Famous YouTuber Got Her PREGNANT And Then GHOSTED?! Boss Babe Makes Brian LOSE IT?! | Dating Talk #233
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7 hours and 40 minutes
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178.87062
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Summary
In this episode of the Whatever Dating Talk podcast, we have our first guest on the show, a 24-year-old social worker from California named Savannah. We talk about her experiences in the mental health field, her experience in the cannabis industry, and what she's up to these days.
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channel with that said without further ado we're going to have the guests introduce themselves so
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please tell us your name age location occupation and education go ahead um savannah i'm 24 i do social
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work at a psych hospital and wildlife rehabilitation and only fans all right where are you from uh tucson
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arizona tucson arizona okay and any education like uh psychology degree doesn't really do a bsba
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yeah from arizona state asu uh u of a u of a okay it was a b a or bs in psychology b a b a got it yeah
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what about you my name is felicity i'm 18 from santa barbara um i'm a dental assistant and i'm in
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business school all right welcome back good to have you back what about you hi my name is katie
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robertson and i'm 21 from london i do only fans full-time okay any school or anything
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university i left school um 18 you finished uh the high school equivalent um a levels yeah a levels
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okay all right and you said you do of yeah how long you've been doing that for um three years now
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three years and you do of also no you don't fix there's fan fix it's okay it's different there's
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right right right uh sav you do of how long you've been doing of fsav uh three years three years
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yeah okay all right what about you my name is alexis i'm 30 years old i am from los angeles
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california and i'm a fashion designer all right any uh education university high school high school
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okay what about you my name is carly i live in temeca california i am a private chef model and i
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work in the cannabis industry as well age uh 31 31 got it okay any school or anything
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um i did like a chef school like culinary school for a little bit all right and uh are you like a
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private chef do you work at a restaurant yeah okay all right cool what about you hi i'm priscilla um
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did we say you to say the age or yes age i'm 31 and i really want to promote my comedy i do comedy
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there's gonna be a show at m special and my handle is priscilla goose if you like funny irreverent
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silly stuff all right where are you from and then i'm i'm kind of from
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that's the quality of jokes that you have in store for her comedy it's her stand-up comedy
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special you guys have to check it out for yourself she's from her mom's womb all right that's that's
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what we're working with um so can you tell us uh but like did you grow up like where were you born
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so i kind of grew up the first five years in like the ghetto of long beach and then i'm like
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my mom was a crip in long beach careful it's kind of crazy you should go on for silly goose and
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check more on uh about that okay that's enough shameless self-promotion for for silly goose
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all right um where people are silly okay thank you brian um and uh any education schooling no
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nope but i do i'm a big fan of literature the arts you're anything else you're a fan of
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you want to just tell us your favorite tv shows or um i like seinfeld
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and uh you you are or were a massage therapist is that correct yep massage therapy what's the term
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licensed massage therapist i am in the business of making people feel good you guys i i manipulate
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them through their tissues and through their um laughter you know oh okay i was going somewhere
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else yeah okay that's all right uh what about you whatever you do is fine hi i'm lydia i'm 24 i'm
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from all abouts in arizona i've lived all throughout the valley um i am currently in school
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for creative writing uh snhu uh and i work monitoring like refrigeration alarms for grocery
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stores it's very easy work from home and i'm writing a book and you said 24 right yes 24 gotcha
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25 next month any uh any university or anything like that yeah i'm currently at southern new
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hampshire university online um i have like two terms left and then i'm done and what are you
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studying creative writing creative writing yeah all right because i want to be an author i'm working
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on a book nice sweet what do you have a tentative title for the book um yes it's the the series is
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called dicey adventures because it's i want it to be like a trilogy it's going to be a sort of like
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why a uh fantasy book all right cool all right that's everybody's uh intro there we're gonna go
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around the table once more though what's your current relationship status if you're single how
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long have you been single and what's the longest relationship you've ever been in go ahead uh single
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for four years and longest relationship was two and a half years so uh the two and a half year
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relationship is that the one that ended four years ago yes okay who broke up with who it was kind of
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i got dumped yeah you you got dumped okay and uh why uh only fans actually oh uh what so you started
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your own of you said oh okay when did you start it four years ago sorry four years ago yeah so it was
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like around the time period that's why it ended so wait when you first met your boyfriend who you
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were dating for two and a half years you had not had an of right and were you doing any other kind
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of sex work like stripping dancing no sugar daddy shit or whatever no um towards the end of your
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relationship though you decided you wanted to start an of yeah okay and then would you say that that's a
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major precipitating factor as to why the relationship ended that is why yeah that's why that is the reason
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as a reason uh and then so can you tell us a little bit here in terms of timeline like so you're you'd
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been dating for two and a half years like a week before the breakup is when you're like hey i'm gonna
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start of or like what was the timeline for the breakup i guess it was a couple months it was talked
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about like mutually that i was gonna do only fans i mean he was the one that actually brought it up
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that i should do it so i started it and then i don't think that he thought i would
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get a following from it and then i did and he didn't like it so um yeah so it was his idea
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initially yeah were you guys gonna like split the proceeds like work together as a business or how
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was that gonna work no because i was just doing solo stuff still so he was like taking some of my
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pictures but i mean he reaped the benefits like i got to buy him stuff oh okay so i mean for like a
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sounds like two three months only yeah okay and uh and you've not had a relationship since then
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no i haven't have you dated yeah sure have you um i guess what's the long the past four years you've
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been single what's the longest period of time you've dated a guy probably a couple months a couple
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months yeah okay it's been like situationships do you do bg content no have you ever done any
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bg content i did like one video with your it was somebody i was talking to at the time not your
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two and a half year relationship though okay yeah all right and wait so hold on you
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so three months is it safe i just want to write something down three months like that's the longest
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in the past four years okay yeah and has uh doing of f has it pretend presented excuse me any
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challenges when it comes to dating yeah for sure definitely have you dated the fan no never dated
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a fan would you date a fan um not through only fan no probably not actually okay and uh when's the
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last time you've been on a date okay like a like a week ago okay so you're dating yeah do you have a
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roster no i only talked to one person at a time one at a time yeah there's never been any crossover
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no i don't no crossover i don't have time for that you don't have time no okay i swear but you're on
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dating apps right yeah right but i like so you got really you know it's like just window shopping
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but like you will go have you ever had two dates in one day no have you ever had like multiple dates
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in a week with the same guy different guys no okay so you'll kind of try one see how it goes yeah and
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then if it doesn't work next one yeah like i'll give it a hundred percent like so there's not crossover
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okay all right and do you uh do you disclose on the dating apps btw i do only fans or is that something
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you wait a little bit like down the like second date third date or do you tell them up front i feel
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like i usually tell them first date or before we go on a first date but i don't put it on my profile
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do you see when you tell them like in person like you tell them in person sometimes right you can see
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the face do you see just the yeah you can tell the the light leaving their eyes they're like oh my god
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this girl she's great she's so attractive and then like i can see her hoo-ha for five dollars a month
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fifteen dollars oh fifteen yeah but yeah my mistake um definitely just the light you can
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leaving there yeah okay and then are you uh do they still try to hit though of course of course
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of course but but there's something inside them that kind of dies yeah okay um interesting okay
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um have you ever dated a like another person who's like a male sex worker like a male of dude or
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i honestly just haven't met any like i wouldn't be against you're in arizona you said okay so you're
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like if you're in la you'd probably come across some of these guys but you're yeah what did you say
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what city tucson tucson yeah there's not much probably not much of a like a male sex worker scene
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in tucson flagstaff it goes fucking down flagstaff is crazy it goes down in flagstaff they got a lot
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of weird stuff phoenix hold don't get me started that's just crazy you don't want to go to a strip
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club in shit okay uh what about you i'm in a relationship my longest relationship is this one
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okay you're gonna have two years somewhere around there all right two years and uh the fanfic stuff
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does he have a problem with that or no it's his idea oh it's his idea do you split revenue no like
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does he take photos for you though he will sometimes yeah okay should we pull up the mug
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shoddies i don't know if that's embarrassing for i don't want to like embarrass you but it's kind of
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we did that last time are you are you cool with it i don't care all right pull it up that's
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pull up i think it's the tiktok we gotta go full screen on it guys if you she was on a couple
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weeks ago start from the beginning audio it's not a bad picture oh yeah ventura county driving
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an infinity g37 or as police are now alleging a deadly weapon was chased by cops at over 100
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miles per hour after also crashing into camp before being taken into custody by cops in a dead end
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after she took a long term in a pursuit that ironically started as a speeding violation
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cxp officers were notified of a pursuit coming into the ventura area from san java county just before
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9 p.m saturday the driver at the wheel is alleged to be felicity hughes of camarilla she eventually
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exited the freeway and went towards auto drive mall before she turned down a dead end road onto a
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private block she then made a u-turn and hit the gas before striking a patrol vehicle leaving that cop
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car undrivable and an officer with minor injuries she was then taken into custody without further
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incident hughes was charged with evading police and willful disregard and assault with a deadly weapon
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she was transported to todd road jail in santa paula with a 50 000 bail set an on-scene photographer
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who's tagged below all right wow um nice any any updates on the situation um so i'm on diversion
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and basically just like waiting i just do whatever the judge tells me for the next like 20 months or
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something okay and then yeah and then my charges will be dropped if i'm successful with the
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diversion nice good times you've been speeding at all recently or no no speeding okay no you look
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beautiful thank you probably have the best mug shot so thank you guys there you go all right cool uh what
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about you um so i've been doing only fans three years now and i'm in an open relationship with my
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guy who we do the business together um he helps me run my only fans okay how long have you been dating
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him um two years now all right is this your longest relationship yeah so before obviously i had like flings
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but this is like a proper one he can do what he wants like because obviously i still meet other
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boys for content collabs and stuff you uh sleep with other men on yeah yeah yeah um for work and then
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he does it for just his like mental health you said it's an open relationship though so he's dating
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other women not dating like sleeping with them yeah yeah yeah as long as it doesn't get more serious
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okay uh so two years and he's cool with you sleeping with other men yeah he edits the videos
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do you wear protection with the other men um yes if they're not creators if they're in the industry
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like other boys in of industry and they do tests like the certs and stuff then no so you do you do bg
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content yeah i do gangbangs bg gangbangs yeah okay and your boyfriend he shoots with you
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sometimes too sometimes yeah or and sometimes no but we just it works because we know what we're
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doing we do it for business make the money and that's that so question like you'll go do you guys
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live together yeah okay so you'll go do a gangbang and then he'll like kiss you afterwards no usually
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like the next day or something or and he won't sleep with me again until i've got tested and everything
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you guys gotta wait to have sex until you've been tested yeah okay and then kissing has to wait
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a day yeah okay because i feel it's like wrong it's wrong why is it wrong because i've just been like
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with another boy or multiple or multiple yeah what's the largest thing you've done what the largest i've
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done is like four five men and then i've done another one with like six and then there's two girls six
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men and then me and another girl okay yeah hell yeah i think i've seen your content no i'm just
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but i started the only fans keep it anyway okay um can i ask a question sure yeah of course yeah what
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does he do for work same thing he'll do he'll help me with my social media editing the videos that i do
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um i reply to the chats on my of like me personally you reply to all of them uh yeah he had he like
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will if like i'm like i don't know ill or something like take over but it is me because i used to think
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getting an agency would work like a management but they take like 50 percent whereas me and him
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i pay him 30 percent of my wage so he's technically your employee and your boyfriend yeah and then we also
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have like five other people that work for us that do like the marketing help they're like a group
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wait so yeah um he's typing to the dudes only if i'm like ill or something it's not actually happened
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yet but he pretends to be you if i was like ill yeah but that's never happened so he's like sexting
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with dudes that's like that's me like it's never happened he's never done that yet you said but he's
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messaging the dudes like on my instagram like if i've wanted to do a club but that would be me like
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i'll be there as well no you said messaging on of you said he does the messaging on of yeah if i was
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ill he's not done that yet like if i got ill or i couldn't if he's ill no if i'm ill like say if
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something major happens like i couldn't physically do it like chlamydia or something no no no i still do
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that i don't know say if i was you don't take a day off if it's chlamydia that's no i've not ever
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taken a day off just take a couple pills and you're good yeah so what what's like an illness that would
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get you to stop like if i had to have an operation like an operation like something major happened like
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like you get in a train accident and you yeah or like i don't know something mad
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lose something that has to make me like be in hospital for a long period of time okay that would
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be the only time i'd ever take a day off like stage four syphilis or like what i don't know if i broke
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my leg and i was in hospital and i couldn't and he'd be like doing all the dgen like texting with
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he would step in he would step in and be like just sexting these dudes yeah because he knows how i
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speak like text wise like he would be sending messages he as a man he would message men oh i'd
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really like to slurp you like weird shit like that right like he would be like if it was coming out
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of the mouth of a man it would be it would be like it would be gay but he's pretending to be a woman so
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it's kind of yeah i think it's because there's a lot of people out there that are my mates that have
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agencies that run and i don't believe in that all the time like fake chatting because then
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their subs will pick up on it okay sav do you have a a typer chatter no i do it on myself you do all
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the yeah but if you did you wouldn't admit to it right well i mean i probably would it's a lot of work
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but no what what i mean is is like if you did have a type or chatter you wouldn't say yes i have a type
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chat you no i send all my own stuff i mean i'm not lying no i know but if you did you would lie
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about it well i don't know maybe can i i'm just gonna do a couple quick microphone sav can i have
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you just straighten your microphone a little bit uh turn it perfect and can i have you tilt your
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microphone down just a tad perfect all right what about you uh relationship status uh my relationship
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status is single single okay longest relationship 10 years 10 years how long have you been uh single
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for a year one year okay is that the one that ended uh a year ago who broke up with who uh it was
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neutral were you guys at any point on and off like doing the on and off thing or it was like just
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10 years no breaks 10 years no break um boom yeah has it ever been long distance or just always in
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um no okay uh who broke it you said it was mutual uh more so on my end more so on your end yeah
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but he was understanding he was understanding he was under not that we wanted it i guess but
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was he upset or did he see it coming uh i would say he'd see it coming he's a smart man so he saw it
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coming yeah does that upset you as a woman like if you break up with it especially if you've been
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dating him for a while and you break up with him and he's like okay don't you kind of like want him
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back a little bit right you know like he's just kind of like wait what you're not you're not gonna
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cry i actually i tolerate as much as i can until i just can't anymore you kind of check out before you
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physically check out you okay yeah so what what was it if he was like why what what would you say to
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him or what did you say to him um i guess it was it was you know he just at the end of the day
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needed to do better for himself okay um and that would pretty much trickle on to his relationship
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with other people and me included if alcohol no drugs meth not at all heroin no video games
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not at all masturbation nope prostitutes you're like what else it's just uh self-improvement
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pretty much oh he went to too many like tony robbins no just self-improvement just you know when
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you hit a certain age you just got to make sure that you know you put your best foot forward when
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it comes to he worked at mcdonald's what no actually the complete opposite he's a g no he's a rapper
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a rapper yeah famous um semi soundcloud no they have rappers at mcdonald's too no actually he's
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a signed music artist okay to interscope and are you a rapper also no not at all is he white guy
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white rapper no black black okay kendrick no no no no not drake at all
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kanye no can you say uh no no no i'd rather not okay that's fine that's fine um
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can you lyrics you want to drop a couple okay okay but so wow you were date wait you were in a
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monogamous relationship with a rapper yeah rapper singer songwriter he does music for other people
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as well i didn't know rappers only had sex with one woman i didn't know that was a thing i thought
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they just well they just wait was he cheating the first like you know 10 years of the relationship
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no no no first first i would say like year maybe two first year yeah and then he kept cheating but
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you didn't find out actually no uh he cheated um like the first uh first second year of our
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relationship travis scott uh and then hit it and then hit it and then told me several years later
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hit it yeah wait the other ones no hit you no what like hit no hit oh i thought you meant hit
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hit the information hit hit hit okay um so he hid it from you how did you find out like the years
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later um he told me he he said it well you know what us girls we tend to find out before we actually
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know did you snoop through his phone um yeah absolutely you're snooping and some of these girls
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are rootless so they'll post it so okay yeah if i knew another rapper could i set you up with him
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um no or are you done with rappers um i'm i'm good you're good on the rappers what about other
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musicians like if i knew like a jazz guy or would you would you deal with a jazz guy um probably not
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not a jazz guy what about like emo emo music like no i'm good but he it's a small audience because
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it's he's doing emo music in 2025 no like my chemical romance type shit i love my chemical
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romance but do you used to did you have an emo phase oh yeah you swooped did you do the emo swoop
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yeah absolutely wait so okay what about a professional athlete like an nba or nfl player no i think that's
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a good jump from rapper um because they cheat also but they're physically fit and don't have face
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tattoos usually oh oh with the face tattoos huh oh do you have a face tattoo i do actually oh is it
00:27:27.340
hidden where is it oh it's actually fading it's oh show it in the process let's see it and no there's
00:27:31.780
makeup on it there's makeup what is the fit what is it can you just that's a yin yang symbol a yin yang
00:27:36.420
yin yang yeah i was just saying that the athletes typically they don't they don't have the face
00:27:44.220
tattoos not necessarily actually um sometimes they do though sometimes they do athletes have face
00:27:49.360
tattoos as well what can we get you set up with like a softer engineer um like a little software
00:27:55.120
engineer or something maybe i'm i'm i'm probably good on a software engineer you've had bad experiences
00:28:00.980
no no no no just yeah once you've dated a famous rapper it's kind of like you can't date a normie
00:28:07.460
right no no i i i like a normal guy i guess you can say but i like a smart guy so huh and so but
00:28:16.200
anyways he cheated on you in the beginning of the relationship but at the end did he start cheating
00:28:20.460
again no no no no no you just held resentment for the 10 years i i'll be honest yeah i definitely
00:28:26.320
held resentment but you know as you get older things happen in life to where you're like
00:28:30.720
uh i'm a different person right okay did you go on tour was he on tour like was he a touring
00:28:38.720
musician no i actually was on tour oh he cheated you were on tour yeah i was djing for a music artist
00:28:45.920
you do music no i no i don't do music dj i i dj'd for a music artist i see okay oh good times
00:28:55.360
yeah so that made him a little on the insecure side was it international tour or just yeah continental
00:29:03.000
u.s yeah not international yeah okay uh so you've been single for a year have you been doing any other
00:29:09.640
dating in that time period have you had a rebound um no women have you tried women but no no women
00:29:14.840
um absolutely oh absolutely no no no no you got something against no no no excuse me this is a
00:29:20.240
safe space for lgbtq people no that's cool but me no no i'm i'm i'm a little shy girl okay but any
00:29:27.520
any other prospects um uh i went on a date i guess well i wouldn't i don't know if i'd call it a date
00:29:35.120
but yeah yeah sneaky link no no no a drunken sexcapade no no so what would you call it uh no i guess
00:29:47.440
just uh a friend a friend a friend yeah does he rap no
00:29:52.000
is he is he in a gang no no no okay just checking thank god uh so okay
00:30:03.940
longest period the like longest you've dated a guy since the breakup
00:30:08.860
long as i didn't like a two a two week two month nothing okay is there a guy in the picture
00:30:14.840
currently um not necessarily your friend just threw you off the bus have you hung out with him
00:30:24.100
in person yes okay dope that's cool i'm happy for you i'm really happy for you
00:30:30.980
and so wait you dated him from like 19 to 29 um the rapper yes
00:30:37.680
dang and we live together too what's that we live together too you live together
00:30:44.980
does he have any baby mamas none that you're aware of no who knows there could be
00:30:52.300
some out there no no he wasn't like that no he wasn't that one sweet all right cool well
00:30:58.740
thank you for sharing that's great uh what about you um i'm currently dating someone
00:31:07.620
i would say my longest relationship was three years would you say you're in a relationship
00:31:12.020
currently i don't think there's a title necessarily right at the moment now
00:31:16.760
okay i'm just talking to him dating him so you you just met him kind of yeah it's fresh
00:31:23.340
fresh yeah i'd say definitely fresh when did you meet him i'd say about a month ago okay so
00:31:29.360
yeah one month ago longest relationship was three years three years okay who broke up with who
00:31:36.280
um three year it was more me leaving that relationship it was a relationship that lasted
00:31:42.240
a lot longer than it ever should have i was a bit young he had a daughter i was like stepmom
00:31:47.220
flesh wifey nanny the whole thing so i learned a lot in that relationship i was very young and
00:31:52.740
i kind of haven't really been in like a serious relationship since just been doing me yeah all
00:32:00.020
right and uh in the you said you've been single for like prior to this most recent guy i've been
00:32:06.380
single for a year and a half probably a year and a half and the three-year relationship but that was
00:32:10.360
a long time ago yeah i ended back in 2018 okay he definitely still tries to call me i never answer
00:32:15.520
he still hits you up yeah he has a few times has he ever left you a voice note of him crying and
00:32:21.540
sobbing i'm not a voice now voicemails so you have weeping sobbing voice not necessarily weeping
00:32:27.640
sobbing but yeah i'm just trying to get a hold of me get in touch the shaking in his voice i mean
00:32:32.560
yeah a little bit okay i mean i would be shaking too if i would have lost me he thought he fumbled
00:32:37.820
yeah a thousand percent he fumbled i always try to come back when they realize
00:32:41.920
yeah all right cool all right how did you meet this new guy dating app um no i've actually never
00:32:50.380
been on a dating app it's never been my thing um wait what where you where did you meet i might
00:32:56.100
have been in vegas i was working at the champ show yeah the rehab club in vegas is no not even that
00:33:01.260
right isn't that i was working at the convention for a convention show for champs it's like a big
00:33:05.880
weed like vape convention okay and he was one of the main owners of the company i was working for
00:33:10.260
yeah i really like him so cool cool what about you yeah i think that i've been single from
00:33:18.020
like three years now okay longest relationship uh five years five years and is that the one that
00:33:24.880
ended three years ago no that one was like two years okay who broke up with who in the two-year
00:33:31.980
relationship and the five-year relationship the five-year relationship was mutual and then
00:33:38.060
the two-year relationship was one of those things where like you were saying it should have ended
00:33:42.580
way faster than it did square peg trying to fit around home right doesn't work all right
00:33:50.260
um i am married i've been with my husband for a little bit over six years we've been married for
00:33:59.700
two years um we started dating when i was 18 all right cool all right that's everybody's uh
00:34:08.380
relationship status we have a chat coming in here from the plane sorry for the delay clan
00:34:12.080
claim donated two hundred dollars four comma four comma zero comma five comma five comma four comma one
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from right to left okay now reach yourselves please would love to get the delusional thoughts
00:34:25.900
out early i mean normally we save this for a little later on in the show but since he prompted
00:34:31.820
it uh gorlok the destroyer also ask ask everyone to rate their own looks rate your own looks on a
00:34:38.700
scale of one to ten you can't pick seven starting with sav is it savannah yeah okay savannah why can't
00:34:46.900
i pick seven seven is off limits but that's an unlucky number it's bad juju it's bad that was a good
00:34:54.360
number we have the you see these crystals here no one two three four five six seven crystals we
00:35:01.300
can't have the number okay seven the seven crystals stops nasty nasty number seven okay then i'm gonna
00:35:08.620
rate you you can do no let's not do that you get a 10 how about you know and i'll rate everyone
00:35:14.540
hold on stop why don't you rate yourself first i'll rate myself a 10 as well so she's a 10 go ahead
00:35:20.600
you're also a 10 since i can't do seven i'll do six okay 6.9 i need i need 0.5s i can't we
00:35:31.900
okay we'll only allow 0.5 6.5 okay and eight eight okay yeah and eight eight i'd say 11
00:35:39.780
okay 11 right yeah 10.5 10 10.5 okay probably like a five maybe a six on a good day i need to
00:35:51.440
lose some weight 10.5 maybe a six okay i give myself a five uh 10.5 all right thank you claim
00:35:59.880
for that so okay we got a 10.5 and then 11 and then a couple eights too um 10.5 five point five
00:36:11.260
favorite number 10 well the scale caps off at 10 so i'll just give you just we'll have to use 10
00:36:18.660
10s wow okay um so um are these tiny dildos or what are those oh those are crystals and i'm gonna
00:36:29.340
fucking put you in one of those crystals i don't know i don't know i don't know what kind of weird
00:36:37.040
sex toys you've been using but trust me you don't want that look at that anywhere near
00:36:42.780
that's definitely crystal chakras i'm i got a question though so if we how do i how do i frame
00:36:52.800
this so wait we got two tents here so point five do you i want you guys can be brutal on this
00:37:00.780
do you think she's as good looking as you i think that we're both stunning women i mean i think we
00:37:10.620
both have uh pretty looks but i'd say you're i mean you're better i've never asked that question
00:37:18.240
before it's a little much hey just um say with your chest let's hear it push that shit out what
00:37:24.960
if we use the crystals to see whose vagina is tighter and then we could rate it based on that
00:37:30.020
oh wait are we rating our looks are we rating our personalities bro are you just are you okay
00:37:42.360
uh because it said rate yourselves does it mean like our inner self but here let me let me help
00:37:48.240
you out a bit let me let me get you caught up to speed i'm gonna get you caught up to speed okay
00:37:52.660
okay i'm there i'm i'm with you ask everyone to rate that you see that in the capital capitalized
00:37:58.160
looks and then i said it a couple times oh how do you rate your looks i'm definitely a 10 yeah oh
00:38:03.940
you're i'm definitely wait so you right she was very much wait so you were including personality
00:38:10.040
so you're saying personality but you said you're an eight then no i just like to leave room for
00:38:16.740
improvement that's right you can't okay so we got okay we got three 10s then i would say there's
00:38:23.020
seven there's eight and the and the boys in the back we're all tens we're all beautiful oh equality
00:38:31.500
equality is great everyone's different all beautiful okay wait so but we're all tens all all tens even
00:38:39.800
men are all men tens i mean no no to her yes but are all women tens to me or to her to you um
00:38:49.120
because you said we're all tens i mean right no no no no no no um not all men and women are tens
00:38:56.800
oh okay but you said all but it is we're all tens what's that word uh subjective it's subjective
00:39:02.860
right i agree to a degree because like like there is some objective not what someone else
00:39:10.940
may think is a 10 in a woman right well i mean then there's like different beauty standards when
00:39:15.880
it comes to your geography like in asia it's going to be different in africa it's going to be different
00:39:20.120
yeah um but i mean if you look at you know a more reduced scale like western countries or you look at
00:39:27.140
the united states for example i think people can come to like if if you took the average answer of a
00:39:32.500
thousand men or a million men or whatever it is and they had to like rank order like a hundred
00:39:37.420
different women there would be like some variance on the individual level but like you would actually
00:39:42.980
you would start to see patterns where like okay this woman's ranked higher than this woman this woman's
00:39:47.620
ranked lower than this woman so i mean i that starts to get a little bit into a more uh objective
00:39:55.320
territory yeah i agree okay um so priscilla you're a 10 thank you no there was like a question mark
00:40:07.320
it was like a question mark at the end of that um to to the tens at the table do you guys think when
00:40:15.080
it comes to your looks that you're on par with the most beautiful women in the world
00:40:19.800
i mean yeah i don't think it's just like my looks i think it's like my personality my energy
00:40:25.780
and what just looks yeah i think so yes not just looks also vaginal circumference
00:40:32.920
but do you think that's like you got to realize most women are have tight vaginas like you think
00:40:46.760
that's like what how do you measure that just this topic little but um but do you think you're on par
00:41:05.260
because and you're just measuring it from yeah i'll do the google definition of on par
00:41:11.480
on par is an idiom that means something is equal to or as good as something else
00:41:16.640
oh absolutely and and and some are obviously well i would say
00:41:22.040
the most beautiful people in the world and and i'm measuring my looks against their looks
00:41:31.880
then obviously the more effort money energy you can spend on being beautiful
00:41:40.920
uh and they spend that and and then i'm not going to um say that i do and i or that i can so if they're
00:41:50.200
putting their energy towards that then i'm going to commend them for that and be like yes they're
00:41:55.320
more beautiful than i am so wait i just read the thing that popped up on there what did it say
00:42:02.340
it's not xanax wait it's not it's marijuana you guys not xanax
00:42:16.620
okay is it for depression it's a thing you probably shouldn't take um is it for depression
00:42:28.040
wait so i'm sorry that was a lot of prattle but so the
00:42:33.280
what but you said okay so women who have more time and money to like get makeup done get surgeries
00:42:42.680
they're more attractive i'm just trying to understand what you were saying right if if
00:42:48.120
that's your whole thing you're the most beautiful woman in the world then obviously i'm going to be
00:42:51.960
like that woman is beautiful she's done everything to look as beautiful as she can and i commend her for
00:42:58.940
that well i'm i'm glad oh go ahead sorry i was going to just say but not every woman has to do
00:43:04.720
something to their body or looks yeah to be beautiful they could be naturally beautiful like
00:43:08.900
there's women out there that do that there's me and they want to look a certain way like a kim
00:43:12.740
kardashian and stuff but some women are just like born naturally beautiful all the way around and
00:43:18.520
inside and out they cannot they could wear makeup or they cannot wear makeup and they still look
00:43:22.480
beautiful gorgeous but they're still gonna have to work out and be healthy they're still gonna
00:43:28.560
have to drink water they're still gonna have to i mean it would help you drink water
00:43:31.960
well enough water like a lot of water they're still gonna have to do like skin care that means
00:43:38.820
you take care of yourself though and that's a good thing right i feel like there's different types of
00:43:43.200
you don't have to do that necessarily to look beautiful can i say what um can i say something
00:43:47.820
on what you were saying earlier with the when you go to different cultures maybe
00:43:52.060
there will be there will be a different beauty standard like for example like in china i think
00:44:00.260
i i want to say china they think that big lips are not beautiful but really small feet too right
00:44:08.020
what the fuck but but like in western society we we think that big lips are are beautiful and then
00:44:16.140
like in some cultures people think that like very large women are beautiful and very skinny women are
00:44:22.120
not beautiful which culture is that there's different like there's actual tribes that when
00:44:27.640
the man and the woman get married they will have the woman in a hut and then they'll just have them
00:44:34.360
drinking milk like just gaining weight to be their most beautiful for the wedding date i mean there
00:44:41.380
was something also said like in europe in like historical european cultures where like most of
00:44:47.060
the populace was the peasantry and everybody was like super poor that like a plump chubbier woman was
00:44:53.280
seen as more like attractive because it had something to do with like she could afford food basically but
00:44:58.420
like that has more to do with like a very specific and narrow like like a survival mechanism versus um
00:45:07.880
uh i mean generally speaking uh perhaps there are these tribes and i don't know whatever they want
00:45:14.240
fat chick or whatever but right typically most men most men and most women are attracted to
00:45:20.000
physical fitness in a partner and that would entail like being relative having a relatively low body fat
00:45:26.060
or like a healthy body fat so i'm not really interested in talking about like african tribes and shit i mean
00:45:33.820
just because it doesn't really pertain to the topic i'm just saying that beauty is pretty subjective and
00:45:41.280
it does it depends on the the norms at the time it depends on the media that you're consuming like
00:45:47.760
what what you're looking at like a lot of people like thin eyebrows thick eyebrows um you know what i
00:45:55.040
mean it changes over the times yeah i mean i'll grant i already granted though that in asia has a different
00:46:01.080
beauty standard than in the united states however it has to keep up with consumer however i would say
00:46:08.280
a woman who is uh who is assessed like if if we took a million men in the united states and we showed
00:46:16.080
them an american woman and their average ranking of her was like she's a nine she's a 10 i'm fairly
00:46:23.280
confident that the physical attractiveness assessment in an asian country or african country they're not
00:46:30.220
going to rate her a three the things that make her attractive in the united states are while there
00:46:37.060
could be some variances are going to carry over to those other cultures and people in asia and in
00:46:43.140
africa or wherever are going to also find her attractive maybe she's not like the same maybe she gets
00:46:51.780
knocked down a point or two but it's not like oh my god you're ugly yeah i mean there's also like
00:46:59.880
personal preference is always going to be a thing right some people are attracted to one race over
00:47:05.520
the other body type whatever but there's things like the golden ratio and like all of that that make
00:47:11.900
it objective like yes like i can look at felicity and say she's gorgeous and then but then someone could
00:47:19.660
like put her up with the golden ratio and then be like yeah it's because she's symmetrical it's because
00:47:23.020
her eyebrows are in a certain place or whatever right it there is some objectivity based on like
00:47:29.960
our biology and evolution of whether or not someone is attractive so there are factors that you can use
00:47:37.200
to judge yourself other than like well i think that i look pretty because everyone should think that
00:47:43.020
they look pretty right like it's a self-esteem thing but you can think you look pretty and also
00:47:46.900
acknowledge that you're a five or whatever right not you just like general you in general
00:47:52.400
uh let me let clan come in here and then we have clan donated two hundred dollars shocker
00:48:00.460
inability to live in reality even drunk not one of you is a 10 so guess we ain't getting rid of the
00:48:07.720
delusion can anyone explain the cold war all right starting with sav what explain the cold war no
00:48:14.500
yeah i can't how about when was it i don't know okay felicity
00:48:20.280
i'm good cold war i'm good i can tell you it was very here we go 1917 that's my answer 1917 was the
00:48:32.200
cold war okay sounds right does anybody guess on the date of the cold war 1976 1976 okay what about you
00:48:39.280
know it 1976 i'm just throwing numbers out there 19 okay anybody what go ahead 1970 it's probably
00:48:47.000
earlier than that what's the cold war do you have your drums ready go ahead everybody was wearing
00:48:55.200
it was really good uh go ahead i don't know when it was but it was russia and the u.s threatening to
00:49:05.120
nuke each other and they didn't because if one did then everyone would die there we go
00:49:09.780
she got it i was wrong there you go 1917 is that right
00:49:14.660
that's why she's married what's the date yeah not even not even what is it not even close
00:49:22.520
actually you know what 1976 look you know what wait i'm an expert on world war one
00:49:27.920
you you asked me the dates of world war one world war ii i know cold war let me get you the exact
00:49:33.200
dates because i don't want to i don't want to you know i don't want to you all right wrong
00:49:37.520
1947 until 1991 oh so she was what so you were technically in that range so i'll take it so sweet
00:49:50.240
it was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the united states and the soviet union the ussr
00:49:56.820
and their respective allies ended in 1991 and it was characterized by political and economic
00:50:04.240
rivalry espionage and proxy wars and also are we able to are they able to upload a picture of
00:50:11.180
themselves so we could rate them yeah that would be great because i'm like who said right now what
00:50:16.320
do you look like send us a photo i'd love to see you you know what on this though michael jones this
00:50:21.600
is below the threshold but what would the average of a hundred men yeah we'll do that so
00:50:25.560
what would the average of a thousand men rate you on a scale of one to ten starting with you
00:50:30.780
eight eight wait till it goes up i yeah sure okay all right because you said six yeah i was just
00:50:38.880
being humble and you ranked yourself six yeah okay so it stays the same um 8.5 8.5 so
00:50:47.320
goes up because you said eight right okay yeah so you gave yourself a 10 what what do a thousand men
00:50:52.480
on average give you would rate me looks yeah eight eight okay eight nine eight nine eight point nine
00:51:00.180
nine nine okay nine i'd say nine nine point five nine nine point five okay you didn't specify on looks
00:51:07.940
this time it he means looks it's all about looks on this podcast so you know what it's all about
00:51:16.020
and i'm sure is that all that matters to you people can you not bang on the table lady okay so
00:51:21.380
i know i'm pretty sure i said looks did i not damien did i not this time i don't know if you specified
00:51:28.440
i mean it's kind of implied because that's because that's all we care about no it's not
00:51:34.520
come on like you guys are a bunch of ladies obviously we're gonna talk about your looks
00:51:39.120
okay okay okay okay with that it's an entailment of the previous conversation because it's contextual
00:51:46.180
so it's like if that's what we're talking about yes it's like there's an implication there oh okay
00:51:51.960
10.5 oh my gosh do you want to stop trolling and give an answer so you think i'm just a lady i don't
00:52:00.360
know math a thousand guys that's a lot of guys how many balls a thousand guys two balls per guy
00:52:08.280
bro you're not you're like not funny i know you're trying to be funny you're paying all of them i know
00:52:13.600
you're trying to be funny but like answer the question 10.5 final answer moving on is that your
00:52:20.380
you so you think a thousand men would rate you a 10.5 why are you but you've been single for three
00:52:26.540
years oh that's because so they're all men are gonna rate you a 10 but you're struggling on the
00:52:34.140
dating field what i'm very yes because i'm just gonna go after every single guy that i date add in
00:52:40.020
your personality does it if you add in your personality does your does your does it go down
00:52:45.220
your rating 10.5 bro why you've been like asking to come back on like why are you answering in bad
00:52:54.540
faith i'm just gonna call you out right now why are you being bad faith it's not bad faith i'm just
00:52:59.200
is that your genuine i'm i'm making a point i'm making a point that i don't think that it's healthy
00:53:04.000
for for men to view women like this and i don't think it's healthy for women to view women like this
00:53:09.700
either i'm just making a point i'm just saying that's that's a fair position i'll engage you on it
00:53:15.360
oh thank you would you date a guy who's shorter than you
00:53:17.680
i don't think the standards are bad either like on your little list hold on on your list i'm not
00:53:26.300
gonna let you evade the question answer the question
00:53:29.020
would you date a guy who's shorter than you okay can you tell me how that pertains to
00:53:36.340
me saying how about you answer the question i'll answer your question after you answer my question
00:53:41.180
answer the question i need more water answer the question it's very dependent on the person
00:53:49.860
the circumstance uh the connection so i mean you've already given me kind of the answer i was looking
00:53:57.140
for just by that explanation so you're saying it's dependent on the person ergo if he is shorter
00:54:04.360
than me he has to make up for it via other metrics no i'm saying so i'm not going to go for someone
00:54:12.920
because they're shorter or because they're taller i'm just going to go for them i'm just honestly i
00:54:18.320
prefer just like i do prefer taller guys that is something okay so you do prefer what like what
00:54:24.540
i like tall men i like big men you mean physical size too yes okay so like physically strong
00:54:33.980
yeah i like that what did you write here you said you're so you're five foot four you're five
00:54:41.240
foot four and i put five ten five ten okay so would it be your preference to date a guy who's five foot
00:54:49.080
three it would not be my preference oh that seems a lot like a judgment about a physical character
00:54:55.520
like a physical trait it's not the full person you're not i'm not saying oh he's a he cannot be a
00:55:01.460
10 because he's five foot whatever i wasn't asking you that just relating to this but you say
00:55:09.260
wow it's a really bad way to look at women but you've just done a categorization of men based off
00:55:15.300
of physical attribute i don't i don't have any problem with men or women having preferences when
00:55:21.720
it comes to looks i don't either being able to be like this whole rating thing boils down to this
00:55:26.400
if you have two people like women do this men do this which one's better looking okay i'm gonna
00:55:33.980
date the better looking person you've just rank ordered i know you don't i don't believe that
00:55:39.200
i don't believe that like what's not to believe say but there's a lot of people in the world but it's
00:55:45.220
like say if it was only two people it's like it's um between like a five foot three man and like a six
00:55:51.580
foot four man and the five foot three man had all the heart and he had the character and the other
00:56:00.000
guy was just vain and only cared about oh i've got the perfect question then five foot three guy and
00:56:09.580
he's great with the guy who's just the same but he's six feet exactly the same sure they're the same
00:56:18.620
person sure then i would pick the bigger one oh okay yeah but so but yeah you're making a
00:56:28.400
determination and you're rejecting the dude based off of a physical characteristic but people are way
00:56:33.900
more complex than oh you're just you're better than that person it's like how you match up how you
00:56:39.380
how you your chemistry how you go together like it's that's what matters like how you match with
00:56:46.440
someone can i add something real quick sure uh so if you're at a bar and you see a dude who is
00:56:53.620
objectively a two and you see another dude who's objectively an eight which one are you going to
00:57:00.680
neither right but like you have to pick one which one are you going to
00:57:06.760
it is interesting because with dating apps nowadays all you can just do like you could just look at
00:57:15.680
the person visually and and then whatever they have to write about themselves so it's very difficult
00:57:20.840
because once you meet the person you see that their energy is way different than yeah but we're
00:57:25.860
talking looks just looks you don't know anything about the personality they're deaf mutant blind
00:57:29.960
they can't tell you anything right and then as soon as you can you might approach the smaller
00:57:34.620
person and have a great time with them or you might approach the bigger person and have a
00:57:38.860
terrible time right like neither like you're saying yeah looks wise which one would you approach
00:57:43.400
i mean i get it women don't usually approach but which one would you approach in this hypothetical
