Whatever Podcast - Her Husband Lets Her F Other Men？! She MARRIED An ØF SIMP？! Andrew Wilson! Q! ｜ Dating Talk #200 💯

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00:02:48.160 that said, without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves. So please

00:02:52.560 tell us your name, age, location, and occupation. Go ahead. I'm Hydra. Uh, I'm an artist, and I'm

00:02:59.600 from Colorado. Age? Oh, 28. Hold on. You hear that chair noise? Is it hers? It's mine. Is it?

00:03:10.340 It's squeaky. It's squeaky. Oh, okay. Um, there's a chair right there. Can we do a swap, please? Age?

00:03:24.400 28. Okay. I'm Juliet Claire. I'm 30, and I'm from Germany, and I just moved to the U.S., and I live

00:03:36.300 at the Bay Area, and I do OnlyFans. All right. I didn't, uh, I didn't, I didn't actually catch

00:03:46.160 your name. Can you say it a little slower for me? My name is Juliet Claire. Juliet Claire?

00:03:52.440 Thank you, Metro Matt. Yes. Okay, gotcha. Thank you.

00:03:55.040 Sure. Hello. This is Maridia. I'm 24, and I do OnlyFans. I'm from Mexico, but live in L.A.

00:04:07.160 All right. What about you? Hi. My name is Stephanie. I'm 30. I'm from San Bernardino, and also Brazil,

00:04:14.040 Santa Catarina, Brazil, and I am a caregiver for my parents. I'm a nursing student, and I

00:04:20.300 also model. All right. Welcome. Thank you. Hello. I am Sarah. I am 44. I live in, just outside

00:04:28.300 of Las Vegas. I am also an artist, and then I currently work in tech as well. All right.

00:04:34.580 Welcome. Hi. I'm Alyssa. I'm 34. I'm from Los Angeles, and I do personal assistant and

00:04:40.740 social media work. I'm Anissa. I'm 19. I go to UCSB. All right. Where are you from?

00:04:51.620 I'm from the Bay Area. All right. I'm Q. Y'all know me as the QPIL, 31, from Raleigh,

00:04:58.700 North Carolina. I'm a certified relationship coach, behavioral scientist, YouTuber.

00:05:04.200 All right. Welcome, everybody. So we're going to go... Oh, wait. Excuse me. Andrew.

00:05:09.680 Andrew. Yeah. My name is Andrew Wilson. I'm the host of The Crucible. I'm a political

00:05:18.000 analyst, a political satirist, and I do occasionally enjoy engaging in debates.

00:05:23.840 All right. Welcome, everybody. So we're going to go around the table once more. What is everybody's

00:05:28.260 current relationship status? So are you single, talking stage, situationship, friends with benefits,

00:05:33.100 relationship, married, polycule, sex, cult, harem, whatever it may be? If you're single, how long

00:05:37.360 have you been single? And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in, starting

00:05:40.660 with you? I am single. I've been single for almost a month now, and longest relationship,

00:05:47.580 probably nine months. Longest relationship, nine months? Yes. Okay. I actually know there was a

00:05:53.260 really toxic one that was on and off for about four or five. So that one, that's my longest, but...

00:05:57.820 Four or five years? Yes. Four or five years. Sorry. Okay. A couple questions. You've been single for

00:06:03.860 one month? Was the nine-month relationship the one that ended a month ago? No. With them,

00:06:11.860 we were together for about four and a half, maybe five months. Okay. Who broke up with who?

00:06:18.520 They broke up with me. They? Yes. They are non-binary. Was it a male or female? Male-born, 1.00

00:06:30.480 but non-binary. Okay. And then your nine-month relationship, who broke up with who?

00:06:39.380 I guess they broke up with me too. They? Or no, he. I guess he. Yeah. And then you said you were in a

00:06:46.640 four to five year on-again, off-again relationship also, correct? Yes. Yes. How many times was it on

00:06:52.460 and off again? I'd say two to three. It was a very foggy time period for me. Okay. All right. What

00:07:03.940 about you? I got married five months ago and we know each other for like two and a half, three years. So

00:07:14.440 this is my longest relationship now. Have you guys been together for three years? Oh, so we like,

00:07:21.720 we know each other for three years. We had a long distance relationship. So we just went from

00:07:27.500 like talking to dating to a relationship and this. How did you guys meet? Uh, he was my OnlyFans fan,

00:07:35.000 like one of my first ones. Wait, when did you start doing OnlyFans? Like three years ago. Three years

00:07:42.580 ago. Okay. And, um, how soon into him being your fan did you guys like meet up? Um, like four to five

00:07:56.460 months. We talked a lot. We started, um, like talking at nights, um, talking on, talking on the phone and he's

00:08:05.860 from America and I was living in, uh, in Germany. Dubai. I moved to Dubai in this time. Um, but like,

00:08:13.960 like three years ago I was living in Germany and we started talking and he came to Germany for a few

00:08:23.740 days and asked me if I would be like, if I wanted to meet him for a coffee or lunch and we met and

00:08:31.580 since then we started dating. Oh. Hmm. Was he, uh, spending money on you? Yeah. Uh, how much prior to

00:08:42.900 meeting him, how much money did he spend on you? Can we open or actually it's fine. Um, you mean until

00:08:49.920 now or? Well, you said like four to five months in is when you guys first met up, right? Yeah. I don't

00:08:55.380 know. Like maybe not that much, like maybe $1,000 to like $1,500. Like he, he bought my, like he

00:09:04.260 started, he texted me in his first message and he asked for like a custom video that he still didn't

00:09:14.580 get because I was too busy with doing content for my page. Thank you, MetroMap. Go ahead. Um,

00:09:23.660 yeah. And then he just bought my videos and like little tips and we just started talking a lot.

00:09:32.660 Did you charge him for the first date? No. It was free. Yeah. We just met for lunch.

00:09:39.040 You didn't charge him? No. Did you have any concerns about meeting up with, uh, one of your

00:09:48.840 fans like this? Um, not at this time because we talked a lot. We were chatting every day. I was,

00:09:57.020 he was like someone I met just on a dating platform, like just online. Is this your longest relationship?

00:10:03.020 Yes. Were you married previously? No. Okay. And then you said, um, prior to getting into OnlyFans,

00:10:11.760 what kind of work did you do? Sorry, what? Uh, prior to OnlyFans, you're 30, right? So

00:10:17.220 were you working before that? Yes. I had a normal job, um, a long time. I, it's complicated to explain it

00:10:28.180 because it's a little bit different in Germany. I went to school for like an, um, um, I don't know

00:10:38.360 how to explain it, but yeah, I worked in an office, um, for years. I changed, um, my, um, company like

00:10:47.260 one time and I worked as an assistant and then I moved to Frankfurt because I wanted to study

00:10:54.140 and, um, um, Lonely and I studied economies, finance, and management for two years. Hmm. Um,

00:11:01.560 and this time I started with my study in like 2020 and, um, um, it was Corona COVID and, uh,

00:11:10.940 I studied from home. I didn't went to, um, um, like the university a lot. So I had lots of

00:11:18.320 time and got the idea to start with OnlyFans. Were you engaged in any other kind of sex work

00:11:26.700 prior to starting OnlyFans? No. Like escorting or anything like that? Stripping? No. Okay.

00:11:33.300 All right. What about you? Your relationship status? I'm single. I've been single for two

00:11:39.780 years. My longest relationship during like six years in Mexico. The relationship that ended two

00:11:49.080 years ago, was that the six-year one? No. Okay. That relationship during like one year and I've

00:11:56.920 been single for two years. Okay. And the six-year relationship was the previous relationship? Yeah,

00:12:04.380 yeah, yeah, yeah. In Mexico. And what was the break? What was the period of break between the six-year

00:12:10.580 relationship and the one-year relationship? Like four years later, when I moved here, I get the

00:12:17.960 new relationship. Yeah. The longest one was in Mexico. The six-year one? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.

00:12:23.900 It finished many years ago, like years ago. So there was a four, okay. So you're in a six-year

00:12:30.120 relationship and then there's a four-year gap. You said, okay, six-year relationship, four-year

00:12:37.460 gap, one-year relationship, single for two years. Yeah, yeah. Six, four, two, one, 13 years.

00:12:47.180 What, how old were you when you were in the six-year relationship? Very young, like 15, six,

00:12:57.120 seven, 16. 16 to 22. Uh-huh. 16 to 22. Uh-huh. 15. I have like 15. When you first met. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

00:13:13.740 You were 15 when you first met. Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay. Sorry. I know speak, I don't speak

00:13:18.820 English very well, but I try. I met, I met him in, in Mexico, like when I was very young,

00:13:25.840 when I started relationship and during like almost six years. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Was very

00:13:32.020 young. Yeah. This is, actually, I'm being engaged, but I'm very young, so I decide not

00:13:37.520 do it. How, wait, how. He is more older than me. How young were you when you guys met?

00:13:42.740 Oh, but like 13. You said. Something like that. Something like that. 13 to 16. Yeah. How old

00:13:53.460 was he? More old than me. But I don't want to talk about that. Well, hold on. I'm a little

00:14:08.100 confused here because let's say you guys met at 14. It lasted. Like 13. Hold on. Hold

00:14:13.600 on. You met at 14. It lasted six years. That gets you to 20. You said there was a one-year

00:14:19.160 break. No, no, no. Excuse me. A four-year break. That brings you to 24. And then you dated

00:14:24.800 a guy for one year. That brings you to 25. And then you've been single for two years.

00:14:29.340 That brings you to the age. No, no, no. Hold on. Okay. It brings you to the age of 27. You

00:14:33.260 told us you're 24. Are you lying about your age? No. I think you are. No. When I moved

00:14:40.260 here, I. So you started dating this man at 10 years old. No, no, no, no, no. Well, according

00:14:49.700 to the timeline you provided, it doesn't add up. No. You would be 27 given the timeline you

00:14:57.980 provided. Yeah. Okay. Um, I confused about the numbers. That's it. What's there to be

00:15:07.040 confused about? Because I don't good in math, math, mathematics. This ain't mathematics.

00:15:13.780 Yeah. I'm not good, but I'm not light. And for my age. Just tell us you're 30. It's okay,

00:15:19.220 dude. Just say you're 30. It's all right. No. Okay. Well, you're not 24. So. I'm 24.

00:15:27.280 Go get your. Go get your. I don't have. I don't have. Show me your passport. I don't

00:15:31.460 have. With me now. It's in LA. Okay. All right. Did she say she's 34? No, she said she's 24.

00:15:39.280 24. So her whole relationship history is dubious, uh, given the numbers that she provided. So.

00:15:48.160 Sorry, guys. It is. Wait. This is. I'm 24.

00:15:57.380 You know what's funnier than 24? You guys think she looks 24?

00:16:00.160 Oh, what? I look 24. No? I think she look a bit older.

00:16:05.420 I. It's because about the numbers. What year were you born?

00:16:09.540 I. I don't remember.

00:16:15.820 Well, what year do you think it was 34 years ago?

00:16:20.160 Sorry?

00:16:21.340 Nothing. Never mind.

00:16:22.980 All right. Off to a great start, eh? Um, so what's your actual age?

00:16:30.460 I want the guys comment what age they think I have.

00:16:35.920 Or you could just tell us. That would be helpful.

00:16:38.220 No. This is. I'm 24. I already did.

00:16:42.560 Okay. All right. What about you?

00:16:49.420 Um, hi. So I'm single. I've been single almost two years and my longest relationship was four years.

00:16:56.300 All right. Was that the one that ended two years ago?

00:16:59.140 Yes. Correct.

00:16:59.860 All right. Uh, who broke up with who?

00:17:01.560 I broke up with him.

00:17:02.780 All right. What about you?

00:17:04.060 I'm single. Um, I've been single for a little over two years. Um, I was married. My divorce was finalized in 2017. I tried dating for a little bit, which is not a lot of fun in Vegas. And I just decided it wasn't for me. So.

00:17:20.600 And you said your longest, longest relationship?

00:17:22.680 Eight years.

00:17:23.100 Eight years. Okay. Who initiated the divorce?

00:17:26.220 I did.

00:17:27.040 Why?

00:17:27.300 Um, my husband had a surgery and got addicted to pills. And so it just, um, became a different person. So we mutually decided to go different ways. But we have a good relationship now.

00:17:39.680 Kids?

00:17:40.540 Yes. I have three boys.

00:17:42.040 With him?

00:17:42.900 Uh, not all with him. No.

00:17:44.620 You said, um, just very briefly, you said that you had initiated the divorce, but then you also said that you both, uh, had come to an agreement to go to your separate ways.

00:17:56.360 Like to be amicable, I guess. So I initiated it.

00:18:00.940 Yeah, amicable.

00:18:01.320 Yeah.

00:18:02.320 Okay. So he didn't want to get a divorce?

00:18:04.400 No.

00:18:05.420 Okay.

00:18:06.060 No.

00:18:07.760 Hmm. And then, um, how many, uh, different fathers are there for the kids?

00:18:13.920 Three.

00:18:14.460 Three different fathers?

00:18:15.580 Yeah.

00:18:15.640 Okay. Uh, let's see.

00:18:20.220 The, you said you were married just one time, is that correct?

00:18:23.680 Yes, just one time.

00:18:24.700 So, and the most recent child, the youngest child is from the marriage.

00:18:29.120 Okay. All right. All right.

00:18:32.000 Uh, let's see. What else?

00:18:33.960 Um, I think, I think that's it.

00:18:39.100 Uh, what about you?

00:18:40.440 Um, I've been single for a year and my longest relationship was eight years.

00:18:44.500 All right. Single for one year.

00:18:45.960 Is that the one that ended a year ago?

00:18:47.700 No.

00:18:48.060 Uh, all right. The one that ended a year ago, who broke up with who?

00:18:53.140 I broke up with him.

00:18:54.040 And then the eight-year relationship, who broke up with who?

00:18:56.440 Um, I broke up with him, but it was, I was the problem in the relationship, but I knew it was ending, so I left.

00:19:01.960 Why were you the problem?

00:19:03.380 I became an alcoholic.

00:19:06.100 Good times.

00:19:07.360 No.

00:19:07.820 Good times.

00:19:08.080 Uh, okay. And you're, like, sober?

00:19:12.660 Yeah.

00:19:13.080 Okay. How long have you been sober for?

00:19:15.260 694 days.

00:19:16.480 Congratulations.

00:19:17.160 Thank you.

00:19:18.120 Thanks, girls. 1.00

00:19:19.320 Let's go. As Andrew sips a Coors Light.

00:19:24.160 Anissa.

00:19:25.780 I have a boyfriend. We've been together for four months, and my longest relationship was a year.

00:19:32.000 All right. Cool. Q?

00:19:34.200 Um, I have a lady. 1.00

00:19:36.200 Oh.

00:19:36.920 Yeah.

00:19:37.300 All right.

00:19:37.940 Yeah.

00:19:38.640 Update here. How long you guys been together?

00:19:40.700 Um, about two and a half months. I've known her for two years, though.

00:19:44.660 Wait, was this the girl you were kind of with, like, way back?

00:19:48.140 No.

00:19:48.860 Different girl.

00:19:49.600 Yeah, different girl.

00:19:50.760 All right.

00:19:51.100 Yeah, different girl.

00:19:51.800 So how long has it been official?

00:19:54.000 A couple months?

00:19:55.020 Yeah, about a couple months. She locked the kid down. Had me releasing vasopressin'. 0.96

00:20:00.080 You know, she was getting the vasopressin' levels up.

00:20:02.720 Showing and giving me everything that I want and need.

00:20:05.820 Okay.

00:20:06.320 Being all about me. So, you know, I had to return the favor.

00:20:09.740 Hmm. All right. Cool.

00:20:11.980 Well, that's everybody's, uh, relationship status.

00:20:16.500 I guess Andrew could... Andrew?

00:20:20.620 Yeah. Um, I've been married for well over a decade.

00:20:25.140 All right. Cool.

00:20:25.960 Madison sold me meth-donated $200.

00:20:31.580 Brian might be Gorlock's size by episode 300.

00:20:35.400 That's true.

00:20:35.780 Lay off the hamburgers.

00:20:37.660 Or burritos?

00:20:39.100 But yeah, man.

00:20:40.340 Congrats on the milestone.

00:20:41.960 Thank you, man.

00:20:42.340 Congrats on all the success.

00:20:44.620 Here's to another 100.

00:20:46.700 Spartan theme for 300.

00:20:49.360 Uh, yeah.

00:20:50.620 Yeah.

00:20:51.080 Yeah. We'll, we'll do like a, some sort of like...

00:20:53.820 This is Sparta!

00:20:56.700 For episode 300.

00:20:58.380 Me, Andrew, we'll, we'll even wear, uh, Spartan hoplite uniforms.

00:21:03.660 So, yeah.

00:21:05.180 Q2, Q, you're coming too for episode 300.

00:21:08.200 Uh, in Spartan uniforms.

00:21:10.260 All right. Cool.

00:21:11.460 Uh, guys, like the video.

00:21:12.700 Like the video, guys. Episode 200.

00:21:14.400 Appreciate it.

00:21:15.060 Oh, we've got another one coming then.

00:21:16.140 Living underscore donated $200.

00:21:19.040 Thank you, man. 1.00

00:21:19.500 You're old as fuck. 1.00

00:21:20.980 Forget rating. 1.00

00:21:21.860 I'm guessing ages.

00:21:23.420 Starting from the old lady across from Brian. 0.55

00:21:26.580 45, 35, 35.

00:21:32.680 35, eh?

00:21:34.920 No.

00:21:36.220 I'm 24.

00:21:37.960 I just, bad, bad numbers, guys.

00:21:40.480 Please.

00:21:41.820 Don't be, be nice.

00:21:43.620 I'm 24.

00:21:46.860 Uh-huh.

00:21:48.100 Yes.

00:21:49.360 Okay.

00:21:49.760 Next time I bring my ID.

00:21:51.920 I believe you.

00:21:52.820 I'm only 25.

00:21:54.520 No, you don't look 25, for sure, no.

00:21:56.660 You don't look 24, lady. 0.77

00:21:58.960 I look 24.

00:21:59.460 You look like maybe you're 24 a decade ago.

00:22:01.760 I just, the, the, my life is hard.

00:22:06.160 That's, that's why.

00:22:08.040 It's a lot of hard living, is it?

00:22:09.880 Yeah.

00:22:10.860 It's really hard living?

00:22:12.000 Yeah.

00:22:13.040 Only fancy is very hard, guys.

00:22:15.340 Yeah, I could see that.

00:22:17.220 It aged you a decade in just a couple of years.

00:22:22.540 That's okay.

00:22:25.440 All right.

00:22:26.600 Sorry, guys.

00:22:27.240 I got to post the thing to Discord really quick.

00:22:29.300 All right, so I think a good jumping off point, I know some of you aren't as familiar with

00:22:37.080 the show as some of the other panelists, but one point we'd like to kind of start off

00:22:42.460 with, those of you who have watched the show, is if you have any disagreements, maybe you've

00:22:47.220 seen the show, maybe you've seen Q, me, Andrew over there, if you have any disagreements on

00:22:53.220 something that's been said, something, one of our dating positions, a criticism of the

00:22:59.840 show, let's start with that.

00:23:03.780 Anybody?

00:23:04.220 Anybody?

00:23:06.840 Going once?

00:23:08.720 Going twice?

00:23:12.620 Nope.

00:23:13.240 Okay.

00:23:13.740 All right.

00:23:14.160 That was productive.

00:23:15.740 All right.

00:23:16.120 We'll get into some of the pre-show notes then.

00:23:18.840 So, let's see here.

00:23:20.460 Where do we begin?

00:23:21.820 Why don't we start?

00:23:23.900 Actually, your name's Hydrea?

00:23:26.600 Hydra.

00:23:27.240 Hydra.

00:23:28.020 Is that your government name?

00:23:29.800 No.

00:23:30.820 Oh, okay.

00:23:31.660 It's like your nickname.

00:23:33.600 You had some sort of a criticism or disagreement.

00:23:39.000 Oh, what did I say?

00:23:40.060 Yeah, in your pre-show notes, here, you got to hide this.

00:23:43.800 I got to update a different one.

00:23:46.860 Yo, Twitch, was it Twitch gifted 15 subs?

00:23:50.220 Was that actually Twitch?

00:23:51.340 Hold on.

00:23:52.260 Can you pull up the Twitch tab?

00:23:54.500 Yeah.

00:23:56.940 Was that Twitch?

00:23:58.340 Wait, Twitch gifted us?

00:23:59.700 Like, the Twitch.

00:24:00.800 Can you click on that username? 0.99

00:24:04.740 Holy shit. 1.00

00:24:05.580 Wait, what? 1.00

00:24:07.220 Wait, Twitch?

00:24:08.080 Like, the company gifted us 15?

00:24:10.520 Hey.

00:24:11.520 Oh, my God.

00:24:12.460 Wait, hold on.

00:24:13.100 X out of that?

00:24:15.000 Thank you, Twitch Corporate, I guess, for the 15 subs.

00:24:19.720 Really appreciate it.

00:24:20.980 Maybe it's like kind of just for our 200th episode.

00:24:23.680 Really appreciate it.

00:24:24.320 Thank you.

00:24:24.760 That's very nice.

00:24:26.060 Thank you.

00:24:27.360 Now, okay.

00:24:28.480 Hang on.

00:24:28.920 Now, Twitch.

00:24:30.860 I mean, 200 episodes.

00:24:32.460 Look at all this money Brian's making.

00:24:34.000 I feel like you can gift them 100, right?

00:24:35.800 I feel like you can gift them 100, Twitch.

00:24:38.080 That's a fair point.

00:24:39.260 I mean, 15 Twitch?

00:24:42.640 15.

00:24:43.200 15.

00:24:43.940 Pretty cheap Twitch.

00:24:44.620 Pretty cheap Twitch.

00:24:47.360 Owned by Amazon, by the way.

00:24:49.000 Speaking of which, guys, if you have an Amazon Prime sub, you can link it to your Twitch account and support the show every month through your Amazon Prime account.

00:24:59.000 But, Twitch, thank you very much.

00:25:00.320 Really appreciate that.

00:25:02.080 The nameless intern over there at Twitch who did that.

00:25:05.940 Thank you very much.

00:25:06.640 Appreciate it.

00:25:07.400 Where were we?

00:25:08.120 Oh, you had a criticism, Hydra.

00:25:10.820 You said, in all honesty, I tend to cringe a ton whenever Brian speaks.

00:25:16.140 Ooh, I did say that.

00:25:17.180 Speaks.

00:25:19.040 What?

00:25:19.440 I don't mean to be mean.

00:25:22.280 That's just my opinion.

00:25:23.820 I mean, me too, Hydra.

00:25:25.800 Thank you.

00:25:26.420 Rude.

00:25:28.400 You said you want to mainly come on and talk to the Wilson guy.

00:25:31.640 He seems fun to debate with.

00:25:33.280 Well, before you and Wilson get into it, can you articulate the whole cringing thing?

00:25:41.700 I can't give you a particular scenario, but there are moments where I guess you get just a little bit sensitive.

00:25:51.900 Sensitive.

00:25:52.760 Okay.

00:25:55.280 It just makes me cringe sometimes.

00:25:57.000 If it happens tonight, I'll let you know.

00:25:59.900 You got to give me an example, though.

00:26:02.000 I can't give you a straight example off the top of my head.

00:26:04.340 I'm so sorry.

00:26:05.860 Okay.

00:26:07.160 All right.

00:26:08.080 That's it?

00:26:08.580 Just I make you cringe?

00:26:09.300 But it's no hard feelings.

00:26:10.800 I think overall you're a cool person.

00:26:12.360 It's just sometimes you're cringy.

00:26:13.400 I'm cringy.

00:26:14.060 I'll admit that.

00:26:14.900 You know, it's just a cringe kind of thing.

00:26:16.680 Cringe knows cringe.

00:26:19.100 Cringe recognize cringe. 0.68

00:26:21.780 No, I do think I'm cringy, like, quite a bit.

00:26:25.420 So I just have a question, though.

00:26:27.000 Is that an avocado tattoo?

00:26:30.640 That's the first time I've gotten that.

00:26:32.740 No, it's a donut.

00:26:35.000 Some people say it's a donut.

00:26:36.440 But for me, it's like my Sailor Moon wand.

00:26:40.800 It's the skeleton for now.

00:26:42.260 It goes a little bit more down.

00:26:44.080 But it, like, boop, it's a crescent moon.

00:26:47.460 And then, like, a triangle here.

00:26:49.400 And then it goes up to the moons here.

00:26:51.460 And then there's, like, little arrows that go down to here.

00:26:53.640 But I don't want to show that on camera because, you know.

00:26:55.440 Yeah.

00:26:56.100 The one in the middle there that's not quite circular shaped, that looks like an avocado that's starting to rot.

00:27:03.000 Aw, not a rotting avocado.

00:27:04.740 You know, like, cut in half, an avocado cut in half, and it starts to get stringy.

00:27:08.100 Yeah.

00:27:08.760 I guess it's time to update my tattoo.

00:27:10.420 It's been a few years.

00:27:11.280 That's what it, like, it looks like a cross-section of a rotten avocado.

00:27:16.540 Thank you for the criticism, Brian.

00:27:17.880 I appreciate it.

00:27:18.460 Yeah, just thought I'd throw that out there. 0.95

00:27:21.220 Okay, so you don't have any other disagreements besides just you think I'm fucking cringe. 0.71

00:27:30.260 No hard feelings, though. 0.92

00:27:31.520 No, I'm not tripping.

00:27:33.200 Okay, that's cool.

00:27:34.760 All right.

00:27:35.200 And then you also said that, here, let's get into your pre-show notes.

00:27:40.320 You were left at the mall on your 17th birthday.

00:27:43.180 You want to tell us the story there?

00:27:44.840 It was a date or something, right?

00:27:46.540 Yeah, it was just kind of a date.

00:27:47.840 It was, like, the, I think it was, like, the day before my birthday.

00:27:50.900 We met up at the mall, local, to where I'm at.

00:27:54.020 And then I didn't want to hold their hand first date.

00:27:58.260 I felt awkward, so then they left.

00:28:00.760 And I was stuck there.

00:28:02.160 It was, their mom had taken us to there, and then they went to the bathroom, and then I was just kind of stuck.

00:28:07.420 And I was like, hey, Dad, can you come get me?

00:28:11.780 Interesting.

00:28:12.460 Okay.

00:28:13.260 And did you continue dating this guy after?

00:28:16.120 Oh, no.

00:28:16.740 He abandoned you or whatever?

00:28:18.700 No, that'd be silly.

00:28:19.500 By the way, Twitch sent in another 10, 10 subs.

00:28:25.160 A little shy of the 100, but I do.

00:28:27.580 Yeah, come on, Twitch.

00:28:28.700 They forgot the zero.

00:28:29.580 Come on, Twitch.

00:28:30.780 What's going on, Twitch?

00:28:32.020 Where's that Jeff Bezos?

00:28:33.400 No, but Twitch, thank you.

00:28:34.240 Where's that Bezos money, Twitch?

00:28:35.980 To the nameless, to the nameless underpaid intern who is sending in, I just want to say this to you.

00:28:42.060 He's a brave and a decent man.

00:28:43.680 He's a pioneer.

00:28:44.320 Whoever it is at Twitch, thank you very much.

00:28:46.680 You're a brave and decent man.

00:28:49.400 So thank you very much.

00:28:50.320 Really appreciate that, Twitch.

00:28:52.680 Guys, don't say anything.

00:28:55.220 The Twitch guys, they're in the chat.

00:28:59.580 What are they called?

00:29:01.020 Admins on Twitch?

00:29:02.080 I don't know.

00:29:02.540 But thank you very much.

00:29:03.620 Appreciate it.

00:29:06.720 You have more?

00:29:09.160 Hydrate?

00:29:10.080 Hydrea?

00:29:10.680 Sorry.

00:29:12.060 Like more dating more stories?

00:29:12.980 Did you tell us about that abandoned also at the airport?

00:29:16.800 Okay.

00:29:18.060 So that one was a fun one.

00:29:19.880 That one was a complete, like, long-distance, internet type of relationship.

00:29:24.620 And they were lying to me the whole time, and I didn't catch on.

00:29:27.900 I was too blinded by love.

00:29:29.340 I was holding on to hope and faith and my strong delusions.

00:29:33.660 And I, they were sick.

00:29:37.680 They were really sick.

00:29:38.700 So I went to the airport to, like, go help them out.

00:29:40.780 They said they were having trouble, issues with their mom and everything like that.

00:29:43.140 So I was like, well, if they're sick, their mom's sick, let me go help.

00:29:46.400 And I get there, and they freaked out because it was so last minute.

00:29:49.260 And then they completely blocked me, and then I was on my way back to Colorado.

00:29:54.520 Then a month later, I decided to go visit them.

00:29:57.680 And 12 hours later, they didn't like the way that I was giving them directions.

00:30:01.360 At least that's how I remember it happening.

00:30:03.180 And then they told me to get out the car.

00:30:05.900 And so then I got out the car and then attempted to walk back to their mom's house.

00:30:09.460 But then I realized it was, like, a nine-hour walk.

00:30:11.460 So then I called Sarah, and she helped me out with an Uber.

00:30:14.700 And then went back and talked with her parents.

00:30:18.640 And Dad was like, honestly, I thought it would last a week.

00:30:22.020 And 12 hours is a new record.

00:30:23.540 And I was like, ooh, new record.

00:30:24.940 So then I just went back home after that and started my healing process.

00:30:30.920 And it was very silly of me to even continue on that relationship after being left at the airport.

00:30:36.160 But, again, I was very delusional, hopeful.

00:30:39.940 And, you know, you learn from your mistakes.

00:30:42.400 And then you also said you were abandoned by the same person in Pennsylvania.

00:30:48.500 Yeah.

00:30:48.980 Why do you get abandoned?

00:30:50.540 Yeah, you have abandonment issues.

00:30:53.060 I'm working through those, I am.

00:31:00.180 Yeah, that was when he told me to get out the car.

00:31:02.940 And it was, like, a two-way highway.

00:31:04.100 And I started to walk back to their mom's, his mom's or whatever.

00:31:10.740 And never talked to them again after that.

00:31:13.280 Well, I did reach out.

00:31:14.400 I, like, they had suicidal tendencies.

00:31:16.640 So I would just, like, send a text one time.

00:31:18.660 And I was like, hey, despite everything, hope things are okay, this and that.

00:31:22.060 And that was kind of the end of that.

00:31:24.260 He made you get out of the car on the highway?

00:31:25.760 Yeah.

00:31:26.160 Why?

00:31:26.460 Because from what I could tell based off observing, he was coming down off of a lot of drugs and was just not in a clear head

00:31:39.620 and was overstimulated by the way that I was giving the directions based off of the GPS was telling me to go to.

00:31:46.620 And he just didn't like that.

00:31:50.380 And he started freaking out.

00:31:51.340 Then he told me to get out the car.

00:31:52.760 And I was, and I actually had, like, a really weird feeling.

00:31:56.940 So I was, like, just kind of, like, praying, like, if it's not safe for me to continue on, like, just make something happen so I'm not there anymore.

00:32:04.320 And then he was like, you need to get out the car.

00:32:06.500 I was like, okay, I'm going to listen.

00:32:08.340 Out I go.

00:32:09.940 All right.

00:32:11.640 Going back to you really quick.

00:32:13.160 In your introduction, did you mention that you're an attorney?

00:32:17.880 Ah, yes.

00:32:18.400 I'm a lawyer.

00:32:19.520 So you're a lawyer.

00:32:21.920 In my biography, in my Instagram, yes, I'm a lawyer.

00:32:25.600 You're not licensed to practice in the U.S., though?

00:32:28.580 No.

00:32:29.180 No, I'm not practiced.

00:32:30.420 Wait, wait.

00:32:30.520 Wait.

00:32:31.060 Okay.

00:32:31.380 Here.

00:32:31.680 Help me out here.

00:32:32.980 How long is law school in Mexico?

00:32:36.400 Three years.

00:32:38.240 It's three years.

00:32:39.040 And do you have to have a degree?

00:32:40.840 Yeah.

00:32:41.020 I have a master's degree.

00:32:42.900 Yeah.

00:32:43.400 That's why I am.

00:32:44.540 Yeah.

00:32:44.860 So I just want to make sure I got this right.

00:32:47.020 You got a master's degree.

00:32:48.980 And you did three years of law school and got it all done by the time you were 24.

00:32:53.520 Really?

00:32:54.100 Yes.

00:32:55.100 That's nice, right?

00:32:56.500 Yeah.

00:32:57.400 So hang on.

00:32:58.040 You graduated high school at 18, right?

00:33:00.220 How long does a master's degree take?

00:33:02.480 One year.

00:33:04.540 Oh, one year.

00:33:06.320 I'm 24, baby.

00:33:07.740 I'm sorry.

00:33:08.200 Yeah, I feel like all the dogs aren't barking.

00:33:10.660 I'm just letting you know.

00:33:11.980 What kind of law?

00:33:18.040 Labor.

00:33:19.520 I do.

00:33:20.440 What kind of law did you practice, I guess?

00:33:23.980 In Mexico, I just do work in the street court.

00:33:29.240 In Mexico.

00:33:29.720 El Poder Judicial Federal.

00:33:32.000 But I don't know in English what is they mean.

00:33:35.140 But it's a mixed materia mixta, mixed matters, labor, penal, criminal.

00:33:43.520 Here is penal is criminal.

00:33:44.820 And labor and fiscal, administrative.

00:33:49.600 I don't know in English what can I say.

00:33:52.180 Do lawyers, are they well paid in Mexico?

00:33:55.280 No.

00:33:55.620 I'm up here during pandemic because I'm not going to the office there.

00:34:00.440 So I get.

00:34:01.320 I'm sorry.

00:34:01.800 Did you say you're up here during pneumatic?

00:34:04.280 Pandemic.

00:34:04.720 What did you say?

00:34:05.440 Pandemic.

00:34:06.160 Pandemic.

00:34:06.720 Oh, pandemic.

00:34:07.340 I'm sorry.

00:34:08.000 My English, no, is good.

00:34:09.320 My pronunciation, maybe, you don't understand.

00:34:12.220 I'm sorry.

00:34:13.040 I try to practice my English.

00:34:14.740 That's why I'm here.

00:34:16.780 Okay.

00:34:17.260 So, yeah.

00:34:19.060 What is your question again?

00:34:20.860 Are they well paid in Mexico?

00:34:23.700 Yes, but goes better in OnlyFans now here.

00:34:27.600 Mm-hmm.

00:34:29.720 All right.

00:34:33.820 What?

00:34:36.120 I don't know.

00:34:36.900 Lawyer is a pretty respectable career, you know?

00:34:39.440 Yeah, OnlyFans too.

00:34:41.820 Which part of it is respectable?

00:34:44.340 I respect.

00:34:45.020 I respect myself.

00:34:47.480 I make money.

00:34:50.020 Uh-huh.

00:34:50.760 It's easy money.

00:34:52.480 So, it's easy.

00:34:54.100 Okay.

00:34:54.720 Better than be a lawyer, maybe.

00:34:57.660 No, 100%, because I'm a lawyer and I do OnlyFans.

00:35:03.580 Okay.

00:35:03.900 All right.

00:35:06.520 Can you open the door?

00:35:08.240 Okay.

00:35:09.420 Moving to Alyssa.

00:35:11.220 You said you had a guy go to kiss you,

00:35:13.720 and he pulled your hair extensions out.

00:35:17.740 That's ruthless.

00:35:18.300 No.

00:35:19.600 So, I was at Katana on Sunset,

00:35:21.820 and I was really nervous.

00:35:22.600 I'd gotten my extensions put in earlier that day.

00:35:25.160 So, I, like, kept playing with my hair and my extensions.

00:35:27.580 Like, I used to, it was, you know, I was 18 a long time ago.

00:35:31.260 So, it was, like, cooler to have your hair super long,

00:35:33.040 but I kept playing with them.

00:35:33.880 And so, when he, like, went in to kiss me,

00:35:35.140 he, like, ran his fingers through my hair,

00:35:37.180 and he, like, pulled back,

00:35:38.020 and my hair was, like, stuck in his fingers.

00:35:39.660 And he's, like, what?

00:35:40.700 And he never called me again.

00:35:41.940 Metro Matt donated $100.

00:35:44.800 She was a lawyer in 2020.

00:35:47.100 She's not 24.

00:35:49.020 Case closed.

00:35:50.000 Oh, good catch.

00:35:50.800 Wait.

00:35:51.300 When did you become a lawyer?

00:35:54.340 I'm 24.

00:35:58.300 Well, yeah.

00:35:59.080 You said you were a lawyer before, like, the...

00:36:01.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:02.740 So, like, in 2019, 2020.

00:36:04.360 Yeah, yeah, baby.

00:36:05.340 Yeah.

00:36:06.060 Another topic.

00:36:07.840 You lose a lot of time.

00:36:09.660 Yeah, why don't you just...

00:36:10.580 With this topic, I'm 24.

00:36:11.880 Why don't you just tell us your actual age?

00:36:14.040 It's weird.

00:36:15.400 Mm-hmm.

00:36:16.560 For the women's, no. 0.98

00:36:17.840 In Mexico, it's very commune.

00:36:20.560 Communist?

00:36:21.100 What?

00:36:21.580 Common.

00:36:22.460 Common.

00:36:23.460 Common. 1.00

00:36:25.300 The fuck? 1.00

00:36:27.680 Common. 1.00

00:36:28.000 To lie?

00:36:28.760 It's common in Mexico to lie?

00:36:31.160 A lie about the age?

00:36:32.540 Yes.

00:36:33.460 So, you admit you're lying.

00:36:34.460 But I'm not...

00:36:35.100 No.

00:36:35.620 But in Mexico, it's common.

00:36:37.360 But I'm not...

00:36:38.560 But I don't do it.

00:36:40.120 Okay, you're not.

00:36:41.480 And you're a lawyer.

00:36:42.900 Yes.

00:36:43.660 Lawyers lie.

00:36:45.260 No.

00:36:46.700 I'm 24.

00:36:47.880 I'm not lying.

00:36:48.580 No, no, no.

00:36:49.120 Hang on.

00:36:49.500 Lawyer's an acronym.

00:36:51.440 It means lying at will yields excellent revenues.

00:36:54.960 No.

00:36:55.680 I'm 24.

00:36:57.260 I'm not lying.

00:36:59.040 Guys.

00:37:02.300 I look young.

00:37:03.640 You think I'm old?

00:37:05.480 I look old?

00:37:06.040 I think you look older than 24.

00:37:08.700 I'm sorry.

00:37:10.060 It is what it is.

00:37:15.180 I want the guys commenting my age.

00:37:20.720 You told them to chill out.

00:37:22.000 Because none of...

00:37:22.520 They're going to all say 30 plus.

00:37:23.600 She lied. 1.00

00:37:24.340 She's old as a fuck. 1.00

00:37:25.760 Whatever. 1.00

00:37:33.000 Okay.

00:37:33.600 You want to just tell us your age or whatever?

00:37:35.240 Yes.

00:37:36.480 Your real age?

00:37:38.300 No.

00:37:39.300 I'm 24.

00:37:40.060 Yeah, but you've already...

00:37:42.560 It's like...

00:37:43.800 You've just...

00:37:45.000 There's so many contradictory statements you've made.

00:37:47.460 The whole relationship history.

00:37:49.400 You claiming you were a lawyer when you were like four years ago.

00:37:53.860 So you would have been...

00:37:54.340 No, I'm a lawyer.

00:37:55.420 Yeah, you would have been 20.

00:37:56.920 Come on.

00:37:57.660 You're perjuring yourself.

00:37:58.900 Come on.

00:37:59.440 You know it.

00:38:00.220 It's perjuring.

00:38:01.080 I'm 24.

00:38:02.320 Guys.

00:38:03.760 Stop.

00:38:04.240 Actually, my ex is plastic surger.

00:38:08.980 That's why he gave me...

00:38:12.820 He gave you surgery to try to make you 24?

00:38:14.760 Yeah, and look young, 24.

00:38:17.160 He gave me 24 years old.

00:38:21.380 What kind of plastic surgery do you have?

00:38:25.500 In my face, nothing. 0.99

00:38:27.860 Just my boobs. 0.98

00:38:29.740 But look, not around. 1.00

00:38:30.540 Just your boobs? 1.00

00:38:31.460 Yeah, just my boobs. 0.99

00:38:32.160 That's the only cosmetic surgery?

00:38:34.060 Yes, yes.

00:38:35.660 Oh my God, the line continues.

00:38:36.620 My boobs look good.

00:38:37.920 What do you think? 0.56

00:38:38.480 The line continues.

00:38:41.920 I don't know if you have a BBL, but you definitely have lipo.

00:38:45.140 No.

00:38:47.000 I'm very athletic.

00:38:50.140 Bro, I can pull up your Instagram.

00:38:53.220 You got all kinds of plastic surgery.

00:38:56.680 No.

00:38:57.340 You're just going to lie about everything all night?

00:38:58.960 No. 1.00

00:39:00.040 I just do my boobs, guys. 0.99

00:39:03.020 My face, no. 0.99

00:39:05.040 So your boobs are what makes you look younger? 0.97

00:39:08.200 You literally said, I have a plastic surgeon. 0.94

00:39:10.980 Yeah, I think yes.

00:39:12.200 With boobs, I look younger.

00:39:16.620 This is different. 0.98

00:39:17.660 Fillers? 0.93

00:39:18.620 Plastic surgery is different.

00:39:20.840 It's a surgery.

00:39:22.180 No.

00:39:22.660 No, baby, no.

00:39:23.720 It's a body modification.

00:39:24.640 Okay, I'm a lawyer, you're not.

00:39:26.180 It's a body modification.

00:39:27.560 We know that.

00:39:28.320 It's not your natural state.

00:39:32.060 Is the accent fake too?

00:39:33.100 No, it's plastic surgeon.

00:39:34.640 Hang on, hang on.

00:39:35.100 Is the accent fake too?

00:39:36.360 Like, is just everything fake?

00:39:38.040 I'm just curious.

00:39:39.080 Like, is that fake too?

00:39:40.040 No, I'm from Mexico.

00:39:41.200 I try to practice more my English.

00:39:43.300 That's why I talk like that.

00:39:45.660 I noticed you said Mexico with an X.

00:39:48.240 That's not something that's usually Spanish speakers do.

00:39:50.780 They usually say Mexico, right?

00:39:52.900 Mexico.

00:39:53.700 Yes.

00:39:53.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:55.520 So, I mean, is the accent fake too?

00:39:58.260 Like, is the whole thing a troll or just some of it?

00:40:00.460 No, it's real.

00:40:01.940 No, it's real.

00:40:03.240 Like my age. 0.93

00:40:05.660 And like my boobs. 0.55

00:40:06.740 Oh, my God. 0.96

00:40:08.220 My boobs looks real. 0.88

00:40:10.460 You said it was fake. 0.95

00:40:12.300 Looks real.

00:40:13.500 It's fake. 0.71

00:40:14.140 You said like my age and like my boobs.

00:40:17.300 No, I'm 24.

00:40:20.480 She is 29.

00:40:22.200 Oh, okay.

00:40:23.960 Okay.

00:40:28.700 So, do you at least want to admit that you've had some sort of procedure on your stomach?

00:40:33.680 No.

00:40:35.380 No, you don't want to admit it or no, you haven't had that procedure?

00:40:37.600 Ah, wait, I met my ex?

00:40:39.960 Sorry?

00:40:40.480 I don't care about your ex.

00:40:41.620 Oh, what is your question?

00:40:43.380 Sorry.

00:40:45.060 Have you had lipo?

00:40:46.460 No.

00:40:47.520 Have you had any sort of procedure to remove fat on your stomach?

00:40:52.620 No.

00:40:53.960 I know it's incredible.

00:40:56.240 I have good shape.

00:40:58.920 I know.

00:40:59.780 Well, I mean.

00:41:00.480 But it's natural.

00:41:02.280 Do you have natural lipo belly?

00:41:04.980 No.

00:41:05.280 No.

00:41:05.600 No.

00:41:05.780 No.

00:41:05.920 Donated $200.

00:41:07.240 By the way, you have a terrible over face.

00:41:08.240 Be careful.

00:41:08.960 Primita porque.

00:41:09.780 The chat will call you out.

00:41:12.700 Primita porque.

00:41:13.420 Okay.

00:41:14.360 Okay.

00:41:15.280 Thank you.

00:41:15.980 Hombre guapo.

00:41:16.900 Hombre guapo.

00:41:17.880 Thank you so much.

00:41:19.840 Oh, my God.

00:41:21.660 You're single, right?

00:41:23.420 You said...

00:41:23.860 I'm single.

00:41:24.740 Yeah.

00:41:25.040 And I'm always go out with my fans and OnlyFans.

00:41:29.220 You go out with your fans?

00:41:30.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:31.080 Like you fuck them for money? 1.00

00:41:33.560 No. 1.00

00:41:34.400 I'm met in my OnlyFans account.

00:41:37.780 And obviously, when...

00:41:40.340 Okay.

00:41:41.280 100% before the guys invite me to go out, I know they go first to be my fan.

00:41:49.580 He wanna be... 0.95

00:41:51.680 He wanna see me naked. 0.94

00:41:54.480 So, yes.

00:41:55.480 I go out with my fans.

00:41:57.580 Yes.

00:41:58.640 I only go out with my fans.

00:42:00.160 Oh, my God. 0.81

00:42:00.860 You're so fake. 1.00

00:42:02.240 Holy shit. 1.00

00:42:03.140 Why? 1.00

00:42:04.020 It's real.

00:42:05.760 Oh, my God.

00:42:06.440 Swear for God.

00:42:06.920 I go out with my fans.

00:42:08.400 So performative. 1.00

00:42:09.860 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:42:10.460 No. 1.00

00:42:12.500 Just for the number.

00:42:13.540 The accent broke there.

00:42:14.760 The accent broke there.

00:42:15.660 You couldn't quite hold it with the laugh.

00:42:17.540 You couldn't quite hold it.

00:42:18.860 You were close.

00:42:20.140 You were close, but you couldn't quite hold it with the laugh.

00:42:23.900 My body looks good.

00:42:26.560 It's natural.

00:42:28.260 I just see the television.

00:42:30.220 You have fake eyes.

00:42:37.640 What is your real color?

00:42:40.120 Kevin.

00:42:40.620 Is that Kevin?

00:42:41.220 Is the name of the guy?

00:42:42.540 I don't remember.

00:42:44.500 Consuela, calm down. 1.00

00:42:45.700 Andrew.

00:42:46.160 Sorry.

00:42:46.600 Andrew.

00:42:47.260 Ask a question.

00:42:48.180 You have pretty eyes.

00:42:49.720 But I don't know if it's fake.

00:42:51.240 Living on this call donated $200. 1.00

00:42:54.820 Someone get this geriatric fucker walker so she can walk the fuck off the show. 1.00

00:43:00.040 Can you tell me, can you just tell me real quick? 1.00

00:43:02.400 Can you tell me I have pretty eyes in Spanish?

00:43:05.080 Tienes bonitos ojos.

00:43:07.520 Okay.

00:43:08.680 Pero no sé si son verdaderos ese color o tienes pupilentes.

00:43:15.640 All right.

00:43:17.780 Okay, going back to Alyssa.

00:43:20.280 You said the guy tried to kiss you and he pulled your hair extension out.

00:43:24.760 Did you tell that story?

00:43:26.200 Yeah.

00:43:27.160 Okay.

00:43:29.680 You jumped over two fences to catch your ex cheating.

00:43:32.540 What happened there?

00:43:33.060 Oh, well, I jumped over two fences and I caught him cheating.

00:43:38.620 Yeah.

00:43:39.160 I just, I knew that he was cheating and he was lying to me.

00:43:43.280 And so I went to his house and it has like two huge fences and I just decided to scale

00:43:48.500 them and then I like snuck in his back door and went up the stairs and he was sleeping with

00:43:53.060 somebody else.

00:43:53.960 How'd you get in the back door?

00:43:54.940 The door was unlocked?

00:43:55.600 Yeah.

00:43:56.160 He's not like the smartest. 1.00

00:43:58.940 Damn. 1.00

00:44:00.800 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:44:01.920 Yeah.

00:44:02.340 All right.

00:44:02.820 And then, uh, you wanted to talk about as far as dating topics, dating in LA feels especially

00:44:09.000 difficult.

00:44:09.560 How long have you been in LA for?

00:44:11.120 Um, so I was in Santa Barbara County and like Ventura for most of my adult life.

00:44:15.580 I've just been back for about three years.

00:44:17.800 Where were you before that?

00:44:19.600 In LA, but I moved here.

00:44:21.720 Oh, you moved back to Santa Barbara or?

00:44:24.180 Yeah.

00:44:24.800 I was in Santa Barbara.

00:44:25.800 Okay.

00:44:26.000 Yeah.

00:44:26.620 So you grew up in Santa Barbara.

00:44:28.420 Uh, I spent my adult life here.

00:44:30.220 Oh, adult.

00:44:30.920 Like you went to UCSB or?

00:44:33.080 I'm sorry.

00:44:33.480 What?

00:44:35.620 UCSB?

00:44:36.320 Uh, I did for economics, but I didn't graduate.

00:44:38.880 Okay.

00:44:39.260 You dropped out.

00:44:39.900 Yeah.

00:44:40.300 Okay.

00:44:40.760 Got it.

00:44:41.040 But I owned salons and day spas here.

00:44:43.200 Okay.

00:44:43.540 Got it.

00:44:43.880 You said you refused to do online dating.

00:44:45.860 Yeah.

00:44:46.040 Uh, I'm sure I have other hot takes, but they seem regular to me.

00:44:49.060 Uh, so you've never done, uh, dating apps or anything like that?

00:44:52.300 Uh, I mean, I've done them, but I don't, I didn't stick with them.

00:44:55.300 It just does not work out for me.

00:44:57.600 Why is that?

00:44:58.640 Um, one of them thought that I was stealing pictures and so I got banned and they were pictures

00:45:03.000 of me.

00:45:03.800 And then another one said I swiped too fast.

00:45:06.460 And so I was just like, I'm not going to deal with that.

00:45:09.100 Okay.

00:45:09.580 You swiped too fast.

00:45:11.700 Yeah.

00:45:11.900 And so like shut it down.

00:45:12.840 It was like, you can't match with anybody else, but like I'd only matched with like three people.

00:45:15.960 I think it was like a rule.

00:45:16.980 You can only match like three people a day.

00:45:18.660 Raya.

00:45:19.360 You was swiping, matching with people?

00:45:21.120 Yeah.

00:45:21.280 Or dismissing people?

00:45:23.540 Just swiping.

00:45:24.360 Like, I don't know, I picked three of them and then that was all you got.

00:45:27.520 And I was like, you know, they don't talk to you.

00:45:29.500 You don't have anybody.

00:45:30.660 And so it was like, it was pointless anymore.

00:45:34.040 Yeah.

00:45:34.160 So it was just sitting there stagnant, like a little duck in the water.

00:45:36.660 So you might as well go.

00:45:38.060 Okay.

00:45:38.740 All right.

00:45:39.480 Um, you said you have other hot takes on dating?

00:45:44.740 Yeah, but I don't really know if they're like hot takes to everybody.

00:45:48.260 What you got?

00:45:48.680 Like I won't date anybody that has kids.

00:45:50.840 Okay.

00:45:51.200 Do you have, do you have kids?

00:45:52.940 Yes.

00:45:53.880 Oh.

00:45:54.360 Yeah, that's not, yeah, yeah.

00:45:55.740 That's definitely a hot take.

00:45:56.760 There we go.

00:45:57.840 There we go.

00:45:58.360 There's a lot.

00:45:59.080 Hold on.

00:45:59.800 So, uh, how many, uh, how many kids do you have?

00:46:02.940 I have just one.

00:46:03.960 Okay.

00:46:04.340 Just one.

00:46:05.020 And this is with the eight year relationship guy?

00:46:07.960 No, it was before him.

00:46:09.760 How old were you when you had the kid?

00:46:11.440 14.

00:46:16.020 Didn't.

00:46:17.940 Wait.

00:46:18.340 So the kid's like.

00:46:20.860 19.

00:46:21.660 19.

00:46:22.200 Boy or girl? 0.82

00:46:23.120 Girl.

00:46:23.780 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:46:24.700 Shit, we should have done like a mother daughter episode or something. 1.00

00:46:27.380 Uh, is she in college? 1.00

00:46:28.260 She is.

00:46:29.540 Here locally or?

00:46:30.440 No, it appears.

00:46:31.120 Woodland Hills.

00:46:32.500 Is it California?

00:46:34.000 Woodland Hills.

00:46:34.540 Yeah.

00:46:34.940 Oh, okay.

00:46:35.440 Okay.

00:46:35.660 Um, is the father, was the father in the picture at all?

00:46:40.120 Uh, he passed away when she was five months old.

00:46:42.360 Oh, wow.

00:46:43.280 Uh, was he also young?

00:46:45.220 He was.

00:46:47.900 How old was he?

00:46:48.880 Uh, he passed away when he was 18.

00:46:50.940 He had just turned 18 when I was pregnant.

00:46:53.880 Wait, you were 14 and he was 18?

00:46:56.300 He was 17.

00:46:57.320 Oh, 17, 14.

00:46:58.220 And then he turned 18 when I was pregnant.

00:47:00.340 Was he in a gang?

00:47:00.860 How did he, how did he pass?

00:47:02.460 Yeah, was he in a gang?

00:47:03.500 No, he wasn't in a gang.

00:47:04.540 Um, he chose to on a live himself.

00:47:08.240 Oh.

00:47:08.940 Oh, sorry to hear that.

00:47:10.220 Um.

00:47:10.760 Yeah, sorry to hear that.

00:47:12.100 Thank you.

00:47:12.720 Yep.

00:47:13.280 Uh, okay.

00:47:14.420 And then, uh, okay, you got the kid?

00:47:18.360 Yep.

00:47:19.180 Well, she lives on her own now. 1.00

00:47:20.500 She's in college.

00:47:21.700 Yeah.

00:47:22.400 Well, and so has this always been your thing?

00:47:24.340 Like, you know, she's kind of a bit off on her own, but even when she was younger,

00:47:31.220 would you refuse to date people with men with kids?

00:47:34.580 No, this is new.

00:47:35.920 Now that she's on her own, it's like a, I don't want any more kids.

00:47:39.020 So, like, I don't want to start again.

00:47:40.960 So that's why I'm like, I don't want anybody that, like, has young kids because I don't

00:47:44.200 want to take over, like, a step-parent role.

00:47:45.860 I don't think I'd be good at it because I love my daughter so much.

00:47:48.100 And I don't think I would equally care for their child.

00:47:50.720 And I just don't think that's a fair situation to put somebody else's kids in.

00:47:54.380 Hmm.

00:47:55.040 But you would, someone who is perhaps in a similar situation as you, like, they have adult

00:47:59.040 children.

00:47:59.560 Yeah.

00:48:00.000 Yeah, that's totally fine.

00:48:01.580 I just, like, I don't think I'd be a good step-mom.

00:48:03.400 You just don't want, like, to deal with, like, a toddler or, like, you know, pre-teen or,

00:48:07.600 you know.

00:48:07.880 Mm-hmm.

00:48:08.220 Okay.

00:48:08.720 All right.

00:48:09.700 Not totally unreasonable. 1.00

00:48:11.040 Yeah, fuck. 1.00

00:48:11.660 I thought we had her. 1.00

00:48:12.620 I thought we had her.

00:48:13.580 Oh, man.

00:48:15.320 Prehistoric week.

00:48:15.960 Oh, why is it?

00:48:16.600 Oh, why is it?

00:48:17.340 Okay, the TTS is.

00:48:18.360 How soon into a dating relationship would you feel comfortable with farting in front of

00:48:22.940 your significant other? 1.00

00:48:24.760 What the fuck? 1.00

00:48:25.680 Sorry. 0.99

00:48:26.340 Uh, TTS is 200, but I must have had it set incorrectly.

00:48:31.280 Just a clarification.

00:48:32.340 TTS is 200, but we'll allow it to come through.

00:48:34.880 Uh, how soon into a relationship is it comfortable to fart?

00:48:39.380 First date.

00:48:43.340 No, I never.

00:48:44.460 I think never for the woman and, like, within a month for the guy.

00:48:48.320 It's cool, I guess.

00:48:49.680 No, I never.

00:48:52.920 I think it depends on the relationship.

00:48:55.740 I think it depends on the relationship.

00:48:57.380 I don't know.

00:48:58.300 How, I don't know, open you are together.

00:49:02.340 Okay.

00:49:03.660 Never.

00:49:04.440 Okay.

00:49:05.120 I think it depends on what you eat.

00:49:07.140 And give it a couple months.

00:49:08.940 All right.

00:49:09.520 What about you?

00:49:09.840 Yeah, as long as humanly possible.

00:49:12.400 Okay.

00:49:12.800 You know, I'll, like, hold it until I'm, like, dying of a stomachache.

00:49:15.960 It's not coming out in front of somebody I like.

00:49:18.040 Okay.

00:49:19.960 Like a few months.

00:49:22.840 I don't think the woman should have her farting. 1.00

00:49:26.840 All right.

00:49:28.180 Okay.

00:49:29.220 Any other hot takes from you?

00:49:31.840 You got some more, I'm sure.

00:49:33.460 I'm sure I have them up my sleeve.

00:49:35.080 I'll let them, like, trickle out one at a time.

00:49:37.640 Nothing that comes to mind, though, immediately?

00:49:39.740 Okay.

00:49:40.360 Going to Stephanie.

00:49:41.320 Stephanie, you said your elementary school first love that you haven't seen for 20 years

00:49:45.980 since childhood hijacked the end of a date you're on by driving four or five hours from

00:49:50.200 Vegas to Universal Studios in California?

00:49:53.020 I was on a date, and the night before, I had mentioned it to my childhood, like, crush

00:50:01.080 or whatever, and he was like, well, I'm going to go pick you up, like, randomly throughout

00:50:06.280 the day.

00:50:06.880 And I was like, yeah, whatever.

00:50:08.140 And I checked my phone, yeah, he was there to pick me up, but it was at the end of the

00:50:12.020 date that I was on, and I explained the situation to my date, like, to be honest, and I ended

00:50:17.060 up having a date with my childhood friend, which did not rekindle, like, any romance,

00:50:21.180 because obviously we were kids, but it was, like, 20 years, so.

00:50:24.880 Okay.

00:50:25.520 Mm-hmm.

00:50:26.960 You said he picked you up and took you on a night out in Hollywood riding scooters?

00:50:32.220 Mm-hmm.

00:50:32.680 Was this the guy who crashed it, or the, wait, oh, no, hold on, it was fun and friendly

00:50:40.460 when you, oh, okay, all right, you said you'd like to bring awareness to, bring awareness

00:50:47.940 to the difficulties you encounter with dating due to your unique lifestyle.

00:50:52.280 Yeah.

00:50:53.060 So what is your unique lifestyle?

00:50:56.280 So when I was born, I was born to a father who was 54 years old at the time, and so I'm

00:51:03.540 very passionate about spreading awareness about people having children at, like, a later

00:51:07.460 age, just considering all the hardships that I did endure, and especially now with so much

00:51:11.860 responsibility and still trying to learn, like, self-development, like, how I'm trying

00:51:15.920 to, I guess, rehabilitate into a society I never really was, like, nurtured into.

00:51:20.820 Mm-hmm.

00:51:21.060 So I'm pretty much more so passionate about trying to spread awareness on the difficulties

00:51:27.240 of having such a responsibility, caring for aging parents while trying to date.

00:51:31.580 Like, it is extremely difficult.

00:51:33.460 How old's your mom? 0.58

00:51:34.360 My mom's 69.

00:51:35.460 My dad's 84.

00:51:37.180 Oh, how old was your mom when she gave birth to you? 0.98

00:51:40.660 To me, 39.

00:51:41.860 Mm-hmm.

00:51:42.200 39.

00:51:42.420 There was, like, a 14-year-old, or 14-year difference between you.

00:51:45.320 Okay.

00:51:45.780 Mm-hmm.

00:51:46.300 You said you're...

00:51:46.620 That's not, but that's not that uncommon.

00:51:48.580 And at 39, that's not that uncommon.

00:51:53.200 Yeah, that's my mother.

00:51:54.340 Well, the other thing, too, is that they both have neurological diseases, and my mom doesn't

00:51:59.180 speak English, like, in the country.

00:52:00.840 She doesn't drive.

00:52:01.880 So, like, the difficulties of being a caregiver was more so my point.

00:52:05.480 Mm-hmm.

00:52:05.760 And, like, trying to date and relate to people my age that don't have the same responsibilities,

00:52:09.960 it's different having children versus taking care of, like, elderly parents.

00:52:13.580 Well, do you mind if we back up just a bit here?

00:52:16.040 Mm-hmm.

00:52:16.340 Mm-hmm.

00:52:16.480 Mm-hmm.

00:52:16.680 Mm-hmm.

00:52:17.660 So, this kind of started with the idea that because your dad was older when you were born,

00:52:24.800 Yeah.

00:52:25.000 but, you know, your mom was 39.

00:52:27.660 Yeah.

00:52:28.800 I don't really see how that's a big problem.

