 What number might be?

05:14:58.220 She has six.

05:14:59.740 Yeah.

05:15:01.360 And we are doing a hard stop at 1230, so that's...

05:15:04.540 We have 12 more minutes, and then we're gonna wrap it up.

05:15:08.120 Have you seen Dave Chappelle, Ryan?

05:15:10.120 Mm-hmm.

05:15:10.420 The wrap-it-up box.

05:15:11.820 The wrap-it-up box.

05:15:13.700 Oh, we got a lot of people staying for the After Show, so I guess we'll just stay...

05:15:16.280 I mean, it's 10 minutes, so...

05:15:17.280 In our position.

05:15:17.960 Yeah, we'll just stay in our positions.

05:15:19.640 Okay, hold on.

05:15:20.160 Let me get everything changed.

05:15:21.600 One sec, guys.

05:15:22.400 I haven't changed it yet.

05:15:25.540 Bethany, I know you have some dying questions that you want to ask.

05:15:28.840 Do I?

05:15:29.420 The panel, you seem like you've just been dying to get a word in, you know?

05:15:34.780 No, I haven't.

05:15:36.260 I feel like you really want to ask Ryan something here.

05:15:43.820 Shoot.

05:15:45.940 How are you guys all friends? 0.89

05:15:47.360 Like, how did you meet?

05:15:49.000 I...

05:15:49.520 I know...

05:15:53.960 I think both on Instagram.

05:15:55.520 I think I saw them, and I DM'd them, because I was like, oh, I like their faces, and I

05:15:59.680 do YouTube videos, and I was like, oh, I could put them in something.

05:16:02.580 Yeah, on Instagram.

05:16:03.840 And then I ended up just, like...

05:16:06.200 I haven't done a video with Bethany or anything, but I've done videos with Tiff.

05:16:10.700 You did something on...

05:16:12.520 Just, like, YouTube videos.

05:16:13.620 On the OF?

05:16:13.960 On the OF.

05:16:14.460 No, no, no, no.

05:16:16.320 Are you guys going to collab like that?

05:16:18.000 No, no, no.

05:16:18.720 I don't think so.

05:16:19.520 He's been on my stream a couple times, or just once, and I've been in a couple of his

05:16:23.460 videos on YouTube.

05:16:24.880 Okay.

05:16:25.560 Ryan, if you started in the OF, how much money do you think you'd make?

05:16:28.840 Man.

05:16:29.380 Hello.

05:16:30.820 Man, I don't know if anyone wants to see that, to be honest.

05:16:32.980 Bro, don't underestimate.

05:16:34.400 Guys make a lot.

05:16:35.500 I was going to ask you, like, how much do you actually make?

05:16:36.780 Because there's not as many guys.

05:16:38.480 Yeah.

05:16:38.960 Like, what girls are really signing up to see? 0.98

05:16:40.760 I'd sign up, Ryan.

05:16:41.840 I appreciate that.

05:16:42.440 I feel like usually the guys that are on OF are doing stuff with girls, too, so.

05:16:47.460 Any guy that's on OF, they've had, like, a gay male fan base.

05:16:51.260 Yeah.

05:16:51.860 Or that.

05:16:52.400 Absolutely.

05:16:52.980 Or that.

05:16:53.180 Have you guys seen, like, the Island Boys?

05:16:55.280 Because of that.

05:16:55.900 Oh, my God.

05:16:56.620 I just saw videos. 1.00

05:16:57.580 That is shit. 1.00

05:16:58.420 I love the other day, like, kissing. 1.00

05:17:00.060 Dude, why is that not talked about? 1.00

05:17:02.800 They kiss and shit. 1.00

05:17:03.740 Yeah. 1.00

05:17:04.240 And they're made out.

05:17:05.820 They're siblings.

05:17:06.680 Find it on TikTok.

05:17:07.260 They made out.

05:17:08.420 Yes.

05:17:08.700 I saw that clip yesterday.

05:17:12.220 Pull it up.

05:17:12.820 No, I don't want to see that.

05:17:13.600 No, you really don't want to see it.

05:17:15.100 Yeah, you look at it.

05:17:15.740 It's low-key kind of gross.

05:17:16.680 I immediately.

05:17:17.260 It's kind of, like, unsettling.

05:17:18.820 No, it's really.

05:17:20.380 No, it's really nasty.

05:17:21.660 What is it called when, like, incest?

