RAGE QUIT?! HEATED DEBATE Over Being Submissive & Bowing?! 2 VlRGlNS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | Dating Talk #167
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In this episode of Whatever Dating Talk, we have our first guest, Angelic! Angelic is a musician, streamer, and dog breeder from California. We talk about what it's like being single in the 21st century, dating in your 20s, and how to deal with the modern dating hellscape.
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said and without further ado we're going to have the guests introduce themselves so please
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tell us your name age location and occupation go ahead uh hello i'm angelic i'm 23 i currently live
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in la and um i do stuff for fun like make music and stream on twitch and yeah that's it and uh well
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first off welcome back uh i think it's been like what a year since your last honors yeah around
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there now you were you moved around a little bit you were in uh was it south korea for a little bit
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or yes i went to korea and then i went to australia then back to korea and then now i'm back here
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and were you studying there or what were you doing in uh south korea just traveling okay cool what about
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you i'm brie i'm 22 from fresno california and i'm a dog breeder uh what kind of uh dogs do you breed
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golden retrievers golden retrievers okay and uh do you have i don't know the terminology but you have
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multiple birthing i don't know what they're called what they call uh like my sires sires and sires yeah
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that's the man that's the man and then the dame damn damn yeah not dame no damn yeah sire and damn
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yeah i have two two dams yes how many sires one one sire yes of course okay there's no and it's
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you're like uh what is it a case akc akc certified yes so you make sure there's no inbreeding and
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they're of good stock yes okay how much do you just for a puppy i'm just curious what's the typical
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price uh in california can range anywhere between like three and five thousand for one of them nice
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and then like per year how many uh pups are there typically um it depends on how many females
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you do but it can be anywhere between like 10 to 20. okay very cool what about you hi my name is
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amy also known as mochitoki i'm 24 years old from orange county california and i'm a content creator
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what what was your aka mochitoki mochi mochitoki yeah mochitoki okay were you bestowed this name or is
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self-styled self-bestowed self-bestowed okay what about you my name is kate i am from fresno just
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turned 23 yesterday and also just started as a server so happy birthday welcome welcome what about
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you hi i'm jordan i am 25 i'm a gym owner and i'm from riverside california all right welcome
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hi i'm jess munro i'm from los angeles and i am an actress model age uh 27 all right welcome
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what about you um hi my online name is turkish delight but um you can call me d i am 24 i live
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in australia sydney but i moved here like four days ago to pursue content four days ago all right welcome
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and you've have you ever been to the u.s before is this your first time first time in the u.s yeah
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have you traveled elsewhere though i went to korea i went to turkey i've been to amsterdam
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yeah okay and uh you said you're 24 right yeah and they call you d oh no everyone calls me turkish
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delight online but like you can call me d are you turkish i'm assuming you're turkish yeah i'm turkish
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do you speak turkish yes fluent oh there you go and do you have an actual name or um do you not
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like i have a real name but i don't like share it all right uh so d or turkish delight can we call
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you td yeah that's fine okay cool whatever you're comfortable all right what about you uh my name is
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veda i am 30 years old and i'm an administrative assistant at a tax office okay welcome and just
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veda right with a v veda like darth vader but veda it helps okay cool what about you um i'm maddie
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i'm 25 i'm from vancouver canada and i work in finance welcome is this your first time in the
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u.s no no okay all right well q what about you i'm the q pill i'm 31 i'm a certified relationship
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coach a behavioral scientist a youtuber and book author all right welcome everybody really quickly
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before we uh get into the relationship status i don't know if you got for those of you who did
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not catch it on our sunday show we uh i i have a vigil here uh we had a local in the community
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uh who i have a had a personal connection with uh his name is blessed he passed away we jesus
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and they pull up the video uh we'll play that so this clip went viral like 10 years ago back when i
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was doing kind of like these hidden camera uh pranks and stuff and uh this is kind of he's kind of a local
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hero in the community he uh he'd walk around in this uh as jesus basically we jesus and he'd pass out
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bibles and weed to people and actually funny story this guy uh he's a homeless man he's no longer in
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a wheelchair so my theory is what he's about to do actually cured him he he got cured from uh hitting
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the joint and now he's walking around santa barbara but in any case uh rest in peace to blessed in the
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chat can we get some rips maybe some like a little candle or something um and i got in touch with i've
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been i was meaning to get this guy on for an interview for the longest time actually maddie
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didn't you uh but didn't you like run into him and i was like yo can you try to talk to him and he
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kind of like said be gone strumpet you should you wait nick can you pull up that strumpet thing on
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the can you pull that up no well there's that but i was talking uh in the stream yard you'll see it
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that's the trumpet yeah okay no yeah to the right wait you got up to there yeah there we go yeah so um
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um so he uh just like he was like be gone when you yeah i was maddie saw him like what a year ago was
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it i don't know we tried to get an interview but he was too busy giving away bibles and smoking weed
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yeah he passed away maddie uh one of his uh his daughter reached out to me and uh yeah so pretty
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pretty sad sad about anyways uh moving on moving on but everything okay nick okay so we're gonna get
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everybody's current relationship status are you single talking stage situationship friends with
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benefits relationship married polycule sex cult whatever it may be if you're single how long have
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you been single and what's the longest relationship you've ever been in go ahead i am still single
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been single for two and a half years now and my longest relationship was a year all right
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no prospects in korea no no nothing no okay all right australia you were in australia right
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they're cool guys nothing i mean no do you have a type uh not physically no okay all right what about you
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um i am single and i've never been in a relationship you're 22 right just confirm okay yes
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uh so single for 22 years i guess uh well what's the longest period of time that you've
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dated a guy maybe you weren't boyfriend girlfriend but you dated for a couple weeks i've never been in
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any kind of relationship have you been on a date no have you been kissed no oh
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would any never mind okay uh so dating apps no nothing no
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well have you ever hit on a dude i have not has a dude hidden yes yes yeah but no dating apps
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no okay all right uh so what about women no okay oh yeah actually i'll ask orientation yes i'm christian
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okay so yeah that's a no on woman orientation i don't have one i mean if i if i like the person i like
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the person i don't really care what okay so you're open to dating men or women yeah i'm straight
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all right what about you i'm also straight okay uh relationship status uh currently in a talking
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stage with someone but uh i've been single for like about a year now my longest relationship ever
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was like a year and two months all right one point okay and uh fat chick dog abuser donated 69
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dogs adopt don't shop be nice bro green that's breeding dogs an idiot and clearly abuses them
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i'm i'm skipping it bro you can't you be nice okay be nice chat thanks be nice okay uh
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so you've been uh you're in a talking stage how long has the talking stage been going on
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a little over a week right now we have a date on friday
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have you guys uh did you meet on a dating app or yeah we met at hinge have you guys already had a
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date or is this going to be the first date this is going to be the first date and you have you
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said a date on friday yeah okay got it and you spoke before this you said you've been single for
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one year has there been in that one year period has there been anything any other talking stages
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i like to talk to like multiple people so i don't get like hung up on one person you know
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like i kind of like even the playing field a little bit um are you talking to multiple people right now
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no but previously you had been talking to multiple people at the same time what's the uh what would
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be the average for you when you are talking to multiple people the max is like three like i don't
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have max is max is three i was gonna guess three three okay and so what does that look like
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if you're talking to multiple people like you're going on dates with them so you'll go on a date
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on friday saturday sunday type thing i think um a date once once every like one or two weeks is fine
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like i'm just starting to get to know the person but usually talking stage should be like a week
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two weeks max because like if you're not trying to meet in person then like it's just like a failed
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talking stage at that point yeah okay all right and what about you single um i haven't really been
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in like official relationships but i've gone on dates and stuff um right now not i mean i'm on the
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don't think so what's the longest period of time that consecutive period of time you've talked to
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but it was never boyfriend girlfriend were you guys sleeping together
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you were talking to a guy for two and a half years and
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wait just okay you're talking to a guy for two and a half years
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never slept slept together but it also never got to boyfriend girlfriend
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what were y'all talking about for two and a half years just snapchat like so you guys weren't
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exclusive then no so you guys were just like just entertaining each other for two and a half years
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okay that's a lot of borders i need i need some more details she had like a boo thing maybe they
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were both avoidance like avoidant attachments trying to merge uh wait so hold on did you ever
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meet this you said those long distance did you meet in person yeah we're from the same town fresno
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yeah sorry about that sorry about the whole fresno thing anyways uh because it's fresno um so
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two and a half years from what age to what age 19 to 21 nick hide that okay so uh
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yeah she shook her head in the way yeah okay because i'm just trying to get a sense of your
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i mean i've talked to multiple people okay but so you have like you've you've not had a boyfriend so
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you've you've had a like a friends with benefits type thing or i guess you could say that yeah
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i guess i could say that but what do you say you've had a boyfriend no i could
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nicholas donated 69 dollars guys i didn't realize the incredible hulk was going to be on the panel
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tonight aren't you worried she's going to smash the table oh wait she's never been smashed
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guys don't put don't make me put the shit on fucking mod delay okay all right go ahead man
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off to a great start off to a great start people who say that stuff are just unhappy people
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is it my turn uh well i'm just trying to get a little clarification here so
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uh when's the last time you dated a guy i guess a month and a half ago okay uh how long were you
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seeing that guy from a month and a half ago it was on and off for a month and then we like broke
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it off we broke it off and then got back together but now it's done so okay and were you guys
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together what does together mean if you guys weren't exclusive like to get like so you guys were
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big labia outie disrespecter donated 69 dollars my sprinkler goes like this
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all right uh thank you i don't like the name but uh because hashtag big labia matter but
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okay uh all right what about you married married how long have you been married for point blank period
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how long you've been married oh um just under a year okay uh one year all right but how long were
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you dating for prior to that oh prior to us getting married five years okay so you've been together for
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five years all right what about you i'm in a relationship i'm sorry should i say that again
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i don't know if it was loud enough go ahead sure say it again i'm in a relationship um three years
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we've definitely had our rocky peaks um i've had other relationships that have lasted two years
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so is this your longest relationship i guess yeah you'd say that wait and you said you've had your
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rocky peaks so is it currently rocky or was it in the past it's been rocky in the past more i'd say
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that we're in a better patch for the last two months better patch okay all right yeah um so was it on
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again off again at times yeah he had um a drinking problem that i didn't really care to attach myself
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to and so in his moments where he's being a good boy i you know feel the want to be closer to him
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again okay got it what about you um i'm single i've been single for about three years now and my
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longest relationship was about two and a half years was that the one that ended three years ago okay and
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uh before i forgot if it was angelic or you who provided this um there's some other details in terms
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of waiting waiting like do i have to pull this out of you okay i'm sorry you're you're virgin correct
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oh my god he told him did you tell i didn't say oh my goodness who told him it was in the pre-show
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notes what it was in the pre-show notes i said i said yeah i have you guys put it in the pre-show
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notes no it wasn't in the questions oh it wasn't in the i said to um to get you invited i said oh
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she's like this you know she's more traditional she's more blah she's waiting for marriage blah blah
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blah yes that's i am waiting for my i didn't know that was disclosed okay so waiting until marriage
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yeah not like born again virgin correct okay oh my goodness it's fine it's not a big deal
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oh no it was in the pre-show i had it was in the pre-show notes you were gonna find out one way or
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another i mean yeah okay uh all right what about you uh i'm married i've been married uh it'll be
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three years in october and uh we've been together for five years before that all right
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and that's your longest relationship yes do you guys have kids we do not not yet not yet
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you're planning to though yeah we're um enjoying our newlywed life and trying naturally but
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yeah that's kind of the phase that we're at all right okay um i'm single and i've been in a four
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year and a two year relationship but yeah i've been single for like two and a half years the one uh
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the relationship then ended two and a half years ago was that the four year yeah okay why did he dump
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you um yeah he did dump me uh oh that was just a guess um why yeah we were both honestly struggling
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with like substance abuse things all the time grid one motorsports donated 69 dollars oh my god the
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one in pink has a stronger jawline than joe swanson anyone calling thunder down under honesty what is
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up with you guys yo guys guys guys surprise wang i know you guys are supporters of the show and
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normally i kind of like let it slide you guys if you like the show you gotta look at the optics of
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sending my chance like that 69 dollars has the hulk smashed anything yet she is absolutely huge
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for the panel please rate okay nobody's smashing you
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guys optics if you're supporters of the show like another channel in the space in the dating space
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if you guys know rolo got his channel demonetized yesterday okay so we're trying to be extra vigilant
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about this shit you guys can do more playful roasting that's fine but if you care about the channel
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uh don't make me have to put on auto like uh mod delay think about the optics of the channel guys i
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know like come on all right uh brian the white knight donated 69 you can roast me though i'm fine
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just fucking roast me call me fatty blankets i i need to lose weight quit being a beta white knight