00:52:31.380 And then as we kind of go through it, we find out, wait a second, there was all these

00:52:35.660 kind of other external factors, like non-English speaking, things like this.

00:52:40.400 Yeah.

00:52:40.520 I can understand where that would heap a lot of responsibility on a child's shoulders,

00:52:44.120 but the age gap itself doesn't seem like it would be problematic.

00:52:47.540 Right.

00:52:47.980 The way that I wrote to Brian was more so generalized instead of trying to, like, write so much about,

00:52:54.340 like, oh, my mother this, my father that.

00:52:55.980 But, and more so my concern was, like, my father's age.

00:52:59.580 That has been something that was more problematic versus my mom's age.

00:53:03.460 So, my mom being 39.

00:53:04.380 Yeah, why was that problematic, though?

00:53:06.100 With my father being as old as he was?

00:53:08.640 Yeah, at 60, yeah.

00:53:11.020 Well, the way that I grew up from my experience personally, like, it was a little difficult

00:53:15.960 watching, like, the other students in my class have, like, younger parents and be able to do

00:53:20.420 certain things.

00:53:21.320 Like, I had to be homeschooled in high school, so I lost a lot of opportunities to socialize.

00:53:26.020 And so, that made it difficult for me to have, like, normal childhood experiences considering

00:53:29.880 my dad's, he had Parkinson's and it started to progress.

00:53:32.980 And then I had to kind of pick up and start, you know, taking care of him.

00:53:36.460 Yeah, but I don't understand, hang on, if you don't mind.

00:53:39.160 I don't, I don't actually understand what that has to do with his age.

00:53:43.360 Like, surely, surely there's 59-year-old men who don't have Parkinson's and are in just 0.99

00:53:48.300 fine health, right?

00:53:49.320 Right.

00:53:50.100 So, I'm not sure why the age.

00:53:52.040 So, if he was, like, 25 and had Parkinson's disease, that would be just as problematic,

00:53:56.460 right?

00:53:56.640 Right, right.

00:53:57.700 I think that would.

00:53:58.320 So, what does the age portion of this have to do with anything exactly?

00:54:01.840 That's what I'm trying to figure out.

00:54:02.760 Right.

00:54:03.240 So, as human beings, like, as we age, we obviously lose, like, our energy, our time, memory,

00:54:08.000 stuff like that.

00:54:08.760 And so, I think that the progression of aging does, you know, kind of, you become more tired

00:54:14.720 and you can't really give a child what it needs to, you know, be a child.

00:54:18.360 And it's a development.

00:54:19.480 And I think that that's kind of more so what I'm trying to explain and correlate.

00:54:23.660 It's just.

00:54:23.980 Well, what energies?

00:54:25.680 I mean, usually the man's role is to provide for the child. 0.59

00:54:28.820 Right.

00:54:29.120 Usually, in your 50s, you're going to be much more established and have resources to do

00:54:32.740 that type of providing than you would if you were a 20-year-old man, for instance.

00:54:36.560 Right.

00:54:37.140 So, I'm not really understanding what the issue here is with the age.

00:54:42.100 I understand the externalities.

00:54:43.540 Like, I had Parkinson's disease, non-English speaking.

00:54:47.960 Those are serious problems.

00:54:49.120 Right.

00:54:49.320 But they would be serious problems if he was 26 and had Parkinson's and didn't speak English.

00:54:53.880 Right.

00:54:54.180 Those would still be massive issues.

00:54:55.920 So, the age itself, I guess, is what I'm trying to figure out.

00:54:58.720 Yeah.

00:54:59.020 He ended up having dementia as well.

00:55:01.380 So, I don't know if that's, like, an experience that I got to experience sooner than other peers

00:55:06.560 would if they had, like, younger parents.

00:55:08.840 So, I don't know, you know, if that's more so, like, what you're saying.

00:55:11.540 But, to me, like, it's just the – I'm getting to, like, the finish line of my dad passing

00:55:17.240 away sooner than my peers.

00:55:18.960 And that is a very depressing, you know, experience for me personally.

00:55:22.900 Well, wait, wait.

00:55:23.380 I'm sorry.

00:55:24.180 I don't mean to cut you off again.

00:55:26.740 No, you're fine.

00:55:26.960 No, it's okay.

00:55:27.360 It's Stephanie, right?

00:55:28.420 Yes, correct.

00:55:29.440 Okay.

00:55:29.780 What did you say your age was?

00:55:31.160 I'm 30.

00:55:32.840 You're 30.

00:55:33.400 Yes.

00:55:33.580 Okay.

00:55:33.740 It's not even uncommon for people at 30 years old to have one or even both parents pass.

00:55:40.080 That's not even that uncommon.

00:55:41.580 Right.

00:55:41.860 I understand.

00:55:43.320 Yeah.

00:55:43.680 So, I'm not – I guess I'm still just – I just want to make sure that I understand

00:55:48.760 correctly, right?

00:55:49.540 Like, I understand that there could be some unique challenges with having aged parents.

00:55:53.300 I had a dad who was much older when he had me, for instance, than what was normal amongst

00:55:59.240 my peers.

00:55:59.920 He wasn't that old.

00:56:00.700 He wasn't 59.

00:56:01.360 Right.

00:56:01.760 But he was still older than most of my peers.

00:56:05.540 And I was given kind of a moral background or, you could say, a moral system which was

00:56:12.500 outdated, let's say, which I thought was great.

00:56:16.200 Like, I always thought that that was, like, a wonderful thing that he gave me, right?

00:56:19.400 So, I'm just kind of trying to key in on the idea of the age discrepancy being the problem

00:56:28.960 versus, like, I had Parkinson's.

00:56:30.860 I didn't speak.

00:56:31.520 You know what I mean?

00:56:32.100 I guess that's what I'm trying to key in on.

00:56:34.180 Yeah.

00:56:35.060 If I may.

00:56:36.740 Sure.

00:56:37.400 Thank you.

00:56:38.060 So, something that does come to my mind is that from my experience personally when I

00:56:42.860 was growing up, I kind of had this understanding that my dad was a lot older than most and

00:56:47.540 that I kind of understood that death would be coming faster and that I didn't know how

00:56:51.680 to prepare with that kind of, like, existential crisis of, like, not having my father around

00:56:55.740 or what to do or especially how lonely I have felt.

00:56:58.920 And so, apart from this podcast, like, I have put, like, effort into trying to, you know,

00:57:05.480 make friends on Reddit and, like, reach out to places to see if there's anyone that maybe

00:57:10.040 have a similar situation and, you know, with that type of attachment.

00:57:13.880 I think that having an older or an elderly father definitely may have impacted my attachment

00:57:19.860 style and has caused some difficulties with me understanding and definitely with me taking

00:57:26.780 care of my dad, like, I didn't have a normal job the way that other people did.

00:57:30.980 So, I didn't really have the same socialization.

00:57:32.960 I didn't go to school.

00:57:34.140 And so, I had a lot of responsibility and being alone a lot.

00:57:36.920 Yeah.

00:57:37.080 I think I understand now.

00:57:38.260 Okay.

00:57:38.640 Where it is that you're coming from.

00:57:40.340 Yeah.

00:57:41.360 But maybe kind of hear me out on this.

00:57:43.480 Yeah.

00:57:44.140 Wouldn't it be bad for any parent then is really what you're saying is that if they have

00:57:49.060 health issues or they have kind of unique challenges which are stationed to them, that that burden

00:57:54.460 is going to fall on the child, right?

00:57:56.320 Yeah.

00:57:56.840 Well, I mean.

00:57:57.380 It doesn't even matter the age.

00:57:58.680 So, like, if your dad was 59 and he spoke English and he was perfectly healthy and he

00:58:02.280 didn't get dementia, he didn't have Parkinson's, your challenges here would have been significantly

00:58:06.940 different, right?

00:58:07.840 Right.

00:58:08.100 Exactly.

00:58:08.340 So, even if he, yeah, so even if he had been 26, 27, 28 with those conditions, it still

00:58:12.920 would have been extraordinarily challenging for you, right?

00:58:15.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:16.360 And I would have hoped that back then or even, like, parents or, you know, parents-to-be, like,

00:58:20.760 that they would consider, like, the future of the child.

00:58:23.200 So, like, maybe therapy or education or anything that can kind of help support, you know, them

00:58:29.040 grieve what you're going through, you know, because it's not easy being a caregiver, like,

00:58:33.080 as a child.

00:58:33.880 You got to learn to take care of yourself as well and advocate for yourself.

00:58:36.660 So, it's definitely a very complex situation, nonetheless.

00:58:41.260 But it's just a matter of, like, how we can, you know, like you said, like, you can't really

00:58:45.060 tell who's going to have a disease and stuff like that.

00:58:47.880 So, it's not necessarily their fault.

00:58:49.660 It's just a matter of how we can support each other through these types of dynamic situations.

00:58:52.740 Well, and it's not necessarily the age either, right?

00:58:54.940 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

00:58:56.100 But for my circumstances, personally, for my dating experience, this is what it's been for

00:59:00.140 me.

00:59:00.680 Yeah.

00:59:01.220 Yeah, for you.

00:59:02.140 Exactly.

00:59:02.540 Because you have kind of these, like, different problems.

00:59:05.120 Exactly.

00:59:05.520 You can understand from my perspective that unique challenges like this could be basically

00:59:10.960 put on a kid from any age demographic, right?

00:59:15.180 Yeah.

00:59:15.700 It's, yeah, exactly.

00:59:17.740 Okay.

00:59:18.480 All right.

00:59:18.900 Yeah, I just wanted to make sure that we could clarify that.

00:59:21.640 No worries.

00:59:22.160 So, you've been the primary and sole caregiver for both your Brazilian parents and you've

00:59:28.900 been for the past 12 years.

00:59:30.760 Yes, correct.

00:59:31.340 Okay.

00:59:32.280 And this makes you approach dating in a more methodical way, one in which conserves your

00:59:38.480 time and energy, having so much responsibility.

00:59:41.180 Yes.

00:59:41.540 In such a complex circumstance, you date intentionally while holding maturity in high regard.

00:59:47.700 You've studied animal nursing, have an undergrad in psychology, and you're currently in school

00:59:52.260 for nursing and pre-med.

00:59:54.300 You only know working for both your parents all your adult life as a job.

00:59:58.920 It's restricted socialization, which in turn makes dating a bit challenging for me.

01:00:04.460 Mm-hmm.

01:00:05.120 Okay.

01:00:07.040 Restricted socialization.

01:00:08.700 So, that was like the homeschooling or?

01:00:10.340 Yeah.

01:00:10.640 Like, I was homeschooled because my dad with his Parkinson's, he couldn't drive me anymore

01:00:14.140 to school.

01:00:14.860 And then me working for my parents every day or like, you know, as a full-time job, like,

01:00:19.660 I don't get to meet coworkers and go out and, you know, like, every day my life is the

01:00:24.040 same, like, with my parents and then I do have school.

01:00:26.000 So, that's what I was trying to mention is the loneliness and then also, like, the desire

01:00:29.840 to connect with people and then obviously not knowing, like, you know, having the time

01:00:34.200 and then, like, how people are, like, my own naivety, I guess, you know, as well.

01:00:39.720 Okay.

01:00:40.460 All right.

01:00:41.940 But, I mean, have you, you've been on dating apps at all?

01:00:44.440 Yeah.

01:00:44.940 I'm using dating apps.

01:00:46.320 Yeah.

01:00:46.780 Okay.

01:00:48.600 You said you've been single for two years?

01:00:50.240 Yes, correct.

01:00:50.800 Ah, okay.

01:00:52.500 But in that two-year period, I mean, has there been, there's been some guys in the picture,

01:00:56.540 I'm assuming?

01:00:57.740 No, just, like, dating and getting to know people.

01:01:00.480 So, you've been celibate for two years?

01:01:01.920 No, seriously, yeah.

01:01:02.940 I haven't.

01:01:03.340 Wait, celibate?

01:01:03.740 Yeah.

01:01:04.200 You've been celibate for two years?

01:01:05.520 Yeah, I have not, yeah.

01:01:06.440 Actually, almost.

01:01:07.200 No sneaky link?

01:01:08.060 No.

01:01:08.640 Yeah, no.

01:01:08.780 No sneaky link?

01:01:09.600 Oh, no.

01:01:10.520 Celibate for two years?

01:01:11.520 Yeah, and I think that's a part of, like, my circumstances.

01:01:13.940 Like, it makes me this way, you know, it's like, I'm very, so much.

01:01:17.100 We have your dating app, don't we?

01:01:18.380 Yeah.

01:01:18.760 Let's do a quick review.

01:01:20.140 Yeah.

01:01:21.340 All right, we'll get that pulled up here, guys, in just a sec.

01:01:24.000 If you guys can, also like the video if you're enjoying the show so far, guys.

01:01:28.420 Like the video.

01:01:29.100 Thank you, guys.

01:01:30.880 We're getting that pulled up here.

01:01:32.380 No, it's okay.

01:01:32.860 Thank you.

01:01:34.740 All right.

01:01:35.720 This is your Hinge profile.

01:01:38.240 Yeah.

01:01:38.540 To you, relaxation is sitting in the steam room after a great workout.

01:01:43.840 30, 5'4", Christian, spiritual leather.

01:01:45.900 You speak Portuguese, English, Spanish, and Korean.

01:01:49.120 Korean is hard.

01:01:50.380 All right, let's hear some Korean.

01:01:51.740 No, mm-mm.

01:01:52.540 I mean, I have to hear you.

01:01:53.940 That one's very difficult for me.

01:01:56.320 Give us something.

01:01:56.800 I will, I tried.

01:01:57.780 I will embarrass myself.

01:01:59.080 Say hello.

01:01:59.460 Yeah, I said one word, and then, no, I'm okay.

01:02:05.100 All right, pull it back up.

01:02:06.080 Thank you, though.

01:02:07.320 I'm trying to learn.

01:02:08.460 You said life partner.

01:02:09.480 I'm only interested in those who want to be a husband.

01:02:12.320 Yes, correct.

01:02:13.100 Okay.

01:02:13.360 I'm dating intentionally.

01:02:15.020 Have you always dated intentionally?

01:02:16.900 Before, I wasn't as mindful, because I didn't have the self-development and awareness to

01:02:21.100 understand, or the education to understand about dating.

01:02:24.880 What do you mean?

01:02:25.640 So, like, you had some casual hookups?

01:02:27.900 No, not necessarily, but, like, how do you say, like, not purposeful relationships, more

01:02:34.700 so, like, just being together, like, for four years, but not having, like, both the set

01:02:40.020 intention to make this long-term relationship go somewhere, like, besides just being comfortable

01:02:45.340 with each other, you know, attachments.

01:02:47.980 Okay.

01:02:48.800 Pull it back up.

01:02:50.200 We'll get through the rest next.

01:02:52.560 All right.

01:02:53.200 That's a photo.

01:02:54.100 Cool.

01:02:54.740 Thanks.

01:02:54.880 Thank you.

01:02:55.320 I want to talk to you about your car, okay, homeschool, I care.

01:02:59.900 All right, next.

01:03:01.300 What do you say in that voice memo?

01:03:03.240 I just said, we'll get along if you're funny.

01:03:05.860 Okay, next.

01:03:08.600 Can you read this for us?

01:03:10.540 Oh, this year, I really want to go dancing, camping, go on a cruise, learn Korean, go to

01:03:16.080 festivals and snowboard, also ride a dirt bike, do an outdoor obstacle course, explore

01:03:20.600 new cities and travel, ooh, and play at a water park and have a bonfire at the beach.

01:03:25.980 All right, pretty wholesome, next.

01:03:28.760 Wow.

01:03:29.100 Is there another one or is that it?

01:03:30.420 There's one.

01:03:31.060 Okay.

01:03:34.460 You want to read it?

01:03:35.580 The one thing you should know about me is I am Brazilian, energetic, adventurous, eccentric,

01:03:40.960 feminine, funny, conscientious, romantic.

01:03:43.900 Loves to.

01:03:44.980 Loves to sing, dance, model, talk, learn, work out, bake, cook, play video games, arcades,

01:03:51.960 and go to amusement parks.

01:03:53.740 Is there another one?

01:03:54.620 I think so, yeah.

01:03:56.420 Is that the last one?

01:03:57.880 Yeah.

01:03:59.780 Yeah, it's the last one.

01:04:00.620 Go back three to the...

01:04:02.620 One more.

01:04:11.600 So you're Brazilian, energetic, adventurous, eccentric, feminine, funny, conscientious, and

01:04:18.000 romantic.

01:04:18.680 When you say you're romantic, what do you mean?

01:04:20.400 I guess more into chivalry and just poetry and just kind of a little bit more gentle.

01:04:30.720 This is an interesting difference between men and women.

01:04:33.120 Yeah.

01:04:33.220 So you're not romantic.

01:04:36.980 You want men to put romance onto you. 1.00

01:04:42.160 Okay.

01:04:42.720 You have a capacity to receive romance.

01:04:45.740 Right.

01:04:46.140 But you yourself are not romantic.

01:04:48.180 I would think that I am romantic.

01:04:50.440 Well, you just said chivalry.

01:04:51.660 Is that something women do or something men do? 1.00

01:04:53.900 No, men.

01:04:54.680 But what I'm saying is that...

01:04:55.660 So how are you romantic?

01:04:57.140 Well, like the way that I express my feelings, like if I'm going to like give someone, it's

01:05:01.840 going to be something thoughtful and something about us, like poetry, pictures, and make like

01:05:05.620 a little collage and put a little bit more like emotional...

01:05:08.160 Like haikus or... 1.00

01:05:09.500 Maybe, like just depending if that's how I'm feeling romantic towards that person.

01:05:13.000 Can you write a haiku right now for me?

01:05:15.820 You know, you might have to give me some time.

01:05:18.180 All right.

01:05:18.580 We'll come back to it.

01:05:19.660 But so in what ways would you expect a man to be romantic or chivalry towards you?

01:05:25.220 With the way that he treats me, the way that he talks, how he holds me into like consideration

01:05:30.200 and how vulnerable he can be also with his feelings towards me, his intentions towards

01:05:36.620 me.

01:05:37.660 That's how I would kind of start feeling like this person is expressing romance with chivalry,

01:05:43.440 like how you're saying that's more from a man.

01:05:45.220 And then just expressing his feelings for me, the romantic feelings.

01:05:49.260 When I think of chivalry, though, I don't...

01:05:52.120 I mean, I tend to think more like paying for dates, being a gentleman.

01:05:57.240 I suppose it has some relation to your conduct, but not your conduct, but the man's conduct.

01:06:04.600 Kind of falling into a more traditionally masculine role, being a protector, provider, these sorts

01:06:11.800 of things.

01:06:12.840 Yeah.

01:06:13.120 Is that your sense of what chivalry is, or?

01:06:18.780 Yeah.

01:06:19.260 To be honest, like I myself am discovering and exploring like relationships.

01:06:24.100 So like I'm definitely in a place where I'm looking at different like relationship coaches

01:06:28.940 that I'm learning information from and how to date and what dating means.

01:06:32.920 Like that British guy? 0.98

01:06:34.260 What do you mean relationship coaches?

01:06:36.160 No, just like trying to learn and educate myself on what dating means and how like the

01:06:41.220 process of dating means and what I can expect and what, you know, just stuff about myself,

01:06:45.160 what, you know, what I want.

01:06:46.540 So like there's some people that I do like to like utilize information from.

01:06:51.820 So Stefan Speaks is a really good one.

01:06:54.020 I like to also learn about like toxic relationships.

01:06:57.240 So I, you know, can also learn about red flags.

01:06:59.620 But I think as of right now, I'm trying to focus on green flags and so just like learning

01:07:05.220 also biochemistry and like dating as well and just understanding myself and what I could

01:07:09.760 even want when it comes to a partner.

01:07:11.740 So what, what advice have you gotten from this, the guy you mentioned or like any of these

01:07:17.260 other dating coaches or whatever?

01:07:19.040 Well, from, no, it's okay.

01:07:20.440 So from my understanding so far, what I've accumulated is that dating is, it's, it's a lot

01:07:26.400 of discovery about what you want and yourself and dating does not mean mating.

01:07:30.800 Like you don't just like, I don't like kiss on the first date kind of thing.

01:07:33.880 Like it's about getting to know.

01:07:34.280 Have you ever done that?

01:07:35.580 In the past before, yeah, before I educated myself on relationships and dating and the

01:07:40.460 process and stages of dating.

01:07:42.720 So, yeah.

01:07:43.960 So that's why I'm, I know I don't know everything about dating, but I'm definitely like trying

01:07:48.520 to look at different materials or like sources that I can like resonate with and understand.

01:07:54.960 And you said now you're looking at it in terms of what you're, I'm trying to remember exactly

01:08:02.280 how you phrased it, what you're looking for.

01:08:04.200 Yeah.

01:08:04.400 Like, um, because through dating, I get to learn a lot about myself as well.

01:08:07.980 Like, what do I, like what kind of person I am around this type of personality or just

01:08:12.740 like some things that I like to do or how to put boundaries down or like things that

01:08:16.700 I should be or not should be liking, but things just learning how to like socialize and

01:08:22.460 be around people as well and like learn from them and, you know, how to connect with people

01:08:26.880 and what makes me compatible or chemistry with some people, like just to kind of discover

01:08:32.340 and explore myself.

01:08:34.120 Okay.

01:08:34.740 There's a lot there.

01:08:36.240 So what, I guess, what are the primary things that they're teaching you though, the dating

01:08:42.880 coaches?

01:08:43.220 Well, um, according to Stefan Speaks, there's stuff, um, more so in regards to like chemistry,

01:08:52.180 connection and, um, compatibility.

01:08:55.160 And I've also read a book by, uh, Don Maslar that, uh, it's more like biochemical stuff.

01:09:01.700 So it helps me understand about like, you know, not being affectionate too soon and just like

01:09:07.020 how women produce oxytocin and we bond. 1.00

01:09:09.240 Are you talking about sex?

01:09:10.660 Yeah. 0.96

01:09:11.060 Sex, affection. 0.98

01:09:12.000 Well, from my understanding, I think it's, it's sex. 0.97

01:09:14.160 It's about sex. 0.67

01:09:15.300 It's not affection. 0.99

01:09:15.840 So wait, there's a book about not fucking too soon? 0.97

01:09:18.060 Yeah. 0.98

01:09:18.520 It's, uh, called Men Chase Women Choose by Don Maslar.

01:09:23.540 Is it a recent book or?

01:09:25.280 I don't know if it's recent, but she, yeah.

01:09:27.340 Um, so are you waiting until marriage?

01:09:29.580 Um, for who I'm dating?

01:09:32.020 Yeah. 0.98

01:09:32.720 To have sex? 0.99

01:09:33.480 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:33.940 You're going to wait?

01:09:34.380 To be intimate, yeah.

01:09:36.040 You're waiting until marriage?

01:09:37.360 Yes.

01:09:37.600 Are you a virgin?

01:09:38.080 I don't, I'm not comfortable answering that.

01:09:40.800 I'm sorry.

01:09:43.380 I mean, that means no, right?

01:09:45.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:09:45.660 Yeah.

01:09:46.120 Um, so you said when it comes to being affectionate in your, in the past, you, uh, you were affectionate

01:09:56.700 more quickly.

01:09:59.820 Not necessarily.

01:10:00.840 I think that I was misinterpreting, like, understanding what happens to me with affection.

01:10:06.720 Like, how people get attached with affection or communicating too much too soon and not

01:10:12.480 really, like, or asking, like, good questions that can kind of, um, reflect if we are compatible

01:10:18.680 and if this is a good investment of our time.

01:10:21.340 What, how fast, what, what's the fastest you've been affectionate with a man in the past?

01:10:29.520 Um, like, well, affection, you mean, like, holding hands, like, simple?

01:10:34.040 Oh, I thought we were talking about sex.

01:10:35.700 No.

01:10:37.460 I thought you said affectionate.

01:10:39.380 It's interchangeable.

01:10:40.380 Okay.

01:10:40.960 I mean, but have you hooked up with someone relatively quickly for a second, third date?

01:10:45.680 No, that's not a part of my history, no.

01:10:47.760 Never?

01:10:48.500 No.

01:10:48.840 So you've made all your previous exes wait a month, two months, three months, a couple

01:10:54.180 days?

01:10:54.380 I'm not comfortable answering my sexual...

01:10:56.200 It's a dating podcast.

01:10:57.140 I know, I understand.

01:10:58.140 I'm not comfortable with that.

01:10:59.820 Thank you, though.

01:11:00.360 In any case, um, do you think it's going to be, and are you newly religious?

01:11:07.120 Mm-hmm.

01:11:07.400 Or have you always been Christian?

01:11:09.140 I've had, um, I'm still exploring my spirituality and, like, my faith and stuff and, like, my values

01:11:16.280 in that regard, so it does become a little...

01:11:21.280 Would you say you're on, um, would you say you're on a journey?

01:11:25.020 Yeah, and I think that's very important, you know, for me personally, so I can't give, like,

01:11:29.640 definite answers, but I'm definitely trying to work towards that because I do have a lot

01:11:33.580 of, you know, things that I do on a daily...

01:11:35.960 Are you born again?

01:11:37.240 Is that...

01:11:37.720 I was baptized, yeah, when I was 15.

01:11:39.500 Well, don't you think it's going to be a bit of a hard sell to a guy that this next 0.86

01:11:47.340 guy that you meet, he has to wait until marriage to have sex, but you've had sex with men who 0.98

01:11:53.000 were not previously married to you?

01:11:54.900 Don't you think that's a bit of a hard sell?

01:11:55.600 But you're assuming that, and I did not speak on that.

01:11:57.640 Can we not, can we keep my sexual history private, please?

01:12:00.580 I mean, it's a dating podcast.

01:12:02.140 I understand that.

01:12:02.720 It's within the purview of the conversation.

01:12:04.220 Well, I mean, dating to me is more so about getting to know people, like, and then you

01:12:09.600 choose to be in a relationship.

01:12:10.680 Well, I mean, I asked you earlier, okay, I asked you earlier, you said you've been single

01:12:13.620 for two years, I asked if you were celibate, and you said, yeah, I've been celibate for

01:12:18.100 two years, so, I mean, I know you don't want to talk about it, but you implied you're not

01:12:22.900 a virgin, it's okay, we're all adults here, this is a fairly, I mean, the average age of

01:12:27.660 the panel here is in their 30s, sex is a, it's not a super taboo thing to talk about,

01:12:33.180 it's, we don't need to talk, like, details about any sexual experiences, but I don't

01:12:39.720 think at 30 years old it's, would be wrong for you to say you're not a virgin.

01:12:46.200 That's okay, I respect your opinion, like, I just don't feel that way about myself right

01:12:49.940 now.

01:12:49.960 Well, I don't think it's opinion, I think it's just factually true, like the current social

01:12:53.880 mores and climate, I don't think there's, it's objectionable to, at 30, and amongst a

01:12:59.700 panel of your peers who are similarly aged to simply say whether you're a virgin or

01:13:05.360 not, but in any case, you already basically implied that you weren't, so.

01:13:09.680 Okay.

01:13:12.000 Okay.

01:13:16.600 This is going to be a difficult question.

01:13:17.740 Would it be better if he, actually, I'm sorry, Q, I didn't mean to.

01:13:21.740 I just wanted to know really quickly, would it be better if he would have asked you, based

01:13:25.920 on what you, the information you provided, would it be, do you think it's unreasonable

01:13:30.020 based on your dating history and this new journey that you're on, that a man would accept that?

01:13:37.840 Do you think it's, like, your current terms in which you would want to date?

01:13:43.200 I can't say for sure, like, I don't know.

01:13:45.740 You don't have an opinion either way on if that would.

01:13:47.580 It's not about that, it's more so about, like, I'm okay being alone.

01:13:50.880 Like, I'm okay, so to me, even if I, if I choose to be married and have a husband or

01:13:55.220 not, that's okay, like, it's, the person, the right person will be okay with that, will

01:13:59.060 respect my boundaries, will respect what I need to make me feel safe, and that's okay.

01:14:03.020 So you, so you're okay with, so you don't want to be married?

01:14:05.040 You want to be married, but you're okay being alone?

01:14:07.920 Well, I would like to be married, but I also can accept that if I don't, I'm not compatible

01:14:14.500 with someone in that regard, that's okay.

01:14:16.320 I'm not going to force and be too attached to the outcome, but I am putting in effort.

01:14:21.000 So that's what I'm trying to explain.

01:14:22.960 Okay.

01:14:23.560 All right.

01:14:24.020 You, you got, the floor is yours, Andrew.

01:14:26.620 Oh, thanks, man.

01:14:27.300 Well, I was just curious, you, you got a dating coach for the express purpose, I assume, of

01:14:33.220 learning dating techniques or understanding better about how the dating market works, right?

01:14:39.200 Yeah, and relationships in general as well.

01:14:41.300 If a big part of relationships is going to be the history of the person, you would agree

01:14:47.960 with that, right?

01:14:49.040 Mm-hmm.

01:14:49.760 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:50.520 So if you're talking about dating specifically, then the history of a person, how they treat

01:14:55.940 other people, how you treat other people, your sexual history, all of that is going to

01:15:00.600 go into the idea of this compatible partner.

01:15:04.500 That's what Q's talking about here, right?

01:15:06.220 The compatible partner.

01:15:07.100 So when Brian's asking this, it's not designed to make you feel bad or horrible or anything

01:15:13.220 like this.

01:15:14.020 Right.

01:15:14.340 It's to explore the viewpoint of what it is that you're after in the dating market.

01:15:18.620 Right.

01:15:19.120 And if your expectations are reasonable or if they're unreasonable based on what you're

01:15:23.100 bringing to the table, not asking this in order to hurt your feelings or do something

01:15:27.260 like this.

01:15:27.660 No, I understand.

01:15:28.340 I'm just not comfortable sharing that publicly.

01:15:30.260 Like I said, I'm trying to rehabilitate into a society that I didn't really, you know,

01:15:34.240 as a child growing up being more alone.

01:15:36.100 So it's like, it's, it's a little bit different of a different experience for me to just share

01:15:40.160 intimate parts of my history in that way, like, like intentionally.

01:15:44.020 And like, you know, so that's why I was just, I'm not comfortable with that.

01:15:48.460 Wait, I did want to point out, I did want to point out, um, one commenter said something

01:15:53.920 here that's actually pretty clever and pretty funny that you are indeed wearing rose colored

01:15:58.080 glasses.

01:15:58.540 I just wanted to point that out.

01:15:59.960 Right.

01:16:00.540 No, it's because I get migraines.

01:16:02.180 And so for my history, like the rose colored glasses block, like some of the lights, like

01:16:08.080 how bright they are.

01:16:09.540 Yeah.

01:16:09.720 It's just, it's just, it's just ironic is all.

01:16:12.400 I'm just pointing out.

01:16:13.080 It's very ironic.

01:16:13.880 But anyway.

01:16:14.500 Okay. 1.00

01:16:16.000 Wait, you said that your shit. 1.00

01:16:19.360 What was it? 1.00

01:16:20.200 Um, you said something like your recovery or what was it?

01:16:25.180 The word you used?

01:16:27.820 There's a word you used.

01:16:29.040 It was like my recovery or something. 0.99

01:16:32.800 Damn. 1.00

01:16:33.860 Rehabilitation. 1.00

01:16:34.100 She said rehabilitation.

01:16:35.840 Yeah.

01:16:36.260 Rehabilitation.

01:16:38.000 From what?

01:16:39.160 No, like trying to rehabilitate, like into society.

01:16:42.420 Maybe I'm using the term.

01:16:43.620 Were you in prison for 10 years?

01:16:45.400 No, that's not what I'm saying.

01:16:46.740 What I'm saying is because I was not very socialized.

01:16:49.580 And so to me, I don't have those, um, I'm not completely comfortable.

01:16:54.040 So I'm trying to learn how to be more social.

01:16:56.900 Wait.

01:16:57.180 Okay.

01:16:57.400 A couple of questions from what, uh, you were always homeschooled.

01:17:00.700 I was homeschooled in high school.

01:17:03.200 But before that, like I did go to elementary school and middle school.

01:17:06.940 Did you have friends while you were homeschooled?

01:17:09.280 Yeah.

01:17:10.040 No.

01:17:10.420 When I was homeschooled, not really.

01:17:11.540 Because I would go to school like once every two weeks to a month.

01:17:14.720 And I would do my homework by myself.

01:17:16.520 Like I wouldn't be at, like it was like I taught myself.

01:17:19.900 Did you go to college?

01:17:21.040 I went to college, yeah.

01:17:22.400 Four year or two year university?

01:17:24.100 Two year.

01:17:24.920 Did you have friends while you were in college?

01:17:26.840 I mean, at the time, like we knew people.

01:17:29.220 And it was like, um, how do you say like a, an acquaintance.

01:17:33.060 More like a classmate.

01:17:34.540 But a friend, like that has carried on.

01:17:36.940 It's not really something that has, um, continued on.

01:17:41.160 And you only did two years of college?

01:17:43.520 Um, I'm currently like, um, like in school as well.

01:17:47.840 Like I switched majors.

01:17:49.960 You've been in school continuously since you were 18?

01:17:52.600 Yes.

01:17:53.680 So trying, like I changed majors, discovering who I am, taking care of my parents.

01:17:57.460 So it's been, it's been a lot like being in therapy as well to help me.

01:18:01.920 Yeah.

01:18:02.180 Like kind of.

01:18:02.960 How long have you been discovering who you are?

01:18:05.340 Um, for sure.

01:18:06.240 A lot more heavily in therapy the past like year and a half.

01:18:09.200 What are you in therapy for?

01:18:10.060 Um, a lot of the grief that comes with, um, my day-to-day with my father.

01:18:15.660 He's currently on hospice and just the changes and, um, yeah, just with myself and things

01:18:21.300 that I've, I have.

01:18:22.100 Were you in, how long have you been in therapy for?

01:18:24.900 Ah, oppa.

01:18:26.960 Sorry.

01:18:28.260 Um, so therapy for me, it's been almost two years, a year and a half.

01:18:32.800 How long has he been in hospice for?

01:18:34.420 Um, my dad's, he's on hospice since the beginning of the year.

01:18:39.280 Okay.

01:18:40.460 But you said you were in therapy to deal with, um, him being in hospice.

01:18:46.140 Certainly that's a very difficult thing.

01:18:47.620 Uh, but you were in therapy prior to him entering hospice.

01:18:52.340 So what was the primary reason for going to therapy?

01:18:55.540 So I have like a lot of grief in regards to my dad, my attachment to my dad and trying

01:19:00.500 to understand like, um, just like the reality of life and like what I thought, like always

01:19:05.460 being inside my parents' house is a different, um, perspective and feeling versus being out

01:19:10.420 in the world.

01:19:11.300 Have you ever lived alone?

01:19:13.080 No.

01:19:13.480 Out of the house?

01:19:14.220 No.

01:19:14.700 Well, I don't live with my parents, but in that instance, yeah, like renting a room.

01:19:18.760 Yeah.

01:19:19.200 Like renting a room.

01:19:19.540 Oh, you don't, so you don't live with your parents?

01:19:21.640 No.

01:19:22.020 Have you ever had housemates or?

01:19:23.860 Yeah.

01:19:24.160 That's what I was trying to say, like a roommate, yeah.

01:19:26.120 Since?

01:19:27.100 And that was hard for me in the beginning.

01:19:29.240 Do you live alone now?

01:19:30.480 No.

01:19:31.100 I'm renting a room.

01:19:32.340 Okay.

01:19:32.600 And you're, you've been in and out of college since they, pretty much 18?

01:19:38.480 Yeah.

01:19:39.300 Okay.

01:19:39.800 And you've had jobs too?

01:19:40.900 No, just working for my parents.

01:19:42.540 Oh, never had?

01:19:43.060 I get paid to get, uh, to take care of my parents.

01:19:45.200 Okay.

01:19:45.220 You've never had like even a short-term thing?

01:19:48.400 No, no.

01:19:48.820 My parents are, it's a full-time thing taking care of my dad.

01:19:52.100 Okay.

01:19:52.200 As his disease has progressed and now there's another caregiver for him who works full-time

01:19:56.560 40 hours a week for him on top of what I do.

01:19:59.720 So wait, wait, can, uh, do you mind if we back up just a, just a little bit?

01:20:03.660 So I'm kind of taking notes here.

01:20:05.160 Mm-hmm.

01:20:05.660 Um, you, you have never had a job?

01:20:08.880 Is that what you said?

01:20:09.720 No, just taking care of my parents.

01:20:12.520 Okay, gotcha.

01:20:12.960 There was one time that I, I was able to like work for the veterans hospital, like for like

01:20:18.480 a month and that was it.

01:20:19.920 But other than that, no.

01:20:21.420 So you've lived at home with your parents for your whole life?

01:20:23.820 No, I don't live with my parents.

01:20:25.360 Okay, when did that, when did that change?

01:20:29.820 Um, probably around 19 years old.

01:20:33.580 Like I.

01:20:33.760 19, okay.

01:20:34.400 Yeah.

01:20:34.660 So how have you been affording to live on your own?

01:20:37.680 I get paid to take care of my parents by the state.

01:20:40.260 By the state.

01:20:40.900 Yeah.

01:20:41.420 Right?

01:20:41.860 Yeah.

01:20:42.120 Okay, gotcha.

01:20:43.140 Yeah.

01:20:43.500 So, so you do have a job.

01:20:46.140 Yeah, but I'm saying it's them.

01:20:47.460 The state pays you in a, hang on, hang on, I just want to make sure I got this right.

01:20:49.740 The state pays you in a caretaker position for your parents, right?

01:20:53.660 Yes, exactly, correct.

01:20:54.460 Oh, okay, gotcha.

01:20:56.320 Yes.

01:20:57.220 Gotcha, okay.

01:20:58.520 So, and they've been paying you since you were 19 years old to do this?

01:21:01.880 Yes, since 18.

01:21:03.920 Okay.

01:21:04.520 Oh, since 18.

01:21:05.880 Okay, gotcha.

01:21:06.980 All right.

01:21:08.080 I wanted to just kind of get that clarified real quick.

01:21:10.840 Thank you.

01:21:10.960 Because I didn't understand how you lived.

01:21:12.740 No, it's okay.

01:21:13.940 Without, without a job.

01:21:15.300 Right, exactly.

01:21:16.460 So the state, the state allowed you to be a caretaker and has paid you since you were 18

01:21:20.100 years old to take care of your folks, right?

01:21:22.140 Yeah, they have the social workers that come out and evaluate.

01:21:24.460 Everything and doctors and everything.

01:21:26.180 Yeah.

01:21:27.500 Now, my understanding in these situations is that you can opt out and the state will still

01:21:32.060 provide a caretaker.

01:21:33.460 Yeah.

01:21:34.840 Yeah.

01:21:35.300 So then this was a choice for you to stay on as the caretaker.

01:21:39.100 Right.

01:21:39.660 And that's where, with therapy, I'm learning that and my autonomy and my empowerment to

01:21:45.100 make, you know, my own decisions and break away from this.

01:21:48.420 I think that I was conditioned into this role and I didn't really understand that and realize

01:21:53.860 that.

01:21:54.320 And so now, like you're saying, like, there could be another caregiver in which there is

01:21:58.440 who also works 40 hours a week.

01:22:00.040 And so now I'm kind of on my journey to figure out and create a new life for myself without

01:22:06.420 my parents.

01:22:07.860 Like, in that sense.

01:22:08.880 Yeah.

01:22:09.600 On your journey to figure this thing out?

01:22:11.580 Yeah.

01:22:11.820 On my own.

01:22:12.640 Like, in no school.

01:22:13.960 And I'm more definite on my path as far as, like, my career path.

01:22:16.900 So I'm grateful for that.

01:22:18.100 Yeah.

01:22:18.200 Yeah.

01:22:19.480 Okay.

01:22:19.960 So you chose to stay on as a caretaker.

01:22:23.660 You were paid as a caretaker to take care of your father and have been even to right now,

01:22:28.160 right?

01:22:28.820 Right this second?

01:22:29.960 Yes.

01:22:30.280 Okay.

01:22:30.580 Gotcha.

01:22:31.300 And you did choose to do that, right?

01:22:33.260 Yeah.

01:22:33.840 Like, realizing that it is a choice.

01:22:35.800 At first, it was just like, I have to.

01:22:37.140 Who else is going to do it?

01:22:37.940 It's my family.

01:22:38.600 It's my father.

01:22:39.240 How do I abandon my family?

01:22:40.820 Like, that's where my loyalties would lie.

01:22:42.520 But now, understanding with therapy and, like, having my rights as a person reflected back

01:22:49.500 to me, right?

01:22:50.200 That wasn't reflected, like, when I was growing up.

01:22:52.760 So it's, now I feel a lot more empowered to understand that, look, when I graduate and

01:22:57.280 I, you know, I'm done, there's going to be another, like, caregiver.

01:23:00.900 For right now, like, I can maintain going to school and my position with my family, with

01:23:05.280 my parents.

01:23:07.660 Okay.

01:23:08.240 I just wanted to make sure I had that clear as we go forward in the conversation.

01:23:11.560 Wait, the, is this, this thought process here, has this been sort of instilled in you by

01:23:19.940 the therapist?

01:23:20.980 No, yeah, for her to recognize that, like, I'm an autonomous person and not an extension

01:23:27.360 of my family, so, because I'm very loyal to my family, so.

01:23:31.720 What's wrong with that?

01:23:33.120 Well, because it's, I'm, a lot of my attachment to, like, my family is, like, what am I going

01:23:38.900 to do when they pass?

01:23:39.700 All I've known is taking care of my parents.

01:23:41.560 And so, simultaneously trying to go to school, but with my, the paths I was taking were not

01:23:47.100 giving me, like, that definite courage or empowerment to break off.

01:23:51.180 Yeah.

01:23:51.640 For my own independence.

01:23:53.040 Thank you.

01:23:54.320 Yeah.

01:23:54.820 So, what you're saying is, is that you've never had any other job or you've never done

01:23:58.920 anything except this.

01:24:00.220 Exactly.

01:24:00.800 Your dad's going, your dad's going to pass soon.

01:24:02.800 Yeah.

01:24:02.960 Because he's in hospice care and you don't have any idea where your income's going to come

01:24:06.660 from.

01:24:06.880 So, yeah.

01:24:07.340 So, I'm, I've been preparing for this, but it's different now.

01:24:10.620 Yeah.

01:24:12.020 Gotcha.

01:24:12.680 Okay.

01:24:13.100 Is the therapist free?

01:24:14.180 No.

01:24:14.920 I have insurance with my job.

01:24:16.980 Yeah.

01:24:17.160 The insurance pays for it.

01:24:18.160 Yeah.

01:24:19.120 Huh.

01:24:21.400 Interesting.

01:24:22.020 Wait.

01:24:22.220 Uh, and you've been doing it since you were 18.

01:24:27.360 Mm-hmm.

01:24:28.200 Um, why?

01:24:30.780 Well, paid for it before I, uh, at 18.

01:24:32.840 Are you, uh, and was it a full-time job or full-time?

01:24:38.600 Well, it started off, like, as the progression of hours, they started to see his, um, how do

01:24:43.360 you say, like, his Parkinson's, his physical.

01:24:46.780 Yeah.

01:24:47.100 It starts to deteriorate in his mind and stuff, yeah.

01:24:50.500 So, it progressively was increasing an hour to the point now, present time, recently, within

01:24:55.560 the last two years, I was given extra time for him.

01:24:58.480 So, I was able to hire extra help.

01:25:00.460 So, now I can have days off, which is, you know, I understand, like, oof, now I can have

01:25:05.960 time to myself, see who I am, what I like to do, and take myself out and stuff, even alone.

01:25:11.400 So, yeah.

01:25:12.680 Okay.

01:25:13.400 All right.

01:25:14.780 Okay.

01:25:15.720 Um, let's see if there's other notes here.

01:25:18.580 Uh, let's see.

01:25:22.880 Uh, Sarah.

01:25:25.620 A guy called someone at the end of dinner and asked his mommy for $50?

01:25:30.600 Yeah.

01:25:30.980 I guess dating in Vegas is not as serious as everywhere else.

01:25:35.280 Everybody else dates.

01:25:36.200 Um, yeah, um, unfortunately, like, that happens a lot, like, where people seem to need help

01:25:45.140 or a mother more than a dating partner in the, the city. 0.83

01:25:49.160 Um, but that did actually happen.

01:25:50.600 So, most of your dating, most of your dating is Vegas?

01:25:53.100 I live in Vegas now.

01:25:55.340 Um, I moved to Vegas after I separated from my husband.

01:25:58.800 So, I've been there for eight years.

01:26:00.720 Um, and that is where I've tried to, like, reenter the dating market.

01:26:04.620 However, I've kind of determined maybe it's very much environmental.

01:26:08.100 So, my, uh, one of my children's a senior in high school this year.

01:26:11.460 So, it may be my last year in Vegas.

01:26:13.420 We'll see.

01:26:14.620 Well, can I ask you just a quick question before Brian continues his inquiry?

01:26:18.520 Yes.

01:26:18.780 So, uh, I've been to Vegas a few times.

01:26:21.360 Um, and I, I'm, I'm sure you've been to the casinos, right?

01:26:24.820 They have good restaurants and things like this.

01:26:26.880 What do you think about the phenomenon of, like, these really old, saggy cocktail waitresses? 1.00

01:26:33.020 Um, who, who kind of, like, prop themselves up and this and that.

01:26:37.700 And they're clearly 50, but pretending to be 20 for, like, what do you think of that?

01:26:41.720 So, um, I actually worked at casinos for a while, um, in operational excellence.

01:26:46.560 And this was a topic.

01:26:47.800 So, um, personally, um, I like, I'm of the position, I think it should be an auditioned role.

01:26:54.860 Um, so I, I'm a fan of talent cards.

01:26:57.340 I'm a fan of having, um, like, actor profiles people have to meet, like, age, height, physical

01:27:03.780 requirement.

01:27:04.980 Um, it's a very unioned environment, though.

01:27:08.000 So that's where it gets very political.

01:27:09.500 So someone being, being interested in politics is maybe an interest for you.

01:27:13.340 But, um, that's my perspective.

01:27:15.060 It's a very political, um, union contract situation.

01:27:18.820 But I did work for a casino in a non-union casino, and that's the, um, the way that we

01:27:24.220 did it there with our cocktail servers.

01:27:25.800 You had to audition for it.

01:27:27.900 Um, and there, like, you, you had to meet stats.

01:27:30.640 You had to weigh in.

01:27:31.260 You had to do all that fun stuff.

01:27:32.760 And you, and you did do that type of work?

01:27:35.020 Um, I was not a cocktail server, except for, um, I did dress as a cocktail server and work

01:27:40.320 with them to understand their job.

01:27:41.620 Um, but I was more the person interviewing or helping to identify talent for the floor

01:27:47.500 or helping them, like, get drinks to you faster.

01:27:51.740 Like, that was my job.

01:27:53.100 Get drinks to the players faster.

01:27:54.720 Yeah.

01:27:55.100 Yeah.

01:27:56.560 Um.

01:27:57.660 Can you move your mic to the edge of the table, please?

01:27:59.900 Yes.

01:28:00.400 Uh, you said, uh, so the, okay, the guy called you at the end of dinner, asked his mommy for

01:28:06.300 $50.

01:28:06.620 Uh, long story short, you were at a trap house?

01:28:10.740 Yeah, so he, um, he actually, he invited me down for an event, um, to come down with

01:28:16.040 some of my art.

01:28:17.420 Um, so I did come down there and invited me to dinner afterwards with, like, the whole

01:28:22.100 group, the festivities afterwards, and that's where he started making all of his phone calls

01:28:26.280 to his mother.

01:28:26.820 I'm like, what is going on here?

01:28:28.420 Um, asked for a ride quick, so I, like, I took him, we went inside, and, like, next thing

01:28:32.100 I know, it's, like, a whole trap house.

01:28:33.760 Like, they're, they're cutting lines, um, weighing stuff out, you know.

01:28:38.880 Um, so it was not his actual mom, um, or it was?

01:28:43.180 I have no idea who he called, um, okay.

01:28:46.360 He called her mom, though, so it may or may not have been his mother.

01:28:50.180 I, I cannot, cannot tell.

01:28:52.800 I did not trace the call.

01:28:55.540 All right.

01:28:56.680 Um, you said that, uh, it was probably the best dinner and movie you've had in a while,

01:29:03.000 and not, ironically, you met cool people there at the trap house who you stayed connected

01:29:07.520 with, but not the guy who asked you out on a date.

01:29:09.540 He was a train wreck.

01:29:10.820 That is correct.

01:29:11.920 Yeah.

01:29:12.700 Yep.

01:29:13.220 Total train wreck, but I probably needed my help more than anything.

01:29:17.140 Um, but there definitely were a lot of fun, cool people that I met there.

01:29:20.840 How'd you meet him?

01:29:22.000 What's that?

01:29:22.600 How'd you meet him?

01:29:23.400 How?

01:29:23.800 Um, on social media.

01:29:24.760 So he actually added me on Facebook because of my art.

01:29:28.100 We chatted a little bit, and then invited me to, like, a little pop-up event at a dispensary.

01:29:33.900 Oh, okay.

01:29:34.800 The, the pop-up event at the dispensary, was that the first date you guys went on?

01:29:38.660 Yeah, well, I mean, it wasn't like, I didn't go with the intention of it.

01:29:42.760 GMD Jim donated $199.

01:29:46.220 Thank you, Jim.

01:29:46.700 Taking care of widowed mother for 28 years.

01:29:50.020 Physically, mentally, emotionally, and financially to tune of six plus figures a year.

01:29:55.240 It is blessing, not curse.

01:29:57.320 Yes, your father was goat for giving you life at 54. 1.00

01:30:01.520 Would you like to respond?

01:30:03.060 I don't know what goat means.

01:30:04.700 Greatest of all time.

01:30:06.720 No, like, with my father, like, it's not just about, like, the pain that I feel, like,

01:30:11.880 in grieving him, like, day to day, watching him deteriorate.

01:30:14.860 I also am grateful for him.

01:30:16.360 Like, I'm grateful to be alive, and I love living life, so I do have the duality of the

01:30:20.880 experience, for sure, and I'm excited to see what kind of life I can create for myself,

01:30:24.840 so thank you.

01:30:27.320 Do you want to continue with your story?

01:30:31.440 I don't know where I was.

01:30:32.500 Oh, you were telling me how y'all met, because, interestingly enough, I hear a lot of y'all

01:30:37.440 date men who are train wrecks and who have all these issues and things, and I'm wondering

01:30:42.840 just how often that y'all talk and interact with these men before y'all actually get to

01:30:46.180 know them and learn them.

01:30:46.980 I'll be very honest with you.

01:30:48.780 I did not talk to him very much.

01:30:50.200 Like, I went down there with the intent of bringing my art to the pop-up and connected

01:30:56.660 with him and the individuals he was with and agreed to continue to go out.

01:31:01.840 Beyond that, like, what we do see a lot in Vegas, like, if you do dating apps, it's a lot

01:31:05.960 of people visiting Vegas that are just looking for someone to go out for the evening.

01:31:10.020 I'm not really, I would say, like, a relationship.

01:31:13.600 I'm more a relationship person.

01:31:15.040 I'm not really, like, dating for me, I'm like, I would rather put a fork in my eye.

01:31:18.980 Like, it's, like, just so much time out of my week.

01:31:21.880 Like, with my, I know it's really dramatic, a fork in my eye.

01:31:26.480 So, I mean, if you're relationship-oriented, then don't you think talking to him, getting

01:31:34.000 to know him a little bit more, I find it interesting, you said he was a train wreck.

01:31:39.020 Like, how long did you actually talk to him before you went out with him and discovered

01:31:42.700 that he was a train wreck?

01:31:45.280 So, again, he invited me out to bring my art to the pop-up.

01:31:48.400 So, was that the first time?

01:31:49.500 Yeah, like, that's when I met him.

01:31:51.020 And then he invited me, like, to come to you with them, like, to dinner.

01:31:54.380 Killer of Cereal donated $200.

01:31:57.880 I call mommy from the truck house when I'm all out of cereal.

01:32:01.480 Right, exactly.

01:32:01.980 She always sends me just under the required amount.

01:32:05.220 I think she's teaching me a lesson.

01:32:08.000 Maybe I should call her from her basement instead.

01:32:12.220 Hey, Killer of Cereal, thank you, man.

01:32:13.760 Good to see you in the chat.

01:32:14.980 Thank you, man.

01:32:18.320 Do you have more?

01:32:21.560 No, I agree with you.

01:32:22.560 I was like, this isn't for me.

01:32:23.800 So, like, it wasn't, like, a repeat thing for me by any means.

01:32:29.680 Beyond that, it was just people looking for, it just felt more like an escort for the night

01:32:34.460 than actually dating, which for me is not really the best use of my time, I don't think.

01:32:39.700 You said also in your other notes, you're curious what the others have to say

01:32:43.540 and how they view things.

01:32:44.440 I'm always getting asked to pull cards on love.

01:32:46.860 And more often than not, ancestors always say people are either your destiny or a lesson.

01:32:54.640 And I think we just have to work through the lessons to get to our destinies.

01:32:57.840 Oh, no.

01:32:58.060 So, two things here. 0.82

01:32:59.320 You're a witch? 0.99

01:33:00.440 You're a witch? 1.00

01:33:01.760 I mean, I guess you could call me that if you wanted to, but not. 1.00

01:33:04.820 Yeah, you're a witch, of course. 0.97

01:33:06.780 So, what do you mean by pull cards? 0.98

01:33:09.900 So, tarot cards.

01:33:10.760 So, actually, I have a deck of cards with my art.

01:33:13.720 So, like, I do cards and I've created cards.

01:33:16.520 And then what's the stuff about the ancestors?

01:33:19.000 What's that?

01:33:19.720 Oh, just, like, mediumship.

01:33:21.640 So, like, you want to talk to your grandma, for example.

01:33:25.140 Yeah.

01:33:25.320 Wait, what?

01:33:28.040 Talking to ghosts. 1.00

01:33:29.840 You do that shit? 1.00

01:33:30.660 I can do that. 1.00

01:33:31.720 Yes.

01:33:33.540 So, do you mind if I inquire just a slight bit?

01:33:38.400 You can ask anything.

01:33:39.640 I can't promise I know the answer, but I'll do my best.

01:33:43.040 Yeah.

01:33:43.420 As to the efficacy of the witchcraft.

01:33:46.380 Sure.

01:33:47.960 Do you have a spiritual guide, of course, that you refer to?

01:33:51.620 And does that spiritual guide have a name?

01:33:53.040 Hmm.

01:33:55.020 So, I would say I typically use, it's my veg this year more than anything, which is, like,

01:34:01.200 an internal compass.

01:34:03.320 Spiritual guide.

01:34:04.420 I have a close relationship with Jesus Christ.

01:34:06.760 So, I always say Jesus is my homeboy.

01:34:09.460 So, like, I do have a close relationship with him.

01:34:11.740 The guy who tells you not to do witchcraft?

01:34:14.780 You know, I think one would argue that he was pretty talented himself, like, in the craft.

01:34:19.880 No, he didn't practice witchcraft.

01:34:23.800 The Bible's very specific about not practicing witchcraft, right?

01:34:27.060 Yeah.

01:34:27.580 I, unfortunately, was not alive at that time, so I cannot state my experience.

01:34:32.800 Well, I mean, you weren't alive when Jesus Christ was around, but you seemed to concede that he existed.

01:34:38.520 I know the relationship I have with him today.

01:34:41.000 That's what I can speak to.

01:34:42.760 I thought that there were scriptures where it states.

01:34:45.340 I know, I know.

01:34:46.000 Hang on.

01:34:46.360 Let us finish our convo, please.

01:34:47.980 Hang on.

01:34:48.620 I'll let you jump right in.

01:34:50.160 And we can tangle on this.

01:34:52.400 Like, I'm not, like, a spellcast.

01:34:53.860 I, myself, I am a Orthodox Christian.

01:34:57.080 Yeah.

01:34:57.180 And I just want to let you know that, unlike many Christians, not only do I not believe that witchcraft is real, and I think many Christians do, 0.99

01:35:09.200 but I think that the efficacy of it, meaning how effective it is, I don't, I think it's a con.

01:35:15.180 It's a complete con.

01:35:16.460 I don't think that in any way, shape, or form it could ever be demonstrated.

01:35:20.720 And here I'm going to give you an example of why I think this, why I'm skeptical of this.

01:35:25.640 Is this the first time that you've ever met Maddie?

01:35:30.000 Met whom?

01:35:30.740 This Maddie would be the gal sitting right there. 1.00

01:35:33.460 Is this the first time you've ever met her?

01:35:34.680 Yes, I've never met her.

01:35:36.280 Okay.

01:35:36.880 How old is Maddie? 0.95

01:35:39.240 Maddie, how old are you?

01:35:41.280 No, no, no.

01:35:41.840 How old, hang on, my question to you is how old is Maddie? 0.97

01:35:45.360 How old is it?

01:35:46.000 She's in her 20s, right?

01:35:47.960 Nope.

01:35:48.360 One's 18, how old is she?

01:35:49.500 Now I've got to ask you, my next question is, are Maddie's parents together or not together?

01:35:57.500 So are you trying to, like, quiz me like a psychic?

01:36:00.980 Is that what you're doing right now?

01:36:02.400 I guess I'm confused, like, what you're, I don't know if you're personally saying it.

01:36:05.280 Well, you have an internal guide, and this internal guide gives you information about people's personal details, correct?

01:36:10.640 Um, it can.

01:36:13.000 I mean, there's other steps that go into that.

01:36:16.480 Okay, so the part of it that can, can you give me any details about Maddie right this second, which are not vague, but are actually specific?

01:36:26.060 Um, that's not my craft, but I hear you.

01:36:29.140 Right.

01:36:29.380 Sidira's my craft.

01:36:31.780 I just want to let you know that there's no craft in which anybody has ever been able to do this, ever.

01:36:37.900 Um, and I'll tell you why I think that is. 0.99

01:36:41.720 Uh, now, I think it's because it's all bullshit. 1.00

01:36:45.540 I concur. 0.99

01:36:46.220 But I'm sure that other people would have other kind of reasonings behind it.

01:36:50.060 I just think that it's just completely fraudulent and untrue in every way.

01:36:53.400 Uh, and that's why no psychic nor witchcraft operator nor any, any of these, uh, supposed spiritual gurus can actually give you any of these details.

01:37:02.960 But diving into the type that you do when you're doing tarot cards, uh, is it safe to assume that tarot cards can lead to very vague answers, which are designed in, in what is called a cold reading.

01:37:16.000 The cold reading being that you're utilizing the tarot card in order to pump information out of the person, therefore making it sound like it's more and more specific, even though it's not.

01:37:26.100 Yeah.

01:37:26.260 And I think you also encounter that with Myers-Briggs.

01:37:29.040 I think you encounter that with astrology.

01:37:31.500 I think most of those things are pretty vague, where it's easy to draw inferences from that.

01:37:37.940 Um, and again, your definition of witchcraft, like when you ask me if I'm a witch, I'm like, sure, you can call me that.

01:37:44.800 Again, I, I don't know that we're totally aligned in what that is, and I'm not necessarily disagreeing from your perspective.

01:37:52.260 Well, can I give you my definition of a witch?

01:37:53.960 Yeah, 100%.

01:37:55.060 A witch is anybody who uses any type of the cosmos, the thing, the craft, the energy, the Jedi, called it the force, whatever you want to appeal to as the, uh, energies which are around in which you appeal to for answers to various questions and insights, which you get from some internalized feeling that would be witchcraft.

01:38:19.400 Okay.

01:38:20.240 I can agree with that definition.

01:38:22.180 Okay.

01:38:22.460 So that's when I say witch, that's what I'm referring to, right? 0.97

01:38:26.360 Like someone who works with energy.

01:38:26.940 It doesn't matter if you're doing a spell, for instance, if you're doing a spell, you're appealing to some kind of energy.

01:38:32.640 If you're doing tarot, you're appealing to some kind of energy, right?

01:38:36.000 There's something there which is guiding some kind of like internalized compass so that you can have some answer to something, right?

01:38:43.360 Yeah.

01:38:43.720 Yeah.

01:38:43.880 So I'm just curious, when you do tarot cards, right, what types of results have you had?

01:38:52.420 Um, I usually use them for myself.

01:38:55.360 So like my preferred way to use them is like for daily affirmation.

01:38:59.240 So like I'll, I'll shuffle them and pull one, like just for myself to meditate on and kind of study for the day.

01:39:06.360 Um, and they're usually like some type of self-development kind of guide.

01:39:10.920 Um, that's, that's the way that I use the tool.

01:39:14.140 Um, and there have been situations, like I said, where I've had people's like ancestors come in, like interfere.

01:39:20.180 And I've had to like use cards and how do they, how do they interfere?

01:39:25.060 By the, by the way, before you answer that, what type of deck do you use?

01:39:28.080 Um, I have my own cards that I use currently, like made with my artwork.

01:39:32.240 Did you make, did you make them yourself?

01:39:33.860 Yeah.

01:39:34.100 With my own artwork.

01:39:35.020 It's artwork that I created like over the course of four years.

01:39:39.020 Did you model them off of another deck or model them off of a different style or model them off of something?

01:39:44.360 Um, it's like the standard, uh, Rider Waite Zero.

01:39:47.160 The standard deck?