05:17:23.180 Incest. 0.68

05:17:23.860 Incest. 0.68

05:17:24.100 Yeah, it's literally incest.

05:17:25.520 That's actually not even allowed on OnlyFans.

05:17:27.260 Like, I don't even know how they do that.

05:17:28.920 And on TikTok.

05:17:29.580 Why is it on TikTok?

05:17:30.880 It's crazy.

05:17:32.260 By the way, I did change, so we'll read.

05:17:35.140 We'll read anything $9 and up, and then the TTS is $19 and up.

05:17:43.560 So if you want to do any TTS, it's now set to $19.

05:17:47.760 And then just read, whether it's on Super Chat or through Streamlabs, it's $9 and up.

05:17:53.760 Get them in, though, because we're only doing this for 10 minutes.

05:17:56.820 I got it.

05:17:58.880 Where are you going?

05:18:00.940 Just take over.

05:18:01.640 Oh, I thought you were going to say you had to go do something.

05:18:05.640 But yeah, I did see that video of, like, the Island Boys.

05:18:07.900 Like, literally yesterday on my TikTok.

05:18:09.980 I didn't know they had an OnlyFans together, though.

05:18:11.740 Yeah, they do.

05:18:12.400 Yes, they do.

05:18:12.680 It is crazy.

05:18:14.140 Or do any, like, other, like, big...

05:18:16.640 Jack Doherty.

05:18:17.560 I hate that.

05:18:19.000 What?

05:18:19.580 Just kidding.

05:18:20.140 He has an OnlyFans?

05:18:21.160 Yeah.

05:18:21.860 Yeah.

05:18:22.440 Yes.

05:18:23.140 Jack Doherty?

05:18:23.940 I heard he did something with a midget on his OnlyFans. 1.00

05:18:27.040 Like a girl midget? 1.00

05:18:27.820 Or a guy midget. 1.00

05:18:28.660 Committed $200. 0.95

05:18:30.480 Oh, my God. 0.97

05:18:30.840 Those Island Boys are gross. 0.97

05:18:32.700 Yeah. 0.97

05:18:33.000 Yeah.

05:18:33.300 This is so nasty.

05:18:35.440 So nasty.

05:18:36.920 Did they, like, just start doing stuff together or something?

05:18:39.920 I don't know.

05:18:40.480 I think it's recent.

05:18:41.500 Have they always been like that?

05:18:42.480 I think it's recent, right?

05:18:43.820 There's, like...

05:18:44.520 It's been, like, in the past month, I feel like.

05:18:46.740 But I don't know.

05:18:47.720 That's so weird.

05:18:48.360 It's so weird.

05:18:48.920 It is really strange.

05:18:50.380 It is gross.

05:18:51.220 Oh, my God.

05:18:52.280 But Jack Doherty?

05:18:54.060 Yeah.

05:18:54.400 He has one.

05:18:56.400 And he kissed one of the Island Boys.

05:18:58.680 You saw that?

05:18:59.140 Oh, my God.

05:18:59.680 What?

05:19:00.000 What?

05:19:00.640 Yeah.

05:19:00.880 What?

05:19:01.440 That was another video.

05:19:02.560 He kissed one.

05:19:02.680 I saw it, like, on, like, Snapchat clickbait.

05:19:05.040 And I was like, who's clicking this?

05:19:06.760 These boys are going crazy.

05:19:07.080 And I was like, probably a lot more people than I'd like to know.

05:19:09.800 I know.

05:19:10.060 I thought he was under 18.

05:19:11.520 Maybe.

05:19:11.880 I guess he's not.

05:19:12.500 He might be, like, just 18.

05:19:14.140 Yeah.

05:19:14.740 Yeah.

05:19:15.060 But I thought he was, like, yeah, he's so young.

05:19:17.040 Yeah.

05:19:17.360 And they were saying that they collabed.

05:19:19.600 Jack and the twins, like, collabed on OnlyFans or something.

05:19:22.920 Oh.

05:19:23.900 Interesting. 1.00

05:19:24.500 I like how collabed nowadays is, like, just fuck. 1.00

05:19:27.120 Right? 0.98

05:19:27.720 Whereas back in my day, it was, like, you made a video together, content and scripts and stuff.

05:19:32.940 Yeah, I know.

05:19:33.400 It's crazy.

05:19:33.840 Write a song together.

05:19:35.100 That is insane.