00:57:47.380
yeah i guess um looks do get people in the door but but exactly it's the personality the heart
00:57:57.160
the integrity the character that makes the person who they are and that's what i care about most
00:58:02.880
i mean that's a great way to like try to obfuscate and shift away from the original objection
00:58:09.080
that i had you can throw out a bunch of these empty platitudes like wow it's the heart that matters
00:58:14.420
but that doesn't really pertain to the conversation in which we were just having when you're saying
00:58:19.940
i i'm gonna troll and just be kind of not be good faith with my answer because i object to men
00:58:27.800
making physical assessments of women's beauty no but they can rate me how they will i'm just not
00:58:34.700
going to give them an in to say oh it's like what does it matter what i say you're all going to have
00:58:40.460
your own opinion and that's and that's that valid yes but you were trying to make a point as well
00:58:45.660
right and i'm trying right it i am i what's the point you're trying to make i just think it's
00:58:50.920
interesting because if if you if you got a bunch of men in here like would that be the thing that you
00:58:56.840
ask them if i yeah sure if i ever did a plat like this i would ask i would ask the exact same
00:59:01.920
question and you know what none of them would say they're a 10 they'd all be like them they'd be
00:59:06.600
super humble and they'd be like yeah i'm a five six seven whatever none of them would be like oh i'm
00:59:11.260
a fucking 10 plus it's the audience that asked the question not brian you know what what we can do
00:59:17.660
i'll ask the chat right now we have how many do we have we have 5 000 people watching chat rate
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yourself just rate yourself rate yourself i rate you guys all a 10 if every if everyone is a 10
00:59:31.880
then 10 is average and everyone's a five i love every single one of you i wonder the guy that was
00:59:36.700
rating us i wanted to see what he looks like that's a real question where is he can we circle back to him
00:59:42.760
yeah there i'm seeing five six three i see three four eight five five somebody said 15 okay
00:59:50.600
there we go a man with confidence uh very good uh four six two six yeah so i mean look i'm getting a lot
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okay um here i'm gonna let some chats come through we have oh michael jones
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michael jones michael jones donated two hundred dollars thank you michael whoops forgot a zero
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on the last tts chair six you are not funny quit while you're behind just engage in good faith
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it looks bad on you also oh shit yeah michael you can look at more of my comedy and find out
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more about me at priscilla goose priscilla goose on instagram thank you michael jones it's about
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her business hey well met beaten cheeks donated two hundred dollars and two cents you did it wrong
01:00:45.000
cheeks humor falls flat as a pancake oh it is wishful thinking at best and her trolling's a total
01:00:51.720
mess bless her sweet little heart for believing she's a gem it's almost endearing
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beaten cheeks spending two hundred dollars to tell me things all right
01:01:06.280
wait that's exactly what he did he spent two hundred dollars to tell you things that's crazy
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thank you thank you for the color commentary there that's good all right uh we have these you know
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all right well let's just get right back into this so um you know what here um
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um uh oh i'm curious about this do you think you'll be better looking better looking in 10
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years time savannah you're 24 in 10 years time you'll be 34 better looking at 34 than now i think
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so yeah okay uh 20 years time at 44 probably not okay felicity you're 18 better looking in 10 years
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time at 28 yeah i think so okay uh 38 20 years time no okay katie you're 21 better looking in 10 years
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time at 31 yeah 20 years time 41 yeah 30 years time 51 no okay so when's the peak for you you
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think 31 34 35 i think i look my best that's that's the peak okay uh you're 30 better looking
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in 10 years time at 40 yes 20 years time at 50 yes 30 years time at 60 probably not no probably not
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okay and then you're 30 now where you're better looking at 20 10 years ago than you are now at 30
01:02:56.680
no okay better looking now at 30 you're 31 better looking in 10 years time at 41 yeah i think i'll still
01:03:02.200
look pretty good but better looking uh yeah okay 20 years time 51 i think i'll still be looking
01:03:12.520
pretty good i'm not as good as 41 though but will you at 51 will you be better looking than at 31
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probably not okay and then uh 31 going back 10 years where you're better looking at 21 versus now
01:03:28.200
i think i'm better looking now better looking now okay priscilla you're 31 better looking in 10 years
01:03:33.160
time at 41 i would say it's subjective and yes yes you're saying to other people or to myself
01:03:40.920
i mean they're kind of tied together because attractiveness someone would have to be attracted
01:03:53.000
to you so that implies an external component an outward component so to yourself but i mean
01:04:02.360
everyone can make their own individualistic determination but uh but you said yes in any case
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i think i'm gonna be beautiful throughout all the phases of my life but so let me just i'll
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repeat the question so the question is not not more beautiful but just the same beautiful throughout
01:04:19.480
so but i'll explain it so women can be beautiful in their 30s 40s 50s that's not really what the
01:04:26.920
question is getting at okay and women at this table will can still be attractive beautiful whatever
01:04:32.280
40s whatever it is but the question is compared to how you look right now will you be more beautiful
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in physically beautiful physically attractive looks wise you're 31 10 years time at 41. not more beautiful
01:04:49.320
but the same right okay then we're gonna use the same metric from here on out 20 years time at 51 will you
01:04:56.520
be just as attractive yes okay 30 years time at 61. yes uh 40 years time 71. yes if i'm so lucky 50 years
01:05:07.400
time 81. yes 60 years time 91. yes 70 years time uh 101. yes okay uh so if i'm so lucky to get to those ages
01:05:23.080
so okay what you're saying just so just so i understand correctly you're 31 now you will look
01:05:31.000
you're going to look the same i won't look the same so what's going to change between now and when
01:05:36.680
you're 101 like what explain it to me explain the differences i'm gonna get saggier sure
01:05:44.520
saggy yeah sure wrinkles right wrinkles maybe some spots maybe some okay thinner skin gray hair
01:06:00.920
that's what you get when you're lucky enough to turn old teeth might fall out teeth might fall out
01:06:06.680
oh no your nose and your ears keep getting bigger yeah that's true but so
01:06:15.720
uh so you're saying you're gonna one of the most beautiful things i think is is that
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when you look into somebody like when people fall in love you'll always be looking at those same eyes
01:06:27.960
forever oh yeah that's sweet you know what redemption redemption ryan redemption that's
01:06:35.560
that's sweet that's sweet i like that yeah okay um do you think eyes are the only thing that
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makes somebody attractive no because i'd be killing it bro if it was just about the eyes i'd be killing
01:06:53.240
it son you know i'd be trust me but there's obviously other things that go into physical
01:07:01.000
beauty physical attractiveness right yeah so i guess your eyes i mean in fact you could maybe make
01:07:06.760
arguments that as you age there are certain changes to your your eyes too maybe just a little i mean
01:07:13.720
sometimes they'll be they'll be like uh more prone to redness um like they'll get they tend to get
01:07:19.560
a bit more bloodshot i mean there'll be changes around your eyes too um bags and uh what's called
01:07:26.200
bags under your eyes i guess yeah so smile lines facials prp i like smile lines so smile lines are
01:07:34.600
cute but it's also like of course your partner's gonna be attracted to you forever like that's kind
01:07:38.680
of what a life partner is but yeah you both are gonna that doesn't mean that you're the same level
01:07:44.920
of attractiveness at like 80 as you are now right because i look at pictures of my great-grandma from
01:07:51.160
when she was a teenager and in like college and she's beautiful and then you look at her and say oh
01:07:56.360
you're my great-grandma you're wrinkly right like it's changes question for you when it comes to you
01:08:03.880
know the modeling industry i am not i'm familiar with the modeling yeah yeah so would you say that the
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modeling industry is very heavily invest invested in beauty like physical beauty
01:08:19.480
yeah okay um and so now that you've granted that the modeling industry which is predominated and the
01:08:28.680
most really the most important thing has to do with physical beauty question for you do you think that
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you would have a better chance getting a modeling contract now at 31 or say when you were 21
01:08:41.800
versus when you're going to be 100 like when when's the best chance that you have for getting a
01:08:52.040
if there was a woman out there passionate about modeling
01:08:55.480
the coat have been passionate if she will yeah so you're just just to be clear a hundred
01:09:02.120
10 year old she's got a bad hip bad hip and she's got to do it she's got to do a catwalk what if it's
01:09:09.480
for a magazine for a you've done yeah i mean i've signed a couple a few different agencies you do
01:09:14.120
fashion fashion week and stuff i'm sorry like me look i know there's like some fashion brands that
01:09:19.000
they will have like more older people like do cat watch it but if we like if we were to look at the
01:09:25.560
average age of the people doing like the catwalk on them maybe it's like mid-20s 30s something like
01:09:31.640
that um it's probably not a hundred no a hundred year old ladies going down with a stroller and
01:09:38.840
shit so they still need models for aarp magazines and that's print you know that's all i mean that's
01:09:51.400
so it's not this chick is dodging bullets like a runaway model oh but there's aarp yeah we're
01:09:57.320
talking like runway model they still need fashion i mean it's always like for them to
01:10:02.200
have younger models it's always better with modeling but there's like certain designers
01:10:05.560
where they have like older people come and do the runway i think it just depends on the look but
01:10:09.000
majority of it is younger for sure and i think they have like a height do they have a height requirement
01:10:15.800
uh yeah i know i think it depends on the designer the looks they have certain dresses
01:10:21.400
they want taller models like i'm 5'9 and i do catwalk and stuff so but like the mainstream
01:10:26.840
like 20 years ago wasn't it like 5'10 yeah i mean yeah they're definitely more lenient than they were
01:10:31.720
like five ten years ago like they like if you're doing a gucci commercial they were like if you had
01:10:35.480
like a little tattoo they wouldn't use you but nowadays it's like they're more lenient
01:10:39.000
like cover up whatever they like it adds to the style to the shoe so i think it just depends
01:10:45.640
in modeling wouldn't you tend to agree that if you're a runway model a young runway model would
01:10:53.880
probably be a better candidate so yeah i'm gonna go ahead and grant and i agree with you that there
01:10:59.640
are older models who are included in certain print campaigns and in advertisements um yeah they do need
01:11:08.200
older models but if you look at the majority of the advertising spend in the like advertising
01:11:15.880
marketing industry absent these like specific products that are typically for older people
01:11:21.640
not always but like typically you're looking at casting uh a much younger demographic probably between
01:11:28.600
20 and 40 right that's like the if you look at advertisements marketing that's it's predominated
01:11:35.560
between people like in the age range of 20 and 40. so even granting this exception like well if you're
01:11:42.360
really you know and it's probably even more competitive to get those older because they're
01:11:48.360
they're few and far between so wouldn't you have to say that in this industry where physical beauty
01:11:55.000
is of the utmost importance and they're picking for
01:11:57.880
youthfulness 20 let's say 20 to 40 wouldn't you then have to grant that
01:12:04.840
people are probably going to be their best looking selves between 20 and 40 and not at 100
01:12:12.360
is that yes for that yeah for what for a runway model okay so but don't you think there's some
01:12:18.040
coincidence when it comes to attractiveness in the dating marketplace
01:12:21.720
like you you think let me across all age cohorts so like from 20 up to 100 between men and women
01:12:38.040
you think the majority of men across all age cohorts are they going to pick the 30 year old
01:12:44.520
woman or the 100 year old woman for dating which one they pick yeah i think men do tend to go to
01:12:54.200
younger women that's the thing that i have noticed because why because they're visual and and youth is
01:13:03.720
attractive okay okay definitely going with the 30 year old over 100 i think that might be the closest
01:13:11.720
we're going to get yeah vice versa what do you mean like i can i can wear water a 100 year old man
01:13:17.800
you know yeah i think that's totally fine yeah yeah i would say probably in fact what here's the
01:13:25.640
there is a bit of differences but they've done studies on this so they found like men across all age
01:13:30.360
groups across all age group you guys might not like to hear this uh you know some men who get into
01:13:34.840
their 30s 40s 50s 60s and 70s they've they their preference stays the same really it's like
01:13:41.800
21 to 25 like even when men get into their 50s 60s and 70s whereas women uh it tends to be like
01:13:50.200
as women age it tends to be like one two three years older in terms of what they find most physically
01:13:56.040
attractive but then once they get to they actually i think once women get into their 50s and beyond
01:14:01.560
they start fine like they start sticking at like men who are uh 45 yeah they're like younger that's like
01:14:09.480
the most physically attractive uh so men but women will until they hit like 40 50 women just one or
01:14:17.400
two or three years above but once you get past 50 as a woman they do make like a slight analysis of
01:14:23.240
like okay 45 year old men that's like the most physically attractive so yeah okay we have beaten
01:14:29.960
cheeks here he responds to you beaten i did not call you a loser how you call me oh and he spends
01:14:38.120
another 200 dollars sorry cheeks i don't get a pity laugh from a drunk crowd maybe stick to heckling
01:14:46.040
wallets cause your mic time's a train wreck dusty oh do you want to now i know you're gay
01:14:51.960
what wait why because he called me dusty wait why would that make him gay i don't know i feel like
01:14:58.440
that's a gay thing to say or maybe just not um what you like yeah you guys just don't see eye to eye
01:15:07.320
hey you know what i'll have our opinion no beaten cheeks are you i like beaten cheeks i like the
01:15:14.280
name are you gay she's calling you gay are you gonna stand for that no no there's nothing wrong
01:15:19.720
with being really beating i mean i'm like oh my god i'm just kidding um um i don't know what
01:15:28.360
wait do we have the the age advancement damien oh no just age and then we'll do gender swap they'll
01:15:34.680
probably come through so guys we've put you guys through ai and we're just we're gonna see what what
01:15:39.640
happens here let me know what does that you have it ready they make you look older all right let's do
01:15:44.360
it oh oh oh my god that's scary i don't want to do that oh my goodness wow huh all right what are
01:15:54.360
these ages wow why did i get oh my god fat look at my face oh i mean gravity gravity gravity all right
01:16:05.480
gravity thank god for facials chemical peel i mean you're still trim right like you're still fit
01:16:10.680
you know the body the ai just didn't get to that part oh that's true yeah i mean yeah it could have
01:16:16.280
done i think it's just the angle maybe i mean i would you hit okay nice nice next smash all day
01:16:23.240
okay your second one's not bad cute yeah okay there you go i don't like the second one yeah all right
01:16:29.640
yeah all right all right she's like holy shit i'm looking in the face whoa whoa
01:16:50.040
wait you know you probably get this all the time you're probably sick of hearing this
01:16:53.960
you look like amelia clark did you get that i don't know who that is
01:16:57.240
daenerys who's that you've never got that no i've never got that i actually just got
01:17:01.880
eva longoria like two days ago does she not i i don't i don't wait can you
01:17:06.440
move your eyebrows no like can you do the eyebrow raise you have botongs no i don't get
01:17:10.440
can you do that like the rock with the eyebrow no i wish she has very she has very expressive
01:17:15.640
amelia clark who is amelia clark have you seen game of thrones daenerys the blonde girl
01:17:21.160
yeah oh yeah you know what when i when i was platinum yes they said i looked like that
01:17:26.840
girl from game of thrones yeah yes yes you do look a little bit like amelia yes when my hair
01:17:30.760
was platinum white yeah oh we have uh hold on before we continue with this i'm gonna let a chat
01:17:36.600
come through mr based man wait how'd you guys get that picture of me
01:17:42.600
nine cents c1 ethot c2 felon c3 fugly ethos what the fuck four two packs a day
01:17:53.560
c6 disgusting delude what the fuck c7 campbell's chunky seafood chumper c8 hot air balloon with
01:18:01.640
ice i gotta lose some weight boys castle six so mfg i gotta lose some weight boys
01:18:05.880
it's marijuana how can you guys not know the difference between crack and marijuana socal
01:18:16.120
two packs of do you smoke cigarette uh no i smoke oh you smoke okay yeah yeah uh let's go back to
01:18:22.440
the no my voice sounds like this though because i do lives and oh okay all right yeah a lot of
01:18:27.960
screaming yeah uh all right no no no not not a lot of screaming oh okay there you go nice okay
01:18:35.880
wait wait so okay leave it here so that's you now on the left that's honestly that's you it
01:18:49.880
that's not a hundred like that's still young that's a why did i become so i feel like i'm aged
01:18:56.600
more than every you said the hundred you said you're gonna be you said 101 you're gonna be just
01:19:02.520
as good looking oh and why that's you bro that's you in a 101 why did my lips go away 2070 or some
01:19:11.080
shit or no they're still there they're just wait bro it's the that's the millennium that's the or
01:19:16.680
wait century my bad yeah i have scared 20 20 20 100 at all that's how you look in 21 i do i don't
01:19:23.160
i do wonder if i'm like am i gonna have gray hair or white hair that's what i always think i'm like
01:19:29.320
am i gonna be a gray hair or white wait so question do you which which do you look better
01:19:34.440
on the left or the right oh oh brian i guess i have to say for your lovely audience i look better on
01:19:42.760
the left you guys but i will admit it is that what you actually think well yes oh okay yeah yeah there
01:19:49.400
there we go progress made progress next oh lord okay sweet next you look cute oh boy oh hey that
01:20:00.200
that's not fair y'all use actually that is fair bro that is fair i mean that's an old photo like from
01:20:06.120
five six years ago i gained a bit of weight so my face is a little chuggy wow that doesn't even look
01:20:11.240
like you i i gained a bit of weight okay i got a little dad bod right now i gotta lose a bit of weight
01:20:16.040
plus i don't have a beard uh god ai is crazy wait how much does it age you yeah what's the
01:20:21.880
oh i don't know i'm not it's probably not i have the middle one it's like 50 and the other one's like
01:20:26.360
i like hey save this whoever's doing these save these chemical peels facial i look back
01:20:30.840
always a good thing this is more this is better than that other one that does me dirty next that's it
01:20:36.200
do we have the gender swap oh what see if we have the gen we're gonna swap your genders too
01:20:41.240
beaten cheeks is back hey and well met you're stealing it two hundred dollars zero three zero
01:20:48.040
three yes a homo is unconstitutional grossing should be condemned along with being nobody said
01:20:54.280
that i just dropped 600 your whole year's salary i wouldn't sleep with you with chair threes of
01:21:00.600
stunt gingerly dusty equals broke equals you oh all right anybody we love gay people my ex-boyfriend
01:21:09.640
was gay okay what buyer gay okay what you turned him gay after you had it okay that's all right
01:21:19.480
what did you turn him gay or not so he was yeah it was me no i was saying i have nothing wrong
01:21:33.000
with gay people my ex-boyfriend that's okay i was just playing donated two hundred dollars
01:21:39.400
where's the picture let me see feel free to share on the instagram
01:21:42.600
average iq wait where did you 100 except for chair seven pretty sure the average is less name
01:21:49.640
five continents please dropping the expectations
01:21:55.720
wait what did what did she do i i don't i wait what i'm choosing to think that he said i was smart
01:22:01.960
they're hating they're haters they're not like anybody does any compliment you guys just
01:22:07.160
they'll follow along where did you send it clane where did you send it because i don't i don't see
01:22:11.800
it uh instant clan is that the one who's supposed to send a picture he's sending a picture he's the
01:22:17.800
one that read us all at the beginning where's this picture right i'm gonna so okay but here's what
01:22:23.480
we're gonna do no he said name five continents starting with you australia
01:22:28.680
whoo that's one oh you want me to do all there's only seven there's only seven oh here name a
01:22:36.120
continent africa okay name a continent south america name a continent i can't i can't i'm not even gonna
01:22:44.520
lie it's like i knew all those continent go quick quick quick hey siri you got this katie you got
01:22:53.720
this a continent what very cold are you cold uh england that is a country but good try um united
01:23:02.280
kingdom not a continent a little bigger you're getting there you got it come on katie
01:23:09.400
you're close we believe in you yeah there you go all right she got it that's better than me i'm not
01:23:15.880
gonna name one continent i can't not at the top nothing continent continent yeah okay yeah antarctica
01:23:21.720
north america yeah are we missing one south america yeah south america europe of course
01:23:29.160
yeah australia uh clane where did you see where did he send it clane where did you send it send it
01:23:37.080
to the instagram please uh yo david champagne thank you for the 50 on venmo dude thank you for the 50 on
01:23:44.760
venmo uh what is it david get a glass please david champagne thank you man guys if you want 100 of
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enjoying the stream like the video um do we have the gender swap no okay we're still waiting on the
01:24:06.520
gender swap so rubicon thank you for the membership appreciate it okay guys read is 100 tts is 200 if you
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want to get it in so okay why don't you know wait hold on wait so did you change your position on the like
01:24:23.080
looks thing a little bit like the uh at least aging thing or no no is that we we have i feel like i
01:24:34.040
definitely want to gua sha as soon as i get home you want to what gua sha gua sha yeah gua sha it's like
01:24:41.480
a little tool like a stone that you use it lifts your face it lifts your face gua sha that's always
01:24:46.040
like prp facials chemical chemical yeah anti-aging yeah lymphatic drainage so you're yeah wait so you
01:24:52.680
changed up i want to age as gracefully as possible i hope that ai is wrong i'm out there yeah it's scary
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i think it's probably pretty accurate you know it's pretty accurate sunscreen right yeah it has to be
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like water wear sunscreen do facials eat your vegetables go to the gym chemical peels my favorite
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but you know what i'm i'm i'm a generous guy so here's what i'm gonna do i know some of you
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guys said you're gonna be better looking in 10 20 30 years or whatever here's what we're gonna do
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on me and i'll add on some money on top those of you who said i'll be better looking in 10 years 20 years
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plastic surgeons there's like the tattoo too plastic surgeons we're gonna get you
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uh plastic surgery on your face to make you look older and i'll pay i'll cover the whole thing
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i'll cover the whole thing because y'all said i'll be better looking when i'm a bit older so i'm like
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let me speed along the process a little bit get you to that better looking point we're gonna get
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you plastic surgery so you can get better looking i'll pay for it i'll cover it and i'll give you
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10 000 on top so you think like 30 year old women are just like used up did i say that well that i mean
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you kind of implied how wait no no no oh well how was that implied because you said plastic surgery
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to make yourself look older but i feel like in so when you're how would that how does how do you
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how did you arrive at that implication that older women are used up how did you arrive there wait so
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you're objecting to me so wait a 20 a 20 year old a 20 year old woman doesn't look older when she's
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40 like that's the implication but we said 30 so 34 is when i said i would look better when i'm 34
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so it's in my 30s yeah we will we will do a commensurate surgical intervention to age you to 34 okay
01:26:54.280
what would i what would i get done probably be like a little bit of wrinkles we probably sag your
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skin a little bit maybe a couple of sunspots that sort of thing i mean 24 to 34 is not a big jump
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but did you did you say 10 years or just 10 years that's just not 20 yeah we'll do it you want to do
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it no i don't but you're i'll just i'll age the way i'll age the way that i want you know just okay
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anybody else want it i'll i'll cover it i'm a gen i'll cover it plus 10k on top so i think all y'all
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said like 20 years better looking you said i didn't say 20 i said 10 remember yeah look who wants
01:27:31.960
i think it's i think it depends on how good you take care of yourself though
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anybody want to do the surgery no no that stays those are chemical peels facials yeah hydro facials
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like i've never done botox or anything in my life that stuff kind of scares me i watch botch too much
01:27:48.280
but you're 21 right you're 21 yeah but you said better you said 20 years better looking like at 41
01:27:54.760
yeah because by then i might have had like gotten more facials and stuff like you should
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you know what in that i got you so we're gonna do the 20 year age advancements uh plastic surgery
01:28:07.080
but we're gonna throw in we're gonna do it uh like a a goodie bag you get uh some some treatment like
01:28:14.280
some what is it acne hydro facials yeah sure we'll get you get we'll give you 10 facials we'll throw in
01:28:21.160
10 facials on top of the 10k and on top of comping the the age advancement surgery do you take it
01:28:27.960
i don't want to do anything plastic like surgery i recommend chemical peels okay they won't take it
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and prp facials how about this how about this if i could wave a magic wand that it wasn't plastic surgery
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that just right now you didn't a you didn't age in terms of like let's say the i don't know
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um people died 80 or something so if i age you forward it's just your looks you wouldn't age
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forward like 20 years internally but just looks wise just looks wise so magic wand i age you forward
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to 41 you you're not going to die sooner you're not going to have any health problems sooner just
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your physical looks do you take it no why not don't you want to be oh and here's the kicker
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you stay looking like that until for the next 20 years so it's not like you look 41 and then you in
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the next 20 years you end up at 61 you just stay looking the same the same for because y'all said i'll
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be better looking in 10 20 years so for that 20 year period you're going to stay exactly how you look
01:29:37.000
but aged do you take it why not i don't know the ai's kind of scared me now but wouldn't you want to
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be more beautiful i don't get it naturally yes all right okay they won't take my deal thanks i'm
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trying to i'm trying to be nice here all right uh we have a chat coming through from sandman uh
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oh no sandman donated 200 oh boy first tts get rid of chair six to save this episode
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if she's really a comedian then have her tell a joke also chair three what the actual f is that thing
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what thing what i don't get i guess they only hate comments wait what huh
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what the actual f is that thing oh they're oh i see yeah maybe it's like the thing on your neck or
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something like the necklace what are they talking about i don't know um do you want to respond do you
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you want to drop a joke yeah because you're a stand-up comedian right yeah
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okay so i had a really rough childhood i had to grow up really fast
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like i had my first job when i was 11 years old some people tell me it doesn't count because it was
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a blow job but a job's a job i get it i get it i mean we shouldn't talk i get it i just think 11 is a
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wild age to choose i know i have a number but damn no it's not a wild age to choose it's the truth
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the joke is true oh yeah the joke is true yeah okay well i don't think it's a joke if it's true
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no a lot of jokes are true i mean you can you can turn experience into comedy right but
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yeah i don't think that's that yeah that's just a little too touchy that one's a little touchy
01:31:55.160
yeah okay yeah that's like the go-to okay okay how about like just child i love the vibe like i
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love the vibe and the whatever podcast like it makes me feel weird to say the word vibe because
01:32:12.040
usually i only talk about vibe when i'm mentioning vibrators but like people are always
01:32:17.960
like do you vibe to taylor swift and i'm like no that's not funny the vibe you guys don't like that
01:32:30.680
i liked it it's silly it's silly right stop say that again said i liked it the way you said that
01:32:38.200
so much a lot the way you said that savannah is like the same way like if you i don't even want
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to say i like it wait why don't you guys like wait why don't you guys like the vibe one no it's just
01:32:51.000
like what was wrong with the vibe joke you know 11 year old one i get that that's touchy but the vibe one
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i just think that it's kind of played out women just being haha i have a vagina as their comedy
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like like it's a play on it's a play on the word vibrator no no i got it oh my god i didn't get it
01:33:13.720
yeah you just explained it to me no but it has nothing to do it has nothing to do with me being
01:33:18.520
thank you for explaining it has nothing to do with me having a vagina it's just like a joke about the
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word vibe i think what she's trying to say is it's sex related men tell sex related jokes all
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the time uh like not as much what not not as much as your favorite comedian yeah that's a good question
01:33:36.440
who's your favorite comedian i love well i don't i'm not gonna say i have a favorite but i love like
01:33:41.240
phil burr um other way nikki glacier uh yeah okay that makes sense isn't she cool nick yeah nikki
01:33:51.800
glacier had her first 15 minutes were on her bangin uh netflix special we're all about blow jobs first
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15 minutes you're literally proving her point bill burr never jokes about sex like i i mean maybe he
01:34:08.760
has but like really rarely it's okay for men can come up there and talk about oh my dick whatever
01:34:13.800
whatever like people won't say anything but if a woman talks about sex then suddenly oh she's just
01:34:19.560
talking about but she's making a criticism like a lot of female comedians like their jokes okay do
01:34:25.880
you guys want to hear an economics joke you guys want to hear a joke on economics yeah okay before
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you do though this is coming this show is coming this is coming through blasek donate 200 thank you
01:34:36.040
sir brian this is the best channel on youtube this show has opened my eyes to how messed up oh
01:34:42.680
shit that's crazy i am in shock at how high some women's body counts on society is doomed
01:34:48.920
society is doomed wow women need to stop killing people you guys that too many bodies yeah i don't
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have i don't have many bodies okay um you said you wanted to tell us a joke my economics joke like
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because my mom is like uh she was in a gang like i mentioned at the beginning of this
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and so we were very poor and so i noticed like a lot of differences between being in like a very
01:35:18.360
poor community and being in a very like um rich community like take for example like the eye contact
01:35:26.600
like if you're in a poor community not making eye contact is a sign of respect but if you're in a
01:35:32.440
rich community not making eye contact is a sign of autism or what i don't understand that one
01:35:40.920
in poor communities you can't make eye contact because it's a sign of respect like if you make
01:35:45.640
eye contact with someone it's rude you know what i mean like in a poor community where's the punchline
01:35:51.800
am i did is there more to the joke but in a rich community it's a sign of autism
01:35:56.520
autism was the punchline oh yeah the eye contact what the indicators of being in a rich place and
01:36:05.480
in a poor place i see or like the like in wealthy communities that's not bad or say like it was a
01:36:13.400
decent actually no no no this is not what i'm oh okay we got another one coming okay like okay so like
01:36:19.880
oh well fine if you don't no no go go ahead go go for it
01:36:29.240
he said boom who's cool next well it kind of has to be related to the situation oh well okay so
01:36:38.040
i like cheesy pun jokes like people like i'm a big fan of dad jokes like people always say like
01:36:44.280
you'll grow up turning into whoever you needed most as a child so i'm turning into a dad okay okay
01:36:52.840
that one was kind of that one that's good yeah i like that who are your guys's favorite comedians
01:37:00.680
bo burnham he's a good one silly cat williams yeah clane where did you send oh here we go
01:37:10.280
um oh clane you gotta we're on the laser the one that did the rose she's great clane if you're
01:37:17.880
listening we're on desktop so i need you to send it to the whatever instagram but it can't be
01:37:24.600
disappearing like you sent it disappearing and on desktop we can't see it so uh if you can claim
01:37:31.080
just send it like take the take the photo and screenshot like send it normally or whatever
01:37:36.120
all right we have uh vector vector donated two hundred dollars chair three if reincarnation
01:37:46.200
is real and you died and came back as the hottest woman in the world i still wouldn't date you because
01:37:51.640
of your past life you're basically banging animated sex dolls oh she i'll pull it back i'll pull it back
01:37:59.800
up when she's wait what's going on back there is she just dropped off oh okay okay got it is it like
01:38:08.520
yeah yeah um okay why does why would chair three care i'll pull it back up if some guy on the internet
01:38:17.000
doesn't want to date her because she slept with people like she why why would she care she might not
01:38:24.360
care she's not gonna care she doesn't care but now we know we'll find out if she cares when she gets
01:38:32.440
back okay uh she's coming back are you coming back okay katie you're okay all right some guy on the
01:38:40.760
internet that doesn't get laid ever won't sleep with you because of your sexual history what do you have
01:38:46.200
to say about that i'll play it again so she can hear it you can see the full thing vector donated two
01:38:51.640
hundred dollars chair three if reincarnation is real and you died and came back as the hottest
01:38:57.720
woman in the world i still wouldn't date you because of your past life you're basically banging
01:39:03.560
animated sex dolls do you want to respond to that i'm not even sure what that means i don't know
01:39:11.160
anyone animated um but my past life isn't it's work i don't do it like i do it for the money i don't
01:39:20.440
do it you know i'm not like that as a person like people see me on social media it's this like crazy
01:39:25.160
girl that takes certain like items and stuff like that but that's not me as a person like
01:39:31.240
my mates know me for me they've known me from the beginning it's just the front i put on sure uh
01:39:36.920
all right we're gonna get into some of the pre-show notes here so uh let's see we have sav we're
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starting with sav sav on your instagram it says your public enemy and then i think on like you also
01:39:47.320
say public enemy number one like what does that mean oh that's just um because i like have a lot
01:39:52.760
of guns and knives and stuff and i like shooting things and throwing knives so that's fun so you're
01:39:59.880
an american yeah do you own them illegally no why why would i admit to that on it why would she
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admit to it where's your certificate arizona area that's where i usually go shooting um what why does
01:40:17.800
that make you public enemy like you're you're legally owning firearms why does that make you a public
01:40:23.160
enemy because you can still shoot people with them yeah but like millions of americans legally own
01:40:31.160
firearms right i mean it's just uh you know it's not um it's not too deep it's not that deep i'm just
01:40:42.040
but because yeah you write in your bio public enemy but you you say the reason you put that in
01:40:49.640
your bio is because you own knives and firearms but right well why would that make you a public
01:40:55.560
enemy she's being cute i just let her talk she's a grown woman she can speak for herself go ahead
01:41:02.840
um i don't think there was a specific reason i just liked the way it sounded so i feel like it's
01:41:09.640
like a good branding you know for that type of public enemy number one sure why not who i think
01:41:16.040
let's let's i want to look at some public enemy number ones before you okay uh saddam hussein okay yeah
01:41:24.520
um well who else uh osama osama bin laden right so you are i don't know you're a terrorist no okay you
01:41:38.760
are you are you planning a like a shooting or something or what i don't know you said public
01:41:45.320
your public enemy right reason for being public enemy i own a bunch of knives and firearms i yeah
01:41:52.440
i also said it wasn't that deep like i'm not a terrorist i'm not planning on shooting anything up i
01:41:58.680
just like to yeah just so everyone knows that thank you for clearing that um i just like to have a lot of
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guns that's all that's dope i'm proud of you do you like feature your guns and your knives in your
01:42:11.160
of content not in my only fans content no yo jim thank you man md jim donated 199 dollars appreciate
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it man wow it's the downs amy schumer that is not true number one but thank you
01:42:26.280
bad faith and a self-proclaimed comedian shout out to kilo alpha tango in the chat kilo alpha tango
01:42:35.400
apparently they were good enough to think that i stole them so i'll take that as a compliment
01:42:43.240
oh wow you that's joke you know and the accusation you know in the vaudeville days people used to steal
01:42:49.080
each other's jokes wow thank you for that history lesson on comedy i did not steal any of those
01:42:56.200
jokes whatever that guy was uh okay that's cool um all right so going back to sav here you said
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uh you don't know what to oh to what extent to personal business we get into but
01:43:09.320
to go to the one but you said you i won't say the guy's name but you said you got knocked up a month
01:43:13.080
ago right right are you currently pregnant no so you got an abortion i did okay um and then he ghost
01:43:21.560
the guy who we won't name ghosted you because of your job right how long were you seeing him a couple
01:43:28.760
months a couple months did he i mean but it sounds like you disclosed so he knew yeah he knew but it
01:43:34.600
progressively became a problem for him i guess okay um and you said you had to make sure you won't get
01:43:40.920
sued for talking about that so you got preggers yeah were you on birth control yeah which i was on
01:43:48.200
the pill yeah were you just not taking it and no i was taking it i got back on it just a couple days
01:43:55.080
yeah i know i didn't even are you in your placebo week no i'm sorry that that happened to you thank
01:44:02.520
you no it's fine sorry she got an abortion um no i'm well yeah yeah that's like is it not a traumatic
01:44:09.080
experience um no really i mean i'm sure it is for some no i literally had one the day wait what oh
01:44:16.840
i literally had an abortion like last week why can you tell us again it's really bad i i'm on like the
01:44:25.080
pill and everything but i do my tests like every month like pregnancy tests yeah last week do you know
01:44:30.840
who the would have been father is yeah you said you do gangbang so do you know who the father would
01:44:37.880
have been or are you unsure it would have been my guy it was it would have been yeah it would have been
01:44:44.600
why were you so you were like oh my god i got an abortion i know a lot of people don't agree on it but
01:44:50.200
yeah it was costing you seem you seem kind of happy about the it was quite a three minute procedure
01:44:58.200
kind of thing but it's yeah um how long how long were you pregnant like how far long were you like
01:45:06.440
six weeks six weeks probably same thing yeah can can i you can ask did you get was was he famous yeah
01:45:16.360
oh can you say what genre of fame he was in like youtube youtube guy yeah okay can you get more
01:45:25.560
specific or you want to leave it like at youtube guy can you say like how many subscribers he has
01:45:31.560
i don't know honestly i've never looked at his youtube but um he does like destroying cars
01:45:37.880
oh content man i wish i i watched more youtube because i i feel like so you can also get knocked
01:45:44.840
no absolutely not okay she said i know who it would be for the team i just want okay um wait so you
01:45:51.640
were like dating him for like two three months like unofficially yeah i'm just seeing him okay
01:45:57.480
flew out to tennessee or did did you wait did you tell him that you were yeah i did what did what did
01:46:07.240
he want did he want you to keep it or to well it's it's actually funny because when i first met him he
01:46:12.600
told me that he wasn't against abortions but he just thought they should be only for medical reasons
01:46:18.600
then when i told him that i was pregnant he was like oh well there's nothing wrong with it i think
01:46:22.760
you should abort it so okay a little switch up there but i was gonna abort it regardless
01:46:28.520
abort it regardless okay and this you got the abortion a month ago ish ish did you get the medical
01:46:37.000
wait no you said you got knocked up a month ago but the abortion was more recently i mean it was
01:46:42.680
that's when i found out was like about a month ago and then i i got it like that week
01:46:51.000
good times was that your first abortion yeah it was
01:46:55.480
are you gonna congratulate me i'm not gonna say anything but um
01:46:59.640
it's okay uh okay so big youtuber knocks you up ghosts you because he just even though you told
01:47:07.640
him that you did of yeah he knew it was an issue for him yeah he watched too much andrew tate videos
01:47:14.200
i guess yeah oh my goodness he watched too much whatever podcast and here what wait question if he
01:47:21.080
was like babe i want to be with you let's get married let's have the kid would you have kept the kid
01:47:25.640
no but that dude's rich yeah he's rich like he could he could retire you from of i think
01:47:35.000
well i mean and like the like i considered that idea sure but um then i would be tied to him forever
01:47:41.960
and i don't want to be you don't want to be tied to a famous youtuber if you knew him in real life
01:47:49.000
he would understand online he seems fine but you want to link him up for a collaboration like you
01:47:54.600
want to get him on the podcast you want to link him like i'll send him right here and he can be
01:47:59.560
team brian yeah he can be team whatever like you down to link it up you know do a little networking
01:48:05.000
live no yeah i want to know now no i don't think so no okay well you know what
01:48:17.560
if you know what i could do are you kind of upset that he ghosted you um i was i'm not too much
01:48:27.640
anymore get him on the show i'll i'll i'll give him a i'll give him a little yeah the
01:48:32.360
fuck why are you ghosting my girl savannah why are you ghosting her bro why are you ghosting your baby
01:48:39.560
mama oh my god i will do it you down no how dare you how dare you have sexual intercourse with my
01:48:48.680
dear friend savannah and then just go did he did he he just ghost you he doesn't even say goodbye
01:48:54.360
yeah did he make sure you got the abortion first though he did yeah so you would he would double
01:49:00.680
check in he was double checking oh was he being all like sweet and be like oh baby no like trying
01:49:06.600
to push because he's like i don't want to pay child support i mean he was definitely being
01:49:10.200
nicer than normal yeah but he was trying he was making sure yeah he was making sure you got the
01:49:15.400
abortion it was very obvious yeah so he didn't pay for it either by the way oh no red fly what's
01:49:22.440
wrong with that so expensive uh well i said it was a two-person effort there you know i mean it
01:49:29.080
could have had it yeah it cost me like four thousand dollars oh wow oh my god it was what four
01:49:34.920
thousand dollars wait you got it done in the u.s yeah why am i that doesn't that's a lot i went
01:49:41.400
how much was it for you don't they just give you a hundred and fifty dollars yeah i didn't want the
01:49:46.280
side effect so i got it like in surgery you vacuum oh wait say that again sorry no vacuum yeah you got
01:49:53.960
it what and then you like awake but you get all the it's a three it takes three minutes and they just
01:49:58.840
vacuum it but it's yeah it's like three minutes of bad period pain and then you're all right after
01:50:05.320
yikes but my pregnancy tests don't show pregnancy what the fuck okay good talk we have some chats
01:50:12.920
coming through here graffito yo graffito good to see you man what is it with british girls being
01:50:20.280
the biggest three hundred and fours on the planet lily phillips bonnie blue and now this three hundred and
01:50:26.760
four in chair three like literally w tf wasn't she on the show lily phillips she was just on the
01:50:33.640
show like two weeks ago everyone loves her and she makes racks like everyone in the uk loves like
01:50:42.120
in the of and do you want to be like is she your hero yeah she makes like half a million a month
01:50:47.880
do you is she like your room is lily phillips your role model oh you're just like when i grow up i
01:50:56.920
want to well you guys are the same age but when i grow up i want to i inspire like she's got her
01:51:04.440
life that's so crazy that's for those who don't know lily phillips yeah she recently filmed a thing
01:51:09.080
where she fucked a hundred men apparently she's pregnant i don't believe that and then um and then
01:51:14.920
she's done a bunch of other crazy stuff like she she walks around in public with like come on her
01:51:21.320
face i was going to say the different way but yes um and now she's trying to aim for a thousand dudes
01:51:27.400
in a day she's also now senior citizens yeah now she's doing the senior citizen she's literally like
01:51:32.760
in a retirement home oh yeah donated two hundred dollars why not look into adoption i am a birth mom
01:51:40.440
why do you think your life is more important than your child did any other girls because we got two
01:51:46.280
like within the past couple weeks uh abortions have taken place any other recent abortion just
01:51:52.120
checking just getting at the temperature of the room here felicity have you aborted any fetuses
01:51:57.560
recently okay just checking just wanted to check make sure okay do you want savannah why did you
01:52:03.240
want to respond to happy lit angel why not look into adoption um because i would have to go through
01:52:10.840
nine months of being pregnant with um a baby that i'm not keeping with a guy that i don't want to be
01:52:17.400
with well you did kind of want to be with him prior to before the ghosting right and the pregnancy well i
01:52:25.000
mean like i i liked him but it wasn't gonna be long term we were not very compatible so you weren't
01:52:31.240
why not it's like politically and you you were fucking a trump supporter weren't you yeah i was
01:52:41.560
but didn't you know he was a trump supporter before y'all thought yeah i knew that why did you
01:52:45.960
fuck them well see it's to say like he knew i had an only fans and he had a problem with it like you
01:52:50.440
know you just so what you're saying is trump supporters have chance with you uh they can smash if they're
01:52:59.960
famous enough youtube videos well that's a fair question right um you will have sex with a trump
01:53:07.640
supporter but they have to make up for their okay well i never abhorrent wait you will have sex and
01:53:13.000
date a trump supporter but but they got to make up for their abhorrent political views in some other way
01:53:20.600
fair um maybe well yeah but like not by fame or money just like what about they have a really
01:53:29.480
good character besides their objectionable political views yeah i thought he was nice that's why i liked
01:53:35.880
him that's how they get you i know babe voted for trump make america great again you know i on the down
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low i i'm kind of cool with abortion yeah that's what got you right he's like you guys were first
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talking like babe in case i knock you up don't worry i'll support it's your choice to abort the child
01:54:00.360
i don't want he didn't say that though he was like okay i'm only for abortions if it's for medical
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purposes only it was medically necessary for you to i mean abortion yeah in my mind he didn't want you to get
01:54:14.680
fat right that was the medical reason that's obesity obesity is a medical condition yeah
01:54:29.960
what about you how many abortions have you had i don't know men can't get pregnant as far as i know
01:54:37.000
i've never i've never had a girlfriend you never had a wait no hey hold on there's more to that
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sentence i pause i pause frequently which gets me into trouble i've never had a girlfriend
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as far as i know have an abortion okay oh what about a non-girlfriend oh yeah a non-girlfriend
01:54:58.440
a non-girlfriend a girl a girl i've been having carnal knowledge with to my knowledge has not had
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a smush motion what if you had a girlfriend and she got pregnant and she wanted to abort it
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and what would you do would you be okay with it would i be okay with it
01:55:18.680
really i don't want a debate i don't want to debate abortion right now you know i don't want to get
01:55:23.160
into an abortion debate i mean well ultimately regardless of what i want i'll you know what
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i'll answer it like this regardless of what i want it doesn't matter under the law because
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it doesn't matter that's good whatever if i'm pro-choice pro-life she can choose either way if
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i'm pro-choice she can keep the kid if i'm pro-life she can abort the kid so in any case it doesn't
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fucking matter right good talk anyways moving on all right uh we have a message here from koblask
01:55:53.480
koblask coming in savannah you get to no felicity gets to read it because we need to hear from go
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ahead brian can you ask each of your guests what their thoughts are on the age gap relationships of
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white house press secretary caroline leave it and her husband nicholas i don't know what the
01:56:16.920
can you google that uh yo coastal thing for the soup chat andrew thank you for the soup chat we
01:56:24.600
have weatherman big fan of the pod love you brian trying to order this merchandise but i'm toasted on
01:56:29.320
the gas andrew is the goat long long the whatever podcast hope you sort that back out uh weatherman
01:56:37.800
thank you for the canadian 280 thank you so much man i really appreciate your super chat that's uh
01:56:43.720
uh very generous of you what is that like three dollars american uh just kidding no i think that's
01:56:49.240
that's very nice of you thank you man hope things are okay do you want weatherman do you want us to
01:56:54.360
annex you like or is this a call cry for help do you want to be annexed by america do you want trump
01:57:01.320
50 first date i don't think we should do it though that's a lot of liberal voters um coming into the
01:57:09.400
coming into the you know i'm not sure i'm how i feel about that okay uh thank you weatherman
01:57:13.640
appreciate it uh sav more of savannah's notes oh do we have the thing about the age gap well
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the difference is uh she the press secretary is 27 and her husband's 59 okay so she's okay the female
01:57:28.520
27 husband male 59 so that's 22 years wait 30 32 sorry got my numbers failed math in high school um
01:57:37.800
um okay 32 year age gap 27 59 going around the table do you is this an acceptable age gap or is it
01:57:46.280
does it give you the ick and is it creepy predatory or what i feel like it's a little weird but 27 is
01:57:52.440
old enough to old enough yeah to close to make your own choice to date a guy who's about to retire
01:57:58.280
yeah okay what about you i don't care it's fine you're fine with it okay what about you yeah you're
01:58:05.080
fine you're fine okay yeah that's fine fine okay sure sure you're cool with it okay yeah that floats your
01:58:11.960
boat right and they're both in powerful positions so it's not like one is taking advantage okay what about
01:58:18.280
you uh as long as they met after she was 18 then i don't see a problem okay sure yeah um going around
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the table have you ever been in an age gap relationship starting oh no never no okay no
01:58:33.640
i've never been in an age gap relationship okay yeah have you dated an older like an older guy
01:58:41.800
um so and by the way that's a 32 is really big i think like let's just say 10 years older
01:58:48.200
that that would be the benchmark for age gap um have you dated 10 year older no no no okay um i've
01:58:55.080
i've uh i've uh i've been i've uh sure what whoa you're a little yeah
01:59:03.400
was the rapper who was it sir mixalot no no i knew it was sir mixalot would you wait question
01:59:09.480
would you date sir mix it is pretty warm in here i was cold a second ago um okay well we can open a
01:59:15.640
little bit but uh sir mixalot would you smash uh no no no really no no maybe don't got back or what's
01:59:23.480
the problem no um baby um no i uh yeah i i guess i've uh dealt with someone that was older before
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not dealt but dealt had carnal knowledge no what no carnal no no no no okay dope what about you um
01:59:41.640
i've dated someone a little bit older about 10 years okay i i think i've had multiple age gap
01:59:48.520
relationships i yeah 10 years probably uh my husband is about seven years older than me
01:59:57.560