01:39:47.520 Like the standard, like Major Arcana.

01:39:49.300 Gotcha.

01:39:49.600 Kind of like a deck of.

01:39:50.640 Gotcha.

01:39:50.920 And you, did you make them because you thought that they would have more efficacy if you did,

01:39:54.980 they would be more powerful if you did?

01:39:56.880 No, I just made them because it's something I always wanted to create.

01:40:00.960 Like it's just something I always wanted to create.

01:40:03.240 It was, it was one of the, the things I put on my vision board.

01:40:05.740 Like one day I want to make one of these.

01:40:07.500 So I did it.

01:40:09.300 Gotcha.

01:40:09.880 Okay.

01:40:10.240 So you made them because it was fun.

01:40:12.240 Essentially.

01:40:12.900 Yeah.

01:40:13.360 I thought it was cool.

01:40:15.540 Yeah.

01:40:15.840 It's not something that I do for money.

01:40:17.640 It's not something that I do like by any means like that.

01:40:20.680 It's just something I thought it was cool.

01:40:22.180 I got into.

01:40:23.480 Um, I grew a lot.

01:40:24.600 Got it.

01:40:24.620 Got it.

01:40:25.060 I'm just, I just want to move to the ancestors.

01:40:27.840 How do these ancestors disrupt the process?

01:40:31.620 Uh, disrupt?

01:40:32.100 Well, I mean, I've had some interesting, like, uh, tech gets disrupted a lot.

01:40:36.640 So like a lot of technology disruptions I've had, um, like things physically like fall off

01:40:42.100 of shelves.

01:40:42.640 What, what sorts of, uh, technology interruptions?

01:40:45.840 Um, I mean, I've had screens just go blue screen.

01:40:48.860 Wi-Fi disconnection.

01:40:50.600 Uh, yeah, yeah.

01:40:51.720 But I mean, like, it's hard to tell if Wi-Fi.

01:40:54.020 I mean, again, like you can't really prove it.

01:40:55.940 It's just intuition.

01:40:57.080 Like you have to go off of timing on what you feel and like what's going on in the environment.

01:41:01.740 Um, it doesn't happen all the time, but there have been situations where you get physical

01:41:06.180 disruptions or like you'll hear something come through on music.

01:41:09.280 Like, um, that's another one that happens a lot.

01:41:11.400 Like music will skip and jump, like totally change genres.

01:41:14.920 Like all of a sudden it's Ella Fitzgerald.

01:41:16.820 It's like, I was not listening to her, you know, like totally switched from that.

01:41:20.040 Yeah.

01:41:20.540 You know?

01:41:20.980 Well, actually I do understand, I do understand this phenomenon.

01:41:23.460 Yeah.

01:41:23.600 Um, I've, uh, I've run some experiments myself just because I think it's, uh, it's interesting

01:41:28.460 that people move towards this type of phenomenon at all.

01:41:32.300 Um, now I haven't experimented with, uh, with witchcraft or, or any of that.

01:41:37.400 Uh, my experiments are purely through the investigatory, but I'd like to ask you this, this question.

01:41:44.020 And I ask kind of everybody who deals in occultism the same one, and I'd like to ask it to you

01:41:49.220 if you don't mind.

01:41:50.120 You can ask me anything.

01:41:50.940 If you were to take three people and you were to walk them into a home, which was very

01:41:56.760 spooky, a spooky looking home.

01:41:58.840 And he told them that an ax murderer lived in the home.

01:42:03.240 Okay.

01:42:03.640 And he had, um, you know, done horrible things to the people who were around him in this home

01:42:07.820 and this and that, and that they were going to spend a night there.

01:42:11.280 Okay.

01:42:11.800 And you were going to pay them, let's say $500.

01:42:13.560 And then he took a family after them and he put them in that same home.

01:42:17.860 And you said, this was my grandfather's home.

01:42:20.460 A very loving, kind man who's still alive along with my grandma.

01:42:24.700 And he raised me in this home and it was a great loving environment.

01:42:27.840 And they stayed in that home.

01:42:29.340 Those three people the same way.

01:42:31.600 Uh, which one do you think would be more likely to have had a spooky experience the

01:42:35.600 next day?

01:42:36.040 If you had to guess, if you had, if you were in Vegas and you were gambling and somebody

01:42:40.000 gave you that exact hypothetical, who would you guess the next day?

01:42:44.220 Who would you put all of your money on that would have a spooky experience?

01:42:49.560 I missed part of it with the motorcycle going by, but I'm guessing this is like a little bit

01:42:55.940 of a leading the witness type situation.

01:42:57.680 So whomever you influence the most is, I'm guessing what your answer is, because I didn't

01:43:02.560 hear it all.

01:43:04.500 Yeah.

01:43:05.060 So you think that if you say it's the axe murderer, it's an axe murderer's house, they

01:43:09.300 would be far more likely to have the spooky experience than not?

01:43:12.420 No, I'm saying I missed the last half of what you were saying.

01:43:14.860 So I was apologizing.

01:43:15.600 Okay.

01:43:15.940 So, so here, I'll just repeat it very, very briefly, very briefly.

01:43:18.700 Yeah, thank you.

01:43:19.360 If you were to take a family and say an axe murderer lived in this spooky house, okay, and

01:43:24.380 then you took a separate family and told them that your grandfather lived in the house and

01:43:28.400 a loving family and you grew up there, okay, and they both stayed the night in the house,

01:43:32.620 which family do you think would be more likely to have a, quote, spooky experience?

01:43:36.880 A hundred percent the first one, because I think we both agree that it starts with your

01:43:40.600 minds, like it starts with your thoughts and what you're thinking.

01:43:43.040 So again, that's where I go back to, I use the cards more for like self-guided growth,

01:43:48.340 and it's about like learning to control your, your mental, like to shift it from a negative

01:43:53.440 place to a positive.

01:43:54.800 I don't, I don't know that I necessarily maybe use it the way you're accustomed to,

01:44:00.380 but I use it more as like a personal journey, like a personal growth thing.

01:44:06.220 It's more private for me than it is.

01:44:08.440 Well, I'm just, I guess the reason I ask, and I'll just end it with this so Brian can

01:44:11.660 move the topic, but the reason that I ask is because if the answer to the question is

01:44:17.600 the first, right, then couldn't you equally just be psyching yourself up to where you

01:44:22.780 map these experiences, which have very common explanations, like windows crashing, for instance,

01:44:27.820 or book falling, or any number of these different things, which if they happened outside of this,

01:44:33.280 you playing with these cards, you would brush off as being a normal experience.

01:44:37.560 But the second they happen in relationship to the cards, now they're somehow supernatural.

01:44:42.540 I wonder if you're not kind of playing into your own bias.

01:44:46.820 Have you ever thought of that?

01:44:47.960 I think that's always a possibility.

01:44:50.140 A hundred percent.

01:44:50.800 I think that's always a possibility.

01:44:52.180 And I think anyone who explores anything about needs to be very cognizant of that because,

01:44:58.080 you know, and I think the risk is that a person can totally fall into delusion, like doing

01:45:03.100 those things.

01:45:03.840 I don't think we disagree on that at all.

01:45:05.480 Um, but again, for me, like maybe it is, like I got into it more and like investigative

01:45:11.300 too.

01:45:12.000 Like it was totally curiosity killed the cat situation with me.

01:45:15.540 Like that's how I got into it.

01:45:17.520 Um, yeah, I don't disagree.

01:45:19.820 I don't think, I don't think it's something everybody should necessarily jump into and do.

01:45:24.280 Yeah.

01:45:25.160 Gotcha.

01:45:25.700 All right.

01:45:26.000 Thank you.

01:45:28.120 All right.

01:45:28.760 You said, um, actually let me do a couple of jads here.

01:45:31.700 We have, uh, Anissa, are you able to see this?

01:45:36.380 Andrew, comment the story in the OT when God commands prophet Hosea to marry a blank and

01:45:45.900 she goes back to the brothel and still God orders him to go after her. 0.84

01:45:52.720 How does it apply to this panel?

01:45:55.780 It doesn't apply to the panel.

01:46:01.080 What are you talking about?

01:46:02.760 All right.

01:46:04.880 Brazilian, thank you for the message.

01:46:07.260 Um, doesn't, if you want to send in another one to clarify, but it does not sound like,

01:46:12.280 uh, Andrew really has an answer for you given the way you asked it.

01:46:16.200 Well, paladins.

01:46:16.980 Hey, thank you, man.

01:46:17.520 Really appreciate it.

01:46:18.660 If a woman can't add simple numbers together, nor remember what year they were born on, 0.99

01:46:23.580 should they be allowed to vote?

01:46:24.980 Well, she's Mexican, so she can't vote in the United States. 1.00

01:46:29.400 She can vote in Mexico though, right? 0.99

01:46:30.660 You voted in...

01:46:31.240 Yeah.

01:46:31.720 I was warning Mexico. 1.00

01:46:33.560 Thank you for the reminder.

01:46:34.720 Appreciate that.

01:46:35.940 Uh, law paladins.

01:46:37.080 Thank you, man.

01:46:37.800 Uh, we have one more.

01:46:39.880 Satanists believe that Jesus Christ, it's an effort to gain your trust like honey to a bear. 0.59

01:46:47.500 They lure you and cut you up and devour you. 0.88

01:46:51.980 All right. 0.97

01:46:52.940 Forrest Gump.

01:46:53.960 Thank you.

01:46:55.180 Appreciate it.

01:46:56.180 And then we, oh, Kill of Cereal coming in here in just a sec.

01:46:59.020 Thank you, Kill of Cereal.

01:47:00.200 Kill of Cereal donated $200.

01:47:03.320 What was your most embarrassing tarot card reading?

01:47:07.100 Q, I know you have some stories.

01:47:09.780 To all, what is your most embarrassing dating or carnal knowledge stories?

01:47:14.540 Brian and Andrew, you got any more?

01:47:17.500 Hmm.

01:47:18.580 Most embarrassing.

01:47:19.380 We can do that.

01:47:19.900 We have another TTS coming in.

01:47:21.220 We'll, we'll get to that in just a moment.

01:47:24.040 Um, thank you, Kill of Cereal.

01:47:26.620 Really appreciate it.

01:47:27.260 We have Justin, Gerald.

01:47:29.080 Hey, thank you, man.

01:47:29.680 Really appreciate it.

01:47:30.240 Justin, Gerald donated $200.

01:47:32.000 Good to see you, man.

01:47:32.740 It's been a long time.

01:47:33.040 I dated a girl who kept punching me in the face while I was driving. 1.00

01:47:37.120 She said it was cause Mercury was in retrograde and we were entering Saturn's third house and the moon was full.

01:47:44.680 Saturn's third house?

01:47:45.980 That's abuse.

01:47:46.800 Saturn's third house?

01:47:48.380 That's crazy.

01:47:49.720 By the way, apparently Twitch, uh, shout out Twitch, they gifted two subs about 20 minutes ago.

01:47:55.580 So I just wanted to, uh, it's the official Twitch.

01:47:58.220 I still feel like we're a little far away.

01:48:00.140 I feel like it should be a sub for every episode considering how much money you make Twitch.

01:48:04.340 I'm just saying.

01:48:05.960 I don't disagree with you, Andrew, but look, you know, the, they probably have the, the poor unpaid intern over there at Twitch. 0.99

01:48:13.260 It's, they, they got the, the higher ups are like, look, you can only do like 10, 15 here and there.

01:48:20.480 So I get it.

01:48:21.980 I get it.

01:48:22.480 Uh, so, okay.

01:48:23.400 Most embarrassing tarot card reading.

01:48:25.520 If you want to give us a quick, is there even one?

01:48:27.120 I don't know.

01:48:27.660 Yeah.

01:48:27.940 I don't, I don't know if there's necessarily an embarrassing, I mean, I've had awkward ones for sure.

01:48:33.300 Like where people like want a reading on somebody maybe they're in a relationship with and it like, they're the problem, you know, like that.

01:48:41.420 Oh, okay.

01:48:41.740 So I would say like maybe awkward ones like that.

01:48:44.180 Okay, sure.

01:48:45.220 But not necessarily embarrassing.

01:48:47.080 Okay.

01:48:47.740 Uh, so going around the table, most embarrassing dating or hookup story?

01:48:53.100 Starting with you, go ahead.

01:48:55.300 Um.

01:48:56.060 Closer to the mic, please.

01:48:58.820 Sorry, I was just thinking about it.

01:49:01.840 Sorry.

01:49:02.240 Do you have one?

01:49:04.940 Um, a small one.

01:49:06.740 I met a guy and, um, we were like on the same page and I thought he could be like a good friend to me and, um, we like didn't, like I thought we wouldn't, like, so I met him before.

01:49:22.840 And then we had this like kind of date where I thought we would just be friends and go out for lunch or dinner.

01:49:30.220 I don't know.

01:49:30.660 I don't remember.

01:49:31.140 And then, uh, he thought it's a date.

01:49:34.240 And then he was like the whole time talking about that it's a date and that he's friends, like, where, like prepared him for if she did this, then it's a date.

01:49:45.980 If she says this, then it's a date.

01:49:47.880 And then, like, like, the date, like, the date, like, the kind of date, it turned to be a date and it was, like, very nice and like a very nice evening and we went to his place and he was, like, taking my clothes off.

01:50:02.540 I was, like, 10 years ago and he was taking my clothes off and he, like, I had a, I was wearing a black bra and he was like, okay, my friend said if she's wearing matching underwear, then it's a date.

01:50:16.380 And I was literally wearing, like, a black bra and a white panties and it was, like, like a very embarrassing part because I was like, oh, my God, should I, like, just stop it to don't make it worse? 0.99

01:50:29.700 What the fuck? 0.99

01:50:36.480 Not much. 1.00

01:50:37.420 So, yeah.

01:50:38.860 Okay.

01:50:39.460 All right.

01:50:40.100 What about you?

01:50:41.400 Yeah, I have one.

01:50:43.120 I just, uh, dating with one guy and I decide finish that relationship because it's still, stay in bed.

01:50:51.040 I'm asleep and I feel he jerking off on bed, you know? 0.88

01:50:57.760 And I wake up and I don't want to move because I saw he see the phone and I want to know why he, he watch on the phone, you know, between he jerking off.

01:51:14.600 So, and I, I do very fast mood and I say, what do you do? 1.00

01:51:20.000 So, and I saw he have the imagine, like, anime, anime, anime imagine and they jerking off and I say, you're fucking crazy. 0.99

01:51:32.760 And I leave him and I feel so bad, super unrespectful because I'm there. 1.00

01:51:38.880 He can fuck me if he wants. 1.00

01:51:41.100 Why jerking off next to me with that, that imagine? 1.00

01:51:46.280 So, I feel super bad. 0.97

01:51:48.540 I wake up to the bed and I go to the living room and next day I say, bye.

01:51:57.160 How long were you dating him for?

01:51:59.160 With him?

01:51:59.960 Yeah.

01:52:01.440 Just, uh, just like two months.

01:52:04.280 Not long relationship.

01:52:06.160 Okay.

01:52:07.060 You got anything?

01:52:07.680 Um, no, just simple.

01:52:09.960 Was like on a third date with someone this year and they asked me for a kiss and I just said, no, I'm sorry.

01:52:16.500 And that's it.

01:52:17.580 You were on a third date?

01:52:19.220 Yeah.

01:52:20.200 That's crazy.

01:52:22.000 Why were you, wait, how, wait, hold on.

01:52:27.900 So, you didn't like the guy?

01:52:29.120 I was trying to get to know him and consider, like, what other forms of attraction there are to come.

01:52:38.740 Forrest Gump donated $200.

01:52:41.680 Did you hear about the Tarot Readers Convention?

01:52:44.960 It was a real card party, but everyone saw it coming.

01:52:49.680 Yeah, thank you, Forrest Gump.

01:52:51.080 Appreciate it.

01:52:51.800 Thank you.

01:52:52.560 So, you were on a third date with a guy.

01:52:57.280 Yeah.

01:52:58.080 He goes for the kiss?

01:52:59.980 Well, he asked me if he can kiss me and I respectfully declined.

01:53:04.200 Was there a fourth date?

01:53:05.560 No.

01:53:06.600 Did you want a fourth date?

01:53:08.040 No.

01:53:08.720 Did he want a fourth date?

01:53:10.980 It wasn't specified.

01:53:13.280 Like, from him, so I can't, I don't know if he...

01:53:15.620 Did you not want the fourth date because he tried to kiss you?

01:53:18.580 No, I just, at the third date, I kind of realized that it...

01:53:22.540 There wasn't enough for me to convince myself to continue this.

01:53:26.740 Enough what?

01:53:27.640 Like, you know how there's different levels of attraction?

01:53:31.620 Like, you can be attracted to someone who's, like, intellectually stimulating or someone's physical, like, the physical, the way they look and stuff like that.

01:53:38.640 So, his personality, to me, personally, was not...

01:53:42.640 Didn't make me feel like we had that connection for me to continue.

01:53:46.460 The connection?

01:53:47.300 Yeah, like, I needed some...

01:53:49.080 The vibe?

01:53:49.700 The vibe, yeah, well, yeah, sure, yeah.

01:53:51.540 What was wrong with him?

01:53:52.840 I just kind of started to feel like he was doing a lot of, like, people-pleasing, like, trying to agree with me a lot.

01:53:57.740 And I didn't, um, I didn't appreciate that.

01:53:59.920 I didn't feel like he was his own person and, like, his own individual self, like, to have his own opinions or even, like, just be, like, you know, what he likes to do or whatever.

01:54:09.160 He was just kind of more so all about me and...

01:54:11.740 He was being a nice guy.

01:54:12.840 Like, yeah, like, yeah.

01:54:15.120 He was being a nice guy.

01:54:17.100 Yeah.

01:54:17.500 How old was he?

01:54:18.700 I think he was about 33.

01:54:20.800 So close to your age.

01:54:21.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:54:22.860 This was, like, you said two years ago this was?

01:54:25.100 No.

01:54:25.540 This was this year.

01:54:26.380 Oh, this year.

01:54:26.880 Okay.

01:54:27.060 Yeah.

01:54:27.180 And, uh, had a job?

01:54:31.280 Him?

01:54:31.640 Yes.

01:54:32.880 Good job?

01:54:33.680 Yeah.

01:54:34.220 What was his job?

01:54:34.980 I think he was an accountant.

01:54:36.560 Okay.

01:54:37.700 Um, was he good-looking?

01:54:40.100 Yeah.

01:54:40.900 Good-looking guy?

01:54:41.880 Yeah, decent.

01:54:42.980 Yeah.

01:54:44.800 Like, he's not ugly.

01:54:46.320 Otherwise, I mean, you said there wasn't the connection, but was he otherwise a decent,

01:54:50.400 seemed like a decent person?

01:54:50.980 Yeah, that's why I went on more than one date with him, to, like, evaluate how I was feeling

01:54:54.940 around him and what...

01:54:55.880 How you felt.

01:54:56.640 Exactly.

01:54:57.200 Like, what I can tolerate and what I admire, what I could respect, and just kind of understand.

01:55:02.820 How tall was he?

01:55:04.200 Like, 5'9".

01:55:05.500 5'9".

01:55:06.180 Yeah.

01:55:06.380 Maybe that was it.

01:55:07.820 No.

01:55:08.720 How tall are you?

01:55:09.960 5'4", almost 5'5".

01:55:12.260 So, okay.

01:55:13.520 Has a decent job.

01:55:14.980 Yeah.

01:55:16.160 Good guy.

01:55:17.540 Treated you well?

01:55:19.000 Well, I mean, it kind of comes off a little manipulative if he's too nice.

01:55:22.820 I can't tell if it's...

01:55:23.900 He was too nice.

01:55:24.520 ...intentional.

01:55:25.400 Like, is he just trying to please me, or is he trying to, like...

01:55:28.700 Does he even accept himself with his own opinions, the way he carries himself, his personality,

01:55:33.700 what he laughs at, his jokes?

01:55:35.080 Like, I didn't feel like he was bringing his authenticity, like, meeting me.

01:55:39.700 Like, so it kind of made me a little skeptical.

01:55:42.840 Nah, a lot of guys struggle with that.

01:55:44.320 That's what it means to be a nice guy.

01:55:45.960 The point where you're just too agreeable with a woman that she just turned off by you.

01:55:49.460 Yeah.

01:55:49.700 Yeah.

01:55:50.040 Thank you.

01:55:52.140 Yo, thank you, Forrest.

01:55:52.980 Forrest Gump donated $200.

01:55:54.700 Thank you, man.

01:55:55.720 My wife is Brazilian.

01:55:57.540 We got married in Sao Paulo.

01:55:59.840 Brazilian women are outstanding.

01:56:02.000 They are family-oriented and take care of their parents.

01:56:06.360 Her efforts should be praised and not mocked.

01:56:09.560 Thank you.

01:56:10.200 All right.

01:56:12.160 Thank you, Forrest Gump.

01:56:12.840 Appreciate it, man. 0.99

01:56:14.360 Damn. 0.99

01:56:14.780 Okay. 1.00

01:56:15.000 So, most embarrassing thing, third date, goes for the kiss.

01:56:18.720 Not about it.

01:56:19.520 Okay.

01:56:19.840 What about you?

01:56:20.860 I think my Traffauts Dinner and Movie was about it.

01:56:23.780 Okay.

01:56:24.060 All right.

01:56:24.360 What about you?

01:56:24.720 I really like seafood, and I had this guy take me out for oysters, and I put maybe too

01:56:31.280 much horseradish on it, and I went to tilt my head back, and I was locking eyes with him,

01:56:35.520 and I was trying to be sexy, and I ate it, but I put way too much horseradish on it, and

01:56:39.360 so my eyes and nose were just gushing.

01:56:42.040 It was not hot at all, and he was not stoked about it.

01:56:46.400 I went on a date with this guy, and he just smelled bad, like, body odor.

01:56:55.740 Valid.

01:56:56.520 Okay.

01:56:57.440 Q, what about you?

01:56:58.320 I actually got a lot of stories, but one comes to mind.

01:57:02.100 I had a woman, my sister has a lot of friends growing up, and all her friends pretty much

01:57:09.840 liked me, so when they would come to stay over, you know, they would want to be in my

01:57:13.920 room and hovering around me, and one friend in particular, I wasn't attracted to her,

01:57:19.600 and I was about to go to sleep, and my parents had already went to sleep, and she was staying

01:57:24.580 in my sister's room, and she comes in my room, and as I'm asleep, she gets in the bed with

01:57:30.280 me, and when she gets in the bed with me, she just starts trying to kiss on me and everything. 1.00

01:57:35.980 I'm like, yo, what you doing?

01:57:36.880 Like, chill out.

01:57:37.640 I don't like you like that, and she was, like, basically deluded into believing that I liked 0.99

01:57:42.420 her, and she pulled my pants down, started performing fellatio. 1.00

01:57:47.440 I wasn't turned on, and then she got up and looked at me, and she was like, don't you 0.98

01:57:51.060 want to eat? 0.99

01:57:51.500 And I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:57:53.860 Like, no, get out of my room, like, and she just, like, I tried to get into it just because 1.00

01:57:58.240 the opportunity was there, but I just wasn't attracted to her, and to this day, it still

01:58:01.940 haunts me.

01:58:02.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:58:03.000 Yeah, that shit haunts me. 1.00

01:58:04.160 I have nightmares. 1.00

01:58:04.960 Like, I close my eyes, I see her, like, don't you want to eat?

01:58:07.500 And I'm like, like, yeah, like, absolutely not, no.

01:58:14.720 It's a terrible way to go.

01:58:15.680 Yeah, no cunnilingus, no, absolutely.

01:58:17.860 Terrible.

01:58:19.360 What about you?

01:58:21.500 I went on a first date with somebody.

01:58:24.060 We went to a tea house, and then we went to a local park, and we were sitting, and we

01:58:29.480 were smoking, having a good time, having some good conversation that, you know, got kind

01:58:34.500 of deep.

01:58:35.760 I decided that it would be a fun idea to bring up a video that, like, kind of explains the

01:58:42.980 nine dimensions of the universe or whatever, and then we get to, like, the middle of it,

01:58:48.220 and then it's time to go home.

01:58:49.740 And they want me to hold their hand, and I was like, no, I don't think that's, I'm comfortable

01:58:54.680 with that right now.

01:58:55.840 And then after that, they got really weird.

01:58:58.060 They started getting angry and short with me, and then they slammed my car door after

01:59:03.760 we parted ways, and they still called me and were like, I need you to, I need you to lead

01:59:09.640 me to get out of here because I don't know where I'm at.

01:59:12.380 And I'm like, you're being so disrespectful, and you still want me to, like, guide you,

01:59:16.200 whatever, okay.

01:59:17.300 So then I guided him out, and then I kept driving as soon as he took his exit and then

01:59:22.600 drove around for a few hours because that was a little alarming for my taste.

01:59:28.800 But that's, it wasn't too serious.

01:59:30.640 I haven't heard anything back from that guy, so that's, everything's all good after that.

01:59:34.220 But that was probably the most awkward one, other than the mall at 17, and, you know,

01:59:39.820 Pennsylvania, but we don't have to talk about that anymore.

01:59:42.380 All right, cool.

01:59:44.900 All right, let's see.

01:59:46.120 Going back to the pre-show notes here, Sarah, you said it's honestly a little nauseating

01:59:53.240 to think about modern dating.

01:59:55.380 I think most people are totally unrealistic and delusional with what they expect from other

01:59:59.460 people and how much they mask who they truly are and need to address that, not date.

02:00:04.800 It could be the vaguest environment contributing to this, though.

02:00:07.560 Yeah, so I go back to, like, a lot of, hey, let's go out.

02:00:13.060 I want to be in a relationship, but the reality is I'm just visiting, you know, or, like, I just

02:00:16.780 want somebody to go out with for a little bit.

02:00:18.700 Like, it's just not totally transparent.

02:00:23.400 Okay.

02:00:24.520 All right, going to the definitely 24-year-old Maridia. 0.99

02:00:30.160 Is that how you say your name?

02:00:31.080 Yes, Maridia.

02:00:32.460 Maridia, okay.

02:00:33.340 Maridia.

02:00:34.080 Whatever.

02:00:35.780 You said men who invite you out and pretend to forget their world.

02:00:39.600 Forget that.

02:00:40.200 Forrest Gump donated $200.

02:00:42.980 This question is for the Jackie Kennedy Onassis look like.

02:00:46.620 Is the hair real or is that a wig?

02:00:50.720 For the Jackie Kennedy look like?

02:00:53.960 Oh, I think is that you?

02:00:55.480 I think so, yeah.

02:00:57.320 Who's Onassis?

02:00:58.420 What is Onassis?

02:00:59.440 It's my real hair.

02:01:00.300 Oh, there you go.

02:01:01.640 Okay.

02:01:02.060 I like it.

02:01:02.760 Look at that.

02:01:03.540 I cut it myself.

02:01:04.140 Nice hair.

02:01:05.120 I love it.

02:01:05.360 I love it, yeah.

02:01:06.960 Wait, are you a hairdresser?

02:01:08.260 No, I'm just a crazy girl.

02:01:10.220 Oh. 0.52

02:01:11.480 All right, checks out.

02:01:14.060 Okay, so going to you, you said, by the way, thank you for the TTS.

02:01:19.440 Really appreciate it, man.

02:01:20.840 Men who invite you out and pretend to forget their wallet.

02:01:24.540 Eh?

02:01:25.620 No, not me.

02:01:26.660 Oh, did.

02:01:29.680 Wait.

02:01:30.300 That's not you?

02:01:31.500 No.

02:01:32.280 Oh, is that you?

02:01:34.020 Bet.

02:01:34.980 Oh, hold on.

02:01:35.660 Let me just look it up in my Instagram just to.

02:01:42.580 One sec. 1.00

02:01:44.940 It's literally, bro, did your fucking OF manager type this shit out for you? 1.00

02:01:50.140 No. 1.00

02:01:50.820 Wait, when was your birthday?

02:01:52.860 October 3.

02:01:54.880 October what?

02:01:56.040 October 3.

02:01:57.660 That's Mean Girls Day. 1.00

02:01:58.140 What day is it today?

02:02:01.080 It's October 3, too?

02:02:02.620 Your birthday?

02:02:03.380 Mean Girls Day. 0.99

02:02:04.460 And you're 24 years old?

02:02:05.840 Yes.

02:02:06.640 And your birthday is October the 3rd?

02:02:08.380 Yeah.

02:02:09.080 So, almost 25.

02:02:10.340 Yeah, that's weird because, so, in my casting questions that we, you responded to September

02:02:17.240 14th, 2024, we asked for your age, occupation, relationship status, location.

02:02:22.820 Yeah.

02:02:23.080 You said you were 23.

02:02:24.160 In my account of Instagram.

02:02:27.720 Yeah, I need to change it.

02:02:29.120 I know I did.

02:02:29.940 No.

02:02:30.080 No, no, no.

02:02:30.380 It's not, bro.

02:02:33.640 It's not.

02:02:34.900 Oh, yeah.

02:02:35.720 I put the information of my.

02:02:38.780 No.

02:02:39.060 In a message you sent privately to us.

02:02:41.600 You said you were 23.

02:02:43.160 I forget.

02:02:43.680 I forget put just one year.

02:02:45.360 Oh, my God.

02:02:46.060 Um, I don't know if it's your lying or the voice that bothers me the most, but, um, anyways,

02:02:55.060 sorry I'm being sassy, but the lying is very annoying.

02:02:57.620 Um, okay, you, so, you said this is not you.

02:03:01.540 You literally wrote, in response to question 13, any dating topics takes you want to speak

02:03:08.140 on?

02:03:08.480 If so, what?

02:03:09.520 You wrote, men who invite you out and pretend to forget their wallet.

02:03:14.260 Really?

02:03:14.740 Okay, I don't forget.

02:03:16.760 I have bad memory.

02:03:18.500 Maybe.

02:03:19.440 But, obviously, if that happens, to me, I don't go out with this guy anymore.

02:03:25.780 And I don't pay.

02:03:27.800 Has it happened to you?

02:03:30.500 Mm-hmm.

02:03:31.520 I don't remember.

02:03:33.640 One day, um, no, I don't remember.

02:03:37.640 That's not happened.

02:03:38.240 It was the first thing you wrote in your notes.

02:03:41.040 Or do you just want to say that your OnlyFans manager.

02:03:43.640 I don't know if possible.

02:03:46.020 Do you have an OF manager?

02:03:47.700 No.

02:03:48.660 You're the only one who has access to your Instagram account?

02:03:51.380 Yeah. 1.00

02:03:51.920 Is everything you say a fucking lie? 1.00

02:03:54.780 Maybe. 0.99

02:03:55.640 Um, I don't remember, but no, it doesn't happen to me.

02:04:00.740 That's never happened.

02:04:01.580 It never happened to you, but you want to talk about it.

02:04:02.880 I don't remember that.

02:04:04.580 Maybe something, like, one day, but I don't think I put that.

02:04:10.520 All right.

02:04:11.100 You said men who don't want to commit to anything with women and just want to have sex? 0.94

02:04:14.940 Oh, okay. 0.87

02:04:16.000 Yeah.

02:04:16.400 That's me.

02:04:18.000 But I don't say that they forget the wallet.

02:04:21.980 I say that some guys don't want to do nothing for you, just want dating and have sex, and

02:04:28.540 don't want to commit with you with nothing.

02:04:31.180 Mm-hmm.

02:04:32.000 You encounter that a lot?

02:04:35.180 Um, yeah, sometimes, but I do not permit that things happen.

02:04:42.220 Wait, you don't permit?

02:04:43.820 Uh-huh.

02:04:44.720 What do you mean?

02:04:45.980 What is your question again?

02:04:48.300 The, your question was the, again, you can ask me again.

02:04:53.320 I asked if it happens a lot to you.

02:04:55.020 No.

02:04:57.880 Okay.

02:04:58.940 Has it happened to you?

02:05:02.140 Not now, because I'm not permit the guys treat me like that, you know?

02:05:06.860 What do you mean?

02:05:07.300 How could you?

02:05:07.720 If the guys ask me for go out, I don't, like, like her, I'm knowing the first date or third

02:05:15.500 date, I go to bed with them.

02:05:17.320 Mm-hmm.

02:05:17.660 Absolutely no.

02:05:19.100 He need offer me something.

02:05:21.780 Money?

02:05:24.060 Maybe.

02:05:24.880 I don't know.

02:05:25.540 He need offer me something.

02:05:27.880 Like, maybe money.

02:05:31.240 To go on a date with you?

02:05:32.720 Cars.

02:05:34.880 Bags.

02:05:36.360 Yeah.

02:05:36.840 Bikes.

02:05:37.720 Bags.

02:05:38.800 Bags.

02:05:39.820 Bags.

02:05:40.980 Yeah.

02:05:41.440 A guy needs to buy a car for you to go on a date with you? 1.00

02:05:45.780 Yeah.

02:05:46.360 No, not a date, but if he wants something more with me, he can buy me something. 1.00

02:05:52.840 So, you're a prostitute? 1.00

02:05:55.600 Not really, because I show the guys I want to pay the things for me. 1.00

02:05:59.940 She's a penguin. 0.70

02:06:01.100 Yeah.

02:06:01.680 Uh-huh.

02:06:02.120 What's that?

02:06:02.740 What's a penguin?

02:06:03.120 No, like, I show the guy, you know?

02:06:06.480 If you date, you ask me for date, I show, because in the beginning, you need, like, I need like

02:06:16.080 you.

02:06:16.700 You know what I mean?

02:06:18.520 So, I, I show the guy.

02:06:22.860 Like, seriously, Brian, how much longer are we going to put up with this, right?

02:06:27.540 Like, just, just use the normal voice and stop bullshitting and let's, let's actually, you know, without, without the trolling, let's do it.

02:06:36.060 Sorry?

02:06:36.540 Can we do it?

02:06:37.060 I don't think the voice, I don't think she's faking the voice, to be honest.

02:06:43.180 I don't think she's faking the voice.

02:06:44.880 She's leaning into it, Brian, I'm telling you.

02:06:47.720 I don't know.

02:06:48.520 Honestly, I would avoid that, though, because you're going to get.

02:06:50.420 Okay, I show the guys that I want, he pay something for me or buy me something. 0.98

02:06:55.900 That's a nice prostitute. 1.00

02:06:58.640 Because I need, really like the guy. 0.94

02:07:01.160 Have you ever had a one-night stand?

02:07:02.300 Yes.

02:07:06.240 Just Gerald donated $200.

02:07:09.360 Q is trying so hard not to laugh.

02:07:12.100 Let it out, King.

02:07:13.420 Can someone translate what the hell she's saying?

02:07:19.900 You understand what I say.

02:07:25.760 You said the car.

02:07:27.180 Have you ever been given a car?

02:07:29.160 Yeah, and one of my exes buy me.

02:07:31.300 Oh, one of the guys just to date, he buy me a car. 1.00

02:07:35.840 Well, was it before or after you fucked him? 0.99

02:07:42.680 After. 0.99

02:07:44.320 But in the beginning, he gave me nice gifts.

02:07:50.960 And then, if I decide to stay more with him, he buy me a car.

02:07:55.660 Okay, that's cool. 0.68

02:08:02.340 So, you used to have sex freely with men, but then they started, they heard you speak, and then they obviously left you. 0.78

02:08:12.100 And so.

02:08:13.640 No. 0.83

02:08:14.040 So, you've had this issue where you have sex with a guy and he leaves, now you make them wait for sex, and they sometimes have to buy you things to get the sex. 0.74

02:08:27.680 Someone donated $200.

02:08:31.480 My ex does that too.

02:08:33.720 She totally denies stuff happened, plays like she forgot, or twists the truth.

02:08:39.100 It's very annoying.

02:08:40.860 Emphasis on the word ex.

02:08:42.280 Someone, astute observation.

02:08:46.440 Thank you, man.

02:08:46.980 Thank you for the TTS.

02:08:49.600 Okay, so. 0.95

02:08:52.580 I don't really get the whole, like, well, I fucked like 10 dudes on the first night in my past, but now that I'm older and less attractive. 0.89

02:09:02.640 And I'm not talking about you specifically, but now that I'm older, less attractive, I have more baggage. 0.93

02:09:07.560 Now I'm going to wait, make men wait weeks, months, years, or even until marriage to have sex with them. 1.00

02:09:14.280 I just find that funny.

02:09:18.200 I don't understand what you say.

02:09:20.100 Sorry.

02:09:20.980 You speak very fast.

02:09:22.880 Do I?

02:09:23.780 I don't think I speak that fast.

02:09:25.120 Yeah.

02:09:25.800 My English is bad.

02:09:28.080 Sonny, they speak slow.

02:09:29.820 Okay, well.

02:09:30.340 Do any other panelists want to weigh in on this particular topic?

02:09:37.020 The whole, well, I had no problems, no quarrel, no qualms with sleeping with somebody quickly when I was younger.

02:09:45.320 Maybe I was in college. 0.99

02:09:47.080 Meet a guy at the party, fuck him the same night. 1.00

02:09:48.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

02:09:49.440 Now that I'm in my late 20s or 30s and I'm less attractive, I've got a ton of relationship baggage. 0.99

02:09:56.660 Probably going to be more a pain in the ass than I was when I was younger. 0.99

02:10:01.100 Now I want to make men wait weeks, months, or even until marriage to give them sex. 1.00

02:10:08.880 Why is she less attractive just because she's older? 1.00

02:10:12.680 Oh, do you know how aging works?

02:10:15.360 Yeah, but maybe she's more attractive. 1.00

02:10:17.480 No, I'm more attractive than I was in college.

02:10:19.740 I prefer older men.

02:10:21.060 I'm going to doubt that, but...

02:10:24.320 It's most attractive, the older men, than young. 0.89

02:10:28.060 I'm not talking about men, am I?

02:10:30.140 No, but you talk about the if you.

02:10:33.160 What about me?

02:10:35.040 But you give me that example.

02:10:38.700 It's my example that I feel attractive with older men.

02:10:42.540 Or what do you think about that I'm less attractive because I'm old?

02:10:46.720 See, I feel attractive with the older men.

02:10:49.380 Yeah, but you told me that thing.

02:10:53.300 Okay, so to your point, yeah, as you get older, and I even apply this to men too,

02:10:59.380 although there's a differential in terms of what men and women find attractive.

02:11:04.080 Yeah, you become less physically attractive as you get older.

02:11:06.100 I don't think so because, I mean, it depends on you. 0.95

02:11:10.840 You can be ugly when you're young, and especially with men. 0.74

02:11:14.680 Men are like, I don't know, they don't take care of them when they're young,

02:11:19.660 and then they grow their mature, and then they start taking care of them

02:11:25.680 or going to the gym or something, and it's the same for women. 1.00

02:11:29.240 I mean, you can be ugly when you're young,

02:11:33.160 and then when you start taking care of you and, like, I don't know, doing exercise.

02:11:38.700 So you're saying your face literally transforms.

02:11:42.600 Is that what you're saying?

02:11:43.340 No, I don't just talk about the face.

02:11:45.920 The personality changes too with the age.

02:11:49.240 So let me ask you.

02:11:49.900 Can women have children only for a limited amount of time? 1.00

02:11:53.880 Sorry, I did not.

02:11:54.680 Can women have kids for only a limited amount of time? 1.00

02:11:57.880 Like, there becomes a point where you can't have kids anymore, right?

02:12:01.620 Yeah, but why is she less attractive? 1.00

02:12:03.600 Because what do you think makes you attractive? 0.99

02:12:07.220 Your curves, the way your breasts sit, your hips, your ass, all of those things. 1.00

02:12:12.680 Your tits start to sag. 1.00

02:12:14.060 Your ass starts to sag. 1.00

02:12:15.400 You start to get wrinkly. 1.00

02:12:16.660 Your face gets wrinkly.

02:12:18.060 Those things are less appeasing.

02:12:19.740 They don't give the same.

02:12:20.880 As a man.

02:12:21.700 For you.

02:12:22.500 No, period.

02:12:23.200 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, period, period.

02:12:25.600 You're going to look better when you're younger because your indicators of your fertility are

02:12:30.380 going to be better when you're younger than they are when you're younger.

02:12:33.320 I'm not agreeing with you.

02:12:34.240 Not really.

02:12:35.080 No.

02:12:35.160 Well, I mean, it doesn't matter.

02:12:36.320 You're literally lying about your age.

02:12:37.900 Yeah, I just said something.

02:12:38.800 You're literally lying about your age.

02:12:40.240 I'm not asking you to agree with me.

02:12:41.680 This is biological reality.

02:12:43.120 But I want to comment something.

02:12:45.480 I'm not agreeing with you.

02:12:46.360 Go ahead.

02:12:46.600 I mean, just because aging works this way, it doesn't mean that a young person is more

02:12:54.540 attractive than when she's getting older.

02:12:56.780 I mean, when I was young, I didn't like know, like I wasn't just not comfortable with myself.

02:13:04.180 Like I was like a little bit like thick and I just grew in my curves.

02:13:10.820 And like I didn't know anything about fashion or makeup or like I was lazy.

02:13:17.780 I was like staying at home all the time.

02:13:20.440 And then I got older and I just like I realized that I want to like have a nice life and live

02:13:28.080 my life.

02:13:28.620 Well, that's I have accepted.

02:13:30.620 That's totally fair.

02:13:31.800 And I started to like like have more interest in makeup and hair and how I look and like

02:13:39.900 this is how aging works.

02:13:43.060 Yeah, like you're totally right.

02:13:44.860 And I'm sure like if you like have a hot old woman and a hot young woman, men would prefer 1.00

02:13:53.640 the young woman.

02:13:55.660 But just because this is how aging works.

02:13:58.680 Some guys tell me that I'm too young.

02:14:00.940 You look better when you're young.

02:14:03.800 You're just like you can look hard when you're old, too.

02:14:07.660 It doesn't.

02:14:08.300 Yeah, but that's not the dispute.

02:14:09.800 So the dispute is not whether or not there can be attractive older women. 0.86

02:14:13.220 Q agrees that there can be very attractive older women. 1.00

02:14:15.200 I have an example.

02:14:17.060 Hold on.

02:14:17.840 Let Andrew speak.

02:14:18.680 Go ahead.

02:14:19.640 So let me just very quickly ask you a question.

02:14:22.720 Do you believe that evolution is true?

02:14:27.740 I mean.

02:14:28.060 Evolution.

02:14:29.800 Yes, but the thing is.

02:14:31.460 Okay, hang on.

02:14:32.260 Hang on.

02:14:32.620 Hang on.

02:14:33.660 Isn't the goal of evolution to procreate a species?

02:14:36.900 To what?

02:14:37.840 Procreate.

02:14:38.400 To reproduce. 0.99

02:14:39.100 To have sex. 0.98

02:14:39.520 So you have babies. 0.99

02:14:40.580 Andrew, they don't speak English, so.

02:14:42.520 Make babies.

02:14:43.460 Yeah, yeah.

02:14:43.920 I get that.

02:14:44.480 Reproduce.

02:14:44.760 Yeah.

02:14:45.760 Evolution.

02:14:46.400 Make babies, right?

02:14:48.360 Yeah.

02:14:49.440 Okay.

02:14:49.800 So if you have to make babies and there's only so much time in which you can make a baby

02:14:54.220 with a person, doesn't it stand to reason that men would be attracted to younger women,

02:14:59.780 the ones that can make the babies? 1.00

02:15:01.340 I just said, if you have a hot woman that is young and one that is old, men would prefer 1.00

02:15:11.140 the young woman.

02:15:11.940 The thing is, Brian said she was, why would she think that her time and she is more worth

02:15:21.960 now when she was more attractive when she was young?

02:15:26.120 And I just say, you don't know that.

02:15:29.480 No, okay, but hang on.

02:15:31.920 But it stands to reason, hang on, it stands to reason that if men are attracted to women

02:15:38.860 for the purpose of procreation, which you would have to believe if you believed in evolution, 0.98

02:15:44.200 why else would you be attracted to women except that you wanted to have sex with them? 0.96

02:15:48.220 Then the idea here that most women, when they get older, are more attractive than when 0.95

02:15:53.240 they're younger, seems to me to be absurd.

02:15:56.900 Okay, I see when I get more old, you know?

02:16:01.800 Go ahead.

02:16:03.020 I mean, when you, like a 50 years old man and you marrying within your age, like a 50 years

02:16:11.580 old woman, you decided you're attracted to her. 1.00

02:16:15.140 You didn't choose a younger woman. 0.94

02:16:17.080 It's just like an old woman can be hard too. 1.00

02:16:21.240 And it's like, not all men just want to get... 0.97

02:16:23.840 This is silly.

02:16:24.660 Listen, let's say the 50 year old man can have that same woman, but she's 30 years younger. 0.94

02:16:29.080 Would he take her?

02:16:30.940 I don't think every man.

02:16:32.540 I mean, most of them.

02:16:33.860 Most men, right?

02:16:35.400 Overwhelmingly would take the woman who's 30 years younger. 0.97

02:16:37.860 So this idea, this idea then, this idea then that when most women say that they're going 0.99

02:16:44.060 to be more attractive when they're older, I mean, isn't that just kind of cope?

02:16:47.440 Isn't that just like dear cope to think that men are going to be more attractive to a woman

02:16:54.040 when she's older rather than her younger self in most cases?

02:16:57.300 When she's hard, when she's taking more care of her than when she was young.

02:17:03.320 Yeah.

02:17:03.620 Wait, and let me get you for a second, because you said you're 24.

02:17:08.120 And when I said you look older than 24, you seemingly got offended.

02:17:11.600 No.

02:17:12.160 So if women can look as good as well. 1.00

02:17:14.640 No, I'm not offended.

02:17:15.440 Oh, you definitely was like, do I look old?

02:17:19.820 Because I feel very beautiful.

02:17:21.620 No, you said, do I look old?

02:17:23.440 So why would you feel that way if you didn't know that being 24 was inherently better?

02:17:27.700 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:17:28.780 Some guys, when I try to go out with them, I like older guys, like 45 to 50 guys.

02:17:36.320 What does that have to do with them?

02:17:37.880 And they tell me you are too young for me.

02:17:40.540 The age doesn't matter. 0.88

02:17:42.260 Wait, I'm just curious as to why you want to be 24.

02:17:45.880 And I said you look older.

02:17:47.960 And you said, I look older?

02:17:50.940 I don't know, because I feel I don't look older.

02:17:53.800 If you knew that you looked better older, then why would it offend you that I said you look older if you're 24?

02:18:01.060 I don't offend it.

02:18:01.920 I can see it in your eyes.

02:18:02.940 No, you see bats, you don't know me.

02:18:05.740 Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:18:07.240 No, she got a finger. 0.73

02:18:08.160 Q, that's actually, this is a new argument that I've not heard yet.

02:18:11.140 It's a really good argument.

02:18:12.300 So if you tell a woman, if you guess her age and you guess that it's older than it actually is,

02:18:17.340 there's going to be a tendency for women to find that offensive. 1.00

02:18:20.240 Yeah, when we ask this question, stop, stop, stop.

02:18:22.900 When you ask this question, do you think you'll be better looking when you're five years, ten years time?

02:18:27.560 They tend to say yes.

02:18:29.140 But if you tell them they look older than they actually are, they're offended.

02:18:33.200 No, you assume I'm offended, but not.

02:18:35.980 I'm not speaking about just...

02:18:37.060 The thing is, she wasn't.

02:18:38.240 She wasn't.

02:18:38.880 Why are you lying about your age?

02:18:39.920 You don't know me.

02:18:40.560 You're lying about your age like 15 times. 0.70

02:18:41.360 I'm going to look like that when I'm offended.

02:18:44.580 She wasn't the person who wasn't offended.

02:18:46.980 I was the one who was asking, why do you think she's less attractive? 1.00

02:18:52.480 No, she specifically asked me.

02:18:54.200 She specifically said, I look older.

02:18:56.340 I look...

02:18:57.060 Exactly.

02:18:58.040 Because 24 is my age.

02:19:00.200 You don't know me.

02:19:00.960 I'm offended.

02:19:01.060 Why do you want to be 24?

02:19:02.300 Why 24?

02:19:03.100 Why not 30?

02:19:03.460 Because I like 24.

02:19:05.760 So what if you actually are 30?

02:19:07.840 Why would you make yourself younger?

02:19:09.020 I'm 24.

02:19:12.660 And I'm not offended.

02:19:14.160 No.

02:19:14.740 She's not.

02:19:15.360 She's not.

02:19:16.840 Hey, I just want to ask you real quick.

02:19:19.340 I got it.

02:19:20.060 I went and looked it up.

02:19:21.060 I went and looked it up because I was just curious.

02:19:23.280 How old do you think the youngest barred attorney in Mexico is?

02:19:26.940 Do you want to give me a guess?

02:19:29.100 How old is the youngest barred attorney in Mexico?

02:19:32.940 Do you want to give me a guess how old that is?

02:19:35.820 No.

02:19:36.940 No?

02:19:37.400 You don't want to?

02:19:38.600 I don't understand.

02:19:40.240 I know I speak English, but I'm sorry.

02:19:41.360 I think you understand just fine.

02:19:43.100 Do you know what the bar is?

02:19:45.320 The bar exam?

02:19:46.680 You know, you have to do that in Mexico, too.

02:19:48.780 Bar.

02:19:48.940 Do you want to give me a guess?

02:19:50.600 Yeah.

02:19:50.860 So you're an attorney, right?

02:19:52.400 Yeah.

02:19:52.720 What is the age of the youngest attorney in Mexico?

02:19:56.540 Do you want to give me a guess?

02:19:58.040 24.

02:20:00.060 No.

02:20:00.520 Yeah.

02:20:00.920 The career is just three years.

02:20:03.560 Wow.

02:20:03.780 That's amazing.

02:20:04.620 The career is just three years.

02:20:07.080 Really?

02:20:07.240 And one year, the master is one year.

02:20:14.480 So 24, yeah.

02:20:16.740 Okay.

02:20:17.100 So I just want to make sure.

02:20:18.740 Okay.

02:20:19.380 Okay.

02:20:20.900 22 is how much older than 18?

02:20:26.660 Sorry?

02:20:27.240 I don't know.

02:20:27.880 22 is how much older than 18?

02:20:30.340 Okay.

02:20:30.640 Is it four years older than 18?

02:20:33.500 Yeah.

02:20:34.680 Yeah.

02:20:35.940 Well, I don't understand your question, but yes.

02:20:43.640 Do you usually get a bachelor's degree in five years or four years?

02:20:48.920 Or a master's degree in five years or four years?

02:20:52.040 One year.

02:20:52.740 In Mexico, it's one year.

02:20:54.420 For a master's degree?

02:20:56.860 Yeah.

02:20:57.180 I do my career and then master's degree.

02:20:59.660 Yeah.

02:20:59.860 Okay.

02:21:00.240 So you had a bachelor's degree.

02:21:02.480 I don't do numbers, but I'm 24.

02:21:04.660 Hang on.

02:21:05.400 Hang on.

02:21:05.860 Stop spurging out.

02:21:06.860 Just listen.

02:21:07.480 Okay.

02:21:08.640 You had a bachelor's degree, four years, right?

02:21:12.200 Yes.

02:21:12.340 It took you four years to get it, right?

02:21:14.840 Okay.

02:21:15.280 And then you got a master's degree, which took you another year, right?

02:21:18.020 Mm-hmm.

02:21:18.900 And then you went to law school for three years, right?

02:21:23.680 Yeah.

02:21:24.040 How many years is that from the age 18?

02:21:27.380 I don't know.

02:21:28.100 I'm 24.

02:21:29.040 I don't understand your question, but I'm 24.

02:21:36.860 Can you hold your hands up?

02:21:38.880 Can you hold your hands up?

02:21:39.680 Yeah.

02:21:40.640 Okay, great.

02:21:41.300 Now make little fists like this. 1.00

02:21:44.620 Make little fists like this.

02:21:46.100 There you go.

02:21:46.840 Now we're going to count together, okay?

02:21:49.620 It's four years to get a bachelor's degree.

02:21:52.580 Can you hold up four fingers?

02:21:54.620 No, you do it.

02:21:55.480 I want to see you.

02:21:56.140 Hold up four fingers, please.

02:21:57.660 No, you do it.

02:21:58.700 Do it for me.

02:21:59.880 You can't do it?

02:22:00.680 You can't hold up four fingers?

02:22:02.020 You're afraid?

02:22:02.540 You can't count with your fingers?

02:22:04.380 But you're avoiding it?

02:22:04.640 He do it for me.

02:22:05.560 Zero.

02:22:05.920 Uno.

02:22:06.380 Can you give me four?

02:22:07.420 Dos. 0.62

02:22:08.080 Give me four.

02:22:08.800 Tres.

02:22:09.500 Tres.

02:22:10.140 Quatro.

02:22:10.960 Okay, that's four years.

02:22:12.360 Uh-huh.

02:22:12.540 You agree that's how many years it takes to get a bachelor's degree, right?

02:22:15.560 That many years?

02:22:16.300 You've donated $200.

02:22:18.360 Another point.

02:22:19.840 Would you get offended if it came from a female? 1.00

02:22:22.540 Or is it just men?

02:22:24.400 On that topic, what is one thing a woman could tell another woman versus a man telling her

02:22:29.380 that she won't be offended?

02:22:31.780 Okay, hang on.

02:22:32.500 Before we do that, though, I want to finish this.

02:22:34.740 Q, can you hold up the hands again?

02:22:36.260 Four.

02:22:36.900 We've got four fingers.

02:22:38.200 Do you agree that that's the amount of years it takes to get a bachelor's degree?

02:22:44.300 Oh, okay.

02:22:45.280 That many years?

02:22:46.320 Big Sass Energy donated $200.

02:22:47.900 Yeah, thank you, Big Sass. 1.00

02:22:48.700 This is a perfect example of the Lizzo paradigm.

02:22:52.320 You're beautiful.

02:22:53.380 You look like Lizzo.

02:22:54.880 Now, you appear to look way older than you claim, which is so beautiful.

02:23:00.000 This should be a new setup on this show.

02:23:02.360 You absolutely should.

02:23:03.340 Yeah.

02:23:04.940 Okay.

02:23:05.380 Okay, so four, right?

02:23:09.660 That's how many years it takes to get a bachelor's degree, right?

02:23:13.100 Look at the fingers.

02:23:15.400 That's how many years it takes to get a bachelor's degree?

02:23:21.720 Four.

02:23:23.200 Four.

02:23:23.800 Four years, so that many fingers.

02:23:25.740 Now, raise another finger.

02:23:27.760 Is that how many years for a master's degree is one?

02:23:30.660 Yeah.

02:23:31.800 Okay.

02:23:32.460 No, baby, three.

02:23:33.380 Three.

02:23:33.640 My career was three years.

02:23:36.180 Okay, raise three more fingers.

02:23:37.400 And master's degree, one year.

02:23:39.480 Yeah, yeah, so three more fingers, and that would be your law degree, right?

02:23:42.040 I explained that before, so I'm listening now.

02:23:44.020 So that would be eight years, correct?

02:23:46.780 Yeah.

02:23:47.760 Yeah, eight years, starting from age 18.

02:23:50.600 So what age would that put you at?

02:23:53.640 18 plus eight.

02:23:57.160 What is that?

02:23:58.460 18 plus eight.

02:24:02.500 How many years old would you have to be at 18 plus eight?

02:24:05.780 I don't know.

02:24:06.600 Thank you, Jesus.

02:24:07.400 I don't understand what do you say.

02:24:10.740 I'm lost.

02:24:19.660 I'm 24.

02:24:20.540 And I'm a pinata.

02:24:26.920 Anybody with the fake accents from no existent places in the world?

02:24:39.180 Anybody know what's funnier than 24?

02:24:41.680 25.

02:24:44.200 25.

02:24:50.600 How do you guys do that?

02:24:55.100 Okay.

02:24:55.860 All right.

02:24:56.720 Okay.

02:24:57.340 Let's continue with your thing.

02:24:58.860 Okay.

02:24:58.980 So, yeah, women are not as good-looking at 30 than they are at 20, generally speaking. 1.00

02:25:05.120 Do you disagree?

02:25:06.440 I do.

02:25:07.360 Okay.

02:25:07.800 I just think that...

02:25:09.220 Why?

02:25:09.520 Because I think you are not just...

02:25:12.400 I mean, being young is something, like, beautiful, but I just think that being attractive

02:25:19.080 doesn't only mean to be young.

02:25:23.480 We're talking about looks.

02:25:25.360 Yeah, about attractive.

02:25:27.020 Right.

02:25:27.500 Yeah.

02:25:27.720 But you are not, you don't, like, you're not attractive only because you're young, and

02:25:36.320 you're not less attractive only because you're old.

02:25:39.440 You can be more attractive when you're old if you haven't been...

02:25:44.980 I don't say that all young women are less attractive than older women.

02:25:51.560 I just say you can say, and I don't care if this is, like, coming from a man or from

02:25:57.700 from a woman, this is my point.

02:26:00.320 Yeah.

02:26:00.520 Because I think you can grow up and be, like, more attractive and, like, grow in yourself,

02:26:06.180 finding yourself.

02:26:07.180 Yeah, but this whole idea, this whole idea that, okay, you were insanely unhealthy at

02:26:13.500 the age of 18, and you were morbidly obese, and then by the time you turn 30, you're like

02:26:19.020 a fitness competitor, and you're at your peak health, and you're not drinking, you're not

02:26:24.240 doing drugs.

02:26:25.360 It's sort of such an extreme, to some degree, extreme example.

02:26:31.340 Most people, typically, as they age, they tend to gain weight.

02:26:34.680 They don't tend to lose it.

02:26:36.300 Their metabolism slows down.

02:26:38.800 They're less capable of maintaining healthy weight as they age.

02:26:42.640 There's just certain ramifications that are inevitable when it comes to aging.

02:26:47.040 For example, even when it comes to your health, you know, you're going to get wrinkles as you

02:26:50.840 get older.

02:26:51.160 Your skin is going to change.

02:26:53.320 These are not really things that you can, you can do things to perhaps help it, mitigate

02:26:59.000 it.

02:26:59.960 But to compare, for example, the skin quality of a 40-year-old to a 20-year-old is laughable.

02:27:07.700 But basically, you tell me, you tell me that to me, because I asked the guy something,

02:27:14.500 you say, but if you are old, you can't afford, like, what, yeah, you try.

02:27:21.160 This whole, this all stemmed from, look, this all stemmed from me basically saying that 1.00

02:27:27.100 y'all, your best years, your best years, you give sex away freely to the jerks. 1.00

02:27:34.160 Now, now is my best years. 1.00

02:27:35.440 You've literally admitted to doing this, you, you were less, there was less discretion when

02:27:42.100 it came to who you gave sex to.

02:27:44.280 Now, after you've had more sexual encounters, you have more relationship baggage, you're

02:27:49.320 less physically attractive.

02:27:50.840 Sorry, it just, as you age, that's the reality.

02:27:53.940 Now it's like, I have less.

02:27:55.340 It's your reality.

02:27:55.940 I have less to offer, I have less to offer, but I demand more.

02:28:02.800 I demand more every year.

02:28:06.000 Exactly.

02:28:06.740 And every year, you, you get less and less attractive.

02:28:10.660 And, no, and I have very good relationships.

02:28:13.760 Now I'm single, but I'm very happy.

02:28:17.100 Look, it's just the reality.

02:28:18.400 As you get older, you get less attractive.

02:28:21.260 Maybe you, you, yes, you're less attractive, but it's not about you.

02:28:26.340 I'm talking about people in general, but you're not less worth just because I'm not

02:28:31.160 talking about your, but that's what you're doing.

02:28:33.820 That's why you're describing it the way that you're describing it. 0.74

02:28:36.080 He was, he said, why did you give sex for free when you were young and more attractive

02:28:43.260 and more just Gerald donated $200.

02:28:47.320 You can't count at 18 and eight.

02:28:49.600 You don't understand basic sentences and you get confused with every question.

02:28:55.040 Yeah. 0.96

02:28:55.120 How the hell are you a lawyer? 0.91

02:28:56.900 Someone change her air filter. 1.00

02:28:58.880 If she even is, if she even is or was a lawyer, they, the court needs to look at all her cases 0.79

02:29:04.800 and just totally, I mean, it's just such a, uh, okay, go ahead.

02:29:10.300 Um, yeah. 0.76

02:29:11.840 Like you said, why did you give sex for free when you were young and more attractive and

02:29:17.020 hit, you were more worth it than now, like where you have, when you have aged and had

02:29:25.080 more sexual partners and everything, you like think you are more worth, but this is not only

02:29:31.320 the things that you can count.

02:29:33.000 You are like, you have more experience in life.

02:29:37.060 Yeah.

02:29:37.400 More baggage.

02:29:38.940 It's not, not, not all experience.

02:29:42.040 Do you think men care about a woman's experience?

02:29:44.940 Like, do you think that your experience in life makes you more attractive to a man?

02:29:49.280 Yeah, definitely.

02:29:50.000 So the more you've traveled, AKA translation, I've been to countries, perhaps even alone,

02:29:55.840 travel alone. 0.99

02:29:56.380 And I fucked men in those countries. 1.00

02:29:57.760 That's what we hear when we hear experiences. 1.00

02:30:02.560 What's your, okay.

02:30:03.380 Tell me your experience that would make you more attractive to a man.