05:19:35.980 Now it's, yeah, we collabed.

05:19:38.280 We smashed.

05:19:40.580 Oh, God.

05:19:41.900 I, like, can't even.

05:19:43.660 Oh, God.

05:19:45.200 That's crazy.

05:19:46.920 Do you have any?

05:19:47.700 Or, sorry.

05:19:48.700 You can go.

05:19:49.620 No, you go.

05:19:50.720 I was just going to.

05:19:52.540 Ask, like, what video games do you play?

05:19:54.880 And do you, like, get a lot of guys based off of the fact that you play video games?

05:20:00.060 I play Valorant.

05:20:01.460 But, like, it's kind of funny because I had a guy come over the other night.

05:20:05.980 And he actually, he came in because I told him, I was, like, oh, like, I am leaving the door unlocked.

05:20:10.580 So he comes in and he has to wait, like, 30 minutes because I'm in the middle of, like, a competitive game.

05:20:14.940 And he was, like, you know, like, usually it's the other way around.

05:20:18.580 But I found myself, like, sitting there waiting for you to finish playing.

05:20:21.860 And I was, like, yeah.

05:20:23.440 Sorry about that.

05:20:24.340 I think it's really fun when the guy I'm talking to plays video games, especially if they play, like, Valorant or, like, Pokemon or any of the games that I'm into.

05:20:33.600 Because, like, it's a good way for me to spend time with them.

05:20:36.660 Honestly, I think it's a turnoff when they don't play video games.

05:20:39.660 How much money do you make just streaming playing video games?

05:20:43.580 Definitely not, like, a lot compared to my OnlyFans.

05:20:48.200 I do make money off of, like, YouTube and streaming and stuff.

05:20:51.220 But, like, I stream mainly because, like, I love connecting, like, with my followers through that.

05:20:58.320 And also, I love clipping my streams and posting them on other platforms.

05:21:05.100 Like, for short-form content.

05:21:06.960 How long have you been streaming and how long have you been doing OnlyFans for?

05:21:11.980 Both, like, maybe, like, four or five months.

05:21:15.480 Oh, so it's, like, pretty new.

05:21:16.480 Or, like, stream.

05:21:17.620 You said that you gained your YouTube, like, a thousand, hundred thousand people in a month, right?

05:21:22.740 Basically had a speed run to 100k on YouTube.

05:21:25.920 I had one of my shorts blow up to almost 40 million views.

05:21:29.420 So I think, like, that really helped.

05:21:31.320 Because my shorts is what really grew me.

05:21:34.020 Yeah.

05:21:34.320 And I'm getting my plaque.

05:21:36.180 What were you doing, like, an ahigao face? 0.98

05:21:38.300 No, I'm just funny, I think.

05:21:41.000 Was there cleavage in that 40 million view one? 1.00

05:21:43.840 No, do you want to?

05:21:44.540 We can pull it up.

05:21:45.520 I was curious.

05:21:46.300 It's, like, there's no cleavage.

05:21:48.260 Oh, hey.

05:21:49.100 It's me and someone else.

05:21:51.020 Do you know what the ahigao is?

05:21:52.920 Yes.

05:21:53.480 Do you do it?

05:21:54.540 No.

05:21:55.520 You don't do it?

05:21:56.540 No.

05:21:56.960 You know what it is, though?

05:21:57.740 Yes.

05:21:58.220 Oh, okay.

05:21:59.640 I thought maybe.

05:22:01.060 I mean, on OF, I guess.

05:22:02.900 Like, if someone wants me to.

05:22:04.060 Oh, okay.

05:22:04.200 Like, as a request.

05:22:05.120 Okay.

05:22:06.220 Okay.

05:22:07.200 Because I, isn't, do you have, like, a theme to your content?

05:22:12.600 Like, you know how there's, like, kind of more, like, emo or, like, e-girl or, kind

05:22:17.580 of, like, anime type chicks.

05:22:19.000 Like, cosplay.

05:22:19.960 Like, a lot of girls will do cosplay, for example. 1.00

05:22:22.580 Cosplay?

05:22:23.100 Cosplay.

05:22:23.560 Sorry.

05:22:23.820 Well, like, some of the stuff.

05:22:25.700 English is my second language.

05:22:28.100 It actually is.

05:22:28.800 Like, some of the stuff that I do, like, is cosplay.

05:22:32.120 But, like, I also do, like, normal things, you know?