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there we go i'm fine i can beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta
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beta yeah you guys can look guys i know i got a dad bod you can call you can you i got i'm
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joining weight watchers you can you can roast me all you want but i will i got come on guys be nice
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save it for later at least god damn okay okay couldn't even stick with that substance abuse huh
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okay we were both very yeah both very wild at the time no pcp what is that heroin
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i uh keep going crystal crystal math same as math that's still the same thing yeah um no but
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crocodile croc crocodile not that one either bath salts that's the one ayahuasca
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it's not ayahuasca no no no um lsd mushers morphine people don't get addicted to lsd okay it's true
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uh yeah we just were not good for each other at the time so it's like i'm very grateful that
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he was able to end things because it was probably the best thing
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gloctavius donated 69 ladies would you date brian on one hand he is tall six foot one blue eyes rich
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sometimes funny successful but he has a dead bod probably autistic has a weird liking for big
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labeanates and a small pp that is not true how dare you gloctavius that's wild that's wild bro gloctavius
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holy shit uh okay we'll go we'll go on the table i don't you guys you guys gotta realize this is a
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terrible terrible question because first off even if they didn't want to nobody would admit that shit
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in front of like 11 other people you know so i mean you know but okay fuck it we'll do it uh
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all right angelic what about you go ahead if i would date you sure um currently no as i don't know you
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that well okay that's fair i accept it what i do not know you i've known you for like 15 minutes so
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would you go on a date with him if he asked you i would consider it she'd consider oh it's very
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charitable of her what about you you give me big brother energy i feel like we'd be good friends
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but i would not date you i see how it is big bro energy we'd be homies i see how it is
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is it i see automatic friend zone um i don't know actually you know what though what's crazy
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on your dating app this girl likes veiny hands and i feel like on that basis i'm kind of a good
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i got veiny hands fast for 20 donated 69 dollars haven't even finished the intros yet lol brian put
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them in the place they deserve ladies what is the biggest lesson learned in your dating life
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hashtag big labia matter biggest here i'm gonna have to save that just to get through a couple
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things uh biggest lesson learned dating uh yeah look i mean i just gotta be extra vigilant rollo um
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he i don't know how he got demonetized because he has uh their channel had like 10 000 subscribers
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it was pretty it was a very tame show so i actually have no and the youtube rarely provides a basis for
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why they don't tell you why they just do it uh and then a bunch of other channels have also been
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demonetized so i have to be extra vigilant and um granted we did tell them before the show that
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they're gonna get roasted so they have a bit of a pre-warning but you guys can roast me okay
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tell me i'm chubby and i need to lose weight okay uh where were we uh oh would you date me
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would you go on would you date would you date brian
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probably not sure what about you you're married okay we can if you weren't married
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okay what about you i said no oh okay um i would actually probably say yes depending on where
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or what you asked me what we were doing for said date it depends on the date yeah it depends on the
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date mcdonald's i'm taking you to mcdonald's absolutely not baby not not next time next lifetime
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that's like my go-to you know so all right what about you if you're taking me to mcdonald's yes
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oh that's awesome it's in the bag in the bag get her some nuggets okay oh my god all right what
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about you uh i know i'm married my husband's fine if i answer this you're a handsome guy um but some
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stances that you take are a little strong okay we can get in we'll get into that stand let me write
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down i already know i already know which stance too oh if we were saying for the married women in
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here like if we weren't married oh yeah maybe yes in the bag boys okay that's a big maybe mcdonald's
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no all right i don't eat that crap there's nothing there's a lot of things wrong with it but it tastes
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really good word but he's taking you word out it's true i personally believe in effort yes effort
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matters but we're didn't you just say no on the mcdonald's that's why i said no okay there was
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the effort oh so you're saying mcdonald's is like zero effort yeah i'm not saying i'm not gonna get
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down on some fries i love me some fries just not on our first date oh what about you um if you
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believed in jesus yeah maybe i would go on one date with you but i don't know if we would be aligned
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okay q would you uh if you're gay yeah i'm in another life maybe okay all right uh and then q did
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you say your relationship status no i didn't okay um or wait did you give yours you gave yours yeah q
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what's yours uh i'm single i'm chilling you get a lot of i'm a five-star prospect though but i okay
00:30:20.160
all right grip reaper 69 donated 69 question for the ladies if the grim reaper comes and says
00:30:29.680
should i take your life or your husband's who do you choose okay we'll start with you go ahead
00:30:39.760
i don't know it depends on who's taking care of the kids
00:30:47.860
if i'm the main sole provider mike davis donated 69 mcdonald's burger king sorry brian getting
00:30:58.700
rejected by a land animal is cause to rope max i'll fly you overseas and you can passport bro with me
00:31:05.820
this pack tonight is a collective six so no loss
00:31:09.260
which which country you're doing the passport bro thing in bro which is that you gonna you go
00:31:16.520
in south america or asia what's up there he is there's mike davis he owns like 100 200 burger kings
00:31:22.940
in the united states of america he feel violated by the way guys i'm bumping up the tts now we did
00:31:31.160
the 69 it's back to the normal uh tts has just been bumped let me just make sure that is all set minimum
00:31:39.360
tip okay that should be good to go so we're back to our normal uh threshold
00:31:44.540
uh i don't like that number anyways to the girl in the green your haters don't know your story
00:31:50.540
neither do i i am sure if they did they would be more compassionate until then they are teeny baby
00:31:55.700
men yes so there you have it okay where were we oh the grim reaper grim reaper uh your answer to the
00:32:04.980
grim reaper reaper one i'd sacrifice my husband i gotta put me first okay so the husband goes yeah
00:32:13.040
does it change uh before or after kids does your answer change or still doesn't change you gotta put
00:32:18.500
me first okay the husband has to go okay i don't like this question but i probably would never
00:32:29.200
negotiate with somebody who wants to take my life so if i chose myself who's to say he wouldn't then
00:32:36.480
kill my husband after me because i wouldn't know i think you're overthinking the question definitely
00:32:39.820
overthinking very simple very simple grim reaper comes if it was like i had to make a choice
00:32:45.580
yeah then i would sacrifice myself it's beautiful that is beautiful that's beautiful um if it was
00:32:51.260
with my current partner i already know that your husband oh this fictional person yeah we're basing
00:32:58.200
it off of it could be your current it could be your current partner okay well i'm imagining that it's
00:33:02.340
that person yeah i know he would want me to pick myself and that he would want to be able to die for
00:33:08.320
what because he wasn't true love a legend yes all right what about you um i would sacrifice myself
00:33:16.700
that's good good answer all right what about uh yeah if the grim reaper came up to me i would
00:33:23.400
sacrifice myself yeah what a wife guys we're so we're going around the table you guys can preemptively
00:33:29.780
be like oh the person next to me is answering the question and then they answer the question
00:33:35.320
you could just oh it's my turn okay god yeah same i would sacrifice myself okay cue with it
00:33:46.240
oh this is for the ladies yeah it was okay answer anyway would you would you take your life
00:33:51.300
i'm not sacrificing i'm fighting we fight you know me and death gonna fight for a minute i'm gonna see
00:33:56.580
if he can actually take my life you'll fuck him up yeah you're gonna see if he if he can take my
00:34:00.920
life that's where i was going at i'm like a fight has to happen first i'm not just gonna be like yeah
00:34:05.900
kill me i'm gonna be like you're gonna we're gonna need to put up some well this will get into our
00:34:11.200
bullet debate which i'm sure we'll have later but not that i would fight but anyways yeah wait
00:34:17.080
three what was the something about i wrote down three stances why did i write down three stances i don't
00:34:23.760
know somebody's talking about stances who's talking about stances oh i had a uh disagreed
00:34:29.480
oh your stances yeah okay or yours are a little strong for you that the dating question okay well
00:34:35.820
we'll come to that in just a sec but uh one of the tts's that came through i'll just get this then
00:34:40.380
we'll get into some of our questions uh biggest lesson learned during dating if you have if you don't
00:34:45.600
have anything that's fine otherwise yeah starting with you go ahead i would say one of the biggest
00:34:50.160
lessons i've learned during while dating is that as humans we all feel the same emotions just
00:34:56.200
through different experiences and it is okay and you are justified to feel however you do however
00:35:01.980
your feelings do not justify your actions so that is one of the biggest things anything for you or
00:35:09.100
nothing you sound like you was on a curtain i was i feel like you should trust trust your gut
00:35:14.100
and have boundaries with yourself like you should know what you want before getting into something
00:35:19.200
with like another person okay um probably don't move so fast and be so up front and pushy with
00:35:27.260
the other person just because that's one of the lessons i've learned just go with the flow more
00:35:32.500
sure i would say like like uh embody the person that you see yourself with so if you're always
00:35:39.380
kind of with somebody who treats you like crap then you should start to treat yourself better and put
00:35:43.420
more value into your life first and love yourself first before allowing somebody else to come in and
00:35:49.180
and love you too let people show you who they are don't try to make them be something else don't
00:35:58.100
try to make them into something else don't try to figure out their motives if they show up a certain
00:36:02.960
way then you already know who that type of person is you don't need to hear all their excuses
00:36:07.240
um i think understand that people experience things differently and the way that you respond to
00:36:13.440
something will affect the way someone else behaves so think about what you do or what you say before you do it
00:36:18.620
okay i just forgot my answer um but in dating seek to understand then be understood
00:36:28.600
yeah i was literally gonna say consider the other person's experience more than considering my own
00:36:37.540
experience okay got it with that said i think oh q or was that just for the ladies i forgot you got
00:36:44.620
anything q what i learned the biggest lesson i learned is that um women are flawed human beings
00:36:50.620
and it's okay to treat them like they're flawed because i was always the you know the type to
00:36:56.400
men are flawed too right yeah but i mean i'm always the type i was always the type like the hopeless
00:37:01.560
romantic scent pan oh you would pedestalize yeah yeah yeah okay so i learned that women definitely
00:37:07.020
fuck up and it's okay to tell them when they fuck up sometimes yeah
00:37:10.760
well put well put going back to you over here you said there were some stances of
00:37:17.480
mine specifically that you objected to i'll start with you and then i can always open it up to the
00:37:22.460
whole panel on this one but uh what do you have for me what you got
00:37:25.400
just jump right in why do you have big labia matter if you don't go down
00:37:31.300
uh yes of course of course well i don't see so first off i don't really follow the logic so you can
00:37:39.080
desire a or have a preference on that front without needing to uh or wanting to do oral sex
00:37:50.640
so do you have a different argument you want to make or just then why big labia matter well it
00:37:57.880
just doesn't the logic doesn't follow for example a woman might have a preference for a certain penis
00:38:03.560
size but she might not enjoy oral sex there the two aren't really connected okay i'm sorry but yes to
00:38:13.640
answer your question uh look i i care it it's interesting because for me at least when it comes to sex
00:38:20.400
i my goal is to make her come first if possible multiple times but there's different ways to go
00:38:29.580
about that and just for me personally i have a sexual boundary it's interesting that typically when
00:38:35.660
men have sexual boundaries they tend to be kind of uh ignored but just in the way that women have
00:38:41.140
sexual boundaries men are allowed to have sexual boundaries that happens to be one of my sexual
00:38:44.440
boundaries if that's a deal breaker for a woman so be it although most of the women i've dated and
00:38:49.860
encountered including my various long-term relationships has not really been a problem at all so
00:38:55.640
how has that sexual boundary been ignored then what do you mean you said usually men's sexual
00:39:02.180
boundaries are ignored if it has not if it's been respected well if if i mean i'm not speaking on a
00:39:07.580
individual level but like when i bring it up in conversation here and i don't really take an issue
00:39:13.140
with it but uh people are like they'll try to kind of almost make fun of you or pressure you
00:39:18.600
for your for a boundary that you have where i think if a woman had a similar sort of boundary and if it
00:39:25.120
was pushed to the same degree it would be looked at in a much different way for example if a woman
00:39:30.420
if she didn't want to give uh head or she didn't want to have oral uh anal sex for example and she was
00:39:38.100
mocked for it uh people might object to that more so than the man being mocked for his sexual boundary
00:39:45.020
that would probably also really turn her off to wanting to have sexual encounters with you if
00:39:49.720
you're not respecting her boundaries but can i ask you something the blm thing that you have going on is
00:39:57.580
that some sort of backlash at just like a lot of women who are like what they call size queens like
00:40:04.240
who you know prefer certain pp sizes is that is this your way of like kind of having a backlash
00:40:14.500
at that or is that is that your genuine opinion that you've just monetized well i don't really
00:40:21.020
monetize it at all probably loses me okay money in some do you want to monetize it i don't monetize
00:40:27.860
i say it's a non-profit but we don't take there's no donation link we don't take donations or
00:40:33.340
it's more i mean i say it's non-profit as a joke okay it's not an actual organization but
00:40:37.660
in terms of my advocacy well for one it's actually interestingly kind of a feminist talking point
00:40:42.940
this one uh because you know you'll hear well throughout you know if you look at like
00:40:48.560
uh depictions and pornography all these women with their perfect pussy lips uh you know and it's not
00:40:56.760
representative of all the different shapes and sizes that you know women can uh you know have down
00:41:01.500
there and uh women women are meant to feel insecure about it men and then there's about there's also
00:41:08.560
the whole um uh fake news about the like oh if a woman's promiscuous that means that that's the cause
00:41:18.020
of having no that's ridiculous a woman could be a virgin and have an audi but uh it's i mean it's
00:41:25.180
sort of i guess to your point it it could double as a sort of like knock to women with their preferences
00:41:34.600
i guess although it would be the the corresponding thing would be because you're comparing it to size
00:41:44.180
if i said i only date women with innies i think that would correspond better to women who say i only
00:41:52.400
date men with big penises that tends to be the preference and i would say the mainstream preference
00:41:57.900
tends to be men preferring innies and actually women get shamed if women get shamed if they have an
00:42:05.280
audi so it's not like you only want to be they'll get they'll get made fun of beef curtains arby's
00:42:12.100
wizard sleeve what you've never heard yeah guys and got women make fun of it guys make fun of it
00:42:19.020
it's inappropriate inappropriate i don't think we should be i don't think we should be shaming
00:42:23.060
men or women for something that's one entirely out of their control and something that's you know
00:42:27.560
a bit more people can be sensitive about that and get insecurities and uh yeah so as far as my
00:42:34.300
actual dating preference i was just wondering where this came from because i only date women
00:42:40.200
without you no i'm kidding i've never heard of that i date women with innies but okay i do have a
00:42:45.840
preference for outies okay she's like what the fuck what we do have virgins present okay who here's a
00:42:54.160
virgin show of hands q nick back nick's a virgin
00:43:00.060
just ask the question like what's your favorite color so casual i don't know if that adequately
00:43:06.700
answers your question but i think it does yeah yeah i just want to know if it's like really a genuine
00:43:12.320
thing that you're into oh you think like i'm fate like i'm not i don't know like it's like i'm it's
00:43:18.960
very niche i don't know i've never heard of somebody like oh yeah i really love big labia
00:43:24.260
huge fan okay i definitely i definitely huge fan i definitely heard of like guys who are like oh yeah
00:43:32.120
like i only like girls with innies because yeah it just looks kind of more like innocent i guess
00:43:38.440
innocent yeah because like the other you know the opposite would be like you know she you know
00:43:45.500
the bigger the better yeah sure any outies at the table anybody down to admit would anybody admit
00:43:53.040
that if they do have an audi don't know that i've examined myself that thoroughly some girls don't
00:43:59.700
even know why did you look at me as you took your sip of water that's because i was talking to you
00:44:07.820
okay for all female viewers you should probably take a mirror and give yourself a good look down there
00:44:14.680
and get acquainted with what's going on because when things are not going to plan you should be
00:44:19.960
able to know that too about yourself and be able to get appropriate help yep
00:44:25.820
same sex matters the more you know uh so the more you know but here's the crazy thing in the united
00:44:34.560
states 10 000 women a year get a labiaplasty 10 000 that's why that's a tragedy and through the
00:44:42.440
that's what god gave you if i can convince one woman to not get a labiaplasty i have done
00:44:49.280
a a good deed it's a good deed can i help with that um if you get labiaplasty you're less likely
00:44:56.120
to feel sensations um on your lips so yeah if you're considering it you probably might not be able to get
00:45:02.480
off as easily so keep that in mind ladies and you can get infections you can botch it shit the
00:45:09.140
fucking surgeon might be drunk fucking take the clit along with it on accident it happened
00:45:14.240
happens probably look end of the day if i can prevent one labiaplasty
00:45:21.040
just know there's men out there including myself who like and prefer outies okay grid one motorsports
00:45:29.740
donated two hundred dollars first let's leave big girl alone she seems nice and is not a whore
00:45:39.220
what's your bench can you scoot into that you're kind of like hiding behind her
00:45:50.600
i don't bench do you do you okay all right on your dating profile which we'll pull up later you
00:45:59.700
did say something along the lines of you want to make d1 babies or something because i'm 510
00:46:03.720
because yeah so okay we have uh mitch de cpa panel what are your height limits for dating i'm 6 7 255
00:46:13.580
where is andrew uh thank you mitch height limits for dating so we'll go around the table why don't you
00:46:18.640
tell us what your height is and then like bare minimum for uh minimum height in terms of what you
00:46:25.160
would date uh i'm 4 11 so i don't really have a minimum height because i'm pretty short everyone's
00:46:31.560
can you strain your mic yeah yeah everyone's taller than me so i would say i have more of a maximum
00:46:36.240
height because i think it would be too hard to date someone like over sure 6 4 like what's your
00:46:42.840
max height oh oh 6 4 yeah i don't want anyone over 6 4 okay what about you well i'm 5 8 so i would
00:46:51.260
like a taller guy but i do not discriminate if i like a guy and there's chemistry i will date someone
00:46:59.040
shorter you would date somebody shorter than you yes okay got it what about you i'm 5 2 and my height
00:47:05.880
minimum would be 5 9 my height maximum is 6 3 i've dated someone 6 2 before and like my neck kind of