02:30:06.360 Go ahead.

02:30:06.960 What kind of experience do you mean?

02:30:09.020 You should use the word, use the word, use the word.

02:30:11.480 You said as women get older, they have more experiences, which makes them more attractive 0.94

02:30:15.600 to men.

02:30:16.640 How?

02:30:17.480 Yeah.

02:30:17.640 Like all.

02:30:18.680 Okay.

02:30:18.920 How?

02:30:19.320 So you, you said, you, you talked about traveling.

02:30:22.680 So I traveled a lot when I was young, when I was good.

02:30:25.620 That makes you less attractive.

02:30:26.980 It, that makes me more attractive.

02:30:28.200 It makes you less attractive.

02:30:29.600 Why?

02:30:30.220 I can't, I have much more to talk.

02:30:34.260 Do you think, just to be clear.

02:30:35.600 So, okay. 0.98

02:30:35.880 You think me as a guy or any man, we're looking at a girl and it's like, oh damn, she didn't 1.00

02:30:41.840 go to fucking Costa Rica. 1.00

02:30:43.740 I don't want to fuck her anymore. 1.00

02:30:45.560 She didn't go to X. 1.00

02:30:47.400 She hasn't been to Europe. 1.00

02:30:48.600 I don't want to fuck her anymore. 1.00

02:30:49.360 Maybe because you are that kind of man. 1.00

02:30:51.520 Yeah.

02:30:52.160 Maybe it's true.

02:30:52.820 Yeah.

02:30:53.020 You are that kind of man.

02:30:54.800 Never in the history of humankind has a man ever thought, she hasn't traveled to enough

02:30:59.760 countries. 0.97

02:31:00.420 I no longer want to have sex with her. 0.94

02:31:02.640 Maybe because don't feel inspired of that woman.

02:31:05.500 I didn't say they wouldn't date me if I, because they have never been.

02:31:09.540 Okay.

02:31:09.560 So it has nothing to, if they wouldn't date you because of it, then it has nothing to

02:31:12.520 do with whether they'd be attracted to you or not.

02:31:16.060 Why not?

02:31:16.820 I mean, they're attractive to, attractive to my personality.

02:31:19.900 So you think the deal breaker, you think the deal breaker would be, had you not traveled

02:31:26.500 for any given woman, had she not done a sufficient, a sufficient amount of traveling, a man would 0.95

02:31:33.380 not date her because of that.

02:31:35.100 I say that I have more experience.

02:31:39.120 I'm mature.

02:31:39.920 What experience?

02:31:41.080 Like in life, I traveled, I, I cook better than I do now. 0.99

02:31:46.080 I was stupid and naive when I was young and some guys are not attractive to that. 0.99

02:31:54.060 Some guys. 1.00

02:31:54.640 Does this experience include your sex work? 0.77

02:31:56.900 Yeah.

02:31:58.540 So you're less, because of your, because now you're involved in sex work.

02:32:02.780 So now you're less attractive, but that's part of your experience, right?

02:32:07.640 Yeah.

02:32:07.760 Like when you were 25, did you do sex work?

02:32:10.760 No.

02:32:11.260 Does sex work make you more or less attractive to men?

02:32:14.440 AKA your experience.

02:32:15.720 Um, more attractive to my husband. 0.91

02:32:18.980 Maybe the experience in sex is better.

02:32:20.960 Many older men would rather have a relationship with an older, experienced woman. 0.92

02:32:26.020 God forbid I have to teach a young woman how to do sex. 1.00

02:32:29.040 Can we change the subject and talk about Passport Brothers?

02:32:33.480 Uh, Forrest Gump, thank you very much for the TTS man.

02:32:35.640 We can maybe touch on Passport Bros a little bit, a little bit later, but let's finish up

02:32:40.260 this convo.

02:32:41.180 Okay.

02:32:41.580 So your experience, it makes you more attractive to men.

02:32:44.540 Yeah.

02:32:44.800 My life experience.

02:32:46.300 Okay.

02:32:46.520 I have more to talk about.

02:32:47.300 Do you think men care about that? 0.99

02:32:48.500 I think so.

02:32:49.440 Do you think we care?

02:32:50.320 Yeah, of course.

02:32:50.780 Men care about your experience.

02:32:52.460 Okay.

02:32:52.580 So it's, it's on you.

02:32:54.320 What, what do you want in your life?

02:32:56.160 I don't know if you're in a relationship.

02:32:57.780 You didn't like talk about you in this part, but like, what do you have from a woman who's

02:33:04.120 young, who's naive?

02:33:05.380 She just looks good, but you can talk to her.

02:33:08.580 You can, you can have like a deep conversation with her.

02:33:12.320 You can.

02:33:12.980 I can't.

02:33:13.260 That's if she's intelligent. 0.98

02:33:14.800 I can't.

02:33:15.420 But like, how intelligent is she without any experience?

02:33:19.820 She's like, when she's like 18, she's like maybe living with her parents.

02:33:24.100 She just got to university.

02:33:25.820 I mean, she's a beautiful, she's a beautiful woman and she like, she will grow.

02:33:31.720 It's like a raw diamond.

02:33:34.180 I, I never said a young woman is less attractive than an older.

02:33:38.200 And I didn't say an older woman is less attractive than a young woman.

02:33:41.000 I just say, you can't just like say an older woman is always less attractive than she was 0.93

02:33:50.480 when she was young.

02:33:51.120 Well, hold on.

02:33:51.720 We didn't say that.

02:33:52.200 I didn't age.

02:33:52.900 That's the matter.

02:33:53.680 That's exactly what you said.

02:33:54.620 He didn't say always.

02:33:55.700 That's number one.

02:33:56.380 He didn't, he didn't say always.

02:33:57.540 Yeah, but speaking in generalities here.

02:33:59.280 Exactly.

02:33:59.660 And that doesn't mean all.

02:34:00.880 There's always going to be exceptions to the rule.

02:34:02.520 But the point is, we're looking at what men value and men typically value youth and fertility.

02:34:08.920 And that's typically indicated by how you physically look.

02:34:12.640 So because that's what we value now, you're not wrong if there's some men who prefer experience

02:34:17.680 or they don't have a problem with experience.

02:34:19.740 Yes, but then you're talking about what has, what elevates your attractiveness more, experience

02:34:26.760 or your physical appearance.

02:34:29.540 Your physical appearance is going to have, it's going to be weighted heavier than your experience

02:34:34.680 when it comes to your physical attractiveness because at the end of the day, we respond

02:34:38.580 visually to the way women look. 1.00

02:34:40.160 We look at your body, markers of fertility that typically corresponds to your age.

02:34:45.000 The older you get, the more those markers of fertility diminishes and the less attractive

02:34:50.040 you sexually become. 0.91

02:34:52.220 I don't say you're wrong. 0.82

02:34:54.420 I just say like you can be hot when you're old when you were not that hot when you were

02:35:02.720 young.

02:35:02.920 It's just, he said, like, why did he assume that she was more hot than not?

02:35:13.440 Yeah, I was speaking in generalities.

02:35:15.380 I was saying, why do women in general? 1.00

02:35:19.520 And the only thing that I said is, I don't think we should assume that because...

02:35:24.780 We should.

02:35:25.620 Well, what do you think is the more common case?

02:35:27.320 You think more women become more attractive as they get older or the women who aren't 0.99

02:35:34.140 attractive as they get older?

02:35:35.940 Like what you said, what did you say?

02:35:37.220 Yeah.

02:35:37.440 Women who aren't that attractive, they may get attractive when they get older. 1.00

02:35:41.320 You think that happens more or less than women who get less attractive when they age?

02:35:45.520 I think that depends on the woman and also on what a man wants in his life and what he

02:35:52.940 does not really appreciate it.

02:35:54.580 It depends on, like, both sides.

02:35:56.720 I just say we can't, like...

02:35:59.760 Yeah, but if you had to guess which happens more, because one does happen more.

02:36:04.740 One is an outlying example.

02:36:07.240 It's a statistical anomaly.

02:36:08.720 And the other one is the common case.

02:36:10.100 Which do you think is the common case?

02:36:11.660 Okay, maybe.

02:36:12.340 Yeah.

02:36:12.540 But I think...

02:36:14.660 I don't...

02:36:15.220 I haven't said you are wrong, and I haven't said it's not, like, common.

02:36:20.660 But, yeah.

02:36:21.720 If it's common, then that means more women get less attractive when they age. 1.00

02:36:25.780 But it's not the point to assume it.

02:36:29.020 Why not?

02:36:30.260 Because...

02:36:30.980 If we know what biology does, then why wouldn't we assume that biology works the same way

02:36:35.440 on every case?

02:36:36.020 If I don't have kids, I'm not attractive.

02:36:38.360 If I can't have kids.

02:36:39.000 That has nothing to do with the conversation.

02:36:40.880 I'm going to totally ignore that.

02:36:43.240 Continue with your point.

02:36:44.220 I forgot the question.

02:36:46.260 Oh, I was saying which is the more common...

02:36:48.080 I said if we know what biology typically does on average, which is women get less attractive 1.00

02:36:53.060 physically, sexually, as they age, then why would we assume that that doesn't stand

02:36:59.280 to reason that that's what's going to happen?

02:37:00.880 I mean, because it depends on what you want.

02:37:04.080 Not every guy would agree with your point that the woman is getting less attractive.

02:37:10.880 Just because she's getting physically attractive. 1.00

02:37:14.240 I mean, yeah, you're right.

02:37:15.900 It's maybe more common that a woman and a man is getting less attractive with his age.

02:37:24.340 What if I told you there was evidence and data on what the most attractive age a woman 1.00

02:37:28.260 physically is according to most men?

02:37:31.480 What if I told you that?

02:37:32.240 What age would you think it is?

02:37:33.300 Would you think it'd be in the 30s or the 20s?

02:37:34.960 I mean, she's in her 20s.

02:37:39.540 We are talking about like the 18 to 25.

02:37:42.620 Well, hang on now.

02:37:43.600 We haven't actually established that.

02:37:45.520 I just wanted to point out we haven't actually established she's in her 20s.

02:37:50.100 Yeah.

02:37:51.520 Yeah, she still... 1.00

02:37:52.400 Answer Q's question.

02:37:53.880 Sorry, again.

02:37:54.360 Okay, so let's say we take a poll and we ask 1,000 men, which age of attractiveness is

02:38:03.020 women most attractive physically? 1.00

02:38:05.420 Do you think they would say 30 or 23?

02:38:11.920 I think by 100 men, maybe 50.

02:38:14.500 1,000 men.

02:38:15.460 50-50.

02:38:16.280 You think 50-50?

02:38:17.500 Yes.

02:38:19.300 50-50.

02:38:20.440 Yes.

02:38:20.860 Do you think on average...

02:38:23.120 How about this question?

02:38:24.760 Killer of cereal donated $200.

02:38:28.140 Cellulitis craters churn my butter.

02:38:30.720 Bingo wings need some sauce on them. 1.00

02:38:33.500 Thinning hair really complements your sun-dried, wrinkled skin.

02:38:37.900 Get older now, please.

02:38:39.380 Your vibrant youth is scarring my corneas. 0.81

02:38:42.600 Killer of cereal.

02:38:43.500 Thank you.

02:38:43.920 That was poetry.

02:38:44.860 That was a haiku or something.

02:38:47.040 Okay.

02:38:47.440 Do you think the average 35-year-old woman is more attractive than the average 25-year-old 0.88

02:38:52.800 woman? 0.96

02:38:53.540 I don't say that.

02:38:54.720 I just say...

02:38:55.320 I'm asking you a question.

02:38:56.500 You can't assume...

02:38:57.920 I'm asking...

02:38:58.400 Do you want to answer the question?

02:39:00.040 I say a woman can be more hot when she's like 35. 1.00

02:39:04.680 Absolutely.

02:39:05.500 Sure.

02:39:05.820 A woman could have been morbidly obese and a heroin addict at 25, and she cleaned up 1.00

02:39:11.280 her life, and she's now a fitness bodybuilder at 35, and she knows how to do her hair, 1.00

02:39:17.440 and do her makeup, and all that fucking bullshit. 1.00

02:39:20.300 Absolutely, you can be more attractive at 35 than you were at 25. 1.00

02:39:24.720 However, that's not what I'm talking about.

02:39:26.960 If I can grant that there are these exceptions, can you answer the question?

02:39:31.560 Does the average...

02:39:32.540 Is the average 35-year-old woman more attractive than the average 25-year-old woman? 0.96

02:39:38.480 No.

02:39:39.720 Yay.

02:39:40.840 All right, cool.

02:39:41.320 We did it, guys.

02:39:41.860 Checkmate.

02:39:42.340 We did it.

02:39:42.820 All right.

02:39:46.680 Boy.

02:39:47.080 It only took an hour.

02:39:49.420 It's cool.

02:39:51.100 Okay.

02:39:52.620 You know, this is a perfect segue into...

02:39:57.080 Stifler, ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of 1 to 10.

02:40:01.140 You can't pick 7.

02:40:02.180 Go ahead.

02:40:03.540 4.

02:40:05.180 My own?

02:40:06.400 Your own looks, yeah.

02:40:12.200 At 8.

02:40:14.060 Okay.

02:40:14.660 10.

02:40:14.980 10.

02:40:15.600 Mm-hmm.

02:40:15.960 8.

02:40:18.620 Can't pick 7.

02:40:19.520 I'll go 6.

02:40:21.000 8.

02:40:23.000 8.

02:40:24.360 I'll go 6.7.

02:40:26.960 I'll give myself a 5.

02:40:28.500 Andrew?

02:40:31.060 Well, I mean, in front of all these magnificent-looking ladies, how could I be less than a 10?

02:40:35.900 I'm a 4.

02:40:37.000 I'm a 4.

02:40:37.820 I think you're right.

02:40:38.740 So, we have a...

02:40:39.900 Oh, you think?

02:40:41.920 Pull up a picture of young Andrew.

02:40:43.760 Get the picture of young Andrew.

02:40:44.760 It's on the tabs.

02:40:45.620 It's on the tabs.

02:40:47.680 Andrew, you can't let her talk to you like that.

02:40:49.900 Okay.

02:40:50.260 By the way.

02:40:50.960 You cannot let her talk to you like that, Andrew.

02:40:52.620 Here's Johnny.

02:40:53.020 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:40:54.760 Ha, ha, ha.

02:40:55.340 Okay, now, when I saw the picture, you are definitely a 7.

02:41:00.420 Oh, I can take...

02:41:01.220 I take an 8.

02:41:02.020 What are you talking about?

02:41:02.940 I was way better looking in that picture than you are right now.

02:41:05.520 Hmm?

02:41:05.800 Just to be clear, you would be settling for even young Andrew.

02:41:09.300 No, I said he's now an 8 because I saw the picture and I...

02:41:15.580 You said he was a 7 when he was young.

02:41:18.360 No, I said he's an 8 now.

02:41:21.260 I didn't say an 8 when he was young.

02:41:24.000 I said I saw the picture and I think he is more attractive now.

02:41:30.500 But you...

02:41:31.780 When he rated himself a 4, you said, I agree. 0.75

02:41:35.020 Yeah, he's not the most attractive guy.

02:41:37.640 But if I...

02:41:38.080 So, he's a 4.

02:41:38.660 But if I see the young Andrew and I say, okay, he's not a 0, but he is, like, much more attractive now. 0.93

02:41:49.740 So, to this point, when I would give him a 4 when he was young, I would say, okay, like, he grew, like, he...

02:41:58.180 Oh, sorry.

02:41:58.840 He, yeah, he looks more attractive now.

02:42:01.540 No, but he said, I'm a 4 now.

02:42:04.340 Yeah.

02:42:04.560 And then you said, I agree, before I showed you the young picture of him.

02:42:09.660 I did.

02:42:11.000 So, how would seeing his young self now increase his ranking from a 4 to, I think you said, 7 or 8?

02:42:20.680 Yeah, because I see that he got mature.

02:42:25.020 He got, like, I don't know.

02:42:27.060 What?

02:42:27.240 No, he's my type.

02:42:28.380 That makes zero sense, but okay.

02:42:31.080 Literally, it makes no sense whatsoever.

02:42:33.300 I think it makes sense.

02:42:34.260 For young and old.

02:42:39.680 Okay.

02:42:40.960 So, you're an 8, you're a 10.

02:42:42.440 So, do you think you're the most beautiful woman at the table?

02:42:48.320 No, I don't think so.

02:42:49.500 For me, for me, everybody have different perspectives.

02:42:56.600 For me, me, I'm 10.

02:43:00.720 Yeah.

02:43:02.040 Every person here is different.

02:43:04.460 Okay.

02:43:06.800 Well, I have another question then.

02:43:09.180 Do you think you'll be better looking?

02:43:10.740 Please, speak slow.

02:43:12.440 Because I need to understand.

02:43:15.740 Why don't you listen fast?

02:43:17.300 Okay.

02:43:18.340 Because I'm not understand.

02:43:21.320 That's okay.

02:43:22.300 Okay, listen up, avocado tattoo.

02:43:25.160 Chill out, dude.

02:43:26.520 You invite us because you love us.

02:43:28.820 Okay.

02:43:30.160 All right.

02:43:31.000 I think you're my fan and my OnlyFans.

02:43:33.260 100% you see me naked. 1.00

02:43:35.260 I don't like chicks with fucking lipo and BBL. 1.00

02:43:38.320 I don't have BBL. 1.00

02:43:39.440 Yeah, you fucking do. 1.00

02:43:40.960 No. 1.00

02:43:42.000 Yeah.

02:43:42.900 That's okay.

02:43:43.440 Look, it's really funny, this cove.

02:43:45.460 This is your perspective. 0.96

02:43:47.040 You chicks are like, you'll get a banner of yourself naked and just stick it in front 1.00

02:43:52.240 of a person and you'd be like, you looked at it. 0.96

02:43:54.680 You looked at it. 1.00

02:43:55.260 It's like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:43:56.660 You put it everywhere. 1.00

02:43:57.780 How could you avoid it?

02:43:59.020 How could you avoid it?

02:44:00.600 Okay.

02:44:01.120 Continue.

02:44:02.940 It's okay.

02:44:03.740 Going back to my question.

02:44:05.260 Mm-hmm.

02:44:06.520 Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?

02:44:08.960 Better looking 10 years' time.

02:44:11.000 So you're 28?

02:44:11.820 Better looking at 38?

02:44:13.380 Have hope even when there's no hope to be had.

02:44:16.840 So I hope so.

02:44:17.820 Stop it.

02:44:24.820 Get some help. 1.00

02:44:25.960 She called me fucking cringe. 0.99

02:44:27.620 I'm in the sky. 0.99

02:44:30.620 I'm in the sky, my apples, my hopes.

02:44:34.640 Alberta Kid says this is the Special Olympics version of mental gymnastics.

02:44:39.060 Yeah, it's been a teeth puller tonight, man.

02:44:42.500 Thank you.

02:44:42.820 Appreciate it.

02:44:43.380 So, okay.

02:44:46.300 You'll be better looking in 10 years' time at 38?

02:44:48.280 I would hope so.

02:44:49.200 You hope so.

02:44:50.840 All right.

02:44:51.700 Wait, really quick.

02:44:52.380 I need to pull this up from Little Paladins.

02:44:55.200 I have an ex who was born in 1998. 0.91

02:44:57.480 If I had to guess, the liar was born in 1994.

02:44:59.880 How accurate am I? 0.83

02:45:03.600 I don't know.

02:45:04.320 I'm 24.

02:45:06.880 Yeah, okay.

02:45:08.440 All right.

02:45:09.200 Thank you, Little Paladins.

02:45:10.160 Okay.

02:45:10.680 Better looking in 20 years' time?

02:45:12.440 I hope so, yes.

02:45:13.820 Well, I don't really care about what you hope. 0.99

02:45:15.640 I hope a fucking Jeff Bezos donates me $10 billion. 0.99

02:45:20.480 It's kind of irrelevant. 0.99

02:45:24.180 Well, so in my personal experience, I've gotten better looking since I was younger.

02:45:29.600 So I want to say yes for me.

02:45:32.620 You know what?

02:45:33.100 We actually, hold on.

02:45:34.720 All right.

02:45:34.920 Let me read this really quick. 0.86

02:45:35.700 The sexiest part of a woman is her brain from Forrest Gump. 1.00

02:45:38.980 Can we have some trouble where I came?

02:45:53.040 Okay.

02:45:53.580 Hold on.

02:45:54.320 What?

02:45:55.320 Hold on.

02:45:55.880 Let me think about it for a sec.

02:45:57.580 Don't.

02:45:58.580 It's timing, though.

02:46:00.880 Okay.

02:46:01.520 So I don't know if they deserve it, to be honest.

02:46:06.320 That's right.

02:46:07.660 Wait.

02:46:08.080 Okay.

02:46:08.280 So better looking in 20 years' time.

02:46:10.020 Yes.

02:46:11.140 30 years' time.

02:46:13.600 Into the mic, please.

02:46:16.100 Excuse me.

02:46:16.680 Wait.

02:46:16.860 Can you scoot the mic this way a little bit?

02:46:19.120 I can.

02:46:20.100 Yeah.

02:46:21.560 How's that?

02:46:22.200 That's good.

02:46:22.660 Thank you.

02:46:22.760 Okay.

02:46:23.820 30 years' time, hopefully.

02:46:25.700 So if I take my vitamins, yes.

02:46:28.580 Can I get the straight answer out of anybody tonight?

02:46:30.940 Okay.

02:46:31.280 Go ahead.

02:46:34.360 If you said 50 years?

02:46:37.120 No.

02:46:37.780 You'd be 58 in 30 years.

02:46:39.720 58 in 30 years.

02:46:44.840 By societal standards, no.

02:46:46.780 But by my standards, yes.

02:46:52.360 Okay.

02:46:53.340 40 years' time?

02:46:54.400 No.

02:46:54.620 I got to ask you.

02:46:56.260 Let's say that there was a dude who was like, let's say, 18, and he was like an Olympic

02:47:02.980 powerlifter, and he was really good looking, and all the women fawned off for him.

02:47:06.580 And some guy was like, do you think that if you were in a tragic oil rig accident where

02:47:12.080 there was a massive explosion, it blew half of your face off, and your tongue was hanging

02:47:16.020 out of your mouth, and your face was just almost totally melted off, do you think that

02:47:21.080 you'd be better looking or worse looking?

02:47:22.620 And he was like, well, by my standards, I think I'd be better.

02:47:24.920 Like, do you think that that would be an answer, really?

02:47:28.360 Do you think that people wouldn't be like, come on, dude?

02:47:32.280 What is that by your standard?

02:47:34.260 By my standards, if my tongue was hanging out of my cheek that was melted completely off,

02:47:38.960 and you could see my entire side of my skull, I think I'd be better looking by my standards.

02:47:43.840 Like, does that really make sense?

02:47:45.260 Does that track for you?

02:47:46.180 No, if I was in that situation, I'd probably hate myself.

02:47:49.680 Yeah, probably, right?

02:47:50.860 But the idea here is, would you think that that was an honest answer if he was like,

02:47:55.820 oh, by my standards?

02:47:57.200 In fact, by my standards, I'm going to go find an oil rig job right now so half my face

02:48:01.460 gets blown off.

02:48:02.340 That way, by my standards, I'm the most beautiful.

02:48:04.140 Like, it's absurd, right?

02:48:05.660 It's absurd.

02:48:06.180 Isn't it?

02:48:08.960 Am I wrong?

02:48:09.700 Am I way off base?

02:48:10.800 I mean, you're not wrong, but it seems a little dramatic.

02:48:15.020 Yeah, well, I mean, I'm dramatizing it for the express purpose of showing you kind of how

02:48:19.140 absurd it is.

02:48:19.880 So, like, in 20 years, direct answer, right?

02:48:22.740 In 20 years, are you going to be better looking or not by your own estimation, honestly?

02:48:27.900 Based off of the rate that I've been going at right now, yes.

02:48:31.520 Okay.

02:48:31.860 Okay.

02:48:37.020 Okay.

02:48:38.580 Let's see.

02:48:39.160 Going around the table, then, with this question.

02:48:40.780 Do you think you'll be better looking in your 30?

02:48:42.740 Do you think you'll be better looking?

02:48:44.780 Thank you, Morphin.

02:48:45.580 Morphin donated $200.

02:48:46.660 It's Morphin time.

02:48:48.200 You can be more attractive older, but it will be a lot of hours in gym or money in plastic

02:48:53.240 surgery with a very good doctor.

02:48:55.540 With no dollar put back into your look, it will be impossible to combat age.

02:49:01.460 That's fine.

02:49:03.080 Yo, Jay Morphin.

02:49:04.040 Thank you, man.

02:49:04.360 Appreciate it.

02:49:04.940 Also, we're going to pull your, we have your Instagram, which has, like, photos from 10

02:49:10.080 years ago.

02:49:10.460 That'll be interesting.

02:49:11.020 Oh, and you're 28 now.

02:49:12.680 Do you think you'll be, or do you think you're better looking now at 28 than you were at 18?

02:49:17.100 Yes.

02:49:17.900 Okay.

02:49:19.240 Going to you, you're 30.

02:49:20.760 Are you better looking in 10 years' time?

02:49:22.540 10 years, definitely, yes.

02:49:23.920 At 40?

02:49:24.640 Okay.

02:49:24.940 And then better looking in 20 years' time?

02:49:26.400 At 50?

02:49:26.840 Um, if I, like, don't change, like, so, sorry.

02:49:33.160 I was saying it.

02:49:34.260 If, if I work hard on myself, and, yeah, I think in 20 years too, yes.

02:49:46.180 30 years?

02:49:47.740 If it's 60.

02:49:49.340 Um, it depends.

02:49:51.640 If I don't change, like, my, um, I mean, one day in my life, they will get a, I will get

02:49:59.720 up to a point where I just stop caring about how I look.

02:50:04.440 And at this point, I will probably stop looking, like, getting more attractive.

02:50:12.640 I don't know if it's in 30 years, in 40 years, but, yeah, the next 20, 25, 30 years, definitely.

02:50:27.340 Ah, boy.

02:50:28.320 All right.

02:50:28.640 Um, what about you?

02:50:30.900 Better and better.

02:50:32.100 All right.

02:50:32.420 You're, you're 24. 1.00

02:50:33.600 24, fucking liar. 1.00

02:50:34.540 Better and better every year, as always. 1.00

02:50:38.020 Uh, okay, you're 20, do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years' time?

02:50:40.420 Yeah.

02:50:40.680 20 years' time?

02:50:41.360 Yeah.

02:50:41.620 30?

02:50:42.040 Always.

02:50:42.440 40?

02:50:42.840 Always.

02:50:43.580 I hope people.

02:50:45.420 All right.

02:50:46.060 40 years.

02:50:46.840 Oh, and then for you, really quick, uh, are you better looking now at 30 than you were

02:50:50.840 at 20?

02:50:51.340 No.

02:50:51.960 Okay.

02:50:52.840 Uh, moving to you, you're 30, better looking in 10 years' time.

02:50:55.560 Will you be better looking at 40 than you are now at 30?

02:50:58.200 No, I believe that as I age, um, it won't be as comparable to me and my youth.

02:51:03.600 Okay.

02:51:03.920 And then are you better looking now at 30 than you were at 20?

02:51:07.500 Uh, I think I look a little bit better now.

02:51:11.180 Okay.

02:51:11.480 Uh, and then you, you're 44, better looking in 10 years' time at 54?

02:51:16.060 No, because I remember what I looked like at 34.

02:51:18.180 Uh, and then were you better looking at 34 than you are now?

02:51:21.200 Yeah.

02:51:21.780 And then better looking at 24 than you are at 34?

02:51:26.440 Were at 34?

02:51:27.160 In some ways.

02:51:28.240 Some ways.

02:51:28.380 Like in some ways.

02:51:29.100 Okay.

02:51:29.180 But I think, like, 30s, that was a good thing.

02:51:31.300 Okay.

02:51:31.660 Well, better looking at 24 than you are now at 44?

02:51:36.260 30s were good for me.

02:51:37.520 No, no.

02:51:37.840 But better looking at 24 than you are now at 44?

02:51:40.900 I think, yeah, I don't know.

02:51:43.120 That's, I don't know.

02:51:43.840 That's a good question.

02:51:44.700 Yes, it's better.

02:51:45.720 Yeah.

02:51:46.080 I mean, I, I think I do look a little bit better now.

02:51:49.060 Better now at 44 than compared to 24?

02:51:52.000 I think so.

02:51:52.820 Okay.

02:51:53.260 Yeah.

02:51:53.680 Okay.

02:51:54.400 Uh, you're 34, better looking in 10 years' time?

02:51:57.240 Yeah.

02:51:58.700 Uh, 44, better looking in 20 years' time?

02:52:00.960 No.

02:52:01.400 54.

02:52:01.880 And then were you better looking at 24 than you are now at 34?

02:52:04.560 No.

02:52:05.500 All right.

02:52:07.540 So, better looking now?

02:52:08.820 Yeah.

02:52:09.340 Okay.

02:52:15.580 You were the same words. 1.00

02:52:17.820 You're a fucking liar! 1.00

02:52:19.260 You're a fucking liar! 1.00

02:52:20.840 All of you. 1.00

02:52:21.900 You guys are delusional.

02:52:23.100 I'm sorry.

02:52:24.200 But we're happy.

02:52:25.840 Are you?

02:52:26.540 Yeah!

02:52:27.640 You don't look happy.

02:52:29.880 I'm glad you said that.

02:52:31.440 I'm glad you said that.

02:52:32.360 Go ahead, Q.

02:52:33.120 For everyone out there watching,

02:52:35.380 this is a form of what's known as cognitive reappraisal.

02:52:39.620 It's a psychological phenomenon that women typically engage in 1.00

02:52:42.800 to where they don't want to accept the negative aspects of their realities,

02:52:48.600 so they simply shape their mentality to make it more positive.

02:52:52.940 No.

02:52:54.440 Oh, in my case, though.

02:52:55.800 Facts.

02:52:56.300 That's facts, man.

02:52:57.220 That's facts.

02:52:58.560 That's facts.

02:52:59.120 Well, if there was a way, like a single word,

02:53:02.060 if you could put all of what you just said, Q,

02:53:04.780 into a single word to express it,

02:53:07.900 what would that word be?

02:53:09.300 Delusion!

02:53:10.760 I gotcha.

02:53:11.840 Delusion.

02:53:12.320 We have your Instagram.

02:53:17.240 Can you pull that up?

02:53:20.300 So you have the emo.

02:53:21.680 Is it all the way at the bottom?

02:53:23.160 Is this?

02:53:24.420 Scroll up a little bit.

02:53:25.820 Click on the one on the right with the emo hair.

02:53:34.180 That's me?

02:53:34.600 They need to bring emo hair back. 0.99

02:53:36.140 Can you see the, tell us the date?

02:53:37.220 Yo, Craze Ace, thank you for the Gifted 10.

02:53:38.920 What's the date on it?

02:53:40.540 615.

02:53:41.760 Dang it.

02:53:42.560 2012.

02:53:43.400 2012.

02:53:44.080 Okay.

02:53:45.580 I feel like the swoop was maybe a little dated by this point.

02:53:51.140 Okay.

02:53:51.740 Scroll up a bit.

02:53:52.860 Scroll up a bit.

02:53:53.820 Scroll up.

02:53:56.320 Scroll up.

02:53:58.800 This was like peak Instagram.

02:54:01.500 2015, 2016, whatever.

02:54:05.700 There you go.

02:54:06.560 Okay.

02:54:07.740 Doing the whole emo thing or whatever.

02:54:11.800 All right.

02:54:12.480 Okay.

02:54:12.680 I think we got it.

02:54:13.520 All right.

02:54:13.960 So, okay.

02:54:14.360 That was you like 10 years ago or something.

02:54:18.180 Okay.

02:54:19.420 All right.

02:54:19.980 Oh, Twitch.

02:54:20.920 Gifted two subs.

02:54:22.100 Look at that.

02:54:23.200 Yo, thank you, Twitch.

02:54:24.340 I'm going to read from Kill of a Cereal here.

02:54:26.720 If I'm overweight at 20 with acne.

02:54:29.340 Hold on.

02:54:30.140 One sec.

02:54:31.540 Or, Anissa, can you read it?

02:54:33.540 If I'm overweight at 20 with acne, orly skin, and braces from jagged teeth. 0.91

02:54:38.800 And when I turn 30, after busting my ass in the gym, use face cream every day, and my teeth 0.57

02:54:44.300 are now straight and white. 0.99

02:54:45.540 Yes.

02:54:46.220 Mm-hmm. 0.79

02:54:47.420 Kill of cereal.

02:54:48.180 Thank you very much for the message, man.

02:54:50.180 It's complicated.

02:54:58.560 It's very complicated.

02:54:59.740 Why can't y'all just, like, take the L on the whole, like, aging thing?

02:55:05.820 I don't get it.

02:55:06.540 Like, just be like, yeah, I'm going to be less attractive when I'm older.

02:55:10.340 It's okay.

02:55:11.520 You know?

02:55:12.300 It's okay.

02:55:13.080 It's okay.

02:55:13.320 It's just cold.

02:55:14.820 I mean, but he said he was, like, didn't brush his teeth when he was 18.

02:55:20.100 I mean, yeah, but this is why life experience is important, because you learn all this stuff.

02:55:25.980 You learn how to take care of yourself.

02:55:28.360 This is what I mean.

02:55:30.120 Well, let me ask you guys this, perhaps a different way.

02:55:33.240 From 18 to 28, and then to 38, 48, going on, as you age, do you tend to lose or accumulate

02:55:41.640 the following things?

02:55:42.760 So, signs of aging, wrinkles, sunspots, liver spots, age spots, sagging skin, rougher skin.

02:55:50.400 Do you tend to get these things as you age?

02:55:54.940 Sorry, I didn't.

02:55:56.560 Yes.

02:55:57.680 Do you get these things as you age?

02:55:59.180 Yes.

02:55:59.860 Do these things tend to make you more or less attractive?

02:56:11.080 Less.

02:56:11.640 But those are not the only points in being attractive.

02:56:17.440 But non-people get that things.

02:56:24.980 Q, can you take over for me for a second?

02:56:29.080 Yeah.

02:56:29.640 What did you say?

02:56:31.440 I said those are not the only points in being attractive.

02:56:34.380 It's primarily that, though.

02:56:37.560 So, does it?

02:56:38.640 You said less attractive, right?

02:56:41.680 Sorry, what?

02:56:42.440 Did you say less attractive?

02:56:43.680 Yes, what's the point?

02:56:44.620 Okay, so let's go around.

02:56:46.000 What's your answer?

02:56:47.520 Do the things that Brian mentioned make you less attractive or more attractive?

02:56:51.800 They potentially can make somebody less attractive.

02:56:53.820 Potentially less.

02:56:57.620 Nah, I'm lost.

02:56:59.340 Sorry.

02:56:59.680 Would you like a compass?

02:57:01.540 Yeah.

02:57:02.240 Forget it.

02:57:03.040 Forget it.

02:57:03.180 Everything that he mentioned, the sun spots, the saggy breasts, the wrinkles, those things,

02:57:07.800 do they make you less attractive or more attractive if you acquire those as you age?

02:57:11.720 Depends of the person, I think.

02:57:14.000 You can get more attractive, I think.

02:57:16.460 This is my opinion.

02:57:19.380 Every person is different.

02:57:21.760 Okay, well, I'm going to go back.

02:57:23.300 Are we still going around?

02:57:24.380 Oh, my bad.

02:57:25.160 More or less attractive.

02:57:27.260 Less.

02:57:27.840 Less.

02:57:28.660 Less.

02:57:29.120 I go to sleep with wrinkle patches every night.

02:57:31.560 Why would she feel the need to do that? 0.87

02:57:34.940 Why is there anti-aging creams and stuff?

02:57:37.200 Just to speak to it.

02:57:38.200 And just anti-aging creams, wrinkle serums, all of those things, if women could be as attractive 0.99

02:57:42.860 if those things were attractive.

02:57:43.940 Yes, but this is why we have all of this, because we want to look more attractive when

02:57:50.180 we are getting older.

02:57:51.320 This is why we are taking care of us.

02:57:53.620 And, I mean, yeah.

02:57:55.240 To look younger.

02:57:55.780 I already said, this is how aging works, but, like, with all the things that you have.

02:58:02.660 I think our generation, it's slowed down a lot.

02:58:05.080 We don't age as quickly as, like, our parents' ages.

02:58:07.080 Because we've kind of put a stop to it with science.

02:58:10.120 Okay.

02:58:10.800 What about you more or less then?

02:58:12.540 Do I what?

02:58:13.440 More or less attractive with the wrinkles, sunspots.

02:58:15.980 I think they make you less attractive.

02:58:17.080 Less attractive?

02:58:17.720 Yeah.

02:58:17.960 Okay.

02:58:18.960 Okay.

02:58:21.060 Hmm.

02:58:22.100 But we have science to stop them.

02:58:24.380 You know?

02:58:25.000 Well, yeah.

02:58:25.480 That's fine.

02:58:27.000 Do you guys prefer men with a full head of hair or men who are balding?

02:58:31.960 Depends.

02:58:33.940 Depends.

02:58:34.400 Full head of hair.

02:58:34.780 It depends if he got money for you.

02:58:35.820 Okay.

02:58:35.860 How about going around the table?

02:58:36.700 No, yeah.

02:58:37.140 I like.

02:58:37.540 I like bald, too.

02:58:38.580 Yeah.

02:58:39.420 I like bald, too.

02:58:40.160 Sure.

02:58:40.380 You can still be attracted to a guy who's balding.

02:58:42.920 And for me, it's more attractive one guy have 50 years old than my age.

02:58:50.100 100%.

02:58:50.860 I'm not go out with guys, like, young guys.

02:58:54.800 More than 40.

02:58:56.420 100%.

02:58:56.900 I don't.

02:58:58.140 Gold digger?

02:59:00.660 Gold digger?

02:59:01.700 Money?

02:59:02.100 Resources?

02:59:02.760 Older men? 0.56

02:59:03.240 No, no.

02:59:03.720 No, it's all about money.

02:59:05.760 It's all about money?

02:59:07.080 No, it's all about money.

02:59:09.480 It's not all about money.

02:59:10.720 It's not, aha.

02:59:11.420 Okay.

02:59:11.660 But, yeah.

02:59:14.560 Here, let's go to Twitch really quick, then I'll get into the next notes.

02:59:18.500 Guys, go to Twitch.tv slash whatever.

02:59:20.860 Drop us a follow in the Prime sub.

02:59:23.160 And there's Twitch again with the two gifted subs.

02:59:26.640 Really appreciate it.

02:59:27.260 Thank you, Twitch, nameless intern.

02:59:29.160 What's Twitch up to right now?

02:59:32.280 Twitch itself in the gifted sub category for the 200th episode.

02:59:37.300 Do you know what the total is?

02:59:38.920 Maybe, like, I think it's between 20 and 30.

02:59:42.860 Yeah.

02:59:43.660 I think total.

02:59:44.760 25.

02:59:45.540 Maybe 25 to 30.

02:59:46.680 Yeah.

02:59:47.100 Pull it back up, though.

02:59:48.100 Guys, twitch.tv slash whatever.

02:59:49.420 Guys, check.

02:59:50.220 Guys, episode 200.

02:59:51.780 Show us some love, guys.

02:59:52.740 Check if you have a Prime sub available.

02:59:54.500 Episode 200.

02:59:55.560 Show us a little love in the chat.

02:59:58.040 If you have Amazon Prime, you can link it to your Twitch.

03:00:00.520 It's a quick, free, easy way to support the show every single month.

03:00:03.000 And also, if you can mods, maybe spam in the YouTube chat.

03:00:05.520 That way, we can.

03:00:06.040 Guys, we're trying to hit 10 or not, excuse me, not 10K, 100K followers on Twitch before

03:00:11.720 the end of the year.

03:00:13.060 So, if you guys can, just drop us a follow.

03:00:14.600 Check if you can drop a follow.

03:00:15.740 If you have a Prime sub available, drop us a Prime.

03:00:17.740 Yo, bud. 0.75

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03:00:22.720 Thank you.

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03:00:23.700 Thank you for the gifted 20 memberships.

03:00:24.940 Appreciate it.

03:00:25.440 And then also, if we can pull up the Discord, discord.gg slash whatever, if you guys can

03:00:31.660 drop us a little join on the Discord.

03:00:37.000 We post all kinds of cool stuff.

03:00:38.420 We post the BTS, a bunch of crazy things behind the scenes, hate mail, a lot of cool stuff.

03:00:44.360 It's got a really good community over there.

03:00:47.180 And yeah, appreciate you guys.

03:00:48.640 Dylan Joe, Andrew Bride, Jake, last week I made a comment about building, oh, my bad,

03:00:53.400 missed it.

03:00:53.860 Here, I'll read this. 0.98

03:00:55.820 Euro Trash is lying. 0.96

03:00:57.040 She knows that men judge based on appearance. 0.94

03:00:58.880 That is why she is wearing the dress she is. 0.77

03:01:01.000 Not only is her travel experience not good, a woman who travels is a big red flag avoid, 1.00

03:01:07.520 says Lol Paladins. 1.00

03:01:09.560 What the fuck? 0.98

03:01:10.380 Dylan Joe, Andrew Bride, Jake, last week, let me, sorry, get that pulled up. 0.99

03:01:16.980 Red flag.

03:01:17.580 He made a comment about building a cabin in the woods.

03:01:20.240 I realize now how bad that sounds.

03:01:22.540 Studying your debates inspire me to become a better man, not to sound like a softy no

03:01:29.320 blow mo. 0.99

03:01:31.260 Okay.

03:01:31.640 Thank you, Dylan Joe.

03:01:32.420 Appreciate it.

03:01:32.900 Thank you so much for the message, man.

03:01:35.040 Yeah, I appreciate it, and thanks for the kind words.

03:01:38.720 So, let's see, what was the other thing we had?

03:01:41.500 There were some other things we had to pull up.

03:01:44.840 What was the other stuff we had?

03:01:46.380 There was, like, some meme.

03:01:47.500 Can you pull that up really quick, and then we'll get into the, finish up the pre-show

03:01:50.540 notes.

03:01:52.500 I'm trying, it was, like.

03:01:53.680 The fall wish list?

03:01:55.300 The what?

03:01:56.000 The fall wish list.

03:01:57.900 No, next one, I think.

03:01:59.800 That's just a pre-shirt.

03:02:00.880 Some girls. 1.00

03:02:01.500 Two girls.

03:02:03.100 Oh, yeah.

03:02:03.660 Oh, yeah.

03:02:05.400 Let's pull that up really quick.

03:02:06.560 I just thought this was funny.

03:02:08.400 Yo, guys.

03:02:08.820 Thank you for all the subs on Twitch.

03:02:09.900 Spike. 0.95

03:02:10.220 Really appreciate it.

03:02:11.220 Okay, so you have girl's motivation. 0.96

03:02:13.220 Girl, you're so pretty.

03:02:14.620 You're the best.

03:02:16.080 Men's motivation. 0.99

03:02:17.060 You're fat. 1.00

03:02:17.560 You're lazy. 1.00

03:02:18.040 No one likes you. 1.00

03:02:18.740 You're weak. 0.99

03:02:19.240 You'll never make it. 0.99

03:02:20.000 You have no discipline.

03:02:21.060 That's why she left you. 0.98

03:02:24.280 Your thoughts on that, Q?

03:02:25.960 That's accurate.

03:02:27.240 That's accurate.

03:02:28.780 That must make me a man.

03:02:30.640 Yo, Twitch gifted the other two subs, by the way.

03:02:32.580 Thank you, Twitch.

03:02:33.660 Chmorphin donated $200.

03:02:35.820 Thank you, bro.

03:02:36.380 Thank you.

03:02:36.740 For the record, my last comment was not towards one person.

03:02:41.360 All women as they age should find a good plastic surgeon to maintain her desired loom. 1.00

03:02:46.400 Or perhaps intense cryotherapy or gym memberships.

03:02:50.500 All women as they age should find a good plastic surgeon? 1.00

03:02:52.760 No.

03:02:53.760 I'm against plastic surgery.

03:02:56.340 Don't find a good plastic surgeon.

03:02:57.980 Don't do it.

03:02:58.420 Just don't do it.

03:03:00.200 Don't do it.

03:03:01.640 Yeah.

03:03:02.160 No offense to the women here who have plastic surgery. 1.00

03:03:05.520 Oh, you should read this, Q.

03:03:06.620 You should do it.

03:03:07.360 Q, can you read this? 0.97

03:03:08.280 I can prove to everyone watching this stream that God is black. 0.93

03:03:13.640 Everyone calls him father, but no one has ever seen him. 0.98

03:03:18.000 That's not why he's black. 0.99

03:03:20.700 Yikes. 0.98

03:03:21.420 Okay.

03:03:22.680 Thank you, I guess.

03:03:23.600 You had something?

03:03:25.420 What do you got?

03:03:26.460 No.

03:03:27.280 Is it about plastic surgery or something?

03:03:29.740 Sorry?

03:03:30.740 What?

03:03:31.240 I don't know.

03:03:31.700 You said something.

03:03:32.740 Okay, you should do it.

03:03:34.560 I recommend it.

03:03:36.720 Or.

03:03:39.280 I should get some.

03:03:42.340 Yeah.

03:03:45.280 What's that?

03:03:46.400 I said Chile.

03:03:48.080 What?

03:03:48.740 Like Chile.

03:03:49.540 Like, oh, wow.

03:03:51.860 After you did the little voice thing.

03:03:53.460 It's just a little, I don't know, thing that I say after I witness something dramatic.

03:04:01.260 I need, like, a cool story, bro. 0.99

03:04:03.400 Fucking sound effects. 0.99

03:04:03.960 You asked, so I told you. 1.00

03:04:06.580 All right, going to you.

03:04:07.920 You said, you make it clear to the men that they are part of your harem, not me of theirs.

03:04:14.200 Don't expect them to blank. 0.83

03:04:17.940 They can talk when they want sex. 0.96

03:04:19.920 I do that when I feel like it. 0.60

03:04:21.380 And if they try to do that, I ask for something in return.

03:04:25.460 Ah, yeah.

03:04:26.200 That I explained before.

03:04:29.260 The harem?

03:04:30.140 Yeah.

03:04:30.760 You start with the H. 0.73

03:04:34.460 Because I explain that.

03:04:37.680 And I say, I offer.

03:04:39.980 ¿Cómo se dice?

03:04:40.960 Lo merezco.

03:04:42.040 I offer. 1.00

03:04:42.780 Wait, that's fucking Italian. 1.00

03:04:44.880 No. 1.00

03:04:45.500 Soy mexicana.

03:04:46.860 ¿Cómo se dice?

03:04:47.960 No, ¿cómo se dice?

03:04:48.980 She's de Spanish. 0.99

03:04:49.540 Oh, my bad. 1.00

03:04:50.020 Yeah, I don't know fucking Spanish. 0.99

03:04:51.360 Okay. 0.99

03:04:51.780 That's bad.

03:04:52.320 So, I explained that before.

03:04:55.980 About that?

03:04:56.540 You didn't talk about the harem?

03:04:57.480 Yeah.

03:04:57.760 Did you talk about the harem?

03:04:58.960 Yeah.

03:04:59.660 I explained that I offer things.

03:05:03.660 And you say, oh, you think you can get these things and you get old and la, la, la, la, la.

03:05:13.280 So, the asking for something in return, we talked about that.

03:05:16.340 Yeah, like some commit, you know?

03:05:20.300 Oh, sorry.

03:05:22.000 Some commit, you know, like.

03:05:24.900 Okay, but I'm asking about the part.

03:05:26.760 Do a lot of work.

03:05:27.580 That's fine.

03:05:28.040 But I'm asking about the part where you say, I make it clear to them that they are part of my harem, not me of theirs.

03:05:39.180 Sorry, I don't understand.

03:05:42.780 But I explained that before.

03:05:44.800 I make it clear to them that they are part of my harem, not me of theirs. 0.99

03:05:54.600 Okay.

03:05:55.580 In Mexico, maybe.

03:05:57.340 Okay, I use the translator.

03:05:58.860 That's why.

03:06:00.340 That's why.

03:06:01.220 I, yeah.

03:06:02.560 Okay, I always be clear with the guys that this is the things I want in the beginning.

03:06:12.020 I be very clear with the guys in the beginning, the things I want for, have a relationship.

03:06:21.240 I don't like just date one play or just have sex. 0.97

03:06:24.900 Yeah, but harem. 1.00

03:06:25.380 But maybe even if it's the first date, I tell them.

03:06:30.400 Yeah, but harem has to do with like. 1.00

03:06:32.480 No, maybe, maybe, maybe the translator.

03:06:35.240 Do you date multiple men?

03:06:38.780 Huh?

03:06:39.920 Do you date multiple men?

03:06:43.020 I used to do it.

03:06:44.500 Now, just, I'm single, so I can, I can date a lot of men in the same time.

03:06:51.500 So you date a lot of men at the same time?

03:06:53.800 Now, yeah, now, but in the past, more.

03:06:57.700 Okay, so how many currently are you?

03:06:59.600 In the, in the moment?

03:07:00.740 Sure.

03:07:01.560 Now?

03:07:04.100 Three.

03:07:04.620 Three.

03:07:05.480 You're.

03:07:06.080 But I used to go dating with five guys in the same.

03:07:10.560 Not have sex with all the guys.

03:07:13.540 Only three of them? 0.97

03:07:16.280 Now, yes. 0.99

03:07:17.760 You're having sex with three men? 0.99

03:07:19.620 No, now, no. 0.99

03:07:20.960 Just with one.

03:07:22.600 Okay.

03:07:22.900 But in the past, how, what was the biggest that your harem or roster was?

03:07:30.300 Mm-hmm.

03:07:30.740 Was it more than five or three?

03:07:32.360 Five.

03:07:32.740 Five.

03:07:33.080 It was the most.

03:07:33.640 In the same.

03:07:34.240 Ever. 0.95

03:07:34.920 But not have sex with all these guys. 0.80

03:07:38.320 Just maybe two.

03:07:39.600 What's the most amount of men that you've been sleeping with at the same time? 0.98

03:07:42.420 What, again?

03:07:48.080 He's asking about something, he's asking about something methodological.

03:07:51.840 He's asking about the method you come up with to determine, you know, the variance here.

03:07:57.500 So how many men are you sleeping with at the same time? 0.99

03:08:01.820 At the same time?

03:08:03.260 Two.

03:08:04.420 Currently?

03:08:05.020 Two.

03:08:05.380 Yeah.

03:08:05.740 Right now.

03:08:06.200 I know.

03:08:07.320 In my life.

03:08:09.360 You ask me for now, be specific.

03:08:15.460 Be clear with me because.

03:08:16.460 Yes, I'm asking now.

03:08:17.480 Now, with one.

03:08:19.220 But I'm dating three guys.

03:08:20.820 You're dating three men.

03:08:21.760 Yes. 1.00

03:08:22.400 And I just have sex with one. 0.99

03:08:26.740 And what do the other two guys do? 1.00

03:08:28.460 Buy stuff for you?

03:08:29.260 I need no more or maybe I'm, you know, I need, I have my list of things I like in the guys.

03:08:39.040 And it's like, need, need, need, they need to do competition. 0.99

03:08:45.100 So if they're a part of your, so if they're a part of your harem, are they allowed to go fuck other women? 1.00

03:08:51.760 If, I don't know. 1.00

03:08:53.240 I can say, no, do it.

03:08:55.220 I can control the other person.

03:08:58.080 Well, then that's just polyamory.

03:09:02.280 I don't know.

03:09:03.480 I don't, I don't, I don't put names on the, on the things.

03:09:06.640 That's what it's called. 1.00

03:09:07.500 If they can fuck other women, then they're not a part of your harem. 1.00

03:09:09.940 Yeah. 1.00

03:09:10.340 Called like that.

03:09:11.140 If I'm single, I don't have boyfriend now.

03:09:13.260 So I dating with three guys. 0.98

03:09:14.980 And now I just have sex with one. 0.99

03:09:17.680 But maybe tomorrow I decide to have sex with the three. 0.99

03:09:20.360 What is the problem? 0.99

03:09:21.700 I can do that.

03:09:23.080 Well, nobody says you couldn't.

03:09:24.240 We just trying to figure out what this harem is and what the rules of these men are. 0.97

03:09:27.160 Oh, maybe the translator.

03:09:28.800 I don't know.

03:09:31.640 Maybe the translator.

03:09:33.240 Oh, yeah.

03:09:34.280 It's explain the things I, I said.

03:09:38.260 Oh.

03:09:39.000 Okay.

03:09:39.520 All right.

03:09:40.200 Um.

03:09:42.820 Well, maybe I'll ask the table this.

03:09:44.900 Uh.

03:09:46.220 Ever had a roster?

03:09:48.460 No.

03:09:49.880 Okay.

03:09:50.620 Um.

03:09:51.000 Don't know what it is.

03:09:52.600 You've never dated more than one guy at the same time?

03:09:55.360 No.

03:09:55.700 That's too much energy, too much work.

03:09:57.440 Mm-hmm.

03:09:58.240 Uh.

03:09:58.740 Roster.

03:09:59.240 Yeah.

03:09:59.440 I got it.

03:10:00.000 I got it.

03:10:00.400 Yeah.

03:10:00.840 Um.

03:10:02.000 I wouldn't say no.

03:10:03.240 I don't.

03:10:03.940 Like.

03:10:04.860 Maybe it happened that I was, like, finishing dating someone and started something new,

03:10:10.800 but no.

03:10:11.340 Mm-hmm.

03:10:11.680 Nothing bad.

03:10:13.160 Okay.

03:10:13.520 So, have you ever been hooking up with, uh, more than one guy at the same time?

03:10:19.300 I mean, hooking up means I slept with someone one time, so what does it mean, like, more

03:10:26.400 at the same time?

03:10:27.380 It's possible that I met someone and then, like, met someone else next week when I didn't

03:10:33.340 date the other guy.

03:10:34.620 In a 24-hour period, have you ever had sex with two men?

03:10:39.080 No, I don't think so.

03:10:40.160 72-hour period.

03:10:41.300 Not that I remember.

03:10:42.720 Okay.

03:10:43.240 All right.

03:10:43.940 I don't remember.

03:10:45.380 Huh?

03:10:45.620 I don't remember, too.

03:10:47.980 You already answered.

03:10:49.300 The 24-hours.

03:10:52.800 Yeah.

03:10:53.460 Okay.

03:10:54.000 Um.

03:10:54.760 Ever had a roster?

03:10:55.900 No.

03:10:56.660 Dating multiple guys at the same time?

03:10:58.940 Two guys?

03:10:59.420 Okay.

03:10:59.680 What about you?

03:11:00.260 No.

03:11:01.160 Never?

03:11:01.900 Like, college, maybe?

03:11:03.480 Like, young.

03:11:03.960 Oh, okay.

03:11:04.360 So, you did.

03:11:05.100 Okay.

03:11:05.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:11:05.960 All right.

03:11:06.220 Well, like, their age.

03:11:07.260 Roster?

03:11:08.060 Roster?

03:11:08.880 Never dated two guys at the same time?

03:11:10.520 No.

03:11:11.820 Okay.

03:11:12.620 All right.

03:11:14.380 Uh, let's see.

03:11:15.340 Getting into the rest of the notes here, we got Juliette from Germany. 0.96

03:11:18.340 Yes.

03:11:18.700 Um, do you know that marching song, Erica?

03:11:21.800 No.

03:11:22.560 Okay.

03:11:23.180 Just curious.

03:11:24.160 Um, do you, uh, do you sleep with other men who are not your husband?

03:11:28.440 Right now?

03:11:29.440 Yes.

03:11:30.420 Oh, we should have gotten to that way earlier.

03:11:32.560 Hold on.

03:11:33.400 What?

03:11:33.840 Um, this is new.

03:11:37.440 Yeah.

03:11:39.140 So, is it for your OnlyFans that you sleep with them?

03:11:42.520 Yes.

03:11:44.760 How, how, you've been married for, wait.

03:11:47.160 Five months.

03:11:48.120 Five months.

03:11:49.000 Mm-hmm.

03:11:49.260 Um, so it's not, it's not monogamous.

03:11:52.080 It is. 1.00

03:11:53.280 But you fuck other men. 1.00

03:11:54.220 I don't fuck around. 1.00

03:11:55.840 I'm not, like, allowed to fuck around, and he isn't either. 0.99

03:11:59.360 But he respects that. 0.98

03:12:01.920 My job is to be a content creator, to be, like, to create content and this kind of stuff.

03:12:11.340 And he accepts me sleeping in front of a camera with professional content creators.

03:12:18.940 Excuse me? 1.00

03:12:21.460 So he's a cock. 0.99

03:12:22.840 What? 1.00

03:12:23.400 He's a cock. 1.00

03:12:24.260 What is a cock? 1.00

03:12:24.960 A cock. 1.00

03:12:25.760 A cuckold. 1.00

03:12:26.680 No. 1.00

03:12:27.440 He's a cock. 0.99

03:12:28.420 What does it mean? 1.00

03:12:28.900 She the born. 1.00

03:12:29.720 He's a cock. 0.99

03:12:30.360 No. 1.00

03:12:30.740 No, he's a cock. 0.99

03:12:31.320 Doesn't that imply that he would be watching, too? 0.99

03:12:33.780 Not necessarily.

03:12:36.380 Um.

03:12:38.920 He lets you sleep with other men.

03:12:40.480 In front of a camera for a video that I can sell.

03:12:44.020 Wait.

03:12:44.480 And we get money from it.

03:12:46.040 And, but, you just do OnlyFans, right?

03:12:48.000 You're not involved in, like, the traditional American porn industry, right?

03:12:51.540 No, I'm not.

03:12:52.040 What about the traditional porn industry in Germany?

03:12:54.680 No, never.

03:12:55.460 Where do you live again?

03:12:56.260 Germany, yes.

03:12:56.880 Germany, yeah.

03:12:57.520 They have a traditional porn industry, too.

03:12:59.300 I'm sure they have.

03:13:00.300 Yeah, but you're not involved in that.

03:13:01.480 No.

03:13:01.860 So you will do collaborations on your OnlyFans.

03:13:05.180 Yes. 1.00

03:13:05.480 And you'll fuck men. 1.00

03:13:07.060 Why don't you just fuck your husband? 1.00

03:13:08.300 I do. 1.00

03:13:09.040 On camera.

03:13:09.700 Yeah. 1.00

03:13:10.060 But he lets you fuck other men. 1.00

03:13:11.440 It depends. 1.00

03:13:12.200 Yeah, I mean, they...

03:13:13.520 Well, it's like, wait, so it's like a maelstrom of cuckoldry?

03:13:16.960 It's like, just...

03:13:18.800 What?

03:13:20.220 Wait, so you...

03:13:22.000 How many other men...

03:13:24.900 Wait, question.

03:13:25.700 Yeah.

03:13:25.960 You started your OnlyFans before you met your husband?

03:13:28.680 Yeah.

03:13:29.240 Right?

03:13:29.780 Yeah.

03:13:30.180 Okay.

03:13:30.820 Right before.

03:13:31.940 All right.

03:13:32.620 And, but had you done scenes with men prior to meeting your husband on OnlyFans?

03:13:39.440 Sorry.

03:13:40.240 Yeah, so...

03:13:41.380 Okay, so...

03:13:42.360 You met your husband...

03:13:43.320 Yeah.

03:13:43.700 What, three years ago?

03:13:44.600 Yeah.

03:13:44.820 And you started your OnlyFans a little before...

03:13:47.280 Yeah.

03:13:47.900 Had...

03:13:48.260 Before meeting your husband, had you done...

03:13:50.620 No. 0.92

03:13:51.480 Porn with other men?

03:13:52.600 No.

03:13:53.500 Okay.

03:13:54.060 So you met your husband?

03:13:55.040 Yes.

03:13:55.540 How soon into dating your husband, or, well, dating your boyfriend at the time, were you

03:14:00.940 doing scenes on OnlyFans with other men?

03:14:03.640 I haven't.

03:14:04.360 So I, I got, I made OnlyFans, I met my husband, and then, like, I think a year later, my husband

03:14:14.280 and I decided, I asked my husband to shoot content with me, to make a video with me, because

03:14:22.880 I, like, heard from friends that I can sell the video as well, I had fans who were asking

03:14:29.180 for BG stuff, for BG videos.

03:14:31.900 So, my husband agreed to that, and we shooted content together, like, I know, 10 videos at

03:14:39.720 this time, and, um, now, I think, um, I started doing collaborations with other persons, I don't

03:14:55.560 want to lie, it's in, like, six months ago, maybe, I, like, we talked about it. 0.72

03:15:01.480 We had a, um, conversation about it, and he's not okay with me fucking around, like, just 0.99

03:15:07.720 meet someone and, and have sex with them. 0.99

03:15:09.820 Right, he's saying it's for work. 0.99

03:15:11.380 It's only for work, and it's, we have, who, who brought up that conversation, him or you?

03:15:16.120 Um, nobody, like, not he and not I, we just saw, we, so, we just saw that I sell my BG

03:15:27.920 stuff better than, like, my Gigi stuff, or all my, my solo videos.