05:22:35.620 Like, a lot of people went really crazy with my, when I did, like, a Killjoy cosplay.

05:22:40.860 Like, Killjoy's a character from Valorant, so a lot of people liked that.

05:22:44.300 Nice.

05:22:44.860 Yeah. 1.00

05:22:45.860 Good shit. 1.00

05:22:46.680 There's, like, a chat. 1.00

05:22:47.620 Wait, so did I, did I, did it trigger?

05:22:50.220 Their Alamed Meatball donated $200.

05:22:52.460 Oh, yeah, that one.

05:22:53.120 Yeah, that came in. 0.99

05:22:53.780 Those island boys are gross. 0.91

05:22:55.220 I was just talking about the. 0.88

05:22:56.500 Has that been, has the asteroid been coming in?

05:22:58.320 Yo, dude, Mr. Meatball, thank you so much for the very generous TTS man.

05:23:02.360 Appreciate it. 0.99

05:23:02.860 You're a fucking legend. 0.99

05:23:04.400 Yeah, I didn't, this is news to me that they're fucking making out with each other. 1.00

05:23:07.760 That's disgusting. 1.00

05:23:09.400 That is haram. 0.98

05:23:11.440 Oh, great.

05:23:12.300 Island boys.

05:23:13.140 Are they gonna, do I have a beef with island boys now? 0.99

05:23:15.620 I feel like they fucking beef with everybody. 0.99

05:23:17.440 They really do. 0.99

05:23:18.300 I don't know if I'm big enough for them to fucking beef with me. 0.97

05:23:19.660 Nah, they'd probably collab with you or something. 0.98

05:23:22.560 I don't know.

05:23:23.340 Jesus, what a mess.

05:23:24.140 Okay, let's see what we have here.

05:23:26.460 We have some super chats.

05:23:29.380 Alex P, yo, Brian, pen messages on the app with the pics from the Patriot pen maker.

05:23:33.260 Go get you some so you can have a pen that actually works.

05:23:36.420 I don't know, man. 0.99

05:23:37.260 I like my fucking Energel Pentel. 0.99

05:23:40.740 0.7 millimeter ball. 0.99

05:23:41.680 Is that your favorite pen? 1.00

05:23:42.820 I love this fucking pen. 1.00

05:23:43.880 I like the Pilot G2s. 1.00

05:23:45.500 Based?

05:23:46.020 Okay.

05:23:47.860 Chill panel today.

05:23:48.700 Yeah, I thought it was a good panel.

05:23:50.340 Yeah.

05:23:51.260 I thought it was like a fun convo.

05:23:52.780 Yeah, I liked it.

05:23:53.480 It was very fun, yeah.

05:23:54.540 Nothing was like heated, which was like kind of nice.

05:23:56.840 Heated is good, though.

05:23:57.900 I mean, in the beginning.

05:23:59.320 Yeah.

05:23:59.480 Was it?

05:23:59.940 I was mean, that was the hottest I got.

05:24:02.720 That was like the first question that went around the channel.

05:24:06.340 I was just not expecting that.

05:24:07.660 Yeah, that was just way too quick.

05:24:09.240 I don't know.

05:24:09.580 She's talking about being confident, but.

05:24:11.200 Yeah, she was like ready to fight back and stuff. 1.00

05:24:14.420 But she had a weak constitution when it came to having conversations. 0.96

05:24:20.820 I mean, anyways, Mr. Cappadocia O'Reilly, you're the first OF girl with an Insta that 0.57

05:24:25.220 has actual comedy.

05:24:27.100 Have you thought about branching out into a legitimate show? 1.00

05:24:30.120 Oh, shit. 0.99

05:24:31.260 Riley for co-host? 1.00

05:24:32.700 Oh, maybe.

05:24:34.160 I mean, I definitely have thought about it because I really do like, I don't know, talking

05:24:38.940 and having conversations with people and just, I don't know, being silly.

05:24:42.800 I think you should be on a podcast. 0.58

05:24:43.960 You think so?

05:24:44.620 Like other co-hosts, yeah.

05:24:45.320 I think it'd be good.

05:24:46.380 Thank you.

05:24:46.940 I mean, I really appreciate that.

05:24:48.160 Yeah, I've definitely, I've definitely considered it.

05:24:50.100 Yeah, for sure.

05:24:50.720 What podcast, what would you do for a podcast?