00:47:12.480
hurts like looking up at them but the height difference is really cute okay his neck hurts
00:47:17.160
too he's like this i'm 5 10 um i mean if you're attractive it doesn't really matter
00:47:23.820
come come on you date a guy who's 5 5 i don't talk to people that are 5 5 i don't talk to people that
00:47:32.660
are males wait what i don't really i don't i've never talked to anyone like shorter than 5 11
00:47:38.260
oh my god she's got a preference so what's your what's your what's minimum height
00:47:44.060
5 10 5 10 okay what about you um yes i do have a preference for height probably minimum is 5 9
00:47:55.200
maximum probably like i don't know 6 4 i met a guy once who was 6 7 and i was like no way
00:48:04.140
that's way too much he's probably the guy to ask the question i always said that my dating minimum
00:48:10.480
for years was 6 1 and um i ended up dating someone who was 6 8 that was too much but i did try to give
00:48:17.580
it a go um and then i ended up going on a date with my current guy and he lied about his height on his
00:48:25.540
dating profile and i on our first date i literally told him i was like this isn't this isn't gonna work
00:48:31.560
like i kept trying to give him every excuse in the book why i didn't want to keep seeing him
00:48:35.280
because it was primarily about height because he checked all the other boxes but you know i guess
00:48:40.080
now i do date under 6 1 wait so how tall was the guy oh he's 5 9 and wait how tall are you again oh i'm
00:48:47.640
5 6 okay so was it the fact that he lied or was it just i know the lie should have been a red flag like
00:48:54.340
let's get that fact like wait is this the guy you're currently dating yeah oh you're oh and yeah he's the
00:48:59.420
only guy under 6 foot 1 and i let him stay even though he lied you let him stay oh i mean like
00:49:06.940
you know i kept seeing him oh right even on the though on like the first date i was like i don't
00:49:11.740
think this is gonna work so what did he lie about his height how much how tall did he say he was
00:49:20.020
oh that's a good question yeah he said he was 5 11. oh so just he lied about two inches okay but still
00:49:26.600
5 9 that's the same height as my mom which is so funny when he's around my mom actually he gets
00:49:33.100
so embarrassed and he has to wear like boots i don't know if i'm supposed to be talking about
00:49:36.720
this no that's fine what about you um keep digging yeah i'm 5 6 i don't think that matters as long as
00:49:42.120
we have the chemistry together and we have a good relationship got it okay what about you i'm 5 8 and
00:49:47.980
i usually prefer taller than me so yeah how tall is your you're married right yes how tall is your
00:49:54.400
husband 6 2 okay perfect i'm 5 4 and i feel like i have preferences but there's no like deal breakers
00:50:03.680
in terms of height if there was like a very powerful connection okay q what about you any height
00:50:11.300
preferences no i know my tallest girlfriend has been 5 10 and the shortest has been five foot
00:50:19.580
yeah i as far as i go don't really have a height preference i'll date a girl who's
00:50:27.560
taller than me i don't i don't care uh i'd say though my preference is shorter women
00:50:34.620
like i i'll date a girl who's four seven oh i'll date a girl who's six five don't give a fuck
00:50:42.900
about height for children taller is probably better though like for the kids you know like to make
00:50:50.660
warriors and shit yeah but like for for speed like definitely the short chicks
00:50:56.640
for this for the speed you sure huh you sure no not like running speed oh i mean like for speed
00:51:05.060
never mind i understood what you were saying she gets it you really realize it when you're walking
00:51:10.280
side by side because your steps are like doing doing hard like you know yeah to take like five
00:51:17.360
steps that's another that's another consideration that's not what he's talking about yeah that's not
00:51:22.220
yeah uh okay anyways let's see uh so the stances were was there any other stances or
00:51:30.080
yeah i just can't think of i'm sure they'll come up did you put them put it in the notes i can see if
00:51:35.980
uh uh i don't believe i did what do you think about the fact that he won't take a bullet
00:51:41.400
for well let's get into that we'll get into the bullet discussion later but um let me see does
00:51:48.140
anybody here so i'll just open it up to the panel then uh if anybody here's watched the show before
00:51:53.240
any uh it's always fun to kind of have discussions over disagreements any disagreements from anybody
00:51:59.380
from anything you've either heard from me from q over here he's been on the show a bunch any
00:52:04.900
disagreements you know mine the bullet amongst other things and the labia thing i don't disagree
00:52:13.900
with that i actually just wanted to know your intention behind that whole thing oh okay but
00:52:17.680
yeah yeah you you know mine already okay anything makeup makeup yes i still disagree on the makeup
00:52:25.160
i see your stance i just don't agree with it can i ask something about the makeup thing sure huh okay
00:52:30.140
in terms of being natural you like all natural you don't like work done or anything okay honestly
00:52:38.400
respect but what if like somebody had really crooked teeth it would be strictly cosmetic to get
00:52:47.240
braces would that like take away from your attraction to her because you would prefer her natural
00:52:53.380
well i mean it's strictly cosmetic uh no i wouldn't object to braces i think most people i had braces when
00:53:01.420
i was younger um i think there's actually a medical you can argue that there is are you well you're
00:53:08.260
saying it's strictly cosmetic although i would they do say i think crooked teeth there actually is a
00:53:13.480
medically indicated uh reason i think for correcting the uh crooked teeth i think not always but honestly
00:53:22.300
i agree i was just curious yeah i'm not sure what about shaving well so grooming is different than uh
00:53:29.200
than plastic surgery and different than makeup so like shaving armpits shaving legs that's fine
00:53:37.960
okay grooming i grooming is its own category do you think beards are like makeup for men though nope
00:53:44.260
you don't think they can hide like they can no they yes okay beards can change your appearance
00:53:51.660
but there are things that are natural and there are things that are uh okay artificial not natural so
00:53:58.000
um the way you style your hair for example i don't think that there's really i i don't think
00:54:05.260
that that there's anything wrong there certainly for example a woman with a big forehead might
00:54:10.080
have bangs she might do a swoop an emo swoop which i think should come back into style by the way i'm a
00:54:17.140
fan of the emo swoop i think it should come yeah all that hair oil gives you pimples though
00:54:23.080
right but i don't think like oh that's are you you're like misrepresenting like you're lying about
00:54:29.540
no i i think grooming stuff is uh its own category no objections to grooming my qualms come to plastic
00:54:37.280
surgery and uh typically excessive makeup usage minimal makeup not huge i look i prefer no makeup but a
00:54:46.560
little mascara whatever but uh yeah i prefer no makeup okay that's fair did did you have more on
00:54:54.520
that or no that always just came to my mind like how consistent the natural thing goes what do you
00:55:03.700
mean but i can understand your debate i don't speak just sorry sorry yeah that's okay um no i agree with
00:55:11.860
that i just wondered how natural you liked a woman like at what point are you drawing the line but
00:55:17.900
you answered it oh yeah no so grooming definitely prefer shaved legs shave shaved uh armpits um
00:55:25.800
as long as your stance is that like you know that's what you prefer not that
00:55:31.980
all women shouldn't wear makeup then that's totally fine well hold on unless hold on so well here's my
00:55:41.260
crazy take so let's say somehow i i did a coup d'etat and i took over the federal government
00:55:47.660
let me tell you my policy prescriptions on cosmetics first off i would outright ban cosmetics
00:55:53.620
uh i would actually uh ban plastic surgery too unless there was a medically indicated reason for it for
00:56:02.080
example uh fake titties boom straight to jail surgeon felony also if you're a woman and you get fake
00:56:10.300
titties felony if you're a man and you get fake titties also felony so just a felony across the
00:56:16.640
board if you get fake titties bbl i'm considering death sentence on the i'm on the fence death sentence
00:56:24.740
like 10 years in prison for bbl uh lip filler misdemeanor one year in prison no it's basically
00:56:35.200
all plastic surgeons don't have a job anymore i have no problem with that okay do you work for
00:56:41.300
a plastic surgeon or something no i own a gym well actually they wouldn't be out of a job
00:56:47.360
necessarily people change their bodies the right way because for example the origin of one the body
00:56:53.360
positivity movement was for people who had like disfigurements uh and the origin of plastic surgery
00:56:58.420
was typically like if somebody had like they got half their face blown off in world war one
00:57:03.300
the surgeon would you know to move through life with like a totally disfigured and disformed face
00:57:10.400
would create like a uh a difficulty a burden in your life right and so they would attempt to fix the
00:57:17.420
face or like a rhinoplasmy for people with like deviated yeah that's fine if i have yep okay
00:57:23.120
breathing problems that's fine uh there are medically indicated scenarios where i think plastic
00:57:29.020
surgery is okay i can't think of like really a scenario where if i grant for example that i'm
00:57:38.840
fine with women for example who have breast cancer and need to have a breast removed if i'm fine with
00:57:43.780
a breast implant in that scenario but i'm against these scenarios where it's like purely cosmetic
00:57:51.580
would you would you agree with me there sure um now what about women who have already had
00:58:01.300
augmentation would you have them then take them out out they go
00:58:06.720
can i weigh in sure go ahead um just for the viewers at home fun mine are real and i'm not
00:58:15.620
included in this conversation she's one like this yes okay uh people always assume which i'm like
00:58:26.200
they don't look unfortunately man they look they look real that's what i'm saying um they look real
00:58:33.800
thank you yeah but bbls there's never oh my gosh i can't stand those things anybody here
00:58:40.340
ban it ban bbls right you agree with me amy amy right name's amy yeah you agree with me right
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i'm banning bbls no like death penalty for bbl right no not the death penalty death penalty for bbl
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death penalty right i feel like everybody has their insecurities you know and if it helps them feel
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better then they should do it i don't think we need to fix our insecurities
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wait wait cosmetically wouldn't the fix be to just not get the bbl and work through your mental
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problems maybe do some hip thrusts yeah you can like with the look boobs you can't really get boobs
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but like precisely what people have different genetics it can be harder easier to gain muscle but like
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you can work out you know you can get a nice butt you can work up to your genetic potential
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i think we just gotta fix society's standards for women yeah a lot of what we look up to are like
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the like for example like you've talked about like the most beautiful woman when you've had us like
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raid ourselves like okay victoria's secret models like the 10 right but like they all wear makeup and
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you know do all these cosmetic things and i think men are a big part of the reason why women wear makeup
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makeup because men are the ones who have like idolized these beauty standards for us to live up to
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are you sure about that or is it women who notice other women like for example everybody here show us
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your nails who here has fake fake nails not me nails any fake nails nails mine are real just grown out
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those are real yeah well you put you put uh paint on it you have nail polish uh nails nails let me give you
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guys a secret guys don't give a fuck about your nails don't care you do that for yourself or for
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other women don't care no guy gives you think a guy's like well i wasn't gonna fuck her but she has
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bullshit nails now i'm gonna fuck her because her nails are pink well we didn't say that was
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contingent on also hygienically it's kind of disgusting sorry it's true and it rips off your
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natural nails you keep the the bacteria under the nails just saying yep but and then they push on
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your cuticles and your cuticles are supposed to keep out bad bacteria do you think nail polish and
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fake nails is a male imposed beauty standard no but i think i think especially like a lot of men who
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like look at these models and stuff and think they're pretty like all those girls are wearing makeup
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but you'll be shocked to know that a lot of men don't even realize how much makeup women have on
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like that's not something that we actively monitor when we see a woman we're not like oh she got on
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this she got on mascara she got on whatever see i don't even know how much shit the name
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because but we can't tell the difference actually we don't really pay attention you don't really know
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you don't really know what she's wearing but you just you don't know what she's wearing but yet
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you're saying don't wear it even though you don't even know because we know when it come off we like
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what the fuck but see that's that's the line that i was trying to draw last time is you can do your
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makeup without dramatically changing how you look you can do it just to compliment your features
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yeah you can do minimal makeup i showed you the first time i took my makeup off i looked the same
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and did you though huh did you though i did did you though i did well look uh wait so what's the
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argument that is our fault that they wear makeup but it's not it's intersection i'm saying you take
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a part in it you do take a part in it honestly a lot of times i think i feel more insecure around
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other women that i know will be coming to events that i'm going to and i know that they're going to a
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professional makeup artist and i don't necessarily prefer to always get my makeup done and so i know
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i need to perform my best for them not necessarily for some guy that might be there or even my boyfriend
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because he actually prefers me without makeup so does mine like your husband yeah bingo
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i don't know i prefer no makeup sure i mean if she's like really pretty without it sure there's no need
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to i can do without i can do with it doesn't matter to me truly well if she was not really
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pretty without it wouldn't it be better for her to just not wear it if she was being for honesty
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reason if she was catfishing at that point if she's not pretty without well because you're you're what
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you're setting up here is she's pretty with makeup but i don't think it's doing much she's not pretty
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without it it's not doing any harm to you she's doing actually it is she's doing you're robbing
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well okay on a long enough timeline not even letting me finish my point okay finish your point
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thank you i didn't even finish my sentence go ahead she's she's doing it to feel confident and to feel
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beautiful and you should just let her do that you have the standard of don't wearing makeup so just
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don't date the woman that wear a shit ton of makeup problem solved okay so that's fine that's fine
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she's doing it to feel beautiful and confident right confident relative to helping her it doesn't matter
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it's not about you but i'm saying relative to who though who is how would she know what being
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more beautiful looks like if she didn't compare herself to other women well we have role models
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like our mom we grew up wearing makeup we you know we watched our moms wear makeup we put makeup on
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our baby dolls i mean it's a part of just our our childhood and then it you know grows into adulthood
01:04:17.660
the propaganda has worked well i agree with her that that there are societal standards and that
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you've basically been force fed a mind virus to feel like you're not enough without the paint you're
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not beautiful without the paint you're not beautiful without some fake i do agree there's a lot of
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propaganda and you know there's constantly you go to like any store like tj maxx like the counters are full
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of things that can make you look better here's what's crazy to me right as a man i can sit here
01:04:50.320
and say i prefer a woman without makeup i think women should wear less makeup and that's me essentially
01:04:55.900
saying i think women are beautiful and attractive as is which i think is doing ought to do be a more
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pro woman position than what what these cosmetic industries how they profit by keeping you feeling
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insecure so i it's interesting though the amount of pushback women get or excuse me not the pushback
01:05:17.680
women the pushback women give if a man has like an anti-makeup position because the anti-makeup
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position in my estimation is actually a pro woman position we're trying to free you of the slavery in
01:05:30.320
your mind well that was some deep shit right there god damn i'm on fire okay sorry wow they're like
01:05:39.840
shut the fuck up so inspired um no i think if a woman has pushed back on your on you not wanting to date
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her because she does not agree with um your stance on makeup then i i don't agree with that i think you
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should have whatever preference you want but i think if your stance is so far as all women shouldn't
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wear makeup anymore number one i don't think that's ever going to happen is for being real and number
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two i don't i don't think that's that's good for us because sure makeup might add a little bit of
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confidence to how we present ourselves it's like the saying look good feel good you know if we feel like
01:06:24.020
we look good then you know we kind of have this like outward positive attitude in the day too like
01:06:30.160
sometimes if i just do a little bit of makeup i'm like oh my god i feel so good today like my positive
01:06:35.260
my attitude is just everything is elevated can i ask something sure if makeup just didn't exist though
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like nobody was wearing makeup if it never existed then yeah i wouldn't like would you feel the need to
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like get an extra confidence boost because we probably wouldn't well i wouldn't know because
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like i live in the world of makeup so i wouldn't know i guess that's a hypothetical um reality so i
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guess i well i would i would feel fine without it if it never existed then yeah i think the pressures
01:07:06.400
would would cease to exist because then you wouldn't be seeing it in magazines and on tv and on social
01:07:11.460
media victoria secret models would not have makeup and then i wouldn't you know feel like oh you know
01:07:17.100
and would you look like that sorry would you like not think that the world might be a better place
01:07:22.240
honestly like for us i think if if we never ever had makeup ever or if it just got like wiped out we
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like all agreed we're like we're gonna stop wasting hundreds of dollars and spending so much time and
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trying to like yeah just waste so many resources trying to like feed into this propaganda don't you
01:07:47.400
think like honestly the world would be better life would be better oh yeah we can put more emphasis
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mm-hmm real word word your makeup is only as good as your skincare it's getting to skincare
01:08:04.260
but i mean so who did you i mean my position is it's like
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so your suggestion is well it's fine if you want to just date women who don't wear makeup
01:08:20.560
who wear minimal makeup and that's fine but i'm actually trying to do something a little bit
01:08:25.560
more powerful and that's what i was asking i'm like because i'm actually how far do you want to
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do this i'm trying well okay i mean i'm obviously joking around because i'm not gonna get i don't
01:08:35.600
suspect i'll get any political power in this life but uh what i am trying to sort of argue at least
01:08:41.480
to the audience i do have uh is i am trying to put a message out there one if there's any women
01:08:47.460
watching any woman at this or even women at this panel uh there are plenty of men who will date you