03:15:32.920 So, um, I, I decided to do Gigi content, and, um, like, yeah, like, I, I decided to do Gigi

03:15:42.440 content, and I did sell it well, like, my solo videos, but I sold my BG videos better, but

03:15:50.320 from the Gigi stuff, I got more, like, like, follower that maybe not, um, like, paid fans

03:15:58.500 who didn't, um, pay for the videos, but I got more follower from the Gigi stuff, so we

03:16:04.980 just talked about what other options do I have with my job, with my career, and we just

03:16:11.140 decided, hey, maybe it's a good step to do some collaborations. 0.99

03:16:15.320 Okay, it was not, I don't think it was a we, it was you wanting to fuck other men, I'll 0.99

03:16:21.080 grant that it's for your work, and for on camera, most men are not gonna, like, insert, 0.99

03:16:27.640 yeah, I, I kind of want you to fuck other men on camera, I mean, that's not men, that's 1.00

03:16:33.520 not the man, unless he's a cuck, which he kind of is. 1.00

03:16:36.980 You haven't explained to me what a cuck is, I asked you for, like, the same time. 0.89

03:16:40.300 I'll find the definition, just so we're 100% on the, uh, same page. 0.99

03:16:44.140 Typically, though, it's a man who derives pleasure or wants his woman to fuck another 0.99

03:16:49.340 man. 1.00

03:16:50.280 No, it's not that. 0.99

03:16:51.640 I, I mean, I don't even have the pleasure to fuck other guys. 0.98

03:16:57.600 It's, like, it's my job, it's a collaboration. 0.99

03:17:02.260 The guys...

03:17:02.540 It wasn't, it wasn't your job, though.

03:17:04.460 But maybe the husband, like, I mean, it's his watch.

03:17:08.140 It's watch, no, he, she, I mean, it's his money, too, if we see an opportunity to get

03:17:15.200 my career, like, better. 0.99

03:17:17.780 You could not pay me enough money to let another man fuck a girl I'm seeing. 1.00

03:17:23.220 Certainly my, to fuck my wife? 1.00

03:17:25.860 Yeah, I'm not married to you, I don't, I haven't asked you for that. 1.00

03:17:29.100 Right, but, like, most men are gonna have a serious issue letting their girlfriend or 0.98

03:17:34.460 wife fuck another man, even if it's for money. 1.00

03:17:37.280 My husband doesn't have a problem with that. 1.00

03:17:39.320 Yeah, so he's a cuck. 0.93

03:17:41.200 Yeah, it's kind of cool. 0.94

03:17:41.880 He doesn't, he doesn't enjoy it.

03:17:43.300 You said he should...

03:17:44.400 He doesn't enjoy it?

03:17:45.200 He gets paid money, right?

03:17:47.520 And not...

03:17:48.920 But what does it mean with enjoying the stuff?

03:17:51.940 Does he, he has no problems with it whatsoever.

03:17:55.240 Sorry?

03:17:55.880 He has no problems with it whatsoever.

03:17:58.900 Whatsoever?

03:17:59.660 Okay.

03:18:00.100 Yeah, he doesn't, he doesn't have no issue with it.

03:18:02.200 Uh-huh.

03:18:02.480 He doesn't care.

03:18:04.120 He doesn't care, yeah, but he doesn't enjoy it.

03:18:06.800 If he was to say, if for some reason he woke up tomorrow and...

03:18:10.620 No, go ahead.

03:18:11.940 Oh, okay.

03:18:12.640 If for some reason he woke up tomorrow and he decided he wanted you to stop.

03:18:17.520 Yeah, I would stop.

03:18:18.400 You would stop?

03:18:18.900 I would stop, definitely.

03:18:20.520 One thousand percent immediately.

03:18:22.840 So why do it if you would stop if he was uncomfortable with it?

03:18:26.680 Because he isn't.

03:18:28.100 He is not uncomfortable with it.

03:18:29.860 So you do want to, so you want to do it.

03:18:32.060 Exactly.

03:18:32.460 So that's what Brian is saying.

03:18:33.560 I want to sell the videos.

03:18:36.260 I want to get the follower.

03:18:37.920 This is my job.

03:18:39.120 This is why.

03:18:39.600 Question though.

03:18:39.900 Okay.

03:18:40.220 But so somebody had to originate the conversation.

03:18:43.500 Was it you?

03:18:44.860 We both talked.

03:18:46.120 No, that's not, that's literally impossible.

03:18:48.480 It's literally impossible for a conversation to like mutually manifest itself like that.

03:18:54.540 Like somebody has to say the first words. 0.99

03:18:57.460 In this case, it would be, I want to fuck other men on camera for money. 1.00

03:19:01.960 Did he say that or did you? 1.00

03:19:04.160 Nobody said exactly that.

03:19:06.220 I started doing content with him years ago.

03:19:11.180 Yes.

03:19:11.480 And it was like a long process when we both like saw, okay, we can sell this video.

03:19:19.300 It was a process when I started to doing Gigi stuff.

03:19:23.020 It was just a process. 0.99

03:19:25.420 Nobody's, I didn't say, hey, I want to fuck all the guys on camera. 0.99

03:19:28.520 And he didn't say. 0.99

03:19:29.160 Yeah, yeah.

03:19:29.580 No, we understand.

03:19:30.980 Listen, I understand.

03:19:31.980 And Brian understands it was a process.

03:19:33.820 The road to the cuckoldry was quite the process.

03:19:38.100 I get that.

03:19:38.460 It's a journey.

03:19:38.780 I understand that, but what Brian's asking specifically is the very first time you were

03:19:45.240 going to hump a dude on camera for money, who approached who with that idea?

03:19:51.560 Nobody.

03:19:52.540 Oh, it was organic.

03:19:53.480 Oh my God.

03:19:54.340 We didn't have.

03:19:55.080 So the two of you together at the exact same time looked at each other and went, you should 1.00

03:19:59.200 fuck it. 1.00

03:19:59.640 You and I should fuck a guy both at the same time. 1.00

03:20:02.280 Like it was a sitcom. 1.00

03:20:03.560 It was a literal sitcom.

03:20:04.760 And you both just looked at each other with this eureka moment was like, you got to go 1.00

03:20:08.980 fuck a guy. 1.00

03:20:09.720 That's how it got. 1.00

03:20:10.540 Like, really?

03:20:12.340 We didn't have one conversation that I would remember.

03:20:18.020 Yeah.

03:20:18.300 So the very first conversation was which one of you approaching the other one with the

03:20:22.640 idea first?

03:20:23.640 Okay, so the first time, so I, um, I was the one who wanted to do Gigi content and this

03:20:33.820 was the first time when I, I asked him if he would be okay with, with like me, like.

03:20:41.680 Hop at a dude. 0.83

03:20:42.500 So when it was like the, the point of Gigi content, we talked about it, that it's like,

03:20:51.280 it doesn't care him if it's my job.

03:20:54.720 So this was a start and then we just like, right.

03:20:57.760 So it was your idea.

03:20:59.220 Wait.

03:20:59.800 So you said a conversation did occur though.

03:21:03.720 You guys had a conversation about it.

03:21:05.740 Like there was a conversation.

03:21:08.000 There was one conversation about shooting with other people because I'm a mean girl at this

03:21:14.380 time.

03:21:15.380 And then it was like at this time when he said, I don't care, like, I don't care if you have

03:21:21.700 sex with other people in front of a camera, if this person are professional, if they have

03:21:27.800 like, it's like not just someone who doesn't bring me any follower or something, if it's

03:21:33.360 like professional and then it just went where it is now.

03:21:38.000 Um, I mean, I, I would lie if I would say, Hey, there was a conversation and I asked him

03:21:49.500 or he asked me, this just didn't happen.

03:21:52.340 Well, hold on, but it doesn't just kind of fall into place.

03:21:56.580 Like you have to find the guy who you're going to collaborate with.

03:21:59.640 You have to agree on, here's the terms of the collaboration.

03:22:03.620 If there's a financial component to it.

03:22:05.480 Uh, okay.

03:22:06.480 Here are the ground rules for the sexual encounter.

03:22:09.480 Uh, okay.

03:22:10.480 You're going to have to come over, like all these things have to be discussed and negotiated.

03:22:14.980 So, did you clear, like, did you talk to your husband about that?

03:22:20.980 Yeah. 1.00

03:22:21.480 Did the guy fuck you in your house? 1.00

03:22:24.480 No, no, no. 1.00

03:22:25.480 I don't live here.

03:22:26.480 I do only collaborations here in Los Angeles, in Los Angeles.

03:22:29.820 So, no, no.

03:22:31.480 Is he like hanging out, watching?

03:22:33.480 No.

03:22:34.480 My husband is at home.

03:22:35.480 In Germany?

03:22:36.480 No, in the, at the Bay area.

03:22:38.480 And then the near, so I live with my husband in the near of San Francisco, but.

03:22:45.480 I want to go home.

03:22:46.480 I want to go home.

03:22:47.480 Most of the color, like, um, professional content creator are in Los Angeles.

03:22:52.480 Sure, sure.

03:22:53.480 So, this is why I'm going home.

03:22:55.480 Um, does your dad, um, your father, does he have a good relationship with your husband?

03:23:00.480 No.

03:23:01.480 No.

03:23:02.480 My husband doesn't know my dad.

03:23:04.480 I don't have a relationship to my dad.

03:23:06.480 Oh, okay.

03:23:07.480 Uh, your mom, does he have a good, does she have a good relationship?

03:23:10.480 Yeah.

03:23:11.480 Very good.

03:23:12.480 So, when your mom calls your, your husband, right, like, maybe you're not answering your

03:23:15.480 phone, and she's like, I'm just wondering where she is.

03:23:17.480 And he goes, well, she's at work right now.

03:23:20.480 Right?

03:23:21.480 Yeah.

03:23:22.480 Does your mom know what that means?

03:23:25.480 Um, kind of, I don't know.

03:23:32.480 No.

03:23:33.480 No?

03:23:34.480 No.

03:23:35.480 Okay.

03:23:36.480 Oh, boy.

03:23:37.480 Um, so, okay, your husband is fine with you.

03:23:42.480 Um, how many scenes, like, how many different men have you shot with?

03:23:46.480 Um, four.

03:23:49.480 Four.

03:23:50.480 Mm-hmm.

03:23:51.480 Okay.

03:23:52.480 So, while you've been married?

03:23:53.480 Five months.

03:23:54.480 Five months.

03:23:55.480 No.

03:23:56.480 Has this, the four has been within the past five months?

03:23:58.480 No.

03:23:59.480 Two have been in the past five months, and two before.

03:24:02.480 Before the marriage.

03:24:03.480 Mm-hmm.

03:24:04.480 Okay.

03:24:05.480 Um, and is, does he have a waiting period? 0.99

03:24:07.480 Like, oh, you just fucked a guy, we can't fuck for, like, 72 hours, or? 0.99

03:24:11.480 No. 0.99

03:24:12.480 I mean, I'm in LA, and he's home.

03:24:14.480 I, there's, like, no way I would see him on the same day. 0.96

03:24:18.480 Well, maybe not the same day, but, like, you fuck on a Friday, you go back on a Saturday, 1.00

03:24:23.480 like, does he, is he like, sorry, babe, I'm not gonna fuck you? 1.00

03:24:26.480 No. 0.99

03:24:27.480 He's excited to see me. 0.99

03:24:28.480 He fucks me in the first 10 minutes. 0.99

03:24:29.480 He what? 0.99

03:24:30.480 He?

03:24:31.480 He's excited to see me when I'm coming back from-

03:24:34.480 What? 0.99

03:24:35.480 You said he fucks you within the first 10 minutes? 0.99

03:24:37.480 Yeah. 0.99

03:24:38.480 I mean, I'm coming home.

03:24:39.480 While you're, you literally have another dude's-

03:24:41.480 When, like, after I came home, I just told you, he's home at the Bay Area.

03:24:46.480 Yeah.

03:24:47.480 What's the whole way that I see him on the same day?

03:24:51.480 Well, 24 hour period.

03:24:52.480 No, not the same day.

03:24:53.480 Not the same day.

03:24:54.480 It doesn't have to be the same day, but, like, 24 hours?

03:24:56.480 He doesn't care where I was before.

03:24:59.480 Okay, question. 0.50

03:25:00.480 Have you had sex with one of these men, for your thing, and then within a 24 hour period, 0.99

03:25:05.480 had sex with your husband? 0.99

03:25:06.480 No. 0.99

03:25:07.480 I haven't seen him.

03:25:08.480 72 hours?

03:25:09.480 72 hours.

03:25:10.480 Three days?

03:25:11.480 You leave L.A. on a Wednesday, you're-

03:25:14.480 Wait, hold on.

03:25:15.480 It's like a two hour flight, one hour flight to-

03:25:17.480 I drive six hours.

03:25:18.480 Oh, excuse me. 1.00

03:25:20.480 So, you fuck a guy- 1.00

03:25:21.480 Yeah, but that's still one day. 1.00

03:25:22.480 Yeah, you fuck a guy in the morning, you get home, you said within 10 minutes he wants 1.00

03:25:25.480 to fuck you. 1.00

03:25:26.480 This didn't happen before, but yeah, the next day, yes. 1.00

03:25:29.480 So, like, you fuck a guy, 3 p.m., and then you fuck your husband in the morning. 1.00

03:25:35.480 Yes. 1.00

03:25:36.480 So, within a 24 hour period.

03:25:37.480 Yeah, it happens.

03:25:38.480 Do you wear rubbers with the guys?

03:25:40.480 What is rubbers?

03:25:41.480 Condoms.

03:25:42.480 Condoms.

03:25:43.480 No, we are tested. 0.99

03:25:44.480 They- they ejaculating you? 0.95

03:25:46.480 Oh, no, I'm- I'm on birth control. 0.99

03:25:49.480 So-

03:25:50.480 But do they-

03:25:51.480 Do they blast inside?

03:25:52.480 Yeah.

03:25:53.480 Cream pie?

03:25:54.480 What?

03:25:55.480 They come inside?

03:25:56.480 Yes.

03:25:57.480 Happened.

03:25:58.480 Yeah, this happened.

03:25:59.480 I did two collaborations.

03:26:01.480 And you kiss your husband on the lips?

03:26:04.480 Yes.

03:26:05.480 Maybe he'll like it.

03:26:07.480 He doesn't care.

03:26:08.480 I mean-

03:26:09.480 I mean-

03:26:10.480 He's so excited for- for her to be home.

03:26:13.480 Yes.

03:26:14.480 He's secretly- 0.99

03:26:15.480 I think he's secretly gay. 1.00

03:26:16.480 He's like, yes, baby, bring home another man's come for me to- 0.98

03:26:19.480 I mean, I'm totally capable to brush my teeth.

03:26:23.480 Well, I mean, if he's blasting inside, it takes a couple days to clear- clear out.

03:26:27.480 At least five.

03:26:28.480 He doesn't care.

03:26:29.480 Nothing-

03:26:30.480 He doesn't care.

03:26:31.480 He likes it, bro.

03:26:32.480 Nothing about me- 0.75

03:26:33.480 Oh, this is so gross.

03:26:34.480 It's changed- 1.00

03:26:35.480 That's fucking disgusting! 0.99

03:26:37.480 Nothing about me has changed. 1.00

03:26:39.480 Except the amount of sperm from another man that's inside of you. 0.99

03:26:44.480 Sorry, was that vulgar? 0.99

03:26:46.480 I don't know.

03:26:47.480 It's a work.

03:26:48.480 Yeah, that's insane.

03:26:49.480 That's crazy.

03:26:50.480 I'm collecting souls.

03:26:51.480 It's fine.

03:26:52.480 Haha.

03:26:56.480 Orn is a work.

03:26:57.480 It's my work.

03:26:58.480 I mean, you can talk to all the creators and-

03:27:01.480 Oh, it's bad.

03:27:02.480 Yeah, it's-

03:27:03.480 They have new relationships and they-

03:27:05.480 And those guys-

03:27:06.480 Can work with it, can- 1.00

03:27:07.480 Are a little pathetic. 1.00

03:27:09.480 The men who are willing to put up with that. 0.99

03:27:10.480 I'm sorry.

03:27:11.480 And I-

03:27:12.480 Every person is a friend.

03:27:13.480 And even though y'all say-

03:27:14.480 We're not the same.

03:27:16.480 I asked very quickly.

03:27:18.480 Um, you would agree that BB, BB content, boy-boy content, that would be work, right? 0.80

03:27:28.480 If a boy had sex with another boy on camera, would that be work? 0.76

03:27:34.480 Your husband and other guy? 0.97

03:27:37.480 Yeah, I'm asking you, if a boy has sex with another boy, is that also work? 0.95

03:27:41.480 I like seeing- 0.74

03:27:42.480 Is it on camera?

03:27:43.480 Yes, it's on camera.

03:27:44.480 Are both of them- 0.99

03:27:46.480 Yeah, they're sex workers, yes. 1.00

03:27:47.480 Yeah, then, yeah, of course, it's work.

03:27:48.480 Yeah, then it's work. 1.00

03:27:49.480 So, if your husband went to his job and had sex with another man anally, would you have 1.00

03:27:57.480 sex with him within 24 hours? 0.99

03:27:59.480 So, my husband's job- 0.99

03:28:01.480 Hang on, hang on. 0.95

03:28:02.480 I'm not asking if he's gay. 0.78

03:28:03.480 I'm not asking if he would.

03:28:04.480 It's not hypothetical.

03:28:05.480 I'm not asking that. 0.71

03:28:06.480 I'm asking if he did, if he did, would you have sex with him within 24 hours?

03:28:12.480 It's not his job. 0.90

03:28:13.480 Wait.

03:28:14.480 No, no, no.

03:28:15.480 I know it's not his job.

03:28:16.480 No, it is his job because he's done content with you and he makes money from it. 1.00

03:28:19.480 Your husband is a sex worker. 0.98

03:28:21.480 He doesn't have- 0.99

03:28:22.480 Has he shot content with you?

03:28:24.480 Yeah. 1.00

03:28:25.480 He's a sex worker. 0.98

03:28:26.480 He doesn't have any, like, any, like, social media account or porn account or something. 0.98

03:28:33.480 Yeah, yeah, I know.

03:28:34.480 But back to my question. 0.98

03:28:35.480 If he did do it, if he did do that, would you have sex with him within 24 hours? 0.97

03:28:40.480 If he were a content creator, a professional content creator- 0.97

03:28:43.480 Yes, yes. 0.96

03:28:44.480 And would shoot with another guy. 0.99

03:28:46.480 No, a guy. 0.82

03:28:47.480 He did it with a guy.

03:28:48.480 Yeah, yeah, with another content creator.

03:28:50.480 And it's his job- 1.00

03:28:51.480 Would you have sex with him within 24 hours? 1.00

03:28:53.480 Yes, I would. 1.00

03:28:54.480 I would have sex with him immediately afterwards. 1.00

03:28:56.480 Why would I care? 1.00

03:28:57.480 Immediately.

03:28:58.480 What has changed about him? 0.97

03:29:01.480 I mean, I have sex with him after he was in the office. 0.68

03:29:06.480 What have changed about him just because he, like, walked? 0.94

03:29:11.480 He was- 1.00

03:29:12.480 He has a man's jizz up his ass. 1.00

03:29:14.480 That's what changed about him? 1.00

03:29:15.480 What are you talking about?

03:29:16.480 My husband is-

03:29:17.480 That's what changed?

03:29:18.480 Just like you.

03:29:19.480 You're literally carrying the DNA of another dude. 0.98

03:29:22.480 He just wiped it off inside of you.

03:29:24.480 That's what changed.

03:29:25.480 Pretty simple.

03:29:26.480 My husband is able to take a shower.

03:29:28.480 So, I don't see the point.

03:29:30.480 I don't see any problem.

03:29:31.480 That is a good point.

03:29:32.480 I mean, that is a good point.

03:29:33.480 I mean, as women, you can't really do that. 0.99

03:29:39.480 Take a shower.

03:29:40.480 Well, you can-

03:29:41.480 But I mean-

03:29:42.480 I mean, that don't wash out yet. 0.99

03:29:43.480 Like, you can clean a dick. 1.00

03:29:46.480 You can't wash out the pussy. 1.00

03:29:47.480 You can't really clean the pussy. 1.00

03:29:48.480 I mean, I guess you could douche, but it's not good to douche as a woman. 1.00

03:29:53.480 You go to the bathroom and the sperm is gone. 0.99

03:29:56.480 What?

03:29:57.480 I mean, residue?

03:29:59.480 What do you mean the sperm is gone?

03:30:01.480 Yeah, you talk about-

03:30:03.480 It's still in there.

03:30:04.480 It's still up in there.

03:30:05.480 It's still in there.

03:30:06.480 It travels.

03:30:07.480 Is your husband's name by chance Bevo?

03:30:10.480 What is it?

03:30:11.480 Bevo?

03:30:12.480 Yeah.

03:30:13.480 Bevo?

03:30:15.480 No?

03:30:16.480 Okay.

03:30:18.480 Wait, would you- if your husband came to you and was like, hey babe, I want to become

03:30:23.480 a OnlyFans creator. 1.00

03:30:25.480 I want to fuck other women. 1.00

03:30:26.480 I want to fuck men. 1.00

03:30:27.480 Whatever. 1.00

03:30:28.480 You'd be cool with it?

03:30:30.480 I mean, we would have an open conversation about it.

03:30:33.480 But yeah, I would be cool with it.

03:30:34.480 What do you mean?

03:30:35.480 It's his body, his choice.

03:30:36.480 I mean, it's- I got married to him and if I- as I said, if he would wake up and say,

03:30:43.480 hey babe, I'm not comfortable with your job anymore.

03:30:46.480 Can you please do like only solo content or something?

03:30:49.480 I would have an open conversation with him and I would ask what have changed and what happened.

03:30:55.480 Wait, that's- okay, that's another question though.

03:30:56.480 So he wakes up-

03:30:57.480 Yeah, but if he wakes up-

03:30:58.480 He wakes up and he wants to-

03:31:00.480 Yeah, wants to be a content creator, I would have an open conversation with him.

03:31:03.480 No, no, no, no, no.

03:31:04.480 Well, hold on.

03:31:05.480 Wait, wait, but-

03:31:06.480 No, no, no.

03:31:07.480 Why- why would you need to have a conversation?

03:31:09.480 It's your field of work.

03:31:10.480 What objections would you have to him?

03:31:14.480 Um, because I have a marriage where we always have open conversations.

03:31:18.480 What- but to-

03:31:19.480 Before we decide to do what we do- wanna do.

03:31:24.480 I didn't say I would say no.

03:31:25.480 Okay, so you'd be fine- then you'd be fine with it.

03:31:27.480 I would be fine after we had the conversation, yes.

03:31:29.480 The conversation, yes.

03:31:30.480 I mean, hi babe, I want to start shooting scenes with women and men.

03:31:38.480 Yeah, I would ask how did he come to this point.

03:31:42.480 Because I want to- here, I'll role play it.

03:31:43.480 Okay, I'm good.

03:31:44.480 Cuck, simp husband.

03:31:45.480 Yeah.

03:31:46.480 Um, should I give him like sort of an effet sort of voice?

03:31:51.480 Um.

03:31:52.480 Fake accents?

03:31:53.480 Excuse me, Juliette. 0.99

03:31:55.480 I would love to start doing a little bit of porn. 0.97

03:32:02.480 What do you think? 0.96

03:32:03.480 Okay, I would ask how you came to this point.

03:32:08.480 How did you decide to do it?

03:32:10.480 What do you think-

03:32:12.480 I just- I love- I love it for you.

03:32:14.480 I love it for you.

03:32:16.480 And I want- I wanna make a little money for us.

03:32:20.480 Mm-hmm. 1.00

03:32:21.480 I want to start fucking some other women on camera so that we can have a better life. 1.00

03:32:30.480 Because sex work- 1.00

03:32:31.480 Are burritos involved in this, Brian?

03:32:33.480 Because sex work is work. 1.00

03:32:35.480 And I want to have sex with women and men on camera. 0.99

03:32:39.480 Does that sound good, babe? 1.00

03:32:43.480 Actually, yes.

03:32:45.480 Oh, okay, boom.

03:32:47.480 Easy, bro. 0.99

03:32:48.480 Fucking easy. 0.98

03:32:49.480 Easy, dude. 0.99

03:32:52.480 Done.

03:32:53.480 Is he watching?

03:32:54.480 Is he watching?

03:32:55.480 No.

03:32:56.480 Wait, what's he do for work?

03:32:57.480 He's in tech.

03:32:58.480 He's in South Virginia.

03:33:00.480 South Virginia. 1.00

03:33:02.480 My dude, if you're watching this shit right now- 0.99

03:33:05.480 Yo, you believe in equality, right, my dude? 1.00

03:33:09.480 Yo, you gotta start fucking other chicks. 1.00

03:33:12.480 You gotta start- for money. 1.00

03:33:13.480 On camera. 1.00

03:33:14.480 You gotta start fucking other women. 1.00

03:33:16.480 Start fucking men. 1.00

03:33:17.480 You're in- you're in San Francisco. 1.00

03:33:19.480 Shouldn't be a problem.

03:33:20.480 He's good.

03:33:21.480 Right?

03:33:22.480 Fair?

03:33:23.480 Mm-hmm.

03:33:24.480 Okay.

03:33:25.480 All right.

03:33:27.480 So, uh, is that how he talks, by the way?

03:33:30.480 No.

03:33:31.480 Was that pretty good?

03:33:32.480 Absolutely not.

03:33:33.480 Was that a good impression?

03:33:34.480 No, it was not.

03:33:35.480 He doesn't-

03:33:36.480 He doesn't sound like that.

03:33:37.480 Yeah, but I mean like that, just in German, right?

03:33:39.480 Is he German?

03:33:40.480 Uh, no.

03:33:41.480 He's American, but he speaks German.

03:33:43.480 We are speaking German at home.

03:33:45.480 Right.

03:33:46.480 Those Germans get- get down. 1.00

03:33:49.480 They're freaky. 0.91

03:33:52.480 Anyways.

03:33:54.480 Um, that's a crazy story.

03:33:55.480 I'm sorry, but-

03:33:58.480 You're welcome.

03:33:59.480 I think this is the point of this podcast, isn't it?

03:34:02.480 Do you need a moment to process?

03:34:04.480 Yeah.

03:34:05.480 It's just a lot.

03:34:06.480 Like, the husband, he's fine with you sleeping with other men.

03:34:11.480 Yeah.

03:34:12.480 In front of a camera, and we don't talk about any man.

03:34:15.480 We talk about professional content creators.

03:34:18.480 So he doesn't like-

03:34:20.480 Dude, I- even if- I mean, I'm almost trying to put myself in that position.

03:34:24.480 Maybe I'm just a germaphobe.

03:34:26.480 Like, I would not-

03:34:29.480 Yeah.

03:34:30.480 I don't think I could kiss my girl for like at least three months.

03:34:33.480 But I mean, I would just-

03:34:35.480 I couldn't even be in that situation, but I wouldn't even want to kiss her for three months.

03:34:38.480 Do you think every girl you've slept with has waited three months before you?

03:34:42.480 Like, is that really your thought?

03:34:44.480 Hold on.

03:34:45.480 Look, just because you sleep- 1.00

03:34:48.480 Be fucking around, don't care. 1.00

03:34:50.480 Look, I'll just say this. 1.00

03:34:51.480 Well, hang on, hang on.

03:34:52.480 Well, wait.

03:34:53.480 You can- just because you trick somebody doesn't mean that that's the same as foreknowledge.

03:34:59.480 Like, if you have the foreknowledge and you would never do that, yeah, I'm sure that you could be tricked.

03:35:04.480 Right?

03:35:05.480 I mean, you could have a wife at home who could trick you and you wouldn't know, right?

03:35:09.480 Mm-hmm.

03:35:10.480 You could have a wife at home who could go out and do something like that and you would not know that and you were tricked.

03:35:14.480 Like, that's a totally different thing than foreknowledge.

03:35:17.480 Okay, so you say your wife can do whatever she wants, just don't tell you about it? 0.94

03:35:22.480 No.

03:35:23.480 No.

03:35:24.480 Wait, not at all.

03:35:25.480 Okay, go ahead.

03:35:26.480 Well, what you're doing is you're using what's called female processing, where what you do instead of addressing what I said, you address what you wish I had said, and then you address that instead of what I said.

03:35:36.480 I just want to like kind of point that out.

03:35:38.480 Mm-hmm.

03:35:39.480 But anyway, so back to this before I was so rudely interrupted by the foul line over here.

03:35:42.480 Back to this.

03:35:43.480 I would like to just point out that Brian is right, right?

03:35:46.480 There's a distinction here between foreknowledge and somebody who tricks you.

03:35:51.480 You don't know, right?

03:35:53.480 Mm-hmm.

03:35:55.480 Look, my view is the longer it's been, the better.

03:36:04.480 Since the last time. 1.00

03:36:05.480 Like, there should be fucking cobwebs in the pussy. 1.00

03:36:08.480 Do you want her old now? 1.00

03:36:09.480 Old.

03:36:10.480 But that's where you're going to get the cobwebs.

03:36:12.480 Old.

03:36:13.480 How are the cobwebs going to develop?

03:36:15.480 Yeah, sure.

03:36:16.480 I mean, I'll do a little trade-off.

03:36:18.480 I'll do a trade-off, you know? 1.00

03:36:19.480 A little older, but she hasn't fucked in three years versus like 20-year-old, but she's fucking every day. 1.00

03:36:25.480 Yeah, I'll take the 30-year-old. 0.99

03:36:27.480 Now we want 30-year-olds.

03:36:28.480 You guys see how we're going full circle?

03:36:29.480 Well, I want a 30-year-old.

03:36:30.480 They'll talk themselves in circles if you give it enough time.

03:36:33.480 I mean, that's a stipulation though.

03:36:35.480 It's a stipulation.

03:36:36.480 It's a stipulation.

03:36:37.480 It's a stipulation.

03:36:38.480 Details, details.

03:36:39.480 Yeah.

03:36:40.480 Anyways, I think even before she met me, it should be on the spiritual realm, like in

03:36:50.480 the ether, that she's like, okay, Brian's coming. 0.99

03:36:55.480 I better not fuck anybody. 1.00

03:36:57.480 But she doesn't even know my name, but it needs to be in her head. 1.00

03:37:01.480 It needs to be in her head.

03:37:03.480 That makes sense.

03:37:05.480 I'm saving myself for Brian.

03:37:06.480 It does.

03:37:07.480 Because that brilliant female intuition needs to know when we're coming. 0.69

03:37:10.480 It needs to be in the ether.

03:37:12.480 I'm going to zip it up.

03:37:13.480 We need to know when it's coming.

03:37:14.480 She needs to like be committed to me before she even, I've even come on the radar, son. 0.99

03:37:21.480 Like a year ago, she needs to be like, he's fucking coming. 0.97

03:37:25.480 Not in that way, but you know what I mean. 0.98

03:37:27.480 I mean, is that the psychic stuff we didn't believe in?

03:37:30.480 Hold on, full circle.

03:37:32.480 Well, yours is tarot cards.

03:37:34.480 She figured that out with Uno.

03:37:36.480 Yeah.

03:37:37.480 Uno, tarot, what's the difference?

03:37:39.480 Uno is real.

03:37:40.480 Good talk.

03:37:41.480 Let's see here.

03:37:42.480 We got a couple chats I'm going to read really quick.

03:37:45.480 Dylan Joe, or Anissa, we need your reading prowess.

03:37:49.480 Go ahead.

03:37:50.480 I was in a two and a half year relationship with a Belaysian girl who insisted that I go

03:37:55.480 to her house for Thanksgiving. 0.98

03:37:56.480 Her family hated me and the food sucked. 0.95

03:37:59.480 If your fam is better at hosting holidays, put your food down or throw her a bone. 1.00

03:38:05.480 Hmm.

03:38:06.480 Dylan Joe, thank you for the message.

03:38:09.480 What side of the family, what side of the family was it?

03:38:14.480 Was it the black side or the Asian side?

03:38:18.480 Go ahead.

03:38:19.480 Oh, Andrew, go ahead.

03:38:20.480 Oh, I was just going to say, yeah, I wouldn't throw the bone, right? 0.89

03:38:24.480 Like if the other side of the family function sucks, just don't go to it. 0.63

03:38:30.480 What was that even in response to? 0.95

03:38:33.480 I'm confused.

03:38:34.480 It was a question for the panel.

03:38:36.480 He was, he was, he was asking if you're in a situation where you can go to her family 0.62

03:38:43.480 functions, but they suck during the holiday.

03:38:46.480 Oh, I see. 0.99

03:38:47.480 But she just wants to go even though they suck. 0.97

03:38:49.480 Should you put your foot down and say, no, I'm not going? 0.99

03:38:51.480 Hmm.

03:38:52.480 I see.

03:38:53.480 Yes.

03:38:54.480 You don't go.

03:38:55.480 Especially Thanksgiving.

03:38:56.480 It's a food holiday.

03:38:57.480 Anissa, if you can read this one.

03:39:00.480 Panel, with about 50% of straight couples and about 70% of lesbian couples experiencing

03:39:07.480 divorce, does this suggest that women may contribute more to relationship instability? 1.00

03:39:12.480 If so, why?

03:39:13.480 Hashtag divorce energy.

03:39:15.480 Techno, thank you for the message, man.

03:39:17.480 So basically what they found is, is that when it comes to gay men marrying, the divorce

03:39:23.480 rate is lower than straight couples.

03:39:26.480 And straight couples, the divorce rate is lower than lesbian couples.

03:39:30.480 Hmm.

03:39:31.480 So you have male-male relationships, divorce rate the lowest.

03:39:35.480 You have male-female relationships, divorce rate higher.

03:39:41.480 And then you have female-female marriages, divorce rate the highest. 0.60

03:39:46.480 Do you think everything is to be blamed on women?

03:39:51.480 Yes or yes?

03:39:52.480 Just kidding.

03:39:53.480 Yeah.

03:39:56.480 Yes.

03:39:57.480 So I don't think it's necessarily putting the blame on women.

03:40:04.480 I think there's a lot more complexities and emotions that are involved within it as

03:40:08.480 well.

03:40:09.480 Possibly like even lack of communication or too afraid to be communicate.

03:40:20.480 And short answer, I don't think it's to blame on women. 0.99

03:40:23.480 I think there's a bunch of other factors that need to be, that need to be looked at and

03:40:27.480 considered when it comes to that, I think.

03:40:29.480 Well, I'll open it up to the panel.

03:40:31.480 Does anybody have any thoughts on this?

03:40:33.480 I do.

03:40:34.480 But I can wait.

03:40:36.480 Most men I know that are in like bad relationships tend to like not leave.

03:40:41.480 Yeah.

03:40:42.480 They just stick it out.

03:40:43.480 Like they stick it out or kind of wait for the other person to go.

03:40:47.480 So at least in my experience or people I've met.

03:40:51.480 So I could see where like you got two guys in a relationship and neither one are going

03:40:54.480 anywhere.

03:40:55.480 Okay.

03:40:56.480 Q, your thoughts?

03:40:57.480 Um, yeah, I mean, I try to be as objective as possible, but considering the fact that

03:41:04.480 women have more unrealistic expectations when it comes to relationships and love and women 1.00

03:41:10.480 have a higher baseline level of stress, you know, when you think about what contributes

03:41:17.480 to them behaving in certain ways or wanting out of relationships, then yeah, because women 1.00

03:41:24.480 get fucked. 1.00

03:41:25.480 Homer donated $200. 1.00

03:41:26.480 Thank you, Homer.

03:41:27.480 To the German girl, would you be okay with your husband sleeping with his female boss if 1.00

03:41:32.480 it guaranteed a big promotion and salary increase?

03:41:36.480 Um, so my husband's work is, as I said, like IT, so he should stay with that.

03:41:46.480 He's not a sex worker.

03:41:48.480 This is like something.

03:41:49.480 But it would be for money.

03:41:50.480 Yeah, but it doesn't mean it's not his job. 0.92

03:41:52.480 His job is not having sex with someone.

03:41:55.480 Is it my, as it is my job. 0.79

03:41:58.480 Yeah. 0.73

03:41:59.480 So it's not his job to having sex with someone.

03:42:02.480 So it doesn't...

03:42:03.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:42:04.480 I get it. 0.88

03:42:05.480 But to the chatter's question, you have sex on camera for money, correct? 0.69

03:42:10.480 Correct. 0.82

03:42:11.480 He not. 0.66

03:42:12.480 So what would be the objection, what would be the objection if he had sex for more money? 0.89

03:42:19.480 He. 0.55

03:42:20.480 Sorry.

03:42:21.480 He.

03:42:22.480 I didn't understand.

03:42:23.480 What would, what would, what would you, what would you object to or be upset about if 0.53

03:42:28.480 he had sex for money like you do? 0.63

03:42:31.480 I mean, it's, it's just not his job.

03:42:35.480 Like, it, like, it's something completely different.

03:42:38.480 And, you know, I don't get the point, sorry.

03:42:40.480 So what if his boss changed the job criteria to say, okay, now you can keep your job. 0.97

03:42:44.480 He's a sex worker now, I don't think. 0.99

03:42:45.480 If you have sex with me. 1.00

03:42:46.480 Would, I mean, and then he said, okay, I want to have sex with her to keep the job. 1.00

03:42:51.480 Would that be okay? 0.98

03:42:52.480 I would have an open conversation with him about that.

03:42:59.480 It's all the time, but I can save it out and get the point.

03:43:02.480 Yeah.

03:43:03.480 Well, to, to that former super chat, Brian, that came in, you guys were asking about this.

03:43:09.480 You're talking about female divorce rates and this type of thing. 1.00

03:43:13.480 So I, I dug into this.

03:43:15.480 Oh, wait, what's up?

03:43:22.480 Oh, I was waiting for the super chat.

03:43:24.480 I thought the super chat.

03:43:25.480 Oh, wait, Q, did you want to?

03:43:27.480 Yeah, yeah, I wanted.

03:43:28.480 Andrew, just before I have you come in, Q, I just want Q to finish his.

03:43:31.480 Sure.

03:43:32.480 Yeah, yeah.

03:43:33.480 I wanted to elaborate.

03:43:34.480 I was saying that, um, in most instances, while I can attribute some reasons to men doing 0.91

03:43:41.480 things such as, um, to who was it that their husband was, uh, you got a divorce because

03:43:46.480 he was at alcohol or a drug abuse.

03:43:49.480 I can, some men do things like that, but overall I would have to say that it's typically predicated

03:43:53.480 on a woman's emotions because women have a million turn offs. 1.00

03:43:57.480 Women believe they want something in a relationship. 1.00

03:43:59.480 They get in relationships thing.

03:44:00.480 The reality of relationships happen and then they say, oh, I don't want this anymore.

03:44:05.480 This is not what I expected.

03:44:06.480 They get into relationships, marriages, high on Disney fairy tales and fantasies, ideas

03:44:11.480 of love.

03:44:12.480 And then when conflict starts to arise or they start to realize that they actually have to

03:44:15.480 put in work and effort and those emotions die down, then they want to get a divorce or

03:44:19.480 they want out of the relationship.

03:44:20.480 So typically I will say it's predicated on the woman's emotions. 0.69

03:44:23.480 That's crazy.

03:44:24.480 I actually disagree with this.

03:44:26.480 Men mostly, uh, like I always tried to communicate and try and figure out the problem and the

03:44:30.480 root of situations and conflicts.

03:44:32.480 And I always get pushed to the back burner and then get left.

03:44:35.480 Yeah.

03:44:36.480 The, well, I, I would have to disagree with Q here a bit, uh, respect the disagreement that

03:44:43.480 I have here as I kind of dove into this data, I'm trying to find the strongest correlate

03:44:49.480 that I can find, right?

03:44:50.480 What is the strongest one for divorce?

03:44:52.480 It is true that women do initiate, uh, most divorces across all sectors.

03:44:57.480 That is true.

03:44:58.480 But I wondered, is there anything else here, right?

03:45:02.480 Well, it turns out that there is the, the number one thing that I found digging through

03:45:07.480 this and my wife found digging through this, the number one correlate of if a woman is going 0.99

03:45:11.480 to get a divorce from a man is if she hangs out with divorced female friends. 1.00

03:45:15.480 Interestingly enough, when men hang out with divorced male friends, the, the male friend 0.99

03:45:23.480 tells them that the divorce is fucking horrible. 0.99

03:45:25.480 This is awful. 1.00

03:45:26.480 This sucks. 1.00

03:45:27.480 It's terrible. 1.00

03:45:28.480 She took half my shit. 1.00

03:45:30.480 She took the kids. 1.00

03:45:31.480 She took the money.

03:45:32.480 She took everything.

03:45:33.480 When women hang out with their divorced friends though, they tell them how great it is, how

03:45:37.480 freeing it is and how they should join the club.

03:45:40.480 And it's in, interestingly enough, the one, the, one of the most common things which comes

03:45:45.480 up, and this is in lesbian relationships, which would explain this as well, is that when 1.00

03:45:49.480 you're around, when women are around divorced women, that is when they tend to get divorced 1.00

03:45:54.480 the most is if their friends have been divorced.

03:45:58.480 I thought that was an interesting thing.

03:46:01.480 That is, that is interesting.

03:46:03.480 I mean, that makes sense.

03:46:05.480 I mean, women are easily influenced by other women and they tend to conform to what other 1.00

03:46:09.480 women do. 1.00

03:46:10.480 But do you think that, do you think that doesn't land under the umbrella of like emotion?

03:46:16.480 Well, I mean, I guess it's under the purview, but the, what if, so what if we reversed

03:46:22.480 the cue?

03:46:23.480 What if we said, okay, these women are hanging out with all of their friends and their friends 1.00

03:46:28.480 are saying, I'm happily married and this is great.

03:46:30.480 And they're getting positive reinforcement from society and their friends who are around

03:46:35.480 them for their marriages, right?

03:46:37.480 Even if we were to kind of grant the emotion thing, which I'm not disputing, wouldn't that

03:46:42.480 then follow that those women would likely like they did in earlier years, not be getting 0.99

03:46:47.480 divorced at these types of rates.

03:46:49.480 If it was looked at as a positive, right?

03:46:51.480 It's not like, oh, you're liberated.

03:46:54.480 Oh, this guy is oppressive.

03:46:56.480 Oh, it's great being divorced.

03:46:57.480 It's fantastic.

03:46:58.480 I can do whatever I want, wake up when I want, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

03:47:02.480 Well, most men that get divorced, they get married again because they need somebody to

03:47:07.480 like take care of them.

03:47:08.480 Most women that get divorced stay alone because they're like, I don't need to be somebody's 1.00

03:47:12.480 like parent.

03:47:13.480 I'm going to just chill by myself and it's way better alone.

03:47:16.480 Well, there's a lot of kind of presuppositions which are in here, especially with need.

03:47:22.480 I think that men never usually want to get divorced in the first place.

03:47:26.480 Right.

03:47:27.480 Because you guys get so much more out of a marriage.

03:47:29.480 Yeah.

03:47:30.480 But let me explain my reasoning here.

03:47:32.480 I think it's because men generally are far more moral and they adhere to a much stricter

03:47:37.480 moral guideline than women tend to. 0.99

03:47:40.480 And when they take this kind of vow with women, they tend to take it seriously. 0.93

03:47:44.480 They want to stick together with this woman forever and ever and ever and ever.

03:47:48.480 Whereas, well, I mean, you can shake your head, but you have nothing to back any of the things

03:47:53.480 you're saying up.

03:47:54.480 Nothing.

03:47:55.480 Right.

03:47:56.480 I'm Googling it.

03:47:57.480 Why is it that women are initiating divorces? 1.00

03:47:59.480 Why?

03:48:00.480 Because they have to do too much for a man.

03:48:03.480 A lot of the time, women are willing to go and be a single mother because they're a single 1.00

03:48:07.480 mother at home with their husband.

03:48:09.480 Like they're just not.

03:48:10.480 Okay.

03:48:11.480 So they don't want to wait.

03:48:12.480 So they don't want to take care of an additional person.

03:48:14.480 They want to just take care of themselves and their children.

03:48:16.480 They don't want to have to also take care of a full grown man. 0.59

03:48:18.480 Yeah.

03:48:19.480 So the husband's out taking care of everybody too.

03:48:20.480 Isn't the husband working?

03:48:21.480 Most men don't do that.

03:48:22.480 Most men aren't doing that.

03:48:23.480 Men are out working their asses off for their women.

03:48:26.480 What do you mean?

03:48:27.480 Yeah.

03:48:28.480 Back in the day when you were young, for sure.

03:48:29.480 That's what was going on.

03:48:30.480 Not today.

03:48:31.480 Well, how young do you think I am?

03:48:33.480 Do you think I'm 90? 0.99

03:48:34.480 Like how fucking old do you think I am lady? 1.00

03:48:36.480 No, no, no. 1.00

03:48:37.480 I don't think that you're like ridiculously old. 1.00

03:48:39.480 Do you think I was born back when we smoked the pipes and smacked the bitches? 1.00

03:48:43.480 Like, what do you think? 0.99

03:48:44.480 How old do you think I am?

03:48:45.480 I'm 40 years old.

03:48:46.480 I was raised in the nineties.

03:48:48.480 I was raised in the nineties.

03:48:49.480 I didn't realize that.

03:48:51.480 I didn't realize that.

03:48:52.480 You didn't?

03:48:53.480 I'm sorry.

03:48:54.480 I mean, you look older than me.

03:48:56.480 I'm just saying.

03:48:57.480 No way.

03:48:58.480 That's not true.

03:48:59.480 No.

03:49:00.480 Absolutely not.

03:49:01.480 But Andrew.

03:49:02.480 I think it's true.

03:49:03.480 I just don't, I just don't die the gray out of my hair like all of you do.

03:49:06.480 The only difference is I don't dye the gray out of my hair like all of you do.

03:49:11.480 That's the only difference.

03:49:12.480 No.

03:49:13.480 What's this?

03:49:14.480 And if I did, I'd look younger than every one of you.

03:49:16.480 I'll cut.

03:49:17.480 Give me a break.

03:49:18.480 Go.

03:49:19.480 Okay.

03:49:20.480 Let's go ahead.

03:49:21.480 Lie to me.

03:49:22.480 You have no gray in your hair and you don't dye any of the gray out.

03:49:23.480 Right.

03:49:24.480 Go ahead.

03:49:25.480 Lie.

03:49:26.480 I'm not gonna lie.

03:49:27.480 I will say yes, I do things to help myself look younger.

03:49:30.480 It's the society we live in.

03:49:32.480 It's not my fault that you don't want to take those steps as well.

03:49:35.480 You could have helped yourself out and I wouldn't have guessed you were older.

03:49:38.480 It looks prestigious, but if you had no makeup on and all your grays were there, guarantee 1.00

03:49:43.480 it, lady, you'd look older than me.

03:49:45.480 So let's not kid ourselves here.

03:49:48.480 But this aside, all this aside, while you're trying to dunk on me as though you're not wearing

03:49:53.480 a complete facade that I can't see right through, can we move into the actual data portion of

03:50:00.480 this argument and you can explain to me how it is that men aren't out there busting their 0.93

03:50:04.480 asses in the most treacherous jobs on planet Earth while women are sitting pampered in 1.00

03:50:08.480 air-conditioned offices for the most part?

03:50:13.480 What?

03:50:15.480 What about air-conditioned offices?

03:50:17.480 Goals.

03:50:18.480 Okay, so I'll ask again.

03:50:19.480 He's talking about jobs for gender roles.

03:50:21.480 Okay.

03:50:22.480 Women. 0.81

03:50:23.480 What types of jobs do you think women are doing? 1.00

03:50:25.480 Do you think that they are high on the threshold of danger or very low on the threshold?

03:50:29.480 Forrest Gump donated $200.

03:50:30.480 I think there's scientists women, there's women going to space, there's women that are 1.00

03:50:34.480 detectives, like there's women doing everything. 1.00

03:50:36.480 What are you talking about?

03:50:37.480 Did you not watch the Barbie movie?

03:50:38.480 That's great.

03:50:39.480 I feel like you can't even hear the question.

03:50:42.480 So just listen to the question that's being asked before you answer.

03:50:45.480 It doesn't matter what I answer.

03:50:46.480 You're going to debate it and just say I'm wrong.

03:50:48.480 No, I'm just going to ask you the question.

03:50:50.480 And then if you answer it in a way that I agree with, I'll never debate it, right?

03:50:54.480 I'll never debate it if I agree with the answer.

03:50:56.480 Okay.

03:50:57.480 So the question is, do you think that women's jobs are high on the danger threshold scale 1.00

03:51:03.480 or low on the danger threshold scale?

03:51:05.480 Who chose to have a dangerous job and allocate the jobs to whoever?

03:51:09.480 Mend it.

03:51:10.480 I feel like you're allergic to answering a question.

03:51:13.480 No, because I think that there's women that are doing dangerous jobs now. 1.00

03:51:15.480 I don't understand.

03:51:16.480 Is it a condition that you have?

03:51:19.480 Perhaps we should get you some medication to fix the lack of being able to answer a simple question.

03:51:24.480 So I'm going to ask it a third time, perhaps without this time asking me a question instead of answering

03:51:31.480 or changing the question instead of answering. 1.00

03:51:33.480 You just answer the fucking question. 0.99

03:51:36.480 So here's the question. 1.00

03:51:37.480 Do you think women's jobs are higher or lower on the danger threshold scale?

03:51:45.480 What?

03:51:46.480 I didn't hear you.

03:51:47.480 Yeah, I didn't hear you either.

03:51:49.480 Huh?

03:51:50.480 You should vocal fry harder. 0.99

03:51:55.480 It was intentional.

03:51:56.480 It was intentional.

03:51:57.480 I know it was intentional. 1.00

03:51:59.480 Can you answer the fucking question? 0.99

03:52:00.480 No, I'm opting out of it. 1.00

03:52:02.480 Pretty, please put sugar on top. 1.00

03:52:04.480 No.

03:52:05.480 No?

03:52:06.480 No.

03:52:07.480 Can't do it?

03:52:08.480 It's impossible?

03:52:09.480 Yes.

03:52:10.480 Okay.

03:52:11.480 So, Andrew, let's go back to our little exchange really quickly.

03:52:27.480 You said you've seen that the strongest correlate was, or I'm guessing your source said that the strongest correlate was women being influenced by their friends or having divorced female friends.

03:52:39.480 Yeah, well, this is a, I don't know if it's the strongest, but it's a really strong correlate that we found was if you're in a group with divorced women and you're not divorced, your likelihood of getting divorced increases exponentially compared to if you're around women who aren't.

03:52:52.480 The way that you could make that comparison is between religious communities and non-religious communities.

03:52:57.480 The more religious the community, the less they tend to divorce, right?

03:53:00.480 Right.

03:53:01.480 But there's other correlates there to look at, too, which is the religiosity, for instance.

03:53:05.480 Right.

03:53:06.480 It is, but it is something that should be looked at, I think.

03:53:09.480 Right.

03:53:10.480 No.

03:53:11.480 And like I said, I agree.

03:53:12.480 But in terms of where I disagree with that is looking more at the predictor of divorce.

03:53:19.480 And, of course, this is a much more complex web because then I'm talking about on an individual basis and what typically happens in marriage dissolution is emotional dissatisfaction.

03:53:31.480 Or they say they've grown apart and typically that results from conflict.

03:53:34.480 The question is, and I agree with all of what you just said, but the question then becomes, why are they saying that?

03:53:40.480 Right.

03:53:41.480 Is it coming from them or is it coming from something which is external? 0.99

03:53:45.480 So if it's coming from this external idea because you're hanging out with a bunch of divorced henpecking bitches, right, who are just like miserable and counting all their cats and they want misery loves company, as they say. 1.00

03:53:57.480 Could that be a good, strong indicator of why you see more women who are in the groups of divorced women getting divorced at a much higher rate, right, than when they're in groups of non-divorced women? 0.96

03:54:06.480 Yeah, absolutely.

03:54:07.480 Yeah, absolutely.

03:54:08.480 I think it's both.

03:54:10.480 I mean, you could shake your head.

03:54:11.480 You had a chance to argue, though, and all you did was go.

03:54:13.480 So it's like, I don't know what to do about that.

03:54:16.480 No, because you didn't want to listen to me.

03:54:17.480 You didn't want to listen to my points or anything that I was saying.

03:54:20.480 You just wanted to talk over me.

03:54:21.480 No, you have to answer questions.

03:54:22.480 You have to answer questions if you want me to answer your questions.

03:54:23.480 Your question was irrelevant.

03:54:25.480 What's irrelevant?

03:54:27.480 Your question about, do you think women's jobs are this or this? 0.99

03:54:31.480 Do men have more dangerous jobs? 0.95

03:54:33.480 You know what, if you asked me an irrelevant question, I would answer it quickly, and then I would ask you the question that I wanted.

03:54:38.480 Or I would dispute whatever you thought was irrelevant.

03:54:41.480 That's the easiest thing to do, is to just dispute whatever's irrelevant.

03:54:45.480 The easiest thing you can do.

03:54:47.480 No, I was starting to answer you, and then you came for my looks.

03:54:51.480 You said that I looked older than you.

03:54:52.480 You didn't want to actually hear. 1.00

03:54:54.480 No, you started talking shit, so I started talking shit back. 1.00

03:54:56.480 I genuinely did not realize that you were only 40. 1.00

03:55:00.480 I apologize.

03:55:01.480 But since women are so emotional, you really handled that very well. 1.00

03:55:06.480 When I wrote your age down at 34, I was also stunned.

03:55:10.480 I was like, this 60-year-old lady's 34?

03:55:12.480 That's insane.

03:55:13.480 Like, it was mind-blowing to me, too.

03:55:16.480 You know what I mean?

03:55:17.480 But I've seen so many women, I think, inside of the, like I always tell my audience, the women look way worse in person than they do on camera. 1.00

03:55:24.480 I think that they all, like, do their makeup specifically knowing they're going on camera.

03:55:28.480 They always look worse, by the way, in person than they do on camera. 0.99

03:55:31.480 But more importantly than that, is I see the amount of shit they do to themselves, right? 1.00

03:55:38.480 So this is me. 1.00

03:55:39.480 This is just how I look all the time, day and night, 24 hours a day.

03:55:42.480 Not a one of you look like that 24 hours a day, not even close, right?

03:55:47.480 And so it's like, fair enough.

03:55:49.480 You can kind of judge the looks.

03:55:51.480 But I'd like to see no makeup with all the grays. 1.00

03:55:53.480 And then I think people would judge it differently.

03:55:56.480 That's all I'm saying.

03:56:05.480 Did you want to answer the question?

03:56:06.480 Well, I know when I got divorced, my husband assumed that I had divorced women in my ear convincing me to get divorced. 0.92

03:56:16.480 I can tell you it very much had nothing to do with that, like, from my own experience.

03:56:20.480 But I think in both situations, even with the men, when you've got your friends and you're convincing you to stay married, like, you still have your peer group persuading you.

03:56:28.480 I think it's just about evaluating your situation against the potential of something you don't have.

03:56:33.480 I agree.

03:56:34.480 And evaluating the outcomes.

03:56:35.480 I agree. 0.99

03:56:36.480 But I guess my only dispute here would be, what if your peer group is more likely, as men, to tell you divorce fucking sucks? 1.00

03:56:45.480 This fucking sucks. 1.00

03:56:46.480 This sucks. 1.00

03:56:47.480 I lost my kids. 0.99

03:56:48.480 I lost my house.

03:56:49.480 It's a bad country music song, right?

03:56:51.480 I lost everything in this divorce.

03:56:53.480 And so you hear more of those stories as a man.

03:56:56.480 I think the system's bad for you.

03:56:57.480 I think that that acts as a great deterrent.

03:57:00.480 Whereas for women, that deterrent doesn't seem to be there. 1.00

03:57:03.480 Well, no.

03:57:04.480 The system's not very fair to men. 0.74

03:57:05.480 I think, in general, the system's not very fair to men.

03:57:07.480 There's very few men that I know that have custody of their children.

03:57:10.480 Yo, Tink, thanks for the gift of 20.

03:57:12.480 Mm-hmm.

03:57:13.480 Yeah, I think that's a good take.

03:57:16.480 I mean, you're right that everyone's going to be influenced by their peer group.

03:57:19.480 I don't dispute that.

03:57:20.480 I'm just kind of asking, what if your peer group in general is having really bad experiences

03:57:26.480 with X thing, and then the other group, which participates in the same thing, doesn't have

03:57:31.480 those bad experiences, right?

03:57:32.480 But how much of it is gender, and how much of it is just the system, like getting divorced?

03:57:37.480 A lot of states are more favorable towards women in divorce.

03:57:41.480 Like, I don't know that it's necessarily the woman's fault that the judge-

03:57:45.480 Well, I'm not saying it's ontological. 0.99

03:57:47.480 Like, I'm not saying, because you're a woman, only because of the fact that you have a vagina, 1.00

03:57:52.480 therefore you might be divorced, right? 0.99

03:57:54.480 Just generally donated $200.

03:57:57.480 I've worked construction for six years, and there has never been a woman working on the

03:58:02.480 job site.

03:58:03.480 If I'm working 60 hours a week, and you're not working, get in the kitchen, then clean

03:58:09.480 my clothes.

03:58:12.480 Hmm.

03:58:13.480 Gerald, thank you for the TTS.

03:58:14.480 Speaking of which, we have lowered it to, it's all good.

03:58:20.480 TTS is now 69, if you want to get them in.

03:58:23.480 Continue, go ahead.

03:58:26.480 I'm done.

03:58:28.480 Yeah, I was just kind of agreeing.

03:58:30.480 I don't think we disagree here. 0.99

03:58:33.480 I don't think that because you're born with a vagina, that means you're like, 1.00

03:58:38.480 predisposed to want to get divorced more than men. 0.98

03:58:42.480 So I'm looking at the factors which are external to that, right?

03:58:45.480 I'm like, wait a second.

03:58:47.480 Sorry.

03:58:48.480 Okay, underscore it, underscore worker donated $69.

03:58:52.480 Bro dude's clearly enjoying self harm.

03:58:55.480 He's already getting fixed in broken code in prod. 0.99

03:58:58.480 And his wife is getting fucked by chance on camera. 1.00

03:59:01.480 That's fucked up if you ask me. 1.00

03:59:03.480 Yo, worker. 0.99

03:59:04.480 Thank you, man.

03:59:05.480 Appreciate it.

03:59:06.480 Go ahead, Andrew.

03:59:07.480 I'll pause it to let you.

03:59:08.480 Oh, yeah.

03:59:09.480 No worries. 0.99

03:59:10.480 So just very briefly, I was just saying that I don't think because you're born with a vagina, 0.99

03:59:18.480 or born with a penis, that therefore you're more likely to get divorced or not divorced. 0.98

03:59:22.480 So I'm just looking at how different peer groups behave in society. 0.79

03:59:27.480 And so women, obviously, they're going to probably have a lot more female friends than male friends. 1.00

03:59:32.480 And male, it seems to be the same when they're reporting this, right? 0.54

03:59:35.480 Though women do seem to have more male friends than men have female friends.

03:59:41.480 I kind of understand the reasoning for that as well.

03:59:44.480 But when it comes to women in their peer groups, they seem to, if they're around a lot of divorced women,

03:59:51.480 they seem to be far more likely to get divorced.

03:59:53.480 Men around a lot of divorced men don't seem like they're more likely to get divorced.

03:59:57.480 And so I just wonder if that is not because they're hearing the horror stories from men,

04:00:03.480 whereas on the woman's side, they're not hearing it.

04:00:06.480 I agree with you. I think so.

04:00:11.480 Yeah, I think it's a combination.

04:00:15.480 I mean, ultimately, Andrew's not wrong either.

04:00:18.480 But he's looking at the external sources, and I'm just more so looking at the internal source,

04:00:23.480 whereas the actual conflict in the relationship that leads a woman to want to listen to her peer group

04:00:30.480 when they convince her.

04:00:31.480 Because at the end of the day, if she's considering divorce, 0.99

04:00:33.480 then that means some shit is going sour in her marriage and her friends are there to tell her, 0.99

04:00:37.480 oh, yeah, it's great on this side. 1.00

04:00:38.480 Like, get a divorce.

04:00:39.480 You don't have to put up with that.

04:00:40.480 You don't have to deal with that.

04:00:41.480 You know, I'm just looking more internally at what the actual conflict within the relationship

04:00:46.480 that leads her to her peers and her friend group saying,

04:00:49.480 yeah, definitely get the divorce as that extra affirmation for her to follow through. 0.97

04:00:54.480 Yeah, but is the conflict coming from nature and nurture?

04:00:57.480 That's the question, right?

04:00:58.480 Nature.

04:00:59.480 You know, well, or both.

04:01:03.480 Well, I think nurture is more of a reflection of nature because I don't think we had a capacity

04:01:08.480 to do what's not innately in us.

04:01:11.480 Like I said, like a woman's base levels of stress response is different than a man's,

04:01:16.480 whereas they get more stressed out with conflict and they ruminate longer on things.

04:01:21.480 If you and your wife have an argument, you know, she may ruminate on it more or it may affect her.

04:01:26.480 This is really weird, dude, because divorce is conflict and they initiate more of the divorces.

04:01:32.480 I know.

04:01:33.480 That is conflict initiation in and of itself, which would seem to go against your point of nature, right?

04:01:38.480 No, not necessarily, because in terms of nature, I'm more so speaking to the way our brains respond to conflict.