05:24:53.420 I don't know.

05:24:54.380 Oh, dude.

05:24:54.660 Oh, no.

05:24:55.680 Oh, no.

05:24:56.920 Play drive?

05:24:57.300 Play drive?

05:24:57.900 I thought you were, like, it just crossed my mind.

05:24:59.580 I'm getting, like, you're actually going to do my, like, this format.

05:25:03.760 Right, except for my boobs out. 0.98

05:25:05.600 So, you know. 0.80

05:25:06.220 Granted, I mean.

05:25:07.180 Call it wherever.

05:25:08.160 I'm not the first.

05:25:09.960 Wherever.

05:25:10.720 Sorry, take it from me.

05:25:12.020 I'm not the first to do this.

05:25:13.960 I think we should have, actually, you know what, Riley?

05:25:17.580 Here's what we're going to do.

05:25:18.460 Yeah.

05:25:18.720 Okay, this is how you're going to make it up to me.

05:25:20.220 Okay, cool.

05:25:20.960 This is how you're going to repent of your.

05:25:25.780 Of my sins?

05:25:26.660 Your sins.

05:25:27.240 Okay.

05:25:27.400 You have grievance to me.

05:25:31.900 I have a grievance against you.

05:25:33.580 Okay.

05:25:34.300 You are going to host the Thursday show.

05:25:37.400 Thursday show.

05:25:37.600 So, what you're going to do every single week, it's going to be a dating talk, but you're going

05:25:41.400 to host it.

05:25:42.980 And you take, you are in charge of, like, gathering some girls, a new set of girls every week.

05:25:48.920 Okay.

05:25:49.100 You bring them to Santa Barbara.

05:25:50.140 We'll host it here in the studio.

05:25:51.540 Okay.

05:25:52.060 And it will be called Thursdays with Riley.

05:25:55.020 Thursdays with Riley.

05:25:57.340 And it's going to be a dating talk, and I'll be, like, kicking it, but I'm not really going

05:26:00.500 to host it.

05:26:01.140 Right. 0.98

05:26:01.320 You're going to be, like, the based fucking host, and you're being, like, checking these 0.99

05:26:06.120 chicks. 0.99

05:26:07.620 And maybe bring some dudes on, too. 0.98

05:26:09.120 You can check some dudes. 0.54

05:26:09.860 Yeah, for sure.

05:26:10.260 Yeah, no.

05:26:10.840 I, that would be such a vibe. 1.00

05:26:12.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

05:26:13.880 Stinky. 1.00

05:26:15.160 Oh, my God. 0.91

05:26:16.020 Great name, buddy.

05:26:17.940 Brian, go buy yourself a new family. 1.00

05:26:19.460 Damn. 1.00

05:26:20.080 Oh, that's a good one. 1.00

05:26:21.240 Damn. 0.99

05:26:22.080 Actually, can you, can you react to me exposing you, and then, like, but you're wearing one 0.99

05:26:27.020 of my flannels.

05:26:29.100 And you're, like, oh, my, here's the TikTok.

05:26:31.060 I don't do that.

05:26:31.900 I got exposed on a podcast, and then you can, now you can use it as content.

05:26:36.660 No, that's not true.

05:26:38.280 Yeah, so.

05:26:39.340 All right, we have Lana, or Madison, can you read this one?

05:26:44.520 Lambda Sky says, these girls are pretty cool compared to others you've had on. 1.00

05:26:49.120 I don't know if that restores my faith or destroys it for them.

05:26:52.240 Bless you.

05:26:52.960 Why would it destroy it?

05:26:56.780 Also, we have, like, one minute.

05:26:58.420 Yeah, okay.

05:26:58.880 All right, pretty cool compared to the others you've had on.

05:27:01.560 I don't know if that restores my faith.

05:27:02.720 All right, we have Bender the Offender.

05:27:03.880 Can you read this one?

05:27:05.260 I'm a steel worker in Ohio who makes roughly 80K a year, six foot, and not very religious.

05:27:10.200 I've never bothered with relationships.

05:27:12.060 Am I in good position to start dating long term?

05:27:15.000 Yeah.

05:27:15.340 Steel worker in Ohio makes 80K a year, six feet.

05:27:18.400 Not very religious.

05:27:19.180 I've never bothered.

05:27:20.260 Yeah.

05:27:20.600 You're in a good position to do whatever you want.