wait whoa whoa whoa hold on i was 18 he was 24 okay you met at 18 we met at 18 we met at work okay
02:00:04.680
okay yeah nothing creepy we've literally talked about it he's like if i met you a day before you
02:00:08.920
turned 18 we would not be together right now because we both think it's creepy if you meet when they're
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underage all right good times uh going back to savannah your notes here you said the last guy you
02:00:18.200
dated turned to god and got religious after meeting you because you have an of and he wanted to save
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you this is not the youtube guy yeah i wasn't gonna talk about the youtube guy but yeah sorry it's fine
02:00:32.840
you sent it i know my bad i know it's okay okay could i just have you scoot the microphone to the edge of
02:00:37.800
the table yeah and you too felicity um tell us about the guy i guess um he just like he was not
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religious when i met him and then he got super uncomfortable with the only fans thing i guess
02:00:50.600
and he turned to god and started praying so that he could save me wow and he still texts me sometimes
02:00:56.680
and tells me to find god and it's really sweet yeah that's nice i like that that's so that's rude
02:01:02.440
i think he says it in a very i think it's rude he says he says it in derogatory he's being
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condescending right yeah no he wants to save your soul is there anything i mean i get where he's
02:01:14.760
loving that he wants to save your soul yeah not to trigger you guys again but with the 11 year old
02:01:20.520
thing oh my god when when i when i was with that guy he would do that same thing he would be he would
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be like we were we were both 11 and he'd be like god doesn't want us to do this okay i don't think
02:01:35.720
we should talk about this topic yeah that's uh yeah we can't that's a lot of corn that's a lot of
02:01:42.200
damage that's a lot of censoring right there you guys are haters no no no i think it's definitely not
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a hater definitely not a hater definitely not a hater wait hold on hold on hold on hold on
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haters stop stop stop i think it's perfectly socially acceptable to be like i think 11 years
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or 11 years old is too young to be even if it's like the same age too young to be like having sex
02:02:04.600
or doing anything sexual now think about how it is these days when people have a camera now and
02:02:10.520
they're and they're snapchat stop bro no i'm just serious chill oh with real life
02:02:18.280
in terms of service yes i don't want to talk about children child that stuff stuff that we
02:02:26.040
literally were we're not yeah that we were literally told not to talk about okay all right you guys sorry
02:02:31.560
i'm sorry back back to the abortions back to the abortion you're so funny you guys are just haters
02:02:37.960
who've gotten abortions i don't know i'm saying let's talk about abortions now because because the
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consensual 11 year old exploring of each other is too much for everyone 25 you're saying some crazy
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shit right now that is not even you that's what's bothering me bro bro you're being goofy man do you
02:02:58.440
think people believe that i'm just saying whatever just go on moving on you're the one who thinks
02:03:04.680
you're a 10 and you think you're gonna be better looking than 100 years old who are you to tell me
02:03:08.840
deflection deflection moving on let's just move on if i want to stop everyone like attack if they're
02:03:17.000
whoa we don't want to talk about that we don't want to talk about abortion stop stop okay first off
02:03:22.680
we already moved off of abortion we're getting into this other thing i know this i know the the sun
02:03:28.440
revolves around you and you're super solipsistic and everything has to be about you we were talking
02:03:34.040
about sav and you're like hmm let me bring it back to this thing that nobody wanted to talk about
02:03:38.840
we were talking about the god thing he's a god man right cool we don't want to talk about your
02:03:44.440
situation when you were 11. okay we don't want to talk about it oh right let's move take a hint look
02:03:50.680
at a boundary we don't want to talk about that okay let's move on how about but i don't think anybody
02:03:55.480
here is a hater if they like vague if they object in general to like hey this is kind of inappropriate
02:04:01.480
for 11 year olds to be doing i think that's like perfectly fine and it's also kind of mean
02:04:06.040
they're a hater all right okay wait hold on fuck it just to be clear you're advocating for 11 year
02:04:16.280
olds to be engaging in that sort of stuff i'm saying that it happens and i'm saying now it happens
02:04:23.320
especially with no i don't want to i don't want to hear about the the image
02:04:27.320
shit don't talk about the image just ask me a yes or no question i guess okay so but i i understand
02:04:34.280
that yes it happens but like you said the way you framed it and maybe one of the girls can like help
02:04:40.680
jog my memory you said something about healthy exploration of sexuality i yeah i think that's
02:04:47.160
what you said maybe it was framed a bit differently i'm sorry at 11 years old how about we just say no you
02:04:53.720
shouldn't be doing that and don't explore it is what it is i'm not are there 11 year olds watching
02:05:01.240
this right now hopefully no i didn't know i didn't mean to to the majority put out a message to 99 of
02:05:08.120
our viewers are over the age of 18. okay okay then i'm not i'm not telling 11 year olds to to explore the
02:05:15.560
sexuality that's like you know i'm not i'm not saying that i'm just saying it that's something
02:05:21.000
that's happening wts yeah that's great yeah my like 13 year old cousin is watching that being said
02:05:28.440
because out of respect for brian which was spoken on before we started this podcast we're going to move
02:05:33.480
on to the next topic how about that because that is inappropriate at the end of the day and we don't
02:05:39.080
need to be talking about anything like that so on that note i'm too grown to be talking about stuff
02:05:43.880
like that oh we have a chat coming through oh we have to rank rank claim y'all wanted it
02:05:49.560
where's the picture i've been waiting i'll get it i'll get it hundred dollars not one of these should
02:05:55.000
pass on their genes most of you aren't worth the time long live andrew send pic on insta okay what was
02:06:02.840
the 19th amendment what what was the 19th amendment starting with you savannah it's women it's women's
02:06:09.240
right to vote right yeah okay it's one right to vote yes yep right to vote wait clane you sent it
02:06:16.680
all right let's check that again bro you said it disappeared clane it's it's uh this photo can only
02:06:22.040
be replayed once so clane try this um so i think what you're doing is you're you're taking the photo
02:06:28.120
inside of the instagram app take the photo on your camera and then then go into the instagram app
02:06:34.200
and then send the photo through because if you take the photo in the instagram app i don't think
02:06:39.880
you can send it for us to view it on desktop or just email it to me brian at whatever dot com and
02:06:45.880
then i'll get it forwarded but uh so if you're still watching clane here let me read a couple chats
02:06:50.920
here bro i'm out on that shit okay that's crazy man get the big crystal guys i got crystals here
02:06:59.000
at the table this is do we have a bigger one maybe yeah i'm gonna get i think you need a big amethyst
02:07:04.760
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02:07:11.640
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it man you're a legend thank you thank you all right guys so let's get right back into it so
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sav the religious guy right yeah before we got yeah interrupted there we were having a moment
02:09:08.120
so okay um he became christian you were you had already wait is this the the two and a half year
02:09:17.000
guy no this is a different guy you were dating yeah this was like a like a couple months
02:09:23.080
type of thing not official okay but sweet yeah um but he got religious and he tried to save you
02:09:35.320
yeah and then you guys broke up because yeah pretty difference of values yeah you did say being an
02:09:40.920
onlyfans creator does make it harder to date but we kind of talked about that already well are there
02:09:46.200
any specific problems that you wanted to touch on on that i mean i feel like we've kind of covered them
02:09:52.280
all just dating in general is a lot tougher with only fans have you encountered this initially well
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i think you have but initially the guy's okay with it yeah but only until like it gets further into the
02:10:05.800
relationship he's like you know what i thought i was going to be okay with it but there's some problems
02:10:13.240
yeah and it becomes an issue that's usually how it goes honestly what are there specific things that
02:10:19.160
they have an issue with is it like you messaging the other men is it the photos what is it like
02:10:24.280
specifically i feel like it's always a social media like just having a twitter and instagram and posting
02:10:32.360
um hot pictures on there okay huh i mean the only fans too but i don't make like videos with other
02:10:40.840
people so okay you said modern dating seems really transactional right yeah how much do you pay
02:10:52.040
are you just get what are you doing feel you paying you're paying for dates or what do you mean i feel
02:10:58.840
like um like in other ways not not exactly money but how give me an example like how so um what what's a
02:11:06.920
specific example from you of a dating situation that you felt was really transactional okay i need
02:11:13.640
to think about that for a minute was it the youtube guy he's like i mean yeah i feel like some guys just
02:11:19.560
want like uh like arm candy like somebody that looks good like they just want somebody that's gonna be good
02:11:26.680
for their image um and then you know i guess it could go the same both ways but i feel like there's always
02:11:35.560
some underlying thing for dating these days like it's not just dating because you like each other okay
02:11:43.560
well we can get into some of that more later going to katie uh you said you uh dated a famous soccer
02:11:52.280
player or footballer yeah i well i still have like seen him as a mate and stuff now but yeah i was it
02:12:00.360
like dating going out for dinner with him a lot who um i can't say his name but he played for arsenal
02:12:08.360
okay okay it's like premier league football yeah yeah yeah chat guess who it is um
02:12:16.600
okay so you dated him or you still have sex with him what you're saying um no like i still like chat
02:12:22.680
like mates like but oh mates okay yeah yeah yeah okay but it wasn't like a proper deep relationship
02:12:30.920
it was more like we just went out for food and like okay chilled a lot and yeah and then i saw on
02:12:36.680
one of your instagram posts i think that you made you make how much you make on of or made on of all
02:12:43.000
together yeah three million three mil okay but i also deal with the platform you think it's true savannah
02:12:50.680
i think what why do you why you you're the of dollars though yeah i mean american dollars no
02:13:00.280
pounds isn't it more isn't pounds more i think it is isn't it right now i'm less i think it's in
02:13:07.880
canada yeah what wait one british pound to one usd oh no one wait one pound sterling is 1.29 usd
02:13:19.800
so obviously i don't keep all that i've had to pay tax and that of course i've got property so three
02:13:26.040
so here it's three million pounds to usd would be yeah that would be 3.8 million usd
02:13:37.480
in that was less dollars maybe you grind it out yeah a lot of literally a lot of friends
02:13:45.000
don't do it they just they'll waste it all um well yeah fast money yeah yeah but i investing
02:13:51.480
and buying property you got two and one abroad in spain sav are you willing to disclose your uh
02:13:58.360
of moolah income i feel like it varies really depending on do you want how about total i don't
02:14:06.280
know total uh i just what what was the most you made in a month what was the most you made in the
02:14:11.320
month um like 60 000 60 in a month okay yeah most in a year um i don't know honestly i feel like this
02:14:21.480
year will probably be my biggest year have you made a mil in a year not in a year not a year okay half a
02:14:28.040
mil yeah i think around that all right um but so going back to your things uh are you willing to
02:14:34.920
show me proof proof like doesn't it show your of earnings on the dashboard i have it on my computer
02:14:41.880
not just on login on your phones no i do it on my laptop but i can send it through us if you can
02:14:48.600
add that's fine why would it be during the show or would you just send it after like when i go back
02:14:54.040
okay um you can put it on the instagram if anyone wants to see sure um you said that relationships
02:14:59.080
in this day and age should be open should be open yeah because i think it works better i feel like
02:15:04.280
there's a lot of relationships okay people out there like in relationships and the guy i what i found
02:15:11.640
from previous boys that i've like tried dating is they're always looking for better like you could
02:15:17.320
be the best person ever like i don't know celebrities for example they're like together and the
02:15:23.400
woman's maybe stunning but the man's always going to look for more i feel like you could be a 10 and
02:15:28.920
he'd still want more oh so like the men would still cheat i'm worried i worry i've got a trust thing
02:15:34.680
so it's better with how i've got it uh i need to actually step away for just a moment but i know
02:15:39.800
sav you actually disagree with this and i don't know if the other girls disagree with open relationships
02:15:44.920
so if you guys want to have a exchange just while i step away for a moment just one thing uh sav if i
02:15:50.120
could have you scoot the microphone to the edge of the table and just one thing for these cameras
02:15:54.120
i know she like normally you want to look towards the person when you're talking but if you can just
02:15:58.520
kind of try to be a bit more straight uh not with your sexuality if you're bi it's okay but just be
02:16:05.720
straight when you're talking go ahead take it away sav you disagree go ahead i do disagree um i am
02:16:11.960
insane and i could not do that um if i'm worried about somebody cheating on me i just wouldn't date
02:16:19.000
them period yep absolutely yeah i mean i think you know some people like that like polly i think some
02:16:26.360
people like that me no yeah no yeah i could never do that um no just me that's it i'm no i'm like a one
02:16:34.120
man kind of woman yeah i don't like sharing i think it's very i don't know yeah everybody has
02:16:38.840
their preference i'll have like a lot while i live yeah like i will you lucky you left
02:16:47.080
i'm a tourist so i'm like a loving loyal down to earth yeah i wouldn't have gone that way if it
02:16:53.880
wasn't for of yeah but the thing is is because i do it with yeah i think it's a little different for
02:16:58.760
you yeah i can't understand that so i don't like it i don't like it okay so if if you don't like it
02:17:06.120
then why are you saying that all relationships should be open like your your thing that you
02:17:11.720
that brian said that you said i don't know if you actually said it but he said that you said
02:17:15.160
that in there i would say for my job my job okay that's fair like if you're in the corn industry
02:17:20.360
that's where i understand that's totally fair right i wish i didn't like deep down i wish i did
02:17:26.040
not only fans but if you were not you have three houses but i have a lot of people that don't like
02:17:32.200
what i do and i'm worried i couldn't just go into i would love to be just a gym girl you know then go
02:17:36.680
do that so are you trying to like just like get set up and then like you think i will actually
02:17:40.840
gonna bring something else i feel like do this forever because i want him to stay loyal to me
02:17:44.760
down the line it's just now i mean i feel like three million dollars in three houses is kind of
02:17:48.680
set up enough to stop doing like invest especially if you're maybe 23 and then i might stop yeah
02:17:55.640
yeah i mean especially like especially if you're being honest with like i don't like it i don't
02:18:01.080
want to do it because i had an of for like three months like four years ago and it destroyed my
02:18:06.840
mental like i yeah it changed my mindset of like sex and stuff from something that you do for
02:18:14.520
enjoyment to a job right so like it impacted my relationship with my husband at the time like he
02:18:21.000
he was we weren't married at that point and he was okay with what i was doing because we hadn't
02:18:26.200
gotten religious yet but uh was was it his idea no no we were struggling and it was coveted
02:18:35.000
it's a quick fix but it's but that's the thing is it wasn't right like it is if you already have
02:18:40.440
a platform or if you're ready to do or if you're willing to do these like crazy scenes like you with
02:18:44.840
the gang bangs and everything yeah i hate it but i know it's money it's really bad i i only did solo
02:18:50.040
stuff and even just doing solo stuff it's still like fully impacted my relationship with sex
02:18:55.320
right so if it's already impacting you like you say it is like you literally just said i hate it
02:19:00.120
i don't like the fact that he like last week will go do it with like someone and pay someone and that
02:19:06.200
makes me like thinking in my head yeah like you've got me like so why not but then it's how it is
02:19:12.840
why not only make boy girl content with your boyfriend and close the relationship i should
02:19:17.400
yeah yeah that's a great idea i think just like if you want to if you want to keep doing only fans
02:19:21.720
because of the money aspect then why not just do it with your boyfriend if you don't like the concept
02:19:26.360
of open he only does pov so no face and we found that people like the other creators like the big
02:19:32.440
creators the guys that i collab with have gotten to be like 100k on insta because they put their face in
02:19:36.840
that makes me like so much more than just my guy yeah but you know what i've just got to think that
02:19:43.000
he didn't get feelings for these girls yeah does it because i i don't know and i know these girls
02:19:47.800
i've met them i know they're just there for one thing and they'll leave yeah i mean he's not going
02:19:51.640
on dates yeah i've been in an open relationship where it's like one-sided open because i i'm bi so
02:19:56.200
the guy was with at the time was like you can go bang other women yeah um but like i'll stay faithful and
02:20:01.800
even that dynamic was like super weird right because you're sharing your like yeah exactly
02:20:07.640
like if you're in a committed relationship with somebody i personally believe that like giving
02:20:13.640
it up for anyone else is kind of like just for my man only yeah like it's it's kind of kind of i mean
02:20:21.960
i'm like strictly dickly so i'll go one way on the choo-choo train
02:20:25.480
i think it's hard to share yeah it's incredibly hard to share like it'll fully it'll fully impact
02:20:31.640
your own personal like security within yourself right because you see him like say he went and
02:20:37.400
banged someone who was like blonde hair green eyes like a zero right like oh they're bad looking than
02:20:43.640
me exactly so it's it's gonna impact your mental health so why not just like you you've made the
02:20:51.000
money you've made more money than a lot of people making their entire lives you've got houses for
02:20:56.360
residual income like you can make them airbnbs you can rent them out you can do whatever i do with
02:21:00.360
one of them yeah and it does well like yeah especially like you said you have one in spain
02:21:04.440
like yeah yeah okay so what would be your cutoff point like when you think that would be here uh
02:21:11.880
what in terms of money what i've made or well i mean just in terms of like continuing doing only
02:21:16.200
fans like when would you stop like what would make you feel comfortable enough to stop at that
02:21:19.560
like once i've got maybe one more property that i want to buy i'm trying to save for now
02:21:24.920
i'll probably stop because this whole abortion thing is crazy yeah that's definitely a toll on
02:21:30.280
your mental health yeah especially because you had the like actual procedure where they go up
02:21:33.880
and do all that i wouldn't i would have kept it if it wasn't for of you know what i mean i want to
02:21:39.240
stop that's hard yeah that that's really rough yeah uh people will pay a lot of money for
02:21:45.320
pregnant stuff people are weird i wouldn't um weird fetishes out there let's just say
02:21:50.280
i i made a bunch of money on of blowing up balloons and lingerie like no nudity or anything
02:21:54.440
yeah i sell my nappies i sell everything yeah your feet yeah i had people that i knew in person pay me
02:22:01.880
for like feet pics which i had the craziest stories from people it started off with yeah that's usually
02:22:07.560
how it is right like it's a gateway you're selling your body a little bit and then you start selling it
02:22:11.320
all of it right yeah uh but i just used to like you know go on like adult sites when i first started
02:22:17.880
and i used to screen record someone else's pv and pretend it was because i was like i don't want to
02:22:22.120
do it and then one day i was like i'll just do it but you know when you see money coming in it's like
02:22:26.440
yeah yeah you don't want to stop yeah money money's basically a drug like they hate me like yeah i had
02:22:31.000
to move to london yeah especially because like with the economy and how expensive everything is
02:22:37.240
man i i don't know how it is in the uk and i know nothing about it's expensive yeah yeah
02:22:43.400
how much is the tax i mean the federal tax is about to be abolished so uh i think it's like
02:22:48.280
30 i think it's like 33 it's like a third of your income yeah yeah um but yeah i i just think if you
02:22:55.000
are already seeing the detriments that it has to your mental health and the relationships that you're
02:22:59.400
forming with other people yeah yeah exactly my family you know yeah how does your can i ask how
02:23:06.600
does your family feel i'm not pleased with it i come from good backgrounds okay uh doctors so then
02:23:13.960
there's a heart surgeon and then there's just me was the initial draw just the money was that like
02:23:20.040
the reason you started it the freedom because i was in a normal job in like a little cafe and then
02:23:25.400
the pay was like four pound fifty which is like nothing in your money or like five dollars it was
02:23:30.680
cheap and then started it um but i used to do youtube in school and that did well i got to like
02:23:36.680
20k on insta with like the fashion i used to get pr like what they call it pr in the uk yeah but then
02:23:43.000
i saw like a lot of girls did over then just grew did that and only fans has definitely become a big
02:23:49.000
thing yeah yeah and then you've got like the girls that was he was saying like bonnie blue they go too
02:23:53.800
extreme like that yeah that's a little while with the 24 hours 100 guys yeah i don't i don't know
02:23:59.880
the bonnie person but i saw that lily lily phillips or whatever when she was out in 100 yeah and like
02:24:05.400
her next school is a thousand whatever like that she's wanting to do the old man yeah and then she
02:24:09.640
went on podcasts after the hundred crying about how it like impacted her mental health and then
02:24:14.680
turns around and says she wants to do a thousand i feel like a lot of this is just for publicity though
02:24:19.800
oh absolutely yeah you know it's like that in mind yeah i would say she's a smart girl she's public
02:24:28.200
she's marketing herself she we're talking about her right now so you do you absolutely need to be
02:24:34.680
a certain level of smart to be able to market yourself however i'm pretty sure lily phillips
02:24:39.400
has an agency yeah and has people that do it for her or that found her because i subbed to her i
02:24:46.760
met i subbed to lily phillips i wanted to see how the replies are it's all to me she does not have
02:24:51.880
she's got like um 10 000 subscribers plus on different platforms and there's no way that you
02:24:57.160
can talk to all of those people as one person like it's just yeah you have an agent team manager
02:25:02.600
yeah like it's it's a scale thing right like you you do it all yourself sav you said you do it all
02:25:08.520
yourself too but once you hit that point of like 5k plus people trying to talk to you all the time
02:25:14.600
i don't reply to everyone i bring most of my money through the subs and then they just see it on my
02:25:18.840
wall like it's more of the subs that make me the money yeah it'll be like 50k in subs and 20k in
02:25:25.800
subscribers oh yeah okay gotcha so yeah this yeah there's a girl in america do you know who sophie
02:25:33.320
rain is i've heard the name she's like brunette yeah she makes six millimeter yeah but she doesn't do
02:25:40.440
anything right yeah and this is the like that's the dancing and stuff yeah i mean like her marketing
02:25:45.800
is like a christian like she's a virgin oh she's never slept with her one you have to find a niche yeah
02:25:51.640
like if you look at belle delphine back when she was like a super big thing like she did no nudity
02:25:56.840
she had the pasties on all the time and then the moment she started doing full nudity the internet
02:26:02.120
stopped talking about her because everyone knew what she looked like now there was no more mystery and
02:26:06.360
it was like okay bye like we don't care about it anymore right so it gets to a point where it's like
02:26:12.040
you see so many naked people all the time like it kind of becomes dull yeah super dull like that's
02:26:18.920
why corn addiction is an issue and all i mean i guess for some people i have not experienced that
02:26:23.640
though because i only do solo stuff i've never had to do anything crazy to get subscribers or keep
02:26:28.280
people around so i guess that's probably just depends on like the audience yeah definitely damn i hate to
02:26:34.760
announce this but you know it's i'm looking at the analytics here oh god the analytics you know
02:26:44.120
as soon as i leave you have such a pretty face brian everyone just literally literally the
02:26:51.800
analytics i'm like you're the main one we lost like a thousand he's gone gone you're the main one of the
02:26:57.320
show rip okay wait what what the what's that did you guys put something in my drink no okay wait can
02:27:06.040
you say dracarys really quick and look into this camera and say why would i say no why would i no
02:27:11.480
no it's no that's not bad it's not no dracarys dracarys no i'm i'm good i don't even know what
02:27:19.720
that means i'll wrap here i'll wrap if you say dracarys because you look like emilia clark
02:27:27.240
right that's her name right from game of thrones i think you're right let's say it regularly so he can
02:27:32.120
wrap what does that mean though i'll tell you i'll tell you what it means so when she's she has her
02:27:37.240
drag it's an instruction to her dragon to uh breathe fire it's like okay i mean i hope you're
02:27:43.720
telling the truth don't make me look no no you're not saying no nobody here has seen game of thrones
02:27:49.240
i've never watched game of thrones i've never really watched my show dracarys i think i watched
02:27:53.080
maybe one hour that's what you saw dracarys dracarys dracarys all right i'm only going to say it one
02:27:58.120
time now don't make me repeat myself all right into this into this camera look deep into this camera
02:28:02.920
look at the camera dracarys whatever no don't look at me look into the camera i wasn't looking
02:28:07.800
at you i was looking at look into the camera dracarys what dracarys dracarys but don't cry you put a
02:28:14.120
question mark at the end dracarys exclamation put an exclamation mark at the end dracarys
02:28:21.480
there you go i give it like a b-minus it was okay it was all right good it's better than
02:28:26.600
wait what i'll take the b-minus i'll take the b-minus what is some other
02:28:29.320
shit that uh daenerys said in game of thrones that we could ever say um here let me i'm gonna
02:28:35.960
google did you say quotes i didn't i definitely didn't say that i definitely did definitely not
02:28:43.720
on camera saying that i want to no fuck alexis likes rap i'm just kidding i like what i like
02:28:48.920
rappers no i don't like rappers i only dated one rap i only dated one rap room uh i wanted to see
02:28:55.800
him rap that's why what is oh yeah come on now hold on he's trying to avoid it he's pretending
02:29:01.320
can you say the following i'm actually uh can you say the following wait where oh my goodness what
02:29:07.560
my googles oh i'm daenerys stormborn of the house targaryen of the blood of old valyria you lost me
02:29:14.040
you lost me already yeah i lost you yeah i don't watch that show okay yeah me too i'm more of a harry
02:29:19.640
potter type you're more of a harry potter type um wait so you want me do you actually want me to
02:29:24.280
rap or can you let me no no no i'm definitely one can you let me off the hook please no we need
02:29:29.160
brian slim you know what how about this yeah i i wanted to do i want you know how sir mixalot
02:29:35.000
his claim to fame i don't know why he keeps saying that i don't even know so you know back in the
02:29:40.520
you know how back in the 90s yeah actually i think i know who that is but i don't know baby got back
02:29:45.640
okay i don't know who that how they how he looks like but well that's but so i recently i was like you
02:29:53.000
know what makes you think that the rapper guy i i was with for 10 years what makes you think he's
02:29:57.960
older than me he's like he was only a year older than me oh i don't know i don't know nothing crazy
02:30:03.640
wait you want to hear me rap or not you gotta let me let me let me let me hydrate myself
02:30:08.680
uh come on out ryan you stalling now i got this so i pulled up the lyrics because here's what i did
02:30:14.920
is um you the the reason i'm bringing up sir mixalot is he had a big he had a song about
02:30:19.560
like having a preference for women with large butt buttocks buttocks and i have a thing for
02:30:26.040
women with large labia so i was like how can i how can i do how can i do like the the white boy
02:30:41.720
so i asked i asked grok which is the twitter ai to write me a rap song about about how i date
02:30:51.400
women with fat big giant fat labia so okay i'm gonna i want to pick the best one though so let
02:30:56.680
me see how yeah there's one thing that's here uh now that one's kind of lame uh
02:31:03.000
uh uh okay this is it's super corny wait fuck uh wait where is it uh
02:31:15.640
um okay all right this is so cringe but i'll do it because i made a deal so i'm a man of my word
02:31:22.440
all right that's good i've dated gals from maine to timbuktu short ones tall ones even one named sue
02:31:28.680
but when i see large labia strutting my way i'm drooling like a hound on a barbecue day
02:31:33.800
i don't care about hair or fancy shoes large labia is the only muse i choose
02:31:41.000
swipe left on a small i'm a picky old coot large labia ladies got me glued to the root
02:31:46.840
large labia ladies they're my jam bigger the labia the happier i am large labia flapping like a flag in
02:31:52.520
the breeze i'm a mauler and large labia lord yes it just sounds like you're reading large labia queens
02:31:58.040
i'm your number one fan large labia loves my whole dang plan okay i can't do more that's it
02:32:02.440
i ain't going into verse two there you go big baby eyes i'll sign you right now wait hold on
02:32:07.240
there's more i met a guy like he likes it he likes it met a gal with large labia down at the fair
02:32:14.040
she winked and her labia waved in the air oh i said ma'am that's the largest labia i can't resist
02:32:20.680
let's two step to the beat of that okay well whatever okay let's ask the chat what they make
02:32:25.320
that image yeah that was incredible that's a that's grammy worthy right there yeah thank
02:32:30.120
you yeah i like that grammy i win for the largest labia clane donating clane bro send me a photo
02:32:36.360
really surprised people pay to send me a photo she has the face i imagine when try to keep from
02:32:42.360
finishing i think he meant three here's what we're gonna claim here's what i'm doing i'm gonna help
02:32:46.200
you out bro i am going to download your profile picture oh on instagram yeah please i am really
02:32:54.040
surprised that people paid he's gonna be like i i feel i feel like you meant three because of the
02:32:59.880
of because you don't have an of i don't have a of people don't i don't i hope this pulls up
02:33:06.120
i don't know if it will okay private chat damien all right you're gonna pull that up i bet he's gonna
02:33:11.800
pay just pull it what are some the content what are some good quotes from denaris though because you
02:33:17.160
really you could be a like a doppelganger for amelia clark you know what we found i i did get a lot of
02:33:23.880
that when my hair was white though but with the braids too i had the braids here's the problem
02:33:28.520
though like i could have made bank before season eight but that was a catastrophe yeah so you would
02:33:37.160
nobody cares about game of thrones anymore they they butchered it they ruined the most valuable
02:33:41.640
intellectual property since star wars that's another conversation they may have a dragon you
02:33:47.160
you could still make a killing you know doing what being a impersonator a look-alike i'm trying to be
02:33:54.360
nobody about myself right i'm good i'll let her do her from denaris yeah
02:34:02.440
does she denaris doesn't have any good lines you know at least uh okay look oh jesus christ wow oh wow
02:34:12.200
michael you know what i know kyle and i and we know slowly but no no to either and no to chance
02:34:18.040
not a chance either yeah uh no no chance the rapper chance chance the rapper you know what that's funny
02:34:25.240
that guy who is you don't know chance the rapper bro you think no no no i did not you know i wasn't
02:34:33.080
kyle's i wasn't kyle's music video though i wasn't kyle's music video oh yeah i know you definitely
02:34:37.800
no i wouldn't you could show me a photo of him i wouldn't know you wouldn't know who chance the
02:34:41.240
rapper is wait i didn't know what kendrick lamar looks like until i've watched the super bowl
02:34:47.400
shut up i'm dead serious that is some yt people's shit white you're white i'm not i'm cuban oh you're
02:34:55.080
latina yeah yes i am but you're white latina you're white latina yeah i'm okay with that
02:35:00.200
latina okay but no i'm not you know kendrick no no you think i listen do you think i'm cool
02:35:07.160
i don't think you listen to rap but i'm just you think i'm cool enough to be like
02:35:11.880
actually we were listening you know what we i was listening to a rap song mob mob deep shook ones
02:35:19.880
we were listening to yo chat we were listening to i was listening to shook ones part two before the
02:35:27.640
show wait is that who is that one see you got you guys deal with this new school
02:35:32.520
shit shook ones mob deep i don't you know who my deepest i don't you don't know who my deepest
02:35:38.440
no oh you don't know kendrick you don't know chance you don't know mob deep yeah i'm saying
02:35:43.720
you don't know how they look like you were all right what's that song 98 till infinity wait 98 till
02:35:51.160
i know i've heard some of that you don't know souls of mischief do you know souls of mischief i mean
02:35:56.280
i'm sure if i heard the song or something huh 93 93 93 till infinity you don't know that song you
02:36:08.680
should wrap up since you probably maybe play it you can play it right because then it'll get
02:36:13.240
yeah copyright yeah wait do we have the claim picture these girls want to see claim pull up claim
02:36:18.600
boom oh look at the pup you know you know who he looks okay claim i mean you know the dog in
02:36:25.400
there yeah oh you got the girls with the dog he looks like the guy who plays charles broyle on
02:36:30.760
brooklyn 99 i don't know the actor's name terrible is this the guy that's been roasting everyone
02:36:37.240
he insults this is the guy that's been insulting yeah i mean you look like a
02:36:43.880
three maybe wait you got you got more to say tell them how you feel tell us how you really
02:36:49.320
feel say we're not wasting any more breath on that bitch oh oh shit clan
02:36:53.560
shots fired shots fired he's gonna come he might come from he's gonna spend it on a 200 let's go
02:37:02.040
i think nobody nobody heard it i think he was like a four or a five i said 3.5
02:37:06.680
i don't i think to be below a five you've got to be real ugly why isn't he a 10 i mean he's not
02:37:13.320
a 10 in my book but he could be a 10 in somebody else's but for me he's not a 10 at all sorry clay
02:37:17.640
man i'm sorry i think sorry not sorry but why isn't he a 10 that's why is he forgot what he looks
02:37:22.600
like wait do we have the gender special do we have gender swap your dog's cute but no no discord
02:37:30.680
get us the gender swap we got we have to do gender swap with this group who's discord gender
02:37:37.480
swap ai gender swap we need it we need it for this group okay let's let's get through the notes all
02:37:42.280
right uh katie katie we gotta get through your notes here okay
02:37:47.560
your job you say your job helps men out that don't get sex from their wives
02:37:52.680
yeah that's real you got a lot of husbands up in them
02:37:56.280
well yeah a lot of my subs are married men and they like the a lot of the money comes from
02:38:04.360
like the video calls and they're calling me like while their girlfriend sleeps quite mad really how
02:38:08.920
many i'm not surprised with that is that what makes you feel more like it's more sustainable
02:38:15.800
to be in an open relationship because you have so many men that are already married that are
02:38:20.600
i just feel like there is a lot out there like a lot of people even that i know that i
02:38:24.840
know from school that i think the boys are so loyal and then they're actually subbed to me now
02:38:30.280
and i never would have thought they'd be like that like cool it's just mad so i'm you have a bunch
02:38:37.480
of notes here though katie uh you said you like to ride and sometimes do it on your family's sofa
02:38:43.880
oh no basically it's something that um do they know this basically what made me go quite viral was
02:38:53.160
um got this old guy um he's like a daddy in the back of my videos and i used to like
02:39:01.320
daddy i i filmed like in lingerie i used to like take my dressing gown off in front of him on like
02:39:08.120
just a tick tock and like not get naked and stuff and um yeah it'd go viral because the men would
02:39:13.960
sub and be like oh they found that like nice if that makes sense wait is it your actual father no
02:39:19.560
like it's just like an older dude oh god that you just twerk in front she's like my daddy
02:39:25.240
and basically my father it's daddy not daddy it's daddy with a c it's daddy okay
02:39:31.480
i never called it a daddy uh you said daddy then this one this one's crazy you said you love taking
02:39:37.160
prime bottles up there and you drink it after oh prime is gross have you done that savannah
02:39:43.080
let me put it up with the bottle no i've never put anything unconventional up there what is
02:39:48.760
pride oh my god have you ever seen how gross you're stuck up there what well i mean that's
02:39:55.640
dangerous that's never mind that's so dangerous yeah yeah like people i've heard stories where
02:40:01.000
girls have to go to the hospital like that one bottle wait you said that wait really quick you
02:40:05.640
said the the youtube guy you're doing he destroys things like or what did you say that's what you said
02:40:13.080
yeah i just we'll just let's leave it but did what did that extend itself into the like the
02:40:18.440
bedroom like he's like i'm trying to destroy you oh no did he say some cringe like that i mean he did
02:40:25.240
well oh no oh my god i gotta know who she's talking about okay now go to youtube wait so you put prime
02:40:32.760
bottles in and around your vagina yeah does that not hurt it does and kitchen utensils and stuff
02:40:40.440
kitchen utensils get the tongs grab the barbecue socks pull it out now
02:40:47.240
that's like the thing that people find mad about me like i do things like that on you can't do it on
02:40:53.400
of you have to do it on another platform oh so do they ask you you can't put bottles up inside your
02:40:58.680
hood on i won't let you do anything like outdoor anything to do oh outdoor but anything to do with
02:41:05.160
like that is my on another platform which i do so thank you for yeah i want to go home uh you said
02:41:13.160
you're selling weird which you wrote it you wrote wired oh yeah it's weird i probably might spell it
02:41:20.360
uh wire weird items you sell like underwear and stuff is it yeah like one oh nail you sell your
02:41:27.880
nail clippings yeah damn what people know i've heard some crazy savannah why are you shaming i'm not
02:41:34.200
i'm whoa that's crazy oh my god why are you uh kink kink shaming i'm kink shaming the men not her
02:41:43.160
kink shaming that's that's weird you can't say it's not weird to buy something i think it's okay
02:41:52.520
i think it's weird but i feel like you would you're more open-minded because you're because
02:41:57.000
you're you do of you do hurt what she does i do not do you don't do you don't do that but you do the
02:42:02.520
oh wow she don't be doing the prime bottles right but it's so low simple in the kitchen
02:42:07.800
you can't get the chick i've like oh my god wait guys guys guys guys just remind her guys
02:42:15.480
remind her just one microphone every time i've sold like underwear a few times but i've never
02:42:22.040
sold nail clippings that's what but she's i said you sell panties i have like twice
02:42:29.080
it's a good selling point if you got into it a lot like really just selling just a lot of work
02:42:36.920
i've heard like bath water like cereal milk women men guys you know what bro but the reason we don't
02:42:45.880
send that it's like wait you said dry skin from the bottom of your feet yeah yeah but you know what
02:42:51.320
they're paying good money 500 pounds that's disgusting so it's like parmesan cheese
02:42:57.640
do you just like get it in a bag oh you know like grate it into a bag so i don't know if grading is
02:43:04.120
the right word like if you know you know your feet done or like the nail salon is a cheese grater
02:43:09.400
yeah what is that parmesan for your pizza later like oh god wow how much do you charge for that yeah
02:43:19.480
like 500 pounds okay for first the skin yeah and then use underwear
02:43:25.960
i'm sorry for her i'll pay for her okay but i actually do it on the site if you
02:43:33.960
now can i ask is that um your idea is that more of like they're what they're wanting what they're
02:43:38.840
wanting like so okay so someone like specifically messaged you and said can i buy your foot skin
02:43:45.320
skin yeah we'll go get a pedicure i'll be right back i'm inspired how much do you charge for the
02:43:53.800
nail clippings that you send 500 pounds which is like your money 550 dollars
02:44:01.000
you do all 10 nails do you do your nails i get my nails done but it'll be at a salon
02:44:06.840
and i'll collect it does that include cuticles sorry it's just the nail that's extra that's just
02:44:12.920
the extra someone's gonna clone you you know what but we don't do anything to do with like um that's
02:44:18.200
crazy but we only can see and what do you think they do with the nail clipping
02:44:25.560
what if they frame you i don't know i don't know tmi for me that's interesting i just like i don't
02:44:30.760
care i don't i just think what's in people's heads i'm not hungry anymore nice okay wow that's uh
02:44:40.280
that's pretty crazy uh okay so i guess getting back into the rest of your notes you said uh your
02:44:46.440
granddad is next to start throwing what so you know the dad thing that i do you put panties on his
02:44:54.520
head so but it's not your dad it's like some random so now i'm gonna do someone older it's just
02:44:59.320
like um for like the promotion like the marketing that i do run around an older guy there's a girl
02:45:07.400
that does it yeah get the rocks get the rocks that's cool um you said you wanted to talk about
02:45:14.120
okay the open relationship it should be a thing you're in an open relationship it works better
02:45:18.040
because you can collaborate with cop couples where the women what woman women is the cuck okay so cut
02:45:24.840
queen yeah like i've done it before with like a couple and then the woman watched the wife would
02:45:31.320
watch and while you were getting hit okay yeah you said uh can men and women be friends do the fact
02:45:36.840
we were born to f each other and it's a very controversial typey topic oh you wrote t-i-p-i can
02:45:44.360
men and women be friends yeah but women and women have sex with each other too and men and men have
02:45:49.960
sex with each other too men and women can be friends yeah they can yeah i have a lot of guy
02:45:54.760
friends that are just my friends i honestly i would debate it but they get they can be friends it
02:46:01.640
depends like how friendly i just don't think it's not just mates with i don't even think it's an
02:46:06.120
interesting topic to debate though so i would i just disagree with you guys but i just i also disagree
02:46:10.920
with you it's not that interesting has anyone seen harry met sally when harry met sally
02:46:15.240
it's been a long time it's an old love yes i've seen the movie why because that's what their
02:46:23.480
uh argument is the whole movie they're like men and women cannot be friends men and women cannot
02:46:27.720
be friends so what did the movie and then do they end up together in the end well i'll let you guys
02:46:31.800
watch it so it's probably okay to spoil a 30 year old movie or whatever spoilers on the whatever
02:46:39.640
podcast they haven't watched it by now watch it it's good it's like uh
02:46:47.480
darth vader darth vader is i think it's okay i think it's okay if we talk about okay um last week
02:46:55.400
you said you got a call from a fan who bought a first class ticket for you to dubai yeah yeah
02:47:00.920
so flew first to f him and he was how old he's like 85 oh and what about him so he he was one of
02:47:10.680
my fans and that's why i went like i went on holiday in dubai because my job's illegal there
02:47:17.560
so he flew me there and then on from now he flew me he lives in sydney that's why we went australia for
02:47:23.720
four four weeks okay and met him did i i didn't do full-on i did like a little bit with him and
02:47:31.480
then he paid me a lot of money how much like six grand that's it six grand and you said he had the
02:47:39.240
what zeros he had what oh it's like a hand job no but what did he have what do you mean what did he
02:47:46.840
have in your notes what did he have what did he have he had the big biggest oh yeah yeah yeah
02:47:58.840
i was still working at that did your manager write this shit for you bruh
02:48:03.320
she doesn't it'll be me it'll be my spelling okay um so he was 85 you said he had a massive pp um yeah
02:48:10.680
which i was quite like what the hell wait hold on he got you he lived in australia you live in the uk
02:48:18.360
he got you a ticket because you have to go to dubai first do you yeah then you have to go from dubai
02:48:25.240
on has anybody here been to australia not yet no i did a transfer there wait is this you if you live
02:48:31.880
in the if you live in europe this guy he surfs bro he's like nah that's bullshit i've been to australia
02:48:36.840
a couple times you surf right yeah yeah yeah but but she was coming you leaving from from uh
02:48:44.360
the us right yeah you can go singapore wait so are you just talking about just like a layover
02:48:52.760
flight uh i did well he did it so that i could into the mic have a holiday i paid for my dubai
02:48:58.600
speak speak into the speak into the mic speak inside so he got me a flight as a transfer but he left
02:49:06.840
in between dubai and going on to sydney a week so we went on holiday there sure okay i'm not gonna
02:49:14.360
i'm not gonna press the i'm not gonna press the as well is it really is that how you get to australia
02:49:19.400
but okay uh you said you wanted to um actually no i think that's it for your notes uh we have alexis
02:49:30.760
you said you haven't dated in the modern world because you're freshly out of a 10-year relationship
02:49:35.640
yeah so like i've never been on dating apps or like oh shit gone on dates like that yeah
02:49:42.840
it's it's bad my sister tried to hook me up with someone and it was horrible horrible literally
02:49:49.320
nothing but i mean who can match up to a cheating rapper i mean it's like
02:49:53.880
the bar has been set really high you know what i like to think uh that he was just more than a
02:49:59.800
cheating rapper though he was so much more than that yeah he had his flaws yeah everyone has their
02:50:06.760
flaws right yeah but there's definitely uh people that are not as i don't know i guess you could say
02:50:15.240
like what was wrong with the guy that you your sister set you up with what was wrong total douche
02:50:21.000
douche douche you don't like douche bags no i don't like why was he douchey i mean the fact that
02:50:28.600
the guy would like literally always drink and drive and then on top of that yeah and then
02:50:34.280
even after why did you make that look felicity do you drink and drive no i just you just you know
02:50:40.600
what if a person recklessly yeah yeah for fun for funsies yeah yeah wait so he was douchey and he
02:50:46.680
was a dui guy yeah but like bad decision making and things like that okay that's your sister set
02:50:52.680
you up with yeah my sister set me up gotta be a little you gotta be a little upset with a sister
02:50:56.440
then i guess yeah uh you said your date got beat up by his brother that was him yeah wait the yeah i
02:51:01.880
made sure that he like got home safe and his brother was there and whooped his ass like why real bad
02:51:07.160
wait why did the brother beat up they were both drunk i think it just ran like i don't know it was
02:51:12.440
horrible i was like is this happening and i'm just standing there like i'm never going on a like a
02:51:20.120
blind date ever younger brother or older brother uh i his older brother his older brother beat him up
02:51:26.760
yeah do you know do you recall what the argument was about literally nothing they were just fine and
02:51:32.520
they were drinking and i was about to head out and they just his brother just started swinging on
02:51:37.800
him and beat him up so bad there was blood everywhere like hospital had to go to the like
02:51:43.080
yeah stitches black eye like was he not yeah he got knocked out he got knocked out and his brother was
02:51:48.600
like his brother was like six something and like probably like 400 pounds and just whooped his ass for no
02:51:57.720
reason and i was like you know what i gotta go i kind of see where he was getting at though but
02:52:03.000
they were both wasted they were at first they started drinking and then yeah it was crazy yeah
02:52:09.560
i definitely called my sister and she so you were were you just kicking it in the corner watching your
02:52:14.120
date get up basically um i was just like okay he got into his like were you trying to break it up how tall
02:52:20.040
are you i'm definitely did not try to break it up were you trying to get in the way i'm i look i know
02:52:25.000
better than to get involved with two men fighting i stood right there and i was like you know what
02:52:29.400
i'm about to leave like that was insane that was probably one because this is my sign to leave
02:52:34.840
yeah yeah have you guys hooked up no no no hooking up no hooking up all right well hey you know and
02:52:42.440
then uh you said splitting you want to talk about splitting the bill unreal yeah i want to know what
02:52:47.320
people's perspective is on that like what what do people think about not just splitting bills but
02:52:53.240
in general like first in general or stay or just in general in life like i'm fine with that because
02:53:01.240
like you you do you go 50 50 with your man um she pays her man he's employed by her basically we go
02:53:07.960
out for dinner and he because he's not on as much as me he'll put what he he would like the 30 towards
02:53:14.440
you know and me like if i go like no boo because i like going that's so expensive say if the bill was
02:53:19.480
like 280 he'd put maybe like the 80 and i'd put the 200 so i obviously pay more but i earn a lot more
02:53:26.040
than he does okay okay you're the bad one take me out there sometimes but it'd be like to places he
02:53:31.160
would afford so 50 50. oh also for you for the right person but not for a long time no my uh my husband
02:53:40.520
and i all of our money goes into one account so i guess technically it's 50 50 because we literally
02:53:46.440
have one bank account and i mean granted my my husband's disabled so he doesn't have a job right
02:53:50.600
now uh we're working on getting disability and the arizona state government sucks um but
02:53:57.000
uh when he was working all of our money his paychecks my paychecks all went into the same
02:54:00.680
account it was never like this is your money this is my money it's like it's our money we pay for
02:54:05.400
everything out of our account when you're married too yeah oh shit i pay if she has my back in a fight
02:54:11.800
oh what someone's like i pay if she has my back in a fight it's related to the
02:54:16.920
brother fight brother fights yeah so they'll pay if you got their back so i guess uh 50 50 or should
02:54:24.760
the guy pay i'm down with 50 50. is it like negative a little negative brownie points if the
02:54:30.600
guy's like two checks no not really you're fine i mean i make more than you make more than most men
02:54:36.680
okay especially in tucson arizona yeah okay what about you i don't do 50 50 but if other people
02:54:43.720
want to do that it's fine okay but you prefer the guy paying for the first date yeah i wouldn't pay
02:54:49.480
um 50 50 50 50 you prefer well i would do 50 50 for the right person yeah for the for the first date
02:54:57.480
right person but you prefer i always no i don't have a preference i mean because i make my own money and
02:55:04.760
i make good money so i like i like to spend my money okay what about you for the first date no
02:55:09.800
i would not do 50 50. you want the guy to pay for that yeah i mean that i think is the most
02:55:13.640
gentleman thing to do and i believe in the old school ways for sure old school ways yeah
02:55:19.400
yeah i prefer for the man to pay for the first date and then if we see each other longer than we
02:55:25.880
like if he's my friend 50 50. me yeah uh i've gone on one like official date where you go out to
02:55:37.400
a restaurant and i had to pick the dude up at his house because he didn't have a car uh and then we
02:55:43.800
50 50 at the restaurant and then i never saw him again but it wasn't because of the 50 50 thing it was
02:55:49.960
because he sucked okay yeah i mean i think yeah if the woman's traditional then you should be
02:56:00.520
traditional if she's not traditional she can uh pay for her own bill that seems like a fair uh
02:56:06.520
proposition i'd always offer on the first day but then they usually end up paying yeah you know what
02:56:12.360
screw that the woman should pay oh here we go the woman should pay for the entire thing oh
02:56:19.800
because big how am i supposed to know that you're serious about me if you don't that's
02:56:25.400
how i feel i feel like we're just friends if you don't pay you as a woman you don't pay for the
02:56:30.680
i feel like that that's just friends y'all just friend we just friends why don't you tell like you
02:56:35.960
pay for the date then i can know that you're feeling me you know then i know you're serious i think it's
02:56:41.720
also like a form of control it's like control yeah like i feel like for the guy that paid for
02:56:46.840
the date vice versa like i feel like it's like you kind of like you get to control the narrative a
02:56:52.520
little bit what do you what do you mean yeah like if if two people go on a date right and you're like
02:56:57.560
you're paying you don't really feel obligated to like owe them anything or like be a certain way
02:57:04.840
towards them just because they if you're the payer well vice versa this could go for men paying for
02:57:10.600
women whoever's paying though like you feel less obligated to them yeah nobody should expect anything
02:57:16.600
anyway yeah like you guys are just going on a date you both know about one another a little bit
02:57:24.360
and then the man chose to go on the date with you so he knows damien we're getting reflection we need
02:57:31.560
to drop hold on uh do you see what i'm talking about damien i don't want reflection in uh hold on
02:57:38.680
and the windows i'm trying to see which angle it was oh this one we're getting reflection uh we need
02:57:45.320
to like move the chair okay do you see it just make it work behind the scenes go ahead i don't think also
02:57:52.280
i want to say i don't think it's a matter of you can or it's like you can open your own door you can
02:57:59.720
you can do everything for yourself you could buy your own gifts it's like it's just a nice gesture and if i
02:58:05.400
see that gesture i appreciate it well so yeah would you guys agree with this so i think it's definitely
02:58:10.520
lame these dudes who go on dates with women and they're like they feel entitled to something because
02:58:16.600
they pay for like they feel entitled to sex because they paid for the date i think that's weird that's
02:58:21.640
weird that's kind that's creepy yeah but i feel like that has to also apply to women too in a different
02:58:28.040
way so in the same way and i'm a hundred percent on board with this uh if a guy pays for dinner you
02:58:34.600
don't as a woman you don't owe him anything and that's my genuine position yes you don't owe him a
02:58:40.440
second date a third date you don't owe him sex 100 i'm a hundred percent on board with this but i don't
02:58:45.880
know if women like the like the sort of entailment of where that goes a little bit further as a woman if
02:58:52.840
you have sex with a guy he doesn't owe you a relationship fair proposition absolutely is that
02:58:58.040
a fair proposition yes because in the same way that like there are women now it's more complicated
02:59:05.160
because there are dudes who are going to play you and they're going to like front that they're looking
02:59:09.800
for something serious and want a relationship and then they hit and then they're gone that's kind of
02:59:15.720
scheming but i do think there there are women who are dating men casually and there hasn't been any
02:59:22.040
conversation when it comes to anything long term that there hasn't been anything set out in
02:59:26.760
conversation on the man's part of the woman's part when it comes to like continuity of the relationship
02:59:32.520
and the girl sleeps with the guy and girls get bent out of shape when the guy doesn't call her back or
02:59:37.320
whatever and i think look me personally my approach is i'm not interested in sleeping with a girl once
02:59:42.520
absent you doing some dopey shit like you have to fuck up in some way for me to only want to sleep
02:59:47.960
with you once like if i sleep with a girl i want there to be continuity i want to continue
02:59:51.800
dating her but there are men out there who will sleep with a girl just one time yeah and then
02:59:55.640
it's a wrap but i do think women get kind of bent out of shape and it's like that's kind of the mirror