01:08:54.000
regardless of the paint that you put on your face and i would actually argue the man who's more
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inclined to date you without makeup it's probably a better bet long term than the guy who has a bit
01:09:04.720
more of a hyper focus on your uh uh your exterior i mean obviously looks are important right but if a
01:09:12.660
guy likes you without makeup i mean that's that's a better bet he's probably he's more physically
01:09:18.360
attracted to you and uh yeah also then we get into the like okay when does it become catfishing
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when are you misrepresenting your physical appearance i think every dating profile you
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should have a picture no filter no makeup most women don't that should be the standard then
01:09:38.320
can i weigh in on this yeah i agree with you i was wearing fake eyelashes to get my like
01:09:45.320
clear pass at like the airport you know it's kind of like um and it doesn't even recognize me just
01:09:51.880
because i had on like fake eyelashes and so i can only use my fingers okay i don't know i always think
01:09:58.240
that's really funny so if you're getting your clear pass picture don't wear i just think i think that one
01:10:04.120
of the things when it comes to the catfishing argument is that by wearing makeup you're kind
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of depriving men of making an informed decision about your true attractiveness
01:10:12.480
it's kind of like i'm trying to think of an example like the guy who lied about his height
01:10:20.120
would you have gone on that first date with him have you no i would have never because he would
01:10:25.300
have never even showed up in my possible matches because of height preferences so he had a lie
01:10:30.540
just for him to get to be on my radar uh but objectively i think i i mean while you ended up
01:10:36.580
in a relationship with him i think objectively we can say that misrepresenting or lying about
01:10:41.860
something like that is wrong oh yeah now perhaps it worked out he maybe fessed up to the lie and
01:10:49.160
well he had to he got out of the car and he wasn't taller than me well he was taller than me but not like
01:10:53.380
as much as he should have been i guess the functional equivalent here because i don't even think
01:10:58.000
a man is a man's height equivalent to makeup no no no like in terms of like the differential
01:11:05.500
it'll make in term in attraction uh i would say makeup is the functional equivalent of a man who
01:11:11.360
works at mcdonald's saying that he's a lawyer but he's not that's extreme that's pretty extreme
01:11:20.960
amy agrees with me right i might say the male equivalent would be your facial hair because it
01:11:27.540
could make you look 50 or 15. what no no can i weigh in yeah so the guy at mcdonald's saying he's
01:11:35.520
a lawyer is just straight up delusional just straight up in la la land and the girl who's
01:11:40.820
catfishing you with her makeup at least she's able to make it happen at least she's able to give you
01:11:46.600
that facade illusion what do you mean i could rent a nice car and put on a suit and say not with a
01:11:53.960
mcdonald's like paycheck you're not going to be able to rent all that no you could you could put on
01:11:59.100
the facade actually a lot of guys do this they'll put on the facade that they're fucking ballers they
01:12:04.720
don't have to say they're a lawyer but a lot of guys do this i won't like i won't argue with you
01:12:10.560
on that no you can you can argue it's okay it's okay to disagree no but men do that so they do lie
01:12:17.020
there's such different intentions for why or why like a guy who works at mcdonald's could absolutely
01:12:21.440
like get a nice suit or something and uh rent a decent car for a day for the date guys do that i
01:12:30.700
don't agree with it i think it's wrong but how would he get the second date would he have time to
01:12:35.940
smashes and he gets what he wants huh what's that um i said would he be able to save up enough for the
01:12:42.240
second date in time to keep that lie going i don't know about the logistics of getting into the
01:12:47.480
semantics of it he got the first one so he's starting somewhere but uh i think that would be
01:12:55.380
the functional equivalent so you want to just ban makeup if i if i'm gonna get zero percent of the
01:13:03.560
female vote if if i came into power fuck the fuck the vote i'm just gonna do a coup d'etat son
01:13:09.420
do you know the coup d'etat is i don't know what that is you don't know the coup d'etat no so you
01:13:17.000
basically you violently overthrow the government you you basically yeah so i'm by the way okay uh fbi
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uh fbi dhs i'm kidding i'm not gonna do i'm not gonna be on the list i'm on the fucking list
01:13:31.140
i'm kidding i have no intentions of doing a coup d'etat um if i did though makeup for shit band
01:13:38.280
fake fake titties band bbl band there's like such way bigger issues but okay i'm in favor
01:13:44.440
there's way bigger issues to address yeah it's a pretty big one well you know what though i'd rather
01:13:51.900
be with a guy who prefers me without makeup then like he only wants to be with me if i have makeup
01:13:58.420
on because then he doesn't really like how i look yeah he only prefers me with if he did that
01:14:03.560
you guys ever seen somebody do that like that little like you know that slight vomit thing like
01:14:11.240
what if he saw you without makeup gag gag he did the little gag can you do that again
01:14:16.260
just keep doing it just keep doing it i'm good i'm out
01:14:19.680
clip that i'll actually probably yeah it's live word too late uh i'm trying to let me go
01:14:29.860
through some of them yeah go to twitch guys go to twitch.tv slash whatever drops a follow
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drops a prime sub if you have one do you want me to get oh guys it's been 22 minutes since we've
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had a prime i think it's bugged guys i think it is i think it's bugged guys i don't know our twitch
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is fucked up can somebody test out and see if a prime is working i don't know i need to contact twitch
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support i don't know what's happening here yo chico thank you for the follow rockefella thank you for
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the follow subgraph thank you for oh chronos thank you thank you appreciate it
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uh that should be fine okay thank you guys appreciate it now we have a chat here
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angelic could i have you read this one that's about to come through
01:15:19.520
jordan what workouts does your gym provide pressing against the patriarchy
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repping your sisters deadlift in delusions your language
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policing and coping is annoying to rocky peaks great stage name
01:15:35.880
wait here's rocky what coping what is he talking about yeah thank you for the gifted
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subs probably deadlifting and thank you new creations
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moving on oh yeah okay i thought you were i was waiting for you the question i was waiting
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for you to respond uh all right i answered in the same nature that it was asked all right so
01:16:04.280
what i want to get into before we get into our main topic of the show today i want to ask and i think
01:16:10.220
an interesting thing uh me and q can do we'll tell you guys about our standards and boundaries and
01:16:15.620
preferences what we want in a girl and you can tell us if you object to any and that would make for an
01:16:22.440
interesting conversation q you go ahead i gotta i gotta list just like you do you want to read it
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i gotta get it ready so you go first oh yeah okay well i got list too hold on let me pull my shit up
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all right here it goes okay any race is fine wait what is he gonna do oh so okay so here's what we're
01:16:38.080
doing you guys listen be attentive me and q we're gonna tell you what we're looking for in a girl and
01:16:44.120
you guys can be like that's delusional i disagree oh you're a piece of shit you're a misogynist
01:16:53.380
whatever whatever it is okay so i'll start and i've written it down to keep it simple and brief
01:17:01.540
not brief but you know any race is fine any race is fine but slight preference for white women and
01:17:08.320
asian women i'll date i'll date a latina i'll date a black girl i'll i'll date an in in uh wait hold on
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wait don't don't tell me an aboriginal i'll date an aboriginal i'll date uh
01:17:22.140
original do you think i'm of original no but you're from australia okay i'll date uh i'll date
01:17:27.580
uh an indian i'll date um uh what are the other european um arab uh arabic arabes middle eastern
01:17:39.140
middle eastern whatever i'll date family guy sent for donated two hundred dollars jillian the chat wants
01:17:46.960
to know how you managed to get jillian on the show she is even wearing her fave yellow top jillian
01:17:53.280
curtains or any do you like flannel don't think too long or you hurt yourself um this is chartreuse not
01:18:01.960
yellow chartreuse chartreuse chartreuse thank you for clarifying yeah we we've all been wondering
01:18:08.920
i know it's really good on my skin tone like what color i don't wear plaid uh let's see what else
01:18:15.720
uh i think i already went over some of this stuff slight preference for like short women but i'll
01:18:20.720
date a girl who's five two i'll date a girl who's or well uh six five i'll date a girl who's four
01:18:26.140
seven uh let's see natural body supremacist we we've also kind of talked about that obviously care about
01:18:33.140
hygiene and grooming but uh massive preference for no plastic surgery no fake tits no fake lips no bbl
01:18:40.120
no lipo no labiaplasty of course uh and not here let me let me explain this a little bit to you guys
01:18:47.200
because some of you think well brian would you prefer a girl with perfect fake tits or a girl who's flat
01:18:52.820
i'd prefer flat i prefer flat over fake titties i'd prefer a little belly over lipo belly i prefer no ass
01:18:59.780
or small ass over bbl i'd prefer a small upper lip over lip fillers uh you can basically take any
01:19:06.740
woman with any of these procedures however they were before i'd prefer them as they were uh let's see
01:19:12.460
what else um no makeup already minimal no makeup already talked about that uh i like a girl who's
01:19:23.200
done at least three years of cello that's important i'll accept viola or violin but like
01:19:30.440
it's preferably cello why that's very wholesome do you have cello experience no i play the violin
01:19:37.040
and guitar and ukulele but why cello specifically do you want
01:19:40.000
she said judah bro yeah yeah of course um she does play violin though okay anyways uh
01:19:53.840
no i'm kidding about that i don't really care um
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what else i'm not really i'm not a boob guy i'm not really an ass guy i'm more of a labia guy we
01:20:03.860
already talked about that though uh are they all physical hold i'm starting with physical then i'm
01:20:10.640
gonna i'm starting with physical starting with physical he's a guy i mean i prefer dark hair uh let's
01:20:16.440
see uh uh i like is this still is bowing if she bows is that part of physics that's more personality
01:20:29.980
though that's more like yeah that's that's okay i'll get to that we'll we'll that's agreeableness
01:20:34.080
uh it's and then like this might i don't know if this is tmi like those of you who are virgins
01:20:38.860
like just earmuff really quick earmuff please earmuff uh so i prefer a girl who uh actually i
01:20:48.980
shouldn't say that i don't know never mind well now you have to they're already not even i don't
01:20:53.800
even care about this really they're muffed the ears are muffed go back say it i like girls who
01:21:00.820
say it you know you want to come easily and have multiple
01:21:05.560
is it done i don't know some of these girls it's just too much work my fucking i get carpal tunnel
01:21:14.740
syndrome i'm just my hands all fucked up lock jaw maybe you have to try it hold on i don't do that
01:21:21.340
shit okay come on be one of those like stress balls so you can like work your joints and
01:21:25.640
yeah i don't know man anyways uh okay so personality wise can you pull up the video nick the bowing
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video this will this will get seg what's the personality stuff yeah go ahead all right play
01:21:39.740
that shit boom did you see that bow look at this and look how attentive she is right waiting for me in
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my penthouse apartment attentive doing my laundry dinner's ready running around
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beatin sheiks donated 199 dollars whatever brian and q lists for women they should be shamed
01:22:15.400
us men are in our soft guy era preferences i have a career weigh under 125 pounds own their home
01:22:24.100
car make seven figures yearly drizzle drizzle drizzle drizzle drizzle drizzle drizzle soft guy era
01:22:30.340
soft soft guy summer we up yo bean cheeks good to see in the chat man it's been a while drizzle
01:22:36.080
drizzle dude um play the bow really quick one more time
01:23:01.700
uh let's see what else personality okay here we go i'll just blast the personality
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uh moderate preference for introverted women quiet calm soft spoken
01:23:10.700
slightly endearingly awkward is cool i guess a little bit shy a little bit nerdy
01:23:16.280
and actually once like a shy introverted person gets comfortable around you they their person that
01:23:23.400
modesty is huge both in personality and appearance
01:23:31.780
brings me peace doesn't quarrel doesn't party doesn't drink doesn't do drugs
01:23:42.780
undivided romantic and sexual attention the earlier the better
01:23:54.020
and really the big thing though is if you're just down to like
01:23:58.580
non-stop back scratches and massages boom you got me easy easy
01:24:09.700
the bowing is crazy brian is it why tell me why
01:24:15.000
tell me why do you why do you want somebody to bow so badly
01:24:19.080
what do you mean because i know it's going to come back to the topic of submission
01:24:26.760
i know it's going to come back to the topic of submission
01:24:30.340
and that is submission comes straight from the bible
01:24:35.660
i wouldn't look at this from a religious perspective i would look at this from a uh
01:24:41.800
but then where do you get submission from yet that's
01:24:47.740
you yeah where where in nature in in mammalian species
01:24:51.760
you don't think that there's submissive atheist women
01:24:54.580
i'm sure there is but i think it is in more times than not very harmful
01:24:59.940
because it's coming from a very very selfish prideful
01:25:18.600
harmful submission submission should articulate how it's harmful
01:25:38.340
did you what not self-righteous prideful selfish how is it selfish on the man's part
01:25:44.520
because are you thinking about her experience or are you thinking about your experience
01:25:49.560
i don't i don't really understand your argument but how is it harmful
01:26:00.220
because you're considering only your experience
01:26:12.240
having somebody bow for you would not feed your ego and make you feel more powerful
01:27:02.660
why you want a man to open the car door for you
01:27:26.180
I'm pretty sure it did originate for like safety reasons
01:27:42.420
to basically rule a woman that you couldn't get
01:27:46.500
so you basically tried to make her attracted to you
01:28:32.440
somewhere between the 12th and the 16th century
01:28:36.280
okay but i don't think women ever like demanded
01:28:52.820
so that's what opening a car door would be in a sense
01:29:31.040
when you're only thinking about your experience
01:30:08.120
it would just lead to the demise of the relationship
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that's what my original question was going to be
01:31:19.420
it's funny how upset they get about the bow thing
01:31:28.580
obviously you recognize there are cultures where
01:31:48.340
well no because i i think that's totally different context
01:32:16.860
the cultural specifics of each individual country
01:32:19.680
i know there are vast differences between vietnam
01:33:20.700
i just don't know how you could just stand there
01:52:26.660
because they think a man is trying to take advantage of them
01:52:30.360
that's that's that's basically what it boils down to
01:52:43.380
i i really i really hate that mentality in women
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why would you think a man is trying to take advantage of you
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yeah there are guys who take advantage of women
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but that's not what the average man who's dating a woman is trying to do
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it feels like it's leading into a little bit of a power trip
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what's the step what particularly is the slippery slope
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what is the next step and the next step and the next step
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like i don't know do you want me to like wash your feet
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can you actually make an argument for why that would be wrong
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men are welcome to have whatever standard they want
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realize that 99.99% of the men in the united states
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like because certainly there's men who ask you out
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like of the times you asked a guy for the first date
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the robots start going crazy and start killing people
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let's say they were able to mass market this shit
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the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand of austria by a serbian nationalist sparked world war one
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but it also seeks to empower women at the expense of men
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i believe in equal rights for everyone regardless of gender
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here i want to test out like that you can make them send you photos but we gotta be careful
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uh send me a photo of you in the trenches of world war one
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ask her what was it like to get your cheeks collapsed by donald trump what the fuck
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of you wearing a austrian military uniform while in the trenches
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i wanted her literally in the trenches of world war one bro
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and you find out that he's got like a hillary clinton
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also various crazy people wanted you to ask her
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what it was like to get her cheeks clapped by donald trump
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what was it like getting your cheeks clapped by donald trump
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i mean that guys that's not that's not like the hillary clinton
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it's obviously like a different ai hillary clinton you know
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yeah regular intelligence the real intelligence
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but i took it because i knew it would make you happy
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w in the chat for no only fans girls on the panel tonight guys
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these men spend so much money on these of girls
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they didn't even have an option for no makeup either
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wait so your position is you're against sex toys
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do you date primarily like asian guys white guys
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but like uh in the past i have been with like mainly asian guys
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i know what you're talking about my university was predominantly asian
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korean guys are okay but i heard they're like really toxic
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it's pineapple so my cum's gonna taste great after this
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i'm only gonna ask you about your favorite position
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have you girls ever played 21 questions with a guy
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time guys guys can you pull up the uh supers we
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if you want me to uh seven okay six nine eight three
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okay here's the thing though i do think i think i know where you're going with this
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no no no i do think that it is objective because there are people that like uh there
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will be like a standardly good-looking guy and he's not hot to me and same with the
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other like vice versa like there's no i do not think that there's a beauty really a beauty
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standard because like talking to my friends i'm like oh no and they're like no he's a ten
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and same with girls so like how i actually don't think this question can be answered i'm not even
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do you want to just give an answer like what do you think about yourself when you look in the mirror
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okay also if i if it was like a completely level playing field and there was no work done
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and no makeup like it was we were going toe-to-toe i think maybe like a
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six and a half but i've been playing field oh that was yeah took us about a minute to get there
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but okay two minutes uh six i give myself a five okay uh all right
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so not a ten you're i think you're the only one who said ten but then you kind of walked it back a
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little bit no she said seven actually but she described that mentally she likes to think of
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herself as a time okay all right well okay we won't linger too long on that one i do think there's
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some degree of objectivity when it comes to attractiveness for example you could show two people