04:01:47.480 And that's why I said the base levels of stress being the predictor more.

04:01:53.480 So if a woman is going to want a divorce, because if she feels that the relationship is no longer beneficial to her, 0.96

04:01:59.480 it doesn't suit her emotional needs or the guy gets on her nerves or she feel that they've grown apart.

04:02:04.480 Then those are all results of her brain being stressed out.

04:02:07.480 Yeah, I don't dispute that, though.

04:02:09.480 I'm just saying, why couldn't the reasons for that be based around the peer group and the social pressures,

04:02:16.480 which women are more susceptible to than men anyway, rather than something which is, you know, which is like intuitive,

04:02:23.480 rather than them go, oh, I came to this on my own.

04:02:26.480 Why couldn't it be external social factors like almost every other behavior we see?

04:02:30.480 Well, it could, but ultimately, ultimately, I think it boils down to she already has to have a sense of wanting out of the relationship to get that extra affirmation for her friends to even say that.

04:02:43.480 I mean, if a woman is happy in her relationship, no matter how much she's around her peers, they're not going to convince her to get a divorce.

04:02:49.480 Yeah, I don't know. I don't see. I don't know.

04:02:52.480 And let me give you my kind of counter to this.

04:02:55.480 Have you ever heard of Philip Morris?

04:02:57.480 No, I'm not familiar with Philip Morris.

04:02:59.480 They make these.

04:03:00.480 They make cigarettes.

04:03:01.480 Philip Morris, a great cigarette company.

04:03:03.480 Oh.

04:03:04.480 They had an idea where they wanted to get 50% of the population who didn't smoke to smoke, and that was women. 1.00

04:03:10.480 And so they ran a great campaign to get women to smoke. 1.00

04:03:14.480 Now, most women, I would say, were pretty secure in the fact that they didn't smoke. 1.00

04:03:18.480 Right?

04:03:19.480 They don't want to smoke.

04:03:20.480 They never had any intention of smoking.

04:03:22.480 But this campaign, this kind of social campaign which happened, it got an awful lot of them to smoke.

04:03:29.480 I mean, at an incredible rate, just so you know.

04:03:32.480 Right?

04:03:33.480 And this type of propaganda seems to work fairly well on both sexes, by the way, not just on women.

04:03:38.480 They're susceptible to propaganda in a different way than men are, which is like social propaganda. 0.51

04:03:45.480 But it worked.

04:03:46.480 It worked really good.

04:03:47.480 And so I just wonder, again, kind of going back to this, I'm not disputing that they could be unhappy.

04:03:53.480 I will dispute, though, that they could be in a happy relationship, and dear to peer group pressure wouldn't end that relationship.

04:03:59.480 That, I'm not convinced of at all.

04:04:02.480 Yeah, I mean, that's where we fundamentally disagree, because I just think the individual has more weight and drives her into the peer group, and they just reinforce it.

04:04:12.480 And then she's like, yeah, you know what, I'm going to follow through with it.

04:04:15.480 I think it starts more with the individual than the reverse.

04:04:18.480 But I definitely, I mean, I don't disagree with the fact that her friend's influence, I just think it starts with the woman herself and her relationship.

04:04:25.480 The We Pirate donated $69.

04:04:28.480 Considering DV rates are the highest among lesbians and lowest among gay men, it would point towards women being the bigger problem.

04:04:37.480 The We Pirate, thank you, appreciate it, man.

04:04:40.480 Um, we have two more coming in, then we have a few more reads.

04:04:45.480 Some reads from A Wallabit.

04:04:47.480 A Wallabit ago.

04:04:48.480 Thank you, Pirate, appreciate it.

04:04:50.480 Sorry, guys, these are kind of trickling in here.

04:04:53.480 I had to pause it to allow the conversation to go. 0.83

04:04:55.480 The legendary trash panda donated $69. 0.95

04:04:58.480 I am here to help you. 0.98

04:05:00.480 I can fix you.

04:05:02.480 But first I will fix your nose, and until I do, I will look at your face straight on. 1.00

04:05:07.480 Brickson, punch the fake lawyer, fake accent, fake age, fake boobs. 1.00

04:05:12.480 Hmm. 1.00

04:05:13.480 Hmm.

04:05:16.480 Thank you, Trash Panda.

04:05:17.480 By the way, was that you during the live stream, the IRL stream yesterday?

04:05:20.480 Chudster donated $69.

04:05:23.480 What the lady said about women after divorce choosing not to remarry is because, as most states, the alimony stops. 1.00

04:05:31.480 Hmm.

04:05:32.480 I didn't get out.

04:05:34.480 I didn't get out.

04:05:35.480 Thank you, Chudster.

04:05:36.480 Appreciate the TTS, man.

04:05:37.480 I don't give.

04:05:38.480 There's one more coming in.

04:05:39.480 There's one more coming in.

04:05:40.480 I don't even agree with that statement, though.

04:05:42.480 I think...

04:05:43.480 There's another coming in, just letting you know.

04:05:44.480 Oh, okay.

04:05:45.480 There's another coming in.

04:05:56.480 There's another coming in.

04:05:57.480 to work on herself before commitment

04:05:59.360 but still wants to see me.

04:06:01.240 Should I allow myself to be a FWB

04:06:03.480 and hope she commits or walk away?

04:06:06.000 That's up to you.

04:06:06.640 Husband cheated, so she's in his... 0.99

04:06:08.640 What do you mean,

04:06:11.440 allow yourself to be a friend with benefits?

04:06:13.220 What do you want, dude?

04:06:14.720 Any chick who ever tells you that she needs to work 1.00

04:06:17.360 on herself, believe her and let her go work on herself

04:06:19.520 and get away from her.

04:06:20.400 That's a good point.

04:06:21.580 That is a good point.

04:06:24.180 King Figgith donated $69.

04:06:27.480 Just wanted to say thank you to Andrew.

04:06:30.320 I'm converting to Orthodox Christianity

04:06:32.480 and you and your wife are an inspiratio.

04:06:35.460 Keep an eye out for Ozzy Osbourne and Hart glasses.

04:06:38.860 They look like they are tripping.

04:06:42.760 She's been all right.

04:06:44.060 She's been fine.

04:06:45.640 I'm just listening.

04:06:47.020 The Ozzy Osbourne glasses,

04:06:48.520 like a tie to look together, right?

04:06:51.520 Thank you, Roth.

04:06:52.100 It's not a profession, career, job, or content.

04:06:55.460 I know none of those things

04:06:57.520 that a person has to take a blast to the face

04:06:59.900 and go kiss their partner.

04:07:01.660 It's all for money, won't last, morally bankrupt.

04:07:05.400 Do you want to respond to this?

04:07:06.420 This is to you?

04:07:07.160 No.

04:07:07.200 I don't know.

04:07:08.380 Okay.

04:07:11.420 Forrest Gump donated $100.

04:07:14.460 Jackie Kennedy, don't let him win.

04:07:17.060 Play his game, answer his questions,

04:07:19.640 and then hang him out the dry.

04:07:21.840 You go, girl.

04:07:23.120 You got this.

04:07:24.340 When you clam up, he wins.

04:07:29.560 Do you want to respond to that?

04:07:31.380 Thank you.

04:07:32.820 Sorry I did clam up.

04:07:34.620 I am working on using my voice more and better.

04:07:38.320 And I also don't actually mean any disrespect to Andrew.

04:07:40.940 I think he has a lot of things that I agree with

04:07:42.880 when he's talking.

04:07:44.440 And I genuinely did not realize his age.

04:07:47.100 Now that he said it, I do see that he is 40.

04:07:50.120 I am sorry.

04:07:50.860 Are you not?

04:07:52.780 I mean...

04:07:53.180 A legendary Trash Panda donated $69.

04:07:55.800 Yeah, thank you, man.

04:07:56.320 To clarify, Chair 6 needs the nose job.

04:07:58.900 Chair 6.

04:07:59.420 Yes, live stream super chat needed to be said.

04:08:02.600 Dude was pretending Princess Hard AF.

04:08:06.660 Oh, that was you.

04:08:07.280 Yeah, so...

04:08:07.720 Which one's Chair 6?

04:08:10.440 You don't have to apologize, right?

04:08:12.720 So the thing is, like, I just match energy.

04:08:16.120 So if somebody talks smack, I talk smack back.

04:08:18.040 If they don't talk smack, I don't talk simply by simple.

04:08:20.420 Fair enough.

04:08:21.200 Fair enough.

04:08:21.880 Yeah.

04:08:22.200 I genuinely didn't mean disrespect, though.

04:08:24.400 I had no idea.

04:08:26.400 So, like...

04:08:26.940 All good.

04:08:27.760 And then Forrest Gump, I don't know if you're still watching.

04:08:30.920 We do need...

04:08:31.560 You sent one in a little bit ago about the Passport Bros thing.

04:08:37.940 He...

04:08:38.500 Can we change the subject and talk about Passport Bros?

04:08:41.020 So I suppose I'll just ask the question, what do you guys think about Passport Bros?

04:08:46.600 So Passport Bros are basically men who are dissatisfied with...

04:08:50.900 Typically Western men who are dissatisfied with Western women, and they seek to find a girlfriend,

04:08:57.620 partner, wife in a different country, typically Latin America or Asia.

04:09:05.040 Or Eastern Europe, I guess.

04:09:06.980 Thoughts on this?

04:09:07.720 Like they're buying women to marry them, or...?

04:09:10.360 No, they're not buying them.

04:09:11.420 They're just...

04:09:12.620 Either they don't have success with women locally, typically in the West, or they do have 0.97

04:09:18.120 success, but they don't like the traits and characteristics of the typical modern Western

04:09:24.320 woman, and so they'd rather find a perhaps more traditional or submissive woman who might 0.98

04:09:29.680 be more readily found in Latin America, Eastern Europe, or Asia.

04:09:35.200 Oh.

04:09:35.860 Well, I mean, practice your free will.

04:09:37.220 Do you?

04:09:38.080 Okay, no problems there.

04:09:39.280 Thoughts on this?

04:09:40.040 Any thoughts?

04:09:40.300 As long as they found someone to be happy with and stay with them, I don't know.

04:09:46.920 I don't believe in the distance relationship, so no.

04:09:54.180 Profound.

04:09:54.820 Okay.

04:09:55.060 I believe if they enjoy the culture, then by all means they should follow what makes them

04:10:00.600 happy and explore and discover what's the best, you know, partnership for them.

04:10:05.820 Okay.

04:10:07.440 What if it makes them happy?

04:10:09.360 All right.

04:10:10.140 Yeah, I think it's great.

04:10:11.900 Q, your thoughts?

04:10:13.220 I mean, it's agency over their own dating decisions.

04:10:15.800 If they feel that they can find what they're looking for elsewhere, I don't blame them if

04:10:19.620 they don't want to date the modern woman. 0.95

04:10:21.160 Modern woman is a headache to deal with. 1.00

04:10:22.560 So, if they can find something that they're more compatible with overseas, then go overseas.

04:10:27.840 Okay.

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04:12:59.220 that each of you have at a family dinner. 0.96

04:13:01.080 And you know, you know for sure that that swamp donkey needs to just get eliminated with superior rhetoric. 0.99

04:13:09.260 I'm just saying. 0.99

04:13:10.680 Just saying.

04:13:11.640 They do.

04:13:13.000 Okay.

04:13:13.700 All right.

04:13:14.040 There you go.

04:13:15.240 And so, guys, reminder, TTS is set to $69 if you guys want to get a little fun TTS in.

04:13:22.760 We've got the thing on the Passport Pros.

04:13:24.380 We are all cut up there.

04:13:25.560 Let me finish up the pre-show notes.

04:13:27.420 Almost done with the pre-show notes.

04:13:28.960 So, going to Juliette, Juliette, you said, we kind of already delved a bit into it, but here's in your own words.

04:13:37.320 I thought it could be an interesting topic that I've married a fan of mine.

04:13:40.420 He supported me as an OnlyFans girl from the beginning and texted me that he's coming for a work trip to Germany.

04:13:46.500 And because I liked him and we talked for months on OnlyFans, I decided to meet him for dinner and stayed with him spontaneous for four days.

04:13:53.920 That's how we started dating.

04:13:55.000 He still supported me for months later before we started having a long-distance relationship and got married two years later.

04:14:02.040 That's why I moved to the U.S.

04:14:03.760 Oh, so, do you have a green card or something?

04:14:10.820 No, right now I'm in my immigration process.

04:14:14.220 Oh, you're in the process.

04:14:15.140 Okay.

04:14:15.780 And is this all just a lie or is it true?

04:14:18.780 No, it's true.

04:14:19.460 Because, I mean, you came with your friend who's an absolute liar, so, like, kind of guilt by association a little bit. 0.64

04:14:24.820 No, it's true. 1.00

04:14:25.320 Like, you guys probably did the car drive and you're like, all right, we're going to lie about this shit. 0.98

04:14:30.060 No, I mean, I had the idea obviously before, but no, it's not a lie. 0.62

04:14:33.760 It's like, anyways, you also said, I would like to talk about the line between the girls' site to be professional and just sell content and make money and also the part where your fans are getting to be your friends and even more.

04:14:45.280 I can imagine lots of guys would like to hear that for their own imagination and other girls who are struggling with this thin line, too, talk about how it's possible to build trust and love to a fan.

04:14:56.060 Yeah.

04:15:00.240 What's your question?

04:15:06.260 You said you'd like to talk about it?

04:15:07.700 Oh, go ahead.

04:15:08.100 I think that trying to give other women confidence into going into the type of work that you do, no disrespect, I personally don't agree with. 0.64

04:15:22.320 If it was, like, their last resort, then maybe, but there's just so many other ways that a woman can make money without having to feel like that's a pathway that they need to go to. 1.00

04:15:33.660 If they enjoy it and that's what they want to do, then by all means, but if they're young and impressionable, I think it would be a better idea to kind of, like, show them another avenue before going into sex work.

04:15:49.800 Just because you said you wanted to be here to, like, encourage girls to do stuff like that.

04:15:56.440 And then also, like, it can be kind of...

04:15:57.460 I don't think she's encouraging women to... 0.99

04:16:00.020 I don't think that's what she meant.

04:16:01.020 Oh, did I mishear?

04:16:02.460 I think so.

04:16:03.000 Is that what you meant?

04:16:04.320 Sorry, I didn't, like...

04:16:05.620 I'm just going to move on because I don't think it's a particularly interesting conversation, but, you know, for a 24-year-old, you're a little on the tired side there.

04:16:15.620 Most 24-year-olds have a little more energy.

04:16:17.620 What's going on?

04:16:18.240 No, I need to go home because I have a dog, and I'm worried.

04:16:23.340 Your dog in Mexico?

04:16:25.200 Here, in my place, in West Hollywood.

04:16:28.160 Is it a purse dog?

04:16:29.040 Wait, do you live here?

04:16:29.700 Do you have one of those little purse dogs?

04:16:30.920 I live here.

04:16:31.120 Oh, you're...

04:16:32.440 Are you a citizen, or...?

04:16:34.000 I have work visa. 0.96

04:16:35.600 To be a porn star? 0.51

04:16:37.780 No. 0.82

04:16:38.960 What's your work visa for?

04:16:41.160 I work in the music company.

04:16:44.240 Nice.

04:16:44.980 Two times a day.

04:16:46.840 Yeah.

04:16:49.240 An administration of business, and I do OnlyFans.

04:16:52.680 Oh, okay.

04:16:54.140 All right.

04:16:54.620 That's cool, I guess.

04:16:55.460 I'm assistant of producer of music, have a big company of music, yeah.

04:17:04.840 Okay.

04:17:06.640 Does it sound like...

04:17:08.180 Does it sound like that?

04:17:11.620 Is that the kind of music?

04:17:16.440 Awesome.

04:17:16.980 Can you close the door?

04:17:17.580 Okay, and then your thing, you said, I'm sure not everyone has the same opinion, because

04:17:24.840 lots of the girls have a different opinion about fans, or even have a texter on the platform 0.97

04:17:30.200 and don't even talk to them.

04:17:31.260 That could be the disagreement?

04:17:32.600 Yeah.

04:17:35.400 Okay.

04:17:35.960 Do you want to elaborate, or...?

04:17:37.620 No, I mean, we talked a lot about me and my situation.

04:17:42.060 I think I got my point.

04:17:44.180 I mean, there are not many OnlyFans girls on this podcast today.

04:17:50.260 They, like, were episodes where there were more OnlyFans girls, and that was kind of expected

04:17:57.800 with my ideas, so I don't really think we can, like, discuss this on this episode, because

04:18:04.120 I don't have someone to, yeah, to have, like, made the same or different experience, because,

04:18:12.640 like, the girls didn't make the experience with fans, so this was what I thought we could

04:18:19.280 discuss, but I think it's not the right place.

04:18:23.980 Okay.

04:18:24.540 That's cool.

04:18:26.520 Let me see.

04:18:27.660 Any other...

04:18:29.300 While I just opened it up, any dating-related topics anybody else would like to...

04:18:35.020 Excuse me.

04:18:36.140 Touch on.

04:18:38.020 Disagreement.

04:18:40.400 Old Marriott White Guy donated $69.

04:18:44.080 If this is my favorite show, is there something wrong with me?

04:18:48.280 My wife is hooked, too.

04:18:50.580 Is there something wrong with her?

04:18:52.700 Yes.

04:18:54.380 You guys, you should probably see a medical doctor.

04:18:57.520 You might have to get something amputated.

04:18:59.460 Yeah, thank you for the TTS.

04:19:00.580 Really appreciate it, man.

04:19:01.300 Thank you.

04:19:01.680 Thank you.

04:19:01.980 There is something wrong with it being your favorite show, and knowing that it's your favorite

04:19:07.360 show, you only send in $69.

04:19:09.800 The hell?

04:19:11.380 I mean, episode 200, a little champagne pop. 0.60

04:19:14.540 Unbelievable.

04:19:15.240 A little champagne pop, maybe.

04:19:16.200 The legendary Trash Panda donated $69.

04:19:20.200 Yeah, I noticed that.

04:19:21.980 Brixen, chair one to two slash looking downhole podcast.

04:19:26.060 Yep.

04:19:26.500 Chair two, two girls, one cup. 0.86

04:19:29.160 Chair three, conswell a family guy.

04:19:31.480 Chair four, dollar stow John Lennon.

04:19:34.000 Chair four, dollar stow Rachel.

04:19:35.820 Chair six, smash but with nose job.

04:19:39.280 Wait, what?

04:19:40.060 Okay.

04:19:44.220 Thank you, Trash Panda.

04:19:46.560 Yeah, what's...

04:19:47.080 I've been up...

04:19:47.660 I mean, I didn't want to say anything.

04:19:48.660 I just thought maybe you're, like, autistic or something. 0.99

04:19:50.380 But, like, why were you looking down the entire fucking show? 0.99

04:19:53.380 It's so weird. 0.99

04:19:54.340 I'm really trying not to.

04:19:55.680 I just...

04:19:56.180 I can hear better whenever I'm not.

04:19:58.280 I can listen better whenever I'm not, like, looking at...

04:20:00.440 Can you scoot into the table and scoot into the mic?

04:20:01.640 Sorry, I can listen better whenever I'm not, like, looking at everybody.

04:20:05.840 Oh.

04:20:06.440 So, yeah.

04:20:07.520 What does the key around your neck unlock?

04:20:11.780 It's just a key.

04:20:14.520 It doesn't go to anything?

04:20:15.980 Mm-mm.

04:20:16.280 It's just a necklace.

04:20:18.760 Because normally when people are looking down, they're either on drugs or...

04:20:22.620 They're on drugs.

04:20:24.380 No, I'm not on drugs, I promise.

04:20:25.900 Oh, okay.

04:20:26.380 That's fine.

04:20:26.860 Just...

04:20:27.340 We've had, like...

04:20:28.100 It's episode 200.

04:20:29.040 There's been 200 people who've sat in that chair.

04:20:30.860 I've never seen somebody, like...

04:20:33.040 I guess everybody has their idiosyncrasies or whatever, but...

04:20:36.460 I thought that was kind of peculiar.

04:20:38.180 I'm sorry.

04:20:38.780 I mean, that's kind of why I asked if I could doodle.

04:20:41.700 Because if I'm doodling, I can listen, too.

04:20:43.460 Oh, no.

04:20:44.020 We definitely would not have...

04:20:45.460 Yeah, so that's why I'm, like, here.

04:20:46.740 But I'm actively listening.

04:20:48.260 Sorry if it's awkward and weird.

04:20:49.900 Fair enough.

04:20:52.060 Twitch gifted another three subs.

04:20:54.020 Hey, Twitch, thank you.

04:20:54.780 What is going on?

04:20:55.660 This is...

04:20:56.180 Just kind of, like...

04:20:58.100 What's that term?

04:20:59.460 So, I looked into it.

04:21:00.780 There's a program going on right now.

04:21:03.600 Oh, yeah?

04:21:03.820 And for, like, X amount of subs and whatnot that you get, you just automatically get X amount from Twitch.

04:21:09.480 Oh, that's cool.

04:21:11.600 Okay, so it's not even, like, an unpaid intern.

04:21:13.900 It's just, like...

04:21:14.640 No, it's just an automated thing.

04:21:16.680 Oh, okay.

04:21:18.400 Interesting.

04:21:19.240 Interesting.

04:21:21.060 Let's see here.

04:21:22.140 So, I think before the TTS has come in, do you...

04:21:24.400 I mean, do you have anything that you want to speak on?

04:21:26.380 I feel like you haven't talked too much, but...

04:21:29.100 Not that I can think of off the top of my head.

04:21:31.480 I'm just kind of waiting to see if there is a topic that I am interested in and looking for the right time to butt in.

04:21:38.340 But I also don't want to, like, be rude or interrupt anybody at all either.

04:21:45.520 Mm-hmm.

04:21:46.800 Okay.

04:21:47.280 Are there...

04:21:47.920 I mean, you said you wanted to have a comment with Andrew.

04:21:49.640 Is there anything you disagree with Andrew on?

04:21:51.760 Uh, not necessarily.

04:21:53.640 Not disagree.

04:21:55.000 Um...

04:21:55.720 Uh, I don't really know what specific, like, conversation he and I would have...

04:22:00.200 I have an idea.

04:22:01.500 My Sogony, so what, donated $69.

04:22:04.340 Austin, can you play the track?

04:22:05.160 Hello, Deutschland.

04:22:06.660 We will Wiener Schnitzel can man for Schwinden Lassen.

04:22:09.760 Is that German?

04:22:13.820 Yeah.

04:22:14.040 Okay, you can pause it.

04:22:35.440 Any thought?

04:22:38.620 Nothing to say to that.

04:22:40.380 I didn't...

04:22:41.020 I didn't understand.

04:22:43.240 You don't like Women Named Erica or what? 0.98

04:22:45.620 It's a beautiful song, by the way.

04:22:50.060 Is it, like, TOS to play that, by the way?

04:22:53.280 Like, is that...

04:22:54.200 I don't think it is.

04:22:55.580 No, it's fine, bro.

04:22:56.780 I think it's okay.

04:22:58.380 I think it's okay.

04:22:59.320 Wasn't it a marching song even before, you know?

04:23:05.300 It's still...

04:23:06.140 It's still wildly...

04:23:07.280 Or, uh, widely played.

04:23:09.660 Um, usually at, um...

04:23:12.940 Very nationalistic events of certain types, Brian. 1.00

04:23:17.280 Oh, shit. 0.99

04:23:18.060 Okay, my bad. 1.00

04:23:18.740 No, I'm kidding.

04:23:19.400 I'm kidding.

04:23:19.900 I'm joking.

04:23:20.520 Oh, okay, okay, okay.

04:23:21.680 I don't know.

04:23:22.280 I just...

04:23:24.220 Anyways.

04:23:26.400 Awkward.

04:23:29.320 So, would you ever date...

04:23:33.320 Wait, hold on a minute.

04:23:34.740 Uh, what do you...

04:23:35.460 Like, what's the difference between, like, American men and German guys, you know?

04:23:39.820 Mm, I mean, they are different German guys and they are different American guys.

04:23:45.180 I wouldn't say there's a difference between, like, American and German guys.

04:23:51.560 So, I think, like, like, like, German guys, but, like, not all guys, like, not all German

04:24:00.500 guys, they are maybe a little bit more, um, I don't know, like, strict, instead of ring

04:24:07.980 word, like, um, like, American guys, normally, like, what you expect from American, like, what

04:24:14.780 you saw on TV, uh, like, a little bit more chill, um, yeah, maybe, like, this is something

04:24:23.600 what I think about.

04:24:24.620 Mm-hmm.

04:24:26.800 Okay.

04:24:27.540 That's cool, bro.

04:24:29.300 That's dope. 0.93

04:24:31.480 Oh, in your messages to us, you described yourself as traditional?

04:24:37.760 Do you consider yourself traditional?

04:24:39.880 I don't know what I mean. 0.99

04:24:41.240 Bro, who fucking wrote this for you, dog? 0.99

04:24:44.340 Somebody, how do you say traditional? 1.00

04:24:46.500 Traditional?

04:24:47.180 Traditional is like, uh.

04:24:48.280 In Spanish?

04:24:49.340 How do you say that?

04:24:50.100 It's like.

04:24:51.160 Traditional.

04:24:52.100 Traditional.

04:24:52.640 Political.

04:24:52.660 Political or lifestyle?

04:24:55.420 Uh, lifestyle.

04:24:56.500 Ah, okay.

04:24:57.360 Yeah.

04:24:58.420 Hold on.

04:24:58.840 Yeah.

04:24:59.460 Traditional.

04:25:00.580 Traditional.

04:25:01.460 Yeah, I am.

04:25:02.840 Oh, okay, okay.

04:25:03.800 Yeah.

04:25:04.420 Mm-hmm.

04:25:04.660 Yeah, okay.

04:25:05.700 Yeah.

04:25:06.200 You said you were a traditional?

04:25:07.860 Yeah.

04:25:08.520 Traditional.

04:25:08.880 Are you?

04:25:10.260 Yeah.

04:25:10.540 Is doing, you do BG content, right?

04:25:16.340 Uh, yes.

04:25:18.120 Oh, why were you shaking your head?

04:25:19.500 Oh, no.

04:25:20.380 I, sorry.

04:25:21.400 I wanted to tell you that you have.

04:25:23.020 Yeah, I do.

04:25:24.240 I do.

04:25:24.800 This is, I just thought about that.

04:25:26.220 I didn't really have to say something.

04:25:27.640 Oh, I have a bit of like, yeah.

04:25:29.160 No, no, I just wanted to tell you.

04:25:30.640 Yeah, I got a couple flakes.

04:25:31.880 How to bring it in.

04:25:33.020 Thank you.

04:25:33.880 Yeah, I got some flakes, yeah.

04:25:35.480 You should actually, there's a little something.

04:25:37.080 Seeking Asylum donated $69.

04:25:40.040 Our sailboat sank in a storm, and insurance was a scam.

04:25:44.640 Need 300 people yet to donate $1,000 to relaunch Seeking Asylum for free therapeutic sailing with autistic kids.

04:25:52.860 What?

04:25:53.300 Isn't it, isn't it right here on her, Brian, around the chest region?

04:25:56.760 She has some silicone there. 1.00

04:25:58.880 She should probably brush that off, right?

04:26:01.200 Probably something like that.

04:26:02.420 Okay, so you're traditional.

04:26:03.620 Yeah.

04:26:03.760 Yeah, and I do collaboration in my OF. 0.97

04:26:10.320 But you do porn. 0.94

04:26:12.040 Yeah. 0.97

04:26:12.240 So how can you be like a traditional woman? 0.98

04:26:14.320 Because I'm single, and when I get married, I want traditional. 0.99

04:26:19.540 So you want a guy to like pay for dates and shit? 0.97

04:26:22.280 If the fans want to pay me for dates, I'm okay, eh? 0.98

04:26:26.080 What does that have to do with fans?

04:26:29.100 Don't you want to date a fan?

04:26:31.220 Yeah.

04:26:31.600 Yeah, I do it before. 1.00

04:26:33.760 Oh my god, all this girl does is fucking lie. 1.00

04:26:35.280 No es lie, I swear. 1.00

04:26:38.300 Okay, well, maybe it's not lying, but it's pandering one way or the other.

04:26:41.620 No es lie?

04:26:43.000 Really?

04:26:45.020 No es lie.

04:26:46.340 No es lie?

04:26:47.540 Donde esta la biblia?

04:26:49.260 No, I date with my fans.

04:26:52.460 That's great.

04:26:53.020 So, okay.

04:26:54.100 When you're, whoever you date, whether it's a fan, whether it's a guy who's not your fan,

04:26:58.580 you want to get married, you want a traditional relationship with him.

04:27:02.320 Yeah.

04:27:02.600 So you want a provider.

04:27:05.360 You want chivalry.

04:27:06.780 Yeah, yeah.

04:27:08.180 But, so you're not a traditional woman, though.

04:27:13.500 Why?

04:27:13.920 The lack of modesty, being involved in sex work, that's not a traditional woman. 1.00

04:27:23.180 Oh, for me it is.

04:27:25.380 I think it's that.

04:27:26.600 Hold on.

04:27:26.800 Now, my lifestyle, maybe no it's, for your eyes, no it's traditional, but for me it's

04:27:36.840 very traditional, it's very normal.

04:27:39.060 In your culture?

04:27:40.120 In my culture.

04:27:41.440 Aren't Mexicans predominantly Catholic?

04:27:44.720 Yeah, I'm Catholic.

04:27:46.200 You're Catholic? 0.74

04:27:46.920 Yeah.

04:27:47.060 Okay.

04:27:47.700 Uh-huh.

04:27:48.240 Take it away, Andrew.

04:27:49.860 And I think that's a matter that I do only fans, so I do porn in my OF.

04:27:54.860 Do you think?

04:27:55.360 I think that's a matter.

04:27:56.020 Wait, you're Catholic?

04:27:57.360 Yeah.

04:27:57.940 So you're Christian?

04:27:59.460 Catholic.

04:28:00.360 Well, yeah, okay, so you're Catholic.

04:28:01.580 Yeah, what kind of Catholic?

04:28:03.420 And I'm a good person.

04:28:04.880 I don't feel I'm bad person because I do only fans.

04:28:07.020 Do you do Santa Maria?

04:28:08.980 Sorry?

04:28:09.760 Wait, there's something going on.

04:28:10.560 Do you do, like, Santa Maria?

04:28:14.160 Yes.

04:28:15.600 Yeah.

04:28:18.240 Actually, next to my bed I have Christ and La Virgen Maria.

04:28:24.780 Frank and Becca donated $100.

04:28:26.680 Because I'm Catholic.

04:28:27.700 Brian, thank you for all that you do with your platform.

04:28:31.580 Long live whatever.

04:28:32.960 Andrew, you are my spirit animal, sans sapien.

04:28:36.900 I love what you two are doing for the dating scene.

04:28:39.680 Thank you, Frank.

04:28:45.800 Thank you, Frank.

04:28:46.640 Sorry.

04:28:47.000 Thank you.

04:28:48.020 Hey, I really appreciate that, Frank and Becca.

04:28:50.020 It's very kind of you to sit.

04:28:52.460 So back to this, can I ask you a couple of questions?

04:28:54.920 What does traditional mean?

04:28:57.300 What does that mean?

04:28:58.060 For me, the lifestyle traditional is, like, have a husband, kids, get married, you know.

04:29:08.480 I'm traditional.

04:29:10.300 And one day I want to do that.

04:29:13.860 Yeah.

04:29:14.280 What does a Catholic church is... 0.98

04:29:15.680 That's a matter that I do only fans.

04:29:17.200 Can you tell me what the Catholic church's official doctrine on prostitution is?

04:29:21.000 Sorry, the guy is loud and I can't hear you.

04:29:24.160 Again, please?

04:29:25.740 Yeah.

04:29:25.980 Can you tell me what the Catholic church's official doctrine on prostitution is?

04:29:29.480 I think if you believe in Christ, that doesn't matter.

04:29:35.980 And, you know, not do bad things to the other persons, you know.

04:29:40.820 I do good things with the persons.

04:29:42.960 Oh, sorry.

04:29:43.480 Yeah, sorry.

04:29:43.980 Not Santa Maria.

04:29:44.900 Santeria.

04:29:45.640 My bad.

04:29:46.160 Santeria.

04:29:46.720 Do you do Santeria?

04:29:48.280 Is it Santeria Catholicism?

04:29:51.820 Santeria.

04:29:52.940 Santeria.

04:29:53.380 Yeah, Santeria.

04:29:54.140 No.

04:29:54.780 No way.

04:29:55.680 No.

04:29:55.980 Why would that be bad?

04:29:58.040 No, I'm Catholic.

04:29:59.700 Hang on, hang on. 0.98

04:30:00.560 Why would Santeria be bad, but prostitution would be good? 1.00

04:30:04.660 Oh, you think I'm a prostitute? 1.00

04:30:07.860 Yes. 0.94

04:30:08.720 No, I'm not yet.

04:30:10.640 I can't be.

04:30:11.100 I'm sorry. 0.96

04:30:11.120 Do you have sex with... 0.97

04:30:12.080 I'm sorry. 1.00

04:30:12.560 Do you have sex for money?

04:30:13.560 Depends of the client and how much. 0.99

04:30:15.380 Do you have sex for money? 0.91

04:30:18.920 I can do that. 0.99

04:30:19.980 Yes.

04:30:20.340 Why not?

04:30:21.140 That's prostitution. 1.00

04:30:22.320 I think I'm enjoying more if somebody pays me.

04:30:25.020 Yeah, is that prostitution? 1.00

04:30:27.240 Yes. 1.00

04:30:28.500 Okay, well, then you're a prostitute, so... 1.00

04:30:30.820 Yeah, maybe. 1.00

04:30:32.020 Yes.

04:30:32.560 A little bit.

04:30:33.360 Yeah, so what does the Catholic Church say about prostitution? 0.94

04:30:37.860 I'm no affect to the other persons, you know?

04:30:40.680 I don't...

04:30:41.240 Yeah, what does the Catholic Church say about prostitution? 1.00

04:30:44.600 I don't know.

04:30:45.100 You tell me.

04:30:45.900 You know?

04:30:46.320 I don't know.

04:30:46.500 No, you tell me.

04:30:47.080 You're the Catholic.

04:30:47.940 I'm not Catholic.

04:30:48.640 What does the Catholic Church say about prostitution? 0.97

04:30:53.840 No, I...

04:30:55.280 You don't know?

04:30:56.620 No.

04:30:57.740 Are they for it? 0.99

04:30:59.460 Can you tell me that the Catholic Church is for prostitution? 0.99

04:31:02.360 Can you just go ahead and write in the mic and say the Catholic Church is for prostitution? 0.96

04:31:06.100 I don't know the words in English, but I think it's good if you don't do nothing bad to the other person, that's okay for God.

04:31:20.200 Stop the coping.

04:31:21.180 Hang on.

04:31:21.500 Stop coping.

04:31:22.460 You know exactly what I'm asking you.

04:31:24.480 Okay.

04:31:24.880 Is the Catholic Church, Catholic Church, for or against prostitution?

04:31:34.360 I...

04:31:34.760 Against.

04:31:36.900 Gentleman's Mind donated $69.

04:31:39.960 Great show.

04:31:41.180 What is that?

04:31:41.620 Men often think logically.

04:31:43.280 Women value emotions. 1.00

04:31:45.380 Curious.

04:31:46.300 How can we better understand emotions' value to women? 0.93

04:31:49.180 Especially since tone and emotional expression are often overlooked by men.

04:31:55.520 Thank you, Gentleman's Mind.

04:31:59.580 Hello to woman. 1.00

04:32:00.960 Okay.

04:32:04.540 Can you answer my question now?

04:32:06.540 Yes.

04:32:07.520 Uh-huh.

04:32:08.040 Yeah.

04:32:08.460 I think it's good for God. 0.98

04:32:12.020 Oh, you think the Catholic Church is for prostitution? 0.96

04:32:14.640 In my case, I think they say that's fine. 0.98

04:32:19.620 In my case.

04:32:20.560 I don't know another cases of the girls.

04:32:23.920 I mean, I guess the guys at this church...

04:32:25.640 I don't know if I can say that.

04:32:28.000 I don't...

04:32:28.880 I would rather not say that.

04:32:30.760 Yeah.

04:32:31.840 You mean about the priests?

04:32:34.640 No.

04:32:35.020 Something about...

04:32:35.980 You were going to say that the Catholic priests do the bad things with the kids, weren't

04:32:41.460 you?

04:32:42.080 Weren't you?

04:32:42.700 Yeah.

04:32:42.740 I wanted to say that I think the guys did the worst things that we do, or we even could

04:32:47.520 do.

04:32:48.500 Yeah.

04:32:48.880 That's what I wanted to say.

04:32:49.760 Yeah.

04:32:50.160 Well, okay.

04:32:50.980 Great. 0.94

04:32:51.420 So, some Catholic priests do bad things. 0.56

04:32:54.300 I agree.

04:32:55.120 Yeah.

04:32:55.480 Is the Catholic Church for or against prostitution? 0.99

04:32:57.720 I think maybe I'm a good prostitute. 0.98

04:33:01.660 I'm a good person, so I think I'm a good prostitute. 0.98

04:33:05.980 Do you have a priest? 0.92

04:33:08.100 Priest?

04:33:08.720 It's like...

04:33:09.400 Yeah.

04:33:09.980 Yes.

04:33:11.200 You have a priest?

04:33:13.180 Yeah.

04:33:13.520 Not now, in my place.

04:33:16.260 Oh. 1.00

04:33:17.180 Would your priest tell you that you were a good prostitute? 1.00

04:33:22.260 I don't ask, but I ask him. 0.99

04:33:26.380 Don't you go to confession?

04:33:28.720 Yeah.

04:33:30.120 Yeah. 0.99

04:33:30.420 Do you confess that you're a prostitute at confession? 0.99

04:33:33.380 Yes. 0.99

04:33:34.660 And what does your priest say?

04:33:36.000 That's okay.

04:33:36.660 Just go.

04:33:37.860 Hang on.

04:33:38.560 Does your priest say, good, great, awesome? 1.00

04:33:41.200 You're the best prostitute ever? 1.00

04:33:43.160 No. 1.00

04:33:43.580 He told me, go to God.

04:33:46.620 Reza Tres Aves Marias.

04:33:48.640 Your trolling is so low tier, I can't even do it.

04:33:51.580 Like, I just can't even humor it anymore.

04:33:53.600 It's so low tier.

04:33:54.840 It's like, we've had high tier trolls on the show, and you're just not it. 0.95

04:33:59.300 You're a very low tier troll. 0.93

04:34:01.140 You understand exactly what's being said. 0.98

04:34:03.460 You know exactly what's being said.

04:34:04.700 You just told me that... 0.97

04:34:05.580 I'm not a bad person just because I'm a prostitute. 0.99

04:34:07.720 Andrew, the Catholic Church believes, Andrew, that I'm the best prostitute. 1.00

04:34:12.600 Just shut up. 1.00

04:34:13.420 Just fucking ridiculous. 1.00

04:34:13.920 I'm not a bad person because you say I'm a prostitute. 1.00

04:34:16.680 You're embarrassing yourself. 1.00

04:34:18.420 You're embarrassing yourself. 1.00

04:34:19.840 It's ridiculous. 1.00

04:34:21.040 Low tier trolls. 0.97

04:34:21.720 You know, it's also, Andrew, you know when it comes to, like, the girls who, like, and

04:34:26.020 it's almost always the OF girls because they're trying to, like, oh, how can I try to, like,

04:34:32.940 put on an act or whatever?

04:34:35.720 They would be more successful if they just came on and had an authentic conversation.

04:34:41.260 Are you a feminist? 1.00

04:34:58.420 Yes.

04:34:59.540 Uh-oh.

04:35:01.280 Okay.

04:35:03.580 Well, we're going to move off of...

04:35:05.420 I think we need to stop feeding the troll, but...

04:35:08.500 Agreed.

04:35:08.980 Going around the table, do you consider yourself a feminist? 1.00

04:35:13.380 Uh, yes.

04:35:15.600 Okay.

04:35:16.260 Yes.

04:35:17.940 No.

04:35:19.540 No.

04:35:20.540 That's a hard one.

04:35:21.920 Yeah, to a degree.

04:35:24.480 Yes.

04:35:25.320 Q, are you a feminist? 1.00

04:35:26.920 I wasn't before, but I think I am now because I do support the dogs and cats needing homes,

04:35:35.680 and I think it's a lot of sheltered animals out here.

04:35:38.980 And who better to give these lovely creatures a home? 0.66

04:35:44.240 I'm tired of seeing the S.P.A. on TV.

04:35:46.760 Call this number now.

04:35:48.100 In the arms of the angel. 0.93

04:35:49.900 You know, feminists aren't exactly angels, but they can give these animals a home, 1.00

04:35:55.220 and they can find some comfort there.

04:35:56.980 So, yes, I'm an advocate of feminism. 0.99

04:35:59.980 That's beautiful.

04:36:00.760 Q, how can we support you in this great and noble endeavor to make sure that every feminist 1.00

04:36:07.940 in the United States has a kitty cat in the United States has a kitty cat in the United States.

04:36:11.500 Oh, now suddenly you understand everything I'm saying.

04:36:14.300 Now suddenly you understand subtext.

04:36:15.820 Watching from Puerto Rico.

04:36:16.860 Now suddenly you understand the language is fine.

04:36:19.320 I spelled your name wrong, so the TTS pronounces it correctly.

04:36:23.080 I am Catholic and respect all religions. 0.78

04:36:26.600 Mexican lady just trolling and doesn't understand. 1.00

04:36:30.420 Well, she doesn't understand.

04:36:31.620 Thank you, appreciate it.

04:36:32.500 She understands fine.

04:36:33.340 She just was laughing her ass off hearing this exchange.

04:36:36.380 She understood it just fine.

04:36:38.020 She understood the context, which is the most important. 1.00

04:36:40.660 You're full of shit, lady. 1.00

04:36:41.840 But anyway, back to you, Q. 1.00

04:36:43.840 I did enjoy your cat lady analogy.

04:36:48.140 And to answer your question, Andrew, we can donate for all the cats and dogs.

04:36:53.500 Any feminists out there who want to donate, just donate. 1.00

04:36:56.400 Call the number 1-800-PATRIARCHY4PETS.

04:37:00.380 I love it.

04:37:01.880 That's beautiful.

04:37:02.600 Patriarchy for pets.

04:37:03.880 PFP.

04:37:04.640 That's great.

04:37:07.340 We should all aspire to.

04:37:09.540 I want to be on the board of Patriarchy for Pets.

04:37:11.660 Absolutely, Andrew.

04:37:13.780 You've been hired.

04:37:16.920 Awesome.

04:37:17.240 Ryan, you want to join?

04:37:18.300 I'm right there.

04:37:20.060 I'm on the team.

04:37:21.000 It's a good start.

04:37:21.340 I'm on the team.

04:37:22.040 It's a good start.

04:37:22.620 We're on our way.

04:37:23.760 We're on the way.

04:37:25.080 Okay, going around the table, would you rather be stuck in the woods with a random man or a random bear?

04:37:31.380 Man.

04:37:36.360 How deep in the woods am I?

04:37:38.200 It's difficult.

04:37:42.840 It depends on how aggressive the bear and the man is.

04:37:47.160 Germany has bears, right?

04:37:48.220 Can you tilt your mic down a little bit?

04:37:49.740 Awesome.

04:37:50.440 Like this?

04:37:51.800 Yeah.

04:37:52.400 Does Germany have Eurasian brown bears?

04:37:54.300 What do you have?

04:37:55.000 Does Germany have Eurasian brown bears?

04:37:57.880 What kind of brown bears?

04:37:59.040 Brown bears.

04:37:59.840 Eurasian.

04:38:00.900 Germany has bears, right? 1.00

04:38:02.560 I'm going to Google this shit. 1.00

04:38:03.920 Bears. 1.00

04:38:04.820 Bears, yeah.

04:38:05.420 I think bears in Germany.

04:38:07.480 And bears, like, everywhere?

04:38:09.660 Wait, they've been extinct in Germany since the 1800s.

04:38:13.640 Oh, I guess not.

04:38:14.620 Also, the animals.

04:38:16.240 Yeah, I get that, but I didn't get that.

04:38:18.600 There was a bear named Bruno in 2006 that wandered 155 miles from northern Italy to Bavaria.

04:38:26.140 Can I pick black bear?

04:38:29.620 Let's say a grizzly.

04:38:30.780 It's a random man and a random bear.

04:38:33.380 Can the random man be black bear? 0.79

04:38:35.840 The random man could be black.

04:38:38.000 But. 0.92

04:38:38.740 Or Mexican. 0.99

04:38:42.240 Or Mexican. 0.99

04:38:45.000 Or Asian. 0.99

04:38:46.300 Or white.

04:38:47.120 A random Q or a random bear?

04:38:51.480 He also could be.

04:38:55.080 It could also be a they, since you date theys. 0.99

04:38:59.100 What's wrong with dating theys? 1.00

04:39:01.100 I didn't say that.

04:39:01.760 I just said it could be a they. 1.00

04:39:04.680 Actually, speaking of which, hold on.

04:39:07.000 Wait, before we get back to the bear thing, do you think it's wrong for men to not want to date a trans woman?

04:39:14.700 No.

04:39:15.060 No objections?

04:39:16.560 No objections?

04:39:16.660 Just because they're trans?

04:39:18.560 Yeah, I don't think that's right. 0.55

04:39:18.820 Like, I don't want to date you because you're trans? 1.00

04:39:21.060 Yeah, I don't think that's right.

04:39:22.040 No objections?

04:39:22.820 No.

04:39:23.020 Okay.

04:39:25.340 No objections.

04:39:28.380 Okay.

04:39:28.900 Now, another question for you.

04:39:30.660 Is it straight for a man to date a trans woman? 0.94

04:39:35.860 No.

04:39:40.740 Oh, okay.

04:39:41.560 That was simple enough.

04:39:44.180 All right.

04:39:45.260 Fair answer.

04:39:46.800 Well, I guess it depends, too.

04:39:49.000 Oh, there we go.

04:39:52.080 She knew it was coming, bro.

04:39:54.300 She knew it was coming.

04:39:55.020 I was waiting.

04:39:56.360 I was waiting.

04:39:57.440 I knew you couldn't just leave it there.

04:40:00.460 I guess it would just kind of depend on, like, how far along their transition they are.

04:40:05.940 Like, if they did, I think...

04:40:07.860 They're fully transitioned.

04:40:08.920 All the way.

04:40:09.640 All the way.

04:40:10.260 They have cut off the D, and now it is the fake P.

04:40:16.100 Are you a heterosexual? 1.00

04:40:18.980 Do you have sex with that individual? 0.88

04:40:20.880 If you went into the relationship not knowing that they were trans and they were fully transitioned... 0.94

04:40:25.420 No, you knew.

04:40:26.180 Oh, you knew?

04:40:27.620 Now, you know that they have transitioned.

04:40:29.480 You know this, yes.

04:40:30.460 I guess it's kind of hard.

04:40:38.220 I think I'd still have to say no.

04:40:41.040 What about you?

04:40:42.520 I think it depends on if he had, like, especially searched for this kind of person, or did he

04:40:50.960 just meet her randomly and fell in love and then just accepted what she or her have been 0.99

04:40:59.580 Well, yeah, he met her, and he fell in love with her, and then he fucked her. 1.00

04:41:07.400 Yeah. 1.00

04:41:07.880 Is he straight or is he not straight?

04:41:09.880 I mean, we talked about, like, not having sex on your first date, so he had this change

04:41:15.960 chance to meet her, fell in love, and then he just accepts.

04:41:21.100 Techno Trooper donated $69.

04:41:23.600 Men in their prime working years, ages 25 to 54, are dropping out of the workforce.

04:41:30.860 Would you date any of these men out of work?

04:41:34.160 We'll do a quick show of hands.

04:41:35.740 Would you date any Techno Trooper?

04:41:37.240 Thank you for the TTS.

04:41:38.080 Would you date any of these men out of work?

04:41:40.240 They're not employed.

04:41:43.620 They're not employed.

04:41:44.920 Would you date a man who's not employed, basically?

04:41:47.320 I have.

04:41:48.700 No.

04:41:49.100 Show of hands?

04:41:49.680 Okay.

04:41:50.740 Okay.

04:41:52.600 Continue on.

04:41:53.580 You were saying, well, it depends.

04:41:54.380 Yeah, I don't have an opinion.

04:41:55.960 It depends on the person or the situation and how he, like, yeah, it depends.

04:42:02.200 I don't have an yeah or no.

04:42:03.860 I just don't have an opinion for that.

04:42:06.500 Okay.

04:42:07.040 What do you think?

04:42:08.120 The guys dated with trans? 0.99

04:42:10.960 Yeah.

04:42:11.760 That is a preference of, yeah, that's good.

04:42:14.680 Is it straight?

04:42:17.380 Is it straight?

04:42:18.400 Okay.

04:42:18.800 Yeah.

04:42:20.500 It's straight.

04:42:21.580 I don't, I don't really know, but I think yes, because, yeah.

04:42:26.780 All right.

04:42:27.420 We'll get answers from everybody else.

04:42:28.820 What about you?

04:42:30.340 I really don't know.

04:42:31.800 I really don't know.

04:42:32.700 Like, this is actually a topic that I am kind of curious about.

04:42:36.140 I just watched the video, like, on the surgery, and it was, like, a little bit horrifying

04:42:40.440 to me to watch.

04:42:42.260 So, I, like, I really don't know.

04:42:44.600 I don't know.

04:42:45.200 I feel like I don't know enough.

04:42:47.100 Is it straight or? 0.94

04:42:49.340 I think it's kind of gay. 1.00

04:42:50.220 Like, what's the, like, what's the threshold delineation here? 0.74

04:43:03.740 Like, is it just, is it just gay or is it not quite gay or?

04:43:10.320 I think it would fall under buy, not straight.

04:43:13.500 Not straight.

04:43:14.100 Like, you're not fully straight, but you're not fully.

04:43:16.240 Okay, all right.

04:43:17.120 I just want to ask you just to do something.

04:43:18.060 Big Sas Energy donated $69.

04:43:21.240 If the man was 40, a multimillionaire, and dropped out of the workforce, would you date

04:43:26.920 him?

04:43:27.860 Show of hands, would you date him?

04:43:29.500 What does mean and dropped off?

04:43:31.360 He quit.

04:43:32.100 He quit.

04:43:33.380 Would you date him?

04:43:34.660 Multimillionaire, 40, dropped out of the workforce.

04:43:37.240 I think he's retired early at that point.

04:43:38.740 Sure, but I guess he's not going to make more money, basically, from work.

04:43:43.620 Show of hands, would you date him?

04:43:44.900 Yes, no?

04:43:45.500 Yes, no.

04:43:46.120 If he's fine.

04:43:46.900 All right, Andrew, you have one question.

04:43:49.360 Yeah, just one simple question for you. 1.00

04:43:51.840 If a man sucks another man's dick, is he gay? 1.00

04:43:56.900 And he does it on purpose. 1.00

04:43:58.360 No coercion.

04:43:59.980 He does it on purpose because he wants to.

04:44:01.920 On purpose. 0.98

04:44:02.480 Is he gay? 0.59

04:44:03.360 Do they lock eyes? 0.99

04:44:05.860 No, it's gay. 0.64

04:44:06.580 I don't know.

04:44:07.460 Do we know, guys?

04:44:08.740 A girl's. 0.96

04:44:09.900 Yeah, and I know troll.

04:44:11.060 Hang on, hang on.

04:44:11.560 Let her answer.

04:44:12.160 Let her answer. 0.98

04:44:13.540 I think that's gay. 1.00

04:44:15.780 Yeah, that's gay, right? 0.99

04:44:16.860 Yeah. 1.00

04:44:17.780 But transgender people have removed their penis. 1.00

04:44:20.500 Now, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1.00

04:44:21.460 I just want to make sure.

04:44:22.180 I just want to make sure.

04:44:22.840 Hang on. 1.00

04:44:24.040 So, now he removes the penis, takes a piece of it, grafts it to himself, and that's 1.00

04:44:31.440 now what gets sucked. 1.00

04:44:33.020 Is that somehow less gay? 1.00

04:44:35.200 Sounds like a horror movie. 0.96

04:44:36.640 Like, no, I don't know. 0.98

04:44:41.600 Yeah, it's pretty gay. 0.97

04:44:42.600 It's pretty gay, right? 1.00

04:44:43.780 It's pretty gay. 0.99

04:44:45.940 Just saying. 0.96

04:44:46.840 Yeah.

04:44:47.500 I think it's all like a little bit out of my realm, honestly.

04:44:50.540 I don't know enough about it.

04:44:52.380 Word.

04:44:53.820 Hmm.

04:44:54.360 Hmm. 1.00

04:44:54.620 Andrew, what are your thoughts on the feminine penis? 1.00

04:45:00.580 What is that? 1.00

04:45:01.960 I don't know. 0.99

04:45:02.340 I just heard, like, there's such a thing as, like, a feminine penis or something. 1.00

04:45:05.200 Is it pink or? 0.97

04:45:06.200 Like, cis persons have the two genders, you know.

04:45:09.560 What the?

04:45:10.420 What the?

04:45:11.120 Gentleman's Mind donated $69.

04:45:14.020 Yeah, thank you, man.

04:45:14.560 Andrew and Brian.

04:45:15.480 Appreciate it.

04:45:15.920 Great show.

04:45:16.920 Men think logically.

04:45:18.340 Women value emotions. 1.00

04:45:20.280 What is the value of caring about tone and emotions for both MW?

04:45:24.740 Without this understanding, one side ends the conversation.

04:45:29.160 Hmm.

04:45:30.680 Hmm.

04:45:31.200 I feel like if you're offended by someone's tone, you should ask for clarification on that.

04:45:37.680 Interesting.

04:45:37.920 I feel like being offended by someone's tone, I can, it's understandable why, but as somebody

04:45:43.520 who also has trouble trying to portray a certain type of tone, asking for clarification

04:45:54.740 is always the best, because a lot of the times I don't mean it that way.

04:45:58.540 Hmm.

04:45:59.180 Hmm.

04:46:00.300 Big Sass Energy donated $69.

04:46:02.560 Big Sass. 1.00

04:46:03.380 Thank you, man.

04:46:03.840 If said 40-year-old multimillionaire dropped out of the workforce, earned a ridiculous amount

04:46:09.140 in interest every year, and was hilarious, would you date him?

04:46:13.600 If the answer is yes, based.

04:46:16.480 Is this you, Big Sass?

04:46:18.100 Is this you?

04:46:18.800 Like, you seem very specific.

04:46:20.380 You keep adding details.

04:46:21.500 I'm getting more and more specific.

04:46:22.860 Just ask him.

04:46:24.520 He wants to go out with us.

04:46:27.200 I don't get it.

04:46:27.780 It's like, it's like asking a woman, would you date a tall, handsome, attractive man?

04:46:34.700 It's just like, 40-year-old man who's a multimillionaire?

04:46:38.220 What's not to like?

04:46:40.060 Send us text.

04:46:42.000 Send your phone number in your picture.

04:46:43.880 What's your best dad joke?

04:46:45.100 Oh, boy.

04:46:46.440 Yeah, Big Sass, though. 1.00

04:46:47.400 Good to see you in the chat.

04:46:48.220 Thank you, man.

04:46:48.620 Appreciate it.

04:46:50.420 Word.

04:46:50.860 Oh, we were going around on the bear.

04:46:53.140 Okay, bear.

04:46:54.960 I think we left off with you.

04:46:58.400 Man or bear in the woods?

04:46:59.840 I wouldn't want with one of them being, like, with one of them.

04:47:03.920 Okay, I would choose the man, I think.

04:47:07.160 But if I can choose to be alone, then I would choose to be alone in the woods.

04:47:14.940 No, you can't.

04:47:15.660 You got to pick.

04:47:16.000 Then I would choose the man.

04:47:17.940 Okay.

04:47:18.440 Would you rather be, okay, man?

04:47:20.760 Man.

04:47:21.560 Man.

04:47:22.360 Bear.

04:47:22.960 Bear?

04:47:23.720 Oh, yeah.

04:47:25.340 Wait, why do you pick bear? 1.00

04:47:27.580 Because I'd rather be mauled than raped. 0.99

04:47:29.960 Sorry, I didn't mean to say that word. 0.99

04:47:31.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:47:31.900 Sorry.

04:47:32.260 But why is there an assumption that you would be...

04:47:37.420 Well, those would be, like, the scariest scenario with both of them.

04:47:41.100 Like, to me, those are the two scariest scenarios, and I'd rather be mauled to them.

04:47:43.960 Right, it could happen, but it could also not happen.

04:47:47.100 Or I could just not be in the woods, so I'm going to do that.

04:47:50.260 But so, okay, you're doing a risk assessment.

04:47:52.940 So what percentage of men do you think would grape you? 1.00

04:47:57.300 I don't know.

04:47:58.480 In this scenario?

04:47:59.820 I have no idea.

04:48:00.660 I mean, it must be high if you'd rather pick a bear, right?

04:48:06.180 Well, yeah.

04:48:07.240 So what percentage?

04:48:08.620 I think 40% of men in the woods alone with me would try and do something inappropriate.

04:48:15.600 Well, so, I mean, like, you've got to be specific, though.

04:48:18.140 So you said grape, right?

04:48:19.760 So what percentage would grape you?

04:48:23.300 40.

04:48:23.900 Still 40.

04:48:24.900 Okay, what percentage would do something, try to do something inappropriate?

04:48:27.940 More than 40 or still 40?

04:48:31.380 Yeah, more than 40.

04:48:33.580 Like, a guy might, like, wolf whistle you?

04:48:36.200 Like, whew, whew, like that?

04:48:38.120 No, I don't think that's terrible.

04:48:39.940 Oh, you like that.

04:48:40.740 No, I don't like that.

04:48:41.780 I do not like that.

04:48:42.700 But it's inappropriate, right?

04:48:43.880 It's inappropriate, but it's not, like, it doesn't affect me physically, mentally, or, like, spiritually.

04:48:48.440 Okay, I just want clarification on the 40%.

04:48:51.080 So 40% of men would grape you?

04:48:54.900 I think so.

04:48:55.340 Do you have male family members, brothers, cousins, father?

04:48:58.340 I have a father.

04:48:59.340 Do you have a son?

04:49:00.400 No.

04:49:01.000 Okay.

04:49:02.940 Cousins, male cousins?

04:49:04.560 So 40% of your male relatives would grape a woman? 0.99

04:49:09.720 Probably.

04:49:10.860 Just so you know, the low, this is low, right?

04:49:14.400 But just to fraction it off, like, one in three.

04:49:19.000 Like, one in three of the men you know, you think, would try to grape you if they could?

04:49:23.580 Yeah.

04:49:24.420 I think men are terrifying, yeah.

04:49:26.980 Wait, you think men are terrifying?

04:49:28.200 I'm so sorry.

04:49:29.020 Yeah, I don't want to be alone.

04:49:29.760 I mean, I kind of understand that, right?

04:49:31.780 Because I think that somewhere around 60% of women will make false grape accusations against men, if given the opportunity.

04:49:40.920 So I'm not even really disputing what you're saying.

04:49:44.400 Jackie O, 40-year-old, 6'2", multimillionaire, hilarious, great shape, handsome.

04:49:52.280 Me or the bear in the woods?

04:49:54.280 The bear.

04:49:55.040 It sounds like you could outrun me.

04:49:59.420 What?

04:50:01.440 Thank you, Big Sass.

04:50:02.740 Appreciate it.

04:50:03.420 6'2", multimillionaire, 4-year-old.

04:50:06.440 All right.

04:50:07.060 He's got a thing.

04:50:07.740 He's got a little crush here for Jackie.

04:50:09.480 Jackie O.

04:50:11.080 Thank you.

04:50:11.700 You're terrified of men.

04:50:13.940 Andrew, you were responding.

04:50:16.500 Oh, I was just saying, I think 60% of women will make a false grape accusation towards a man if they think it's beneficial to them. 0.85

04:50:22.160 So I completely understand where you're coming from.

04:50:26.420 I do believe that happens.

04:50:28.500 Yeah, 60%.

04:50:29.240 Yeah, I think 60% of women will do that. 1.00

04:50:32.020 I think there's a lot of really bad people out there.

04:50:34.160 So I like to just stick by myself or, you know.

04:50:38.320 Yeah.

04:50:39.400 I think 60% of women would do that to a man if they could get away with it. 0.99

04:50:43.780 Like, if they could get me, if a woman, 60% of women could get me alone in a room, right, I think that they would make a false grape accusation. 1.00

04:50:53.920 I think they would.

04:50:57.840 That's reasonable, right?

04:50:58.940 I mean, yeah, absolutely.

04:51:01.260 Sure.

04:51:02.260 Big Sass Energy donated $69. 0.99

04:51:05.200 Oh, damn. 0.99

04:51:05.740 Him so over you, Jackie O. 1.00

04:51:07.100 You lost him.

04:51:08.120 Sorry.

04:51:08.760 You lost him.

04:51:10.180 We got another couple coming in.

04:51:13.380 Big Sass, thank you for the support, man.

04:51:15.040 Really appreciate it.

04:51:15.780 Good to see you in the chat.