03:00:01.880
opposite of girls who are like they go on the date they're not really feeling the guy and then that's
03:00:08.520
it sometimes guys sleep with you and then they're not feeling you after that so i mean i don't know
03:00:16.120
i do what do you think i think that's a fair assessment okay w me and sav are agreeing on
03:00:23.080
things i guess i do want to say for first dates i don't like to go to dinners anymore because like
03:00:30.920
i went on a dinner date with this guy that he spent a lot of money and i knew when i first walked in the
03:00:37.080
door that i didn't like him like i knew that i didn't like him wait why'd you stay on the date
03:00:41.800
hold on wait wait wait before you answer wait wait wait of the door um had you guys exchanged
03:00:48.360
words yeah but we we didn't but you said you walked wait wait you walked in the door and then
03:00:57.720
you know how a person's mannerisms are and how they carry themselves and their whole character
03:01:03.160
and so you're like oh i i don't like that person but did did you even say hi like you saw him from
03:01:08.360
in the distance and then you knew i kind of knew you knew before he even said anything to you
03:01:14.200
this wasn't the guy earlier in the conversation you were making a big argument as to i'm not talking
03:01:21.720
about only looks i'm talking about you didn't talk i'm talking about energy oh the energy i really oh
03:01:28.360
the energy but you true but earlier you're like how but i don't care about looks blah blah blah and then
03:01:34.520
now you wouldn't even talk to the dude you looked at him you physically looked at him and you
03:01:40.440
instantly rejected him it wasn't no we talked to each other checkmate huh we talked to each other
03:01:45.720
and it's like it's also you talk to each other beforehand right only by like text text yeah right
03:01:52.840
but you but you walked up you walked into the date you had not even i promise you it wasn't about his
03:02:00.280
looks it's not about what was it about his energy it's about the way someone holds themselves and
03:02:06.040
their whole character and you could just tell you could just their essence their their being their
03:02:11.560
whole but what about his his body language right everything but the way you hold yourself that that
03:02:17.400
factors into like your your presence i thought he was cute like i thought he was a cute guy but you
03:02:24.600
you right okay i know that when you okay can you it can you
03:02:33.480
but you agree can you agree that there is sort of like a chemistry thing that happens between
03:02:41.160
everyone connection right and how you feel when you're connecting with them make it makes a difference
03:02:47.960
if you were already talking to this yeah if you were already talking to this guy then you knew that
03:02:52.280
you had enough in common to go on a date with him which means that you knew enough about his
03:02:56.440
personality to like say yes i'm gonna go out with you and then you see him from across the restaurant
03:03:06.040
or whatever and you're like uh actually never mind so like what what was the thought process because
03:03:10.520
you'd already spoken to him and learned his character no we texted we like yeah it was like a back and
03:03:16.600
forth like oh you know it's like because i i am on dating apps so it's just like that's just sort of
03:03:23.240
how it is what's like hey how you doing okay blah blah blah like want to hang out want to get coffee
03:03:30.920
whatever you go hang out and then you find out if you connect in person or not can i ask you which of
03:03:36.600
these crystals is your favorite can i grab it no you can point to it and leave it exactly where they are
03:03:44.120
i like the pink one the pink one okay which one's your favorite uh i kind of like the one there's
03:03:52.760
two of them actually but the one over there iridescent yeah i like the iridescent one that one is pretty
03:03:58.840
so you would want to be put in the pink crystal if you had to live in one of the crystals you would
03:04:03.880
go in the pink crystal yeah okay that's cool um you go in the pink crystal okay so anyways no it's just
03:04:12.120
earlier you're making a big stand about how all looks don't really matter energy that's what i'm
03:04:17.400
and i'm not saying in a cuckoo kind of way i'm just trying to say what does that mean energy like
03:04:22.280
everything that's happening right now like we're all our own characters and we're all bouncing off of
03:04:27.880
each other bouncing but if you had if you would like just walked in you weren't bouncing off of
03:04:33.400
anything you just saw him and went i don't like your aura no we talked briefly like we talked and i
03:04:39.160
it was like i met him i'm like i don't think and then we kept on interacting and i was like yeah
03:04:44.680
no i don't but my whole point around that whole thing not to be scrutinized by my own feelings but
03:04:51.160
my whole point was i don't go on dinner dates for the first date anymore because i don't want anyone
03:04:55.800
to spend a lot of money we can go and get a coffee sure that's fine you know um did you uh you you
03:05:01.880
did go through with the dinner though yes like you didn't just dip no okay you went through the
03:05:06.840
dinner but there wasn't a second date and i tried to be as pleasant and as fun as possible
03:05:11.640
that's fine but you knew walking in you just you saw him you saw his vibe you saw his energy did you
03:05:18.520
see his aura did he hey why are you flickering your eyes at me bruv that's a real thing you don't
03:05:25.960
believe in aura did you see his aura there i'm there is an energy there is a the aura connection thing
03:05:36.840
oh yeah yeah yeah no you can definitely have a connection with someone before you even really
03:05:43.880
meet them in person yeah i mean chemistry is an incredibly real thing right for sure wait oh go
03:05:49.960
ahead go ahead my bad uh no i was just gonna say like literally the second night that my husband
03:05:55.480
spent over when we first started dating i showed him my first dance song that i had planned since i
03:05:59.400
was like 12 that i had never shown any man before because i knew that he was gonna be my husband
03:06:03.880
don't make the crazy eyes brian i knew it so like you can definitely have the chemistry right yeah but
03:06:12.440
you can't tell that across the room like you have to you have to have conversations like yes people can
03:06:17.320
have a presence my husband's six foot five he has a presence right but it's not like i see you and i'm
03:06:22.840
like i like your wait do you have a septum i do i've had it since i was 17 does your your husband
03:06:28.680
hasn't been like get get that out of there he hasn't i i had a bigger one and he doesn't like the
03:06:34.120
bigger ones your husband doesn't tell you what if your husband after tonight after he got some advice
03:06:40.120
from from brother brian he's probably watching what's up what's his name bartholomew jordan
03:06:45.560
bartholomew i'm calling you barth do you want your wife to get rid of the septum piercings entirely
03:06:52.920
because look sometimes in relationships men they can be a little a little hesitant to to speak how
03:06:58.600
they feel you know they you know they don't want to fuck shit up so do you want because i can help
03:07:03.800
you i can do the assist i can do a little layup for you but you want you want her to get rid of the
03:07:08.440
septum would you be willing if he wanted it to get for you to get rid of the septum piercing absolutely
03:07:13.240
yeah if he asked me to i would have gotten rid of it i had a tongue piercing when we first started
03:07:16.360
dating and he didn't like it and i got rid of it got rid of it okay i've had other piercings that
03:07:20.760
he didn't like that i got rid of um i wear my hair curly most of the time like this isn't my natural
03:07:25.880
hair i straightened it because it looks better on camera but uh like i used to part my hair in the
03:07:30.840
middle he likes it on the side i part it on the side do you have preferences for him like things that
03:07:35.880
he'll do for you let me uh i'm gonna open it up to the panel though if you were i know does anybody
03:07:41.000
else here have a septum piercing no let's say you did have a septum piercing and your boyfriend
03:07:45.640
you've been dating for a year you guys are in love whatever he's like hey babe listen um i don't
03:07:50.600
really like how it looks would you be willing to uh not wear it take it out would you do it yes or no
03:07:55.800
so septum piercing yeah never get a septum no but like let's assume you like you liked it oh uh
03:08:02.760
um probably not so but here's the thing it's the end of the relationship if i mean if he's gonna
03:08:12.360
dump me over a septum piercing wait but you're dumping him i that's fine like wouldn't it go
03:08:17.880
both ways if it's that serious right you know then it is what it is okay would you do it i would take
03:08:24.200
out my piercing okay what about you yeah i'd take out would you take it out or oh yeah i'm very submissive
03:08:29.400
i'd definitely take it out oh okay yeah there you go well i wouldn't have one but i would take
03:08:33.720
it out sure okay i definitely would you do it for how long have we been together a year and you guys
03:08:41.400
are in love and we're in love yeah a year yeah then i'll take it out but he should see that if i like it
03:08:48.200
and i i and i look and i like how i feel with it and i feel confident with it then i would think i would
03:08:55.080
date a man that would let me do whatever i'm not let me but i would date a man that would be okay
03:08:59.800
with me doing whatever i want expressing would you date a guy that you would let him do whatever
03:09:05.560
he wants yeah strip club you're fine with that yeah we're just liking other girls ig photos
03:09:12.840
right like i just answer that before you tell me what you think one has to do with before you tell me
03:09:18.840
what you think which i'm i will happily hear out just answer the first question uh no no so you
03:09:29.720
would have an issue with him liking other women's photos on instagram yes okay so tell me what you
03:09:35.960
think now go ahead how he presents himself and how he chooses to dress and project himself to the world
03:09:45.560
is way different than how he's perceived it's way different than how he's like presenting himself
03:09:53.720
and and i agree i agree it's different it makes no like him liking another girl's photo is not that is
03:10:01.480
to the relationship that has to do with our relationship okay how about sure how about this
03:10:05.560
you dressing revealing right i i actually do i do go back and forth on that one because i know that
03:10:12.840
like i think that's an insecure thing to do for a man for him to be like no one can see your body
03:10:20.440
like it's supposed to be for your man right or i mean i i think i i think that he probably wouldn't
03:10:28.360
have a problem with it if i was with him because he would be like i'm a confident man this i mean i
03:10:34.120
don't believe in i don't like to show myself but if i did like to show myself i don't know actually
03:10:39.720
sometimes i do and when i feel like it i will you know okay and when he feels like it he's gonna
03:10:45.240
like another girl's instagram photo not because he wants to her but because he's like oh wow her
03:10:51.240
her style is really great some bullshit like that but like how far can we take this thing like how far
03:10:57.800
can we take your logical position so you're saying well dressing and revealing what if he didn't want
03:11:03.480
you like wearing lingerie in public wasn't that like a jonah hill thing or something i don't know
03:11:09.000
about jonah hill but you can answer the question no i i get that i i feel like when i was younger
03:11:15.320
i was a lot more i know what you're i do know what you're talking about with jonah hill he was dating a
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woman and she it was all over the news because she went public and like totally dragged him and they
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were dating for like two three years or something and he was like hey listen i have these boundaries i don't
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want you like posting these certain types of photos i don't want you dressing in this sort of
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way i'm jonah hill i'm like basically i think he's an a-list is he considered a-list or yeah yeah i mean
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he's not like brad pitt or leonard dicaprio but he's like he's like mainstream actor like really
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yeah so he's like look i have a really public facing persona i'm in hollywood i'm in traditional
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media i don't want my girlfriend doing this but go ahead though
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i want to say that boundaries because people always talk about boundaries one of the big
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things to remember about boundaries is that your boundaries are not for other people they're not
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rules made for other people you don't say like my boundary is every time you come to my house you
03:12:11.960
have to bring me a cake you know it's like actually that could be your boundary wait question what about
03:12:18.440
like a rule for just as we did tonight people taking their shoes off that's for your space yeah but it's
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for other people it's external so like if you have a rule for your house you have to take your
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shoes off at the front door that's for other people right and then i could choose to not come
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if i had a problem with the shoe boundary or whatever and so sometimes people's boundaries
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clash or whatever like if i had a boundary against taking my shoes off sure
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yeah you could choose not to do it and they could also choose to not allow you into the house
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yeah right boundaries yeah boundaries are definitely for other people right like you tell
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uh say you grew up with like a pretty abusive parent and you're like hey i don't appreciate
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the way you talk to me i'm setting a boundary if you continue talking to me that way i'm not going
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to speak to you anymore right that's a boundary that you're enforcing on someone else so you say
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if you do this i'm gonna do this yeah and that's if you dress revealing i'm gonna break up with you
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like it's it's it's a boundary like if you have male friends i'm gonna break up with you so you
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would be okay with somebody not wanting you anymore because of your piercing because i would be like
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yeah i'll take it out if you think that looks better but if you're gonna break up with me for
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it then you're shallow i mean it's definitely like an extreme i i don't actually hold on i'm i'm prepared
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to defend this what would actually be wrong if this was genuinely a man's preference that he
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did not want he refused outright to date women with septum piercings what would actually be wrong
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with it i'm thinking you got together you had the the piercing so mine's super small what if he didn't
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notice it before we went out in person like it's so small and it almost blends within my skin because
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it's gold and i'm brown right to me that is that's shallow like if he if he didn't think like brian
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more brian what do you think if he did if he didn't think like oh i like her for her i like
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her character i like her her soul or whatever i like her for her what's inside then that's shallow
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if a little piercing is gonna like if a man like i had a friend who had she'd have boyfriends they'd
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get a haircut and she'd be like that's disgusting yeah yeah about the boyfriend's haircut right like
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like some people are more based i don't know they visual stuff matters to a lot of people i think
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that's normal but i think you just shouldn't have the expectation to change somebody right
03:14:45.960
start dating them whoever they are when you meet them you either have to like obviously some things
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but i think stuff like that like jobs and the way you look and stuff is kind of insane to
03:14:56.600
i mean i i think as a general rule if somebody at the start of the relationship is engaged in
03:15:05.640
certain behaviors that you know ahead of time are going to present issues or be even deal breakers
03:15:11.800
further along in the relationship it's ill-advised to pursue a relationship with them right so like if a
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girl's a stripper and you don't and you you start dating her and now you're in a relationship with her
03:15:22.760
and you don't want to be her to be a stripper probably don't date a stripper but also i do
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think there i don't think it's necessarily wrong i don't think it's necessarily wrong for a man to
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perhaps either change his position on something or to uh like for example a woman who goes out to bars
03:15:51.720
and nightclubs uh i think this is a really good one that we can discuss so the man going in might
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think well she's going out to bars and nightclubs not necessarily because this is some fantastic hobby
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of hers and she really likes nightlife but because she's single and his standard could be even from
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very early on in the relationship i accept her going to bars and nightclubs because she's single and
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that's what single people do but now that we've been dating for a year i'm no longer okay with
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you going to these venues that i think are more acclimated to people who are single and are more
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appropriate for people who are single in the same way like you meet somebody on a dating app well of
03:16:36.200
course they're on the dating app because they're single but once you guys establish okay do you want
03:16:41.720
to be monogamous okay we should probably both not be on dating apps because this is a contravention of our
03:16:47.480
our monogamous relationship and so my thinking on this would simply be is like when it comes to
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bars and nightclubs or something or perhaps even dressing revealing is the guy is making an assessment
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of okay this is what women do when they're single women dress revealing women go to bars women go to
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clubs and look i'm going to go ahead and grant that you guys go out to bars and clubs and dress revealing
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for yourself and to have fun but i want you guys to be charitable charitable back to me and say that
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one one not all the reason but one of the reasons you guys go is for male attention and male validation
03:17:25.800
you dress revealing to perhaps advertise yourself as available to other men i'm not saying that's the
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only reason but you're going to dress a certain way to perhaps make yourself more appealing to men
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and you're going to go to bars and nightclubs not with the express intention of going to hook up or meet
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a guy but if a charming attractive guy comes and talks to you at the bar or club maybe that's nice
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and a little bit extra on a cherry on top right and so i don't think it's actually necessarily even wrong
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if you're now with of i think that's going to be a harder position to take going in as a guy if
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she's already doing of because that's related to her money so if you're dealing you know a girl is
03:18:11.800
doing of and you're going to try and date her that's a harder sale for her to be like you need
03:18:17.640
to stop doing of then like dressing revealing or going to the bar and club yeah uh if you don't want
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to be in a relationship with a girl who does only fans don't date from the from the get-go don't
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date a girl who does only fans um but i mean can i interject yeah i mean that was pretty much it so
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yeah go ahead wait sorry i'm sorry i gotta let this come through but then you can interject devon jackson
03:18:42.360
donated 200 it's all so shallow to immediately not like a guy because of some vague interpretation of
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his energy we all can be a little shallow sometimes i guess so do you want to respond to
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that and then just you can go in with your interjection i guess uh no you don't
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responsive give me more response a paragraph or something two sentences a sentence or two run on sentence
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like i think if we just stripped away everything and we didn't
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and we were all just who we were inside i mean that's first event and katie to do
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this never mind sorry what that was bad here what'd you say all right what'd you say you said strip
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away and i was talking about there never mind because they it is it's sad it's sad it's sad that we live
03:19:36.200
in such like a vain world it's sad like war bad war is also bad crime poverty it's true though it's no but
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this is something that can be fixed like we can i don't think so wait what can be fixed we can all
03:19:52.120
look at the person in the mirror and be like maybe i won't be so like maybe i can care about someone's
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the content of their character like i can care about their good deeds and i don't when you say fixed do you
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mean like global universally fixed like the whole reason why this is all consumerism like the whole
03:20:13.480
reason they they need us to think we're not good enough we have to constantly keep up with the
03:20:18.200
trends we have to constantly make our face look like this or that so that we can just feed more
03:20:23.560
money into everything like that's all it is it's just so do you think like sexual attraction is not
03:20:30.120
important in a relationship no i do and i feel like when you first meet somebody you can kind of
03:20:35.240
feel if there's a sexual feeling and what contributes to the sexual attraction is it their looks it's not
03:20:43.240
the looks so you would like bang someone who was objectively a one just because you liked their
03:20:49.960
personality passionate love to them that's sweet i'm not gonna bang them i'm not gonna
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huh okay all right um and then what i was gonna say about the interjection okay the interjection is
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there are some women who are party girls that they are extroverted women and they like to go out
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and they like to be socialites and they like to have fun so when you meet a woman that's like that and
03:21:18.600
she has all these great qualities about her and she's like this outgoing girl that might be something
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that comes with that is she's gonna want to go out even if she's not single you know i mean you can
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be outgoing and go out and not go to a club no i'm saying you could be outgoing and do it however you
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want to do yeah but the argument was like would you essentially stop going to a club because you're in
03:21:41.640
a relationship with someone right and you're saying well what if she's outgoing and she likes going to
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clubs sure what you can like whatever you want right the idea is not changing someone when you
03:21:51.560
first meet them so he's saying when you're single this is a single person thing to to go out and but
03:21:57.480
it's not just a single person thing it's like an outgoing girl thing that girls that some girls like
03:22:02.680
to do going out to bars and clubs is single people behavior unless you're going with your significant
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other right because like my brother would go with his girlfriend and go like line dancing at
03:22:13.640
denim and diamonds which is technically like a bar slash club or whatever right and then
03:22:19.800
but my sister who's married does not go out to clubs and if she wants to be outgoing her and like
03:22:26.120
me and some of her other female friends will like rent out a karaoke room and like go do that and it's it's
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stuff that you do with your female friends that's not in the vein of like getting men to look at you
03:22:37.800
when you're in a relationship that's fun that you like to do that some people like to go out i mean yeah
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i like to go dance with my girlfriends it has nothing to do with guys i mean but if you're
03:22:47.800
going out you're like you're attractive you're gonna get attention why don't we all just wear
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like little i mean like a job type i mean no no one's going that far no one's saying you need burkas
03:22:57.320
right people are like my argument at least is when you're single act single when you're taken act
03:23:03.640
taken right like what how is dancing hits on me yeah they're gonna hit on you i mean it's gonna
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happen regardless if i go to a club or not yeah then i'm just i think the difference here is is that
03:23:17.960
if you're in a relationship and you're just going about your life and you go to whole foods or trader
03:23:22.520
joe's or whatever it is and you get hit on like i don't think that that would be a reasonable
03:23:28.120
boundary for a man to assert like oh you're not allowed to go out in public at all yeah perhaps
03:23:33.240
in like some middle eastern countries i guess that's okay but um in in western society i don't
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i don't even think there's like any argument from even traditionalists or christians or whatever it is
03:23:44.920
that your your girlfriend or wife can't go to the grocery store uh heaven forbid some guy approaches
03:23:51.320
or whatever um i don't think that's really a position that's being made the position that's being
03:23:56.600
made though is that these are very very specific venues social venues where there's like almost a
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near certainty certainty or anticipation that you're going to get hit on and so that becomes a little bit
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different and i'll i guess i'll explain it like this so and look you can even say again i'll be
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charitable and say y'all go out to have fun and dance and you don't really care about the dudes even if
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you're single or whatever whether that's true or not i question that because why don't you guys if
03:24:31.320
you just want to dance and get drunk go to bevmo buy some alcohol that's not going to be nearly as
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expensive you don't got to drive somewhere you don't got to uber downtown you don't got to wait
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in some line that's just created so the club looks popping but it's empty inside and then it's super
03:24:46.600
it's way too loud your your ears are ringing by the end of the night people are smoking people are
03:24:51.320
drunk you got to be watching out for your own safety people trying to drop in your drinks yeah
03:24:56.280
there's physical violence component mostly for men when they go out to the club yeah uh and and there's
03:25:01.080
just smoke and it's loud and then you're back around a bunch of other drunk people but this is
03:25:05.560
your interpretation hold on hold on hold on i'm almost done and so to me it's like if you
03:25:12.920
why don't you just go to one of your girlfriend's place put on some music and just drink at home
03:25:19.160
why do you got to do it when there's other eyes on you like why what's the component like if you
03:25:24.760
just want to dance and drink why can't it be with your girlfriends at your house and you save a bunch
03:25:31.800
of money on alcohol and you don't got to deal with creepy men coming up to you and doing all that
03:25:36.920
why do you have to do it at the bar and club because you want to be seen whether it's by other
03:25:42.440
women or by other men but there's no other reason to go out to a bar or club other than
03:25:47.240
invalidation and to be seen explain otherwise explain it to me what if it's for like a birthday
03:25:52.840
or something something like celebrating something or that's an i feel like that's an exception right
03:25:57.080
like if your best friend is having her bachelorette party at a bar and you go to the bar like that's
03:26:01.640
different right like i'm going for a reason not just for i want to go like i'm not a big club person
03:26:07.560
every time every time you go to the bar club it's for a birthday like let's be either event or some
03:26:13.560
celebration i'm not a big club person to begin with but yeah i like i well maybe not you specifically
03:26:18.840
but like of the women who participate in nightlife are they doing it because there's always a specific
03:26:25.400
like social event like a birthday or is it just like it's a thursday friday night let's go get drunk
03:26:31.400
at the bar like i don't think it's always about an event they might also have single friends that like
03:26:37.240
to go out or they might be single single girlfriends are like the worst thing for for a dude okay dude
03:26:45.080
in a relationship and she's got a bunch of single friends i just want to say like the best like the
03:26:51.400
best relation or like my longest relationship he was the type of guy that would be like
03:26:58.360
have fun like you know i'll see you later like go have fun with your friends and oh to me that's
03:27:03.640
like a power i feel like that's a power move like i i remember i did my cousin's bachelorette party
03:27:11.000
and we all like um we got our makeup done we went out and i was like if anyone offers me drinks can i
03:27:16.600
take the drinks and then he's like yeah go ahead because like yeah was he a liberal why is that
03:27:23.800
pertinent i'm just curious i don't believe so he was libertarian oh okay i mean look i get that it's
03:27:33.160
good for you that you can date a guy who will have no but it looks good to women when you do that
03:27:39.320
like when you say like have otherwise you're like oh this guy's scared i'm gonna find some like what
03:27:45.160
does that say about the guy like it makes you think like i mean you could just make the opposite
03:27:50.440
argument that a guy who's actually willing to have standards and boundaries and be like i'm not okay
03:27:56.280
with you doing this that could indicate higher levels of confidence than the guy because i could just
03:28:02.040
make it like a sort of conjecture based argument like oh um well the guy who is too scared and too
03:28:09.960
insecure to speak up about something that bothers him that shows insecurity that shows weakness the
03:28:16.920
guy who's confident and is like hey listen this behavior i don't think it's commensurate with like
03:28:22.280
me wanting a monogamous long-term relationship and i want to continue dating you but you're putting the
03:28:27.720
relationship at risk i also want to say it's a strange thing with dating because there's always
03:28:33.160
going to be in every relationship a power dynamic like and it's going to be there are going to be a
03:28:39.640
lot of factors that play into that like if the the money the um just everything like there's so if the guy
03:28:49.000
is saying i need you to not do that then i i want to know what he's doing for me like what like you're
03:28:58.200
just gonna you're going to tell me what to do so what are you so how do you have that power over me
03:29:04.920
because men are leaders because i look at it like communication are leaders too if he doesn't like it
03:29:10.440
and you really love him right exactly no no i see that i see that and and also like i feel like it's
03:29:17.000
almost the equivalent of like a guy of a woman getting mad because a guy liked a photo or whatever
03:29:23.560
i feel like i'm not gonna i'm probably not going to bring that up but if it did bother me earlier
03:29:28.040
didn't you say that it would bother you right i'm but i'm probably not going to bring it up
03:29:32.920
because of your security no no no i'm probably not going to bring it up because it makes you look
03:29:38.200
insecure it does so you'll just like start an argument over some other shit like two days later
03:29:43.480
and you're just resentful and yeah you harbor those emotions yeah whether it's no no if it
03:29:49.560
if it meant a lot to me i would let him know and then if i meant a lot to him he would probably
03:29:53.800
do something about it and then vice versa if i was a party girl and a guy didn't want me to
03:29:58.440
and he was like hey like this is sort of affecting us like can you chill out a little bit look if
03:30:04.360
you want to be a party girl then go do it and look my advice i have to give the advice to the male
03:30:09.880
component here if you don't want to date a girl who go who does that try to find a girl who's not
03:30:15.640
going to these bars and nightclubs but i also i also get the like the nuanced component here of like
03:30:21.240
there's guys who maybe every occasionally will go out to a bar nightclub they'll see a girl who they
03:30:26.760
fancy who they think is attractive and he'll go up to her and he might not be privy to like oh this
03:30:33.080
maybe she's like me like she i just went out once once a month friend's birthday whatever it is
03:30:38.840
he's not privy to the fact that she's a party girl but maybe that was a that's an error on his
03:30:44.360
part for not properly vetting and like hey how often do you go out to bars and clubs oh that's
03:30:50.760
gonna be a problem the relationship never mind have a nice night but i don't know it's just interesting
03:30:56.200
to me that look oh shit i lost my train oh i lost my train of thought it was gonna be a good one it
03:31:04.760
was gonna be something good i mean but that's how cheating starts it's like if you can't communicate
03:31:09.000
properly no right i was gonna say communication is important he's gonna go he or she is gonna go find
03:31:14.120
someone who doesn't do those things right i mean number one at the end of the day it comes down to
03:31:19.080
respect right like do you or do you not respect your partner yeah i don't like that well if if
03:31:23.640
you're if you respect your partner and your partner asks you not to do something you're not
03:31:27.880
going to do it right no because even a month into my relationship with my husband i was friends with
03:31:33.880
this guy that i'd like fooled around with in the past and he said hey it makes me uncomfortable that
03:31:38.680
you're talking to that guy i'd prefer if you didn't and i said okay cool and then i never spoke to
03:31:42.600
that guy again like what if you were best friends with that man i i think that if you have seen
03:31:49.400
another party naked you should not be friends with them if you're in a relationship period yeah
03:31:54.200
that's that's plan b right there yeah yeah best friend is i'm keeping you on the back burner if
03:31:58.920
this doesn't work out yeah exactly see actually you know what women know in the back of their mind
03:32:04.280
and that's but it's it is true it is true whether it's intentional or not it's subconscious it's
03:32:09.960
it's it's a thing yeah like i would i will always like be considerate in stuff like that
03:32:16.120
like i treat people how i want to be treated absolutely i would not want my man to be doing
03:32:21.400
the same yeah like i yeah right like would you be okay with your man going out no boxers gray sweat
03:32:27.720
pants and like slinging it around at the at the grocery store or whatever like and you or he goes
03:32:34.760
to the club in his gray sweat pants and all the women are cool with it i would i would be like
03:32:39.800
yep i just wouldn't put myself in a position to like you know i wouldn't put myself in a position
03:32:46.440
to like like for a man to approach me yeah like when i'm with somebody or even interested in somebody
03:32:53.080
and i'm like tunnel vision on that person i'm gonna put myself in the position where men don't
03:32:58.200
really feel comfortable approaching me yeah especially because like statistically it's proven
03:33:03.000
that if you are wearing a wedding ring you're more likely to be approached in public because it's
03:33:07.720
you've already been vetted you're good someone already married you let me suppose is that for
03:33:11.320
men or for women for for women for women women get approached no women approach oh women if the
03:33:17.800
man if the man has has the ring i actually heard something funny on that uh a woman would rather
03:33:23.800
what is it uh what what is that thing about the house oh okay a woman would rather be with a man
03:33:34.680
a woman wait how does it go a woman would rather date oh okay here it is a woman would rather date
03:33:43.240
a man who lives with his wife than a man who lives with his parents that's what it is something like
03:33:48.920
that that's i don't know men are not attractive taken men are not attractive to me i have a really
03:33:58.760
like spicy question not spicy it's controversial i know everyone's gonna have different opinions
03:34:04.600
okay what is it do you guys stick on this topic but what is it do you think it's wrong like because
03:34:10.840
i'm like if you're married if you're engaged absolutely not no way i'm not gonna i do not
03:34:16.120
but if you if i like someone and they're just dating someone and i don't know the girl no that's
03:34:22.040
wrong you're still a homewrecker you're still look at the end of the day there's way too many people
03:34:27.400
in this world to go after someone that's trying to pursue someone else that to me for me personally
03:34:34.200
i would never pursue a guy that i i am aware that he is pursuing someone else i'm not that competitive
03:34:41.480
yeah i had a friend who was in a boyfriend girlfriend relationship for 10 years right so do
03:34:46.520
you think you're nine they're still not engaged yeah let me go get some of that no no no no okay i'm
03:34:51.400
i guess i should rephrase like if they're newly dating like a couple weeks then still no leave
03:34:57.320
them alone i always think no no i'm not gonna pursue it but i'm like i yeah what if you i'm gonna
03:35:02.920
bring it back to the previous topic so um question would you if you were dating a guy and he started
03:35:08.440
to want to wear dresses would you be okay with that no i don't like the painted nails i don't like the
03:35:15.240
short shorts no but what if he was like yeah i want to start wearing what if i was like i want
03:35:22.760
to shave my hair and get like that's a good question actually you know like so like the girl's dating
03:35:28.840
the guy and the girl's like hey i want to shave my head right that's actually a really that's a really
03:35:34.760
good i've heard i think we've talked about that's different that literally happened in my relationship
03:35:38.920
no but i think i think a lot of guys you could just take it right off but i think so i think a
03:35:44.280
lot of guys with eventually the the girlfriend so here's the scenario been dating for a year
03:35:49.400
and the girlfriend has previously had long like normal girl hair whatever but then she's like hey
03:35:55.080
babe i want to shave my head off like shave my hair off complete like buzz cut shorter than mine
03:36:00.120
buzz cut um mad mac style i think the guy uh would totally it'd be totally acceptable for him to
03:36:08.520
say no i'm not cool with that um and and i think a lot of men would probably lose some attraction for
03:36:17.960
the girl i knew a girl that got married and had kids with someone and then he transitioned to a woman
03:36:26.520
that does happen that happens and they're still together but going around the table on the like the
03:36:31.400
buzz cut thing uh do you think it would be okay if uh the girl the girlfriend she buzzes that she
03:36:38.760
just goes ahead buzzes the hair off she was dating a guy and he's like not no longer attracted to her
03:36:43.960
do you think it's okay if he breaks up with her yeah i feel like that if it affects the sexual attraction
03:36:49.000
that's his right is it okay fair fair yeah i did that okay okay yeah but it says a lot more about you
03:36:56.920
then it does it says a lot more about the man than it does about the person's shape like imagine
03:37:02.040
like there are women that get cancer they have to shave off their hair that's different that's
03:37:06.360
different that's not my choice it's always the extreme example yeah but that's what that's not
03:37:11.160
my choice though yeah it's totally different i'm thinking the majority of men would stand by their
03:37:16.840
girl if she had like what is it alopecia or whatever alopecia if i was dating a girl and she got
03:37:22.200
cancer but you wouldn't be attracted i mean actually i met men that have broken up with
03:37:26.920
people for those reasons like i mean there are people out there that like so it's not all about
03:37:33.400
it's not all about looks and attraction like you actually have to love the person and care about the
03:37:37.960
person i mean i would agree with you even in under the circumstance where she does have cancer
03:37:42.760
would the guy potentially be less attracted to her yes but i think the like underlying established
03:37:48.840
relationship um he would he would stay with her despite this but when it's just like a completely
03:37:54.920
voluntary let me just buzz off my hair and i'm not going to listen to what you say because this is
03:38:00.680
a completely voluntary act and i could keep my hair long but i'm choosing to reject your preference
03:38:07.080
on this matter and i'm just going to go ahead and buzz it off i think that that's a different it's
03:38:12.120
just a different situation yeah for sure especially if a person has cancer that's totally yeah yeah
03:38:17.240
i think yeah i think most men are going to be much more understanding under those circumstances
03:38:22.600
versus just i just want to do it just because of how it looks so we have graffito graffito
03:38:29.240
tact donated two hundred dollars chair six it's about priorities do you prioritize finding a long-term
03:38:37.160
committed partner or partying sounds like you choose the latter also brian is your
03:38:44.200
it's a lot parody called baby got flaps yo i need a baby got flaps i need a
03:38:49.160
baby got flaps is insane i need to get on that graffito i'm not saying that i'm a party person
03:38:56.120
thank you graffito man yo kat thank you for the big item you know what i'll do i'll do another rap
03:39:02.760
oh yes no you have to make up the rap i need some i need something you can't get an eyes chat
03:39:09.080
yo kat thank you for the big gifted 50 guys can we get some w's in the chat for cat here thank you
03:39:15.320
kat and then earlier marcus uh you sent these in earlier marcus thank you for the 20 memberships man
03:39:21.640
really appreciate it guys also reminder reed is 100 tts is 200 uh that was from graffito here we have
03:39:28.360
a chat here from michael that came in about 30 minutes ago uh felicity do us the do us the honors
03:39:34.680
take a girl out to the pool or the water park on the first date gotta see them without makeup before
03:39:40.200
you commit alternatively take them to an escape room to see how you deal with conflict together
03:39:49.160
yeah well on the first part gentlemen let me put you on some game so girls they uh when it comes to
03:39:55.320
the makeup thing they've caught on to the girls are girls are clever they're smart now they're
03:40:01.720
clowning on y'all who are saying oh take her to the beach take her to swim because there there's
03:40:06.520
makeup that can like it sticks like you can wipe you can wipe and they'll still stay on right so
03:40:14.280
it doesn't work like you could take her to the pool or the beach or whatever
03:40:19.160
the makeup is staying on there's like isn't there
03:40:21.720
shit you can put on where yeah there's setting powder setting spray it'll stay
03:40:26.200
yeah there's stuff out there all that business but um but the set the escape room that's it
03:40:31.400
that's kind of a fun first date the escape room was really fun yeah see how she
03:40:35.640
yeah also what do you guys think about this kind of related to uh michael jones thing
03:40:40.360
have you guys ever dated somebody but then you traveled together and you're like
03:40:44.600
like i don't know you know like they're little yeah like if if they're axiomag for sure like
03:40:53.320
they're good but then you travel with them and the stress of travel like you're you see a different
03:40:58.440
side of them have you ever experienced that kid too yeah not travel but the biggest fight my husband
03:41:04.600
and i have ever had was over building a bed frame because the instructions were awful and we were
03:41:09.560
fighting oh yeah i can't do any sort of like construction yeah ikea furniture
03:41:15.560
what monopoly you play monopoly she's throwing the fucking monopoly board like what the
03:41:21.880
fuck taking all your money that's crazy uh okay we're gonna oh we got the gender swap let's
03:41:27.080
do the gender swap but before we do that katie you also said you like to argue in missionary
03:41:32.920
position yeah what is that about it's pickup line and hinge huh like a pickup right oh right right
03:41:40.920
yeah so it's kind of like a hint that i want to do the you know what without saying it on like
03:41:48.200
because you can't say that on hinge because you'll get banned so like i'll be like put that as a phrase
03:41:52.920
and the men are like oh let's argue a missionary basically like can we do the okay okay oh i thought
03:41:59.320
you actually actually actually argue oh yeah i know that's what i thought it's like tell me your politics
03:42:06.600
i had a wait i don't know if i want to share that
03:42:12.120
no i i remember one girl i was dating for a long time and she would just start talking about
03:42:19.240
shit during sex some not all the time don't tell people that brian i know it's i know it doesn't
03:42:26.840
look great but she would just be like she thought it was cute though she'd be like yeah what's she
03:42:34.440
saying was it like dirty talk or just like did you see this week's episode of love island
03:42:40.040
no it wasn't dirt no no it wasn't dirty talk it was she talked about laundry what
03:42:44.600
what oh but she tried to make it cutesy so i thought i don't know what's cutesy like that brian
03:42:51.640
cleaning up like your laundry like what i'm trying it was a long time ago this was like
03:42:57.160
it she's like hurry up with your load so i can get the load in the laundry
03:43:00.520
oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow you guys suck bad on you
03:43:16.680
extreme such a good video you should do that next time you tell people that women talk during your sex
03:43:23.400
maybe make that sound when you tell look we've all had interesting anecdotes when it comes to various
03:43:28.520
sexual things um no but yeah she would like i wish i could remember some of the shit she would
03:43:34.600
say but it wasn't dirty talk but because that would be fine dirty laundry
03:43:44.760
that's not funny i wish i could i'm gonna have to brainstorm and think back think about it and we'll
03:43:49.640
circle back if you guys want to hear any more just i'm gonna ask you to go to priscilla goose um
03:43:55.080
on instagram that's priscilla goose bro what do you do oh my god
03:44:00.760
i don't want to crawl all right um all right uh okay that's p-r-i silly goose
03:44:06.120
all right um okay so uh let's see here uh oh really quick before we get into the gender swaps
03:44:17.320
wait so just since we were talking about that the the tinder or the dating app prompts
03:44:22.440
sav one of your dating app prompts is don't go out with me if you don't want to get married or you're
03:44:28.120
polyamorous that's true okay so you want to get married to the point yeah i like that but what if a
03:44:33.160
guy let's do straight up about that so the poly thing that makes sense right um but the married
03:44:39.160
thing if the guy like let's say he's like look i could be with you the rest of my life
03:44:45.080
but i don't want to get married that's is that where you draw the line i mean
03:44:51.320
if we still have like a little wedding but without the paperwork that's fine you don't need to make it
03:44:56.760
official you want to go to vegas and no i just want to have like a nice little beach wedding oh it
03:45:01.960
doesn't need to be official or anything but okay i feel like divorced men don't want to remarry
03:45:07.880
so yeah you want the the party and the celebration not the marriage well no i mean like i feel like
03:45:13.800
there's not really much of a difference from like living with someone you've been with for a long time
03:45:18.760
and being married like there's no difference besides a piece of paper so yeah i mean arizona i'm pretty
03:45:24.200
sure we have common law so like if you've been living with someone for like six plus years you're
03:45:27.800
legally married or whatever uh california the same i don't know i don't know what it's about
03:45:32.600
california wait okay question before we get into the gender swap before we get into the gender swap
03:45:40.520
this is goes back to kind of this what we're talking about what would you do for the perfect man
03:45:46.680
what would you be willing to sacrifice for the perfect man i'll start with the first question
03:45:53.320
perfect career or perfect man i feel like the perfect man would accept me for my career
03:46:01.160
period wait wait but so perfect career it's or perfect man so you get to have so i guess the entailment
03:46:11.240
here is the perfect man i guess in this example hmm but probably so one or the other he's a provide
03:46:18.840
like he's a provider you don't have to work oh i or do i just leave it like the perfect man will let
03:46:25.240
them chat should i leave it like the perfect man will let them work do whatever let them yes let them
03:46:32.360
okay we will allow you right we will allow you um i'm waiting for what chat says let's see somebody
03:46:41.640
said sandbox said no coastal operator no no work no provider daniel trujillo says no no work okay so
03:46:53.240
here's the here's the scenario perfect career but you got to keep dealing with the same dudes you've been
03:46:58.920
dealing with maybe you'll still find a nice guy or you get the perfect man but he doesn't want you to
03:47:05.720
work and he wants you to stay like be stay at home girlfriend wife whatever sign me up uh so do you
03:47:11.320
pick your perfect career or you get you get your perfect career so this could be your whatever it is
03:47:17.720
i don't know you're a famous actress or whatever it is musician or perfect man starting with you sav
03:47:23.000
i mean i guess i'd go with perfect man felicity perfect man okay perfect man perfect man perfect
03:47:33.320
man i know you're gonna get annoyed but oh god i knew it no i'm not gonna get annoyed i just want to say
03:47:40.520
when you say career because i think there's a difference between a career and a passion
03:47:46.360
so do you also include passion i mean i'm sure your husband would allow you to have hobbies it's just
03:47:51.640
you're not supposed like you can't hobbies and passions are also not the same well your perfect
03:47:56.280
career like your ideal like because i'm i don't think i don't care about careers no but i'm gonna
03:48:02.440
say you want a perfect man okay so i don't care about careers i care about passion what's your passion
03:48:06.840
writing okay so i'm not going to give up writing for a man hold on i'm i'm willing to actually change for
03:48:13.960
you so you're perfect you get to pursue your hobby but you have to continue on your current dating path
03:48:22.360
maybe you find a great guy maybe you don't or instantly you now have your perfect in every way
03:48:29.320
perfect man but an entailment of that is you have to stop writing what do you do i can't do it
03:48:36.040
you wouldn't give up writing you can take voice notes just saying well do you mean writing i can't
03:48:47.960
i can't i can't savannah i'm taking the perfect man every time okay what do you mean i'll still
03:48:52.680
write but it doesn't have to be a career well like does anyone do like painting or some sort of writing
03:48:59.240
even about or no no no like painting i paint she writes not right okay wait so you wouldn't right
03:49:08.920
you wouldn't give up your passion of writing for the perfect man no i couldn't so then you wouldn't
03:49:15.320
the perfect man would never want me to give that up would you give it up for children
03:49:20.200
well for my babies yes uh i don't know that's so hard that's a scarlet letter right there you're
03:49:28.120
not going to give up writing for your children i'll do anything for my child it's because it's
03:49:32.920
a personal thing like what it's a very personal thing what about whatever happened to duties and
03:49:39.400
responsibility you wouldn't be able to sacrifice huh i mean if i had kids right now that would be so
03:49:47.160
messed up if i was like i don't know if suddenly i had children and then i couldn't write anymore it's
03:49:52.760
not like i would if i already had children but let me rephrase this i would not be willing
03:49:58.040
to sacrifice writing for my children that's what you just said i don't know i did not say anything
03:50:03.720
i said it was just hard and the perfect husband you want kids right do you want kids yeah how many
03:50:10.040
kids two three as many as as many as my husband wants okay so if he wants five you'll have five
03:50:17.160
yeah okay so i'm assuming if you find your per and your perfect man
03:50:21.880
an extension of this your perfect man will never leave you your perfect man will stay loyal to you
03:50:29.320
your perfect man will stay with you for the rest of your life so that entails having children with him
03:50:36.200
you don't sacrifice writing like i just to be clear i would set a lot of dudes are like i'd never say i
03:50:44.440
would sacrifice a lot for the perfect woman i would sacrifice everything else because it's i'm sure you
03:50:50.600
guys agree is it are there a lot of perfect men out there are there a lot of per like it's hard to
03:50:55.880
find like we're lucky maybe if we get 80 percent yeah i mean i think if you get 80 of what you want
03:51:02.840
you're doing good i mean nobody's perfect at the end of the day but but to get like your perfect match
03:51:07.720
you're perfect i'm gonna sacrifice a lot for the perfect girl yeah your perfect match right like
03:51:13.320
your perfect match sure you're a perfect person perfect for you thank you
03:51:20.280
but you wouldn't sacrifice writing for the perfect man and then that that comes with kids that comes
03:51:27.240
with kids with with the perfect man who's going to be the father who's going to be all the all of that
03:51:32.680
oh yeah that would matter more to me than than making clothes for sure you'd give it up i would
03:51:38.680
give up are you passionate about clothes that's my career that's right a lot of money off of
03:51:44.920
collaborating with brands i would give it up design yeah so for money like you run the business or you
03:51:52.200
do i own my own brand and i also you do the design yes okay so so there's like creativity if my perfect man
03:51:59.000
was like okay no more of that and then like i have a child or two i would because i would be more
03:52:05.240
passionate about the love there but my child would matter more to me than any article clothing any
03:52:12.440
amount of money ever right but the money thing isn't it i'm thinking more of the passion like i'd be
03:52:19.080
more passionate about my if you were born with a passion in your heart yeah so i i am very passionate
03:52:26.120
about writing as well i'm working on a book i want to be an author if like if my husband all of a
03:52:32.360
sudden started making like enough money to support us and was like quit your job and i don't want you
03:52:37.080
to write anymore you're gonna be like full stay at home cook clean all that i would do it in a heartbeat
03:52:42.200
yeah travel yeah because my passion would be to raise my child like with my best foot forward
03:52:48.600
be a good wife maybe i really am not meant to be a mom i maybe i'm not i've never said i mean
03:52:55.480
like just for my partner in general to be a parent you know but i do think that's going to be the
03:53:02.520
thing that's going to get me through like throughout the years i'm going to be writing about my family
03:53:07.800
i'm going to be writing about my experiences i'm going to be documenting things it's all going to be a
03:53:13.240
part of it like in a journal in a notes or are you writing like a book i wrote a book i wrote a
03:53:19.080
screenplay autobiography i wrote a 30 minute screenplay i like to write got hemingway over
03:53:25.400
here future hemingway what's your book about because i'm genuinely interested yeah i spoke about it
03:53:31.560
earlier it's a it's a ya fantasy book i don't want to give too much because it's uh people could
03:53:37.240
definitely steal your idea yeah that's true which is why we should definitely not talk about it yeah
03:53:42.040
um just so nobody steals just so nobody steals the idea um clabs if i had to choose wait felicity
03:53:50.680
take it away if i had to choose one on the panel to wife it would be chair six she seems most genuine
03:53:57.240
and has a nice laugh would you consider being a trad wife for the right guy if he checked all the boxes
03:54:03.880
i would a thousand percent be a trad wife but i would but i would do but i would do comedy i would
03:54:11.400
go and do comedy that's not a try i would i would make all the food i would i would clean the house i
03:54:17.000
would i would do everything but i would also do comedy in the nighttime in the evening but a trad wife
03:54:22.680