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of differing attractiveness and if you showed that person to a hundred thousand people
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like they're there's a pretty good chance that like 99 90 percent of people will pick one over the
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other would you agree with that that's a likely possibility yeah but like i watched one show where you
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said who you think was like very very close to like one of the best looking women and i guarantee if you
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showed 90 percent of the men her versus i don't know somebody else they would there's a good chance
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they'd pick a different person like it is subjective
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nick could you look up uh louis louis guzman and then who was that other guy
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that we've pulled up before francisco lachowski pull up uh google images on both those guys please
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guys twitch.tv slash whatever drops to follow jobs prime sub if you have one uh
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while nick's pulling that up do you think you'll be more physically attractive
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or do you think you're more physically attractive now or will you be more physically attractive in 10 years
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um probably no no no no no i guess we'll have to wait and see but i'm betting that things are going
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to be pretty good now yeah no no okay uh nick let's do the comparison oh wait we were supposed to okay
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well this is fine all right no it's okay we'll look at him first uh this is louis louis guzman he's an actor
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uh okay and then this is make the image uh control mouse wheel up make it bigger please
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okay uh so if we were to show both of these men to a hundred thousand women
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do you think overwhelmingly the women would pick the first guy or this guy
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starting with you angelic how about which one do you pick
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first guy neither oh you have to pick which one do you pick i don't know though i like genuinely
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it's hard i know um conventionally wise obviously most women would choose the second option okay
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um neither but to choose the second option second second second second the second louis guzman is
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gonna be so much funnier though yeah i don't know yeah i don't know looks oh looks okay yeah second
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sorry yeah second oh look at that objectivity yeah but also i've seen where you'll rate girls on the
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show like something wild and those are obviously not comparable like those are not like i'm not
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trying to be a dick but they're human beings yeah a hundred percent but well i'm i'm kind of giving
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it's to articulate a point that there is some objectivity when it comes to uh beauty yeah there's some
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okay like being but across the board i do not think that it is completely
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so so why do you think the second guy was rated higher than if if it's not objective and there's not
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an objective element to it then why do you think everyone at the table chose the second dude what
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do you what do you obviously some of it is but you don't think that would be extrapolated no because
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one person might like i'm not talking about a hundred percent we talking about we talking about
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majority what do you think made him more attractive probably that he was healthy he was healthy yeah and
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that's pretty fair like those are obviously so lighter so lighter weight yeah lighter weight
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what about it what one photo you showed what about his facial structure what about his what
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about his physiognomy what about their physiognomies compared to all i saw was like a
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old ungroomed unhealthy obviously those two things are very very okay what if we i mean we could
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probably find a photo of him when he was the same exact age as francisco and like healthy and groomed
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i'm just okay anyways i'm gonna do this song angelic can you read this real quick
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angelic is a solid 10 drop dead gorgeous and any man would be lucky to be providing and taking care
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of you provided you get rid of the best there you go even the chat okay now let's get into some more
05:10:02.400
of the paris show notes we do have we hit we got most of them with madison we have jordan uh
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yeah no no i just want to get through maybe for a little bit at the end uh vada you're raised
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independent but you have value actually wait i want to come to you real quick uh show of hands who
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here considers themselves traditional show of hands are you traditional yeah okay traditional
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i think i'm more of a free spirit but i wouldn't mind a more traditional approach to i don't know
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uh vada you said you're both feminist and traditional i'm curious about that how do you reconcile that
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or how do you explain that um yeah so the definition of feminism keeps changing every
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podcast or every host who knows um but again i'm just one other person my definition of
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feminism is the advocate for women's rights on the basis of equality of the sexes
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um i don't think that my husband has an issue if we both do dishes i don't think he has an issue if we
05:11:15.440
both pay the bills so that's kind of like the traditional feminism view okay that we share that
05:11:28.080
we have okay the way uh one of our reoccurring guests describes it andrew wilson he'll describe
05:11:35.520
feminism as the movement towards egalitarianism and the dismantling of a so-called patriarchy
05:11:43.440
so are you in favor of are you against the patriarchy if that's the definition of feminism i would be
05:11:51.280
intrigued to hear the definition of patriarchy which i've also heard and it's led by the father did i
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get that right yeah so i guess it would be i mean there's again different views on this but uh familial
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ruled by man and then uh i guess societal and governmental rule by men yeah um so in the
05:12:13.600
marriage i think ruled by i guess ruled by led by men i would i would rather be led yeah i think i i
05:12:20.080
kind of miss misspoke there but uh led by man yeah yeah yes
05:12:25.360
led by men both in the in the family in society and in the government in the government i think that
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it's too far of a lens to see what men's and women's needs are okay like separately all right
05:12:44.080
uh okay uh going to angelic you said you had a unique dating story about you were 19 you moved where for
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i moved all the way to new zealand for my boyfriend at the time oh my god yeah it was um i was only 19
05:13:01.920
yeah but then you got there and then what happened so covet happened when i got there and we never
05:13:07.280
really got to see each other and then we ended up breaking up literally two months into me moving over
05:13:13.120
there yeah yeah that's rough oh my god so did you leave no i i had i was stuck you're stuck oh it's
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coven oh shit i was just like oh okay i couldn't even see the country just stuck in a room were you
05:13:30.400
still living with oh my god we never lived together no oh okay you just had your own okay yeah i had my
05:13:35.760
own place dang rough so how long were you stuck in new zealand for a year oh okay yeah okay and uh
05:13:46.560
you want oh going to turkish delight oh my god a man told you he would drive five minutes away
05:13:53.680
or what was the story um so a guy told me it was five minutes away for ice cream
05:13:59.200
and then it was longer than five minutes and we never even got ice cream so like what happened right
05:14:05.200
is that he asked me out on a date and i wasn't interested but i was like okay like whatever like
05:14:09.760
obviously expand your horizons whatever it is and we went on a date and then i don't know what he had
05:14:15.040
i don't really whatever i had a latte and this is like an example of like i tried to pay and he
05:14:19.840
just grabbed my wrist and we're like fighting in the cafe like about who's gonna pay um but he ended
05:14:24.720
up paying and then after he was done he's like oh do you want to grab ice cream and i was like all
05:14:29.600
like it's kind of like we've been sitting here for like an hour two hours like maybe another time
05:14:37.040
daniel donated two hundred dollars i just got back from cuba and glad to have whatever podcast back
05:14:44.480
to sunny days and crazy debates it's not sunny in cuba i hope you enjoyed your time in cuba man thank
05:14:50.800
you appreciate it uh go ahead thanks daniel um but um so he's like it's five minutes away and he told
05:14:58.720
me like where it was this is in australia by the way no one would know where it is but um i was like
05:15:02.080
okay no worries um we got in his car and as we were driving it was like five minutes past and we were
05:15:11.680
going nowhere in the direction of the ice cream place and i was like oh like whatever maybe it's
05:15:15.040
another one it was like time was ticking it was 10 minutes 15 minutes 30 minutes an hour not even
05:15:20.960
it was two hours we're in the car and then he goes oh you have time right and i was like
05:15:26.800
surely now i do anyways he took me to like this abandoned
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forest i don't know where i was um and then he was like to me oh how did like we're just talking in
05:15:39.760
the car like conversating asking questions deep meaningful emotion or whatever but um we weren't
05:15:44.240
really aligned like he kept saying i really hate people like i would never do anything for everyone
05:15:48.400
and i was like the complete opposite like i would do everything for anyone like it's part of the love
05:15:52.560
aspect that i have for people friends family like i said before and i just really was not aligning with
05:15:57.360
him like it was just not working and then he just randomly said to me oh like is there going to be
05:16:02.880
another date and i was like oh i don't think so and then he breaks in the middle of nowhere and he's
05:16:09.840
like what the hell do you mean i'm not gonna have another day and i thought i was gonna die i was
05:16:15.360
actually so scared but then i lied and i was like i don't mean to lie but at the moment of time
05:16:18.560
i was like you know what like we never know what the future holds like you know there could be a
05:16:22.080
possibility out there for us and then he drove me home and as i was not driving him drove me back to
05:16:26.880
my car and as i was getting out of the car he was still driving while the door and i wasn't even
05:16:32.400
out like it was just a crazy experience was he a bogan that's scary was he a what a bogan you
05:16:38.320
know what that is yep oh no way yeah he was you went on an ice cream date with a bogan you know
05:16:46.720
what like i didn't want to she's desperate for some ice cream i give everyone like a chance you
05:16:52.880
need to get to know someone before you make a judgment you know bogan i can't believe you know
05:16:57.760
what that is i'm uh what is that i'm well traveled i see it's like a i'm well traveled
05:17:02.960
it's like a redneck yeah oh my god you know what a redneck is that's very common
05:17:12.960
now you also wanted to talk about uh acceptable age range so you're talking like age gap relationships
05:17:18.000
age gap yeah because i know the whole like for me personally i would never want to date anyone who's
05:17:24.000
under the age of 20 just because i feel like it's it feels so like terrible and wrong but i
05:17:29.360
feel like once you get older age kind of starts getting lost like i feel like like there are so
05:17:36.000
many people who are around my age like 24 or dating like older people like 36 and stuff like that
05:17:40.080
sure and i just want to know like what does everyone consider as their acceptable age range i guess
05:17:44.960
yes yeah does any well for let's just maybe start off does anybody here get the ick from age gap
05:17:54.800
relationships assuming they're both adults here depends how big the gap is i know like it's legally you
05:18:03.120
know but how about 35 25 let's start there is that does that give you the ick anybody any icks there
05:18:10.240
no i'm 25 my husband's 33 so this is pretty close okay what about 30 20
05:18:20.080
ick no ick not yet it gives me the ick now but when i was 20 i was dating at 38
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i'm glad you said that thank you for saying i'm glad you said that because a lot of women forget that
05:18:34.000
when i look at that relationship and i'm like dude you couldn't even drink like at least go for a
05:18:41.440
girl who you can buy a cocktail for legally what if he doesn't drink well even better okay uh yeah i
05:18:50.640
guess uh i don't if a woman wants to date an older or older younger man in either direction that's fine
05:19:00.400
both adults yeah both adults but definitely get icky vibes from if it's like too big the age gap's too
05:19:07.520
big i'm just curious like what's the huh how big is too big um what are we talking about probably more
05:19:14.880
than like probably more than like 12 years okay i'm just i want to hear from anybody here who i mean
05:19:23.040
i mean some of you haven't really been vocal on this yeah but 12 was like for those of you who would
05:19:28.560
would give the ick let's say like a 30 year old with a 19 year old something like that that's
05:19:33.120
criminal not technically not technically it sounds criminal though it's under the age of 20 like do
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they even know what they like if like are their morals are their ethics or what they want in life
05:19:45.760
aligned well they are adults and if they can make if they can legally enter a contract they can take
05:19:51.520
out student loans that will indebt them for the rest of their life racking up six figures of student loan
05:19:57.200
debt they can join the military and go die in some uh overseas conflict what else can you do uh
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at that 19 year old probably doesn't even know any better i'm going to be honest because they're going
05:20:06.960
into college like let me well can a knight should a 19 year old be allowed to do sex work like can't
05:20:13.920
should a 19 year old woman be allowed to start an only fans i mean like i'm not going to judge anyone
05:20:19.200
for what they want to do i mean i personally wouldn't think so but i i don't know what the legalities
05:20:24.160
are here well okay so it's uh the age of consent is 18 in the united states i think on the federal
05:20:30.320
level there's some states where it's all it's a lot of states where it's it's 16 but the federal
05:20:35.440
level my understanding is that it's 18. so okay so but the example i gave was 30 and then 19. i'm i
05:20:43.360
would be curious to hear from anybody who does think it's besides it just giving you the ick can
05:20:49.360
anybody actually make an like an argument for how it's wrong i think it's weird for somebody i think
05:20:56.240
it's bizarre that's the ick no no no make an argument prefrontal cortex is undeveloped i'm
05:21:02.240
pretty sure that's fake news no it isn't no i'm it's i'm pretty sure my dad's a neuroscience major
05:21:07.520
but in its defense though it's decision making judgment executive functioning those things and
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you could make the argument that dating has more so to do with emotion and sexual attraction which
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is a completely different part of the brain it would just be essentially them making decisions
05:21:32.720
where we don't really make good decisions in dating regardless 45 year olds still make terrible
05:21:37.120
decisions when it comes to the partners that they choose so i don't really agree with the
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prefrontal cortex being a valid argument because it has more to do with just overall executive
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functioning and decision making and attraction is really illogical and rational wait and is this
05:21:51.600
for the prefrontal cortex i'm assuming you're arguing that it's for both men and women yeah yeah
05:21:56.000
yeah right yeah men women yeah okay so then should we raise the voting age to 25
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i would have to look more into what do you mean you already have the data the prefrontal cortex
05:22:09.600
isn't fully developed until 25 yeah but i actually did think that it affected more emotional as well
05:22:16.400
so i but i don't have it you're not you're not wrong but i don't think it has a substantial effect on
05:22:24.320
dating outcomes it it will more so be able it is it's it's more so gauging long-term consequences of
05:22:30.720
your actions and that's why i'm saying in dating because it's so attraction based and it's so
05:22:34.720
emotion emotionally based it's hard to determine what you know what i'm saying like the decisions you
05:22:40.560
would make i don't think so because i think that when an older much older man pursues a woman with
05:22:48.800
the lack of those abilities to make sound as sound decisions and emotional intelligence and really
05:23:01.680
running off of i don't know but why would that only be dating though she's subjected to having to make
05:23:08.800
adult decisions everywhere else in life that's why he said voting college debt a whole bunch of things
05:23:15.440
that you gauge long-term consequences okay what's my outlook look like if i do this what are the
05:23:20.880
consequences what are the risk what are the ramifications if you can make it like it would
05:23:25.040
hurt to delay voting to 25. wait so and just to be clear you you you framed it like when it's an
05:23:32.800
older man dating a younger woman do you have the same objection when it's an old same age woman dating
05:23:37.840
a younger 100 although it tends to be a bit more rare um so i'm trying to think
05:23:45.680
so you're fine with increasing the voting age then yeah yeah she just said okay she followed
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anybody any i think that's it and then for you uh you said to be honest everyone is entitled to
05:24:04.080
living a life they are comfortable going to bed with however i'm extremely i guess quote unquote pure
05:24:09.600
in my way so i guess some things that others do may shock me but nevertheless no disrespect or disagreement
05:24:14.800
with what they do to make themselves happy so you mean like saluting around like being a strumpet no
05:24:19.680
like i mean like i'm very like pure in a sense of i've never smoked i've never done drugs i've never
05:24:27.280
drank alcohol i barely i think i've went gone clubbing like three yes oh god that's awesome is that an
05:24:34.880
alcohol beverage yeah you want me to make your cup no no no i'm fine thank you no it's like a personal
05:24:39.760
choice like okay uh but see like if my friends were to drink or if my friends wanted to smoke
05:24:43.840
or anything like oh my god she wants one anyways um like if anyone like wanted to do it around me
05:24:51.440
i would never judge them i guess because in a sense of people get happiness from different
05:24:55.600
things and i'm not one to sabotage or jeopardize their happiness for anything
05:24:58.880
okay we have notes here from amy and then notes from jess and then we'll do a short like
05:25:08.000
roast session i guess and then we'll wrap up the show
05:25:12.480
so oh wait we have to do bumble too uh i'll wait till she's back uh amy tell us about the uci
05:25:19.760
story did i send that in or was it the other one yeah you sent that the one where like i
05:25:28.080
so a boy so you said the boy once dropped out of uci uc irvine to try to go to uc riverside for
05:25:36.080
for you because you broke up with him yes well no no no that's not the case no okay so it was my
05:25:41.680
longest relationship we met um i think it was like senior year of high school and then we dated to like
05:25:49.120
freshman year of college he went to uci i went to ucr right um and he was like oh what if i drop
05:25:56.080
out of uci to go to ucr for you and i was like that's stupid why you literally got into uci why
05:26:00.480
would you do that you know i was like you want to throw away like all your hard work like just for
05:26:06.320
me this is like dumb like we still made it work like i would visit uci he would visit ucr um but we're
05:26:13.520
already having like problems in like our relationship and i was like you know if you like throw away
05:26:18.880
your whole future like that you throw away your education like that's where i draw the line like
05:26:22.640
i'm gonna break up with you and he did it without telling me he's like oh i dropped out of uci
05:26:27.440
and he's like i'm gonna go to cc like community college and then go to ucr for you and i was like
05:26:31.440
this is not for me this is for you don't like project like that onto me you know right you did
05:26:36.800
this for yourself and i found out from his friends later that he was like already failing in the
05:26:40.880
major that he was in he wanted to transition from cs to like business admin but it was like really hard
05:26:45.840
so i feel like he used me as like a scapegoat yeah yeah so like i stood my ground i like was like
05:26:51.840
this this is it like i can't do that okay what and there was a different story about the nike yogurt
05:26:59.920
shoes what what tell us the story there i did it a pathological liar it was like really weird one like
05:27:07.040
the one thing that i remember most was that like we were in the mcdonald's drive-thru right and he was
05:27:11.200
like sitting he was like passenger princess right i was driving red flag right there and then he was
05:27:16.480
like you know i've never told anyone this but i'm actually related to the queen of england oh my god
