Real Coffee with Scott Adams


Show info

Number of Episodes

2,268

Total Time

2,421 hours and 27 minutes

Most Recent Episode

January 13, 2026

Oldest Episode

January 01, 1970

Average Length

1 hour and 4 minutes

Average Words per Minute

144

Average Word Count

9,243

Average Sentence Count

533.22

Misogynist Sentence Count Average

9.723

Hate Speech Sentence Count Average

20.021


Episodes

APR
3
2020
Episode 888 Scott Adams： Swaddle Away Your Cares and Ease Into a Great Night of Sleep
Hate: 11 48 minutes
APR
2
2020
Episode 886 Scott Adams： Swaddle up to Your Screen. It's Time for Positive Thoughts Before Bed.
Misogyny: 1 Hate: 4 32 minutes
APR
2
2020
Episode 887 Scott Adams： Grab Your Beverage and Get in Here!
Misogyny: 1 Hate: 33 55 minutes
APR
1
2020
Episode 885 Scott Adams： Announcing my Candidacy for President of the United States
Misogyny: 3 Hate: 6 53 minutes
APR
1
2020
Episode 884 Scott Adams： Taking Questions and Solving Pandemics Like it's Nothing
Misogyny: 11 Hate: 11 56 minutes
MAR
31
2020
Episode 883 Scott Adams： I'll be Taking Over for our Lying Surgeon General. Come Get New Guidelines.
Misogyny: 4 Hate: 3 45 minutes
MAR
31
2020
Episode 882 Scott Adams： Simultaneous Swaddle Time. See my Joe Biden Impression.
Misogyny: 4 Hate: 4 51 minutes
MAR
30
2020
Episode 880 Scott Adams： Enjoy the Simultaneous Swaddle and DIY Ventilator Instructions
Hate: 6 39 minutes
MAR
30
2020
Episode 881 Scott Adams： Sip Away Your Cares and Learn What the Future Holds
Misogyny: 9 Hate: 10 53 minutes
MAR
29
2020
Episode 879 Scott Adams： Sip and Relax With me While I Tell You What the Future Holds
Misogyny: 7 Hate: 23 1 hour and 13 minutes
MAR
29
2020
Episode 878 Scott Adams： The Simultaneous Swaddle is Not Clinically Proven to Cure Coronavirus, But I Feel Good About it
Hate: 2 57 minutes
MAR
28
2020
Episode 877 Scott Adams： Simultaneously Sip the Crisis Away With Calming Words From Your Favorite Cartoonist
Misogyny: 7 Hate: 23 1 hour and 9 minutes
MAR
28
2020
Episode 876 Scott Adams： It's Time For Your Nightly Simultaneous Swaddle. Get in Here!
Misogyny: 4 Hate: 8 1 hour and 5 minutes
MAR
27
2020
Episode 875 Scott Adams： Get in Here for the Sip. It's a Good One Today!
Misogyny: 3 Hate: 5 1 hour and 3 minutes
MAR
27
2020
Episode 874 Scott Adams： Taking Your Calls for the Simultaneous Swaddle
Misogyny: 5 Hate: 7 54 minutes
MAR
26
2020
Episode 873 Scott Adams： Coffee Now. Stat.
Misogyny: 6 Hate: 17 43 minutes
MAR
26
2020
Episode 872 Scott Adams： Ask Me Anything For the Simultaneous Swaddle
Misogyny: 3 Hate: 11 53 minutes
MAR
25
2020
Episode 871 Scott Adams： It's Time to Stop Using an Obama Afghanistan Strategy Against a Virus
Misogyny: 6 Hate: 9 47 minutes
MAR
25
2020
Episode 870 Scott Adams： Simultaneous Swaddling and Good Thoughts Before Bed
Misogyny: 1 Hate: 4 48 minutes
MAR
24
2020
Episode 869 Scott Adams： There Will be Cursing. And Coffee. Let's End the Political Career of Porkers
Misogyny: 4 Hate: 9 58 minutes