is you stay home all the time you home make you take care of i would do that but you literally just
03:54:27.320
said that you wouldn't do but you can do both i'm saying you can do both but you can't you can be
03:54:32.040
you can i'm saying a career is different than a passion that's what i'm saying i'm saying i'm
03:54:37.960
maybe if even if i didn't make money i would still want to do comedy even if i made no money from it i
03:54:42.760
would still want to do it wait question i don't think careers i think they're overrated i i don't
03:54:49.160
comedy stand-up comedy or perfect man stand-up comedy right um it would have to be stand-up comedy
03:54:57.640
because that's what i feel called to do in my life like it would have to be i want to eventually
03:55:04.520
write for streaming networks write shows but like get my messages out there and that's also a type of
03:55:11.000
conception question would the perfect man be a billionaire oh yeah yes he would so you would
03:55:17.640
give up comedy for a billionaire no she wouldn't oh you wouldn't like the perfect man is a billionaire
03:55:23.640
i assume he's like your specific physical type like the most attractive in terms of what you like
03:55:29.400
in terms of his personality like i like omid i like this guy named omid but he's taken oh you
03:55:37.800
bold girl uh so oh me she said oh me you wouldn't give up let me let me ask it like this you would not
03:55:49.000
give up your stand-up comedy uh pursuit for a billionaire perfect man no
03:56:01.720
it's the thing that makes me wake up in the morning i'll give up my career for a billionaire
03:56:07.720
female hello he's like why am i gonna fucking what what i'll give up my career okay i love you
03:56:18.840
i'm sorry so i just know but like i what i don't understand is
03:56:25.320
why like just i don't understand you so the writing you won't give up for a perfect billionaire man
03:56:31.800
the stand-up comedy you won't give up for a perfect billionaire man i just find it really
03:56:38.280
interesting that like where's the self-sacrifice i know like that seems like a good trade-off like i'm
03:56:46.520
dating like have you ever dated a perfect guy of all the men you've dated and but you haven't you
03:56:55.000
haven't dated him yeah we dated oh i thought you it was just a guy you were crushing someone else no
03:57:00.200
i like him we dated i love him we dated but he's with somebody else now he's with someone else
03:57:16.840
look into this camera and give him away i would provide for you and care for you forever
03:57:20.920
you're beautiful funny and i love your aura aura you radiate positivity and happiness if you stopped
03:57:28.200
off we could sip champagne on my boat no would you stop i think you said it though you would
03:57:34.040
would you stop only fans for the perfect man yeah okay totally boom that i don't mean there it is
03:57:41.720
i don't mean to be rude but when you said that that guy like for and and i'm just like what the
03:57:48.200
heck how are they providing they're just like riding your your coattails like you know what
03:57:53.160
i mean what are we talking about but your ex like like he was just kind of wasn't he not he didn't
03:57:58.600
even have a good career or anything and he was mad that you're doing only fans to provide for yourself
03:58:04.600
right and it's just it doesn't make sense to me like what what is he like this like there are men
03:58:10.120
out there that will value you and be like i'm gonna take care of you and then there are guys that
03:58:15.320
are like i won't take care of you and you can't take care of yourself either we'll see that's why
03:58:20.680
we broke up right yeah see but if it were a scenario like that like chair one simp was a billionaire
03:58:28.360
yeah and he wants to take me on his boat to sip champagne then you know ask him where are we
03:58:33.400
going first yeah that's fine but no if he is a loser then hell no no different totally different
03:58:41.720
situation right from ballpark absolutely now you know you well yeah yeah different types of men out
03:58:49.800
there oh yes i think it was if he's the perfect man yeah yeah sacrifices obviously her ex wasn't the
03:58:56.760
perfect man right right so that's where they work out exactly yeah period yeah i think a lot of times
03:59:04.200
the hypotheticals on the show get twisted into something that they're not right like well i wouldn't
03:59:10.680
give it up for a guy who didn't have everything and it's like well yeah the point was would you
03:59:14.760
give it up for a guy who did have everything and now you're changing it and twisting it and not
03:59:18.200
answering the question and not just you like that that happens very consistently on this podcast
03:59:22.760
yeah were you a hall monitor when you were growing up no i could you have hall monitor vibes
03:59:29.960
you really do or like have you ever seen recess no girl i mean i am like a stickler for rules and
03:59:37.480
stuff i'm autistic like it kind of comes with the territory um but yeah i i think that a lot of
03:59:46.680
this comes down to like a lot of the miscommunication on this show comes down to the panelists not
03:59:55.400
necessarily listening and kind of making their own question and then answering their own question
04:00:00.520
instead of the one being asked yeah loopholes i agree loopholes yeah like well maybe if this and
04:00:07.000
it's like well hypotheticals these are very very serious but they're all hypothetical questions at
04:00:11.800
the end of the day so i mean it doesn't matter let's do but it's like a yes or no question yeah
04:00:17.640
so it's like it should be simple it also i feel like has to do with like um have you fulfilled
04:00:23.320
something in that field before like for you to want to be able to give up something for someone
04:00:29.800
like maybe if you did you know accomplish certain things and i'm not not saying that you haven't but
04:00:35.400
no if you've like lived that life like you're ready to yeah like i've released several collections i've
04:00:41.080
been in fashion for yeah 10 plus years i would i've already had my experience with that and it's
04:00:47.240
finding some the perfect guy and my family and all that would you give up all those experiences for
04:00:54.120
the perfect man like would you like if you could if you could go in a time machine give up those
04:00:59.880
experiences and just be with him would you do it what do you mean like if you could go back in time
04:01:06.120
never have had those experiences never yeah yeah beautiful yeah i think because i because at the end of
04:01:14.760
the day what really matters is like that person that you're going to grow old with that love yeah
04:01:21.240
that love that unconditional love i mean i'm a very unconditional person so i definitely would do
04:01:25.480
something like that yeah for my child let's and man let's do the gender swap let's check out the gender
04:01:31.960
swap here i saw one back there oh okay can you put us on the other side like uh
04:01:39.720
left corner is it weird to say that i would oh yeah so the the question here is would you date the
04:01:46.840
male version of you yeah yeah yes which one with beard or no beard um you look kind of asian in the
04:01:55.000
middle one are you part no no she just has hooded eyes and that's what ai does okay um um so which
04:02:04.360
one would you prefer i feel like if it had a mustache and no beard i'd do that one okay all right moving
04:02:13.480
all right uh let's do next can you can you can you zoom out yeah it's crazy good lord or that's
04:02:23.960
oh look like a trailer park boy uh would felicity would you date the male version of you no that's
04:02:30.520
like my dad oh that's your dad it looks just like him when he was like 20 yeah like younger pictures
04:02:38.200
of him like that's your dad you should show him this yeah is he no longer oh my bad i didn't know
04:02:47.720
i'm sorry it's okay but no i would not that's weird okay would it would it be never mind um okay uh
04:02:58.600
next next would would you date them would you date the male version of you no absolutely into the
04:03:07.560
mic no absolutely not no way oh god i'm not ready he looks like you play softer nervous what the that
04:03:17.240
looks just like my brothers oh my god i will show you guys after that that looks just like i have two
04:03:25.960
older brothers you look very flamboyant the last one looks like my oldest brother the middle one
04:03:31.320
looks like my second oldest brother that no no so no you would not good good good my brothers are
04:03:37.400
very handsome young men they the hair up which is the hair is not great the hair's not great but oh wow
04:03:43.880
and the middle one actually looks like my nephew too my dad has very strong genes
04:03:49.000
the middle ones yeah the middle one that oh man that looks just like my brother wow that's
04:03:54.840
crazy the one with the beard that's why all right next oh oh yes oh yeah i gotta take the one on
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the right we go back to it yeah yeah you're looking at the surfer oh hell yeah you look like my
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ladies ladies yeah you ever did the filter on i was on instagram where it like made you look like
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the guy and like if you would date yourself and i'm like oh yeah because i took one else
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oh yeah yeah i would date myself what about the middle middle is that uh it's all right okay i think the i
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i i kind of like the scruff though for sure more than i was kind of giving all right there you go
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i know where did they get a smile on the lips is this from the the ij story i don't know
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wait so yes you would though yeah let's do next
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oh okay he kind of looks like he could be related to andrew would you date would you date the male
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version of you yeah i think the one with the scruff ones yeah you would uh there you go i'm a little
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goofball all right next man or woman would you date would you if you were single would you date the
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male version of you no i mean i i i did date someone who looked fairly similar to the one on
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the right yeah but okay i'm not really into next okay oh man oh wow this is you wow that's me as a
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chick i guess that first one so that was it's too much makeup man wait whoever did that other photo
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i had of me you guys should use you should use that other photo for the is there another one
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can we do this again okay we can i don't see how that translates oh yeah um damn wow yeah would you
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hit yourself as a woman right too much makeup honestly that's a lot of makeup okay she was going
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over here imagine just take it to the beach edc moment there i've definitely seen like more reasonable
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gender swaps of me and i'm a babe for sure like major major that one i'm major babe status as a
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chick um so you know i don't know with that though i know a lot some of the girls here had good ones i
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guess but i feel like if we lined up every woman on earth and we put her next to her male equivalent
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like her looks match i feel like 90 of women would be mortified yeah some feelings would be hurt
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that's wait that's the guy who's on my level really yeah i feel like you'd be mortified i don't know
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we have we have kablox for felicity for felicity can you uh read this one chair six i would give you
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five kids you could be a trad wife and still run youtube comedy channel and write not a billionaire
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still a one percenter forget billionaire elon has too many baby mamas yeah see what's a what one
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percenter that's like uh 400 over 450 000 a year i think is for the to be a one percenter i think so
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to be a one percenter i have a million yeah i think it's 350 i don't know club kablask thank you
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sir you know what kablask you've been doing too much simping i love it i will only forgive you kablask
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kablask kablask if you you gotta pop a bottle of champagne you gotta pop a bottle of champagne in
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fact you know what do the ethereum pop a bottle of crystal don't in doing ethereum the the crypto
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wallet it's in the uh it's it's in the uh bio that would be really nice this translates to us
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really getting champagne and and if yo if you do a crystal pop she'll go on a date with you
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yeah what do you agree with that hit me out like i am pimping you out
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how do you know where he lives he's gonna fly to santa barbara and take you on a date
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we can go on a nice public date yeah public date with her firearm okay um all right let's finish the
04:08:04.360
notes here we have let's see we did sav we did katie we did i think that's it alexis
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we now need to go to carly oh this is good carly you used to date this guy named dylan
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he invited you on a laguna staycation promised to treat you you booked a massage facial and a small
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clutch yeah like the clutch bag well yeah like before i went to go back and get my treatments done
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i was like shopping around and all i picked out was like a clutch it's like 75 bucks is it through the
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hotel like does it go on well the spa is like apparently like a different company but it was
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on like the like the property okay um so it just goes to the bill at the end or something like well
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yeah it was supposed to be charged to the room which wait you can buy actual products like and it gets
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charged to the room i didn't know that i don't really travel that much though but oh yeah i mean
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like if you're staying at a place and like you go to the spa like anywhere like you just like your
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food or whatever at a restaurant you just charge it to the room really okay you didn't know that
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you had to know that i just pay for it like then and there i don't know i like if i buy something
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i just buy it up i don't know whatever okay i'm i am not well traveled i guess um he left early
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yeah every woman you you checked out and days later the police called you over an unpaid spa bill
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turns out he never paid and even lied to the cops acting like he didn't know you you ended up in court
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you had to do community service and pay you paid it yourself to avoid charges lesson learned never
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assume a man will handle what he promises yeah and this we had reconnected and we hadn't seen
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each other probably for like a year and a half and apparently he was trying to get back with his ex
04:09:47.000
fiancee that he fucked up with and you know got involved with another woman and yeah i was trying
04:09:53.880
to basically get back together with her when he was like talking to me at the same time yeah he pretended
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like he didn't know me because the cops showed up at her house that's why and he's a big guy in the
04:10:06.600
real estate world and he didn't pay for entertainment he didn't pay for anything wait i mean he's a big
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guy dylan i mean he's out there i mean like so he invited me down like anything you want want to
04:10:17.800
treat you like the queen like you are and deserve to be treated and all this stuff and he was supposed
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to go with me and he ended up leaving early to go to work out with his trainer and i still went
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and when it got brought up and i called him about the whole cops calling me and stuff he's like don't
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worry i'll take care about it like you should just remind me i'll tell my accountant and then like a
04:10:36.520
month or so goes by and then i get a letter in the mail that i have to appear in court so yeah so he
04:10:41.960
didn't pay for anything like he didn't even pay for the hotel room no he paid for the hotel and stuff
04:10:45.800
oh wait so oh apparently his car got declined and then like a whole other yeah so kind of okay so i
04:10:53.080
so he paid for like the hotel room and the mutual dinners yeah but then like when you went out on
04:11:00.040
your own and you booked the massage the facial facial you bought a bag you thought it would be
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covered by him well yeah originally it was supposed to be covered for he said he was going to buy you a
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clutch bag like he said that i mean he said i could go to the spa like anything i wanted it wasn't
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like any like oh but okay with the spa he said you could go to the spa yeah wow hey wait
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kblask oh bro you did it wrong hold on uh-oh well okay uh well okay i shouldn't be hold on this is
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crazy bro this is crazy kblask you have to do it with a didn't did i say ethereum i said ethereum right
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okay okay here i'll let it come through oh oh wow hold on hold on 2500 pop some champagne
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do we get an actual glass of yeah come on brian those cups on the table remind me of my hometown
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dairy queen they had those exact cups 30 years ago dairy queen for sure i'm 2 000 miles away from
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california he'll fly in okay so i'll set up the date thank you dm me on instagram dm me on instagram
04:12:13.560
i'll i'll set up the blind date or whatever well i won't be blind because you guys can exchange
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she's like i'm nervous but claps i um how old here here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna pop two
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champagne bottles i can't pop the i can't pop the crystal bottle it has to be through ethereum
04:12:30.680
i feel like i'll pop two champagne bottles i'm gonna get you a date i'm gonna get you a date
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okay talk to brian officer i'm gonna need like one percent of that two thousand
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all right something something give me we're gonna i did say ethereum right i could have
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did i say yeah you did i said ethereum okay yeah um we still have if you want to be a real
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fucking baller i got two champagne balls i'm gonna pop can we can still pop it if you do ethereum
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yay we're gonna do a toast to kablask we will do two toasts to kablas while i'm doing that i i need
04:13:09.320
i'm gonna be slightly distracted with the champagne bottles so why don't you guys uh i don't know you
04:13:16.200
guys are all beautiful sav sav why don't you tell me it's happy to be around you guys you guys are a
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strong women yeah sav tell me a disagreement that you have wait hold on and but wait period
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for uh everybody's over 21 besides felicity right so we need one two everybody want champagne
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choppens champagne i need some okay champagne champagne champagne do you want yeah so that's
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five five okay yeah that's good okay two champagne i'm a lightweight so uh
04:13:44.520
uh wait what's the age to drink it i will be coming 21 21 at the end we're like let me tell
04:13:51.000
you the girls have been kicked off for getting too drunk really wait i don't want i don't go ahead
04:13:57.000
brian oh no pop bottles ricky bros whatever oh here we go oh oh wait oh my god oh my god
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so i'm gonna be hold on we'll get it away from me yes beautiful okay my favorite sound pour for
04:14:12.840
people i was like we need new cups um i think i'm gonna need one additional for me for me if you can
04:14:19.720
grab uh another uh kablasks i i'm sorry if i'm fucking your name up can you tell me how to pronounce
04:14:25.560
it please uh thank you very much for the uh i think we can do we have two bottles i just want to
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we do have two bottles uh do it do it up to you see that yeah like do it up to there cool uh thank
04:14:40.680
you kablas wow i actually was able to open savannah while i'm doing this so the viewers don't get bored
04:14:48.280
uh you you have disagreements with the whatever podcast what are those oh well i just some of the
04:14:55.560
clips that i've seen you hate the whatever i don't you hate you hate me you hate me especially after
04:15:03.320
all the big labia advocacy i'm doing i'm i'm really disappointed i'm i'm disappointing you savannah um
04:15:10.200
i speak for you okay i'm i'm i've been there for you when nobody else has been she's a tiny labia
04:15:15.640
do you sub to her only fans oh yeah pause that was a pause moment right
04:15:25.240
what is your you should what is your handle or whatever i'm not going to follow it but what is
04:15:30.200
your oh shaw's there we go with three z's shaw's with three z's after you're done looking at priscilla
04:15:36.920
goose go to shaw's with three z's she's gonna get that marketing in every time she's gonna get that
04:15:44.760
marketing in all right i respect the hassle wow that's this guy he's on fire how do you say your
04:15:51.560
name kablask kablask wait one more cup apparently oh no look right in front of you oh no that's my
04:15:57.720
water cup oh i mean i can use it it's for me one two three four five six yeah i don't one two three
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four five six don't we have what is the bow wait she's not yeah i'm not drinking oh she's not oh okay
04:16:09.400
that's what happened i'll take i'll just take that one yeah that one's for you yeah okay is there a bit
04:16:13.880
more mine accidentally doesn't have enough in it because i'm the one who got us the champagne so i
04:16:18.280
i think i should have the most nice that's fair right yeah yeah i'd like to uh here is a toast to
04:16:27.800
kablask kablask cheers salute salute you guys aren't what the heck what the heck reach across
04:16:35.880
what the heck is going on you could have choosed with your water that's crazy man you're a legend
04:16:45.560
this guy's a fucking legend kablask thank you kablask is that polish kablask do you guys know
04:16:53.320
that like show that was on nickelodeon called kablam that's some like 90s shit i think i know it was
04:17:00.360
like animated kablam and it was like really cool animation for the time black and they had oh what
04:17:08.760
was that shit prometheus and bob wait let me look this shit up son she's i don't know what prometheus
04:17:16.680
and bob is that what it was yeah dude wait let me hold on look at that what was that on you guys
04:17:22.040
were yo chat i don't know if there's any boomers in the chat i don't know if there's any boomers pull
04:17:27.480
that out and then kablam let me get that going glad 10 000 y'all y'all remember this shit this
04:17:36.120
shit was the fucking wait oh my god yes wait wait damien at the top just type kablam just type kablam
04:17:45.080
it's k-a-b-l-a-a-m kablam type that shit was that last one claymation pull that pull it up y'all remember
04:17:54.360
y'all remember that yes i never really watched no wait and with that part it's one hey the part
04:18:00.520
wait go back to the other but it was nickelodeon i was right i knew you can just hit the back button
04:18:05.720
i think on the mouse it should go back to it complicated these darn these darn computers man
04:18:15.560
um y'all remember this shit yes prometheus this shit gave me nightmares i'm telling you yeah
04:18:23.240
i've never watched this show i was born in 2000 when did this show come out anyways kablam oh it
04:18:30.840
was like 90s early 90s that was with the dolls in the bathroom right early 90s also nickelodeon gut
04:18:38.200
guts yeah the agro crag which we have oh i remember that you see the agro crag
04:18:42.200
yeah yo wait if anybody's watching this shit and you have a legitimate agro crag let me buy that i
04:18:50.600
want to buy it let them know right now like one of the real ones that's like a replica not even close
04:18:57.480
wait google agro crag trophy agro crag trophy nickelodeon disappointed me after i watched the
04:19:05.400
documentary oh because it's a little saint john well why you got we're having this light-hearted
04:19:10.040
moment we're drinking sexual predators having this little light-hearted moment also gauze you got no
04:19:22.200
i'm just kidding let's talk about child abuse okay no corn please any you you want to talk about any
04:19:30.840
other heavy topics while we're at it you want what do you want to talk about you want to talk about
04:19:33.880
the war you want to war in ukraine what do you want to talk about oh no black lives matter you
04:19:39.320
want to talk about what do you want to talk about george floyd you want to talk you want to talk about
04:19:44.120
george floyd what do you want to talk about uh do we have the what was it the the agro crag trophy
04:19:52.280
scroll down a little bit scroll down let me see some of the others so how can you tell the original
04:19:57.560
which one is that that one well see mine is like i tried to buy i tried to blow my
04:20:03.800
there's different variants but like i just want it i will buy somebody let or give you know i'll
04:20:10.600
buy it what about the one with the metal on it is that one real i think that one is real that looks
04:20:15.160
like a real one there's there's like the ones they used in the show and then there were the trophies
04:20:19.320
the kids got so i don't know like which one i wish i could have been on that shit oh my goodness okay
04:20:25.880
kablas you could have if you're a little hotter when you're a child girl you're so weird
04:20:30.920
that is such a weird thing then the nickelodeon producers would have been all over you
04:20:43.240
she's got moving on she's got like two different themes of joke like dark humor about child predation
04:20:50.440
oh and like vagina joke like that's it that's there are more yeah at priscilla goose nobody oh my god
04:21:00.760
whatever nobody cares carly what the hell dude what yo that's okay oh my goodness okay where are we where
04:21:11.480
are we here in the notes oh carly okay you said women submitting to the right man submission isn't
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weakness but does it only work with the true leader yes yes did you write that yeah that is
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i think with the right man you could be very submissive and i like being a submissive woman i
04:21:26.760
like a man taking me out of you know the masculine energy putting my my feminine energy you know i think
04:21:32.680
that's everything and it tells you about the man that you're with so that's very important to me
04:21:37.880
yeah i i know i tried to raised by a single mom who was raised by a single mom like i i was very much
04:21:44.280
brought up in that like you're you're a boss babe you can do whatever you want don't drink alcohol
04:21:50.920
it took three and a half years for me to like actually confidently submit to my husband yeah i
04:21:58.280
would definitely three and a half i know it sounds like three and a half years you know too long i know
04:22:04.440
it took a long time i was deprogramming i was deprogramming you know what that's okay that's what
04:22:09.880
happens that's okay mind virus i i got over it you then you found the one that was able to do
04:22:16.120
that yeah yeah that's beautiful like he he handles all our finances and everything it took so long for
04:22:21.240
me to take my foot off that pedal it's hard especially like how you're raised and how you
04:22:26.760
you know you grow up and stuff everybody's different but to find a man that takes you out
04:22:31.960
of that and puts you in your feminine energy is everything yeah because yeah i was raised by a
04:22:35.880
single mom so i'm in my girl boss era yeah i'm always like the boss like my name's carly the
04:22:41.240
boss on my like iphone it is it shows up on everyone's phone like all my friends like carly the boss is
04:22:45.800
calling but um i love the name leader more than i love the name boss like i'd rather be a leader than
04:22:52.120
a boss i mean a boss is a leader though i don't know because i feel like a boss gives orders but a leader
04:22:59.480
also gives orders a leader guides you you know you're a leader too i don't know i'm not saying
04:23:04.280
no way once i think they're the same in a way for sure yeah yeah i think it's just there's this
04:23:13.000
clip from the office where what's it what's the character i want to lead i want to be led if i
04:23:18.360
feel like being led yeah i like to be led no what is that lead me when i want to be led yeah who's
04:23:26.840
the guy who's dating the the indian woman in the office are you saying mindy kaling yeah she's indian
04:23:33.640
mindy fucking kaling yeah but what what yeah that's her name who cares what do you mean the
04:23:39.480
guy who's dating mindy kaling wait what is his name what's your name right in the show he she wrote
04:23:45.800
she's gonna oh my goodness he's trying to reference a specific line ryan it's ryan ryan from the office
04:23:52.840
yeah he has a line in the office like he's like oh we might as well just play the clip i'm gonna find
04:23:58.440
the clip hold on no please i'm gonna send it i'm gonna send the clip okay it's a little lead me
04:24:03.480
clip all right i'm sending that private chat all right has anyone seen the mindy project you might
04:24:07.640
want to uh-uh it's so good wow mindy kaling wrote it that's after you're done watching the mindy project
04:24:13.960
you can go to priscilla goose on instagram all right go ahead and pull that out the video
04:24:21.880
your mic like the champagne brian yeah hey you know what her authentic self is everything under the
04:24:30.120
last boss and it wasn't good for me at all so i want guidance i want leadership but don't just like
04:24:37.320
boss me around you know like lead me lead me when i'm in the mood to be to be led that's crazy right
04:24:47.480
no that's not how leadership works if you want a leader you got to be a follower i feel like if you're
04:24:53.240
a true leader people will follow you and they won't even know they're doing it that's true what you know
04:24:58.520
what yeah yep wait it's like the military like you have superior officers
04:25:10.280
you don't like you don't get to have like a oh i want to have a discussion about the orders i've
04:25:15.880
just been given let me what oh also as a military superior uh sorry i'm already drunk uh i don't
04:25:22.920
drink i don't drink i'm a fucking lightweight i'm slowing my words already you can't you can't say
04:25:29.160
to your military officer your superior in the military uh justify the order to me like you need
04:25:36.920
to tell me give me reasons why i need to follow your order it's literally like now i'll be fair there
04:25:43.800
are situations if you get an unlawful order from somebody in the military like you can deny to do like
04:25:49.800
if they're like okay go shoot the civilian you as a subordinate in the military can still be like
04:25:55.480
no i'm not going to do that that's in contravention of like uh rules of engagement and military law
04:26:01.560
but if it's like a order that ought to be followed and is not in contravention of any sort of uh
04:26:07.480
military doctrine or law you follow the order and you don't why why do we have to why do we have to do
04:26:13.960
boot camp why do we have to do uh you know these military drills you don't get to ask why you just
04:26:21.560
you shut up and do them signed up but in this analogy the you're just saying the man is higher
04:26:26.520
ranking yeah like you're just making the man higher ranking in the analogy i mean like when you're
04:26:32.520
drawing a parallel between relationships and military well i'm drawing a parallel between leadership in
04:26:39.640
the military form and leadership in the relationship form and it's like look it look if you want to be
04:26:45.960
50 50 and do all that with a guy then then fine you can you can like exert your will but if you want
04:26:53.800
a guy to pay for first dates and be a leader and be masculine and be dominant and be all these things
04:26:58.360
all the positive components of being in a relationship with a leader we can't do that unless you follow like
04:27:06.520
if you want a leader an entailment of wanting a man who's a leader you have to follow you have to be
04:27:14.280
a follower because i can't lead somebody like in dance in partner dance one somebody's the leader
04:27:21.400
somebody's the follower so it it gets way too messy if both people are trying to lead and dictate the
04:27:28.120
terms and look if you want to deal with a guy like i said do 50 50 with them then then that's fine
04:27:36.120
but if you want to deal with a leader who's going to pay for stuff who's going to be a provider who's
04:27:39.560
going to be a protector you got to defer to his leadership that's honestly why i think i'm not
04:27:45.480
in a relationship because i haven't found your mic down but go ahead i haven't found what i haven't
04:27:51.400
found the appropriate leader so i'm not just going to submit just to anyone yeah i mean that's just
04:27:58.760
conditional submission i mean granted look if the guy's not a leader then how are you going to follow
04:28:03.960
him but if he is leading but if you're constantly objecting at every single point like oh i mean
04:28:10.360
look a guy cannot be the right guy for you but you need to defer to leader like if you're just going
04:28:17.000
to question every single like thing in the relationship you're going to be quarrelsome
04:28:21.000
you're going to be nagging you're going to be constantly challenging his authority then you're not
04:28:26.040
following and you're going to you're inserting conflict into the relationship and again look if
04:28:30.920
you want the 50 50 you want the more like i guess liberal approach to relationship the more
04:28:36.680
progressive approach to relationship where it's just equality you can find that and you can do that
04:28:42.600
but if like don't you can't sit here and be like well i want a guy to make the first move i want a guy
04:28:47.880
to take initiative i want a guy to go in the first kiss i want a guy to pay for dates i'm a guy to
04:28:52.040
protect me i want a guy to uh walk on the inside or outside on the closer to the street i want a guy
04:29:03.480
who's willing to walk closer to the street so he can protect me you want you want a guy to open the
04:29:08.600
car door you want a guy to pull your seat whatever it is hold your luggage yeah why y'all just want to
04:29:13.640
like pick and choose like it's a feminist buffet but i love it when men pay for the first dates
04:29:18.760
but uh oh i have to like defer to his authority in a relationship don't like that it's like okay
04:29:25.880
well it takes two to tango in a relationship but yeah i mean someone's always leading yeah like for
04:29:31.320
that for the three and a half years where i was like struggling super hard to submit we would fight
04:29:35.480
about it fairly often right like if we were running into money troubles i would very much be like i'm
04:29:39.880
going to solve it myself like because you know growing up like it's my money i'm going to deal with
04:29:43.800
it right um and that would be like a crux of a lot of our arguments is like i'm trying to lead
04:29:50.280
as like the man in our relationship why won't you default to it and then we like you know deep dove
04:29:57.400
psychoanalyzed a little bit and then i was like oh you know what i i probably could chill out a little
04:30:03.080
bit like i like this you know yeah it was something that you weren't used to because of how you grew up
04:30:07.960
and stuff so yeah it does take a lot i want to talk a bit of shit oh champagne like to submit to
04:30:19.480
you know like you actually have to feel safe with the person yeah you gotta you gotta trust them
04:30:24.440
a thousand percent i agree with that but like i guess my pushback on that though is like okay in
04:30:29.400
order for me to be submissive i need to have like this trust established i'm not saying you should be
04:30:33.880
submissive to like every single dude who comes along and just obviously you're going to be
04:30:38.680
you're going to be picky and you're going to want to deal with a guy who is the right guy for you but
04:30:44.680
it's just interesting like you're going to withhold sort of that natural female uh femininity or component
04:30:52.920
to you but like if a guy was like well i'm gonna before i i don't want to let my guard down with this
04:30:59.320
woman i'm going to reserve paying for dates and being a protector until i feel comfortable with
04:31:06.360
you and you've proven yourself to me until then i'm going to wear dresses and i'm going to be really
04:31:11.880
feminine until you've proven yourself to me as a woman it's like i still try to be i still try to do
04:31:21.960
like if i'm expecting the guy to be kind of like a provider type person i still try to do sweet things
04:31:28.040
that i think are more feminine like i like to make cookies and i'm like what's your favorite food
04:31:34.520
i want to make you good food like i do think that there's but that's not just a masculine and feminine
04:31:39.480
thing and but i think with the paying for dates thing when i think that it's so different now because
04:31:45.800
everyone dates each other for a long time whereas before you would pair off and then someone would be
04:31:52.360
making the meals and you wouldn't be going out all the time spending so much money on it's beautiful
04:31:57.480
going out yeah it's right thank you felicity felicity what you got for us felicity any new updates on
04:32:04.840
anything with dating or you're the little baby of the group um no i'm just still with my boyfriend
04:32:10.840
oh okay yeah cool guys w's in the chat for felicity she's still dating she is still dating her
04:32:19.560
boyfriend w's in the chat girl what's the list no i'm just kidding put him out there oh my shout out
04:32:25.800
wow wait what not like the hat i didn't mean she said what's this i i didn't mean it like that but
04:32:31.400
now i realize it came out like that obviously bro felicity are you gonna stand gonna be arrested
04:32:36.440
she do you can't mess don't mess with my girlfriend don't mess with felicity bro what's your instagram
04:32:42.680
uh it's felicity with two y's felicity with two yeah wait hold on felicity are you a thug
04:32:52.520
kind of now right are you a thug no i mean i went to jail she's about that life
04:32:59.640
you're this girl's disrespecting you this girl's disrespecting you don't worry about it
04:33:04.200
will you tell us the story no no no will you respond to what i'm saying so i'm not disrespecting
04:33:10.440
anyone bro you were asking for i know because i've been doing this joke of me no no she's trying
04:33:16.200
to fuck your boyfriend you're gonna stand for that oh god my boyfriend and i are like the same person
04:33:20.200
he went to jail for the same thing that's crazy literally the same piece in a pod yeah meant to be
04:33:27.320
so basically your thing was you ran away like you're running away but it was a speeding thing at
04:33:32.520
her pursuit yeah he yeah wait she's trying to distract you felicity she's trying to distract
04:33:37.640
you yo she's trying you're gonna beef her or what she's trying to fuck your man i'm gonna say he's
04:33:43.640
probably a boob man so don't worry about it no i'm just kidding how did you know are you talking
04:33:51.160
shit about felicity's ass now what the fuck what are you trying to say bro oh what are you trying to say
04:33:55.800
why are you talking about my girl see me and felicity we run together and i'm not gonna stand for no
04:34:00.520
disrespect yeah wait how much money will you guys give us to do a wrestling right now no i'm just
04:34:05.480
kidding how much money will you drop felicity and i will wrestle right you guys are racing me
04:34:11.560
personally like a hundred dollars and i'll do it okay you're gonna just let her you got i'm saying
04:34:19.720
what am i use your words felicity use your words i'm not trying to get arrested bro is this like
04:34:25.560
i've been in enough trouble i'm on probation i already got one mug show no chat is she trifling
04:34:30.520
is she trifling yeah you're gonna let her trifle if i'm trifling do you like truff truffles if
04:34:36.680
i'm trifling you eat truffles tell me in my channel you don't have her silly goose
04:34:41.640
what yeah she's trifling truffle no truffle fries i've never had wait this this bruv i love me truffle
04:34:48.760
fries bruv this conversation is now about truffles that's right bruv yeah yeah is she trifling bruv
04:34:55.960
bruv bruv bruv is she trifling i don't know what you mean by that you don't know what i mean
04:35:14.200
asking about you don't know what i mean about trifling isn't there a sexual term called truffle
04:35:19.640
butter is she mad is she mad is she is she mad for asking for her man's look but why but why do
04:35:25.960
you want it why no see i was just it was a promotion thing and now i was just kidding oh now he doesn't
04:35:31.080
get any promo now i don't care i mean she also said earlier that she was totally okay going for a
04:35:36.200
taken i know but i said wait a minute but i want to say i said if i didn't know the girl we know each
04:35:41.960
other we just know we know each other now we i know of you tuesday in it what a random
04:35:50.200
she said that in the chat let's talk about it who said that mate look look let me break it down
04:35:56.920
in some proper british i love the british accent so look he's got he's got a bird she's got a bird
04:36:05.400
she's called she's the bird the bird she's the bird my fire and she's call them geezers or bad
04:36:13.080
geezers i like i like that wait a minute i'm gonna call them geezers who's trifling now who's the
04:36:19.560
trifler she's like she's like trying to get what she's trying to do a little you know sneaky link
04:36:26.520
sneaky link she's saying that's what you call that she knows that word she knows first of all
04:36:31.640
i like men older okay how old are they maybe like five to ten years
04:36:38.440
i like the british accent british british british has anyone ever been to the uk here no i want
04:36:54.280
to i've been in london i've been in london twice where notting hill production like notting hill in
04:36:59.240
london yeah i love it it's beautiful and i have the same birthday as queen elizabeth in it which is
04:37:06.440
fine too have you seen notting hill if you guys like aluminum good they say aluminium ones
04:37:14.200
i'm speaking proper english no you're not i'm from like harry what do they call what do they call
04:37:20.040
pounds what do they call like when you weigh yourself like when you weigh yourself what are
04:37:27.640
the pounds pointy fingers no kilos huh kilos and stone stone stone they don't use the they don't use
04:37:34.520
the american system they use metrics we say a lot of things like out here is different like you call
04:37:39.000
your back of the car a trunk yeah yeah you call it a bed yeah you called it like apartments or flats
04:37:46.280
and that yeah i like flats yeah i've been sitting at a flat in notting hill but do you use quick
04:37:52.280
quick math yeah they say math instead of okay all right yeah okay guys read 100 tts 200 like the video
04:38:04.040
go to twitch.tv slash whatever drop us a follow and a prime sub if you have one twitch guys if you have
04:38:10.760
amazon prime drop us a follow and a prime sub if you fucking have one mate drop your limp noodle thank you
04:38:16.760
for the prime this means war thank you for the tier one sniper thank you for the tier one angry comic
04:38:21.640
girl thank you for the tier one chris thank you for the raid appreciate it mate uh-huh and then guys
04:38:27.160
venmo cash app if you want a hundred percent i'm going to switch to australian if you want no i'm
04:38:32.920
going to switch to south african if you okay sithafrican from heat on now you're trump you're like
04:38:39.880
no this is sithafrican okay uh christopher thank you for the doula wait no that now that's like a
04:38:47.000
weird australian i don't know that's like lisp getting weird over here that's like new zealand i
04:38:52.040
went new zealand or something christopher thank you for the the kiss ship for window the am i indian
04:39:00.200
that what the fuck i don't know what you're doing okay uh thank you guys you're going zoolander on us
04:39:06.440
if you want a hundred percent of your contribution to go towards the podcast big big swinging d ogle
04:39:12.680
here god wow big swinging boom 50 gifted memberships oh my god he's on fire oh go you are on fire yeah
04:39:21.320
what does that mean 50 uh it's like gifted memberships so he's giving 50 other people
04:39:28.200
so let me break it down i got you let me break it down so you got a number system one two three
04:39:33.240
four five six seven and then 10 20 30 40 50. oh you're hilarious you asked what 50 was
04:39:39.400
no we asked what i was just what 50 in it what the answer was i assumed that's what it was i just
04:39:45.240
wanted to clarify i make sure how do you say 50 in british 50 50. listen why don't you scoot your chair a
04:39:55.480
bit into the table so we can like you know instead of leaning back there can we get 50 more of
04:40:01.160
those oh shoot your accent makes you feel jaded or it makes you sound more jaded i don't know what
04:40:06.360
jaded she's like you don't care like whatever oh my gosh you know just lay back all right i love that
04:40:13.000
back to the that was random back to the important that's not a good thing that's not a good thing
04:40:18.120
final thing here no it's not a bad thing if a person's jaded that's not a good final thing
04:40:24.280
no jaded means like i don't care damn bro quiet oh my god
04:40:29.720
wait club blask you gotta send me a dm kablas you gotta send me a dm on instagram so i can get the date
04:40:35.320
set up okay you know send it through wait he did it again this guy oh my god this guy's oh he did it
04:40:41.560
again this guy he said 50 more i like my god he's on fire can we do 100 next time i think it's only
04:40:48.680
50 increments but on twitch i think you can do like 100. oh my god oh goalie's on fire
04:40:56.040
i like another 50. everyone got a lot about a new topic
04:41:01.160
except for felicity yeah do you have like adderall or something
04:41:05.320
you want to pop it out of here all right i don't need to go speeding in a car after
04:41:10.600
um well no you can't give her i was like i was kidding
04:41:15.000
savannah savannah savannah savannah okay i like that name all right um
04:41:26.440
carly my dear you said you were on you were in and on and off with this guy for four years
04:41:34.840
this is a good one and he constantly lied and tried to screw you over so for the ultimate payback
04:41:41.720
you set up a grinder account using his number so how this happened which honestly i was like i don't
04:41:48.120
know why i never thought about this before i thought it was really funny uh me and a best friend were
04:41:52.360
talking and we were talking about all the stuff that was happening she was like you should just like
04:41:55.720
you know sign him up for like those health care ads where they keep calling or insurance or whatever
04:42:00.520
and that's like kind of where it started and then just like a random thought came to me i was like
04:42:04.760
why not grinder which i've never been on and it was con it was honestly really like holy
04:42:09.960
just to see all the stuff that was on there um yeah it happened it was like a two-day thing where i
04:42:16.760
had to put any explicit photos of him or anything it was like a couple selfies maybe like stomach
04:42:22.520
ab picture and yeah i pretended to be him talking to these guys for two days and pretending i wasn't
04:42:27.720
getting the photos on there so i had them text all the photos and messages to his cell phone
04:42:32.040
and it was the best thing ever so i loved it wow and then you said uh oh the photos were insane i was
04:42:38.760
like holy shit i didn't want to look at them oh my god but there's this one he was like i sent he was
04:42:45.080
like did you get my text i texted you a few times and i was like oh my god this man is getting all the
04:42:50.280
dick pics and everything and it was the best thing i put it on there but i took it down two days after
04:42:57.400
you said it was the perfect revenge and it was well deserved yeah i i think so so related to that
04:43:03.560
who here has gotten revenge on the nags slash tires no burning clothes
04:43:10.360
i did one crazy thing revenge i believe you're just battering yourself after it is really good
04:43:17.480
that's so touching i saran wrap somebody's truck one i did one crazy thing i didn't want to get them
04:43:24.920
but whatever just it was this moment it was nice so there you go oh we have clap kablask kablask
04:43:35.960
felicity you do the honors you gotta you do the reads i'm sorry i don't do crypto my family heritage
04:43:42.200
is swiss german i'm 38 years old gotta work on how i carry myself since she ghosted since she goes to
04:43:48.920
the last blind date i'll send you the insta dm tomorrow brian boom wait that's so exciting
04:43:57.160
that's what happens when you're your authentic self right he's 38 he dropped 2500 on the podcast
04:44:02.280
year look at you boom you need that magnum bottle maybe maybe yeah but kablask what do you think
04:44:07.480
about i mean she she's not kablask she's not giving up her stand-up comedy career for you
04:44:13.800
she's not giving up her writing for you are you okay yeah yeah okay he likes to see
04:44:19.960
he's paying 25 money he likes that trad wife do youtube and wow sign me up i'm ready to get
04:44:27.880
married tomorrow all right okay all right i'll set up the date he'll fly out he'll fly out he'll fly
04:44:32.520
out he'll fly out wait he's swiss yeah he's in german yeah he's swiss and german i love that wow
04:44:38.840
he's got money that's beautiful okay uh we're gonna get into the questionnaire finally oh no we have
04:44:44.840
tweets oh from savannah no yeah yes yes no it's fair game savannah fair game savannah all right
04:44:53.160
we gave him uh why don't we pull up wait hold on i was gonna talk shit okay i'll talk to you for
04:44:59.480
30 seconds uh the instagram profile bruv you know what this girl bruv pull her up she was supposed to
04:45:07.800
be on the show today she no no call no show she's beautiful hell no no call no show she no call no
04:45:16.040
showed us uh-oh i see cat one sec cat um she no called no showed and she'd already previously flaked
04:45:23.560
bruv so we got we're one chair down really rude she could have she posted this story a couple hours
04:45:29.640
ago or whatever she could have just dm'd say hey i'm not coming she had already flaked the day i'm
04:45:34.440
pretty sure it was the day of her previous schedule appearance no call no show screw you honey
04:45:40.520
bitch she's winning you're promoting her right now you're promoting this girl now i don't care
04:45:46.600
whatever i'm talking about she must have been bummed out after you're watching that you should
04:45:49.720
probably go to personally you must really want a honey bitch over here uh-oh wait drink your
04:45:55.960
champagne how about you drink your champagne brian mute chair six
04:46:00.840
down the molex mute chair six five hundred dollars
04:46:06.440
that's dropping look at the number on the that's just fine mrs cat like they're a whore
04:46:14.360
okay so uh 10 10 minutes 10 minutes you can see that the bottom there damien you see how it says uh
04:46:22.200
446 at the bottom okay uh 456 okay cat thank you for the mute well deserved
04:46:30.520
much needed what no you can't do that you have to apply you've been muted for the next 10 minutes
04:46:48.760
and you need to abide by the rules yeah don't give her any 500
04:46:52.520
no no no i don't think yeah there's not much whatever oh damn wait should we be giving
04:46:59.800
don't don't stop being obnoxious now you're just being annoying you don't get to touch the gavel
04:47:04.360
keep your dirty hands off my gavel okay all right now enjoy enjoy your your mute your well-deserved
04:47:12.520
mute bro what is your deal bro you can i go to the bathroom did what is why are you at just go
04:47:20.520
to the bathroom just go the it's fine just go to the bathroom thank you leave no leave it at the
04:47:26.120
table leave it at the table go to the bathroom what have you done damn you got muted and you're
04:47:31.000
fucking talking go to the bathroom lady leave it at the back hey leave it leave it at the table just
04:47:39.960
you good bro nobody want to ask you are you good
04:47:47.000
it's his podcast he could use whatever word he wants bro even even the most notorious grape okay
04:47:51.960
now i'm not gonna make a joke about that ain't nobody trying to deal with you bro did you say
04:47:57.000
the notorious grape i don't know the most in the tort she ain't nobody's trying to he's essentially
04:48:03.400
saying no one's gonna touch that oh god we're going yeah someone paid what's his name what's
04:48:09.400
the cap kablas kablas he wants to touch it get your hands full you're too yo is she you're too rich
04:48:17.320
to be you're too rich to let me get you a nice girl man come on you're too rich to be that's a
04:48:21.800
headache right there bro let me get you a girl who's like chill you know shit you get card
04:48:26.680
i wonder what her sign is yeah that's very interesting who what's everyone's sign here i'm a tourist
04:48:32.680
same yeah it's april 21st what were we about to do i what were you about to do twitter twitter
04:48:39.080
tweets tweets twitter says oh sorry no she said no now i see it i totally forgot i was
04:48:48.280
i'm apologizing i knew this was gonna happen it's okay you shouldn't have sent it
04:48:53.160
all right no just skip it skip the tweet thank you cat thank you thank you cat for the mute
04:48:59.080
but i feel like i feel like it's probably like down the road it's just gonna make things worse
04:49:04.360
uh 10 minutes she's like oh let me drink more alcohol then great um all right
04:49:08.360
if you should pour the rest of that it wasn't it wasn't much it wasn't much but um anyways um
04:49:16.200
i can turn someone up all right do we um okay so uh sav what i'm gonna have you do sav is you're
04:49:27.800
gonna read you're gonna read it okay you're gonna read your words okay okay i'm going on a podcast
04:49:34.600
next month if anyone wants to tune in and watch me get bullied and then i quoted it and said i told
04:49:41.000
my dad about this and he's so excited to watch me crash out publicly scroll down on this
04:49:48.040
i just scrolled down at least he's excited and he's going to be he lives vicariously through my
04:49:52.840
bad choices and then do a little bit more of a scroll down nothing more than the usual okay
04:49:58.840
so there we go these are establishing shots establishing tweets scroll back up okay next
04:50:06.440
wait no one wait the one where they disrespect girls the whole time
04:50:15.880
and then you said okay that's the one just read it just read it i said that's the one to be fair
04:50:21.880
i've only seen clips of this podcast and they are all quite i mean disrespectful that's the point
04:50:28.920
you know but well i have to check i reject your premise i reject your premise you do you think do you
04:50:34.680
you think disagreeing with women is disrespecting women no i don't think that's disrespecting them
04:50:40.440
yeah but that's what we do we disagree with women right in a disrespectful manner sometimes
04:50:50.040
i feel like usually they're disrespectful first yeah i feel like most of the time the woman's
04:50:53.640
disrespectful first like i if somebody's respectful towards me i'm gonna be i might like do banter
04:50:59.240
tease them a little bit but i'm not outright disrespectful like if somebody's disrespectful
04:51:05.000
first like for example the energy i've had towards you has it been the same energy i've given this girl
04:51:09.800
here like i've been rude to her right to me no oh come on sorry the girl who's sitting here okay i'm
04:51:15.560
saying to be fair i've only seen clips sure of this and it always looks like you're yelling at someone
04:51:21.880
so half the time yeah clickbait that's what happens when you don't see the full video yeah
04:51:27.000
but yeah no look if somebody even if they disagree with me super strongly as long as it's good faith
04:51:34.120
and they're being respectful even if we totally disagree i'm gonna keep it respectful there might
04:51:38.600
be banter or teasing whatever but it's never i'm never gonna be rude to somebody just just cause
04:51:43.240
right but i'll match energy if somebody's being like rude or annoying or like trolling or whatever
04:51:48.120
then i'll match their energy yeah um and look so there's have i said like am i perfect with that
04:51:56.840
no not but like as a general rule 99 of the time i'll be respectful if you're respectful it'll be like
04:52:03.080
a mutual a mutual thing um let's pull up the next tweet oh my god there's a lot savannah so be right
04:52:09.320
there's a fuck ton and then the guy that hosts that is one of the biggest losers i've ever seen
04:52:17.400
say that no but you wrote you did exclamation mark exclamation mark i did which is like cosign
04:52:24.360
that's that's an agree signed but like i said to be fair i've only seen clips and it always looks
04:52:30.680
like you're yelling at the girls on here so so i will agree that's just what my that's gonna be my
04:52:37.240
excuse for every single tweet that you pull up yes bro are you damn and you went outside oh my god
04:52:44.680
bro i'm not gonna say it on stream but you went outside and you smoked bro and you
04:52:48.200
it stinks um bro you just got back at the table you're rudely interrupting her what is your deal
04:52:58.200
did you feel like i don't i'm just or is she just yelling at me like you were just saying he does
04:53:04.200
the girl you literally i was having you your mic your mic just got muted lady your mic just got muted
04:53:12.680
i was having a conversation with her and you have is my mic still muted bro