05:27:22.960
yeah like i'm british royalty i looked at him i was like you're wasian bro what like yeah my my dad's
05:27:28.560
actually um prince harry's cousin i looked at him up and down i was like i don't believe you and he's like
05:27:34.320
you're just like everyone else and he starts crying in the car and i was like wait he starts crying
05:27:38.400
he starts crying like hands down i'm like are you good bro like he starts crying because i said
05:27:42.480
i don't believe him you didn't believe him no like i was like pull out the proof bro like what do you
05:27:46.720
mean that's crazy yeah like and then he was trying to move into like did he have veiny hands and tattoos
05:27:54.960
veiny hands yeah tattoos i don't remember um he was trying to move into trying to move into my house and um
05:28:02.800
he was like oh i'm like having problems with like where i'm renting right now like can i like you know
05:28:07.600
leave some of my stuff at your place you know at the time i was like yeah sure whatever like it's
05:28:11.760
only temporary right and then he went behind my back and then told like all my housemates he's like
05:28:16.160
yeah she's gonna let me move in like all my shit like rent and live rent free and i was like
05:28:21.600
what like i didn't know that until like one of my housemates pulled me aside and they like told me and
05:28:25.840
i was like oh no i'm kicking this bum out of my house um so i told him pack his shit and leave
05:28:31.360
because like what the how did you say it like pretend i'm here hold on actually yeah pretend
05:28:37.680
i'm him how did you say that shit i was like you have to pack your stuff and go like i'm not gonna
05:28:42.880
let you live here like rent free like like you didn't say get the out no because i didn't want
05:28:48.640
like like i'm not gonna like start beefing with him like within there i was just like i just want
05:28:52.640
you to get your stuff out of my house like i don't want you to like move into my house like that
05:28:56.240
um so he like moved like most of his stuff out and then i like was let me see he left some stuff
05:29:03.760
in my house and he's like oh can you like drop it off for me i was like what a bum ass move like
05:29:08.160
what you can't even like finish what you started right um and he left like a pair of like these nike
05:29:13.440
shoes and i was like you know what i'm gonna fuck them up um so me and my housemate we like took it
05:29:18.400
apart and then we slathered some yogurt in it you know glued that shit back leaving left in the garage
05:29:22.960
and then gave it back to him but but here's the thing after i gave all his shit back to him a
05:29:27.040
couple months later i got like an instagram dm from like this this girl and she's like it's one of those
05:29:32.640
like hey girly texts like hey um and she like tells me she she did her research she had like a whole ass
05:29:38.400
timeline he's like yeah he was cheating on you with me and like two other girls and i was like what that's
05:29:43.280
insane and this is not like the first time like she sent like a whole like history from like it was
05:29:48.240
like 2017 to like whatever timeline was like 2021 and then um he also tried to move into her place
05:29:54.000
too so i wasn't like the only person he was like trying to move his into oh my god it was like kind
05:29:58.160
of like a pattern and i was like that's what i'm talking about that's why he's leaving me yes that's
05:30:03.280
why he's the goat i did not expect that dodge the bullet so you you put yogurt in his nikes yeah
05:30:12.720
yogurt did he like ever be like yo what the fuck oh i blocked him immediately like afterwards like
05:30:18.160
what the has anybody any girl here ever slashed a tire no i've wanted to but no i haven't oh
05:30:26.480
shit okay uh going to jess here you said let's see you have lots of dating stories you've dated all
05:30:34.160
sorts most of your exes come from wealthy families that live near the beach and fat you dated a fashion
05:30:41.040
icon son and do you want to i'm just wondering which part you want to talk about i'm prompting
05:30:47.680
you oh i'm sorry i'm so exhausted it's so late i never stay up this late um yeah i dated you've never
05:30:55.120
stayed up till 11. no i do it's just usually i start getting ready for about around like 9 30 and i'm
05:31:02.240
out by like 10 30 max most nights i didn't know that this was going to be like an eight hour thing
05:31:06.560
um yeah i dated brenda cooper's son if you guys have ever watched the nanny that was a fun
05:31:12.960
relationship sorry i'm giving you sass on purpose because you've been giving us sass all night wait
05:31:17.040
you dated who i didn't i didn't give anybody sass do you know the nanny or wait maybe a little
05:31:21.360
fashion center he gave you that purse i brought it on purpose because i thought you guys might want
05:31:26.000
to talk about her talk talk about your purse oh my god i actually worked for her for like oh my god
05:31:32.480
who the hell can't that's why i don't really want to talk about it with you because here's
05:31:38.080
the special purse the special purse it's all special oh this is my only one
05:31:48.560
the special pur okay um you said that you you dated the herbalife founders son not founder he's
05:31:55.440
founding circle i said that in there not the actual oh yeah you're right excuse me founders circle son
05:32:02.320
so it's like they both equally helped sometimes you guys would listen to lady gaga practice on her
05:32:07.280
piano from the state over from the state over yeah yeah he was a 38 year old that i actually met when
05:32:13.440
i was 19 and he's still in my dms and if you're watching this you need to stop you have a kid okay
05:32:21.200
you said that your current boyfriend lives in montecito and his father pretty much put together
05:32:26.400
century city mall yeah oh okay cool they're um really big in the commercial real estate world
05:32:33.040
so just to be clear most of your exes come from wealthy families i'm not saying that um
05:32:43.440
they have to i'm just saying that as a dating pattern of mine that's what okay because i have
05:32:49.200
dated other guys that weren't i'm just saying the ones i take more seriously do happen to live
05:32:53.200
like girls who say it's kind of like girls who say expensive to live near the beach it's kind of
05:32:57.520
like the girls who say well i don't really care about height but every single guy they date is
05:33:02.160
like six foot plus it's like here comes the resentment ladies how oh my god how is it resentful
05:33:10.640
how's that resentful are you judging me so hard just because i like to date guys that live near the
05:33:14.160
beach no she has a preference just like most people just like you have a preference for someone who plays
05:33:18.240
the violin and big labia you're right the way she said big labia that was so cute yeah but you said
05:33:26.800
they come from wealthy families that live near the beach yes it's really expensive to live near the
05:33:31.760
it's not resentful to point out a pattern how's it resentful i'm just right you need to be in a
05:33:38.800
certain tax bracket i'm sorry i'm cranky i'm tired hold on i got something for this hold on i've
05:33:45.760
played this like two times oh as if i literally wait that was so good all the time that was so
05:33:53.120
good as if so whoa that was good okay uh let's see you said people are usually interested in your
05:34:03.120
standards how you always end up leveling up after your exes after exes and most of my friends think of
05:34:09.280
me as a dating expert yeah you said so what are your standards you said people are usually
05:34:17.680
standards i've listed them off this entire show i want somebody who's gonna you know put together
05:34:23.120
the first date isn't gonna have qualms about paying because why are you asking me on a first date um
05:34:28.560
yeah i like dating guys that live near the beach i like to spend most of my free time at the beach so
05:34:33.280
being near the beach is actually just you know rather convenient for me and my taste okay so uh living
05:34:44.960
by the beach is that your standard well when you swipe in beach areas you tend to match with people
05:34:53.360
that live near the beach well when there's okay there's live near the beach and then there's like
05:34:59.280
beach beach beachfront house like i live near the beach i don't have a beachfront house and you need
05:35:09.360
to hire your standards i'm sorry i was just being mean i'm sorry i was being playful i was just being
05:35:16.000
cheeky i'm not offended i just don't even understand what that means like i need to get my thing it takes a
05:35:22.960
lot for him to get offended actually maybe i like the riviera area oh i like the river that sounds
05:35:29.040
fancy i like the city and the ocean view excuse me actually that's where i used to live i like a
05:35:35.360
good palisades that'd be a nice place to like i like villas the villas are great have you ever been
05:35:40.480
in a villa villa villa villa okay good talk uh let's see three three hot takes you said you think it's
05:35:50.160
better for men as a little older yeah you said you don't with men who want to split a bill yeah and
05:35:56.560
you don't understand women who are down for that yeah okay um i just like i don't know a man is
05:36:03.440
literally showing like showing up and like telling you the amount of effort he's willing to put into
05:36:09.440
you from the get-go from the very beginning he's like you're not worth me spending x amount of money
05:36:15.680
on and i'm just like you can't afford to like create a future with me then drizzle drizzle i think the
05:36:23.040
girl should be simping oh i will simp for the right man i am you'll pay you'll pay for you'll pay for
05:36:31.120
a first day i'm a super simp too i love to gift like a lot i love to go on my way to like bring
05:36:37.040
over gifts or like do like really cute like little things i think it needs to be reciprocated in its own
05:36:43.040
way like i wouldn't mind if my guy was just like you know i mean a lot to me wait ladies i have a
05:36:50.320
question so here's the scenario the guy is a billionaire but he wants to go 50 50 or the guy
05:36:57.600
makes 50k but he pays for dates well what dates is he able to take you on he can't even afford a house
05:37:08.400
in southern california i don't know he's got a apartment i hear you nick
05:37:22.880
oh are you asking me i thought this was like open panel because i thought i already like yeah okay
05:37:26.720
yeah it's kind of like pulling teeth at the night though so uh not the billionaire i'll i'll go with
05:37:32.800
the 50k guy to mcdonald's oh so it just comes down to the heart of it i was more so like entertained
05:37:39.520
by her i will what was the question the question is so you'd rather data got a a billionaire who
05:37:48.320
wants to go 50 50 or a guy who makes 50k but he'll pay like he he'll provide okay the first date
05:37:58.080
like he'll pay for the first date the billionaire wants to go 50 50 yeah
05:38:04.400
but obviously down the road he'll be a provider but up front he's not
05:38:09.680
so he don't want you to know he a billionaire yeah he wants you to like him for him he want
05:38:13.680
yes so he offers you 50 50 i just don't see how we would even go 50 50 where are we living
05:38:21.040
and what is 50 50 like okay so like we're going on a trip my 50 50 is not his first date this is some
05:38:27.200
first date you know like first oh first date yeah and i already know that he's a billionaire
05:38:34.800
no no we i just well i guess we kind of ruined it but i said he's trying to maintain a low profile
05:38:40.400
he doesn't want you to know he's a billionaire yet he want to see if you like him for him
05:38:43.840
oh if you're willing to go 50 50 so i always offer to pay i do even on the first day but if the guy says
05:38:50.320
i do offer to pay but like no guys ever let me pay they're like no and i'm like well let me just
05:38:57.680
no yeah and then i'm like okay thank you somebody slam you over that all right well moving on jess
05:39:05.120
last thing here you said you think a lot of men are insecure about the about the hot women's
05:39:10.080
experience like they see a girl that has things taken care of for her and feel the need to put her
05:39:14.800
down i don't get that what do you mean um what do i mean i mean it's like literally how two of your
05:39:20.400
followers on this literally felt the need to attack my edc trip just because i was flown out and given
05:39:26.240
like a vip ticket and i'm wearing makeup oh no a hot girl getting to have fun it's atrocious
05:39:35.520
why don't you get a life and like put some love into yourself and see what you can accomplish
05:39:39.760
that was good that was good okay all right uh okay cool so have you had sugar daddies then is
05:39:51.440
that kind of what you're talking about no but i like the there's a difference between a sugar daddy
05:39:56.400
like somebody who's giving you like a paycheck just to see them and then there's a difference between
05:40:01.120
a man who comes from like a certain family background and is taking care of things that's
05:40:07.440
totally different than like an allowance or something like that hmm okay true a couple
05:40:15.760
questions here then we're going to do the bumble segment then we're going to do the roast segment
05:40:18.560
then we're going to wrap up the show uh just going around the table are you uh is anybody currently
05:40:23.440
in therapy no no nope yes in therapy right now currently no i've been in therapy since i was six
05:40:33.040
no wait wait up till now hold on i'm currently in therapy yes you since you were six yeah wait
05:40:40.720
into the mic i come from a complicated family oh my god were your both your parents therapists no
05:40:50.160
oh and they actually refuse to go to therapy but they think it's really good that i go to that
05:40:55.360
wait that why they put you in therapy at six yeah why oh i was just like having behavioral issues i was
05:41:03.600
like acting out and a lot of that has to reflect with my home environment yeah you oh no uh no hey hold on
05:41:14.960
uh i also started therapy really really young and i feel like i've graduated for now i might need
05:41:24.640
therapy after this i'm just kidding uh okay wait and those who aren't currently in therapy have you ever
05:41:32.160
been yeah yeah okay is anybody on any psychotropic or antidepressants
05:41:46.000
starting with you oh no no no no no no yes what what what are you taking um
05:41:53.680
i should really know this shouldn't i closer to the mic um if you need a refill i do actually need
05:42:03.200
to pick up a refill i think one's like word just go to the next person it's gonna take too long for
05:42:12.160
me to remember how many three what are they that's what i just said it's gonna take me too long to
05:42:16.720
remember the freaking name oh to remember them okay what uh you no no no but i was for a really
05:42:23.680
long time and big pharma was sort of the catalyst for me not doing that anymore uh right and let's
05:42:33.200
see we hold on there was we did that we did that there's also oh okay okay where did you know what
05:42:41.520
i'm gonna just go through my bullet list of these ridiculous questions not ridiculous
05:42:46.720
uh here it goes wait was there a private chat i think or okay who's the primary victim of war men
05:42:55.440
or women wow what like the men going to the war i mean they're dying actually wait first question
05:43:08.880
yes but like but okay it's next no hell no i consider myself closer aligned with second wave
05:43:23.920
feminism that came in the 70s and and less so aligned with third wave feminism which is what we're
05:43:29.600
seeing today like second wave they were fighting for their right to have their own credit card and
05:43:35.440
like be able to like have properties in their own names i think that's a little bit different than
05:43:40.720
some of the arguments from feminists today where they almost never mind i'll just stop there
05:43:46.480
um yeah i would consider myself no okay i'm just gonna rapid fire through these who is the primary
05:43:57.360
victim of war men or women i said everyone needs therapy the people going toward and dying so i guess
05:44:03.680
men mainly men men men men i think everyone primary i guess i think everyone men
05:44:18.000
primary does have a definition i do want to say primary does have a definition but okay
05:44:24.240
uh let's see primary secondary are men or women physically stronger
05:44:31.280
that's an easy one uh we'll start with you go ahead men men men men men men but i am stronger
05:44:40.240
than a lot of men fair men men men men okay i saw you over there making faces but this question has
05:44:48.720
caused concerns in the past yeah what a silly question we've we've been down some do you think
05:44:56.800
men are important starting with you yes yes i think everyone has value so yes yes one thousand percent
05:45:06.080
yes yes yes yes yes what's happening right now now bring i'm gonna bring it back to dating do you want
05:45:14.880
to date an average man uh i mean i wouldn't mind i will make him extraordinary
05:45:24.800
politics yes yeah yeah don't want to date an average man no no no yes
05:45:34.640
i'm married but i'm okay with it yeah above average baby
05:45:44.480
all right uh we're gonna i'm gonna wait hold on we'll do the bumble segment in just a sec q you
05:45:50.400
got a little question you can help me out with while i'm getting a few things set up on my end
05:45:54.480
uh you got this bro i got this i believe in you q i believe in you q you didn't did you put my notes
05:46:01.440
down not not on this most recent thing put my notes down oh how about this wait madison ask your
05:46:09.120
question what's everyone's body count did you guys hear that she asked what's everybody's body
05:46:16.080
count starting with you she really wants to know i don't want to know she wants to know go ahead
05:46:20.160
seven zero seven i'm not answering that right do you want to do a range
05:46:33.840
all right not disclosing that i didn't consent to this right what hold on range do you want to do
05:46:41.280
range no did you answer at previous shows no okay you didn't i'll just keep giving you a look
05:46:47.680
until you go to her do you want to do a range okay what about you zero uh i declined to answer
05:46:55.920
respectfully range uh no thank you okay what about you it's conservative i don't want to answer because
05:47:03.680
i honestly i thought about this and i was gonna and i'm like i feel like it's just disrespectful to
05:47:08.000
future husband like hearing about me talking about how many partners i've had before him like i feel
05:47:14.080
like my future husband would hate that i think you would come back and watch this podcast well shout
05:47:20.080
out to the people who actually answered good for you guys you guys have honestly you're so brave
05:47:24.640
shout out so brave angelic brave brave brave not brave not brave not brave not brave like i care
05:47:32.080
about your opinions zero okay uh let's see what do i have to do here hold on i got to switch up a
05:47:42.480
couple things madison what other questions do you have quick you got this madison i believe in you
05:47:54.160
sexist towards yes yeah yes yeah yeah yes this was a very enlightening question and i actually
05:48:17.120
can you be racist towards white people angelic go ahead yes yes no yes of course
05:48:36.480
so is that yes okay okay i was like what's the answer yes we need the answer yes
05:48:47.120
what's the other one madison can we elaborate we have a no on the table here yes somebody did say no
05:48:56.400
oh sure amy go ahead i'm curious oh boy i just think when you guys are sorry when white people are
05:49:03.680
like the my majority and they haven't faced as many um microaggressions or like common day like
05:49:12.880
racism um you can't you can like stereotype and like you can make fun of them yes but you can't be
05:49:19.760
racist towards them what's the definition of racism i'm tired and hungry can you do it for me i'm honestly
05:49:25.920
so tired and hungry here so this is what i've heard from people who have your your world view the
05:49:33.440
definition of excuse me the definition of racism is prejudice plus power or wait hold on no no no
05:49:42.800
being prejudiced no i think that's it yeah power basically right
05:49:48.960
would you agree with that definition so because they haven't been subjected to it as much
05:49:53.440
that means it's invalid if somebody is racist towards them no it's not valid so you can be
05:50:02.400
racist towards white people then sure no don't don't i mean you don't i mean if you don't agree with me
05:50:14.080
i think it's something i'd have to be more informed about to like fully agree on but just me as what if
05:50:20.560
i told you it was just thinking you were superior to another race i don't think i'm superior to
05:50:24.080
another he said no if that's the definition of racism being thinking you're superior to another race
05:50:30.640
is that the definition like if you're out in public and you see somebody go look at that
05:50:35.920
white piece of trash you wouldn't see something wrong with that i would say that there's something
05:50:40.800
wrong with that okay but you wouldn't categorize it as being racist because they're they're literally like
05:50:47.360
happy presenting hate and aggression towards a certain race and because of their race yeah white
05:50:55.120
trash yeah okay yeah then you can be racist towards white people i'm just could you repeat that there's
05:51:01.680
a little quiet then you can be racist towards white people
05:51:10.080
work yeah i think we can be racist towards anybody anybody yeah
05:51:14.720
what about uh now you're talking i think from like the united states perspective correct
05:51:26.240
because your your argument is like in the united states white people have power
05:51:30.080
right that's the argument here white people have systemic uh what's the other word there's systemic and
05:51:35.920
then there's what's the other one institutional systemic and institutional power is that kind of your
05:51:44.720
position i'm trying to steel man your position here and because of the benefits and privileges that
05:51:50.880
having the systemic and institutional power uh you cannot be uh racist again agent has land donated
05:52:01.440
100 i disagree with whatever on many major points and wish i were there to offer my philosophical
05:52:08.320
arguments alongside the girls is it possible to challenge your crew to a future in-person debate
05:52:15.680
uh i mean you can shoot us a dm on instagram but uh depends you know we typically do these dating
05:52:21.680
panels that's the extent of it so uh you're welcome to dm us though for our consideration so yeah
05:52:29.040
uh is that a pretty good assessment of your position yeah okay so like if in a country where
05:52:40.880
uh by the way guys tts is now 69 tts if you guys want it i don't know if we're gonna lower it honestly
05:52:47.600
to the rose section uh what about like in a country that was predominantly like the uh another country where
05:52:54.480
whites were not the majority for example like let's say in vietnam why was that yeah nick why was that
05:53:06.880
oh okay i thought you were like tos or some shit okay
05:53:13.280
oh you're good you're good yeah you explained it it made sense like yeah you can't be racist towards
05:53:17.520
white people in like that perspective i didn't think of it like that i thought of it from my own
05:53:21.760
like experiences okay so do you think like uh hmm man hold on we don't have to linger on this for too
05:53:31.840
long but like what do you think about for example like so do you think uh asian people as compared to
05:53:37.920
white people are oppressed in the united states yes so one of the arguments i i'll often hear is like
05:53:46.000
one one that comes up from the feminist standpoint is the wage gap and this is more so like man
05:53:51.600