05:27:22.060 Age, age bender, six feet, that's good. 0.99

05:27:25.340 You're making above, 80K is a very respectful salary, especially in Ohio.

05:27:30.320 I think you're in a good position, but, you know, we don't know what you look like.

05:27:34.100 We don't know your age.

05:27:36.060 You know, we need to see that game.

05:27:38.380 We need to see the game, but.

05:27:39.540 It says 23.

05:27:40.880 Oh.

05:27:41.600 Oh, in the chat?

05:27:42.440 Okay, 23?

05:27:43.500 23?

05:27:44.160 80K, 23 is pretty good.

05:27:45.380 For Ohio, bro, you're in the top six feet.

05:27:48.460 You're a top, top dude.

05:27:51.000 You're top G, so.

05:27:52.040 You're in the perfect position to start dating.

05:27:53.620 You're in the dating scene in Ohio is, though.

05:27:55.340 Oh, yeah.

05:27:56.980 A lot of meth.

05:27:58.020 I think there's a lot of meth and opiates.

05:28:00.580 All right, we have Alex P here, and I think this is the last one, and then we'll wrap.

05:28:04.940 I can literally make you a pen out of a mammoth tusk if you want.

05:28:07.700 There are no rules.

05:28:08.460 G2 pie.

05:28:09.400 I want a pen.

05:28:12.040 Can you make a bamboo?

05:28:13.660 No, I don't want a bamboo pen. 0.99

05:28:15.380 Can you make me like a, I want like a, a, fuck, what's the word? 0.99

05:28:26.920 It slipped in my mind. 1.00

05:28:28.680 Yeah.

05:28:29.840 Do you know the word?

05:28:31.220 Yeah.

05:28:32.420 B-dog?

05:28:33.400 Yeah.

05:28:33.880 B-dog?

05:28:34.560 That's your name.

05:28:35.360 I like that. 1.00

05:28:36.140 I fuck with that. 1.00

05:28:37.580 No, I don't know it. 1.00

05:28:39.700 I want to dignify that.

05:28:41.140 I think that's the word.

05:28:41.800 A labia? 0.84

05:28:42.260 Someone said labia. 1.00

05:28:43.780 Well, I'm sure. 1.00

05:28:45.520 Rhino, you're a labia pen. 0.99

05:28:48.940 Why is this guy spamming? 0.95

05:28:50.280 Rhino, you're a liberal. 1.00

05:28:51.400 What the fuck? 1.00

05:28:51.980 He's spamming that you're a liberal. 1.00

05:28:52.860 What the fuck? 1.00

05:28:53.460 Okay. 1.00

05:28:54.520 Rhino, you're a liberal.

05:28:55.440 Rhino, you're a liberal.

05:28:55.940 I want a dignified pen.

05:28:57.980 Get me a dignified pen, please.

05:28:59.700 Apple.

05:29:00.260 Whatever you want.

05:29:01.300 W.

05:29:01.960 All right.

05:29:02.680 Let me just double check, make sure we got everybody's.

05:29:05.620 Okay.

05:29:05.760 All right, guys, we are going to wrap up.

05:29:09.280 Before we wrap up, let's see.

05:29:12.900 What is there?

05:29:13.880 I think that's it.

05:29:14.680 Okay.

05:29:15.360 Lily, will you marry me?

05:29:17.540 Yes. 1.00

05:29:17.980 Oh, fuck. 1.00

05:29:18.340 Yes. 1.00

05:29:20.560 Oh, my God.

05:29:23.040 Just, you'll marry me?

05:29:24.500 Yes.

05:29:26.940 Are you down if I have, like, multiple wives? 0.81

05:29:28.800 Like, what if I'm Muslim?

05:29:29.500 Bethany, will you marry me?

05:29:34.380 Yes.

05:29:36.160 What?

05:29:37.100 Yeah.

05:29:38.140 Yeah.

05:29:39.800 Okay, that wasn't convincing.

05:29:41.440 I'm retracting my marriage offer.

05:29:43.560 You held a gun to my head before this?

05:29:44.780 Here you go.

05:29:46.240 Oh, am I supposed to like?

05:29:47.660 Yeah, you got to put it on my finger.

05:29:48.660 Just put it on her.

05:29:49.980 It looks expensive.

05:29:50.960 We're getting married.

05:29:51.840 Amazon.

05:29:52.920 If you move your head, we're getting a really good tricep flex here.