04:53:18.040
adorable scoot your mic to the edge of the table please even though it's muted well deserved
04:53:25.800
oh my god bro kablas she she smokes weed bro you know really what's wrong with that
04:53:33.720
all right um okay uh anyways back to this before we were rudely interrupted um
04:53:40.520
um go ahead i was just saying that's gonna be my rebuttal for everything is that i have only
04:53:47.880
seen clips so okay um pull it back up the same one what can i say biggest fun you know oh you know
04:53:57.080
it's interesting though what frustrates me is like girls will come on the show and they'll come on with
04:54:01.720
the intention of challenging it and then you just like you guys i'm not saying you've done this but
04:54:07.320
they'll choke and they won't actually state like i'm okay being challenged even if you want to be
04:54:13.880
insulting i'm actually kind of i mean if it starts crossing the line you're going to get the boot if
04:54:18.520
you're just like derailing the show and just being like uh like just straight up insulting but
04:54:24.520
if you're disagreeing with me and you have legitimate disagreements like we had a girl who left
04:54:29.320
the show early uh could like was it was that i think that was sunday's show right damien
04:54:37.320
yeah we had a girl who left early right and then she was like oh i just want to go smoke a cigarette
04:54:43.240
on the beach and i had a great time though thank you for having me and then she's like
04:54:48.600
she did three tiktoks talking shit she did instagram stories talking shit i'm like say that
04:54:53.960
shit to my face you're here you're in front of me if you disagree with me you got a problem don't do
04:54:59.960
this two-faced shit just say to me i'm not gonna like get up and smack you i'm gonna talk
04:55:04.440
shit back maybe but like say it to my face a lot and it's frustrating these people come on there
04:55:11.240
they're so two-faced oh i'ma talk shit afterwards but i'll shake your hand at the end and say thank
04:55:17.000
you for having me i respect you and i'm here to have a good time that's my idea bro solid chat sidebar
04:55:25.640
to the chat boom ignored um are you guys familiar with the term solipsism so the term solipsism
04:55:33.800
typically has to do with people think that the world or the sun revolves around you
04:55:40.520
i'm not talking to you i'm not why do you feel the need to like insert yourself what
04:55:47.480
i'm just playing i mean we're all here we're all talking together we're on a podcast i'm going
04:55:53.400
is her shit still muted they can't even hear you right is it or it's is it still muted damien
04:55:59.080
yeah don't talk don't talk until you're unmuted just wait more than 10 minutes guys
04:56:05.080
it's done now but please hold your comments god damn okay um next i guess
04:56:11.880
uh get bullied and unfortunately andrew i wanted andrew to be here but some you know
04:56:22.520
whatever he wasn't able to be here i'm saying you're not scared of andrew wilson so i'm not
04:56:26.440
scared of a man named andrew and that's true okay yeah that's fine no problems there i pulled this up
04:56:31.000
because i thought we were gonna have andrew but um next yeah it's okay um so read it i'm bringing
04:56:38.920
adderall and my troll personality and i'm gonna have a blast i don't know you i don't think you've
04:56:42.440
really been trolling no i haven't you've been pretty good faith i think anyways did you take
04:56:46.760
the adderall i did yeah really this is you on well i have adhd so i'm just does adderall calm people
04:56:53.400
down or i don't know if you have adhd adderall helps your brain be less scattered and it helps you
04:56:59.000
be more present yeah that but i digress though you're not that terrible in person thank you
04:57:07.160
she heard she heard that i do uh big labia advocacy and then she just totally switched and
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i changed my mind she told she didn't know she she didn't know that i did this but the message
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you're carrying bro you are cooked bro you are cooked hello don't you don't need to quip you don't
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need to insert yourself every single time but go ahead i'll engage you since you've decided to
04:57:32.280
needlessly insert yourself what were you saying no it's weird because like how do you want the
04:57:38.200
structure to be brian because i do respect you and how you want your podcast do you want it to be
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girl girl girl girl or do you just only when spoken to look i'm okay with people jumping in but
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after you just got your mic muted and i've told you well that wasn't a punishment okay now you need to
04:57:58.040
thing now you need to stop interrupting me if i'm talking you gotta let me finish of course brian
04:58:04.520
go on imagine this girl she's doing this in public imagine in a relationship the amount of
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fucking lip this girl is going to give you in a fucking relationship so anyways yeah you laugh but
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it's fucking true it's fucking true you're a quarrelsome lady so anyways what you were going to say
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something about how i want the structure look you gotta take a bit of a hint i'm okay with you contributing
04:58:27.000
to the conversation you just got your microphone muted and i just told you to be quiet and i told
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you to stop inserting yourself i'm okay i'm not saying be quiet for the rest of the show let me get
04:58:38.120
through some of the back and forth that i want to have with savannah okay you've gotten a lot of
04:58:44.280
attention tonight i know for it's hard to go 10 minutes without a little bit of attention i get it but
04:58:51.400
in the same way that you would tell a man take the hint when he's not interested take the hint you
04:58:57.080
just got your microphone muted and i told you to stop interjecting you can contribute to the
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conversation a little bit later let me have the back and forth of savannah
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next uh pull up the tweet or whatever next oh there's more oh there's a lot okay well i'm gonna
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start with some fun oh oh we're oh we're just going through my tweets not all of them but i selected
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these okay so read it perfect i have the aura of a slut but i have zero bitches and that's true you got
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zero bitches yeah really well i guess i have one currently yeah are you guys carnal knowledge
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no do you know no what are you tell what sex are you guys having sex oh sure yeah okay yeah that's
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cool i got one yeah okay next aura of a slut wait you have the aura of what wait hold on let me hold on
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oh what is the aura of a slut um i feel like it's just it's the vibe i it's the vibe i give off
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you know um it's the only fans the way i dress you know okay my hair and stuff it's like you would
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look at me and you'd be like that girl i mean you're and i don't know you're dressed kind of normal
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hold on well yeah what why are you pulling it down bro well she's like let me get the titties out
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well now that you put that up let me pop the titties out a little bit okay i just mean like
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social media wise though i do sure that's fair okay you've got the aura but you got no bitches but i
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got no bitches in real life all right let's do uh next i think that's true read it though just men are
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either good at video games or they can make you come why not both i just i was like yeah i think
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speaks for itself right right exactly you got to be pretty articulate with your fingers bring it
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so like yeah i'm just kidding but i mean what if the guy has micro i'm just kidding
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that was like the like a micro penis no no like micro like he plays like red alert or like
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counter-strike or like on like a call of duty like yeah he's got the micro he's got the micro like he
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plays starcraft and his apm is fucking insane like 300 apm per minute and he's just got the
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fucking micro he's just like micro and it or he plays command and conquer generals and he's like
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command and conquer generals and he's like sent he's like puts a bunch of like rocket men in the humvee
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right and he's like microing them all over he sells his command center let's do a split on this
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shit fuck split me split me okay so he's micro right he's he he he got the humvee he got the humvee
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he sells the command center so he's he lost the satellite right and he's like boom humvee over here
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boom humvee over there boom let me drop some fucking some cat we're gonna capture this oil derrick
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boom a thousand resources right away and he's just micro and micro and right like that's not hot to you
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like like like you're thinking he knows how to use his hands right is that not i i don't think
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that that really translates to because the clits like in one spot like you don't have to macro no
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it's micro micro they're saying sorry the chat is saying that it's called macro oh not micro okay but
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hold on micro i'm pretty sure it's the micro pure it's the micro bro we're speaking it's micro it's micro
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micro it's short for guys micromanage gaming yeah what is that micro is small macro like like
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like management sim games wait is it micro wait micro i feel like it could mean different things i
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guess the way you're depends on micro apm i don't i don't know that too much about the gaming world like
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that that's a funny tweet thanks look glad somebody laughed they got the mic i thought that was
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hilarious thank you wait wait did i see the tweet what it says and you don't and you don't look like
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a slut you know but you're hot people cannot that's rude i mean that's just somebody judging you
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you know she must she must want my penis i think it's because i i think it's because i um i post
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very provocative pictures online anyways next that's all right yeah so nobody gets mad when they see a
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flower okay that's the one you know oh okay right yeah we need to have the important conversation about
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how reverse cowgirl is the worst position and then read the down there it feels like nothing for the
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girl it slips out every two seconds and my view is your toes i i agree you know what i i agree we're
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not going to linger on that but i actually you have to take their legs out of the way shut the
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fuck up what is your fucking problem sorry no more i started talking before you started talking
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i i you're a habitual line stepper bro i didn't mean to stop interrupting okay like your comments would
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have been okay if i wasn't in the middle of a fucking sentence okay what is your problem nothing
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i don't have a problem holy i'm not the one with the problem you do have a problem no that you no i
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just told you stop interjecting now you're interrupting me which is even worse that was just like a thing
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that popped into my head and i started talking before you started talking do you know what the
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definition i didn't mean the interruption is i didn't mean to do that i don't care what you meant
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to do or didn't mean to do okay you were specifically instructed before the show not to interrupt and
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you've i've already just went over this with you what is your deal no deal please say what you're
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going to say can you look can you stop interrupting kindly of course do i need like do i need to stop
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the show every five minutes i was just saying to tell you how to conduct yourself i didn't mean to
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it just popped into my head and that's cool think before you speak don't interrupt me or other
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people okay thank you back to this holy shit i agree with you okay cool shitty position right next
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do you guys actually care what there we go okay do they he does well you you do i only date women
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with large labia yeah big labia matter are you with one now i'm just kidding next
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read it i am so sick and tired of large labia being described as roast beef or meat curtains or
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any other disgusting term it's dehumanizing okay first of all okay wait i just want to say
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wait can i say something because there's a pause there's a big space in here
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or do you want to say something what there there's a big space and everybody's just talking
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when they because i'm wondering how you want the structure there was a pause should i say something
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or no you should try to like just take a hint like it would might be a good idea for you to just
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i'm on the quiet i know so but you've you're you're on the podcast but time and place take a hint like
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let a couple other people like have their moment you don't need to add something to every single thing
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so anyway i wrote that tweet for you and i didn't even know it pretty much
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pretty much all right um big lady matter next wait did you read it though the previous one you
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read it right i read it yeah all right we're on the same team uh talking about today men what why is
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that oh oh that's a sophie well it was just uh i mean it wasn't that deep like i didn't really say
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anything post men but i mean sure why not okay all right next
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um somebody said so many people assume that being slutty online equals not having a good dad but no
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my dad was the best and i said such a weird imaginary pipeline these men have created
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let's see the oh read this part yeah yes my dad knows i do only fans and cells are gonna hate this
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but he loves me and supports my choices and he's my bff he's the best guy i know which is true
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it's so your dad is he's like cool with it yeah it didn't bother him at first no
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i mean i'm at home i'm safe and i'm happy and we get to travel the world together so that's sweet
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oh i love that park seriously but i mean like the trade-off he's he's cool with the trade-off
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i mean the trade-off being that i get to travel the world with him so yeah unconditional with it
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yeah yeah he loves me no matter what unconditional love hold on i have a message coming through but
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i'll i'll engage on that we have one sec it's michael jones michael jones michael jones
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donated 200 brian you're the most underrated babysitter in carly shares one and four there's
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some hope for you chair two keep up the good behavior shares three and six are cooked shares
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five and seven are gonna be fine what was that so i'm fine there's some hope for me what does that
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mean cool i'm glad you guys got validation from one guy named michael jones isn't the burger king
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michael jones i think it's somebody uh someone else i think it's somebody else
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um oh lord i love your dress i love my friends i love your dress thank you yeah um wait where were
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we oh the unconditional love yeah well i mean like what do you do though if you have a child
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and i suppose if her dad's accepting of it sure that happens but like how do you actually impose
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any sort of or try to restrict restrict behavior in a child that you find objectionable
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i mean i guess like but i want to ask it to her because you said unconditional love right
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so would you be okay if you had a daughter if she was doing pornography well see the thing is that
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before she's my daughter she's her own person that no matter what how i raise her what i teach her
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what i instill in her how i program her at the end of the day she might just do whatever else she
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wants to do i guess let me make a differentiation here so we're all free individuals like we're all
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gonna make our own decisions so i agree with you that insofar as she has the ability like she could
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go and do all sorts of things that you disagree with and you wouldn't really have really uh like if
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she was dead set on doing it there really wouldn't be much you could do to stop her if she's an adult
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right right um but you would agree that parents do have a duty to try to like trying to think of an
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example if you had a son and he was like i want to become a drug dealer and i mean i don't know your
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views on drug he wanted to sell like hard drugs like methamphetamine i would assume like you probably
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couldn't do anything to stop him but you would probably tell him or say things like hey that's
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a really bad idea here are the potential consequences right here are the consequences
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and if you do actually start selling drugs you might say something i don't know if you'd say this
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but you might say something like wow selling drugs is really dangerous i wouldn't be comfortable with
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you living in my home and i think we should distance our relationship while you're selling drugs i
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probably don't want to spend time with you because you're involved in a really dangerous business
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let's say he said i oh yeah i do these drug deals with the cartels you'd be like whoa the cartel
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is known for going after people's families i'm really uncomfortable with that i need to distance myself
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from you until you get out of that and please don't do it i would be like that however
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no matter how close she is to her dad she's lived her own life that's led her to do only fans
05:11:25.960
so he and i'm sure your dad knows that like whatever whether it was great things or horrible
05:11:32.120
things that no matter how bad it would ever would get for a person at least her dad is present for her
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he's like i want her in my life regardless what whether she does because i'm sure he probably your
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dad's probably like a free spirit person right open-minded right so he's looking at it like
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he's probably made decisions in his life that he probably wouldn't sure we all make mistakes but
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the thing is is that he he's probably so spiritually in tune with himself that he's like the day i ever
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lose my daughter he would probably regret not ever talking to her over something like this
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well i mean certainly you might as a father you might regret the disintegration of a relationship with
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the child but i i suppose and then sav i'll pose this question to you if your dad had told you before
05:12:26.440
like let's say you were when you were thinking about starting the of and you went to him and you're
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like hey dad i'm thinking about doing this i don't know if you did that i don't know if you told him
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after the fact but if if before you even got in he told you whoa i'm not comfortable with that
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that i'm gonna have to distance myself from you that within my world view and my values
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i am not okay with you doing that would that have been an influence in your decision and maybe
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would you have considered not doing it yeah 100 i mean would you have not done it yeah i i wouldn't
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have done it but you wouldn't wait so hold on you wouldn't have done it if your dad said
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i'm not okay with you doing this please don't if you if he said he wasn't he was going to distance
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himself from me then yeah i would not do it but so you see here if we we you got to hold the line
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then like you got to be the mom or the dad that says i'm not giving i'm not going to give you
05:13:30.040
unconditional love i'm not going to just accept your decisions you need to you're my you're my child
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you're my daughter that's not okay okay i love you let me help you how can i help you don't do this
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here's the thing though it's not all black and white it's not like i just woke up one day and
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i was like i'm gonna do an only fans and my dad was like great go for it there was a lot of life
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that happened that led me to that point and i think that him seeing me happy and healthy and doing
05:14:00.040
things that i love um i think that really like kind of overpowers any negative feelings that he
05:14:06.680
would have towards it so it's not just black and white it's not well i get that it's lucrative for
05:14:12.760
you and i get that he's happy that you're making money and you're not starving in the street but
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i mean only fans is not the and i'm not super interested in having like a long-winded like
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of bad porn bad conversation this is more so from like the parental angle that i'm interested in
05:14:28.120
exploring it's like there are other things that you can pursue right to make like of is not
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like you don't have to do it yeah you don't have to do it i just wanted money well it's just like
05:14:43.960
any job like you do any job you do this because you want money right exactly so that's just how
05:14:49.160
every job works but this job i get to be at home and i get to be safe and i get to work when i want
05:14:54.600
and travel when i want um so i mean the trade-off for it is really do you want question would you
05:15:01.320
want your daughter doing porn if that's what my daughter chose to do that's corn that's okay
05:15:09.800
then i would support her yeah you'd be in favor of her doing porn what if you want to do like gang
05:15:14.600
bangs and like crazy shit okay i would support her yeah and but you you are familiar like the std rate
05:15:20.280
in like the porn industry like a lot of these girls end up with herpes within the first like
05:15:23.640
one or two years right like in the traditional porn industry yeah so you'd be fine like advocating for
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something that would impact your central health i'm not advocating for my daughter to get stds i
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think that i can advocate for her to have her own life and make her own choices and then also educate
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her on how to be safe about those choices i think that's what you call um soft parenting now me personally
05:15:47.960
that's a different story what if you if i was raised by a cuban father and a mexican mother if
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if you told get my ass handed to me i was gonna ask if you told your mom and or dad hey hey uh i'm
05:16:04.840
gonna start porn what would they say uh well no if you were in person what would they do well my dad see
05:16:15.320
my father was a a business owner he was a hustler so he instilled that in me he programmed that in me
05:16:23.320
versus like just letting me kind of roam free mentally or physically my mom always instilled
05:16:31.960
being very independent and hard working my mom's a real estate agent in palm springs so i didn't really
05:16:38.200
grow up with um being able to like sort of think for myself operate for myself rather than like
05:16:46.040
you know what i mean like they're more so like you have to take this path they program me to be more
05:16:50.760
of a hustler than and a business owner rather than be more free but i guess when it comes to the the
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parental component here i mean she she even grants that if if her dad said i'm not comfortable with you
05:17:06.680
doing this she would not have done of and it's like
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if we just take this approach of oh you can do whatever you want you can become a prostitute you
05:17:18.440
can do porn you can do of i mean he definitely doesn't have that perspective he wouldn't be like
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go deal drugs and be a prostitute that wouldn't is it completely different being at home taking
05:17:33.560
pictures posting yeah i get i get it that it's different but i mean there are some negative
05:17:39.400
you're comparing it to drug dealing though well i i get the gravity of it is different but there there
05:17:45.320
is stigma that's associated with only fans in fact i mean yeah i i i'm sure your father wants you to
05:17:51.720
end up with a a great guy you you yourself have admitted you've struggled when it comes to dating
05:17:58.360
because of your involvement in what sounds like relatively tame sex work right only fans i don't
05:18:05.800
know the extent of what you're doing have you done bg content like with somebody that you did a little
05:18:10.280
bit of bg content okay um otherwise you're just doing solo content you're not doing gang bangs every
05:18:15.880
week whatever but it's like if fathers and if mothers were saying if they said you might not like
05:18:23.080
this i'm gonna disown you if you do this it could prevent a lot of undesirable behavior in one's
05:18:33.000
children and again look hey at the end of the day they can make their they're gonna do what they're
05:18:36.760
gonna do but i think part of a parent's duties and responsibilities is even with adult children
05:18:44.040
is exerting influence on your children yeah yeah i agree and guiding and guiding them just because my
05:18:51.400
i'm not like if when my kid turns 18 i'm not going to be like okay just go into the world and i'm not
05:18:57.400
going to try to guide you or help you in any sort of ways uh i think people need like you need guidance
05:19:03.320
throughout your entire life and i'd be there for my kids to guide them in a way that i think is the
05:19:08.120
best way to go and the only leverage you have as a parent is well i'm just going to be really disappointed
05:19:17.400
and no it's got to be like i'm going to disown you yeah that's hard parenting how how else are you going
05:19:22.840
to leverage any degree of influence on your children like you you don't you there's no respect
05:19:30.360
too like i have a like my dad was present in my life i have two older brothers i have several nephews
05:19:36.840
a lot of guy cousins i was raised around a lot of guys so i would never feel comfortable doing that
05:19:42.360
and i have a lot of respect for i have a lot of respect for my father and my brother so i wouldn't
05:19:47.080
put them in that position and if my daughter was like oh how am i going to try to make money
05:19:52.520
i'm gonna be like well let's let's do a game plan like and maybe maybe it's like is what what are your
05:20:00.360
interests can that can that get you money okay maybe what about like hey i mean in my own personal
05:20:07.080
example i've had a lot of experience doing content creation um i don't think i'd want her to have like a
05:20:11.400
dating podcast like mine but uh but you know if she wanted to i don't know make baking whatever
05:20:19.240
it is i don't know what the meta is i don't know what the meta is for women content creators who
05:20:24.360
don't do of but i'd be like let's explore how if you want to do content maybe maybe that's something
05:20:29.720
but um i don't know i think it's just different life perspectives yeah because and cultures too
05:20:38.760
yeah because it's not like a lack of respect like i was raised by my dad only him so um we just have
05:20:46.840
a different view on life you know we just want to like i'm not religious he's not religious sure
05:20:52.840
in 100 years all of us are going to be dead and we're not going to be in heaven in my opinion so um
05:20:59.160
i feel like i measure my life and experience and only fans gives me the opportunity to have a lot of
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experiences but i'm not even arguing it like this this can be just a totally secular position when
05:21:11.080
it comes to this you you yourself has said i have encountered uh issues when it comes to dating
05:21:18.520
because of what i do yeah and that could have like cascading domino effect impacts on your life
05:21:27.640
in a negative way and also like just being involved in like content even if it's not of just being
05:21:32.760
involved in content like do you see the nasty side of men oh doing the left yeah but i saw that
05:21:38.840
before i did sure of course you can see the nasty side of people absent doing sex work but like
05:21:45.480
the majority of sex workers typically don't have particularly high opinions of men which i don't
05:21:51.000
think is a particularly healthy mindset or uh or really gonna contribute healthily to
05:21:58.280
like you want to have a you want to date a guy have kids do you want kids one day yeah i do i mean
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some people might feel that way but i definitely don't have like any less respect for men because
05:22:09.560
i do only fans you're not jaded no at all no come on i'm jaded doing this you're you're you've got to
05:22:16.920
be a little jaded doing the only fans i'm really not i feel like um really all the guys sending you
05:22:21.480
their weird fucking kinky requests and shit that's not yeah it's like less than one percent of guys
05:22:28.280
like i don't know i just can't really base all dudes off of those all right got a messenger
05:22:34.760
graffito tact donated two hundred dollars brian these three hundred and fours need god please read
05:22:42.200
them corinthians 6 18 to 20 18 you should have just oh okay here it is all right i'll read it
05:22:50.360
it flee from sexual immorality all other sins a person commits are outside the body but whoever
05:22:55.720
sins sexually sins against their own body do you not know that your bodies are temples of the holy
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spirit who is in you whom you have received from god you you are not your own you uh you were bought
05:23:09.160
at a price therefore honor god with your bodies okay uh thank you uh graffito tagged for the uh
05:23:16.520
for the uh bible verse appreciate it man thank you thank you i just try to avoid making any
05:23:22.760
religious-based arguments just because it doesn't it's not like super effective to people who are
05:23:26.600
secular but um oh we have this oh going oh boy felicity hook it up you all need to light up a joint and
05:23:35.240
pass it around the table i think the champagne is setting in i was going to ask brian if we could make
05:23:40.040
it a double date but i don't think he's feeling it right now bro you gotta give me a bitcoin to do
05:23:46.680
a double date with with uh this girl i uh yeah i uh can i add something real quick to the last
05:23:55.160
conversation sure sure um i also think there's a huge difference between unconditional love and
05:24:00.120
unconditional acceptance right like if you're if if you were some hypothetical girl went to their parent
05:24:07.080
and was like i'm gonna do only fans and they said uh like i'm not gonna accept it if you do that
05:24:12.200
doesn't mean they love them any less right like you can love someone from afar um like i've had
05:24:18.120
situations where i've had to go like no contact with family members because of like personal stuff
05:24:23.640
and that doesn't make me love them any less it's just i'm not accepting the way that they're behaving
05:24:28.680
right um so i think that you can still have fully unconditional love for someone and be like i don't
05:24:34.600
like respect the fact that you're doing corn or uh dealing drugs or whatever it is right
05:24:41.320
can i just say that it doesn't make sense i feel like we should examine the economy and because i
05:24:49.160
remember earlier katie yeah you said it gave you freedom right that's why you wanted to do it it gave
05:24:56.840
you freedom because you were working like a barista job and you're like i don't have
05:25:01.480
it why is it that people cannot have freedom we're basically slaves so it's like we're we're in
05:25:10.600
it's indentured servitude like it's like why why like why do you feel like i feel rather than like
05:25:18.840
what i love them for doing that it's like you're doing it for money like you said we're doing it for
05:25:25.000
money it's like you're doing it for money it's like why though why do we have to do that you can do a
05:25:31.320
lot of things for money that's not i know there's two ways i know there's two ways to go when there
05:25:35.800
are some people i'll be back on this one some people would some there's that saying where some
05:25:43.080
people would rather eat ramen noodles for three years straight till they see the bigger picture
05:25:47.480
right and some people right because like let's be real uh me along with many beautiful women that i
05:25:55.320
know could do only fans we could do a whole lot of things from toenail clippings whatever the case
05:26:01.640
is right why judge we talking we talking racks a day why judge someone else's but you gotta look at
05:26:07.320
the bigger you gotta where they are where they are you cannot zoom out from their perspective they are
05:26:13.800
at the end of the day some people give a and some people don't they don't and at the end of the day
05:26:20.200
you can't force them to give a fuck and even though i would never do only fans that doesn't
05:26:25.880
give me a right to like exactly talk shit to them or talk shit about them or or put the spotlight on
05:26:32.120
them because i know girls that do only fans i know strippers i know 304s but but i knew them before
05:26:38.600
that and they're still good people deep right so it's like just because i wouldn't doesn't mean that
05:26:44.840
i necessarily would get out of character and disrespect them now do i support it do i condone
05:26:50.360
it no but at the end of the day that just goes to where i'm going to raise if i have a daughter
05:26:55.720
if i have a son uh i'm going to be the type of woman that i want my son to marry and respect and i'm
05:27:01.560
going to be the type of woman that i want my daughter to be and and and a man to marry facts just
05:27:06.840
think we can never judge each other hard disagree where we're i mean we definitely judge each other
05:27:13.240
but i don't think you know what everyone is from is at their different perspective from where they
05:27:20.040
are and they're playing their cards and they're doing what they're doing the way that they feel
05:27:25.000
fit and i'm not going to say that i would know any better because i'm not living life from their
05:27:31.080
perspective so i think that judgment is absolutely necessary as like a fun like as a fundamental for
05:27:37.640
society right and i don't mean judgment as like you see someone who's doing who you know does corn
05:27:42.600
on the street and you walk up and you're like you're an effing whore and it's like that's not
05:27:45.640
what i mean by judgment yeah i mean like the conversation i had earlier with with katie
05:27:50.120
right like if you know that this is hurting you why do you keep doing it like that is that
05:27:55.480
because they don't give a fuck is it hurting her she literally said it she did say that it was
05:28:00.920
she don't give a fuck yet wait till her brain is fully developed at 25 are you 25 yet are you
05:28:06.440
no she's still young so she's still wait till her brain is fully developed at 25 she people get
05:28:10.840
older they experience things they'll eventually give a fuck yeah absolutely and or find something
05:28:15.560
else to do yeah or invest their money in something if no one judges but how conceited it is to think
05:28:21.880
i would know better for her or that you would know better for her or that i would know better for
05:28:26.680
any of these people i'm not saying you know better for that person's situation i am saying it is
05:28:31.000
necessary to judge in a like healthy society right and i don't again i don't mean like do it in a
05:28:37.400
hateful way i mean only if it jeopardizes your i mean do it in a way that shows like i care about
05:28:48.200
your well-being and i can see that this is harming your well-being you literally told me with your own
05:28:51.800
mouth that this is harming your your own well-being and i want to give you that like that judgment and be
05:28:57.000
like hey maybe it's time to not do that you can only say you do so much not not one step back
05:29:07.000
fathers men we keep our sons out of jail and we keep our daughters off the stripper pole that's
05:29:12.280
why you need the father figure in the house because you all be bickering about oh uh you know should
05:29:17.000
should i allow her to do a gangbang fuck that shit you're disowned if you do a gangbang goodbye
05:29:22.760
comes in hot it's literally oh yeah press that button fuck out of here bro
05:29:29.000
fuck out of here bro holy shit you don't have a child and what what if when you do have a child
05:29:35.880
she wants to do she wants to do gangbang you're not gonna love her anymore i don't think his
05:29:40.680
daughter that doesn't make sense that doesn't make sense i'll still love her but she's disowned and
05:29:46.520
maybe and maybe you wouldn't be put in that position because you would be caring for her and helping
05:29:51.480
her and maybe i mean she said her dad cared for and helped her he's one man bro i don't think you
05:29:57.720
understand if if i want to if i want to exert my will and and guide my child what other what other
05:30:07.400
method do i have besides disowning what else how am i supposed to do some kumbaya shit oh well let's go
05:30:14.760
go to therapy fuck that shit disowned goodbye i don't even speak spanish bro it's like what she
05:30:23.000
said about radical acceptance versus radical love like bro i mean he just said i would still love her
05:30:29.320
but i would disown her right like that's exactly how could you never talk to her again you don't
05:30:34.440
talk to them when she comes correct and she quits then we can have a conversation because it would hurt
05:30:40.520
him yeah i mean my dad's not hurt by it so that's fine yeah i'm not i'm not trying to dog pile you
05:30:48.520
like i don't feel dogpiled it's okay i like look and just to be clear i'm not in this like ivory tower
05:30:55.560
like like trying to judge you in the sense that oh i'm i'm so uh virtuous and just high and mighty and
05:31:04.200
you're you are a sex worker like i actually recognize this with what i do like there are
05:31:10.440
women who won't date me for example because of the podcast like they won't deal with me haha that's cool
05:31:16.360
they won't deal with me because i have i say controversial things on the internet i talk about
05:31:21.480
politics on the internet liberal women don't fuck with me the ones that do should probably go to therapy
05:31:28.680
but um and but i i accept that and actually it seems like you accept it too because there's a lot
05:31:35.160
of of of sex workers who cope they're like me doing sex work is not going to have any negative
05:31:41.080
ramifications on my life like me doing this has had a lot of positive but i've also had negative
05:31:47.400
ramifications i've fucking stalkers and drama and a bunch of bullshit and i got fat and i aged a whole
05:31:54.040
bunch wait what the fuck let me just quit the shit fuck the shit um i'm done it's over i got fat i got
05:32:01.080
i got old i got stressed uh but look but look so i acknowledge that even with what i do there's just
05:32:12.520
negative life ramifications that come to it when it comes to dating absolutely like with with dudes who
05:32:18.200
don't want to date of girls there's chicks that don't want to date this guy right here like i get it
05:32:22.920
and i accept it um but there is a there is a different stigma like there's a stigma with
05:32:30.040
people who do politics yeah like if if you veer into politics you've just you've lost 50 yeah
05:32:36.680
like you you you just if you're a conservative political commentator you're just gonna be dating
05:32:42.440
conservative chicks i mean you should even if you're not a political commentator you should probably
05:32:46.520
date people who share your values and stuff so i i guess it's probably still the same but if you're
05:32:52.040
you're just trying to hit you know like right nothing i'm just kidding oh god good talk let's
05:32:58.600
we gotta get through the tweets there's way too many tweets we got there's more to bust through it
05:33:02.920
let's bust through it why are men mad about when the fans are not pouring up this tweet got very
05:33:08.120
misconstrued um i said is it because we're not being exploited we're gonna just skip it just because
05:33:14.360
to yeah okay next uh telling sex sex workers and nobody will love them because of their job
05:33:22.920
so cool it's a job grow up but i mean like so i like i think there's plenty of sex workers who
05:33:31.160
will and can like get married find husbands yeah be in loving relationships um i don't take it to that
05:33:38.600
extreme but i think if you ask me will it make it harder right yeah i think like if you're involved
05:33:44.440
in sex work there are a cohort of men who are gonna be like i don't want to date a sex worker
05:33:50.120
i don't want to date a girl with an of so i'm not gonna date her yeah which that might be fine you're
05:33:55.560
like okay i'll just date the guys who are willing to date me i i haven't heard much about they'll never
05:34:01.000
find love i think that's actually cope like the dudes who say all these sex workers and they'll never
05:34:07.000
find a guy i actually think that's total cope because i think there's a lot there's a lot of
05:34:12.280
simps i'm not saying you're gonna end up with a simp but there's a lot of guys who are just willing
05:34:17.160
like don't i don't know if it's settling is the right term but being involved in sex work is so
05:34:28.520
commonplace now that it's shifting what is deemed socially acceptable so there probably is like a
05:34:34.840
shifting in the overton window of like okay this is there's so many women doing this it's like
05:34:41.480
especially young guys they'll date of girls no problem right um whether i mean whether they end
05:34:47.480
up married or not is another question but um yeah i don't know but i think it's cope these guys oh my
05:34:54.760
god you did porn you did 10 porn videos you're never going to find a husband i think it's just cope
05:35:00.120
like they'll still find they'll still find husbands there's a debate over whether those like are those
05:35:06.040
what's the quality of the dudes but i mean i've never heard of this okay i've never heard of like
05:35:13.240
women and sex work not being able to find great husbands oh you've not heard about that it's on there
05:35:20.680
i mean she said she's struggled with dating because she does oh so guys are like guys yeah but those are
05:35:27.080
the wrong guys yeah but do you think it's wrong to not want to date no every standard is perfectly
05:35:32.680
it's all subjective so can you move yeah it is all subjective let's just leave the microphone where
05:35:38.440
it is okay all right let's just go next just to blast through these uh next banning porn is infringing
05:35:47.720
on free free speech so anyone in favor of that is not a patriotic american uh for the sake of time
05:35:53.560
i'm just banning porn is infringing on free speech it is so anyone i don't know if it's that is an
05:36:00.920
interesting i don't know if it's true it's infringing it's infringing on it's infringing on freedom of
05:36:07.480
expression it might be something like you guys don't know what free speech means it's free expression
05:36:13.880
all right well i'm not interested in having a constitutional debate but next
05:36:17.240
next no one gets angry at a woman than a things than a man who can't get laid that's true it's
05:36:25.240
angrier you know what i overall think about only fans and things like that i don't get too emotionally
05:36:32.200
involved you know like if that's what they choose to do like okay i might have like my point of view
05:36:39.160
whatever my way of raising kit whatever the case is i don't get too involved and i don't judge too
05:36:44.680
harshly to the point where i'm like but then again people are like well that's what's wrong with
05:36:49.080
the world so i just like i don't go too hard on them because like it's like i mean that's what they
05:36:55.800
that's what they're choosing that's what they're choosing that's what they're choosing wait i do think
05:37:00.680
with the with the minimum wage being at like 16 dollars per hour yeah and then with with the amount
05:37:09.160
that rent is hold on hold on uh ogle brian check your ethereum address christoph for you all this
05:37:15.320
time 15 minute call him next time okay holy shit bro that's what wait wow how did he get it for
05:37:24.280
100 dollars and the other did ethereum he did crypto and now we're bought now we're about to pop up
05:37:30.520
very fancy fancy fancy thank you thank you sir it's in the the brown did you pop it already this is
05:37:38.040
the perfect timing thank you so thoughtful damn ogle's a fucking giga chad legend guys guys let's get
05:37:47.480
some fucking w's in the chat yes w for that man here bring it over here bring it don't don't unwrap it
05:37:55.480
don't unwrap it it's still in the wrapping right first time i've seen this happen on the show all
05:38:01.320
right uh fancy yellow wow um wow ogle's a fucking legend while i'm getting this unwrapped uh felicity
05:38:11.240
can you read this from ben george do you have a grandfather does he condemn his son for allowing
05:38:19.080
you to be rainbows my son wouldn't dare stand up to your children it comes from the top the
05:38:26.360
degeneracy needs to stop shame on your kids or shame your kids it's fun it is a 2015
05:38:38.440
crystal okay sorry did i interrupt you i'm sorry i'm sorry no she finished it okay all right um let's
05:38:45.800
see if this opens like a see if you got the normal have you never done this before uh let's see here
05:38:52.760
wow i like want to save this that's cool all right that was bought okay um um go ahead do you i feel
05:39:06.520
like you have something to say go ahead she always got something to say i've been um to singapore and
05:39:13.240
that's sort of how they do things they shame people they're like this person in this block
05:39:19.880
this person in this block had their dog poop in this block and now hold on wow how dare you
05:39:25.240
dropped me i didn't know that was socially acceptable i want to see if i can hear the
05:39:30.040
oh there you go there you go look at that wait look at you you see the smoke wow yay
05:39:40.440
i've never had chris by the way i've never had cristal has anybody here had cristal yes sir
05:39:45.240
you guys have had it i don't know oh you guys are just too fancy all right can i can we get some more
05:39:50.680
cups here i'm gonna give you guys fresh cups because we are not gonna know what i love that that is
05:39:55.480
now that right there is straight class fresh no you can't taint yeah cristal with the champagne with
05:40:01.800
the class brian i like that that's nice yo ogle this is very nice of you man baby a bottle of
05:40:08.120
cristal gentlemen anytime you are getting a girl a drink give her a fresh glass that is well yeah
05:40:14.120
very classy hold on we can't take taint this bottle of cristal yes with trader joe's oh my god
05:40:23.160
champagne thank you do you have other glasses yeah they're bringing i'm dehydrated one i i need
05:40:28.920
that you guys all want yes yes yes wait does someone do that do you pay these guys no i'm sorry
05:40:42.200
okay uh sorry guys while i'm doing this um here you know what we're gonna let the 69 come through
05:40:47.720
celebration it's a celebration bitches can you read this one felicity you low iq bimbos you all
05:40:55.880
suffer from first world delusion wait wait wait how about you just reread that yeah come on
05:41:02.280
oh i read slower because i have bad eyes i'm sorry
05:41:08.360
oh you want me to pull it back up here while i'm pouring this
05:41:10.440
shit savannah tell us some shit tell us a joke savannah uh none of the jokes that i have
05:41:16.120
i can tell i can't say any any of the ones on the top of my head pass it down thank you um
05:41:23.560
i mean we can get controversial i've been up since 3 a.m so and i have to go to the airport tonight
05:41:31.000
wait okay fine here i'll do it big labia so big labia matter have you actually like dated a guy and he
05:41:36.520
was uh like said something rude or inconsiderate about the audi no i haven't um i've just but you've
05:41:44.360
seen it online yeah i've seen a lot about it online i think it's pretty ridiculous i mean like
05:41:49.720
we could talk about ball sacks like ball sacks are insane looking you know like i thought you were
05:41:55.560
an ally what the i am an ally but oh yeah okay yeah um i'm just saying it's like i don't know if she
05:42:03.160
needs that much okay we're good we're good okay and then you have some oh sorry just a little bit
05:42:11.080
sorry guys we are pouring some uh crystal things are real right
05:42:19.480
i'm looking at me weird i'm like what happened to her knees brian yeah what'd you do with the knees
05:42:25.320
why is all the rubber gum on her knees brian all right i'm taking the lines i'm taking the lion's
05:42:30.760
share of the crystal but uh so here it is thank you so much ogle thank you uh your patronage is
05:42:38.280
fucking legendary dude um you're a fucking legend so thank you so much um wait wait wait wait wait
05:42:43.960
hold on legends in the chat legends in the chat all right this is a cheers to ogle sir ogle i'm giving
05:42:51.160
you a title because we have a british woman here cheers to sir ogle sir ogle oh wow that's very
05:43:02.360
different brian about to black out very different it's better it's better than the other it's delicious
05:43:08.280
it's delicious the the other one i have i'm gonna turn into a wine snob here the other one
05:43:14.200
is had is far too bitter but the cristal courtesy of it has a crisp delicate wait what's that thing
05:43:22.600
from american psycho it has a mouthfeel oh i love american psycho you know the business card scene
05:43:28.200
it has a crisp do you like you know what this is for oh wait wait wait do it do it do an impression
05:43:33.960
from american let's go oh my god there's a doll over there baby dolls there's a business car
05:43:39.880
does he have kids brian you have kids do you have kids brian yeah baby dolls we can uh you guys
05:43:47.960
really said you had a dad bod earlier you can have a dad bod and not be a dad you can't be a dad
05:43:53.560
i have baby dolls yeah dad bod is just like me and savannah are gonna have kids okay see there's
05:43:59.560
someone for everyone look at that see that's ready that's why you gotta just like you know be cool
05:44:04.920
with people do you like huey lewis and the news nope who their early work was a little too new
05:44:10.520
wave for my taste but when sports came out in 83 they really came into their own both
05:44:15.080
artistically and creatively i'd have to say their fuck i i forgot the rest
05:44:21.960
their number one masterpiece and the number one hit is hip to be square a song so catchy you probably
05:44:27.960
don't listen to the lyrics but you should because okay that's all i know oh my god but it has the
05:44:33.640
champagne the cristal i see the bubbliness it has a very sharp crisp there there's there's a bit of
05:44:41.960
fruit a little sweetness to it there's a delicacy to it less bitter than the trader joe's it tastes rich
05:44:52.360
rich and crisp the bubbles are different too yeah like everything's different more refined bubbles
05:44:59.720
now would i like go out of my way to spend 500 on the ball of cristal no basically because i don't
05:45:08.120
drink really i only drink if they do champagne pops on the show but that's why you're lightweight
05:45:13.800
that's i'm gonna get drunk off this it's okay i was drunk earlier i had like two sips of
05:45:18.520
champagne i had three look this is the i still have all that left that's my old champagne i'm driving so
05:45:23.720
she's gonna take her all right let's get back yeah i'm gonna be in the passenger seat acting like
05:45:30.120
a rottweiler on the way home wait oh did we did one oh i'm not yeah it was below the threshold um
05:45:37.480
wait did we read the one about the grandfather yes we did that one okay sweet all right let's uh
05:45:45.240
let's do the tweets let's get back to the tweets oh my god all right are they all savs tweets i read this
05:45:50.360
one already okay next nice guys finish last okay girls don't finish at all that's funny okay
05:45:57.800
unfortunately that's true sometimes oh well i read i tweeted it twice what do you want me to say
05:46:04.040
if i was on twitter i would have retweeted that yeah i would have nice guys
05:46:08.840
i'm not on bro look i have a high success rate first off okay are you sure i'm sure are you sure
05:46:14.760
okay okay ryan flex on the chat ryan wait talk about those fat laboos wait hold on let's do
05:46:22.120
it's the champagne you guys are you sure are you sure are you really sure
05:46:35.480
you have very expressive eyebrows bro if i could give you a
05:46:38.440
you get botox the tension is crazy y'all okay 37 because a lot of them lie a lot of girls will
05:46:47.320
lie you know oh yeah yeah it's easier than your legs twitching emotions just bring in a womanizer
05:46:53.640
that's like the best toy ever look uh i don't know man you know what though here's what's i i saw this
05:47:02.040
article recently there's a scientific study about the orgasm gap um that's are you are you good bro
05:47:08.440
yeah yeah oh okay you're just you're just not contributing okay um there's this orgasm gap
05:47:16.440
which i guess is true right but there's a different orgasm gap because like 99 of
05:47:21.480
dudes can only come once but y'all be having multiple orgasms
05:47:25.000
that's not true that's not true wait i'm sorry you said not to interrupt but that is absolutely
05:47:30.600
not true when a girl knows what she is doing wait what yes when a when a woman knows what she is
05:47:38.920
doing the guy can finish more than once okay a thousand percent but they have a refractory
05:47:44.920
period girls don't know but i'm saying these girls like yeah uh you i don't know if you talk
05:47:50.440
with your girlfriends but some of these chicks we talk no it's literally we chat 10 seconds 10
05:47:56.920
seconds 10 seconds just orgasm one right after guys can't do that like maybe a dude has a short
05:48:04.440
refractory period yeah but see it's that easy and guys still can't do it that's why well not not all
05:48:10.440
women can come like that okay not all women can have multiple orgasms but i'm saying there's a
05:48:17.160
different orgasm gap there's y'all be coming like three four 20 50 times and i'm over here just like
05:48:23.960
doing all the work coming once that's that ain't true she's not doing her job brian you find yourself
05:48:30.360
a new girl she ain't doing her job i want to do all the work you could just chill over there
05:48:36.040
he wants a virgin he wants a virgin he doesn't want her to know what she's doing
05:48:39.480
i've actually heard the girl orgasm is longer than the guys too yeah like it lasts that as well