woman versus race but so this which it's been debunked but the wage gap argues that women are paid
05:54:00.240
like 80 cents on the dollar for uh for the same exact work uh if i told you that for example asian women
05:54:13.760
challenger position you on this i do on what like that well so asian people asian women outer and
05:54:25.600
white men that's cool no you say but you said they're you think asians are oppressed i think
05:54:30.800
we're oppressed like we don't have to be oppressed like financially but like yeah well i'm just curious
05:54:35.440
so how are i mean how are uh asian people oppressed in this country in the united states have you ever been
05:54:41.920
spat at have you ever had people call you like slurs racist remarks like just oh i'm okay so just
05:54:49.120
racism exists just to be clear i'm not denying that there will be racist individuals and yeah
05:54:53.920
uh you can experience uh or you know uh egregious racist treatment i'm not saying that but like
05:55:01.840
when i think of oppression i don't think of like a sole individual who's being a dickhead i think on like a
05:55:08.640
societal government system institutional level oh actually you know what here let me help i'll
05:55:17.040
actually help you on this so these ivy league schools harvard for example if you're an asian person you
05:55:23.600
have to get a higher like sat score to get into these schools because these schools uh have uh race
05:55:32.560
frankly racist uh and sexist admission practices so there was actually a lawsuit i believe it was
05:55:38.720
with harvard uh asian people had to get like a really high score on the uh sat compared to like
05:55:47.280
compared to what like white people black uh latinos black like it was just like so that was
05:55:53.760
in my view an institutional and systematic uh uh discrimination against uh asians yeah uh so
05:56:02.640
that that's actually one example yeah no because we've been boxed and categorized as a anonymous
05:56:08.480
donated 100 angelic you are the most beautiful lady on the panel tonight do you love and follow the lord
05:56:16.240
jesus christ if so can i slide in your dms hashtag christie's king chris christie's okay uh angelic are
05:56:26.160
you christian um i don't identify i suppose with i like to learn about all religions i'm very open-minded
05:56:35.280
to i guess engaging in whatever religion my partner is in okay that's fair uh we're gonna so
05:56:43.520
we're gonna do the bumble segment um oh yeah guys twitch.tv slash whatever drops to follow
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guys it's been an hour since we've had a prime guys i think it's our twitch is bugged i think it's
05:56:56.480
broken i don't know what oh my guys can you drop a little twitch prime in the chat little twitch prime
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in the chat uh but drops to follow if you have one bucky larson donated 70 dollars ladies you need to
05:57:11.840
start paying for first dates in 2024 if the man is supposed to be the provider in a marriage
05:57:18.160
relationship how's he not the prize well put well put bucky larson drizzle drizzle these girls got to
05:57:24.880
start paying for our sushi and ramen are you know yeah and our our italian dinner dates
05:57:33.120
fucking spaghetti ravioli fucking uh fettuccine alfredo they gotta start paying for that
05:57:40.480
shit lol paladins donated 69 the only thing that feminists follow is power if you say that asian
05:57:49.200
women now turn white men they think good if men are overwhelming unalive themselves good what is moral
05:57:55.440
is whatever benefits them the only thing the feminist follows power if you say that asian
05:58:01.040
women out earn white men they think good if men overwhelmingly oh wow okay damn true thank you
05:58:08.400
law paladins you're a fucking legend dude appreciate it oh uh uh
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uh i think it's fine nick you can show i mean it's below the threshold but you can show um so
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oh bumble we'll do bumble okay okay okay so guys we're gonna show you
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you get 20 swipes each each of you gets 20 swipes
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oh starting with angelic uh what's your age range that you would date
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that's a hundred percent bro pineapples on pizza is fucking disgusting
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gross definitely wrong um just put i suppose 20 to 40.
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oh come angelic bruv really my mouth itch how old's the guy who you're interested in
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like be realistic you're really gonna date like a 40 year old
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i mean it's not like preferred but i can't help who i fall in love with like i mean like
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you know keanu reeves is my celebrity crush if he were to ask me to date him
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like yeah he's like 50 something you know yeah but that's he's a sweetheart i know he is but that's
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why i like him okay all right you know but i don't think the men you're going to see on bumble
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are exactly keanu reeves i've never been on bumble so i don't know okay but give her
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give do do you know what i'm just gonna 20 to 25 i'm sorry angelic i gotta the patriarchy's got to
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come in here and do something realistic we're just you'll still get you'll still get a bunch of
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options but we're gonna do 20 to 25. patriarchy's made its decision all right uh so you're just
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gonna say uh yes or no into the mic oh it's just for their face yeah you just get to see one okay
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well he looks nice up here aquatic donated 69 dollars is sexist for a man to be scared of women bc
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women can falsely accuse men for grape or essay this is especially for yellow lady i couldn't can
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somebody actually read that to me again it's so hard to hear that is it sexist for a man to be
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scared of women because women falsely accused men for grape or essay i think that that happens way
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less than people are raped i don't think that grape i'm sorry i'm so sorry no you're good sorry um
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i think that happens way less um in all honesty and i think that if you asked all the women in your life
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um plenty of them have had situations that they didn't ask for happening and if you really feel
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um passionate about the other stance then you should be opening those conversations with the women in
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your life and educating yourself all right oh um looks uh like family is important so yes
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um i have no clue what's happening here no um oh motorcycles cool uh sure
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who am i looking at just choose the harder one um i don't know i the sure they look adventurous
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i'm sorry person i'm also kind of scared so no um
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um he looks like he's wearing a filter so no he looks fine looks nice um oh he looks funny
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um he looks a little high but i have no clue what's happening what is going on in these pictures what is
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that oh drugs i think no um uh where lol paladin's donated 69 dollars he doesn't have any women in his
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life to ask that question you strumpet because he doesn't own the house on the ocean oh it's his fault
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all right yeah um no i'm not sure i don't know is that a player for baylor
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i don't know what what is bail uh it's a university school uh no i don't know what's happening um yeah
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what is your dating range up pr aquatic donated 69 dollars stop avoiding the question and answer it
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is it sexist or not i think this is for you again can i go home i'm so tired and over this
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we're about to wrap soon like right after we do the bumble segment
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yeah so if there's like a picture of like more than one guy just pick the hottest one and say yes
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also if i can do what we'd rather just say this is like her first time on a dating app
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what is this her first experience oh cute yes yes
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looks funny sure looks funny sure yes yes yes no
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no no no yes yes oh my goodness oh my goodness yes no
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what if these people can see i was like swiping
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no toughen up buttercup no break a few hearts no
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i don't date guys i meet at the club and i'm perfectly okay with her having the spotlight she's
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stunning and a sweetheart and i've actually really appreciated some of her comments
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period yeah not everyone has the same taste that's okay no uh yes no
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woman hater brian donated one hundred dollars denim dan is correct on prefrontal cortex
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military wants young men cause they are easier to mold men want young women for the same reason
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because by 25 plus they are more difficult and used up
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uh yeah sure no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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Oh, I can't see him, but no, no, no, no, no, no.
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yes no no no no no yes a little too energetic no no no no yes no I'm 20 to
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30 oh my god this is so weird yes yes no I'm sorry no I'm sorry also yes yes yes sure yes
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yes no I'm sorry yes yes yes the dog hi Daniel yes sorry no I'm sorry no I'm also sorry I'm also
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sorry no I'm also bad yes yes yes I feel like I'm on the bachelor oh no I'm so sorry I'm also
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I feel so bad why don't feel bad 30 to 35 it's okay I never understood the long hair
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on guys that's what David Mepsa is it's ruthless oh my goodness
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no no no no yeah he's definitely deadlifting no no no no yeah no
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curious yeah yeah no really I know I know uh yes no what I know no
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I honestly like hardly swipe based on looks but 27 to 37
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all the 30s and above so really hitting it yeah I wasn't allowed I wish I said 35
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off looks no yeah yeah no yeah no no no no no no
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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yo no no no no no
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no no no all right you said me cool so you don't want to sweat but when we if
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the girls want to see our answers otherwise we'll just move on i'll leave it i'll let the girls pick
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you guys get to pick if we want to watch them swipe yeah do swipe that's one watch us right
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we need another vote we need at least like four more votes yeah for yay i think we know their
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type base of the ai thing is this the last thing okay fuck it we'll do it we'll do it
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old man marine donated 69 dollars brian shut up if angelic wants to date 40 year old men you should
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not shame her angelic you are a 10. i'm adventurous rider harley in shape and also a tattoo artist
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okay there you go you can't actually i know this dude we're good buddies he saved me from
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a honey badger once would you be down to date him right i mean i would have to i would have to
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get to know him no like just a first date you know would you be down to do a first date with him
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i don't know i don't know not not for a stranger uh nick do for me we'll do
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let's do 20 to 40 let's make this shit interesting why not
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20 to 40. yeah how old are you sorry 34. oh okay
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yeah i think it's yeah yeah oh maybe it's a 20 no 30.
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okay uh i'm gonna i'm gonna say no because of the choker so no
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she's pretty she's pretty is she though she looks maddie really is she though
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if you like the bangs lol paladins donated 69 dollars she has to get permission from her current
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boyfriend who won't commit first sorry harley dude sorry harley dude sorry scott gotta get that
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permish from the dude permish permish okay i'm gonna start saying that now go ahead
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what the wait why is this wait is this like showing uh i don't know i prefer dark hair but uh
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yeah sure uh wait are fake lips are real they were definitely some lashes on yeah the lashes but
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they could be fake lips maddie huge head donated 69 dollars ladies and football players on the
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panel would you date a podcast host with a big ducky a black smurf cap and scientist or a dollar
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store justin biebon on crack that sits on computer keep it a hundred yo wait how do you know he's on
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crack because his leg is shaking like fucking crazy i was back there his legs like vibrating the
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whole fucking studio how do you know that up here aquatic donated 69 dollars yeah thank you
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brian i need you to press the yellow lady about the question i asked bc she keeps avoiding it
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andrew would be said if not is sexist for a man to be scared of women bc they falsely accuse men of
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grape oh wait are you is this a rage quit or no i'm not rage quitting it seems like it seems like
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old man all donated 69 dollars uh aquatic you made a rage quit actually it was there that i saved
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you from hi angelic my name is also brian now we're not strangers i'll dm you
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damn aquatic bro you just stuck in the the all right well you know uh it's hard it's hard you know
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it's hard to sit in a air-conditioned penthouse apartment for the equivalent of a work day you
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know putting in the work day it's difficult for some people you know to do a work just like a normal
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work day you know bye get home safely oh speaking of hold on uh uh uh i also got i also got peace
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peace out peace out with you too homie and then i also got a flat out oh my goodness boom okay well
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done uh aquatic bro you need you need to do a champagne pop for making one of my beloved wait
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not beloved what the fuck you got it i need a fucking champagne champagne oh my god sorry i'm
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having a stroke i need a champagne pop from you no because then you get crazy i don't get crazy
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it was fun it was fun maple history is better than wild donated 69 dollars emmy there are a lot
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of young people who speak true ciao tout you come to san bernardino also w brian for taking tonight's
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show in stride and not getting overwhelmed and angry oh yeah unfazed bro unfazed i mean look i get uh
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you know i debate and shit but i had a couple little attacks a little personal snarky comments towards me
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and i just uh disregard unfazed son but thank you man appreciate it bro appreciate it uh we were
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doing the the bumble thing let's go back to that i kind of lost count where you were i think uh five or
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some shit uh she's probably non-denominational for sure bro this is non-denominational christian look at
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the tit cross but here's my cleavage cross here's definitely a protestant i mean definitely you know
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she's attractive but like i just i don't think she's my type if that makes sense you're pulling at us
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just yes or no hey i will take i will i will wax poetic about my choices i will i'm sorry i'm sorry i will
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belabor the fucking choice for as long as i want to okay um tawny no
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linois boy donated 69 dollars i think it's giving hello brian first time donator here second one of
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the evening love the show keep doing what you're doing love from the shithole state of illinois
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but yo thank you uh for your first time donating man really appreciate your patronage uh appreciate
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no no no no damn bro what the which one bro this is like one of these weird like
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unicorn unicorn like they're trying to do a threesome
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nah gmd jim donated 69 dollars now i ain't saying she a gold digger but she ain't messing with no
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broke bye princess this show is not all about you also addies molly and coke are not prescriptions
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oh come on don't be mean she's gone you should have said that while she was here
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oh that's about her okay yeah thank you uh jim appreciate it let's continue that's a no
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i think she might be blonde though no and yeah no no damn wait is this like the
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because because you're old man marine donated sixty nine dollars later blonde in yellow watch
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out there are men out there angelic what's your favorite restaurant that's not nice after she
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literally just was saying how she was just just let just let angelic no well i mean i'm gonna
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defend her she's not here so well she could have defended herself had she not rage quit over
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her fucking tts message uh go ahead angelic um i typically don't really like eating out so i don't
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have a favorite restaurant but i i like cooking and i like steak and when you do eat out what's
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your favorite restaurant i really she can vouch i do not eat out she can i cook i cook she's a
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chef uh how about what's your favorite meal i love steak filet mignon or just any
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steak go back i feel like this is like because you're a female profile like we're it's like
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i'm matching with bi women or lesbian women it is oh okay well all right it's just looks whatever
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uh but it is gonna give you a costume type lip filler fuck no oh my god uh yes to both
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both angelic show us your above the knee tattoos oh it says angel and devil do you want to show
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oh i don't mind she has she angelic has the same like tattoo uh oh wait uh wait no leave it
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in front there's devil and then this one says angel okay
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all right back uh damn she thick though fuck she's fucking stacked
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uh right q yeah she's fucking stacked bruv uh the tattoos if it honestly if it wasn't for the tattoos
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the clothing a little bit too revealing you know but uh let's just do looks who and the snake tattoo
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red flag and she's got like the what is that chain like some spiky chains or some she's trying to get
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like i think she wants to get she's on some like uh like barbed wire uh what there's maybe sadism
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mass she could be masochist i don't know uh maybe for a fun time looks looks yes but they're i can fix her
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yes you can fix her no that was a dude doesn't count yes
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i can fix her yes i can fix her yes no no no i can fix her yes
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sorry and he's like yes uh do uh 20 to 35. and how old are you sorry 31.