05:29:56.860 Oh, that's crazy.

05:29:57.540 Yeah.

05:29:59.500 Boom.

05:30:03.520 It's a done deal.

05:30:04.920 Oh, yeah.

05:30:06.360 What's your last name, by the way?

05:30:08.040 You.

05:30:09.260 Lillian Gertrude You.

05:30:10.420 Will you marry me?

05:30:14.040 Yes.

05:30:14.600 Okay, cool.

05:30:15.160 All right, cool.

05:30:15.820 Last super chat.

05:30:16.460 Sorry, guys.

05:30:16.820 All right.

05:30:18.320 Easy peasy.

05:30:19.120 Give me something challenging.

05:30:20.300 Wait, what?

05:30:20.940 Huh?

05:30:21.680 Oh.

05:30:22.320 Oh, for the thing.

05:30:23.620 We'll message on Instagram.

05:30:25.080 Okay, guys.

05:30:25.540 Thank you so much for tuning in tonight.

05:30:26.860 You could have been. 1.00

05:30:27.540 Oh, fuck. 1.00

05:30:28.020 Okay, we started last one. 1.00

05:30:28.760 But you're here with me.

05:30:29.960 We appreciate that.

05:30:31.820 Harry Coochie?

05:30:33.160 Brian?

05:30:33.720 Sorry, I don't know why it's not triggering the voice, but Brian, stop cloud chasing Riley. 0.99

05:30:37.840 You probably can't even afford nice tits like her. 1.00

05:30:43.180 They were expensive. 0.96

05:30:44.460 How much did they cost?

05:30:47.380 Undisclosed information.

05:30:48.280 I'm actually curious about that.

05:30:49.520 I'm actually curious how much that cost.

05:30:51.120 I mean, honestly, they weren't as bad as I thought they would be.

05:30:53.360 I actually can't share this because when I did get them, my parents actually paid for it.

05:30:59.300 I didn't.

05:30:59.860 They were like 15.

05:31:00.920 15, yeah.

05:31:02.020 15?

05:31:02.480 Yeah.

05:31:03.080 15,000?

05:31:03.920 Yeah.

05:31:04.560 That's what I was going to get.

05:31:05.640 They're all donated $200.

05:31:07.940 Great panel.

05:31:08.820 Oh, Mr. Meeple. 0.99

05:31:09.480 Hey, Mr. Meeple. 0.98

05:31:10.240 You're awesome.

05:31:10.380 Thank you so much for that very generous donation here at the end of the stream. 0.98

05:31:14.620 You're a fucking legend. 0.94

05:31:16.240 Really appreciate your patronage these past few weeks, man. 1.00

05:31:19.100 It means the world.

05:31:20.980 Yeah, dude. 1.00

05:31:21.480 You're a fucking legend. 1.00

05:31:23.840 You're a fucking Chad legend. 1.00

05:31:26.120 Here we go. 1.00

05:31:26.740 I'm a fucking legend. 0.99

05:31:27.940 Thank you, dude. 0.99

05:31:28.720 Here, let me send some fireworks for you. 0.98

05:31:30.600 Why not?

05:31:31.440 All right, cool.

05:31:32.500 Okay, guys, thank you for tuning in tonight.

05:31:33.920 You could have been doing anywhere.

05:31:36.520 You could have been anywhere in the world.

05:31:37.920 Blah, blah, blah.

05:31:38.460 But thank you for tuning in tonight.

05:31:40.200 Thank you for everyone who super chatted.

05:31:41.380 Thank you to the wonderful panel.

05:31:42.520 We will be live again Sunday at 7 p.m. Pacific.

05:31:46.100 Be sure to tune in.

05:31:47.380 Hope you guys had a good night with us.

05:31:49.700 We will see you guys next time.

05:31:51.280 07s in the chat.

05:31:52.360 07s in the...

05:31:52.920 Wow, this is great.

05:31:53.740 Thank you guys for joining in.

05:31:56.500 07s in the chat, guys.

05:31:58.760 Hope you guys have a good night,

05:31:59.920 and we'll see you guys next time.

05:32:01.580 Good night, guys.

05:32:02.660 Oh, wait, wait.

05:32:03.760 Wait, one last thing.

05:32:04.640 One last thing.

05:32:05.300 Wait, hold on.

05:32:05.820 Stop.

05:32:06.120 Wait, no, no, no.