04:51:16.860 Whatever happened to, what was that?

04:51:18.800 The LPE, Loose P Energy?

04:51:22.720 Where did he go?

04:51:24.940 I want to say. 0.93

04:51:25.440 Yo, Trash, thank you, man.

04:51:27.540 The legendary Trash Panda donated $69.

04:51:30.900 $360,000, though.

04:51:31.380 Would you date a 40, yo, dad bod?

04:51:33.980 Can 360 no-scope headshot MF-Sephar-Ref-Rong no-cap cheeto fingers?

04:51:40.320 Makes about 200k a year.

04:51:42.660 Also, maybe eats food out of the Wendy's parking lot with a Magnum Dong.

04:51:47.160 That's right!

04:51:47.780 You see that clutchness? 0.99

04:51:49.040 I am fucking clutch! 0.99

04:51:49.700 Stop trying to get these dates all the time, dude. 0.99

04:51:51.960 Yo, Trash Panda, thank you, man. 0.99

04:51:53.080 I'm fucking married. 0.99

04:51:53.840 I'm married. 1.00

04:51:54.760 You just make fun of the cheeto fingers and the fact that I'm good at video games.

04:51:57.920 I'm sick of it.

04:51:58.640 360 no-scope.

04:52:00.600 Yeah.

04:52:03.360 Yes! 1.00

04:52:04.020 About time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game, motherfuckers, and I clutch 1.00

04:52:08.020 the goddamn grenade launcher. 1.00

04:52:09.540 That's fucking right! 1.00

04:52:10.460 We went around the table on the bear. 0.98

04:52:23.160 Oh, did you answer the bear question?

04:52:24.700 No.

04:52:24.960 Oh, would you rather come across a random man or a random bear in the woods?

04:52:31.920 A random man.

04:52:33.000 What's 40% of the male population in the U.S.?

04:52:40.080 It's like, isn't that like 70 million men?

04:52:43.900 Probably something around that.

04:52:44.900 70 million or something?

04:52:45.960 Mm-hmm.

04:52:46.960 That's a lot of men.

04:52:48.220 That's a lot of guys.

04:52:49.360 Kind of thrown under the bus there.

04:52:51.720 You know what I mean?

04:52:52.500 How big's the bus?

04:52:56.160 I'm just kidding.

04:52:56.760 Honk, honk.

04:52:57.660 I don't know.

04:52:58.140 It was the same bus that you took to elementary school.

04:53:01.040 I didn't take a bus in elementary school.

04:53:03.120 The short yellow one.

04:53:04.020 I walked.

04:53:06.280 To the bus.

04:53:07.240 Stop.

04:53:07.340 I walked to school.

04:53:08.220 You walked to the bus stop.

04:53:09.060 No, I walked to school.

04:53:10.000 You walked to school.

04:53:10.800 To school.

04:53:11.420 Yeah.

04:53:11.940 With my two feet.

04:53:13.320 Oh, but in high school you took-

04:53:15.020 Forrest Gump donated $69.

04:53:16.960 Yeah, Forrest.

04:53:17.440 Thank you, man.

04:53:18.180 Jackie Kennedy.

04:53:19.440 How many men in the USA are rapists?

04:53:22.220 I'm a little offended that you would choose the bear.

04:53:25.760 He's a little offended.

04:53:26.860 Do you have a response?

04:53:28.020 I'm very sorry I hurt your feelings.

04:53:31.200 I'm sorry you feel that way.

04:53:33.500 I can't believe you did the fence.

04:53:35.120 This is basically a way that's like the-

04:53:37.400 It's this.

04:53:39.340 I'd like to take this chance to apologize.

04:53:41.440 To absolutely nobody.

04:53:45.360 Yes.

04:53:46.960 All right, we have another-

04:53:49.120 Techno Trooper donated $69.

04:53:52.540 Thank you, Techno.

04:53:53.220 Ladies, tell us your favorite green flags. 1.00

04:53:55.460 That's a good one.

04:53:56.220 That's a light-

04:53:56.820 I like it.

04:53:57.100 That's a light one.

04:53:58.520 Oh, but maybe we should do the compliment thing.

04:54:01.000 You know, at the end of the show, we all compliment.

04:54:03.600 Do one compliment.

04:54:04.660 You know, maybe, I don't know.

04:54:06.600 Favorite green flags.

04:54:11.520 Caring.

04:54:12.440 Caring.

04:54:12.800 When they tell me when I hurt their feelings and I didn't mean to.

04:54:19.260 Good provider.

04:54:21.160 Oh, boy.

04:54:22.200 Okay.

04:54:22.760 Traditional woman over here. 0.99

04:54:24.780 A good communicator.

04:54:26.200 Wait, hold on.

04:54:26.660 Sorry, I got to jump in here.

04:54:28.200 I don't think-

04:54:28.740 Why?

04:54:29.720 I don't think men-

04:54:31.400 You're-

04:54:31.580 Okay, so like chivalry, right?

04:54:33.320 It's about a man being a gentleman.

04:54:36.180 But who should you be a gentleman for?

04:54:38.000 A lady.

04:54:38.520 You're not a lady. 1.00

04:54:42.840 You're not a lady. 1.00

04:54:43.580 I'm sorry.

04:54:44.120 No way.

04:54:44.420 You're a woman.

04:54:45.560 You are a woman.

04:54:46.980 Uh-huh.

04:54:47.440 But you're not a lady, you know? 0.99

04:54:49.740 That's okay.

04:54:50.520 I'm a woman.

04:54:52.220 You're a woman.

04:54:53.260 Yeah.

04:54:53.660 For me, that's fine.

04:54:54.740 You're not a lady. 1.00

04:54:55.460 Lady is relative. 0.76

04:54:56.680 You're not a lady. 1.00

04:54:56.780 This is your perspective.

04:54:58.720 You're not a lady. 1.00

04:54:59.200 A 30-year-old woman.

04:55:00.160 Hold on.

04:55:00.880 I went to your Twitter, my dear.

04:55:03.380 Uh-huh.

04:55:03.640 The first thing on your Twitter-

04:55:05.420 Uh-huh.

04:55:07.340 It's-

04:55:07.840 Is-

04:55:08.900 Me. 1.00

04:55:09.240 You suck a dick, okay? 1.00

04:55:10.560 Yeah. 1.00

04:55:10.740 There, I said it.

04:55:11.520 Uh-huh. 1.00

04:55:11.880 Suck a dick on the Twitter. 1.00

04:55:12.500 Go to my Twitter, guys. 1.00

04:55:14.160 I think you're-

04:55:14.700 In fact, the dude's also hitting it from behind, okay? 1.00

04:55:18.200 I saw your fucking Twitter. 1.00

04:55:20.140 Disavow. 1.00

04:55:20.800 No, it's like the Twitter-

04:55:22.920 Not a lady. 1.00

04:55:23.780 The one lady. 0.98

04:55:24.220 It's not ladylike.

04:55:25.400 Uh-huh.

04:55:26.120 If on your-

04:55:27.260 If you have a Twitter account-

04:55:29.320 I feel lady.

04:55:30.320 Hold on.

04:55:31.000 That's fine.

04:55:31.420 You feel that way.

04:55:32.160 Some men feel like women, whatever.

04:55:35.260 Uh-huh.

04:55:35.560 Uh, if there's a photo of you on the internet-

04:55:39.280 All right, let me see. 1.00

04:55:40.560 Of you sucking dick, and you sold that photo for money, you're barred. 1.00

04:55:45.740 You can't be a lady. 1.00

04:55:48.300 Forever.

04:55:48.740 The guys treat me like a lady.

04:55:50.180 The guys that go out, treat me like a lady.

04:55:52.520 Uh, that's the difference. 1.00

04:55:52.900 Maybe I suck dick very good. 1.00

04:55:54.400 That's the difference, though. 1.00

04:55:55.260 So, I acknowledge that even if a woman has been involved in a dozen gang bangs, and she 0.53

04:56:01.920 does sex work, and she used to be a prostitute, and she's done all kinds of degenerate things, 0.99

04:56:08.700 Uh-huh. 1.00

04:56:08.980 There's still simps out there who are desperate for even a whiff of pussy, who will give you 1.00

04:56:14.800 the fucking world- 1.00

04:56:15.920 Hey, don't call simps to my fans, or my followers. 1.00

04:56:19.960 Call your fan simps?

04:56:21.060 Okay.

04:56:21.360 No, don't do it. 1.00

04:56:22.560 There are still men who will still do this shit. 1.00

04:56:25.060 Absolutely. 1.00

04:56:26.340 They'll still treat you like a lady, but you aren't a lady. 0.99

04:56:30.120 I feel lady.

04:56:31.600 Oh, you feel lady.

04:56:32.740 Yeah.

04:56:33.320 All right.

04:56:33.700 And the guys, I go out, treat me like a lady.

04:56:36.600 And I feel-

04:56:37.520 I can't, you know, I can't do nothing.

04:56:43.920 But yes, my contents, it's maybe too explicit for being a lady.

04:56:49.960 I'm just saying, you'll still probably get some simp provider, because that's what originally

04:56:54.860 started this.

04:56:56.720 You said, I want a guy who, green flag, he's a provider.

04:56:59.980 Totally get it.

04:57:00.780 That's fair.

04:57:01.880 Yeah.

04:57:02.100 I don't think you deserve a provider, is the thing.

04:57:05.800 Yeah, I think I deserve a provider.

04:57:08.860 You don't deserve a provider.

04:57:10.040 Yeah.

04:57:10.500 Why not?

04:57:11.440 You don't deserve a provider.

04:57:12.480 I work very hard in my life.

04:57:15.140 I deserve one-

04:57:17.580 Wait, why would you working hard make you deserving of a provider? 1.00

04:57:21.360 Baby, you saw my video sucking dick. 1.00

04:57:23.000 It's very hard. 1.00

04:57:23.880 I didn't see the video. 0.99

04:57:24.640 I saw a censored, you put a fucking eggplant emoji over the phallus. 0.99

04:57:30.400 You covered it up, thank God. 1.00

04:57:35.220 Praise, oh my God, sorry, I was about to say some cancel bullshit. 0.99

04:57:39.700 I'm Catholic. 0.99

04:57:40.300 You're not a lady, bruv. 1.00

04:57:42.920 You're not a lady. 1.00

04:57:43.680 I feel, but I feel.

04:57:46.120 Yo, yo me siento una señorita.

04:57:48.620 I feel lady.

04:57:49.920 Did you just call me a torto?

04:57:51.100 What did you say?

04:57:51.580 No, she said she feels like a little lady.

04:57:54.140 The traduction is señorita is lady in Spanish.

04:57:58.000 That's like if I was like limp-wriffed and I was like, I'm the most masculine man.

04:58:02.960 I'm, oh my God.

04:58:05.060 I think that's the most authentic I've seen you tonight.

04:58:07.100 I am so masculine.

04:58:07.600 Yeah.

04:58:08.400 Uh-huh. 1.00

04:58:08.460 Listen, get your fucking avocado. 1.00

04:58:09.740 Good explanation. 1.00

04:58:11.140 Get that fucking avocado, rod and avocado tattoo. 1.00

04:58:15.120 You act very good, VK. 1.00

04:58:17.540 Laser that shit off of your chest. 1.00

04:58:20.220 You can't open your own sense. 1.00

04:58:22.720 Imagine, Q, you're fucking and you're like, why the fuck? 1.00

04:58:25.800 It's missionary, right? 1.00

04:58:27.040 Why the fuck am I looking at a rotting fucking avocado? 1.00

04:58:30.500 If I wanted a fucking avocado, I'd fuck an avocado. 1.00

04:58:33.180 You know what I mean? 1.00

04:58:33.660 Oh no. 1.00

04:58:33.980 That's fucking crazy. 1.00

04:58:34.760 Did I hurt your feelings? 1.00

04:58:35.840 No, no.

04:58:36.480 My feelings aren't hurt at all.

04:58:38.080 I'm chilling.

04:58:40.540 Listen.

04:58:41.080 You look good.

04:58:42.320 Huh? 0.99

04:58:42.520 Do gay. 1.00

04:58:43.400 Be gay. 1.00

04:58:44.360 I look good. 0.97

04:58:45.160 You look good.

04:58:45.540 Yeah. 0.93

04:58:46.100 You look good being gay. 0.92

04:58:48.480 Thank you. 0.92

04:58:48.920 I take it as a compliment.

04:58:50.580 That's very kind of you.

04:58:51.640 It's a compliment.

04:58:52.800 It's your, you have ability.

04:58:56.400 New ability.

04:58:57.500 Maybe you don't know you have.

04:58:59.440 ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?

04:59:01.920 No.

04:59:03.580 De la esquina, güey. 0.66

04:59:06.520 Good talk.

04:59:07.880 Okay, green flag.

04:59:09.080 Sorry, I derailed it.

04:59:10.580 Favorite green flags.

04:59:12.300 I would say self-awareness.

04:59:13.820 Self-aware?

04:59:14.380 Yeah.

04:59:14.900 Yeah, okay.

04:59:15.620 That's a good one.

04:59:16.160 A passion hobby.

04:59:17.160 Like bikes.

04:59:19.380 Like what about building like Gundam wing models?

04:59:23.120 Wait.

04:59:23.700 Oh, dude.

04:59:24.560 Austin, can you Google?

04:59:26.320 Can you Google tall geese model?

04:59:29.920 Gundam wing.

04:59:30.800 Tall geese?

04:59:32.000 Gundam wing.

04:59:32.860 I've never heard of this.

04:59:34.280 Oh my God. 0.99

04:59:34.880 I've got such a fucking passion, son. 1.00

04:59:38.200 Google that shit. 1.00

04:59:39.800 Tall geese. 1.00

04:59:41.340 Tall geese. 1.00

04:59:42.220 Fuck wing zero. 1.00

04:59:43.580 Tall geese. 1.00

04:59:44.140 I built one of these, bro.

04:59:45.580 I put it together. 0.99

04:59:46.520 I painted all the shit. 0.99

04:59:48.060 See, I like a life-size one. 0.99

04:59:49.560 Click on the first one.

04:59:50.900 The Bandai. 1.00

04:59:52.840 I fucking... 0.99

04:59:53.960 Google model kit. 0.99

04:59:57.460 Like, Google model kit.

04:59:59.300 You can... 0.99

04:59:59.900 Check this shit out, boys. 1.00

05:00:02.480 I'd be fucking making tall geese. 1.00

05:00:05.440 I made death scythe. 1.00

05:00:06.940 I made... 1.00

05:00:07.520 Was it fucking... 0.99

05:00:08.420 What's the one? 0.99

05:00:10.240 Model kit. 0.99

05:00:11.220 Oh, damn. 1.00

05:00:11.860 Tall geese. 1.00

05:00:12.520 I can't find it.

05:00:13.400 I've never heard of this.

05:00:14.940 See, it's not even... 0.99

05:00:15.960 I don't fuck with the pre-built one. 1.00

05:00:17.520 You gotta snap that shit together. 1.00

05:00:20.040 You know what I mean? 1.00

05:00:20.940 That's even better if you build it.

05:00:22.420 Are you, like, turned on right now?

05:00:27.200 Are you a little...

05:00:27.940 Is your time?

05:00:28.740 Is your time?

05:00:29.620 I dig it. 1.00

05:00:30.620 Like, this is the shit. 1.00

05:00:31.680 What do you mean, bro? 1.00

05:00:32.340 Look at that fucking passion, bro. 1.00

05:00:33.520 Like, anything you get excited about. 1.00

05:00:35.100 Like, I dig that.

05:00:36.100 Yeah.

05:00:37.140 I know.

05:00:38.000 I like it.

05:00:39.180 Good talk.

05:00:39.800 What about you?

05:00:41.220 Discipline.

05:00:41.620 Discipline.

05:00:42.660 Mm-hmm.

05:00:43.960 Hmm.

05:00:45.340 Anissa?

05:00:46.080 Green flags? 0.80

05:00:46.880 Mm-hmm.

05:00:47.480 Like, caring.

05:00:49.580 Hmm.

05:00:50.420 That's beautiful.

05:00:51.160 Specifically caring.

05:00:52.240 That's beautiful, Anissa.

05:00:53.820 Yeah.

05:00:55.040 I don't know.

05:00:56.860 What if he only cares about himself, but it's still caring?

05:01:01.140 Maybe, like, more considerate.

05:01:04.860 Hmm.

05:01:05.320 Cute.

05:01:05.960 Green flags.

05:01:06.640 Care considerate.

05:01:07.240 No, I like a strong nurturing instinct.

05:01:09.480 I'll tell you a green flag of mine.

05:01:11.020 Big labia matter. 1.00

05:01:11.880 I only date women with, uh... 1.00

05:01:13.620 Stifler.

05:01:17.840 Good talk.

05:01:18.860 All right.

05:01:19.500 I'll let the rest of these come through.

05:01:20.740 Sorry, guys.

05:01:21.100 I had to pause it.

05:01:21.700 I had to pause it temporarily.

05:01:22.760 My bad.

05:01:22.960 They're in the woods donated $69.

05:01:25.880 I would rather eat spunk than any of you. 1.00

05:01:28.180 That's a live. 0.97

05:01:28.680 Stay out of my woods.

05:01:29.860 That's a live.

05:01:30.200 Hair in the woods.

05:01:33.140 Thank you, bro.

05:01:33.880 That's all that.

05:01:33.900 That's all that.

05:01:33.920 That's all that.

05:01:34.120 That's all that.

05:01:34.420 It's fine.

05:01:35.700 All right.

05:01:36.220 We got five coming in.

05:01:37.460 Sorry to pause it there temporarily to get through the convo, but thank you, man.

05:01:41.040 Really appreciate it.

05:01:42.120 Oh, it's Zex Marquise. 0.99

05:01:44.000 Holy shit, bruv. 1.00

05:01:46.160 Dude. 0.99

05:01:47.660 Beaten Cheeks donated $69.

05:01:50.360 Yo, Cheeks. 1.00

05:01:51.020 Good to see you.

05:01:51.300 A study that was squashed by a feminist governor in 1990. 1.00

05:01:54.620 There was a 30-year case study on grape cases by special investigators.

05:01:59.740 Turns out 67% of women lied on grape allegations and got away with it. 0.99

05:02:05.120 Is it from that small town?

05:02:06.660 It was like they...

05:02:07.640 Wait.

05:02:08.280 So I was right.

05:02:09.240 Yeah, you were close.

05:02:10.820 Oh, man.

05:02:11.520 That's crazy out there.

05:02:12.260 Even though I was literally only saying that to demonstrate the absurdity of the opposite statement.

05:02:16.520 Devon Jackson donated $69.

05:02:18.080 Yo, Devon.

05:02:19.100 If a majority of men would harm you, if they got the chance, it would be legal to do so. 0.65

05:02:23.620 So, if 10 men came across, you three would try to help.

05:02:26.980 Two would avoid you.

05:02:28.040 Four would ignore you.

05:02:28.900 And maybe one would harm you.

05:02:31.380 It's probably even less than...

05:02:32.480 I mean, it's like... 0.99

05:02:33.260 It's like one-tenth of a man would do some shit, you know? 1.00

05:02:41.020 Cheeks. 1.00

05:02:41.380 Butler donated $69.

05:02:42.380 Whoa, dude. 0.99

05:02:43.900 It's fucking Jay Butler. 0.99

05:02:46.700 Where's Matt? 0.99

05:02:47.540 Matt, where are you at?

05:02:48.380 Matt, where are you at?

05:02:48.740 Who is almost guaranteed to have genital herpes? 0.82

05:02:52.100 Jay Butler. 0.99

05:02:52.460 Hashtag herpes, hashtag filthy. 0.97

05:02:54.780 Hold on. 0.95

05:02:55.640 I don't like that. 0.99

05:02:56.300 Would you rather have intercourse with a bear or with an OnlyFans girl who is almost guaranteed to have... 1.00

05:03:01.860 That's a tough one, man. 0.99

05:03:03.740 By the way, Jay Butler, can you DM me on Instagram, man?

05:03:06.580 I've been trying to get in touch with you, man.

05:03:08.140 Because you disappeared for a minute. 1.00

05:03:11.080 Because you always ask shit about herpes. 0.99

05:03:13.420 I've been trying to get in touch. 0.99

05:03:14.760 So, question for the panel. 0.99

05:03:18.140 Would you rather have intercourse with a bear or with an OnlyFans girl who has guaranteed, almost guaranteed to have genital herpes? 1.00

05:03:26.980 Starting with you. 1.00

05:03:28.160 It can be a they if you want. 0.98

05:03:29.640 I'll have to choose Black Bear again. 1.00

05:03:38.600 Okay, bestiality.

05:03:39.740 Sorry, I was out for a minute.

05:03:43.040 Austin, can you play the Erica song really quick?

05:03:45.600 Actually, wait, don't do it.

05:03:46.460 Never mind.

05:03:46.680 Do you have a Simon Cowell button?

05:03:57.580 A what?

05:03:58.020 A Simon Cowell button.

05:04:02.740 What?

05:04:03.420 Okay.

05:04:05.440 So, would I rather be in the woods with a bear?

05:04:08.300 Would you rather hook up with a bear or a chick, OF chick who has the herb? 0.99

05:04:13.420 I would definitely not hook up with a bear.

05:04:17.120 So, yeah.

05:04:17.920 Okay, so the herb chick.

05:04:20.920 Okay.

05:04:21.800 OnlyFans girl. 0.98

05:04:22.680 Okay.

05:04:23.800 Me either.

05:04:24.580 You got to pick.

05:04:26.220 What if the bear has herpes too?

05:04:28.480 Koala bears.

05:04:29.560 No, they have gonorrhea.

05:04:30.260 They have gonorrhea.

05:04:31.180 What if there's like a bear HIV?

05:04:33.220 Yeah.

05:04:34.360 I don't know much about HIV.

05:04:34.680 You know, like how it started with the monkeys or whatever?

05:04:39.740 Not the bear.

05:04:40.580 I got to go. 0.99

05:04:41.580 This is such a ridiculous question. 1.00

05:04:43.280 I have such a ridiculous question. 1.00

05:04:44.900 All right. 0.99

05:04:45.900 I choose life.

05:04:46.460 What did you guys answer?

05:04:47.920 How did you guys get to skip it?

05:04:50.800 Oh, whoops.

05:04:51.420 Didn't.

05:04:51.760 Forrest Gump donated $69.

05:04:54.560 For the panel, take a walk in the woods with a man or Netflix binge.

05:04:59.460 The binge.

05:05:01.480 Netflix binge?

05:05:02.400 I mean, I don't really like the woods, so I would do Netflix binge, I guess.

05:05:08.460 Netflix.

05:05:09.480 What's a binge?

05:05:10.600 Just watch a lot of Netflix?

05:05:12.760 Yeah, it's not even.

05:05:13.540 So, which one did you pick?

05:05:14.500 So, which one did you pick?

05:05:15.860 Forest.

05:05:16.720 Forest.

05:05:17.460 Sorry, I didn't mean I re-triggered it a second time accidentally.

05:05:21.600 Netflix.

05:05:22.600 Retigger? 1.00

05:05:23.080 Netflix.

05:05:23.900 Wow, that's beautiful.

05:05:24.900 Okay.

05:05:25.720 Okay, moving on, I guess.

05:05:27.600 Going around the table, do you think it's insecure for a guy to care about a woman's body count?

05:05:34.940 I don't think it's insecure for them to care, no.

05:05:51.680 Yes.

05:05:53.820 No, I don't think so.

05:05:56.640 No, I don't think them caring comes from insecurity.

05:05:59.760 No.

05:06:00.720 No.

05:06:03.160 No.

05:06:04.940 Absolutely not.

05:06:07.260 Okay, why do you think it's insecure?

05:06:09.840 I mean, why would he care when it's not insecurity?

05:06:14.760 Greater like, or you want to, Q, you got this.

05:06:17.940 Go ahead, Q.

05:06:19.140 You got this.

05:06:20.540 It didn't crack.

05:06:21.060 Crack the knuckles.

05:06:21.680 It didn't crack.

05:06:22.780 But, okay, the number one reason we care is a phenomenon known as paternity uncertainty.

05:06:29.600 I could sleep with every woman at this table, and if I was to do it with multiple men, we wouldn't know who the father of our kids would be. 0.98

05:06:38.120 That promotes jealousy, sexual competition, et cetera.

05:06:41.700 Then we also have to think about what type of mental illnesses or anything, personality disorders, would lead you to even sleep around, and we would want to mitigate that risk.

05:06:53.080 Because if you sleep around, then there's a higher likelihood that you could potentially cheat on me.

05:06:57.480 It would be a proxy for your loyalty towards me.

05:07:00.020 It would be a proxy for your fidelity towards me.

05:07:02.720 I don't think that's insecure because most men don't want to get cheated on.

05:07:05.820 And if it's one thing that we can tell about a woman's past, it's how she moves sexually when it comes to other men. 0.98

05:07:10.760 So if you move sexually in a way to where you just always sleep around or you sleep with multiple men at one time, then it's really, really difficult for me to consider you a worthy long-term mate

05:07:21.560 because I would just be concerned both intrinsically and externally about the fact that you would probably sleep around on me, you would cheat on me, or you would have a baby by somebody else on me. 0.83

05:07:31.620 So it's ultimately about reproductive value.

05:07:33.900 I don't want to raise another man's kid. 1.00

05:07:35.700 I don't want you sleeping with another man. 1.00

05:07:37.340 So if you sleep around, then that indicates that you would probably be more inclined to sleep with a man or cheat on me.

05:07:43.660 Right.

05:07:44.240 Well, I mean, just to very quickly piggyback off of that because, Q, literally, you're right about everything you just said.

05:07:49.700 But I would just add that paternity testing is a brand-new invention.

05:07:55.700 This was not something that men could ever do.

05:07:58.120 And from the evolutionary perspective, if that is the case, why wouldn't men look for women who were devoted only to them to assure the paternity of their child who they're going to be spending their resources on?

05:08:11.420 Would that be correct in that worldview, Q?

05:08:13.860 Absolutely.

05:08:14.980 Absolutely.

05:08:15.960 Yep.

05:08:16.180 Yep, a man doesn't want to invest resources in a child that's not potentially his, and if he can't guarantee a woman's paternity in some shape, form, or fashion, then he would potentially be raising a child that's not his, which is detrimental to his genetic legacy.

05:08:31.460 Yep.

05:08:33.260 Okay.

05:08:34.000 Yeah, you got me.

05:08:35.120 You're right.

05:08:35.820 I get your point.

05:08:36.960 There are more reasons for that than just insecurity.

05:08:40.460 I still be in this, like, I think one reason for this can be insecurity, but I get you.

05:08:49.880 I get your point.

05:08:50.640 And I just say, yes, you're right.

05:08:53.540 There are, like, more reasons to be, to care about the body count.

05:09:00.100 Yeah.

05:09:01.480 Okay.

05:09:06.800 There's more, though, Q, right?

05:09:09.480 There's more.

05:09:10.960 There is more.

05:09:12.480 There is more.

05:09:13.660 What are they?

05:09:15.900 Okay, then you have STIs.

05:09:18.820 You have the risk of STIs.

05:09:20.600 Women contract STIs easier than men. 0.98

05:09:23.000 And let's be honest, if you really know that women sleep around, women aren't making every man that they sleep with wrap it up, which means the likelihood of contracting an STI would probably be higher if you sleep with a promiscuous woman. 1.00

05:09:34.740 So there's a disgust factor involved, sexual disgust.

05:09:37.660 Yes, men typically aren't as powerful in sexual disgust as women.

05:09:41.220 But there is the probability of contracting an STI.

05:09:46.240 Now, Q, isn't it also that there's a likelihood that women are less likely to wrap it or have a man wrap it up when they're ovulating?

05:09:53.480 Absolutely.

05:09:54.280 That is also true.

05:09:55.900 Yep.

05:09:56.100 That is a finding as well.

05:09:57.640 Women tend to, especially if they cheat, they tend to not make the man wrap it up when they're cheating, which goes back to the likelihood of you potentially getting pregnant by another man. 1.00

05:10:07.920 Okay.

05:10:09.240 Okay.

05:10:10.740 What else, Q?

05:10:13.440 What else?

05:10:14.840 You got more.

05:10:16.380 You talk about the, I know what you're talking about.

05:10:18.980 Wait, what?

05:10:19.820 You talk about the video that I had where I broke down like all the different types. 1.00

05:10:25.020 I mean, I know you already got more, though.

05:10:27.520 Well, let me see.

05:10:30.600 Do I have more?

05:10:32.860 Well, greater likelihood for infidelity.

05:10:34.680 Yes, the greater likelihood of infidelity.

05:10:36.840 Parabonding.

05:10:37.580 Parabonding, yes.

05:10:38.480 A lot of people get this as a misconception, but I'm sure you guys have heard about parabonding.

05:10:44.720 Have you guys heard about parabonding?

05:10:46.440 Well, can I ask a question to you, Q?

05:10:52.240 Yeah, absolutely.

05:10:52.960 There's also, I think, even more rudimentary reason why it shows security rather than insecurity. 0.99

05:11:00.200 I don't want to share my shit, right? 0.99

05:11:03.180 I don't want to share what's mine. 0.99

05:11:04.620 I don't want to give other men things that belong to me because it's mine.

05:11:08.820 Absolutely.

05:11:09.100 So I assume when I think of a woman, when I think of a woman who is very loyal or virtuous,

05:11:17.640 I think a woman who says that she would share me, me, I think that that would be not virtuous of her. 0.96

05:11:24.820 I think that that would show insecurity on her part, right?

05:11:27.160 I think that she would only want me to be with her.

05:11:29.980 I would see that as a sign of virtue.

05:11:32.620 Why wouldn't I see that the other way, right?

05:11:34.700 I don't want another man to have my stuff.

05:11:37.920 It's mine, right?

05:11:39.240 That's my stuff.

05:11:40.300 That's mine.

05:11:41.080 And I think as rudimentary as that sounds, and as silly as that sounds, doesn't that appeal to you guys in some way?

05:11:48.920 If a man says, I don't want anybody to have you but me, isn't that appealing? 0.56

05:11:55.500 Do you women like that, women say that? 1.00

05:11:58.600 You're referring to me?

05:11:59.440 Like, just in general, is it for the panel?

05:12:01.240 I think you should, yeah.

05:12:02.260 Yeah, if a man says you're mine or he's territorial over you, do you find that attractive?

05:12:09.020 My girl finds that attractive.

05:12:10.080 She actually voices that.

05:12:11.480 You know, when I voice my concerns, when it comes to her and any potential guys that she talks to, she says, no, I like the fact that you say you don't want another man to have me or you're territorial over me.

05:12:20.900 Yeah, so also the parabonding thing, like I was saying, a lot of people think that women sleeping with a lot of men reduces their ability to parabond, but actually it's an indicator because women who sleep around actually already are more likely to have an inability to parabond, which is why they sleep around. 0.61

05:12:35.180 Like, if you haven't avoided an attachment style.

05:12:37.300 You probably already aren't built to maintain a long-term relationship.

05:12:41.940 So, as I said, back to it being a good proxy for why we don't want women who are promiscuous, it indicates you just won't stay loyal and you won't stay around. 1.00

05:12:50.300 What's the other one?

05:12:57.700 It's like, oh, greater likelihood of reporting relationship dissatisfaction.

05:13:04.700 Dissatisfaction, yeah, yeah, greater likelihood of reporting relationship dissatisfaction.

05:13:11.140 If you've slept around, of course, you have more sexual partners to compare your current sexual partner to, and if you've had better dick in the past, then you have a higher likelihood of not being satisfied with the guy that you're currently with, which becomes problematic.

05:13:27.380 If you're sexually insatiable or you're dating a guy who doesn't know your body, then you're more likely to leave him because he can't sexually satisfy you as well. 0.99

05:13:35.160 This shit happens to dudes, too. 0.99

05:13:37.780 You know what I mean? 1.00

05:13:39.440 Like, not all pussies created equal, you know? 1.00

05:13:41.800 Yeah, I get this part. 1.00

05:13:43.460 Like, most pussies, good pussy. 1.00

05:13:45.680 But, like, there's some pussy that's, like, super sane level pussy, you know what I mean? 1.00

05:13:49.440 She knows what I'm talking about. 0.99

05:13:50.420 I don't disagree with what you said, but you can also be unsatisfied, like, with your partner, even if you hadn't, like, all the sexual partners before, just because the sex is, like, terrible.

05:14:09.180 Like, it can't...

05:14:10.540 Well, what would you, I don't understand, what would you have to compare it to?

05:14:13.680 Sorry?

05:14:14.960 If you, if a woman had never had a sexual partner but you, what would she be comparing that to?

05:14:20.860 I mean, it's not the point of comparing, but it's just the point of being not satisfied.

05:14:27.160 How would she even know she wasn't satisfied if she has nothing to compare it to?

05:14:31.680 She'd just know that she's not happy with the sexual life.

05:14:36.020 Yeah, perhaps, right?

05:14:37.280 But she wouldn't know what she was missing on the other side, right?

05:14:40.040 Because there would be nothing to compare it to.

05:14:42.120 Absolutely right, Andrew.

05:14:43.260 So don't we wish, like, for everybody to be sexual? 1.00

05:14:46.340 No, I don't wish that people were fucking prostitutes, that they could experience as much dick as possible to find the right one. 1.00

05:14:53.480 No, I don't wish that. 1.00

05:14:54.940 I think it's actually rather silly, right?

05:14:57.740 So if I look at the historic standards, especially, but even not appealing to history, right, we'll just remove that.

05:15:04.220 I'll just say that that was me being fallacious in my own argument by appealing to history.

05:15:09.320 Let's just kind of look at this logically.

05:15:11.060 Why in the world would I want to have a woman who has compared or is going to compare me or Q or anybody else to other men that they've slept with? 0.99

05:15:24.160 Why is that a good idea?

05:15:25.680 That seems like a really bad mating strategy, right?

05:15:28.560 Why would I want that?

05:15:31.160 I would never compare my husband with any guy who has slept in my past or future or anyone else.

05:15:39.760 I mean, I have, like...

05:15:41.480 Okay. 1.00

05:15:41.840 Tell me some more bullshit. 1.00

05:15:43.840 I've never made a comparison between these two men. 1.00

05:15:46.460 Why the fuck did I do that? 0.98

05:15:46.840 Yeah, okay. 1.00

05:15:47.840 Whatever you say.

05:15:48.960 I believe you.

05:15:49.760 So you have no ranking of sex when it comes to men?

05:15:52.860 Like, you've never...

05:15:53.620 Would you tell your husband, you're the best I've ever had?

05:15:56.120 He is.

05:15:57.080 Well, that's comparing, isn't it?

05:15:59.780 No, I just said...

05:16:00.900 Yeah, that's a comparison, right?

05:16:03.460 If I had sex before or not. 0.51

05:16:05.060 You're the best I've ever had.

05:16:06.700 So that means you, as opposed to all these other men, are the very best.

05:16:10.720 So you're making a comparison right there.

05:16:12.480 Q's absolutely right.

05:16:14.280 That's a comparison. 0.89

05:16:14.780 I mean, I would say the same if I hadn't had sex with someone before. 0.96

05:16:19.060 I would say, like, you're the best. 0.93

05:16:20.380 Right.

05:16:20.860 Well, wait, wait.

05:16:21.860 Hang on.

05:16:22.420 So if you'd never had sex with another man before, you'd still say that he was the best, right? 0.95

05:16:26.720 Yeah.

05:16:27.740 Well, then I don't understand your argument.

05:16:29.360 So nothing would change if I...

05:16:31.860 Well, then what's the problem here?

05:16:34.320 I didn't see it.

05:16:35.060 I didn't say it's a problem.

05:16:36.640 It sounds like there's no problem.

05:16:37.880 It sounds like if you had never had sex with another man except your husband, you'd be totally satisfied, right?

05:16:42.640 I would be, and I wouldn't compare him.

05:16:45.380 And would your husband be insecure?

05:16:47.580 Okay, fair enough.

05:16:48.720 And would your husband be insecure if he had had you as a virgin and you had never had another man and he said that he preferred that?

05:16:57.760 Would that be insecurity?

05:16:58.980 I mean, you never know.

05:17:00.740 Maybe he would be afraid that I'm, like, missing something because I didn't have the experience. 0.98

05:17:07.020 Oh, yeah, he'd send you out in the cock wilderness so that you could go get some more dicks so that you could get the necessary requisite experience so he knew that you weren't missing out? 0.97

05:17:17.160 Does that even sound rational to you? 0.99

05:17:20.820 Go out to the cock forest, receiveth the dicketh, so that we know that you're not missing out on anything. 0.58

05:17:27.260 Does that even sound reasonable?

05:17:29.700 No.

05:17:30.840 No, of course not. 0.98

05:17:31.980 It's ridiculous. 0.99

05:17:32.900 It's ridiculous. 0.99

05:17:33.980 Cock forest. 0.99

05:17:34.560 You asked if it's possible.

05:17:37.260 Is there a cock tundra, by the way? 1.00

05:17:39.540 Is there, like, a cock tundra or, like, a fucking, you know? 1.00

05:17:43.800 Different climates. 1.00

05:17:45.160 Go out to the cock wilderness. 1.00

05:17:47.320 You must experience all of the dick so that I know that you're not missing out. 0.99

05:17:51.860 Said no man ever in the history of all men who have ever lived. 0.99

05:17:57.360 I'm sure it happened.

05:17:58.860 Cock swamp, maybe?

05:18:01.300 Wait, so let me ask the ladies. 1.00

05:18:02.720 Do any of you believe in the idea that you have to have sex to see what you like? 0.61

05:18:09.400 Like, you have to experience with multiple women? 1.00

05:18:12.060 Experiment with multiple men? 0.95

05:18:13.500 I mean, I'm sorry.

05:18:14.340 Experiment with multiple men to see what you like. 0.98

05:18:16.140 Do any of y'all subscribe to that idea?

05:18:19.740 No.

05:18:20.220 I don't.

05:18:21.980 Okay.

05:18:22.740 Okay.

05:18:23.040 I just, I'm just curious.

05:18:25.000 No, I just say that if you are not happy, not satisfied, that you, like, if you had

05:18:32.380 sex before or not.

05:18:33.380 Devon Jackson donated $69.

05:18:36.460 If men lose faith in the loyalty of women, they are going to lose the desire to protect

05:18:41.000 and provide for them, which is why soy boys like XQC would send his girl to deal with 1.00

05:18:46.420 intruders the new norm.

05:18:52.380 Devon Jackson, good to see you in the chat, man.

05:18:56.120 I actually think you should send her, though, to be honest.

05:18:58.340 Technotrooper donated $69.

05:19:01.160 Ladies, how many past partners would be too many for you to feel comfortable with your boyfriend

05:19:06.660 having?

05:19:07.460 We'll go around on that really quick.

05:19:09.520 How many past partners would be too many for you to feel comfortable with your boyfriend

05:19:12.860 having?

05:19:14.040 Into the mic.

05:19:14.820 Into the mic.

05:19:19.360 I've never had that conversation with a partner.

05:19:23.680 Would a million be too much?

05:19:25.760 A million would be too much.

05:19:26.820 Okay.

05:19:27.060 Let's walk it down, then.

05:19:28.140 A hundred thousand.

05:19:29.220 A hundred thousand would be too much.

05:19:30.500 A thousand.

05:19:31.220 A thousand would be too much.

05:19:32.140 A hundred.

05:19:32.740 A hundred would probably be too much.

05:19:34.300 Okay.

05:19:34.600 So, more than 50?

05:19:37.700 Probably 50 to a hundred.

05:19:39.540 Okay.

05:19:40.060 So, after 50, that's where you get uncomfortable?

05:19:42.620 Yeah.

05:19:43.140 Okay.

05:19:43.520 What about you?

05:19:44.060 I wouldn't care.

05:19:44.960 I mean, when I care about one, why shouldn't, like, I don't care about many.

05:19:49.040 So, I don't care.

05:19:50.300 There's no...

05:19:50.800 A thousand?

05:19:51.780 Don't care.

05:19:52.240 A million?

05:19:52.880 Don't care. 1.00

05:19:53.020 Fuck the million women. 1.00

05:19:53.820 Don't care. 1.00

05:19:54.380 Absolutely not care. 0.93

05:19:54.660 He's got mega herpes, mega HIV.

05:19:58.260 No.

05:19:58.380 We have tests.

05:19:59.580 You can test.

05:20:00.300 I'm sorry. 1.00

05:20:00.820 If you fuck a hundred, if you fuck a million women, you're getting something. 1.00

05:20:04.900 You're getting something. 1.00

05:20:06.180 Then, get tested.

05:20:07.200 Tested.

05:20:07.500 If I know about it, then I...

05:20:09.040 I mean, it would be...

05:20:09.820 That would be a problem, but we don't take it on that.

05:20:11.520 He's asymptomatic.

05:20:12.580 He's asymptomatic, and you get a false negative.

05:20:15.600 Boom.

05:20:16.260 You now have herpes. 0.94

05:20:17.600 Congratulations. 0.95

05:20:18.940 I don't care.

05:20:20.480 I...

05:20:20.920 A million?

05:20:21.560 No, I don't care. 1.00

05:20:22.120 You fucked a million. 1.00

05:20:22.940 Okay. 1.00

05:20:23.120 I don't care.

05:20:24.480 Well, for me, personally...

05:20:25.480 What's too much?

05:20:26.240 Oh.

05:20:27.260 I mean, I would have to understand, or, like, if they were in a relationship, that's fine,

05:20:32.800 but if it was just, like, randomness hookups, and that would signify to me that they are

05:20:36.680 not, like, in a place to be in a relationship that I could consider healthy for myself personally,

05:20:40.840 so it would have to be in the context of maybe under 20, considering I'm 30.

05:20:46.500 I don't know, maybe 10, between 10 and 20.

05:20:48.880 Okay.

05:20:48.900 Sure.

05:20:49.060 A hundred.

05:20:51.580 A hundred?

05:20:52.560 So, I think mine comes to, like, the discipline answer I said earlier.

05:20:55.500 Like, if you have a thousand women that throw themselves at you, and you sleep with all 0.99

05:20:58.500 thousand of them, I think you're disgusting, but if you, like, have a hundred thousand women 1.00

05:21:02.660 that threw themselves at you, and you slept with a thousand, like, you're kind of disciplined. 0.98

05:21:05.640 You didn't sleep with all of them, you know?

05:21:07.420 Like, ideally, though, I wouldn't want somebody to sleep with that many people, but, like,

05:21:10.660 I think it just depends on how many you were offered, and how many you took the time

05:21:15.020 to sleep with.

05:21:15.980 I actually think that that's a pretty good answer.

05:21:18.560 Me too.

05:21:18.820 So, I think from your end that this makes sense.

05:21:23.760 I don't think that women care very much about a man's body count, to be honest.

05:21:28.020 The more that I've discussed this topic with women, and there is some empirical data for

05:21:34.240 this, of course, not too many people are diving into who cares about what other than kind of

05:21:39.460 polls, like from Pew and other places like this, but generally speaking, they don't seem

05:21:43.820 to care very much.

05:21:44.840 Men seem to care far more than women do. 1.00

05:21:47.000 In fact, I've heard the opposite from women, that if a man is 30 or 35 and a virgin, they

05:21:51.960 think that there's something wrong with him.

05:21:53.600 They go, what the hell is wrong with you, that a woman doesn't desire you at that age? 1.00

05:21:57.960 They actually hold it against him.

05:22:00.120 But I've never heard it in the opposite.

05:22:01.680 I've never heard men say that they hold it against a woman for staying chased into her

05:22:07.340 late 20s, 30s.

05:22:09.340 I've never heard that.

05:22:10.080 And let me just add to your point, Andrew, actually, experientially, some women will say 0.99

05:22:17.080 that they care, but I think they're just trying to be politically correct because of like 0.95

05:22:20.560 egalitarian narratives and bullshit like that. 0.90

05:22:22.940 But I've never actually heard a woman, I've never had a woman really ask me my body count, 0.99

05:22:27.780 and I've never really had a woman tell me, oh no, like I can't sleep with you because 0.99

05:22:31.960 of X, Y, Z. 0.99

05:22:32.660 Typically, they just tell me like, oh, you're kind of a man whore, or you're kind of a man 0.99

05:22:38.620 thot, and they laugh it off, and then we continue dating and dealing with one another. 0.99

05:22:43.380 And that's about the extent of any criticism that I get from them. 0.99

05:22:49.520 I'm not saying that I'm actually a man whore. 0.92

05:22:51.400 I've always wanted to ask you this because you study this nonstop, right? 0.99

05:22:54.800 Yeah.

05:22:55.140 Do you think that the penetrative factor is a big reason for this?

05:22:59.100 Oh, absolutely.

05:23:00.380 Absolutely.

05:23:00.840 I think it's rooted in the penetrative factor because, I mean, when you look at the act 0.66

05:23:06.800 of sex, it's like a woman is being sexually dominated by a man. 0.99

05:23:12.060 Like the man is going inside of her, and he's doing whatever he wants to her. 0.97

05:23:17.240 I mean, anytime you sleep with a woman, you're doing whatever you want to her, and she's yours 0.99

05:23:21.800 in that moment.

05:23:22.600 She's calling you different things.

05:23:24.340 She's telling you to own it.

05:23:25.440 She's telling you how she wants it.

05:23:27.120 She's telling you all of these things.

05:23:28.380 So the thought that she would even allow a certain amount of men to do that to her would 0.97

05:23:33.480 just be off-putting to any man who has a brain that operates as normally as it should be operating.

05:23:39.580 Yeah.

05:23:40.580 It's the penetrative factor.

05:23:41.440 I appreciate the answer there, man.

05:23:42.460 I've always been curious, and here's why, because I don't hear men say this very much.

05:23:48.900 I don't hear them say that they don't want a woman who has former same-sex relationships.

05:23:56.260 They don't seem to care, right?

05:23:57.560 So men go, okay, if you're a lesbian, I don't care. 1.00

05:24:00.440 If you've gone, you know, if you've done things with women, I don't care. 1.00

05:24:04.260 But women seem to care a great deal if men have had a same-sex relationship at all.

05:24:10.140 And when I ask them, they seem to allude to the penetrative factor.

05:24:15.320 And so I just, you know, I was just curious.

05:24:18.500 No, you're right.

05:24:19.440 And it's funny as hell when you put it like that, because every woman wants to feel like 1.00

05:24:24.220 she's with a masculine man.

05:24:25.780 So if a man tells a woman, like, yeah, I've been bent over before, or the man been to prison 1.00

05:24:30.340 and, you know, he got griped in prison, then she's going to look at him like, you're a bitch. 1.00

05:24:34.880 I know a guy that happened to. 1.00

05:24:37.020 His name is Wes.

05:24:38.380 Oh, boy.

05:24:39.400 I knew where he was going.

05:24:42.500 I knew where he was going.

05:24:43.600 But, yeah, it's definitely the penetrative factor. 1.00

05:24:45.260 That shit sets a man off. 1.00

05:24:46.740 That's the trigger. 1.00

05:24:47.660 Yeah.

05:24:48.660 Well, I have a question, pretty much almost final question once she's back from the bathroom.

05:24:55.260 But we're going to go into the roast session, the chaos roast session section of the show.

05:25:00.620 Guys, TTS is now set to $20.

05:25:02.880 If you guys want to get a little roasting, Austin, can you open the door?

05:25:07.240 Get your roasting if you want, $20 TTS.

05:25:10.600 You can roast me.

05:25:11.460 You can roast Andrew. 0.64

05:25:12.780 You can roast Madison. 1.00

05:25:13.820 You can roast Hugh.

05:25:15.620 You can roast Morgan.

05:25:17.040 You can don't roast Anissa.

05:25:20.080 She's a little sensitive today.

05:25:22.780 You can roast her. 1.00

05:25:23.760 You can roast her. 1.00

05:25:24.500 You can roast her. 1.00

05:25:25.660 You can call her Mitch Hedberg if you want. 0.90

05:25:28.140 You can definitely, please roast her. 1.00

05:25:30.880 Definitely roast her. 1.00

05:25:32.440 Avocado.

05:25:33.240 If you chat, spam avocado emoji in the chat, please.

05:25:37.660 The avocado tattoo or whatever.

05:25:41.660 Do we have an avocado in the studio? 1.00

05:25:43.320 I want to just cut that shit open and see the cross section. 1.00

05:25:45.880 I don't think we do. 1.00

05:25:46.600 I don't think we do.

05:25:48.080 Okay, TTS is $20, guys.

05:25:49.600 Get it in.

05:25:50.040 Get it in if you want.

05:25:52.620 Freedom.

05:25:54.060 You dig.

05:25:55.020 Freedom Gundam.

05:25:56.100 You dig.

05:25:56.620 Armored core.

05:25:57.360 Okay.

05:25:58.740 I only saw Gundam Wing and Endless Waltz.

05:26:01.620 That's like 20 plus years ago or whatever.

05:26:06.620 Oh, I do still have that question when she's back, but I want to wait until she's back from

05:26:10.640 the bathroom.

05:26:11.220 We have some reacts.

05:26:12.420 Oh, we do?

05:26:14.140 To what?

05:26:14.700 Is it the, like, the list one or?

05:26:20.120 The fall wish list and then we have the picture of the girl and then we have, yeah.

05:26:23.760 Wait, the picture of the girl?

05:26:25.420 Yeah, it's two girls.

05:26:27.500 Doing what?

05:26:28.900 Just hugging.

05:26:30.900 Hugging?

05:26:31.500 Yeah.

05:26:32.120 Oh, that's for another, we'll do that for another episode.

05:26:36.020 And then the fall wish list.

05:26:37.540 Yeah.

05:26:38.120 The hugging one is like if anybody says beauty is subjective.

05:26:43.100 We'll pull that up.

05:26:47.380 All right.

05:26:48.920 So, now that she's back at the table, let's see here.

05:26:53.300 Hold on.

05:26:53.740 Let me, it is, it should be set to the, it should be set, guys.

05:26:58.740 $20 TTS?

05:27:00.080 Oh, is it?

05:27:01.300 Paused.

05:27:02.180 Okay.

05:27:02.960 Going around the table really quick.

05:27:04.320 Uh, we had a conversation about body count.

05:27:06.980 Some said it doesn't matter, whatever.

05:27:08.480 Uh, what's your body count?

05:27:10.200 I don't know.

05:27:12.100 What?

05:27:12.840 I don't know.

05:27:13.380 I would lie.

05:27:13.940 I don't know.

05:27:14.380 I don't count.

05:27:16.200 Range?

05:27:16.980 No, I don't know.

05:27:18.260 Is it more than 50?

05:27:19.720 I don't know.

05:27:21.120 How do you not?

05:27:21.860 Is it more than, okay, here.

05:27:23.400 Is it more than.

05:27:23.840 Okay, hang on, hang on.

05:27:24.920 I got it.

05:27:25.340 Is it more than one?

05:27:26.240 Is it more than one?

05:27:26.920 Yeah, it's more than one.

05:27:28.500 Is it more than two?

05:27:29.940 I think so, yeah.

05:27:31.560 Is it, you think?

05:27:33.120 Yeah, it's more than two.

05:27:34.580 I don't know, like maybe 20.

05:27:37.840 More than 50?

05:27:39.340 No.

05:27:40.420 More than 40?

05:27:42.120 No.

05:27:42.640 More than 30?

05:27:43.640 Maybe.

05:27:44.560 Possibly.

05:27:44.840 Okay.

05:27:46.940 Brian's Mexican Burrito is donated $20.

05:27:50.280 Thank you, man.

05:27:50.620 Brian Necesito Burrito.

05:27:52.980 To the mayor control, I can fake Spanish too.

05:27:56.460 Brian is real though.

05:27:58.080 He loves those burritos.

05:28:00.180 You, on the other hand, couldn't fake your way through an orasm.

05:28:05.240 All right.

05:28:06.080 Thank you, Brian's Mexican Burritos.

05:28:08.860 I paused it temporarily just to get through this body count.

05:28:12.760 Less than 10.

05:28:14.360 What was that?

05:28:15.020 Less than 10.

05:28:21.740 Nine?

05:28:24.260 I don't know. 1.00

05:28:24.920 You're a fucking liar! 1.00

05:28:25.940 You're a fucking liar! 1.00

05:28:27.000 I haven't been counting. 1.00

05:28:28.360 You know, you know, you don't know, you don't know if it's, you know it's less than 10.

05:28:32.440 Yes.

05:28:32.780 But you don't know how many under 10 it was.

05:28:35.540 Correct.

05:28:37.820 Were you on meth?

05:28:39.120 You don't know if it was, hang on, so you don't know if it was two?

05:28:41.460 Well, I was a really bad alcoholic and coke addict maybe like four years ago.

05:28:47.020 Um, so I did date around a lot during that time, but I never kept count or anything like that.

05:28:53.960 When did you lose the V card?

05:28:56.720 Um, I was, I don't, when my dad's watching this, I don't want to answer.

05:29:02.000 You're, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

05:29:08.280 I have to call Cap on this.

05:29:09.820 By the way, for the $20 TTSs I just paused over, just to get through this.

05:29:13.660 You sit, you're 28.

05:29:15.400 Your longest relationship, nine months.

05:29:20.200 About.

05:29:20.560 It was long distance, we met up once, and then that was the Philadelphia situation. 0.99

05:29:28.800 You only fucked once? 0.99

05:29:30.060 Yeah. 0.99

05:29:32.320 It was a long distance relationship, you guys fucked once? 0.99

05:29:35.100 Mm-hmm. 0.98

05:29:35.600 And it was a nine month relationship?

05:29:37.120 Mm-hmm.

05:29:39.260 Bro was starved.

05:29:41.540 He was neglected.

05:29:42.800 Wait, less than 10?

05:29:45.240 Body count?

05:29:50.560 She belongs to the street.

05:29:51.700 Oh, sorry.

05:29:52.360 Stop the cow. 1.00

05:29:53.260 I'm sorry, I don't believe it, but okay, what about you?

05:29:55.420 Six.

05:29:56.760 Stop the cow. 1.00

05:29:58.580 Oh, wait, I should've been playing this all night.

05:30:04.560 Me?

05:30:05.260 Oh, yeah.

05:30:06.260 Yeah, okay, all right.

05:30:07.900 Range?

05:30:08.640 Range, all right.

05:30:09.720 I feel like I'm too on an 18.

05:30:12.260 Into the mic, please.

05:30:13.300 No, 18.

05:30:14.280 Okay.

05:30:15.580 Nine.

05:30:21.260 Two.

05:30:24.240 Q.

05:30:26.420 Oh.

05:30:27.000 Multiply it by three, and that's the real number.

05:30:29.120 Okay.

05:30:29.620 All right.

05:30:30.640 Okay, there it is, folks.

05:30:34.720 Beaten Cheeks donated $19.99.

05:30:37.860 Wait, I have to pause it after this.

05:30:39.120 Q, you need to work on your debate skills.

05:30:42.480 Perhaps I can assist you with the one and only best debater on the internet, Destiny.

05:30:47.760 He has the best debate course available.

05:30:50.960 Beaten Andrew countless times.

05:30:53.820 Thank you, Cheeks.

05:30:55.000 Wait.

05:30:55.500 I appreciate it.

05:30:56.620 You said you've, just for your work, in the past, like, three years, you've slept with

05:31:04.000 four men?

05:31:04.920 Yes.

05:31:05.960 So your body count of nine, half of them was in the past.

05:31:10.980 My body count of nine?

05:31:12.400 I didn't say nine.

05:31:13.680 Into the mic.

05:31:14.480 Oh, sorry.

05:31:14.860 I thought you said your body count was...

05:31:16.660 Nine.

05:31:17.100 I said, like, something between 20 and 30.

05:31:20.320 Oh, sorry.

05:31:21.220 Who did I...

05:31:21.820 I mixed it up with you.

05:31:22.760 My bad.

05:31:23.200 Yeah, she said nine.

05:31:23.980 Yeah.

05:31:24.580 Okay, sorry.

05:31:25.420 I'm bamboozled.

05:31:26.640 My wires are crossed.

05:31:28.820 It's late.

05:31:29.620 It is.

05:31:29.880 Ramen donated $20.

05:31:31.920 Thank you, Ramen.

05:31:32.300 Just tuned in.

05:31:33.780 What's the deal with Yoko Ono?

05:31:37.440 What?

05:31:38.160 Who's Yoko Ono?

05:31:41.560 I'm confused.

05:31:42.040 That would be the girl with the sunglasses. 0.94

05:31:44.940 Mem Zero Refoam donated $20.

05:31:48.060 Quick, Brian.

05:31:49.240 We must leave the Misty Mountains and take the great trek through Fangon Forest in search

05:31:54.720 of the mightiest burrito at Treebeard's Hill.

05:31:58.300 That trek makes no sense.

05:32:00.000 Please stop making videos donated $20.

05:32:03.560 Every one of you have the depth of a puddle.

05:32:05.780 Andrew, you are an unpublished pseudo-intellectual with an attention problem. 1.00

05:32:11.360 Brian, you are a closeted idiot. 1.00

05:32:13.780 All here are redundant people. 1.00

05:32:15.800 Hold on.

05:32:16.280 It's not closeted.

05:32:17.360 It's out in the open.

05:32:18.980 Devon Jackson donated $20.

05:32:20.800 Devon.

05:32:21.540 Devon.

05:32:21.880 Mike is actually the worst answer to the question.

05:32:24.720 Your partner should be ashamed.

05:32:27.000 This means you allowed men inside you that you didn't care enough to remember slash know.

05:32:31.840 It's true. 1.00

05:32:32.220 You are gross sauerkraut. 1.00

05:32:33.940 Oh, damn. 1.00

05:32:35.080 Thank you, Devon. 1.00

05:32:36.640 That's crazy.

05:32:38.680 Sauerkraut.

05:32:39.580 I don't really like sauerkraut.

05:32:40.840 Desirena Olanda's core CIA donated $20.

05:32:44.680 Mexican cartel lawyer escapes and crosses the border to live her dream life of being an 0.97

05:32:49.540 American entrepreneur.

05:32:51.140 Checks out.

05:32:52.360 We're savage in business.

05:32:54.200 Trump 2024.

05:32:56.720 Thank you, Desirena.

05:32:57.980 Ramen donated $20.

05:33:00.620 Just tuned in.

05:33:01.820 Thank you, Ramen.

05:33:02.200 What's the deal with Yoko Ono?

05:33:06.260 Do you want to respond to that?

05:33:07.340 I don't know what that is.

05:33:08.540 Yoko Ono?

05:33:09.220 Yoko Ono was John Lennon's main squeeze and she always brought little sunglasses. 0.96

05:33:14.480 The legendary trash panda donated $19.99. 0.96

05:33:18.240 Brixen, you losing weight, bruv. 0.99

05:33:21.080 Not enough.

05:33:22.240 Wait.

05:33:23.020 Never mind.

05:33:23.720 I want to see those mommy milkers squirt all over the panel like this and come back round 1.00

05:33:30.340 like this.

05:33:33.320 Justin Martins donated $20.

05:33:36.220 Thank you, man.

05:33:36.620 Question for the panel. 0.94

05:33:38.280 Is it gay if a man has sex with someone with tatties, 10-inch unshaven arms, don't show 0.99

05:33:44.100 their tummy, and don't know 10 plus 5? 1.00

05:33:47.800 Yes.

05:33:48.400 Techno Trooper donated $19.

05:33:51.180 Yes.

05:33:51.700 Ladies, where would you take Brian on a date? 1.00

05:33:54.220 Okay, I'll pause it really quick.

05:33:55.220 Okay, where would you guys take him on a date?

05:33:59.040 In the woods.

05:34:04.300 For a while.

05:34:04.920 That's, that's an open for the, where would you open for the whole panel?

05:34:11.180 The amusement park.

05:34:15.740 A whole panel?

05:34:16.420 Couples therapy.

05:34:17.860 Couples therapy.

05:34:19.920 I don't believe in therapy.

05:34:23.020 Explains a lot.

05:34:26.140 I mean, wouldn't it explain a lot that you do believe in therapy?

05:34:32.440 Yeah.

05:34:32.700 Yeah, it explains a lot.

05:34:35.040 Yeah.

05:34:35.840 What does it explain? 0.95

05:34:37.080 It explains that I'm mentally ill. 0.94

05:34:39.880 I mean, you can't argue with that. 0.89

05:34:42.160 Alright.

05:34:44.660 Roth underscore PSA donated $20.

05:34:47.180 No, Roth.

05:34:48.180 Grats on show 200, Philly born.

05:34:51.180 Q, hope you got out before it got bad.

05:34:53.700 I did.

05:34:54.480 Are you still in Philly?

05:34:56.060 No, I'm in NC now.

05:34:58.540 Is this, it's bad?

05:35:00.120 Muay 2 donated $20.

05:35:01.680 Share 3 told so many lies tonight, she confused herself. 1.00

05:35:07.340 You're a fucking liar. 1.00

05:35:08.840 You're a fucking liar. 1.00

05:35:11.240 Hmm? 1.00

05:35:12.500 Okay.

05:35:12.980 Share 3 lies.

05:35:15.620 Man, she doesn't have a lot of energy for a 24-year-old. 1.00

05:35:18.360 It's kind of strange.

05:35:19.500 Yeah.

05:35:19.760 Yeah, I need go.

05:35:21.500 You tell me 10 p.m. we go and I need go now.