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shit sorry sorry sorry oh my god yeah love yeah yeah uh
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no that's a yeah that was a yes for me old man marine donated 69 dollars
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perfect i'll cook steaks for our first date it's really heating up in here
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huh and by the way old man marine like while while um like we were we were looking at the bumble
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thing she actually leaned over and she's like yeah brian i'm
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he can cook me a steak anytime she said that shit for sure okay next
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um no really she's she's pretty good right i don't like her nose
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oh my god oh my god oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
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that's so true yeah she got pretty yeah yeah she do no yeah you can lose it when i'm done with her
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you pin hell no that's an interesting hell no that's right across from where i went
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okay um yeah brian i'll take the green one okay
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dibs yeah you can have her really yeah you can have her uh yes
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hide us for a fucking sec no no uh hide hide the the video is it yo pixie that's not wait is
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wait isn't her name andrea yeah i think i've seen her on yo wait match with her bro
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hit a like oh wait x out of that thing at the top
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wait her name is andrea i'm pretty sure isn't it i've seen her on the box hey yo pixie what's up
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nah nah she probably cut herself oh god damn q why you gotta bring it why you gotta go
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what about this girl she's probably cut you bro she's gonna stab you bro uh yes they're both
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okay yes she got bumblebee tattoo in her cleavage uh yeah it's like two whales doing 69 tattoo
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yeah did you see that shit yeah did you see that shit yeah did she have fake titties i couldn't tell
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uh uh yeah yeah yeah yeah nah uh she what nah i can't see her oh okay okay yeah
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was it a guy yeah i can fix her 20 oh yeah her too yeah this one come too yeah she can come too
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you want you take five more i'll take five okay go ahead um yes five more yeah i'm greedy no
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is that a dude she a whore come on bro okay all right yeah all right no oh what happened to the whoa
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exile that now yes okay i'm good all right no you don't have to change the age nope
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a.m. kicking her feet oh how cute too uh sure oh is that another man no
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no no are we just gonna keep going yes dude fuck yeah let's fucking go kewie we're gonna have to
06:31:01.280
fight over this one buddy bro you win that fight we're fighting over that one you won that fight
06:31:06.160
all right all right let's see uh my goodness okay we're gonna do 10 minute roast session guys we're
06:31:12.320
gonna do something a little different uh wait do i uh okay we'll do a brief one uh hold on guys it's
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gonna take me a sec to get that all set up uh i'm gonna put one sec i don't even have anything set
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up for 25 uh so what we're gonna do though guys for the roast session it's gonna be 25 and up it's now
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but there's going to be a i'm putting on uh what's it called auto mod
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unlimited alert moderation delay okay so because you guys trolled it last time uh i'm moderating
06:31:51.200
all these so it's going to be at my discretion if i show them i don't want any uh insults towards
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appearance if you want to roast somebody for some shit they said some dating stuff you can no uh
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insults towards physical appearance and uh otherwise it's all free game i'm gonna be
06:32:13.440
i'm moderating them so otherwise go for it boys and we'll do that for 10 minutes
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uh let me do oh wait hold on i'll do a couple adjustments but it should be all set to go if you
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guys want to do that while we're doing that any final thoughts from the panel before we wrap things up
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i have a question what's that i can't see it the red pill oh is that what that i can't see it from
06:32:40.960
the same red and blue pill are we gonna have one yeah eat it pretty soon we're gonna have to add the
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q pill in there pretty soon at the what the q pill the q pill that's him oh okay what color is that
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gonna be q pill it's gonna be rainbow colored it's not gonna be rainbow colored and it's pride
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oh okay it's gonna be black oh with a little bit of gold in it
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all right oh you were able to type it good job nick i'm proud of you
06:33:13.760
good job that was good uh so if you oh yeah i have the fucking delay on i gotta see if they're
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coming through hold on guys let's see i'm just testing should be it should be all set should be
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all ready to go boys uh we did that let me just make sure
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okay yeah it should be uh guys if you want 25 and up for uh the uh tts if you guys want it
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i do have the moderation delay on though just because people spoil it for the rest of us you know so
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angelic do you accept that guy old marine whatever do you accept his state his proposal
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um i mean gonna have to get to know him more before going some because i would assume if he's
06:34:09.280
cooking a steak that would mean going to his house i don't think i would do that without knowing him
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i think that's fair you know okay what if he invites you to the beach and one of the little
06:34:20.240
girls on the beach cook steak on the beach yeah i mean like yeah if it was in a public setting yeah
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that's good there's no men are coming to our house let me tell you
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sharon donated 25 the man or bear question just proves once again that women think emotionally
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and men think logically always choose the man yep well put how is this not
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women underscore women underscore women underscore women donated 25 dollars i cannot comprehend why
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someone cannot pronounce the plural version of the word woman women not woman women not woman women not
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not woman if you nickelodeon donated 25 dollars men slippery slope date pay for dinners pay for ring
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pay to take care of woman pay for lawyers pay for alimony pay to eat a bullet women's slip lol paladins
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donated 25 dollars i feel sorry for q two episodes in a row he had to be sat next to crazy what are you
06:35:51.200
doing brixton that is supposed to be the safe side of the table how do you feel about that he's calling
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you crazy generic statue donated 25 dollars no of skisers on the show tonight w panel great show tonight
06:36:05.520
brian keep up the good work good to see you on the show q much love from austin tx i appreciate that
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thank you big grizzly donated 100 dollars oh thank you i'm a veteran the arm now retired and disabled
06:36:20.320
i'm sorry to hear that i fought for these ladies to make poor decisions and it breaks my heart
06:36:25.360
and i just got here it's breaking his heart what poor decisions this guy's literally a grizzly he's
06:36:34.080
a grizzly over him oh he fought for the country he's retired from the great like just all of a sudden
06:36:39.840
something in 2024 happened and women just like went into the forest to chill with bears and he he was in the
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the great bear war of 2024 he's called the hbic grizzly so um he saw some shit like he was in the
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shit you ever been to bosnia son you ever been in the shit oh my god uh
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good talk good talk guys if you want to get your 25 tts and just fyi i've triggered every
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single one that's come through so far so uh you guys can roast just to ask you guys don't uh you
06:37:20.000
can roast me roast madison let's hear a sprinkler just don't i don't want people getting uh attacking
06:37:25.760
people's appearance you can attack my appearance i guess that's fine i don't mind you're asking them to
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uh tts a roast or they commit say a nice comment 100 100 comments head bear in charge
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stay out of my woods oh damn don't they already do that the whole time stay out of my woods this
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guy he's he's seen some shit bro he's got he's got shell shock bro he's got he's got fake titty
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shock too many fake titties coming through the woods man it's crazy oh my god he's got he's got ptsd
06:38:01.120
bro from the cams i'm being cringe okay oh my god super cringe
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up here aquatic donated 25 dollars just want to say everyone else was pretty good faith and thank
06:38:16.800
you and brian one of these days i'll do a champagne pop for you but currently i can't understand thank
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you did old man marine donated 25 dollars what about the woods i'll protect you from bears or other
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men but really q is right we can ride to the lake and cook up some food oh nickelodeon donated 25
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it cut off my message women's slippery slope bow foot rubs life is hard for the ladies
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feet washing not feet rubbing oh so i'll re-trigger yours brother this one nickelodeon
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donated 25 dollars men's slippery slope date pay for dinners pay for ring pay to take care of woman
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pay for lawyers pay for alimony pay to eat a bullet women's slip this legend bro nickelodeon
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nickelodeon donated 25 dollars it cut off my message women's slippery slope bow foot rubs life
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is hard for the ladies y'all want us to take a bullet for you but you don't want to do a bow that's
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crazy that's crazy fuck communism donated 25 dollars brian's learning how to call out protestants nice to
06:39:34.640
see andrew is rubbing off on you have you gone to the liturgy how did you like it bubba no no i haven't
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i haven't but i've been like learning about uh different like faiths and stuff and it's uh pretty uh
06:39:49.040
pretty uh pretty interesting very interesting you know brian i told you i would do the bow
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proud of you proud of you hold on thank you all right let me sorry i got it tilly for really donated
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25 and 52 cents genesis tells us women's nature in the first chapter because it's important
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betrayal dot men want fresh apples rotten fruit on the ground for the deer what i donated 25
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when i saw the blonde on the left i had visions of singing in the swiss alps with our
06:40:25.280
10 kids then she spoke and my soul died it's so dark so dark oh my goodness nemesis donated 25
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blondie that left seems like a chick that would want to find a way on top of a roof if i told her
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that drinks are on the house hello boss oh seven good what does that mean illinois boy donated 25
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angelic my dm slide offer still stands no brian thank god i don't live in shit cargo also brian lose the
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For my first-time donation to the Porcelain Canuck, I'm Seattle-based.
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Believe we'd align on all of your non-negotiables and beyond.
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Blonde next to Q, with calling brain hateful to women.
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When it's Jewish push back to their worldview and to engage the panel, it's just tone policing.
06:41:52.720
It's just not rooted in love, and I think that's important.
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38-year-old female here, interested in coming on the show.
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The blonde lady nearest to Brian is unbearable.
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She thinks she is intelligent, but they are the exact opposite.
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The way it's just pushed back to the worldview, bruv.
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Men are the larger victims of women than the other way around.
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Dot ran through women prey on Simpai and Blue Bill men.
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When the strumpet player will be back in studio.
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I cracked open a cold one with one not too long ago.
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Angelic, I have a tattoo of an angel slash demon tattoo on my leg as well.
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We've received multiple reports indicating mentions of a coup d'etat.
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After watching this episode, we've determined Mr. Atlas is based AF.
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I lost so many brain cells today, I don't think I'll be able to make through the semester.
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If I crash out, you will hear from my lawyer Brian.
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If you want to get a TTS in, we'll let it go for a few more minutes.
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And I do want, can somebody do a sprinkler for me, please?
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I think Maddie, we need to take her down a little peg.
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I'm waiting for Bevo to pull off his girlfriend's wig and pink shirt
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Everyone on the panel is beautiful except Brian.
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The blonde next to Q leaves me confused and losing hope.
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Don't forget to tell the ATF Happy Pride Month.
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Also, hey, Turkish and Angelic and Maddie is proof.
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Why do some women rate themselves a 10, but they never rate themselves a 200 for intelligence?
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I bet that spiked helmet Maddie wears all the time smells like rotten fish left on the dock
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after seven sunny, hot 101.35 degree days from never being wiped.
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GMD Jim donated $25 to the strumpets that chose the bear.
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When you get home, search the audio of the final moments of Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend,
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Yeah, they got fucking obliterated by a grizzly.
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Do you prefer this hat on Madison or do you prefer the pickle haba?
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you're australian how do you not know this shit
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oh you're getting into it with the country remix but you're you're australian how do you not know
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the new zealand national anthem i don't know i asked for the american national anthem he came
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in new zealand oh my god no i can't catch catch the shit all right he wouldn't risk the equipment
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i would catch it one hand like that okay uh wait oh sorry there's a bunch coming through sorry guys
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i missed them oh sorry uh okay wait stochastic decay donated 25 dollars brain today i watched
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the whatever pod i learned that racism is okay if it's based on trauma and that the optimal move
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when you encounter a grizzle david tozeciac donated 25 dollars mad hard to roast be on plug laptop put
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palm on globe and touch pad same time i'll up to surf and turf to a1 for a date amy comedy is a thing
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whatever fan donated 69 dollars pink shirt looking beautiful
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that's a whatever fan you're trying to you're trying to get it in
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you're trying to get it in with with him with the whatever fan
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like gtl are you trying to get it in with gtl i have no idea who that is like jim jim cia donated
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25 dollars we have reviewed the reports from the fbi and we agree that brian is based tf
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manda score jow 92 donated 25 dollars i feel bad for you brian because everyone from your area
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on your shows what it's like to be a man over there forever alone forever alone yeah man it's tough
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out here pickle orb donated 25 dollars make maddie wear her own shame for participating in this nonsense
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dope hell yeah bro uh thank you guys okay i'm gonna do my uh if you want you can get your last
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ones in but i'm gonna wrap up the show so uh let's see we're gonna do guys before we do that go to
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twitch.tv slash whatever drop us a follow on the prime sub if you have one drop us a fail guys i think
06:53:54.980
our prime it's been 34 minutes since we've had a prime i think it's bugged can somebody like do a
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test i'm kind of worried like twitch has been kind of like messing with us recently you know
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like twitch has been kind of messing with us and it's kind of like making me a little worried like
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oh there yo momo nator thank you man it's like my canadian oh oh that was supposed to be canadian
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oh no it's like if you're like if you're like playing uh what's it called like if you're playing a
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video game is this like oh it's like newfoundland is what you're thinking no but like look if i'm like
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if i'm like usa and i'm like playing against like gla like you know sorry this is all right never mind
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nobody nobody knows that reference um okay so twitch.tv slash whatever drops oh i already did it
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drops to follow drops a prime sub if you have one we're gonna do a twitch raid uh let's see
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but so gg well played to the panel last call hit the like button please on your way out thank you
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for tuning in tonight you can be anywhere in the world but you're here with me i appreciate that
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thank you to everyone who super chats donates and supports the show we will be live again sunday
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5 p.m pacific got some good shows lined up any girls who want to be on the show dm out whatever
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on instagram if you can make it to santa barbara now let's do this twitch raid let me see who i'm
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gonna raid nick raid time do you guys know what nick's last name is no it's legend oh my god i'm sorry
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all right who do we raid who do we raid uh let's see we got frost adamus he's playing world oh he's
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playing oh he's playing wait is he not playing is it still live oh hey guys yeah we're still here
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you guys can talk i'll make some music for you i can't feel it
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go ahead keep going keep going you got this i don't have a song i need a song up in here
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i'm trying to think of a good song um every step i take do you guys know that one every move i make
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all right nick we're gonna raid frost adamus yeah can you get him up
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yeah we're gonna raid him hey all right uh let's see if anyone buys this so those of you watching
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on twitch thank you for tuning in on twitch drop us a follow in the prime sub before we uh send you
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over to frost he just started streaming 15 minutes ago there's 14 people watching him he's playing world
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of warcraft season of discovery or is he or is he playing classic fresh i'm not sure what he's doing
06:56:59.780
exactly but he is playing world of warcraft and he's loading up some bullshit uh don't know what
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he's doing cool uh so thanks again for watching on twitch really appreciate you guys over there
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i'm gonna raid frost adamus uh oh oh go over there and just like ask him about andrew tate okay
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because he's he's romanian he lives in romania so just like ask him about andrew tate uh anyways
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gonna raid you guys thank you guys for tuning in on twitch all right that oh i have to wait
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another seven seconds okay rip dark stone okay thank you guys for watching on twitch sending you
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guys over now thank you thank you raid all right and so wait a minute healing that how did they modify
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this one we have to do uh let's see if he gets the raid though yo brian holy smokes thank you very
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much for the raid boom do i know understate of course i taught him everything he knows
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tell him oh wait i don't know if people oh we should have done something else oh well that's fun
06:58:16.680
all right what's with the understate thing man okay you can x out that and then we have two more two
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more chats old man hall donated 25 dollars good night angelic it was nice talking to you
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if you're ever in phoenix you should come let me tattoo you i'll hook it up good night to everyone else
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too late sorry man but uh thank you for the uh message uh angelic could you read this one
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uh that i have a crush oh i have a crush but i'm not a simp it's hard out here for a guy
06:58:59.820
it's hard not to be a simp for these adorable women like this your voice w's for all i'm going
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to hawaii tomorrow any spots in hawaii i should visit i'm very introverted so anywhere which island
06:59:13.340
hit the north shore on oahu uh maui is great kawaii is great but i'm assuming you're probably on
06:59:21.140
the wahoo so hit the north shore uh go check out actually i don't know if it's like they're swell
06:59:27.720
but north shore is good okay cool we're gonna wrap up the show thank you guys so much hit the like
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button please on your way out i want to see oh sevens in the chat i hope you guys have a very good
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night hope you guys have a very good night and we'll uh see you next time i'll address the drama
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next show uh i forgot to do that this show it's in the title but i'll have to do next show because we're