05:32:06.540 Click now.

05:32:06.940 Okay, guys, hold on.

05:32:08.060 Pull up XQC really quick, really quick.

05:32:09.980 Girls, would you date this guy?

05:32:11.080 Really quick.

05:32:11.740 Last thing.

05:32:12.940 Sorry.

05:32:13.280 I'm sorry, guys.

05:32:13.840 I baited.

05:32:14.280 I baited the end.

05:32:15.120 I baited the end, huh?

05:32:16.420 No.

05:32:16.920 Okay, hold on.

05:32:17.920 He gives me MGK, guys.

05:32:18.500 We're going to scroll down.

05:32:19.660 Just scroll down.

05:32:20.640 This is his name's Felix.

05:32:23.400 His name's Felix.

05:32:24.060 I'm sorry, guys.

05:32:24.980 Actually, he looks nice.

05:32:26.460 What do you say?

05:32:27.200 No.

05:32:29.260 I'm milking.

05:32:31.340 Okay.

05:32:34.040 Would anybody?

05:32:35.240 Here, would you date him?

05:32:38.560 No, I'm sorry.

05:32:40.560 Wait, what?

05:32:41.560 No.

05:32:42.160 What about you?

05:32:42.620 I know who that is.

05:32:45.060 I mean, I don't know.

05:32:47.780 I have to get to know him.

05:32:49.940 XQC.

05:32:50.700 Yeah, XQC.

05:32:52.520 Well, how tall is he?

05:32:53.580 I think he's tall.

05:32:54.680 I think he's like 6'3 or something.

05:32:57.140 Isn't he like seeing someone?

05:32:58.460 He has a huge.

05:33:01.580 Isn't he seeing someone, though?

05:33:03.560 What?

05:33:04.760 Isn't he like seeing someone?

05:33:05.780 No, I think he's single.

05:33:07.000 Actually, I think recently his, yeah, they broke up.

05:33:08.980 Riley, what about you?

05:33:09.960 If you were single.

05:33:11.260 I'm in a relationship.

05:33:11.640 If you were single, would you date our good friend Felix?

05:33:14.320 You know, I don't know.

05:33:15.040 Friend of the podcast.

05:33:15.680 I don't really feel like blondes are my type. 1.00

05:33:18.080 Okay.

05:33:18.520 What about Lily?

05:33:19.420 Probably not.

05:33:20.580 You are married to me, though.

05:33:21.800 So, I mean.

05:33:25.640 Ryan.

05:33:26.120 Ryan.

05:33:26.780 Absolutely not.

05:33:28.780 He got that bag.

05:33:31.580 No.

05:33:32.160 No.

05:33:32.480 I'm sorry.

05:33:32.840 No.

05:33:33.120 So, yeah.

05:33:34.160 Pull it back up really quick.

05:33:35.260 His name's Felix.

05:33:36.220 He goes by XQC, one of the top Twitch streamers.

05:33:39.060 He recently signed a deal with Kik for $100 million.

05:33:41.820 So, very wealthy. 0.96

05:33:43.760 He can retire you from the having to stomp on dudes' heads or whatever the fuck it is that 0.99

05:33:49.120 you've got going on. 0.96

05:33:50.380 So, he could, you know, pros and cons, you know.

05:33:52.980 Maybe you enjoy that, though.

05:33:54.800 You think?

05:33:55.260 No.

05:33:56.240 Or what?

05:33:56.620 I don't know.

05:33:57.040 I don't think so.

05:33:58.240 I don't think so.

05:33:58.540 You said the guy wanted to get curb stomped? 0.89

05:34:01.340 Well, like, no.

05:34:01.800 I'm saying, like, that was, like, in my DMs.

05:34:03.540 People were, like, begging me to curb stomp them.

05:34:05.880 Okay.

05:34:06.300 It was a little odd.

05:34:07.220 Yeah.

05:34:07.520 Kate Robinson, goodnight.

05:34:08.520 Hey, thank you for the super chat.

05:34:09.260 Okay.

05:34:09.680 Okay.

05:34:10.260 All right, guys.

05:34:10.720 Goodnight.

05:34:11.340 07's in the chat.

05:34:12.420 07's in the chat.

05:34:13.240 Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.

05:34:14.920 07's in the chat.

05:34:16.720 Okay.

05:34:18.040 And then.

Whatever Podcast - July 19, 2023

Dating Talk #85

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