05:48:45.080
and the orgasm is longer yeah yeah it's unfair man it's not wait can i just have you this is all
05:48:50.280
the yuck that's what i just went yeah uh just closer to you a little bit to the no it's unfair
05:48:55.640
man like these girls i get it you guys be having one night stands the guy no i've never had a one
05:49:01.160
night stand a day you guys aren't or climaxing with i can't get how many guys i've ever been with on
05:49:06.120
one hand can we can we do that question but to be fair to be fair the orgasm response is really
05:49:13.480
varied in women like some girls they can't even get themselves off like it's that bad like even
05:49:22.360
using toys they can't do it i think most women can toys and buy themselves they can do it but like
05:49:27.560
oh that's easy i mean no but there's some there's some girls who who who
05:49:37.240
they struggle yeah i mean for sure yeah she might be overthinking women get in their heads a lot and
05:49:43.400
if you're not like psychologically and that's okay if you're not like what's going on it's a lot harder
05:49:48.360
to that's okay focus on what's going on so much shit is going on yeah yeah that's okay about the
05:49:55.080
laundry brian that's okay the laundry needs to get done brian it's that dirty laundry how much you
05:50:01.240
know what's crazy though you know what's crazy i'm pretty sure that girl actually i'm not gonna
05:50:06.520
say i don't want to talk about it i don't want to talk about it but the fat libia no um oh i know what
05:50:14.360
you mean but it's just i don't know it's not fair laundry laundry laundry a crier plus i mean at
05:50:21.240
least with me she's got to come before me that's the rule yeah she's gotta come before me definitely
05:50:26.200
the girls should always be multiple or at the same time yeah that's even better less or at the same
05:50:32.440
time after she's already come like five times yeah or take that too if she can do it though not all
05:50:38.280
girls can do that i just think a lot of girls can't come from just like penetration and yeah
05:50:44.040
moral is more ideal for me i think yeah some girls yeah so i mean some can't yeah but it's all
05:50:50.600
about the club right anyways next let's do next it's all about the labor
05:50:56.520
read it was referring to a tweet it says these red pill women literally brag about their husbands
05:51:01.480
hating them and they think it's a flex and this was based off a tweet where a woman said that she
05:51:07.640
only shuts up when her husband tells her to shut up was it rachel wilson i don't know who it was
05:51:13.080
okay all right we're gonna skip though but next i'd love to be in a relationship everyone
05:51:18.920
fucking sucks what the hell sav that's that's rough oh that was a year ago i'm a new person now now you
05:51:26.280
got now you got like things have changed maybe she's met somebody that doesn't suck yeah
05:51:31.640
yeah all it takes be life in some time sometimes people suck it's a roller coaster there was that
05:51:37.480
whole youtube abortion fiasco though let's not get back on that yeah let's not get back on that
05:51:45.320
topic please how old are you again sabana 24 24 yeah uh men used to go to war now they have ticklish
05:51:52.920
feet do you have ticklish feet do you have ticklish feet that's actually i'd retweet that
05:51:58.760
i'd retweet that savannah tickle his feet let's find it out all right go ahead you gotta tell you
05:52:04.680
what you have to pay you gotta pay me to tickle your feet a thousand bucks chat someone someone's
05:52:12.440
been that quick 200 to tickle to tickle brian's feet drop a thousand yeah drop a thousand well i'll tell
05:52:18.520
you i'm actually so um and maybe anybody who's done this can relate so when i was in high school
05:52:24.120
i did wrestling and i feel like if you've done like a contact sport or like a sport where people are
05:52:30.920
like touching you you kind of lose like i lost my tickle response i don't know if that's like
05:52:37.400
that makes sense i used to be ticklish but after i did uh when i did wrestling in high school totally
05:52:43.560
gone i did even your feet though i mean somebody can get me if i'm not expecting it like when's the
05:53:00.520
how about like you could probably still tickle me but like but i'm way less ticklish than i was
05:53:07.240
after i did wrestling right yeah and that was a long time ago so you are still that was the
05:53:12.440
point men used to go to war and now you have ticklish feet i i'd be you could you could probably
05:53:18.920
do it and i would just i don't want to do this let me do it then a thousand bucks i'm not
05:53:24.840
i can't chat someone spend that quick 200. yeah chat drop 200 that has to have uh
05:53:31.320
tickle buying speed wait wait wait no stop yeah drop a rock for i ain't doing that on camera through
05:53:36.200
through venmo or cash app so he gets everything okay
05:53:40.840
come on and then you can post it on your om money money everywhere not on camera
05:53:45.880
i'm a business woman i ain't no i ain't sure i ain't doing you can find my wiki feet some weirdos
05:53:52.360
some weirdos got a wiki feet page on me you can see me like buying what someone got a wiki page on
05:53:59.560
your feet yes oh wow it's a whole it's a whole like felicity probably wow oh wow like
05:54:06.360
how many do you guys like how big is your following on instagram like 19 thousand yeah you
05:54:13.320
guys might have a wiki feet yeah like it's these people who look for pictures of your feet
05:54:18.760
nah i don't post pictures of my feet some guy definitely offered me 5k for a picture and i
05:54:23.640
went to school with him and i was like you're weird yeah i would have i would have but i was in
05:54:29.480
a relationship at the time so i was gonna be respectful like not even like posting just my
05:54:33.960
feet i see him in like a video or something like oh my god you should post that no i purposely don't
05:54:37.800
post pictures um thank you ogle thank you ogle for the delicious champagne wait next let's
05:54:43.000
let's do next wait actually no go back hold on oh wait we're going back men you said you said men
05:54:50.440
used to go to war to die now they got ticklish feet women used to be submissive feminine virgins
05:54:58.680
now they'd be doing gang bangs on only fans but that wasn't what my tweet was about but that would
05:55:04.040
be make your own tweet that would be the counter make your own tweet brian savannah let me get you
05:55:10.440
caught up to speed well you know what i think maybe the roles have changed that would be that
05:55:15.640
would be the counter example so men used to go to war and die now they got they've got ticklish
05:55:20.120
feet and women used to be submissive feminine virgins now we have now they now they're strumpets
05:55:27.160
with poor doing gang bangs now we have to work and getting flown to dubai i had to learn how to read
05:55:33.080
i have to read i have to go to work talking about literacy now yeah well you gotta read only fan
05:55:39.480
girls can read y'all okay were you illiterate until the age of 20 you didn't you learned that
05:55:45.480
shit in like in elementary school yes what's that got to do with of what you're talking about men used
05:55:53.080
to go to war yeah women women read when women didn't used to know how to read how far back are we going
05:56:01.320
how far back are we going agency era i guess it depends on which war we're going to world war ii
05:56:07.000
women knew how to read in the 1940s well in the 1940s sure i mean the literacy rate was
05:56:14.920
wait isn't there a thing where school is so shit the illiteracy rate is getting worse going down or
05:56:21.880
some shit i don't know it's getting worse since a bunch of kids had to do like online high school for
05:56:27.400
covid like online middle school and elementary school there are kids in like ninth grade that
05:56:31.560
can't hold a pencil maybe that's incredible okay let's uh let's do you know what let's uh let's do
05:56:47.240
okay let's uh let's get through let's blast through them let's blast through more tweets no
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sav you you the twitter god right now sav okay hold on call her daddy girl are there any laws that
05:57:00.760
give the government control over a man's body no you know what somebody said the draft i said the
05:57:09.160
draft that ended in 1973 because it did we have the selective service now are we ever going to use it
05:57:14.760
no unless we're in world war three which i really doubt will ever happen okay so
05:57:21.960
word my opinion on that well hold on before we get to this there's what you mean the draft that ended
05:57:29.640
in 1973 also the wait uh-huh the draft so selective service remains well that's what i just said
05:57:37.880
said right right right yeah so let me know when you get drafted oh then we can talk about it
05:57:47.320
this right here is a uh i'll show it to the camera is a draft registration cards note it says men 18 to
05:57:55.960
25 years old and this is a draft registration card and then you have this where you have to register for
05:58:03.480
the draft if you want to be able to vote women that's when i love being a selective do not send
05:58:08.680
me off to war yeah selective service military military i'll make that military outfits i'll make
05:58:13.720
you nice and warm in the military outfits but do not send me out to war don't send me we should
05:58:18.520
i'm just a girl in this world do not send me off to war please hold on and so here's here's what
05:58:24.520
happens if you don't register as a man and this only applies to men it's a very sexist law what happens
05:58:30.680
if you don't register not registering is a felony young men are young men convicted of failure to
05:58:36.440
register may be fined up to 250 000 imprisoned for up to five years or both in addition to being
05:58:44.040
subject to prosecution failure to register may cause you to permanently forfeit eligibility for
05:58:50.360
certain benefits i do understand the repercussions but my point still stands the draft ended in 1973
05:58:59.640
yeah there's there's still you have to sign up sure but there's still selective service yeah but
05:59:05.000
you you don't have to actually do anything unless there's another world war and being a man is kind
05:59:10.600
of scary like you just go throw me a war like that like no thank you or three is just kind of crazy
05:59:17.160
which we're kind of close to but i don't that's never happened you don't think we would really you
05:59:21.480
don't really don't think imagine just getting thrown into war that's crazy how we're going to get
05:59:26.920
boots on the ground first off geographically you have to think about it those are how do you
05:59:31.480
wait uncomfortable you get boots on the ground where boots well you're talking about world war
05:59:36.440
three yeah you just so what do you mean it's already going on you're saying you you're saying
05:59:41.080
the the u.s military doesn't have the capability to like put boots on the ground in a different
05:59:46.760
country that's not what i'm saying that's what i'm saying i'm saying we did that shit in the early
05:59:51.160
20th century we're doing it now wait is it it's the 20th right i'm i get confused 20th 21st as for
05:59:57.480
world war 20th century let me just make sure i'm right on the that's 1900s yeah okay go ahead sorry
06:00:03.640
as for a world war i just what about it i don't think that's how we would fight a world war i think
06:00:08.840
it would be by drones now we should just i mean it's already happening now we're not in world war
06:00:14.680
three let's not but say that so ukraine kind of so ukraine modern warfare there's boots on the
06:00:23.320
ground there's literally trench warfare there's trench warfare this is why i got good at apex in in in
06:00:30.200
fortnite okay just in case just in case you never know there are drones in ukraine but there's also
06:00:36.520
boots on the ground but i'm talking about america there would be boots on the ground if if america was
06:00:42.280
involved in the world war in the world war which we would be okay that's assuming that there would
06:00:48.200
be a world war though and i just don't think that there would be one i mean i think we're closer to
06:00:51.800
world war now than we were like 10 20 years ago we definitely are but i mean we're like kind of living
06:00:57.800
and it's just not over here and i hope it doesn't get over here but yeah it's in other countries i i will
06:01:04.520
be so scared um we should definitely draft women though i do you gotta stay stay till the end of the show
06:01:10.120
when we popped cristal i know but i honestly can't she's gotta go to hawaii get her nana get an energy
06:01:16.360
drink stay for the show fine i really can't though because i have like a four hour before you leave i'll
06:01:21.800
do your notes then if if you insist that you have to leave i honestly i would say if i could
06:01:26.040
but i honestly can't alexis we'll start with you then oh my god okay uh what would you want the
06:01:30.920
minimum yearly income to be for your future husband but look what i said though after that
06:01:35.880
though 100 000 100k yearly however that's with zero debt and good credit california left nothing
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you know what love is love okay okay i make good money i don't need a man to buy me louis left and
06:01:51.400
right okay i do that to myself how tall are you and what's the minimum height of a man you would
06:01:55.240
date i would not date a man shorter than me that's for shit look i went on a date with
06:02:02.680
a guy that was my height maybe one inch shorter it was probably one top five one of the worst
06:02:08.760
experiences of my life and i definitely would not recommend and or do it again personally yeah
06:02:14.760
so what's the minimum height five three whatever i am
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would you rather cross paths with a man or a bear in the forest
06:02:25.160
the same thing um i mean a man i guess because bears are wrecked i ain't trying to die
06:02:34.040
all right and then going to you carly you said uh what would you want the minimum yearly income to
06:02:39.560
be for your future husband and i didn't answer that um to be honest i think uh
06:02:44.840
one fifty two two fifty up two hundred okay one hundred fifty i do especially yeah fifty
06:02:53.000
thousand you know how the world is now one thousand percent even though i make my money but yeah how
06:02:57.400
tall are you and what's the minimum height of five nine i mean i would like a guy to be at least an inch
06:03:04.200
or two taller than me uh and then going back to you uh it's sorry alexis 63 it's alexis with an a right
06:03:13.720
yes of course what instead of an eye it's an a what alexis alexis not lexus like the
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alexis yeah alexis but it's an a instead of an a-l-e-x-i-s oh it's what is it it looks like
06:03:29.720
an a okay whatever it doesn't matter alexis why do you why do you pick bear that sounds like alexis
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why do you pick bear because i can run from it but you don't want to run from a bear that's fast
06:03:40.280
well a man i would rather wait i put bear yeah you wrote bear i mean either way i'm probably
06:03:46.440
gonna go outside so it doesn't really matter at that point no i mean i think i was just trolling
06:03:52.680
when i said bear i mean if i was in a serious situation where i didn't want to die obviously
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i'd choose a man i could probably outrun it if you make loud noises i usually tend to yeah oh you know
06:04:02.120
what actually i was being logical if it was a bear you could scare off a bear you can't really scare
06:04:06.760
off a man depends what bear what type of black if it has cubs you're fucked yeah
06:04:12.840
well that's why you just run that's why i don't know if i've ever in a situation like that i would
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just run in my life and zigzags whatever they say because it just depends you say that for
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alligators i think i'd rather see a man in the forest than a bear a fine ass man yeah a fine
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a fine ass man that makes 250k there's a tarzan in the forest let's go all right well i'm gonna
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thank you guys for coming i'm gonna continue on with the show guys thank you so much bye ladies
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enjoy your night thanks nice to meet you guys carly you gotta stay nice meeting you
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what is that oh it's just a tag she was like oh from your shit okay yeah would you mind doing my
06:04:59.880
questions oh my god you guys are ridiculous bro hello this is why the patriarchy exists because
06:05:05.640
women can't stick to their commitments um should i file in yeah i'm gonna have you move over and then
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i'm just honestly i'm just gonna i'm gonna have the other girl so damien put uh three
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mute three and four or actually yeah i'll just have her stay here so scoot over one scoot over
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so mute sorry damien four and five mute four and five okay all right um carly you gotta stay until
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the roast session carly i need you to stay man uh let's see what time is your flight
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oh we put like a three and a half drive back and then i'm gonna pack that's frustrating
06:05:49.880
or you but you fly out tomorrow here let's uh let's get through the here we'll come to carly in
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a bit but i want to finish off her tweets okay what time oh my god let's get through them quick go
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ahead hey quiet guys never talking to a stand-up comedian again because i just watched his latest
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special and he stole so many of my jokes it's real it happened to me okay next men are so annoying
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you said men are annoying well that's oh and this is a tweet by elon musk asmr illegal alien
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deportational what did i comment on it or something you said you have no empathy oh yeah i'm i mean he
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doesn't elon or both of them both of them they don't have empathy no because of deportation i mean
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just treating people like they're not people i think is a pretty um so you're fine with deporting
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illegals you just don't like that they made like a jokey asmr video about it well no i don't think
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that it's funny i think that it's tragic for everyone involved i mean them and their families
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like their whole lives being uplifted like yeah i i understand that we have to do deportations but
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i don't think that it should be made into um like a spectacle a public okay you know what i'll go ahead
06:07:03.000
and agree with you that the spectacle around around it is in bad taste uh but you do agree that like
06:07:11.400
deportation should be a thing well yeah i think that we definitely need that but i just don't think
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i never said that we so you're in favor of deporting illegal immigrants well well sure not all of them
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why not um well because this country was built on illegal immigrants i mean this country would
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collapse without illegal immigrants if we deported okay it wouldn't collapse that's what you think
06:07:41.000
because we haven't deported all if you deported every single illegal immigrant here nothing would get
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done that's an interesting take what do you mean sorry that i mean that's what what what tasks would
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not get done if we deported illegal immigrants well see there's a lot of things that i could say but
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they do sound like they sound you know you know what you're trying to do it's the bigotry of low
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expectations oh these illegal immigrants all they're good for is like low paid well that's like oh they i
06:08:13.720
don't think that's all they're no you gotta say it you gotta say i don't think that's all that
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they're good for but you know it's like what is the the oh who's gonna clean your toilets like don't
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you think that's not what i was gonna say that's what you're gonna say that's not what i was gonna say
06:08:28.280
who's gonna pick your strawberry like that's not what i was gonna say either i was talking more like
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like there are um a lot of jobs that illegal immigrants do that uh americans would not do for
06:08:41.480
for the same pay so and i don't think that that's right so you're in favor of like corporations like
06:08:47.880
taking advantage no i don't think that's right at all but but so what job are they gonna do because
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you said the society would crumble if they weren't doing these sorts of jobs you're trying to throw me
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under the bus right now i'm it's gonna look bad if i say it say it okay it's just you know basic
06:09:06.280
jobs like construction is one of the really big ones where i live in tucson border city right i have
06:09:13.000
a lot we have a lot of illegal immigrants there um and you you just you don't see white dudes out
06:09:21.720
there working in 110 degree weather i see white people working i'm talking about all the time my
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experience okay okay in tucson i don't see white people out there working in 110 degree i see white
06:09:33.400
roofers all the time and they're working on top of roofs in 100 degree weather but go ahead this is
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my experience okay um i just i those people would not be doing the same job for the same amount of pay
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and i don't think it's right that they're getting paid less but i'm just saying that if we had all
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legal people working for these jobs we'd have to pay them more right it would lead to
06:10:01.160
a lot of further implications rather than just deporting people hiring white people that's just
06:10:07.800
or americans that's just not it's not as simple as that you'd you have to think about implications
06:10:14.520
what are the implications i mean an economy crash not having enough workers who's going to pay for that
06:10:21.240
who's i mean you would have to raise wages right which would be good for american citizens and they
06:10:28.360
would eventually take up those employment fields okay think about that deeper who how are you raising
06:10:34.920
the wages without harming the company that's paying them i don't fuck the company but what do you mean
06:10:40.760
fuck the company that's literally all america is about is about business too long have major corporations
06:10:47.400
been uh exploiting uh like labor uh illegal labor how am i phrasing i'm fucking the phrasing up these
06:10:58.440
corporations are essentially exploiting cheap labor yeah 100 i don't agree with that and really this like
06:11:06.120
this idea where they're passing on all the money to the shareholders i think it'd be better for
06:11:12.920
the citizenry of the united states if people were paid a better wage for these kinds of jobs the
06:11:19.480
market can dictate it if it's a if there's if it's paid well enough there will be people to do these jobs
06:11:26.120
right and if it means like i have to spend more money then i'm okay with that okay so you like inflation
06:11:34.040
well a lot of these companies a lot of these companies could easily afford to pay whatever
06:11:41.320
the minimum wage is in their state to people who are actual american citizens without hurting the
06:11:45.880
company we live in america and america is all about rich people and rich people getting richer and the
06:11:52.200
businesses do not want to just pay the employees more they're not going to do that that's not going to
06:11:58.600
happen how what do you mean how they would have to if they deported all of the illegal labor that's
06:12:06.760
being paid cents on the dollar for the work that they're doing okay first they would have to fill
06:12:12.280
those slots in order to keep their company going how much would it cost how many illegal immigrants
06:12:17.240
are in america right millions how many i don't know but it's about 2.5 to 3 million it's probably more
06:12:23.960
than it's okay it's more than that how much would it cost to deport all of those people uh probably
06:12:30.680
less than we sent to ukraine two trillion dollars to deport all of those people who's paying for that
06:12:36.520
the government yeah the taxpayers how's the government gonna pay for that if we are so incredibly in debt
06:12:41.400
yeah the taxpayers pay for all kinds of things like enforcement of laws and being illegally immigrating
06:12:48.280
you are literally committing a crime you've committed a crime i don't disagree with you right it's a
06:12:53.080
crime and we do law enforcement like we spend for example it's really it costs the taxpayers a lot
06:12:59.320
of money to prosecute a murderer but it's still good to prosecute murderers even if it costs the
06:13:05.160
taxpayers money i totally agree with that but i'm i'm saying it's an unrealistic expectation to think
06:13:12.680
that america can deport three million illegal immigrants where how explain to me how that would
06:13:19.560
work how are you going to round up they can self-deport three million okay explain to me the
06:13:24.600
process if you don't self-deport if you self-deport maybe down in the future there's a chance for you
06:13:30.760
to enter the country legally so if we have to deport you you're going to be charged with a crime and it's
06:13:35.480
going to either make it really difficult or impossible for you to down the road gain citizenship in this
06:13:40.440
country so you're expecting all these people to just say okay yeah i'm here illegally i'll go back
06:13:46.600
some of them could you think all all of them are going to do that no of course not but yeah we should
06:13:51.640
probably deport people who are here illegally like well i'm not disagreeing like if i wanted to move
06:13:56.840
to japan or like norway which has like a really robust uh social security uh social safety net system
06:14:03.640
in norway they like uh because of their they have a like a sovereign wealth fund i think it's called
06:14:09.560
because of all their oil production or whatever um and they they like help out their citizenry a lot
06:14:15.080
that's not possible if you have like mass amounts of immigration to norway like they're no longer going
06:14:20.600
to be able to watch out for their actual citizenry so like the reality let me ask you a question
06:14:27.160
of all the people who want to come to america who want to live in america how many people do you think
06:14:32.600
that is in the world how many people want to live in america it's probably billions it's probably one
06:14:37.880
or two billion right okay who either they're in india or china or whatever how many people would
06:14:43.000
want to live in america if they could sure that's so it's like an okay number how are we like do you
06:14:49.720
do you see if we just dumped every single person who wanted to be in america and we just let them in
06:14:55.000
do you think that would be feasible no i'm not saying to do that i'm not saying that it's okay okay
06:14:59.160
so we need immigrants to come here i'm saying that our economy is our the whole america is built
06:15:06.360
on illegal immigrants and you can't deny that it is no it's it is physically built by illegal immigrants
06:15:13.480
yes sure yes our our illegal immigrants in certain uh job sectors that are uh essential to the economy
06:15:22.520
yeah sure but we can fill those jobs with citizens okay i mean i go back to the question explain to me
06:15:30.360
step by step how we would deport millions of illegal immigrants where we would put them
06:15:36.200
how we would fly them out where they would go explain the whole process yeah i mean well i'm not
06:15:41.480
i'm not a law enforcement officer so this is not like my particular field of expertise but in terms of
06:15:48.280
the deportation first off what we've already been doing if they've already been like if if either
06:15:53.160
in their home country they committed a crime or they've committed crimes in the united states they're
06:15:57.560
the first ones to be deported we find them we have records of where they live so you can deport them
06:16:02.520
and then from there on out you send them back to their home country so you fly them to their home
06:16:06.920
country if you can you have the home country maybe pay for it if you can but otherwise yes i'm all in
06:16:13.400
favor of the u.s taxpayer paying for the cost of deportation okay but again you're talking about
06:16:19.240
criminals that's less than one percent now i mean technically they're all so technically they're all
06:16:24.200
criminals but you're talking you have their address because they've done something illegal besides yeah
06:16:29.880
or here illegally yeah or i mean how are you going to deport everyone else that's just here you
06:16:36.680
probably can't deport all of them but you try to deport most of them how explain the process a law
06:16:42.200
enforcement agent uh finds them where do they put them probably in a detention center okay who builds
06:16:50.360
that who pays for it where is it there's existing there's existing detention centers that have been
06:16:55.560
used a thousand people yes you do it piecemeal you do it piecemeal okay again you put them on an
06:17:02.600
airplane and you send them to their home country how long would it take for us to deport millions of
06:17:08.440
illegal immigrants if we have a detention center with a thousand people and a plane that can hold
06:17:13.800
a couple there's hundreds perhaps hundreds i don't know the exact numbers hundreds of detention
06:17:18.840
centers hundreds thousands of plans that can be used to deport people right yeah and all of these
06:17:25.320
detention centers so what's your solution should we just allow just keep the status quo honestly i don't
06:17:31.000
really know what the solution is that's beyond my reach i'm not a politician what's are you in favor of
06:17:36.120
open borders no i'm not in favor of open okay so then what's wrong with deporting people that i
06:17:40.440
don't think there's anything wrong with deporting so what's your argument you're just you're just
06:17:44.360
asking about the feasibility of actually doing it well yeah so then why not do it well because it's not
06:17:51.000
feasible why is why would i just explained to you how why would it not but hold on that's a very hold
06:17:57.160
on you don't think it's you don't think the the most powerful and richest country in the world
06:18:01.720
doesn't have the means to like deport people who are here illegally from the country we absolutely
06:18:09.400
can do it it's just is it's like more so well one the will of the people is there they elected
06:18:15.960
donald trump who wants to deport illegal immigrants the will of the people is there the government can do
06:18:23.880
it what's the problem i don't think that there is a problem with deporting people that have committed
06:18:31.160
crimes besides just illegally crossing here i don't think that that's a bad thing but i think going
06:18:37.000
out of their way to deport people that have lived here since birth that have grown up since
06:18:42.920
birth it's not if they've grown up that's yeah they technically have citizenship program they're trying
06:18:47.880
to get rid of that which would mean and i think it's up to the third generation which would be their
06:18:51.720
parents and their grandparents deport them people that have never lived in other countries besides america
06:18:57.800
we're trying to deport them and you think that's okay how about this if if we grant the people who
06:19:03.160
have been born if we go ahead and grant them you're you're they are citizens based on the law i mean
06:19:11.720
there's some dispute over if we can roll that back or not which is perhaps something trump is trying to
06:19:16.120
do if we go ahead and grant that people who have been born here they're going to remain here they can
06:19:21.480
remain citizens but the people who came here illegally we're going to deport them are you in favor of that
06:19:27.640
regardless of their criminal status they've never committed a crime but we're going to deport them
06:19:32.120
no do you think that okay people should be able to cross the border and have anchor babies like
06:19:37.640
are you okay with that like you come over the border illegally you're nine months pregnant you pop
06:19:42.920
it out right on the other side of the border in the u.s and then now you your your mom and your
06:19:47.720
grandma can all stay there america donated two hundred dollars so you're advocating for an underclass of
06:19:54.200
people to be exploited to decrease prices or to do undesirable jobs congratulations you just made
06:20:00.920
the same oh my goodness tegilla thank you for the uh tts do you want to respond to that that's not
06:20:09.960
no i didn't i don't know that but you do acknowledge like these corporations are absolutely exploiting
06:20:15.240
these people because they can they're exploiting everybody that works for them
06:20:18.040
even people that live here these these companies are like actually paying them lower wages and
06:20:26.040
they're like hey um we're gonna they might report you to the immigration services if you like the these
06:20:33.640
employers have massive amounts of leverage over these specific this specific set of of uh employees
06:20:41.080
who happen to be illegal immigrants you understand that the illegal immigrants are here
06:20:45.000
by choice working these jobs by choice right and they are getting paid completely different from
06:20:51.480
slavery where you don't have a choice and you're not getting paid yeah it's different sure it's different
06:20:58.360
than slavery no it's wait hold on you don't think that comp like corporations and companies even for
06:21:05.320
citizens are exploitative to their own no i 100 think they are right so they just in that same way how
06:21:11.480
they can be exploitative to citizens who are legally employed they can they can just as easily be
06:21:17.480
exploitative to those who are illegal immigrants yeah 100 and they're probably more likely to be
06:21:22.520
exploitative towards them yeah and like people who are actual citizens yes 100 anyways we can't linger
06:21:28.280
long we can't linger too long on the on the immigration thing but okay i mean i am in favor of people that
06:21:36.120
have committed crimes being deported i am not in favor of people that have lived here for their entire
06:21:41.160
lives being deported um and i just i'm not in favor of barging into people's homes and kicking them
06:21:49.160
out i'm not okay with that i think that's cruel i think america was built on diversity this was the
06:21:55.640
whole point we're supposed to be a sanctuary for people that need it and if we're not that then we're
06:22:01.160
not the greatest country but like let me ask you a question just because something was the case a long
06:22:06.200
time ago who's to say that there has to be continuity in some sort of like vague uh american
06:22:15.480
value or virtue like if the economic social reality is like hmm okay now we've reached a point where we
06:22:25.480
can no longer provide for our own citizenry because of the illegal immigration that's happening i'll give you
06:22:33.080
an example there are people that are homeless in this country and the biden administration is flying
06:22:39.960
in people not letting they're not crossing the border you're listening to propaganda first that's not
06:22:44.600
propaganda the biden administration was literally flying in illegal immigrants and then they they had
06:22:51.320
them staying in like five i don't know if it was five star luxury hotels we have american citizens who
06:22:59.000
are homeless on the street but we're able to provide all this like cash flow and cell phones
06:23:06.040
and food and housing to legal immigrants yes this is happening do you have a source for this it's not
06:23:11.480
fox we can i'm sure there i pull it up i have not committed the precise source to memory yes illegal illegal
06:23:19.880
immigrants have been financially funded by the federal governments and state governments they've been
06:23:26.360
provided housing they've been provided uh like just here's a stipend here's a couple hundred bucks or
06:23:31.640
whatever it is food shelter uh clothing cell phones all this stuff you bring up a reputable source google
06:23:40.120
it it's nothing i can google it here i don't know the precise source i don't commit all my sources to
06:23:45.480
memory but are you disputing that this is a thing well i'm saying that i've never seen that as a source
06:23:51.320
i've heard people say that i've looked it up and and i've seen that it wasn't true so google like um
06:23:56.840
new york hotels no google and flying illegal immigrants over here on planes they did they
06:24:03.320
literally flew from the southern border to new york okay google it because in the tucson international
06:24:09.240
airport they actually have a line for um what's the two those are green card people by the way i literally
06:24:20.280
live there yes people without passports like what the fuck look damien just here do two google
06:24:30.200
searches do a search for um were illegal immigrants flown into the country on airplanes and then google
06:24:41.240
make sure you add that it was definitely in the last four years it was the biden administration and
06:24:45.080
then google were illegal immigrants um being housed in hotels um i think it was in new york look it
06:24:53.720
happened once in new york one place oh i'm pretty sure this has happened look pretty sure this is not
06:25:00.200
my area of expertise well you just have a lot to say about it you have a lot to say about it you're
06:25:06.200
denying my claim i'm happy to pull up sources um and but look i have empathy for these people but the
06:25:13.480
reality is is like bro we can't have unfettered immigration illegal immigration into this country
06:25:21.240
i understand and i understand they're trying to get away like they want a better life in the united
06:25:25.320
states the united states is one of the best places you can live but you can't like it just it's untenable
06:25:32.840
it's you you can't have this amount of illegal immigration and also what what's really happening
06:25:39.960
one of the one of the other things that's really rarely talked about when it comes to illegal
06:25:45.320
immigration and this applies also to legal immigration is called brain drain so like the
06:25:50.920
most ambitious people the most intelligent people they're going to leave their countries
06:25:56.920
and go to another country and it there's a term it's called brain drain so these countries
06:26:03.400
they're going to just continue to flounder the people that live in these countries i'd love to
06:26:07.640
see these countries get built up where the quality of life is so fantastic in whether it's these uh
06:26:13.560
south american uh central american countries get built up to a point where you're happy to stay and live
06:26:20.200
in your home country but if everybody's leaving and especially like the highly intelligent people
06:26:27.320
the people that can be leaders the people that are you know whatever they're engineers or whatever it may
06:26:31.880
be they want a better life here in america those countries need those intelligent people in those
06:26:38.600
countries to build them up right do you have the do you have anything damien yeah let's pull it up
06:26:48.680
biden's dhs flying thousands of illegal immigrants to the u.s okay let's read it this is
06:26:56.040
what's the source yeah where's the source ralph norman what is
06:27:07.400
house republicans everyone knew this was taking place list all of the u.s cities to which the
06:27:11.560
biden administration has quietly flying hundreds of they've flown hundreds of thousands of illegal
06:27:19.240
hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants there's your there's your source okay but the grammar
06:27:25.800
on this is isn't even correct so like how would you say this is a reputable source okay she's not
06:27:32.760
happy with the source i'm not happy with the source show me another one related news 400 000
06:27:38.280
individuals into the interior of the u.s through this program this is a dot go website so this is a
06:27:44.280
government agency who has made this post this is ralph norman a south carolina congressman can you pull up
06:27:49.880
another one or is that the only one that you can find on the internet the u.s taxpayers should not
06:27:58.360
be paying for illegal immigrants to be flown into the united states i agree i just don't think that's
06:28:06.200
happening it literally did it i'm just saying you've shown me one source from a congressman this is
06:28:15.080
why this is why america is in the spot it's in this is why we voted in this idiot because of people
06:28:21.720
that just believe everything they see on the internet uh i i do believe stuff when it comes
06:28:27.720
from a congressman on on a dot gov website because it's all fact check yeah there you go i have comment
06:28:35.480
sure yeah you can show it to us new new york city's notorious roosevelt hotel shelter will be
06:28:41.480
migrant free incoming mode um she's not going to be happy i mean new york post
06:28:47.640
that's not i agree with you the new york post is not like a particularly reputable news source
06:28:52.280
but show me an actual source they did and you weren't happy with it it wasn't an actual
06:28:57.000
that is appeal to authority that is the fallacy it's appeal to authority that's what it is
06:29:10.760
look it up it's a fallacy anyways look we can't linger too long on this topic just
06:29:15.320
just because we have like a bajillion other things to uh get through but
06:29:18.760
michael oh three god donated two hundred dollars logistically the u.s provided fresh
06:29:27.480
ice cream to troops in the pacific during world war ii moving people is easy work when we need it to
06:29:34.040
we we were able to we were operating in two different theaters we were in the european theater
06:29:40.200
and we were in the pacific theater trust me and that was in the 1940s the u.s government is more
06:29:46.040
more than capable of removing people from our own territory it's feasible
06:29:54.680
okay all right we gotta go to the next thing we can't we can't let's let's blast through let's
06:29:59.240
blast through um yeah brian could you do my questions because i need to leave yeah yeah
06:30:06.760
in just a sec really sorry but i can't just a sec you know all right let's twitch or not sorry not
06:30:14.840
twitch uh tweets my bad my bad oh my god whoa okay read it okay somebody tweeted a twitter e-girl is
06:30:25.160
way more ran through than any normie even if she has a low body count her mind is penetrated by the
06:30:30.760
corrupting thoughts of thousands of perverted anons she is subjected to their horny dms she parrots
06:30:37.160
their depraved ideas that kind of damage doesn't fade and then i quoted it and i said so men are so
06:30:43.240
fucking disgusting and tainted that women can't even be on the same social platform as them without
06:30:48.440
having their minds warped interesting maybe you should jump off wow you're advocating for self-harm
06:30:54.280
what the fuck savannah i said maybe next maybe it's if you're a man that's mean to women i'm just gonna
06:31:02.120
assume your penis is less than an inch long if you're a woman that's mean to a man i'm just gonna
06:31:07.800
assume you have a loose vagina okay is that fair whatever okay all right you make your own sweet
06:31:14.760
next there you go small but i'm nice this country hates women and this election is just proving that
06:31:20.280
wait why why talk about politics let's just let's talk about that one anymore really the immigration was
06:31:26.760
the what why does this country hate women though it's not even politics related it is though because
06:31:34.200
that's what my tweet was about it was politically related you talking about like roe v wade or
06:31:38.840
something or no it was about the fact that we elected trump over a woman
06:31:46.040
because the only reason she didn't get elected was because she's a woman
06:31:49.480
incorrect brother cope wait hold on you see you can say it's cope but it's people like you two that are
06:31:56.360
the reason that the entire world is falling apart right now it's because of you guys because of us yes if
06:32:03.640
you didn't vote for such a fucking idiot then we wouldn't be in this position i have a maga hat
06:32:08.440
do you want to wear it please wait you'll actually wear it i'll wear it later in the show later in the
06:32:12.920
show i'm gonna fix i can fix her yeah i can fix her i'll make her a based republican um go for it
06:32:19.720
so wait you think they you think they voted for trump because he's a man and they didn't vote for kamala
06:32:33.080
i have nothing else to say on the subject yes wait so let me ask you a question so did you vote for
06:32:40.760
kamala because she's a woman no i liked her policies what were her policies genuinely she never answered
06:32:47.960
a question what were her policies if you don't think that she ever answered a question it's because you
06:32:52.760
never watched her talk i did i saw her on caller daddy okay you saw her on a podcast yeah she didn't
06:32:59.240
do any she barely did any interviews you you guys you it is not it is your responsibility to look this
06:33:09.560
shit up if you don't do it that's your own fault i think this is this is total code you can't sit here
06:33:16.680
and just like assume that everyone's gonna be giving you information wait isn't that what you just did
06:33:21.400
with the immigration thing like you said you need to give me a source because i don't believe you so
06:33:25.720
i'm saying you need to give me a source i don't believe you do i have my phone with me right now
06:33:30.440
wait so hold on you're asking me about policies you're not asking me for a source wait but you do
06:33:35.960
acknowledge that there's a lot of women who they will vote for a female politician just because she's
06:33:41.000
a woman like people do this all the time just like how guys will vote for trump because he's a dude
06:33:45.400
i actually think most men don't vote for him because he's a dude they just like his policies but
06:33:49.960
in any case you do realize like people will just vote for somebody because they share some
06:33:54.280
characteristics like for example when it came to obama like people weren't really super heavily
06:33:59.400
invested in his actual policies they're just like okay i'm black i want to vote for him because he's
06:34:03.960
black no i'm not saying over 50 of america is black no i didn't well but you just said that that's not
06:34:09.720
that's literally not what i said okay i'm saying there's a cohort of black people who voted for barack
06:34:14.840
obama just because he was black and that's fine but it's weird when like if a woman wants to vote
06:34:22.520
for a woman because she's a woman and that's the basis of her vote oh i want there to be the first
06:34:27.800
female president why would it ever be wrong then in the reverse to say it's my preference to have a
06:34:34.360
male president well why what would be wrong with that well i i just think that it's i mean we've never
06:34:42.040
had a woman president before i don't think that there's anything wrong with wanting women to have
06:34:46.760
power in this country if that's if that's your preference but it could also be people's preference
06:34:51.880
of it could either be i want a male president or i don't want a woman president right what would be
06:34:57.640
wrong with that preference well it's a democracy that's why we have it most people voted for trump
06:35:02.920
and that's why he's president not because he's a man though i mean maybe not that's why that's not why
06:35:08.840
you voted for him but there's plenty of people out there that voted for him because he's a man
06:35:13.240
sure sure what would be wrong with that though i don't think there's anything wrong with that well
06:35:17.560
i mean that's an opinion that's okay but you said you want to vote for a woman because she's a woman
06:35:23.400
no no no i didn't say that i said that people probably did vote for her because she's a woman i
06:35:29.160
voted for her based on policy yeah but what would be wrong so if somebody's voting for a woman because
06:35:33.720
she's a woman it establishes that they are not voting for a man because he's a man right so the
06:35:41.240
reverse cannot be wrong unless the other is wrong well it's vice versa that's yeah but i but so spoke
06:35:48.120
on that but it sounds like you're saying it's oh it's sexist to like to vote for a man because you
06:35:53.240
don't want a female president but then it would have to be sexist to vote for a woman because you
06:35:58.040
don't want a male president well i think there are a lot of people that agreed more with kamala's
06:36:02.520
policies but they voted for trump because he's a man wait there's you're saying there's liberals
06:36:07.560
or democrats that voted for yes 100 trump yeah but because ma'am mm-hmm yeah you do realize trump
06:36:17.720
won the popular vote yes yeah so majority of people it's the people's will yes literally the people's
06:36:23.160
will i said that it's a democracy we voted him in i don't know what you're arguing right now i don't
06:36:29.080
know um hold on one sec here boys we're gonna bloop um
06:36:39.160
blah blah blah blah bunch of bullshit okay um not you not not what you're saying um no i appreciate
06:36:44.040
you engaging in good faith um you did say one other thing that i kind of objected to
06:36:48.840
uh we're we don't have time for that next let's just do next oh my god there's more yeah you have
06:36:55.320
so many tweets fuck hates women couldn't but wait hold on last thing on this one if kamala won
06:37:02.920
what would like would you agree that i could make the equivalent statement of this country hates men
06:37:09.000
because i mean considering we've only had men presidents no okay like what do you mean what's
06:37:19.000
actually i don't understand what's wrong with that what do you mean what do you mean it's not equal
06:37:26.040
yeah i don't think they were elected president because they're a man i do this one for sure i think
06:37:31.320
that's why donald trump was elected i think that's the only reason that he's ever gotten elected do you
06:37:35.960
any evidence for this claim uh he ran against hillary clinton and he lost and then he ran against
06:37:41.720
joe biden or sorry he ran against hillary clinton and he won and then he ran against joe biden and
06:37:46.280
then he lost and then he ran against kamala harris and then he won he's only one against women that's
06:37:52.440
evidence it's not what more evidence can i give you so just because bad thing happened means sexism
06:37:59.480
bad thing happened that's not evidence i gave you the three terms that he ran for he lost he won
06:38:05.880
against two women and lost against one man here's your rebuttal what do you want me here's your rebuttal
06:38:13.960
what evidence do you have that it has to okay if a bad thing happens to a black person is it because
06:38:19.880
of my racism i guess it depends on what happens okay so women more specific two women lost the election
06:38:29.480
it must be due to sexism how about it could be due to the fact that they were uh just actually in
06:38:35.880
both elections they uh they screwed bernie bernie sanders bernie sanders was never going to be
06:38:41.880
president they screwed him in the primary and then there wasn't even a primary you believe in democracy
06:38:47.240
right why wasn't their primary because joe biden had to drop out yeah they could have still done a
06:38:52.280
primary how would they do that that late in the election i don't know i don't know the the mechanism
06:38:57.240
by which they would do it well you don't know see what i'm saying you don't know i i'm not you can't
06:39:02.520
do that machinations of that she just you can't isn't it the ultimate female privilege that she was
06:39:09.400
she became the uh the presidential nominee without ever having to do a primary don't you think that
06:39:16.520
that's ridiculous okay she was a vice president they voted for her too so why wasn't their primary
06:39:22.840
because he had to drop out literally mid-election there was no time there was no time yeah i you
06:39:31.480
don't understand how long just because donald trump beats two women does that's not evidence of the
06:39:38.840
fact that there was it could have been strictly policy related it could have been that the democrats uh
06:39:44.600
forwarded two terrible candidates hillary terrible candidate i agree terrible candidate uh kamala
06:39:54.440
terrible candidate and i'm pretty sure kamala got smoked worse than than hillary did much right
06:40:01.240
because hillary won the popular vote yeah smoked totally smoked they were unpopular candidates
06:40:07.560
kamala even more so because she didn't she didn't get it through the primary i'm not advocating for
06:40:13.480
the democratic party i think the democratic party has been fucking up for years now sure um i think
06:40:19.800
that we've dropped the ball on pretty much every election that we've had um in the past 15 20 years
06:40:27.320
so all right i'll move it on i'll move it on from politics okay next next
06:40:33.080
i need someone to explain to me why it's okay for men to have sex but it's not okay for women to have
06:40:45.160
i'll explain to explain that okay go ahead need someone to explain to me why it's okay for men to
06:40:50.120
have sex but it's so this seems like a bit of a straw man a little bit like is this really the
06:40:56.600
position you hear like it's women are not allowed to have sex but men are like is that the actual argument
06:41:03.160
it was probably based off of a tweet that i saw how about this is this a tweeted based off the tweet
06:41:10.120
so do you think that here's the position i hear so if a man's promiscuous that this is less judged
06:41:18.040
than when a woman's promiscuous that's the typical position i hear right okay okay yeah i don't think
06:41:26.200
like if a woman's having sex in a monogamous relationship i don't think people are really
06:41:31.240
having an issue with that i wasn't talking nobody was talking about being in a monogamous
06:41:36.520
really so just like having so if a woman has sex with her husband that's judged no she's talking
06:41:41.800
like one night stands no i'm not so what are you talking about like if a woman has sex with her
06:41:46.200
husband no i'm talking about in general women and men having sex it doesn't have to be a very
06:41:52.520
context it doesn't have to be a specific context it's just it's just a tweet okay okay sure so
06:41:59.960
there's no specific context i probably just saw a tweet about it and then i tweeted it i mean there
06:42:05.560
there's i i guess really quick though so i think perhaps what you're getting at is if a guy sleeps with
06:42:10.200
a lot of women he's a stud if a woman sleeps with a lot of men yeah exactly yeah it's really easy for
06:42:14.840
a woman to do that though whereas for a man that takes some degree of like skill does that make it
06:42:18.840
even worse though the fact that you guys had to try so hard to get your body count to be the same as
06:42:25.400
a woman's that's why it's more respected is it by so like for for me for example i don't think
06:42:31.880
promiscuity in men is a good thing right okay so promiscuity in men and women i'm not in favor of
06:42:37.720
that i don't think men should be trying to run through a bunch of chicks i don't think that
06:42:41.800
that's like a big w like i don't think that's a major flex for dudes but any woman here's the thing
06:42:48.520
any woman can be a slut not any man can be a slut right like you take a below average girl she can
06:42:57.960
fuck six dudes in a day every day if she wants to a below average man he's lucky to fuck maybe one or
06:43:06.920
two girls a year right but do you see my point though what's your point that if a guy has the
06:43:12.520
same body count as a girl it means that he had to he had to work twice as hard to get it probably way
06:43:18.600
harder like that's more promiscuous how is it more promiscuous you're trying harder like you're
06:43:27.240
you're running through the gals trying to find one that'll open her legs you know what i mean like
06:43:31.640
that's you put a lot more work into it they're both promiscuous well right but one is going to be
06:43:37.880
judged differently but there's a reverse judgment that exists too a guy like you even had a comment
06:43:43.240
about incels like female virginity is not shamed male virginity is shamed so like the exact reverse
06:43:50.680
thing that you're talking about well and you're kind of cool with you could also flip the same thing
06:43:55.240
like male virginity is shamed but a woman being a virgin is a good thing wait wait did i misspeak
06:44:03.560
no that's what you that's what i'm pretty sure yeah like male virginity is shamed right female virginity
06:44:08.520
is valued right yeah okay so but you're you're doing like a reversal of the shaming
06:44:17.800
what do you mean so i'm i don't how i don't know how i'm okay like some people think it's shameful
06:44:26.040
to be a virgin some people feel like it's shameful to have a lot of partners that's what you guys are
06:44:32.840
saying it's just all difference of opinion i suppose i mean also it's just the reality men value
06:44:39.480
um men value this more than women so you want a virgin sure even though you're not one what's wrong
06:44:46.840
with that well i mean why would a virgin want you she's waited for this long why would she want to
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sleep with a guy that's been ran through you know not saying you're ran through but well the i mean
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look yeah yeah so i mean look the thing is is that i'm not saying like if a here's here's the thing
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if a woman's standard a female virgin her standard is i want a guy with a low body count or i want to
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date a male virgin i'm not here objecting to that right i have no objections if she wants if she doesn't
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want to date me that's fine uh-huh see i like when i tweet things i'm just commenting and observing
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it's an opinion it doesn't mean everybody has to follow what i believe in yeah that's fine so i don't
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know what you want me to say it's my opinion no i mean i'm just challenging you on your position but
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like when it comes to when it comes to that it's it's essentially like one of the reasons why there's
06:45:52.600
this double standard that exists is one there's a just a evolutionary biological difference but
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also just women they seem to care a lot less about promiscuity in men or at least body count in men
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and men care far more about promiscuity in women which is why virginity or low body count is valued in
06:46:12.600