05:35:25.860 No, I said, I said.

05:35:27.060 She need go now.

05:35:29.040 Yeah.

05:35:30.880 It's too much for me.

05:35:32.100 This is going to be a short show tonight, actually.

05:35:38.900 I mean, comparatively speaking, but we are going to, once we get through this.

05:35:41.780 Niko O4 donated $20.

05:35:44.580 Brian, saw on Instagram you were looking for a new producer.

05:35:48.720 What happened with Nick?

05:35:50.260 Spill the tea.

05:35:51.580 I'd like to change my previous offer for a burger up here in SLO to a burrito. 0.99

05:35:57.320 None of your fucking business what happened with Nick. 0.99

05:35:59.900 Mind your business. 1.00

05:36:01.140 Oh, I mean, there's no tea.

05:36:02.560 Nick, he started, he's at a new school.

05:36:06.780 He wanted to go to college and he's wanted to pursue school.

05:36:12.520 So, there's no drama, no, nothing like that.

05:36:15.480 Just, he's got a lot of schoolwork. 0.99

05:36:20.240 I still think he's in mind his own fucking business, honestly. 0.99

05:36:22.740 Yeah, that's fair. 0.98

05:36:24.200 But, yeah, no, and he'll, like, if we ever need someone to fill in, he's still, we're all on good terms.

05:36:30.780 Everything's fine, so.

05:36:34.040 Let's see here.

05:36:35.200 If you want, guys, before we wrap up, get a last minute TTS in.

05:36:42.260 Also, why don't we pull up Twitch, Discord, all the other stuff, and then for the final time.

05:36:48.040 Guys, final call to action.

05:36:51.020 Guys, get us to, before the end of the stream, can you guys help us get to 90,500 followers?

05:36:58.540 Oh, bro.

05:36:59.760 Rude.

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05:37:52.840 If you guys can become a member, we'd really appreciate it.

05:37:55.840 It's a very cool community.

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05:38:04.140 And then, also, you guys got to go to debateuniversity.com.

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05:38:20.280 He's a grandmaster debater.

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05:38:31.560 You got to check it out, boys.

05:38:33.960 Lots more coming as well.

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05:38:46.400 Boom.

05:38:47.420 Debateuniversity.com, guys.

05:38:48.920 Guys, if you want, get your last-minute roasts in.

05:38:53.120 You got to roast this girl. 1.00

05:38:54.060 This girl needs to be roasted. 1.00

05:38:56.260 It's okay? 0.93

05:38:56.960 Are you doing okay over there?

05:38:57.820 No, I want to go now.

05:38:59.000 I think I go.

05:39:03.240 I feel very tired.

05:39:04.840 You know how, like, just 10 seconds ago, you had, like, your head in your hands like this,

05:39:09.460 and you're covering your ears.

05:39:10.580 That's kind of how I felt.

05:39:13.400 Like, every time you spoke.

05:39:18.140 Okay.

05:39:21.120 All right.

05:39:25.760 You know?

05:39:28.620 You know, like, have you heard about those...

05:39:30.460 She's bugged, Brian.

05:39:32.460 Kataton donated $20.

05:39:34.620 Thank you.

05:39:35.180 Let me rephrase panel. 0.98

05:39:36.580 Should I accept to FWB position to keep the door open for her to commit later, or tell her

05:39:42.340 I prefer to have sex inside of a relationship and to hit me up when she's ready? 0.93

05:39:47.820 Oh, seven boys. 0.99

05:39:50.000 If you prefer to...

05:39:51.460 That's a lot.

05:39:53.460 Rank in terms of importance, maybe next episode.

05:39:57.380 Sense of humor, values, looks, sex quality, integrity, religion, age, body count, serious

05:40:05.200 relationship, history, communication, honesty, assertiveness.

05:40:09.980 I don't know, man.

05:40:11.140 That sounds like a lot of work.

05:40:13.260 That's a lot, bro. 1.00

05:40:14.080 Oh, bitch, all these rules! 1.00

05:40:19.260 Thank you, Chad. 0.99

05:40:20.220 We'll do it next episode, if you can send us a reminder.

05:40:23.880 Katatonic, should he accept a friends with benefit position to keep the door open for

05:40:28.060 her to commit later? 0.99

05:40:29.940 So she's like, fucking other dudes? 1.00

05:40:31.480 Nah, that's a wrap. 1.00

05:40:32.940 Back to the streets.

05:40:35.600 Stop. 1.00

05:40:36.160 Oh, fuck. 1.00

05:40:36.520 She belongs to the streets. 1.00

05:40:37.820 It's dumb, bro. 1.00

05:40:38.460 Find another girl. 1.00

05:40:39.160 Plenty of fish in the sea.

05:40:41.120 It's a wrap on this one.

05:40:42.300 And anyone, anyone on the panel want to weigh in on that one?

05:40:46.320 You were about to go?

05:40:47.240 Respect yourself and your values.

05:40:49.300 Check yourself for spit. 1.00

05:40:51.320 Fuck, never mind. 1.00

05:40:52.860 Better check yourself before you wreck yourself. 1.00

05:40:55.620 I don't know.

05:40:58.080 We got a bunch of these coming in.

05:40:59.640 We got a bunch of chats coming in.

05:41:02.300 Got a bunch of chats, you know.

05:41:05.000 Hey, Andrew, I have a question.

05:41:06.500 You're about to get interrupted.

05:41:08.180 I can't wait.

05:41:09.060 You go afford an 18, $20.

05:41:10.780 Chill out, Andrew.

05:41:13.100 Just curious.

05:41:14.800 Wishing Nick the best.

05:41:16.640 Thanks for the info, B.

05:41:19.200 Yeah, it's just, you have to remember that YouTube is a business.

05:41:23.980 The legendary Trash Panda donated $19 and 99 cents.

05:41:28.200 I'll pause it, Andrew.

05:41:28.400 I'll pause it, and then you can see it.

05:41:29.020 From right to left, minus one, minus one, minus one, minus one, minus one, five-tenths.

05:41:38.700 J6, I can fix you. 1.00

05:41:41.320 Me and JC will take turns fixing you.

05:41:44.220 But for you, I'm going to need you to fix that nose.

05:41:47.540 I love my nose.

05:41:48.940 You will be so nice.

05:41:49.880 Italian and German.

05:41:50.840 I love my nose.

05:41:52.200 Be nice, guys.

05:41:53.540 Wow, there's a lot of crying.

05:41:55.080 You got some people crushing on you in the chat there.

05:41:58.600 Go ahead, Andrew.

05:41:59.140 So while I understand, I understand when a person's a part of a show, you're used to seeing

05:42:02.980 them, like Nick, who, by the way, is great.

05:42:05.260 Love the kid.

05:42:06.100 Great guy.

05:42:06.600 That it is a business, and from the business standpoint, there may be, you know, the person

05:42:14.260 who left for whatever reason, they may not want their business out there, right?

05:42:19.080 And so from a proprietary position, I think it's totally appropriate to say, hey, even

05:42:26.260 though you want to know this, mind your own business, right?

05:42:28.880 That's just me.

05:42:32.200 That's a good point.

05:42:33.320 That's a good point.

05:42:33.780 Burrito underscore bucket underscore dump donated $20.

05:42:40.340 Brian, this is for you.

05:42:42.260 Would you rather be on the woods with a random burrito man or a random burrito bear? 0.74

05:42:49.520 A random burrito man.

05:42:51.660 Outcast donated $20.

05:42:53.540 Thank you, outcast.

05:42:54.160 Aussie girl plus Jackie deserves the most respect on this panel. 0.94

05:42:58.340 Mexican girl gives me the ick. 1.00

05:43:00.780 Ick. 0.95

05:43:01.020 Brian, what would it take for you to dress up as a burrito for the entire podcast on

05:43:05.380 the week of Halloween?

05:43:09.980 I need a, I'm going to need maybe a Bitcoin to do it.

05:43:15.060 I will dress up, I will get a burrito costume, and I will eat a burrito in a burrito costume.

05:43:22.680 I'll do it for a Bitcoin.

05:43:24.720 With guacamole?

05:43:25.360 Is that too much?

05:43:26.060 Maybe like three ETH or something?

05:43:30.320 Okay.

05:43:31.320 Thank you, man.

05:43:31.980 We got more coming in.

05:43:36.980 Thank you, bro.

05:43:37.820 Appreciate it.

05:43:39.360 Subgraf donated $20.

05:43:41.840 Brian, how did you get the domain whatever.com back when you were still doing pranks?

05:43:46.760 Yeah, it was an acquisition.

05:43:50.600 I bought it, I think, in 2015.

05:43:56.120 It was a, I thought it was a worthy investment.

05:43:59.300 Drama ghost.

05:44:00.320 I've never seen so many women look 25 and 62 simultaneously. 1.00

05:44:03.380 Brian, you are a gay Charlie Brown with a fetish for fleshy holes. 1.00

05:44:07.440 Big Sean, RZA. 1.00

05:44:08.540 Oh, I'll read the rest.

05:44:12.160 Chill out, Andrew.

05:44:13.440 I was just curious.

05:44:15.080 Oh.

05:44:15.460 Thanks for sharing, Brian.

05:44:17.600 Wishing Nick the best on his education.

05:44:20.200 Yo, thank you.

05:44:20.540 No, I understand the curiosity.

05:44:22.760 So I just kind of told you where I come at it from.

05:44:25.140 That's all.

05:44:25.380 He said, Big Sean, RZA, the chick with the tattoo of a mermaid.

05:44:29.560 P?

05:44:30.260 Thirsty?

05:44:31.100 Are you Big Sean?

05:44:32.480 I guess.

05:44:33.240 RZA, the chick with the tattoo of a mermaid.

05:44:36.920 Oh.

05:44:37.360 Oh, that is what that looks like.

05:44:39.760 Okay.

05:44:40.940 Oh, cool.

05:44:43.060 GMD Jim donated $20.

05:44:45.080 Thank you, Jim.

05:44:45.780 German nut.

05:44:46.740 Does your boyfriend prefer if your film partners eat pineapple before he goes felching?

05:44:53.080 Do you want to respond to that?

05:44:54.920 What is felching?

05:44:55.920 I don't understand that.

05:44:57.520 Daniel Nosseri donated $20.

05:45:00.100 The first thing that needs to happen when Trump is elected is that an IQ test is nationally

05:45:05.460 implemented to grant the right to vote.

05:45:08.300 Oh, and that annoying German accent is made illegal. 0.68

05:45:11.820 I like German accent.

05:45:12.880 Chucks to donated $20.

05:45:15.240 Senorita can go home when she can tell you what 18 plus 8 is.

05:45:19.100 Yeah.

05:45:19.600 You can leave.

05:45:20.360 No, I'm just kidding.

05:45:21.040 Oh, my God.

05:45:22.700 This girl.

05:45:27.500 Attorney, by the way.

05:45:28.460 One incher donated $20.

05:45:29.780 The German chick has massive tatars. 1.00

05:45:32.280 Would you make love in a pool full of Pepto-Bismol? 0.87

05:45:34.900 One incher?

05:45:36.620 Do you know what Pepto-Bismol is?

05:45:37.940 It's that pink stomach.

05:45:40.460 Pepto-Bismol, the medicine.

05:45:42.640 Would you do it?

05:45:43.360 Yes?

05:45:43.960 Show of hands.

05:45:52.600 Who would build a tall geese model?

05:45:54.860 Can you pull that back up, Austin?

05:45:56.060 Is it still, or did you close it out?

05:45:57.760 Oh, it's okay.

05:45:58.380 It's okay.

05:45:59.860 Techno Trooper donated $20.

05:46:02.620 Jackie O.

05:46:03.320 I didn't leave your husband after he F-ked Mary Lynn Monroe. 1.00

05:46:06.780 Your response?

05:46:08.260 I actually was blonde at one point in my life.

05:46:10.120 Oh.

05:46:11.100 Checked my Instagram.

05:46:11.980 Maybe you can pull it up or something.

05:46:14.400 I don't know.

05:46:15.120 B underscore Alyssa underscore Ray.

05:46:19.520 Cozy Canuck donated $20. 0.99

05:46:22.360 Tall Geese 1 is trash. 0.95

05:46:24.520 Tall Geese 3 looks better than Wing Zero. 0.98

05:46:27.600 Terrible take.

05:46:28.960 If you like Tall Geese so much, maybe you should hop in one and suffer as all their pilots do, 1.00

05:46:34.240 due to poor design.

05:46:35.740 I mean, Zex Marquise did okay.

05:46:37.580 Angelus donated $20.

05:46:39.200 Women don't report grape to the police because filing a false report is a felony, 1.00

05:46:45.120 meaning there is a consequence for a false accusation.

05:46:48.700 Wait, women don't report grape? 1.00

05:46:52.020 Wait, what?

05:46:52.900 But, I mean, we found time and time again that even when it's, like, provable that there

05:46:59.660 is a false accusation, the vast majority of the time doesn't even get prosecuted, so.

05:47:06.500 Catatonic donated $20.

05:47:08.880 No other dudes.

05:47:10.280 As stated, she doesn't want a relationship as of now, but she enjoys spending time with

05:47:15.420 me and wants to keep going, including sex dot.

05:47:17.880 I think she's just scared of the title since the divorce.

05:47:21.400 Is it monogamous? 0.93

05:47:22.660 Because, I mean, it doesn't sound so bad if there's not other dudes in the picture.

05:47:26.580 Are you guys monogamous?

05:47:27.640 Are you guys exclusive?

05:47:29.180 If so, I don't think there's a problem.

05:47:30.960 Um, but, uh, yeah, I don't know.

05:47:38.860 To quote the great Andrew Wilson and Brian Atlas, let us assume for a second and, listen, 1.00

05:47:44.740 normalize fucking punching random women in the pussy. 1.00

05:47:50.560 Please don't clip that. 1.00

05:47:51.960 Forrest Gump donated $20.

05:47:53.960 Thank you, Forrest Gump.

05:47:54.540 Jackie Kennedy, you are drop-dead gorgeous.

05:47:57.840 Thank you. 0.99

05:47:59.600 Damn, okay. 0.99

05:48:00.380 These are fun. 0.99

05:48:02.080 She's got some fans after tonight.

05:48:04.160 Okay.

05:48:04.760 You guys ever need positivity?

05:48:06.100 It's on my TikTok.

05:48:07.400 GMD Jim donated $20.

05:48:09.960 Brixen, young chai, young fat classed up the show on Saturday with that suit. 0.89

05:48:15.200 Find security for Maddie while she is out on the street.

05:48:18.540 I got some things in the work.

05:48:19.860 I got some things in the work on the security front.

05:48:21.980 Thank you, Jim.

05:48:22.820 Thank you, Jim.

05:48:23.600 Thank you, Jim.

05:48:24.180 Misogony.

05:48:24.940 Mexican girl has been in so many donkey shows. 1.00

05:48:28.460 Oops, not a roast. 0.93

05:48:29.440 Just stating facts.

05:48:31.440 Brian, maybe she can invite one of her friends to your burrito eat-offs.

05:48:36.320 Wow.

05:48:37.160 That's crazy.

05:48:37.840 Shniko, O4 donated $20.

05:48:40.540 Thanks for elaborating, Andrew.

05:48:43.000 Question for you.

05:48:44.200 How do you feel about a volunteer draft?

05:48:46.740 But it was the only way to get the right to vote.

05:48:49.640 Service guarantees citizenship.

05:48:51.300 I think that could be a step in the right direction, but I'd have some issues with it.

05:48:58.540 I'm going to do this one really quick.

05:49:00.520 Sure, why not, then?

05:49:01.440 Here you go.

05:49:01.660 Get the rocks.

05:49:02.860 Abdul.

05:49:03.600 Yeah.

05:49:04.040 Get the rocks.

05:49:04.580 Get the rocks.

05:49:06.620 For the husband or whatever, I guess.

05:49:10.480 Let me let the rest come through.

05:49:11.860 What was the question?

05:49:14.500 What was the question?

05:49:15.100 They'd underscore senpai donated $20.

05:49:17.940 Yeah.

05:49:18.580 Question for everyone.

05:49:20.120 What is your favorite anime?

05:49:21.860 If you haven't watched Fate, I highly recommend it.

05:49:25.260 Thanks, Andrew and Brian, for all the amazing content.

05:49:29.280 God bless and have a wonderful night.

05:49:31.380 Code Geass.

05:49:31.940 It was just, Andrew, can you administer the breakfast test?

05:49:34.640 Code Geass?

05:49:35.400 Code Geass?

05:49:36.180 Code Geass.

05:49:36.940 Andrew, the breakfast.

05:49:39.780 Okay, here, I'll do it.

05:49:41.700 How would you feel if you had not had breakfast this morning?

05:49:46.000 Right now.

05:49:47.460 Into the mic?

05:49:48.400 Oh, sorry.

05:49:48.820 Right now.

05:49:49.480 I didn't have breakfast this morning.

05:49:50.980 I'm starving.

05:49:53.400 What was it?

05:49:54.540 Yeah.

05:49:55.120 What was it?

05:49:57.900 So, okay.

05:49:58.620 How would you feel if you had not had breakfast this morning?

05:50:01.160 I was starving.

05:50:02.600 Okay.

05:50:03.020 All right.

05:50:03.280 We gave her a second chance, I guess.

05:50:04.660 I don't know.

05:50:06.320 All right.

05:50:07.460 Let's see.

05:50:08.040 Let's get these out.

05:50:09.220 To answer the previous question, I'm sorry.

05:50:11.340 Mob Cycle 100 is a great anime.

05:50:15.860 I just finished Attack on Titan.

05:50:19.720 It was okay.

05:50:21.440 It's Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood.

05:50:23.560 Come on.

05:50:23.880 That's the best.

05:50:24.540 That's top five for sure.

05:50:27.100 Or Parasite.

05:50:28.720 Parasite's good, too.

05:50:29.720 Yeah.

05:50:30.860 No, that's not good. 0.99

05:50:32.020 That's some knowledge of the original shit. 1.00

05:50:33.740 That's garbage anime. 1.00

05:50:34.740 Is that Brandy with the pink hat? 0.93

05:50:36.980 From Ben and Brandy on YouTube.

05:50:41.780 Yep.

05:50:43.220 That's her. 0.88

05:50:44.160 Thank you, Alpha.

05:50:44.820 Appreciate it.

05:50:46.100 Thank you.

05:50:46.520 Thank you.

05:50:47.420 Devon Jackson donated $20.

05:50:49.340 All this simping makes me sick.

05:50:52.160 It's been a lot of simping tonight.

05:50:54.240 A lot of simping.

05:50:55.160 Thank you, Devon.

05:50:57.620 What was the question that you wanted to ask me?

05:51:00.300 Brianne's Abuse at Burrito Hole donated $20.

05:51:05.820 Take your time with the podcast tonight.

05:51:08.480 I could use a breather. 1.00

05:51:10.260 Damn. 1.00

05:51:11.260 Okay. 1.00

05:51:12.020 All right.

05:51:12.300 Um, so I know, I don't know the exact scripture.

05:51:17.520 Pineapple underscore girl donated $20.

05:51:20.560 Chair three is definitely in her forties.

05:51:23.100 She's not fooling anyone.

05:51:25.020 Brian, let's go on a date.

05:51:26.400 Pineapple girl.

05:51:30.080 Uh, thank you, pineapple girl.

05:51:31.380 Appreciate it.

05:51:32.000 Thank you.

05:51:32.300 Thank you.

05:51:32.600 Uh, so I'm not sure of the exact, the exact, the exact scripture that it comes from.

05:51:39.200 Um, but I have read that Jesus actually did embrace the use of, um, like crystals and things

05:51:47.220 of the sort.

05:51:47.820 So what do you have, do you like know anything about that?

05:51:49.920 Like what's your opinion on that section of the Bible?

05:51:54.620 What?

05:51:55.280 That it doesn't exist except in your mind?

05:51:57.220 If I had my phone, I'd look up the exact, uh, scripture that it is, but he, he does say

05:52:04.180 I wish that you would.

05:52:05.740 Well, can you do it for me?

05:52:06.640 Because I guarantee you it doesn't talk about Jesus doing witchcraft with crystals.

05:52:10.440 It's, it never happened.

05:52:14.440 Maybe it's just, I'm just saying, like just didn't have, maybe it's from like the epistles

05:52:18.560 or whatever.

05:52:19.320 Maybe, I don't know.

05:52:20.360 You think you could look it up, Brian?

05:52:22.980 I don't know.

05:52:23.520 Techno Trooper donated $20.

05:52:25.200 Mexican girl, can you, uh, pay off my student loans plaza? 0.99

05:52:31.580 Mexican girl, can you, uh, pay off my student? 1.00

05:52:36.560 Yeah, sure.

05:52:37.580 Send me your, Daniel Nosyri donated $20.

05:52:41.480 Before Destin, his Swedish wife left him. 0.99

05:52:44.100 His cuckold sexual life was at an all-time high masturbating to endless men buggering his 1.00

05:52:49.260 wife in front of him. 1.00

05:52:51.000 Luckily, he met this German girl.

05:52:52.900 Oh, boy.

05:52:53.520 Demo, 99 donated $20.

05:52:57.320 Question for everyone.

05:52:59.000 Where were you all during 9-11?

05:53:01.120 Dude, I remember.

05:53:02.100 I was, it was junior high.

05:53:04.420 I think it was like eighth.

05:53:05.760 No. 0.99

05:53:06.500 It was like first, first week or some shit. 1.00

05:53:09.420 Second week of seventh grade or some shit. 0.99

05:53:15.220 I was in fifth grade playing basketball. 0.98

05:53:18.540 Recess.

05:53:18.980 Junior high, seventh grade.

05:53:24.940 I was in English class.

05:53:27.000 Or was it history class?

05:53:28.380 I don't know.

05:53:31.260 No, I remember watching it on TV before I went to school.

05:53:35.180 And then like we watched it all day. 1.00

05:53:36.860 That shit was heavy, son. 1.00

05:53:45.280 And then I was like, thinking to myself, we're about to bomb the millions. 1.00

05:53:52.560 Brian, have you watched Berserk yet?

05:53:54.240 No, I haven't.

05:53:55.460 Go watch Berserk.

05:53:56.660 It's life changing.

05:53:57.840 Is it?

05:53:58.940 Yeah.

05:54:01.740 Sweet.

05:54:03.240 Yeah.

05:54:03.500 As pie.

05:54:05.960 It's better than Attack on Titan. 1.00

05:54:09.320 And then, you know, damn bro, this guy, Demo just made it all heavy and shit. 1.00

05:54:14.780 Talk about 9-11, man. 1.00

05:54:16.520 I was in Germany, ironically.

05:54:19.800 You were in Germany?

05:54:21.060 Mm-hmm.

05:54:22.240 I was five.

05:54:26.500 That's cool. 0.99

05:54:27.200 Yeah, he fucking cries all the time. 1.00

05:54:44.020 He cries, God. 1.00

05:54:44.700 That's his whole character.

05:54:45.420 I don't like all this.

05:54:47.860 I don't like all this.

05:54:47.880 Oh, no.

05:54:56.340 Puke.

05:54:57.100 Chair 6.

05:54:58.080 Need some feet pics to see if I am cool with you running your toes through my fur.

05:55:02.920 Shh. 1.00

05:55:05.480 What the fuck? 1.00

05:55:06.340 Big Sas Energy donated $20. 1.00

05:55:08.700 I just Google crystals and the Bible. 0.99

05:55:11.960 It says if you believe in crystals, you are retarded. 0.99

05:55:15.040 Fun fact, a family member convinced her children crystals could be used as deodorant. 0.99

05:55:20.920 They all stunk. 0.97

05:55:22.660 Everybody knows you never go full retard. 0.99

05:55:25.320 Never go full retard. 0.99

05:55:27.120 You don't call retarded people retards. 0.99

05:55:30.980 It's bad taste. 1.00

05:55:32.560 You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded. 1.00

05:55:38.640 Boy. 0.99

05:55:40.140 Big Sas, thank you, man, for the TTS Trash Panda.

05:55:43.920 Thank you, man.

05:55:45.960 Any final thoughts from the panel before we...

05:55:48.820 You guys, if you want, you can get more...

05:55:50.720 Get a more TTS in, but any final thoughts from anybody on the panel?

05:55:55.420 Why are you looking at me like that, bro?

05:55:57.440 Because I want to...

05:55:58.480 Mary donated $20.

05:56:00.880 So I'm a virgin technically and I still got knocked up.

05:56:04.240 I know this looks bad, but I'm only 14, so it must be God's right.

05:56:09.600 My father told me that if we tell everyone this, we'll be famous.

05:56:13.980 Thoughts?

05:56:14.380 I don't get...

05:56:17.560 I don't get it. 0.98

05:56:20.480 It's Mary from the butt. 0.98

05:56:21.820 Yeah, yeah. 0.96

05:56:22.440 I just sound good.

05:56:23.520 You like role-playing or something?

05:56:25.080 Yeah, I think so.

05:56:26.300 I'm serious right now.

05:56:27.560 Are you okay?

05:56:29.980 You want some applesauce?

05:56:31.240 John, $1,570, donated $20.

05:56:35.480 I love the Brazilian girl.

05:56:37.820 She showed so much character and respect for herself.

05:56:41.400 Gorgeous and so well-spoken.

05:56:43.660 Praying for your struggles and your parents.

05:56:46.720 Mob Psycho is the best.

05:56:48.520 Thank you.

05:56:49.180 John, thank you for the TTS, man.

05:56:52.640 Appreciate it.

05:56:54.040 Q, what you got for us?

05:56:55.140 You got something?

05:56:56.760 Nah, I feel like we...

05:56:58.740 You're good?

05:56:59.020 Yeah, we had a good show.

05:57:00.900 That's great.

05:57:01.440 It was indeed a good show.

05:57:04.360 Let me think here.

05:57:05.700 Good to see you again too, Q.

05:57:07.300 You too, bro.

05:57:08.260 Always a pleasure to see you.

05:57:12.660 Age gap relationships?

05:57:15.920 Yay?

05:57:16.700 Nay?

05:57:18.380 How big of a gap?

05:57:20.960 30-year-old dating a 20-year-old.

05:57:23.760 That's a little questionable.

05:57:25.580 Questionable?

05:57:26.260 Why?

05:57:28.760 Just because I feel like 20 is still a different mind frame than a 30-year-old.

05:57:34.380 It's more fresh out of high school.

05:57:36.280 There's more naivety involved.

05:57:38.040 Naivety.

05:57:40.560 Yeah, I always wonder about this fresh out of high school thing.

05:57:44.820 Yeah, me too.

05:57:45.180 You think we should let women vote fresh out of high school? 1.00

05:57:52.140 I mean, they're just kids, right?

05:57:53.540 A long donated $20.

05:57:54.760 Mary was a role model for all women.

05:57:57.240 The original famous women that lied about sleeping with a guy because she was ashamed. 0.70

05:58:02.400 Teamed up with a scammer and blamed it on God and everyone got rich.

05:58:06.420 Big W.

05:58:07.160 I mean, they didn't.

05:58:08.480 They all died.

05:58:09.700 But anyway, so, yeah, do you think we should let women, these little kids vote? 1.00

05:58:14.980 Who just, like, they're fresh out of high school?

05:58:16.660 These little tiny, innocent children?

05:58:19.840 Um, see, with that, I'd probably say, I mean, are we talking?

05:58:30.840 So, I don't want to say no.

05:58:31.860 Yeah, I know.

05:58:32.220 Hang on.

05:58:32.500 Let her answer.

05:58:32.960 So, I don't want to say no, but at the same time, I kind of lean a little bit towards no,

05:58:37.520 just because there's not a whole bunch of, um, I guess, reputable information going into

05:58:44.740 not only our education system, but also just, like, what's being spread out towards, um,

05:58:51.000 people of a younger age that are able to vote, um, so I think there should be.

05:58:56.040 So, what age, what age should women be able to vote and pick the relationships of their 1.00

05:59:01.400 choice?

05:59:01.900 Whether it be women or just everybody in general, um, and, like, age requirement, I think, I,

05:59:08.560 I personally think that age to vote could be a little higher, not just for women, but

05:59:15.860 for everybody.

05:59:16.500 Yeah, what, what is that age?

05:59:20.940 21.

05:59:22.860 So, 20, so, 21 to 31 age gap relationship wouldn't bother you?

05:59:27.620 Just 20 to 30, or 30 to 20?

05:59:32.380 Uh, I don't know.

05:59:34.180 It's kind of, I guess it is.

05:59:42.420 Have you ever seen that movie, A League of Their Own?

05:59:45.640 No.

05:59:47.160 No, you need to go watch A League of Their Own, and you need to go, look at the chick 1.00

05:59:51.540 who, um, I, I can't remember her name, but they recruit her, and she's, like, raised as

05:59:59.080 a, you look just like that chick, who's raised as a tomboy that they recruit in, and she's 0.62

06:00:03.760 always looking at the ground and shit, too, and, like, can't form the sentences that she, 0.95

06:00:07.880 well, you gotta go watch the movie. 0.98

06:00:09.520 Be good.

06:00:09.900 You go watch A League of Their Own.

06:00:11.840 Okay.

06:00:12.200 You'll find your, like, you'll find your doppelganger in that movie.

06:00:15.460 Age gap relationships, object.

06:00:18.280 No, I don't see a problem.

06:00:19.460 I mean, if it's not too much, too big, and the person is not too young, then I don't see

06:00:24.740 a problem.

06:00:25.260 I think 20 is a good year for an age gap. 1.00

06:00:27.760 Donde esta la biblioteca?

06:00:31.580 What is the question?

06:00:32.900 The best age for the guys?

06:00:35.900 What?

06:00:36.860 Yeah, okay, yeah.

06:00:37.640 Skip?

06:00:39.900 I mean, an age gap's okay. 0.68

06:00:42.180 Okay.

06:00:43.080 It's fine.

06:00:43.740 You gotta talk into the mic.

06:00:45.340 That's the character.

06:00:46.400 Hang on.

06:00:46.820 That's the character.

06:00:47.540 Marla Hooch.

06:00:48.500 You gotta look up Marla Hooch from A League of Their Own. 1.00

06:00:51.620 It's literally your doppelganger.

06:00:53.440 Go ahead.

06:00:53.680 I think you should date in your age range.

06:00:58.520 What's the oldest guy you ever dated?

06:01:01.080 Ten years older than me.

06:01:02.500 Oh.

06:01:04.720 And it was a terrible choice.

06:01:06.340 He cheated on me.

06:01:07.420 I jumped two fences.

06:01:09.460 Well, I mean, that can happen when you're the same age as the guy. 0.73

06:01:11.500 I know, but he was just gross.

06:01:12.580 Anyway, I think you should be in the same age.

06:01:15.180 Okay.

06:01:15.500 Okay.

06:01:18.580 Anyways, I don't really feel like dating the age gap thing.

06:01:24.080 Unless Andrew does.

06:01:25.840 I don't really feel like it, though.

06:01:28.740 I'm good, bro.

06:01:29.540 We're good.

06:01:30.800 I'll let the rest of the messages come in, then we'll wrap up.

06:01:34.620 Last call.

06:01:35.460 Last call, guys, if you want to get the message in.

06:01:37.100 35-year-old age gap okay?

06:01:41.240 35-year-old age...

06:01:43.060 What do you mean?

06:01:46.500 35-year-old dating what?

06:01:48.540 Maybe it's the gap.

06:01:49.800 Vader underscore senpai donated $20.

06:01:52.900 If you don't believe in God, look up what antimatter is and how the universe shouldn't make sense.

06:01:59.180 Too many ways the universe conflicts with itself without having a creator.

06:02:03.980 Also watch Steins Gate.

06:02:06.540 Thank you, man.

06:02:07.440 Omar donated $20.

06:02:09.240 Oh, this is good.

06:02:09.920 Andrew and Brian favorite FPS game.

06:02:13.000 Andrew, you said you're good.

06:02:14.240 Can I shoot you a DM and add you on guys on Steam?

06:02:18.560 Yeah, sure.

06:02:19.140 You can for me.

06:02:20.800 I don't really play first-person shooters, though.

06:02:24.540 Let's see.

06:02:25.180 First-person shooters.

06:02:26.900 When I was super young, Battlefield Vietnam.

06:02:29.740 That's super old, though.

06:02:30.960 I mean, more recently, but I stopped playing video games about four years ago.

06:02:34.580 Totally.

06:02:36.420 Battlefield 1.

06:02:38.180 Love that game.

06:02:39.100 Isn't it EA that makes that?

06:02:42.580 I think it's EA. 0.99

06:02:43.740 They fucking ruin all of their... 0.99

06:02:45.820 I don't know. 0.99

06:02:46.320 Just like the DLC, like gating certain content.

06:02:50.580 So then if you don't have the DLC, you can't play with other people.

06:02:54.140 Battlefield 1.

06:02:55.460 Amazing game.

06:02:56.940 I put in probably...

06:02:59.200 I don't know how much time into that game.

06:03:05.380 Played Tank.

06:03:06.340 I was a big tank.

06:03:08.060 I like Tank.

06:03:09.920 Anyways.

06:03:10.720 Alright.

06:03:11.540 I got some more.

06:03:12.500 Thank you, man.

06:03:15.060 Drama Ghost donated $20.

06:03:17.920 Mexican girls' brother selling you meth does not count as proof of Jesus working with crystals. 0.99

06:03:24.460 Cope.

06:03:30.160 Random underscore bear underscore feet underscore pics donated $20.

06:03:35.480 Maddie asking all the women if they sold feet pics on the IRL was hilarious. 0.99

06:03:40.680 There is something in the water in SB.

06:03:43.000 Oh.

06:03:43.360 People wearing lingerie in public is not normal.

06:03:46.260 What happened to class?

06:03:47.520 By the way, guys, so if you guys don't know, we're on episode 7 yesterday for the IRL stream.

06:03:57.800 Guys, we've been doing these IRL streams Friday and Saturday nights, typically from like 10 p.m. to midnight, 1 a.m.

06:04:03.760 Madison's been going, doing these interviews, kind of bringing the podcast to the street.

06:04:10.620 And, I mean, the responses to the questions on the street are, I mean, insane.

06:04:19.040 Like, they're crazy.

06:04:19.860 So, if you guys want to tune in live, we're starting to do that.

06:04:23.300 We're going to be consistent with it Fridays and Saturdays.

06:04:27.280 And, by the way, Q, when did you get into town?

06:04:30.060 We should have had you.

06:04:30.920 I was thinking that.

06:04:32.260 I got in Saturday.

06:04:32.980 We should have had you.

06:04:33.820 Were you, like, in Santa Barbara?

06:04:35.560 No.

06:04:36.120 You were in L.A.?

06:04:36.820 Yeah, I was in L.A.

06:04:37.820 We should have had you come.

06:04:38.780 Anyways, maybe, how long are you down for?

06:04:40.640 I'm leaving Wednesday.

06:04:41.720 Oh, okay.

06:04:42.240 Well, maybe next time we'll get you on the IRL stream.

06:04:43.920 But, yeah, the IRL streams, we're doing them on the whatever channel, Friday, Saturday, 10 p.m.

06:04:50.900 It's pretty crazy.

06:04:54.280 Pretty wild.

06:04:55.040 Pretty wild stuff.

06:04:57.880 My Sogany So What donated $20.

06:05:01.000 How come women say they are so mature until age gaps come up? 1.00

06:05:05.440 It's all about leverage. 0.79

06:05:07.640 Older men have the leverage and women hate it. 0.99

06:05:10.500 Young men have no leverage cause. 0.99

06:05:12.520 They have nothing.

06:05:13.920 Loose Gunt donated $20.

06:05:17.500 Brian, you need to get the hell out of California.

06:05:20.780 Run for your life, dude. 1.00

06:05:22.100 Pack up her shit and leave right now. 1.00

06:05:24.520 Do it now. 1.00

06:05:25.780 Yeah, California?

06:05:27.060 I don't know how long I'll be here, to be honest.

06:05:30.700 I like Santa Barbara, but...

06:05:33.340 Maybe Hawaii.

06:05:35.980 I'm thinking Hawaii or Florida or leaving the U.S.

06:05:41.960 I don't know.

06:05:42.620 We'll see.

06:05:42.960 Outcast donated $20.

06:05:47.540 Girl in the pink with Spongebob jokes.

06:05:50.560 Have more confidence in yourself.

06:05:52.960 You had been looking down this entire podcast.

06:05:56.240 Don't be embarrassed about yourself.

06:05:58.720 You will be liked.

06:06:00.480 Yeah, thank you, Outcast.

06:06:01.400 Appreciate it.

06:06:01.720 Yeah, you have some engaging thoughts, too.

06:06:04.180 Speaking of, WHO saw Morgan farted last night.

06:06:08.280 Was it last night?

06:06:09.040 Awesome.

06:06:09.540 Morgan, how did your drunken night end?

06:06:11.980 Chill stream tonight.

06:06:13.720 Hope everyone the best.

06:06:15.740 Hunter x Hunter goated.

06:06:17.240 Afro samurai legendary.

06:06:19.440 Was it...

06:06:20.440 Chimp donated $20.

06:06:23.060 Brian, you're sending Maddie to the streets, but she doesn't belong there and get Morgan a 1.00

06:06:27.540 weffing chair.

06:06:28.180 There's no space.

06:06:29.160 I would.

06:06:29.760 I gotta...

06:06:30.260 She sits on the window.

06:06:32.160 But, I mean, she plays soccer, so I feel like she can handle it, you know, because she

06:06:39.280 plays soccer.

06:06:40.320 Because I feel like you gotta be strong.

06:06:44.100 Okay, whatever.

06:06:45.180 Morgan, how did your Friday night end?

06:06:47.660 How was that?

06:06:48.760 I don't know.

06:06:49.700 I don't know what they're talking about.

06:06:50.680 Have we ever seen...

06:06:52.980 Have we seen a...

06:06:53.960 We've seen...

06:06:54.640 We've seen Yael.

06:06:56.520 Wait, we saw Yael?

06:06:58.240 We saw Yael.

06:07:00.120 And then, have we seen...

06:07:01.220 What are they laughing?

06:07:02.500 What are you guys laughing about?

06:07:05.280 Is it about Morgan?

06:07:07.280 It's about Maddie.

06:07:08.560 It's about Maddie?

06:07:09.980 It's about me squatting.

06:07:11.680 Oh, the squatting?

06:07:12.780 Oh, guys.

06:07:13.180 Speeding on stream.

06:07:14.240 Was that Friday?

06:07:14.920 That was the Friday stream, right?

06:07:16.360 Or...

06:07:16.680 I do it like every stream.

06:07:18.640 Guys, guys.

06:07:19.400 Maddie's been doing the... 0.99

06:07:22.020 What's the name for that?

06:07:23.220 It's like a...

06:07:23.940 Asian squat.

06:07:24.520 Asian squat.

06:07:26.220 On stream.

06:07:27.400 On Fridays and Saturdays.

06:07:28.580 So, check out the IRL streams.

06:07:30.460 If you want to see...

06:07:31.480 I'm not doing the Asian squat.

06:07:34.400 But, uh...

06:07:35.860 Have we seen...

06:07:37.100 Anissa?

06:07:38.220 Have we seen her out?

06:07:39.460 And about?

06:07:39.920 Have you been out and about?

06:07:40.940 Or...

06:07:41.300 I actually spotted you guys. 0.99

06:07:42.980 Oh, but you, like, fucking ducked behind. 0.99

06:07:44.900 I said I ran. 0.99

06:07:45.900 She, like, saw...

06:07:46.780 She, like, saw... 1.00

06:07:47.480 She was like, oh, fuck. 1.00

06:07:48.200 No, because, like, I walked by and I didn't know if that was... 1.00

06:07:50.600 Oh, okay.

06:07:51.460 Was it on Saturday or Friday?

06:07:53.500 Friday.

06:07:54.180 Oh, okay.

06:07:54.920 Okay.

06:07:56.900 By the way, guys, do you guys want to see Anissa...

06:07:59.940 Can you pull up the chat so we can see it?

06:08:01.500 Do you want to see Anissa helping out with the IRL streams?

06:08:05.060 Can you pull up the chat so we...

06:08:06.080 Do you want to see Anissa helping out?

06:08:08.660 Big Sas Energy donated $20.

06:08:10.700 Morgan got them thick thighs and booty to support herself for eight hours. 1.00

06:08:16.340 Nice.

06:08:17.660 All right.

06:08:18.440 Big Sas Energy.

06:08:19.760 Okay.

06:08:22.320 Word.

06:08:23.340 Look, Anissa, look at everybody in the chat there.

06:08:25.600 They're all saying yes.

06:08:27.720 I mean, somebody just said, no, it's better if she's quiet.

06:08:31.220 I was thinking she could just, like, be kicking it.

06:08:33.720 Like, she doesn't have to say anything. 0.68

06:08:34.940 She can just, like, kick it.

06:08:35.920 Maybe even, like, hold up the whatever banner in the background or something.

06:08:39.260 We'll talk.

06:08:41.420 We'll talk.

06:08:42.000 We'll figure it out.

06:08:43.560 All right.

06:08:44.020 Okay.

06:08:44.280 I think that's it, guys.

06:08:45.120 We're going to wrap up the show there.

06:08:47.560 Do we do a quick final little...

06:08:49.620 Guys, really quick.

06:08:51.040 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

06:08:52.580 Drop us a follow.

06:08:53.360 Drop us a Prime sub.

06:08:54.080 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

06:08:55.340 Guys, it's been 31 minutes since we last got a Prime, if anybody has a Prime available.

06:08:58.980 Also, if you can drop us a follow.

06:09:00.720 If you have Amazon Prime, you can link at your Twitch quick for an easy way to support the show every single month.

06:09:04.420 Also, guys, Discord.

06:09:05.300 Discord.gg slash whatever.

06:09:07.180 We have a really great community over there.

06:09:09.040 We post a bunch of cool BTS stuff.

06:09:10.720 Great community.

06:09:11.920 And if you guys want to see the BTS behind the scenes, you want to see the hate mail, you want to see all kinds of crazy...

06:09:17.720 Pull up the wall of whatever.

06:09:19.360 Pull up the wall of whatever.

06:09:23.160 So that's, like...

06:09:24.220 I recently just...

06:09:25.680 I posted a lot of stuff related to, like, the podcast.

06:09:27.760 But recently, I, like, went through my archive, posted a bunch of, like, old, old stuff.

06:09:31.360 So, like, PewDiePie, that's him reacting to one of my prank videos.

06:09:34.940 We were on Tosh.0 a long time ago, one of our pranks.

06:09:39.520 That's me in the red Lewandowski jacket.

06:09:42.500 That's me on, like...

06:09:43.320 Play it. 1.00

06:09:43.860 Play that shit. 1.00

06:09:44.300 That's me on, like, Mexican Fox Sports or whatever. 1.00

06:09:53.480 Play the GMA one, you know?

06:09:56.260 We see a lot of strange things here in New York City, but this may be among the strangest.

06:10:01.620 This is a guy walking his pet dinosaur in Central Park.

06:10:05.940 As you might imagine, he attracted a bit of attention.

06:10:08.660 He even ended up in one couple's wedding.

06:10:12.040 And just in case you're nervous at all, we should assure you this was just...

06:10:15.320 No, no, I mean just hide Andrew.

06:10:19.300 How did...

06:10:21.020 A guy in a costume, not a real dinosaur.

06:10:23.340 Wait, so a guy in a costume walking his dinosaur.

06:10:25.300 Yes, a guy in a costume is walking the real dinosaur.

06:10:30.960 No, it's actually weirder.

06:10:33.400 It's a guy walking a guy in a costume.

06:10:37.600 I don't know.

06:10:38.120 It's even odd.

06:10:38.860 It's all, yeah.

06:10:40.760 And then, let's see, what else?

06:10:42.900 Oh, this is throwback here.

06:10:45.000 Play that really quick.

06:10:46.060 Well, one Santa Barbara man put some mistletoe on a fishing pole.

06:10:49.340 It was part of a prank that was all caught on tape.

06:10:52.900 Brian walked around.

06:10:53.960 Okay, you can, all right, you can, you get the idea.

06:10:56.880 But go back to the Discord.

06:10:57.980 Oh, check this out.

06:10:59.180 Scroll up, scroll up.

06:11:00.240 Check that.

06:11:01.100 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99

06:11:02.840 Yeah, click that one. 1.00

06:11:03.780 50 Cent posted that shit. 1.00

06:11:05.320 What's up? 1.00

06:11:06.640 Anyways, whatever.

06:11:07.760 Okay.

06:11:08.320 Discord.gg slash whatever. 0.96

06:11:09.680 We post a bunch of cool shit on there, boys. 0.93

06:11:14.240 If you want to check it out. 0.98

06:11:16.420 Let's see.

06:11:18.180 Let's see.

06:11:20.180 Oh, we got to do a Twitch raid.

06:11:21.560 Okay.

06:11:22.000 I'll do the outro.

06:11:22.780 Then we'll do the Twitch raid.

06:11:23.980 And then Q is buying everybody in and out.

06:11:27.460 Okay.

06:11:28.080 Just kidding.

06:11:30.700 Let me see.

06:11:31.400 Who are we going to raid on Twitch?

06:11:32.600 Who are we going to raid on Twitch?

06:11:33.640 One sec, boys.

06:11:42.100 All right, bro.

06:11:48.480 Donde esta la biblioteca?

06:11:55.400 All right, bro.

06:11:56.300 Chill out, dude. 0.99

06:11:58.260 Damn, we got... 0.99

06:11:59.380 Okay, we're going to raid Will Grandma then. 0.99

06:12:01.080 She's the only one that's kind of doing anything.

06:12:03.640 What's up?

06:12:04.400 Don't pull it up quite yet, but...

06:12:06.320 Okay, guys.

06:12:07.600 Whew. 0.98

06:12:09.400 That was a damn good show. 0.99

06:12:11.320 That was a good show. 0.95

06:12:12.180 Well, thank you, everybody.

06:12:13.320 Episode 200.

06:12:14.600 We'll have a podcast.

06:12:15.700 It was a wonderful podcast.

06:12:17.040 Andrew did a great job over there in Michigan.

06:12:20.000 And he was a great man.

06:12:21.540 He was a great man.

06:12:23.340 Great man.

06:12:30.100 What do you think about the Weimar Republic?

06:12:34.360 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

06:12:36.040 My bad, my bad, my bad.

06:12:37.260 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

06:12:42.940 The Weimar Republic?

06:12:47.180 Just last thing.

06:12:51.360 Weimar, my bad.

06:12:52.280 Did I say it wrong?

06:12:55.760 I don't know it.

06:12:56.860 I don't understand it.

06:12:57.920 If you ask me.

06:12:58.920 How about it?

06:12:59.820 Like the Weimar Republic?

06:13:02.060 Weimar?

06:13:02.720 Yeah, what, like, what do you think about it?

06:13:05.040 What does Weimar mean?

06:13:07.240 Austin, can you play the song really quick?

06:13:08.660 Yes.

06:13:14.120 Oh.

06:13:15.080 Oh, don't pull it up, bro. 1.00

06:13:17.000 Holy shit, bro. 0.99

06:13:17.960 Congrats on 200, Brian. 1.00

06:13:20.140 You're gay. 1.00

06:13:21.380 Boom roasted. 1.00

06:13:22.520 Listen up, big sass, you little bitch. 1.00

06:13:24.980 I'll fuck you up, big sass. 1.00

06:13:27.080 You little fucking piece of shit. 1.00

06:13:30.860 It's too late. 1.00

06:13:31.580 I think it's too late now.

06:13:32.380 Or maybe I'll ask, maybe get ready.

06:13:35.020 What do you think about, um...

06:13:37.380 Yeah.

06:13:40.740 Who's that German composer?

06:13:44.940 Schubert?

06:13:45.880 Are you a Schubert fan?

06:13:48.220 Not really.

06:13:48.880 Are you more like Mendelssohn?

06:13:50.580 Like what?

06:13:51.580 Mendelssohn.

06:13:52.180 What is Mendelssohn? 0.98

06:13:53.080 Are you like, are you like kind of fuck more with like Beethoven and like Mozart? 0.98

06:13:56.840 Yeah. 1.00

06:13:57.040 That kind of shit. 1.00

06:13:57.560 Actually, yeah. 1.00

06:13:58.060 Like that modern shit. 1.00

06:13:59.200 Yeah. 1.00

06:14:00.040 Yeah.

06:14:00.480 Bach?

06:14:01.300 You like Bach?

06:14:01.980 Who's that?

06:14:03.600 You don't like Bach?

06:14:04.500 Schubert?

06:14:05.540 No.

06:14:06.180 Not Schubert.

06:14:06.880 No.

06:14:07.760 Who's the guy who did Ride of the Valkyrie? 0.99

06:14:09.860 What's his fucking name? 1.00

06:14:11.580 Hold on. 1.00

06:14:12.260 I gotta Google this. 1.00

06:14:13.500 It's fucking Brian. 1.00

06:14:16.360 The Brandenburg? 1.00

06:14:19.020 Gates?

06:14:20.380 Wagner?

06:14:21.840 Oh, oh, no.

06:14:23.260 He's too...

06:14:24.120 No, he's too...

06:14:24.940 Can you play it, please?

06:14:26.380 Okay, come on, you can...

06:14:54.700 Okay, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.

06:14:57.440 Can you translate for us?

06:14:58.620 I'm just curious.

06:14:59.360 I don't understand any words.

06:15:00.940 Oh, okay.

06:15:01.500 My bad.

06:15:03.900 Okay.

06:15:04.540 All right.

06:15:05.060 I don't know what I'm doing.

06:15:06.400 Sorry, guys.

06:15:08.180 Okay, we're gonna raid...

06:15:10.260 Oh, last call.

06:15:11.080 Call to action.

06:15:11.700 I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you and you a call to action.

06:15:17.780 Would you consider stopping sex work entirely? 0.99

06:15:20.880 And addendum, would you consider stop making your husband a cuck? 1.00

06:15:28.200 What? 0.97

06:15:28.900 What?

06:15:29.840 For, like...

06:15:30.700 Would you consider showing your husband the respect he deserves and not allowing other men to come inside of you? 0.99

06:15:41.260 If he would want that, I would.

06:15:45.680 He doesn't care.

06:15:46.300 Do you want kids?

06:15:46.980 Just curious.

06:15:47.640 No.

06:15:48.120 Oh, you don't want kids?

06:15:48.860 Okay.

06:15:48.960 No, I have a stepson.

06:15:51.640 Oh, he has kids?

06:15:52.660 Yeah.

06:15:53.240 Oh, okay.

06:15:54.480 All right. 0.99

06:15:54.860 I wonder if I can make an addendum to the call to action and just simply request if perhaps you ladies would just take one less dick per month until, gradually, you got to only one dick. 1.00

06:16:09.080 And that was the only dick. 0.99

06:16:10.640 I wonder if we could possibly implore you to just kind of gradually step down the penis intake until you just got to one. 0.99

06:16:18.500 Do you think we could do that? 0.98

06:16:19.780 I think that's a rage quit.

06:16:22.360 I think it's a rage quit.

06:16:23.440 I think that might have been a rage quit.

06:16:25.420 It was a rage quit.

06:16:26.160 Definitely a rage quit. 0.98

06:16:27.200 You're such a misogynist, Andrew. 0.94

06:16:29.020 I will not stand for this. 0.98

06:16:30.500 You know what?

06:16:31.100 Hide him.

06:16:33.220 Turn him off.

06:16:35.120 Boom, you're gone.

06:16:35.860 No, I'm just kidding.

06:16:36.480 Okay.

06:16:37.360 Bring him back. 0.99

06:16:38.180 Bring the misogynist bigot back. 0.99

06:16:43.120 Okay. 0.96

06:16:43.680 Well, yes?

06:16:45.580 If he would want me to, I would do it.

06:16:48.140 Is he here?

06:16:48.640 Is your husband here?

06:16:49.520 No, I'm not here.

06:16:50.220 Maybe we could tell him to come up.

06:16:51.960 Armenian Apostolic donated $20.

06:16:54.860 Congrats on your 200th episode.

06:16:58.240 W, Brian, W, Q, W, Andrew, W, Maddie, W, Anissa, W, Morgan, W, Austin, W, Desmond, W, German, Tiddies, BTW.

06:17:07.320 What lawsuit?

06:17:07.920 Yeah, congratulations on 200th episode.

06:17:10.800 Just bear 111 donated $20.

06:17:13.840 The second chair is the anti-Jeremy fragrance.

06:17:16.500 Woe definitely doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus.

06:17:19.920 Hmm.

06:17:20.700 Okay.

06:17:22.100 All right.

06:17:22.520 Well, okay.

06:17:23.880 Thank you.

06:17:24.440 Oh, there's more coming through.

06:17:25.500 Bitsass Energy donated $20.

06:17:28.000 Perhaps he's too much of a poosie to tell you, but he doesn't want other peens in you. 1.00

06:17:33.260 No man does.

06:17:34.260 Oh, there's another one coming.

06:17:36.780 He doesn't care.

06:17:38.460 He does not care.

06:17:40.040 Outcast donated $20.

06:17:42.460 Average pretty girl in the pink. 0.98

06:17:44.880 Not the lying Mexican. 0.99

06:17:46.700 You are just my type. 0.99

06:17:48.460 Awkward and not always knowing what to say.

06:17:51.380 You've been so cute.

06:17:52.960 Know your value.

06:17:54.700 Simply.

06:17:55.260 I'm just going to think you're outcast.

06:17:57.180 Thank you, Outcast.

06:17:57.200 I'm just going to think you're outcast.

06:17:58.260 Brixen, the Erica song was not made for the party.

06:18:02.260 Adolf just liked it and borrowed it.

06:18:05.260 That's what I'm saying.

06:18:06.040 It came before.

06:18:08.520 Right?

06:18:15.080 Anyways, GG.

06:18:16.320 Well played.

06:18:17.360 Last call.

06:18:17.900 Hit the like button, please, on your way out.

06:18:19.680 Thank you for tuning in tonight.

06:18:20.620 You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.

06:18:22.280 I appreciate that.

06:18:23.240 Thank you to everyone who superchats, donates, and supports the show.

06:18:25.860 Really appreciate it, guys.

06:18:27.340 Could not do the show without you guys, so your patronage is...

06:18:30.860 It is very much appreciated.

06:18:33.840 You guys are super, super generous with it, so thank you guys so much, man.

06:18:38.820 200 shows.

06:18:39.720 Can't believe it.

06:18:41.180 Would have been grateful for even like a quarter, 10% of kind of the support and success that

06:18:46.800 we've had.

06:18:47.180 So, here's to...

06:18:50.180 It's not alcohol, but here's to another 100.

06:18:53.620 We'll make it to 300.

06:18:54.880 Then I'll have to probably get myself into therapy after all this.

06:18:59.520 But at 300, I'll go therapy.

06:19:02.360 We will be live again Tuesday, 5 p.m. Pacific.

06:19:05.520 We've got a really good show on Tuesday.

06:19:07.280 Q will be back.

06:19:08.420 Andrew will be back.

06:19:09.680 Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out whatever on Instagram if you can make it to 0.72

06:19:12.320 Santa Barbara, 07...

06:19:14.800 Daryl underscore Frank underscore Castle donated $20.

06:19:19.080 This panel was lame tonight.

06:19:21.300 Congrats on 200 episodes.

06:19:23.540 Thank you, man.

06:19:24.080 Should have brought on Desiree on tonight to celebrate with her and a burrito.

06:19:27.900 Chat.

06:19:28.460 Chat.

06:19:28.740 L-O-L.

06:19:29.620 Chat.

06:19:30.460 What do you think?

06:19:31.020 I don't think we should have had Desiree on.

06:19:32.820 You know, I tried to get...

06:19:33.500 By the way...

06:19:34.060 Oh, go ahead.

06:19:34.700 Oh, sorry.

06:19:35.200 Go ahead.

06:19:35.480 I was just going to say it was a pleasure to meet all of you gals here.

06:19:38.840 I take none of this personally.

06:19:39.800 I thought we had some spirited back and forth, and it was a lot of fun.

06:19:43.420 Likewise.

06:19:45.300 Thanks for having us.

06:19:47.080 Of course.

06:19:47.540 Oh, Andrew, I'm going to send you a redirect.

06:19:49.520 Okay.

06:19:49.880 Let me just get that.

06:19:50.880 Okay.

06:19:51.060 That's all good.

06:19:51.660 We're going to do a Twitch raid.

06:19:53.100 Who are we raiding again?

06:19:54.460 Let me just double check.

06:19:55.420 One sec.

06:19:55.940 One sec.

06:19:56.360 Let me get that pulled up. 0.95

06:19:58.560 Raid channel.

06:19:59.760 We have...

06:20:00.680 Who do we got?

06:20:03.020 Yeah.

06:20:03.580 Okay.

06:20:03.980 We are going to do...

06:20:07.800 Whoa, Grandma.

06:20:09.800 So, guys, thank you for watching on Twitch.

06:20:12.140 We're going to send a raid over to Whoa, Grandma. 1.00

06:20:14.460 Oh.

06:20:14.980 Cycle Path donated $20.

06:20:17.800 Marla, you made the right choice getting married and not continuing on with the baseball league.

06:20:23.800 Marla did make the right choice.

06:20:25.580 Wait, who's Marla?

06:20:26.220 Marla really did.

06:20:27.060 I don't know.

06:20:27.620 The movie.

06:20:28.860 Oh.

06:20:30.080 Outcast donated $20.

06:20:32.680 Hashtag bring Desiree back.

06:20:34.260 Nope.

06:20:34.440 I want to see her debate with Rachel Wilson.

06:20:37.120 I kind of want to see that, too.

06:20:39.240 I'm not going to lie.

06:20:40.200 I would like to see a Rachel versus Desiree.

06:20:42.940 I'll do it.

06:20:43.900 Here's what we'll do.

06:20:45.580 I don't want to put her on the panel.

06:20:47.920 The audience has spoken on that.

06:20:50.680 If it's like a 1v1, Rachel versus Desiree, I'll do it.

06:20:57.160 But I don't want her on.

06:20:58.100 I would fly, I think I would fly Rachel out for a 1v1 with Desiree.

06:21:03.400 Let's make it happen.

06:21:04.880 I think I would do that.

06:21:05.740 Let's make it happen.

06:21:06.020 But only if the chat donates ridiculous amounts of money to the whatever podcast and to the

06:21:13.120 Crucible.

06:21:13.820 And then I think, I think I just couldn't say no.

06:21:17.060 He'll consider it.

06:21:18.540 Let's see here.

06:21:19.460 Okay, let's do the raid. 0.68

06:21:20.920 Guys, whoa, Grandma.

06:21:22.160 She is playing Retail, World of Warcraft Classic.

06:21:27.040 If we can get that pulled up.

06:21:29.420 Wow.

06:21:30.120 All right.

06:21:30.500 I'm going to send the raid here in just a few seconds.

06:21:32.880 I know you could.

06:21:34.120 She's 82, guys.

06:21:35.780 It'll be nice.

06:21:37.920 Take that, Drac.

06:21:39.000 This is the boss fight.

06:21:40.620 Yeah.

06:21:41.060 Yeah, yeah.

06:21:41.620 I'm going to send the raid right now.

06:21:42.980 Thank you guys for watching on Twitch.

06:21:44.160 Hope you guys have a good night.

06:21:45.280 Good night, guys.

06:21:46.320 Good night.

06:21:47.620 Bye.

06:21:47.940 Take the rest.

06:21:49.020 That's your angelic expression.

06:21:54.900 And I wish.

06:21:56.640 Oh, there it is.

06:21:57.600 Whatever is back.

06:22:02.260 Love the enthusiasm.

06:22:10.240 Hmm.

06:22:12.660 Anyway, she's in the middle of, looks like an instance.

06:22:16.180 Hello there, whatever.

06:22:18.940 Yo, what's up?

06:22:20.060 Good evening, whatever.

06:22:22.080 Watch your stick.

06:22:23.460 All right.

06:22:25.300 Okay.

06:22:26.000 You can pause that.

06:22:28.400 I think we're all good.

06:22:30.140 All right, guys.

06:22:30.900 I think that's it.

06:22:31.920 Okay.

06:22:32.240 O7's in the chat.

06:22:33.620 O7's in the chat.

06:22:34.620 I hope you guys have a good night.

06:22:35.880 And we'll see you on Tuesday.

06:22:37.120 Good night, guys.

06:22:37.600 Good night.

06:22:38.060 Oh.

06:22:38.620 Desiree Noel donated $20.

06:22:41.220 I accept.

06:22:42.180 Oh, she's watching.

06:22:43.200 Rachel is a worthy opponent 100%. 0.99

06:22:45.420 Okay.

06:22:46.340 We'll do a 1v1.

06:22:47.540 You thought I was bad.

06:22:49.400 God help you, Desiree.

06:22:52.120 Anyways.

06:22:52.820 Okay.

06:22:54.160 O7's in the chat.

06:22:54.980 Good night, guys.

06:22:55.660 Hope you guys have a good night.

06:22:56.500 We'll see you on Tuesday.

06:22:58.200 Good night.

06:22:58.780 Good night.

06:22:59.160 Don't forget your cheese.

06:23:00.860 What?

Whatever Podcast - September 30, 2024

Her Husband Lets Her F Other Men？! She MARRIED An ØF SIMP？! Andrew Wilson! Q! ｜ Dating Talk #200 💯

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