women generally and the reverse is not the case women typically look if if it if it is a woman's
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standard like hey i don't want to date a guy who has a high body count i want to date a guy who's
06:46:24.120
a virgin i don't have any objections to that whatsoever but i do think that there is probably
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a trend among a lot of women that they just don't seem to care that much about that and this could be
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evidenced by the fact of like if you look at some of the uh you look male celebrities male musicians
06:46:43.560
these guys have had hundreds if not thousands of sexual partners but you think women look at chris
06:46:50.840
brown or some other famous musician and they're like wow i just don't want to be with him because
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he's been with too many women no most women don't think that way some do but most women are like whoa
06:47:03.480
he's really attractive i don't care about that but men even if we're dealing with a woman who's insanely
06:47:11.480
beautiful and maybe she has status but if she's been with a fuck ton of dudes what that's going to
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be a an issue for a lot of guys in a way that it won't be an issue for a lot of women what do you
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consider like a fuck ton of dudes i mean it varies depends on your age okay 25 i think most men would
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say once you get double digits you have a high body count okay i think depending on your specific
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geographic region if you live like if you live in the really urban area or like a city most men
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are going to probably put be like over 20 right that's like dangerous territory right now the reality
06:47:50.120
is where what i've seen is a lot of college girls the university of california system they done had
06:48:00.920
10 dudes their first freshman year they done fuck 10 20 bodies by the time they're done with her
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freshman year by the time a lot of these girls are out of college four years in university maybe
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they're dealing with fraternities they're in a sorority whatever they done fucked 40 50 dudes
06:48:16.440
but the dudes also fucked 40 to 50 girls well i think what you what you have happening is there'll be
06:48:22.600
it'll be like spread differently so you'll have a higher you'll have more women who have a higher
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body count oh and then you'll have guys on the extreme that have like 300 it's like the girls are
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all sleeping with like the top yeah they're sleeping with the same guys yeah yeah for sure so you have
06:48:40.760
guys with like insane body you have some girls with insane body counts too but you have like a a bit
06:48:46.680
lower of a distribution of the body count among more of the women and then you'll have like a bunch of
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dudes with like much higher body counts yeah i mean like how would you ever know though like like
06:48:57.400
you could ask somebody they could just lie to you like there's no way to tell
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i mean that's a pretty bad way to start a relationship is to lie well yeah you're right
06:49:05.800
a girl could lie like there's no like physical ramifications for having a body count of like 50
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or something i mean there's there's ways you can uh i mean you can ask certain questions
06:49:17.000
to make determinations she could still lie about that what are the questions yeah sure i mean i would
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ask like okay first off this would be a really easy at least an establishing point how many boyfriends
06:49:26.440
have you had how many relationships have you been in okay if you've been sexually active i'm already
06:49:31.080
going to assume if you've had five boyfriends your body counts at least five then i'm like okay then
06:49:35.800
you can get into some other kind of more generic questions have you um have you had a one night
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stand have you had threesomes have you done like ask questions like that and then you can also make
06:49:45.240
some determinations based off of are they party girls do they have a history of partying do they drink do
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they do drugs now that's not going to tell you a precise number but you can make some inferences
06:49:57.240
based on the fact of okay they do drugs they do parties is she blasted in tattoos i'm not saying
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you could i technically you could be a virgin and be fully blasted in tattoos but i'm sure you'd agree
06:50:10.200
that you're probably if you see somebody blasted in tattoos a woman and she's got nipple piercings
06:50:16.520
in this shit your first guess is not virgin right so you're going to be able to make some
06:50:21.800
determinations just based off of things that could be like secondary right so you can ask questions you
06:50:28.440
can ask clarifying questions okay but is she going to be yeah she could lie absolutely but you got to
06:50:34.840
ask some questions right it's not going to get you the exact number if she's inclined to lie
06:50:41.480
i'm just saying like there's no like physical ramifications like there's no way to tell really
06:50:45.720
more sexual partners you've had the greater likelihood of having stds okay i mean you can
06:50:51.160
get an std from sleeping with someone once so that's yep there's women who are virgins who sleep
06:50:56.680
with a guy one time and they get herpes yeah it happens but it's probably more likely that the woman
06:51:02.920
who's going out every weekend and having a casual section sexual encounter every weekend she's probably
06:51:09.880
more likely to catch herpes than the girl who has sex the first time ever right yeah
06:51:15.160
right so you're just going to ask her if she has herpes and that's what's wrong with that do you
06:51:20.440
have no no i think it's totally okay to ask people if they're std tested but i don't think that's a
06:51:26.680
way to tell what their body count is no well the herpes conversation would be secondary that would
06:51:31.880
just be a sexual health conversation right um one thing really quick uh going around the table just
06:51:37.000
so i can try to bring the other panelists in do you think men are insecure for caring about
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the woman's body count no you said you said yes i'm a different person now five hours later yeah
06:51:50.600
you i see i told you i'd fix her she's gonna quit of of and become an orthodox christian at this point
06:51:56.200
i guess um should buy uh does body count matter no okay what's your body count starting with you
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scoot into the mic into the mic sorry um body count yeah i think 45 45 okay all right yeah
06:52:16.840
savannah savannah seven seven okay felicity two okay uh priscilla i don't know but i feel like
06:52:26.680
i'm always monogamous and have like sex with my partner you don't know did you forget you forgot your
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body count no but i started having sex at an early age we know yep we know about that you started at
06:52:40.120
11 well no that was a blow job i started at like fifth okay 15 sure um do you have a do you want to
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do a range do you think it's probably like one or do you think it's like maybe like one a year and then
06:52:53.400
it stopped so probably not that many 30 yeah like probably something like that probably something
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you want to share yeah um eight men okay i've been with zero men that's my it's my male body count
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did you lie savannah did you lie about your body count no you said they unfortunately i don't have a
06:53:19.800
reason to lie about it you said they lie about it i did lie but i just say i'm a virgin multiply it by
06:53:24.920
three and that's and then i say minus it by three when you ask a guy for his how big his penis is
06:53:36.600
if you ask a guy no you gotta be honest you have to minus it by three you gotta be honest about the
06:53:43.400
penis size like you gotta you gotta say you have a micro and then like and then when it's like average
06:53:49.160
the girl's like oh you surprise them you gotta set expectations i talked about this last show but
06:53:54.520
like you can't tell a girl you're amazing in bed you got to tell her you're like below average and
06:54:00.360
then when you come in like no you gotta say you're bad in bed have you ever done that that's my that's
06:54:06.600
my move baby girl that's my i'm like i'm like oh i'm so bad in bed it's like 10 seconds okay and then
06:54:13.720
when it's like lasts a bit longer they're impressed bruv right right she knows she knows what i'm
06:54:19.400
talking about no you can't look i'm kind of joking a little bit but you can't talk a big game like you
06:54:25.480
gotta be you can't talk a big game yeah you just gotta be like you'll find out you can't talk a big
06:54:33.560
game and you definitely can't lie about the penis size you got you gotta be like uh you gotta be
06:54:38.760
let her find that shit out that's weird if a guy's like does that work on y'all like i got a big dick
06:54:47.160
i've never cared about dick size ever who cares about dick size girls do a lot a lot of men
06:54:54.920
six and a half is your what a different size had to two ensure he told me it was seven and then i saw
06:55:01.880
it was shahira hey that's three or four that's three that's three that's three that's two that's
06:55:09.560
two okay that's an okay size okay but he lied to me about it he said it was seven yes he said it was
06:55:15.240
seven like from the taint maybe what the fuck i don't know that's crazy damn damn yeah dude guys here
06:55:22.520
let me give you some game don't lie don't don't tell a girl your thing is bigger than it is and don't
06:55:28.680
tell her the sex is going to be don't don't say anything oh the sex is going to be so good no you
06:55:34.200
can't say that son keep that let her find out let her just find out don't say that shit because it's
06:55:40.680
corny and then if it's not good then it's extra corny then it's just that's a big l for you um they
06:55:47.320
had no expectations you gotta yeah low expectations low expect and then when you come in like slightly
06:55:53.800
above average they're in love yeah but if you're promising the fucking world and then it's just
06:55:59.320
like just it's a little it's okay you know it was good but it was you know yeah you got it better to
06:56:05.400
be slightly impressed yeah i like to tell a girl like this is my go-to pickup line would you date a
06:56:11.640
premature ejaculator and then i'll shoot if she says yes i'm like i'm brian nice to meet you honestly
06:56:18.680
that would work on me it would try it gentlemen it would i'm a premature jack it works trust me
06:56:26.520
if you have your own youtube podcast and you say you're a premature ejaculator that's basically how
06:56:33.080
i feel you're saying it if you were just a hobo off the street if he was a hobo and you said i'm a
06:56:39.080
premature ejaculator would you go if you're homeless you got other problems yeah but that'd be kind of
06:56:45.080
scary if you're if a homeless person walked up to a girl and he was just like i'm a premature
06:56:50.200
ejaculator no you got to do that shit smooth like there's a you have to wait five hours then
06:56:57.800
we gotta get through it let's get through the tweet how many tweets do we have got that still
06:57:01.400
more could you do my questions please oh babe i'll get to it don't worry no i'm gonna have to
06:57:06.600
do that i got to i'll get to it read sad read it i read this one already oh next it's the weirdest
06:57:13.240
segment my type is men who look like they haven't known peace what the fuck does that mean bro
06:57:18.680
it's the eye bags i have something about eye bags i have like a kink for eye bags do do i have you
06:57:26.760
do have eye bags you've just been horny this entire time bro what the fuck yeah i like is there
06:57:33.880
like a leak that's crazy that's crazy wow it's like match made in heaven you got this weird thing
06:57:40.840
for eye bags and i got this weird thing for large labia that's crazy that's crazy next
06:57:48.520
uh what the fuck yo you're such a set wow males expire at age 25 i just tweeted that
06:57:55.400
because i saw somebody tweet that women expire at age 25. that's my rebuttal that's her all right
06:58:01.880
mail's expired 25 all right next since when did society start hating whores i love whores it's true
06:58:11.080
that's cool it's true i feel like we like man man whores sure why not okay whatever you want next
06:58:19.160
man cares about your past sex life then he sucks he sucks we already talked about this with the body
06:58:24.840
count but i mean um yeah next i stand by that though religious people are ruining this country
06:58:30.440
and then next i stand by that 100 percent religion sounds like a toxic relationship i think that's it
06:58:37.160
right period those were for andrew but uh we didn't have andrew today's oh there's two more okay is he
06:58:44.920
religious yeah he's orthodox christian oh that's embarrassing the bible was written by men to
06:58:50.360
control the masses and nobody can change my mind okay all right next uh wait or wait is there oh i
06:59:02.120
don't know that's it though right yeah okay all right we're done with the okay yay if you want to
06:59:08.600
come back you can debate the religion i would love to you were dope we'll have you back you're you're
06:59:13.800
a super good faith so um and he can also debate you on the politics better than i can love to do
06:59:20.200
that i was really no you were great it was great having you so um definitely if you're down to do
06:59:24.920
round two if uh you feel like uh we aren't we haven't been super toxic towards you like maybe you
06:59:31.000
thought yeah it was good see we we had we bonded on the labia thing i feel i've been self-conscious
06:59:38.840
about the bags and you made me feel like warm in my heart it might have been the crystal that did it
06:59:43.320
but you i feel better you made me feel good about my my meat flaps you're you're wizards your wizard
06:59:51.720
sleeve yeah look i don't like what you know what i don't like it when you know they they say it in
06:59:59.080
an insulting way you know i'm sorry the the roast beef i'm sorry the roasties the beef curtains i don't
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like it i agree butterfly wings butterfly wings flower okay now i'm being a sim that's that's lame
07:00:16.440
as fuck okay we're gonna do uh there's a few things here we're gonna do a roast session then we're gonna
07:00:21.160
get this wrapped up so uh thank you to the remaining panelists damn we didn't ask those girls their body
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count rip uh in peace uh r.i.p alexa said it was less than five oh did she she said she could count
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on one hand i'm sure it doesn't matter to their character at all because you know i can be indignative
07:00:41.000
of things for sure hey carly tell us a joke tell us a joke carly carly she left oh katie sorry
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a joke tell us a british joke i don't have one i don't know joke guys twenty dollar roast session
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oh she's dying boys she's dead she's dying boom okay tell it here tell us a joke
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joke from me yeah from you because you're the comedian go
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20 tts boys 20 tts get them in get them in hot we're gonna get this wrapped here soon
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mine's really cheesy when i was we were really poor when i was growing up so when my mother
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would take pictures she'd say everybody say government cheese that's kind of funny they're
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all funny nice i liked it very nice that was beautiful i love it thank you are we doing the
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removing of makeup you can oh yeah you could look at more at priscilla goose
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more comedy at priscilla goose oh thank god uh who's are you down to take your makeup off of
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felicity is that candy oh wait facility she'll do it she'll do it she'll take it off
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my eyes are burning oh shit my eyes are burning too all right one sec guys while i get these tts's in
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here uno memento por favor all right we're gonna let these come through the roast session
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we've lost so many we've lost so many good men out there on the whatever podcast i don't want to
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talk about it lost so many good men on the whatever podcast all right guys roast roast session has
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begun 20 tts get it in boys get it in oh did the freaking thing fall off on
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twitch twitch oh wait hold on scuffed scuffed as usual scuffed yo twitch i'm pretty sure it's micro
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not macro i don't know these guys are gaslighting me like crazy um what damien while i'm pull up
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the supers just while i'm getting this sorted do you need another one um i think i'm okay okay yeah
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thank you though oh this is so nice i forgot to bring these yeah i was like i'm gonna have to
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sleep with my makeup on see we're considerate here at the whatever podcast i've been waiting for this
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all night we look out for the women here what does your body count brian i'm a virgin
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i'm a virgin you're a virgin with experience with i'm a virgin clearly yeah yeah you're waiting
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until marriage he doesn't want to get married he doesn't want to actually had sex with yeah yeah
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he's trolling but he doesn't want to get married i'm a virgin i don't know where's the clitoris i
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don't know i'm also a virgin can you sing the song 20 enjoy watching the podcast brixton andrew and
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your podcast are closest i was able to learn about relationship dynamics anyway i can get a hold of
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view for a contradiction to the whole actress slash of thing vector donated twenty dollars
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chair one if no one can change your mind on religion that also means you can't change your
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mind either at that point your views are irrelevant and just as valuable as the boogers in my nose
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my mind can be changed live underscore laugh underscore they just come in one after the other
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you shine like a beacon when the skies are turning gray 20. that's mine that's my poem we can not
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erase thank you this certainty the day after day nice thank you 20 dollars chair two taylor drift
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that story is so crazy you might as well be taylor grift oh what does that mean taylor drift
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that's your name yo chat i need a new helmet girl double agent donated 19 and 99 cents brian
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check your email immediately for those sources she wanted on the flights check your email immediately
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immediately immediately do you want do you want felicity to be the new background character for the
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whatever podcast what is that you get to sit behind me and you just look into the camera of the entire
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show you just sit there and look pretty and you get to like wink and stuff like i already do that so
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yeah okay cool sweet we'll talk after the show hi um let's see here boom opportunities boom easy boo's
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coma donated twenty dollars chair one your own words were i think the democrats have been
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fucking things up for years yet you wanted them to remain in power make it make sense lesser of two evils
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i know people don't like it when i say yeah um wait coastal operator i see your message
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but i need to i gotta respect savannah here she didn't want to disclose who the person is oh don't
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please if you give the green light i'll let it come through otherwise i'm just going to read
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so he just says savannah how are you going to claim your ex isn't blank well we never officially
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dated so well the guy who got you pregnant and yeah the whole pregnancy yeah we never officially
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dated so that's not my can you just tilt the like strain the mic just down and yeah you know you're
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good uh this is slow roast session usually they're on they're on top of it uh okay all right uh sure i'll
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let this come through loop baby donated twenty dollars brian fresh said he texted you when him
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and myron went to california to see if they would come on your part but you ignored his text why did
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you ignore fnf uh well i actually i texted fresh uh when we had daisy on again so i didn't ignore him
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but we see he proposed a tuesday date and we're not doing uh tuesday shows anymore uh they were only
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in town for a limited period of time uh it just it wasn't gonna work uh when they were here for this
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trip so uh it was a misalignment of schedule all right we have uh jay here shniko zero four donated
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twenty dollars uh brian do us all a favor and never invite priscilla on the show ever again
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priscilla the fact you think you're a comedian is the funniest jerk of all emperor trump 2028
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uh by the way coastal operator here's what just because if you want to send in a 10
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just because that's our threshold for actually being able to pull it up yeah yeah poor broke
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peasant just kidding i'm sorry i'll read i'll just read it since i i apologize just we can't
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just to be respectful to some things you know we ought to respect in terms of keeping certain
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things private and if things don't want to be brought up i'm going to respect that for the
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panelists um all right like the videos guys fine uh get your tts's in get your tts's in get your row
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session in i know the panel has disintegrated but if you want get it in let me see if i'm missing
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anything else we're going to hit a few things on this for savannah oh wait there's an image damien
07:08:14.440
did you close out all the tweets there was an image from savannah that i wanted to pull up
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it was right before the tweets i'm pretty sure oh you still have that all right guys get a roast
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in savannah desperately wants to be roasted you wow this is this is on your and low and value this
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is this on my instagram that was on your instagram i saw that that's so well you literally said it
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earlier you said it you were like guys you did you're like i didn't say that you did say i didn't
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say dick is abundant you implied dick is high value you did not imply that at all you said that it's
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really hard for men to get laid and they have to try really hard you you get to take uh wait actually
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stay there um stay there for a sec wait what you said that it's hard for men to get laid and they
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have to try really but like women don't have to try that hard therefore there's just as much
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pussy as dick but we just had this argument though you said that there's more women sleeping with the
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same amount with the same amount of guys just like the top five percent of guys when with the with
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the supply chain right pussy's a bit more scarce exactly supply and demand so it's more abundant
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it's not scarce it's more scarce than dick okay therefore there's a lot of there's a lot of
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my point still stands is abundant and it's low in value because there's so much of it it's
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supply and demand right i don't make the rules i didn't make that just tell us you hate men just
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say it i don't say i'm a misandrist just say you're a misandrist i don't hate men i love men
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i do subscribe to her only thing like what is that that's why she loves men okay um next or wait
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what next oh no that was it i don't know what else time hold on let me read this uh
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no oh see one is amazing is she single uh all right coastal there fine fine to be fair then
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chak knew who was the second she said tennessee youtuber destroys car you did say that okay i
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don't you did say that let's just move on okay fine we're skipping okay i don't wanna
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devon jackson donated twenty dollars chair one is a prime example of why i'm so against simping
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only in simp america can someone this dump make damn near a million dollars cry about it
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i don't know what else to say i'm rich and you're not donated twenty dollars chair four is funny
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pretty funny looking you can use filters and angles all you like but we know you got a massive forehead
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mega mind probably lost her virginity from an electric toothbrush at 11 also i mean didn't didn't we all
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nico zero four donated twenty dollars red shirt glad you did the work and are following your
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husband's lead please preach that to these other girls and save them from being single with cats
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especially priscilla thank you that's why i'm too late too late too late um
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okay uh let me let these the rest of these come through
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randy donated twenty dollars yo thank you randy if this panel was any more blame osama would fly
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it into the world trade center wow roasted seven girls at once didn't even need jet fuel
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that was hilarious thank you thank you randy devon jackson donated twenty dollars things that are hard
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to do are respected doing things that are easy isn't remaining a virgin as a woman is harder so that's
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more respected gaining sexual access as a man is harder so respected it's true yeah it's true any look
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any woman can be a sloot most men can't be sloots most men you should read that one you should read it
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here sorry brian but if you added up the length of all the genitals on the panel it's 3.69 inches is the
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rb girl single rb girl i was thinking when you guys were talking about the roast beef i was like
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i'm thinking rb uh oh uh epris thank you seat one is amazing is she single i got lots of chair one
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sims oh no bro what are you guys doing disavow oh come on disavow jackson donated twenty dollars
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chair one absolutely hates men which is why men shouldn't support her lifestyle this girl is
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our slurred i love men do you want to respond to the our slur accusations they said that about
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her oh that was about priscilla oh wait again no funny oh oh lisp girl is ours i don't have a list
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do you want to respond to that priscilla wait read it to me wait tilt your mic down he said lisp girl is
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our slurred our slurred yeah what does that mean you are redacted oh oh he can't say retarded
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all right irving vasquez twenty dollars couldn't even say his name was you can't because of youtube
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oh yeah retarded is a bad word twenty dollars chair one is the epitome of indoctrination
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she has absolutely no idea what she's talking about and there is a zero percent chance she'll
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debate andrew she's a talking point regurgitation factory everybody is a talking point regurgitation
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factory and yes they will 100 i will i'd love to i'm not scared of a man named andrew
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come on selena gorn is donated twenty dollars they're both us nerd let's keep it centered for a
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okay uh thank you selena gorn is appreciate it thank you thank you here while uh irving vasquez
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funny how there's something called women's intuition oh i'll get back to that repeal the 19th
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donated 20 dollars see one you are stupid as hell the senate held a live hearing where the illegals
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being flown in was talked about with evidence you are a low-value drag of society oh your dad is
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useless as a parent wow do you have a response to this roast not really no go off okay all right
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go off king spill uh felicity can you read this funny how there's something called women's intuition yet
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always say that men are all liars and dogs if you put your brain inside a man's body then you will die
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of poverty p.s brian i can smell the liberalism from here in mexico can i put my brain in your body
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i think he's saying like the with the of girls if you were to put their brain in a male body
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they would be homeless i think it's what he's saying they're saying because a woman's sexuality
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is valued higher is what he's trying to say they're trying to say if you were a man you wouldn't get
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any money because your sexuality would be valued at way lower oh someone there's one for you donated
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twenty dollars chair three got a jawline like handsome squidward and sounds like trans bevo
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that was justin martin's donated twenty dollars
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chair one is where a logical argument goes to be misunderstood
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one person please debate and pay the money to if nothing else you will learn something
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i will like would you even put any validity towards this i'll teach him a thing or two
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mr basement donated twenty dollars oh my god to the pink-haired baby murderer your brain is a deep
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fried bucket of baboon what you should repeal 19. what the because you have no skills or value to
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society get the rocks and get the rocks yeah abdul get the rocks i love it yeah he's paying money just
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to watch you yikes wow that is so beautiful that is um that is really beautiful um all right well
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you know what priscilla you get to come in here a little bit at the end i'll do one or two things
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here and then we're gonna wrap the show devon jackson donated twenty dollars chair one tries to
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use her ignorance as an argument and that's irritating i called lisp girl a slurred and she
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rushed to prove me right immediately the rest of the panel is cool to even the brit
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even the brit's cool there you go uh all right oh this is for felicity finally mr basement donated
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twenty twenty dollars what's up feud monk shorty have you unalived any police officers since your
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last appearance i love her video torn's look in your orange jumpsuit do you still have the video
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her license and put her in a cell do you still have the video damien the uh
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i think so yeah oh this is wd donated twenty dollars chair one a pro-life man asks you to
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abort that says a lot about you says a lot more about him
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does it it does yeah if you're willing to be super wishy-washy on your beliefs that you claim
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to stand super hard on because it would impact you i do think that that shows a lot more about him
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he's full of shit vector donated twenty dollars chair one likes all the male sprinklers that go like this
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oh that's good it's better that could be a good burn vector thank you vector thank you for the
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sprinkler uh okay one only one thing from your from the questionnaire priscilla uh you disagree so the
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statement is women are not oppressed in the usa you disagree of course why is that i think i wrote
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oppression manifests itself in different ways yeah yeah so how are i guess i feel like how women are
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how are women oppressed just the way that they're seen in everyday life in the way that they're viewed
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in the way that they're objectified in the way that people only view them as just something to look at
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or to look pretty and they don't care about the thoughts inside their head they immediately view
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them as lower they immediately don't care about what they have to say men i feel are just more revered
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no matter what a man says somebody's going to listen to him but if you're a woman it's hard to be heard
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so i feel like that's how oppression manifests itself just how we're looked at like in society and how
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we're so on the social level treated like you don't think there's like any state state down
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government down oppression of women it's just like the social i feel like it all it all precipitated from
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that but i it's not that i think that because i think that there's women privilege and i think there's
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man privilege but we're all just in our own bodies and we all have to be ourselves and
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it sucks it really sucks because it's like we're actually who we are inside but we have this like
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external thing that people have to look at and we have to kind of yeah and and men are more than
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their height they're more than their hair that's on top of their head they're more than their penis size
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they're more than what they can provide for you they're more than their money they're all men are more
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than all these things but a lot of women view men in these ways that actually the reality is i think
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women are just valued inherently whereas men our value is determined by what we can provide whether
07:20:08.200
that's to society or whether that's to a partner so if women are sex objects women or if women are
07:20:15.000
success oh my god sorry guys i had some cristal there are two champagne bottles okay if women are
07:20:23.000
sex objects men are success objects and women you have inherent value we as men we need to create our
07:20:30.600
value well that's saying that women don't have to put any effort into how the how they look or how they
07:20:40.200
men have to do the same i think women are way pickier when it comes to looks absolutely women
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are way harsher judges in fact we have studies on there's studies on this women assess something like
07:20:52.520
it's something like uh 80 of men are just broadly unattractive to women whereas men rate women on a
07:21:00.760
bell curve when it comes to attractiveness if you uh damien if you go into the infograph i think i have it
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in the infographics tab shit i might not actually yeah it's pull up the infographics tab in the
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discord here while he's doing that i'm just gonna let a couple come through nice shop donated 20
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to the supplier of the foot fetish cheese trolls your chin gave me the confidence to slice through the
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the immune system of a victorian child you want to respond mr basement donated 20 to the british baby
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murderer the fact that anybody pays to see you getting plowed is shocking i've seen better
07:21:38.680
looking bowls of mashed potatoes get the rocks get the rocks chair on the floor one unders course
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it donated 20 dollars i rescind my previous offer y'all crazy okay we're offer rescinded my heart's
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broken uh do you have the infographic yeah which one oh just show me the infographic tab
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uh scroll up up up up keep going keep going do i not have it keep going i might not have it posted
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here keep going you're saying women care about looks more than men i don't have it there um that's
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unfortunate what look they did a study on the dating apps and like the in terms of what men in terms of
07:22:25.720
men ranking women's appearance you have like a pretty fair distribution whereas women found 80 percent of
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men as just unattractive i can't find the charts but in any case i've seen that yeah i've seen that
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donated 20 dollars chair one and three literally objectify themselves online for money wtf is priscilla
07:22:46.120
talking about you have to elaborate oh we got a bunch coming here toast
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i skip skip skip skip skip skip skip what did that it's about yeah oh oops sometimes they just come
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through mr baseman donated 20 dollars i'm not on meth in black it's marijuana
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you are by far the most annoying woman on today's panel this up you shut your
07:23:17.400
fucking mouth shut your fucking mouth mr baseman you shut your fucking mouth mr baseman
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oh wow brutal brutal thank you kat i appreciate it quality audience
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underscore two underscore simp donated 20 dollars taylor drift you could be the mona lisa vito to my
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vinnie gambini from the movie my cousin vinnie do you prefer lounging by the pool or relaxing on the
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ocean quick answer whatever donated 20 dollars chair three will you sell your socks
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not because you wore them she's she's because they touched the whatever podcast floor priscilla
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is hot oh number seven is base number seven all right priscilla there you go you get a compliment
07:24:10.360
selena gordon is donated 20 dollars if chair one had a brain-eating amoeba i am certain it would
07:24:16.680
starve to death what the fuck she's making me rethink the whole pro-life position she's living
07:24:21.960
proof that not everyone should have children hey you brought something i know i was gonna say i did
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something good look at that look at that you're welcome everyone mr baseman donated 20 dollars gallon
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red you're about three percent based you need to pump those numbers up but it's a start them up you
07:24:41.000
should have been more harsh today and not played nice so much scissors get the rocks jimmy anthony donated
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twenty dollars ladies fun fact in women's history on june 26 1814 mary shelley author of frankenstein
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lost her virginity to her husband in the same that's crazy for their first date her dead mother's grave
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randy donated twenty dollars i wish that the length of my pee in inches was like chair six's chroma
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some count one extra then it wouldn't be a micro would you want to respond quick oh no i have
07:25:20.280
nothing to say okay she has nothing to say donated twenty dollars you can roast him back to the girl in the
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white hoodie you really needs to lose weight wait no boy it's her i don't have a hoodie on oh it's me
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oh what the fuck shit dude mike donated twenty dollars that's crazy definitely simping for chair
07:25:42.200
three future wife who knows oh hey that's the british one inch the british girl yeah she drove her
07:25:49.080
and oh look she's back there but she heard her name and she was like she perked up she's like
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oh somebody said something nice to me let me rejoin the table
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yeah uh okay selena gorn is donated twenty dollars red shirt is based from what i can tell
07:26:09.400
she's putting these 304s to shame and they need to be shamed to shame i don't know because didn't you
07:26:16.280
have an only fans for a couple months yeah and it completely fucked me over mentally and that's why
07:26:20.280
i'm here trying to get people to stop doing it because it will continue to fuck you over mentally
07:26:24.600
until you stop what is a 304 depending on who you are subjective but i mean i thought it was an
07:26:30.040
area code or something wait felicity can you read this one if chair four says she'll give
07:26:35.720
helmet to her man then he'll say that he's already that she's already born with it okay nice good times
07:26:44.600
that's so beautiful all right guys final call on the roasts you guys final call get them in get them in
07:26:50.760
because we're going to get this wrapped up here in the next uh i don't know three four minutes okay
07:26:55.480
so there it is final call final call has been put out for the roast session uh let's see any final
07:27:01.400
thoughts from any of the panelists any final thoughts wait oh go ahead savannah go ahead savannah you're not
07:27:09.320
as bad as i thought this was fun and i will be talking on twitter boys she's going to be talking
07:27:15.240
i'll be talking shit on twitter she's gonna be talking shit oh my god these misogynists they
07:27:20.280
want to they want to deport me back to tucson arizona but i will be back yo we're gonna deport
07:27:26.200
all the of girls to tucson arizona get them out of california deported build a wall build a wall
07:27:31.960
yeah yeah this was a lot of fun the chat roasted us at first and i mean they're roasting us now because
07:27:36.600
they're supposed to but it's it's been awesome i had a lot of fun and i hope i get to come back
07:27:41.400
thank you for coming appreciate it um all right uh while there's probably a few here that are going
07:27:47.320
to trickle through but i'm gonna start getting who should we raid over there on twitch we'll get that
07:27:54.840
prepped up damien while we uh let a few come through uh who's who's who's streaming over there on twitch we
07:28:01.960
have um we are gonna raid oh he's playing oh fuck he's playing retail fuck that okay um grayson is
07:28:19.400
gonna get the raid but we won't pull that up quite yet i'm gonna let these come through andrew take
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donated twenty dollars these women need to get back in the kitchen men focus on making yourself kings
07:28:30.440
women will flock to you brian good job getting them barefoot when they get pregnant the order will
07:28:37.400
be fulfilled based hilarious based good work selena gone is donated twenty dollars chair one is also
07:28:44.200
making me rethink the whole makeup position some people do need it i have what the fuck now that's
07:28:50.760
crazy damn what hey selena that's crazy that's crazy that's crazy cornelius butt knuckle donated twenty
07:28:57.400
dollars chair one i'm looking at your only fans right now and i have to ask is that you're gingerly
07:29:04.200
or did someone kick a hole in the side of a rotting hog car you subscribed thank you for your support
07:29:11.720
we don't tolerate big labia shaming here on this podcast you can call it you can shame you know if
07:29:19.800
they're liberals if they're soy you can shame all that shit but big label we we're team big is that
07:29:26.040
what uh is that what he was saying you i mean i read it i just didn't know what he meant about the
07:29:32.840
wizard sleeves okay he was probably talking about the wizard sleeve let's go uh all right we got a few more
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michael jones donated twenty dollars gg chair one change chair two okay comedian change chair seven
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okay brian king chat w who mike jones who mike jones mike jones l304s oh thank you man thank you michael
07:30:05.640
jones randy donated twenty dollars i'm sorry tiny natalia cat and just for being a spineless bourbon
07:30:13.240
drunk olive bear i miss and love you yo randy good to see you back man i hope you're doing good randy
07:30:20.680
gmd gym donated twenty dollars we all know the youtuber that knocked you up and he's absolutely
07:30:27.080
not a christian you can run your ass i don't think he says it because you live in the greatest country
07:30:32.280
in world never said he was of christians never said he was a christian he's not a christian he's
07:30:37.800
just an ass selena gornez donated twenty dollars didn't watch the whole show but regardless if red
07:30:44.200
shirt had an of her value supersedes chair ones by orders of magnitude most men would choose her over
07:30:50.920
chair one any day doubt mr basement donated twenty dollars brian if you were a foot taller you'd be
07:30:59.480
round tiny peen and a bum full of burritos you throw off the gravitational balance of the solar
07:31:06.280
system i know i gotta lose weight i gotta lose some weight okay okay i'm gonna lose it i would never kill
07:31:29.560
uh david thank you for the super chat man uh how many episodes of this is screwing a light bulb enough
07:31:36.680
of girls to keep brian all right thank you david appreciate this super chat okay uh let's get this
07:31:43.560
twitch thing going let me um hold on uh we did i'm pretty sure we did everything so um yeah we hit
07:31:52.120
everything tattoo why did i write tattoo i don't know um okay uh i guess uh gg is she still here or did
07:32:00.360
she dip she's over there why is she bro what why why not just stay at the panel i don't know whatever
07:32:08.760
actually you know what just stay off camera fuck it fuck it man you yo you were no fat you were kind
07:32:13.800
of a headache bruv bruv like paracetamol that's what they take in like you come on bro
07:32:27.800
okay that's cool um all right nice meeting you yeah um all right uh so i'd like to end the show by
07:32:35.880
saying if we can't use this moment i would have offered it to her but she's back there just i
07:32:40.600
don't know whatever tick tock brain um if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you a call
07:32:46.920
to action would you consider stopping sex work entirely tonight no right now why on the whatever
07:32:57.160
podcast no we will set the course correct how to sit to redeem your soul to save your soul you didn't
07:33:05.720
give me five hundred thousand dollars a year i'm not paying what the then no thank you tell you what
07:33:12.280
i'll give you a two dollar bill do you know how much this is fucking worth two dollars do you know
07:33:16.360
how much a two dollar bill is worth two dollars that's right that's fucking right i'll give you this
07:33:21.640
two dollar bill okay right you know i'll take it no you have to delete your of before you get this
07:33:29.880
okay i think i'm gonna give it up that easy i know never mind um okay so you know no that was a
07:33:38.600
stupid question what if i found you a guy who was who made like 100k a year find me one call me and let me
07:33:48.680
know and then i'll let you know all right she's a work in progress guys we're going to get her back
07:33:55.160
we're going to get her back on the show and by next time she's going to be a based
07:33:59.640
mag wait oh give me the trump pad give me the trump pad all right here you go um
07:34:09.640
all right there it is boom there it is okay she's a she's a maga all right clip it clip it and ship it
07:34:16.600
boys clip it and ship it clip it and ship it okay all right well uh i want to just say gg well played
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to the panel last call hit the like button please on your way out you could have been anywhere in the
07:34:29.800
world but you're here with me i appreciate that thank you guys for tuning in tonight thank you to
07:34:34.280
everyone who so generously super chats donates and supports the show uh thank you to uh
07:34:41.080
ogle okay he said no he sent in the other two also right yeah uh or no no no that was
07:34:49.880
i was trying to remember the first guy who sent in the champagnes so kablas or what i was gonna
07:34:55.160
think so i wanted to thank him first kablas thank you for the two champagne pops thank you for the two
07:35:01.000
champagne pops and then ogle you're a fucking legend dude thank you for the e thank you for the pop in
07:35:06.440
this bottle of cristal it was very good uh it was i've never had cristal before so this was actually
07:35:12.680
a really nice treat for myself and i think some of the panelists here who've probably maybe some of
07:35:17.720
them have also not had cristal so thank you big thank you to ogle guys i want to see w's in the chat
07:35:23.400
for ogle fucking legend we will be live again oh guys next week uh you know what
07:35:31.240
we got a bunch of debates lined up so normally the dating talk will be back on sunday but we got
07:35:38.040
i think two debates saturday we got a debate monday a debate uh tuesday and a debate wednesday
07:35:44.360
possibly a another debate on top of that so next week is going to be stacked andrew wilson in person
07:35:50.840
you're not going to want to miss it maybe i can convince her to come do a in-person debate
07:35:54.840
with andrew who knows um any girls who want to be on the show you can dm at whatever on instagram
07:36:00.120
if you can make it to santa barbara let me just double check oh we have two more
07:36:05.320
chats then we're going to do the raid then we're going to get out of here
07:36:17.800
that's not what it sounds like your two rows have been worse than like everyone else's
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i love it i get called fat selena is donated twenty dollars i'm working on one i'll give
07:36:28.520
you props on your speed intelligence has been chasing you and you're clearly winning this is
07:36:33.480
my one hater man this selena this lady's been hating on me the whole time selena's coming for
07:36:39.320
you gornez gornez uh let's do twitch really quick uh the twitch shout out not the actual raid all right
07:36:46.840
guys drop us a follow before the end of the stream if you're still watching on twitch if you're watching
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on youtube open up another another another another tab open another tab another one and drop us a
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follow and a prime sub if you have one guys check if you can hit follow check if you have a prime sub
07:37:04.680
available it's a quick free easy way to support the show every single month you got amazon prime you
07:37:09.640
could just link it to your twitch and you can support the show uh you know if you just already have a
07:37:15.000
prime account and uh it's it's um and you don't even we don't need to be live for you to do it we
07:37:22.280
don't need to be live you can go to our channel when we're not live and still drop a prime sub so
07:37:26.920
appreciate some support there speaking of which we have these two selena gornez donated twenty dollars
07:37:34.920
did she just assume my gender the twenty dollars just to say that is good for you good for her good for
07:37:44.440
you good for her thank you bro coastal operator donated twenty dollars don't worry
07:37:51.160
selena isn't your only hater you don't have haters you're not doing it right
07:37:56.200
all right let's uh do the raid so oh hold on burrito oh my goodness that's okay
07:38:04.680
all right okay burrito donated twenty dollars it's fucked up guys
07:38:09.640
it's fucked up no wait crap i'm scared i'm gonna be fit i'm gonna have a six i'm gonna get a six
07:38:18.040
pack again that's so funny i'm gonna be fit again trust me mark my word it's happening all right uh
07:38:23.480
let's pull up grayson guys we're gonna do a raid to uh over there on twitch oh fuck i already sent it
07:38:28.600
okay well there we go there it is i know that all those guys do some shit where they like change he's
07:38:34.760
just running around on his mount in orgrimmar so they pressed he's a tauren warrior there it is
07:38:40.280
never fuck up it's it's actually kind of insane yo hey from canada holy shit yo thank you for the raid
07:38:49.160
dude god damn fucking spam raided my ass i appreciate it what up boys hello motherfuckers guys you know
07:38:56.600
what we're doing we are late night he's just running around in orgrimmar so he's playing world of warcraft
07:39:02.280
classic uh show him some love what up guys all right there it is uh okay oh hold on there's another
07:39:10.040
message here uh here we go boom boom i'm pretty sure that's the last one is donated twenty dollars
07:39:16.740
canceled all right guys uh thank you selena appreciate it uh thank you again everybody who sent in a rose
07:39:24.260
thank you everybody who supported the show whether you're just watching it you said you you did a twitch
07:39:28.540
prime you sent in a tts whatever a read whatever it is you gifted memberships you gifted subs thank you
07:39:34.360
guys so much this this show is of your supported we couldn't do without you guys so really appreciate
07:39:39.540
all the support guys thank you so much we will be like i said live again uh saturday then dating talk
07:39:46.280
sunday and okay no no more are coming through let me just double check make sure everything is good
07:39:52.860
um what am i wait what is that oh duh uh what is his name the guy who did the first champagne pop
07:40:02.720
cabazzle caban cablaz cablaz yo thank you for the uh massive support and donations for the two
07:40:10.040
champagne pops and i just final thank you to ogle for popping a ball of crystal for us you're a fucking
07:40:16.560
legend with the big eth contribution man shout out to ogle you're a fucking legend man um anyways that's
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that's it oh seven's in the chat good night guys thank you brian good night guys thank you guys for